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so, have you ever broken the bed? And other practical sex questions you've always wanted to ask!
December 11 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Holy crap....lol mannnn aren't you just the firecracker!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
we must admit we were having a bit of fun on a friends bed.. they were there too.. and the slats broke.. well, fell out some how.. hehe.. The kids havn't let anybody in the house... but they have walked into our bedroom just at that moment.. lol.... ahh, timing is everything... I do remember each of us taking off clothes one night as we were driving.. and then there is times when we have just pulled over to the side of the road, parked and used the bonnet.. hehe.. all too much fun.. ohh, then there was the time with friends and one of them was feeling way too hot and she removed her top.. bra and all.. poor taxi driver didn't know where to look.. lol..
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RHP User
16 years ago
We've never broke anything, but a mate in Scotland had this amusing anecdote for us: one night while she was busy getting it on her boyfriend, things weren't happening for her. To avoid hurting his feelings as he was going down on her, she decided to fake an orgasm. It was an almighty faked orgasm, alright - she bounced his head off the wall, slammed it against the bed railings and finally dropped him to the ground. He wound up in hospital with a dislocated jaw and several cuts to his face. They broke up not too long after that.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well i one time i was pounding my ex so hard that it got that wild i ended up putting her head through the window at the edge of my bed lukily no harm was done but one hefty bill for the wndow lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
ouch @ the window story, lucky no damage done.a girlfriend had a bed with slats in the base, all at once the slats migrated to either end of the bed and we plummetted about a foot n a half as the mattress fell through... certainly deep pentration, but... being on top I was folded like a pretzelthank god it wasn't a top bunk bed
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RHP User
16 years ago
We broke the bed going at it one night. Ended up head down, sliding towards the wall. So We kept going, finished off, and slept in the spare bed... Worry about it tomorrow!Needless to say, we went out and bought a new bed the next weekend. And when the attendent asked us what we were looking for, the first point was "something strong" I could see her chuckling under her smile...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Had a metal frame bed once that broke at the joins. So one minute all good and the next the feet end of the bed hit the floor. Purposely broke the head end so it was flat until a new bed was bought not long after.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I guess you've answered that question for me ... the bed can always be replaced :D
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RHP User
16 years ago
I forgot you asked about sofas, you don't break sofas, they break you!sex on a fold out has to be the most uncomfortable thing ever, the bar just makes your spine feel like it'll snap.. on the plus side it motivates you to get up and get her bent over the back of said sofa (or suffer carpet rubs on the floor lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
I guess when it comes to things like fold out sofa and bed slats, those manufacturers just were not even thinking about durability during SEX. Maybe even violent tossing and turning during mere sleep should be avoided also!! No - never broke any beds but once had the bunk frame a bit bended after my then very hefty man about 150 kilos i believe went at it with me! You know the ones with double on bottom, single on top.
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RHP User
16 years ago
but I did once break a couch! We herd this cracking noise and the back rest kind of seperated from the seat. I guess I got a bit carried away while riding....mmmmmmm....good memories of good times.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
heres my answers...... 1. replace the furniture or change positions so arm is not a prob.... lol 2. buy a padded matress protector for the matress and buy more sets of linen.....and get them drycleaned lol 3. Depends on the age of the kids as to how coded it is.......but own time, mid day nap to "lets go and talk about those pipes in the ensuite" .... etc lol 4. Dont care ... the looks they give will either be bc of jealousy or it turns them on lol 5. ....well its good to have natural iight after all... ;) + :P 6. enjoy it lol.... 7. part a - No but it sounds like lotsa fun - part b - see q 4 and q 5 lol 8. have a breather ... a bit of a wank... then some touching then ... more etc lol .. then its always time for ding ding .. next round so to speak... 9. yes and see 4..... lol 10 ... well i will keep it short .but for starters.... is there such a thing as TOO much fanny play ... either tasting or touching either before or after cumming... tend to lean towards the NOT camp myself lol -2b :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Here are my answers..... 1. buy a new sofa or change positions which dont use the ends of the sofa - you can still 'go hard' 2. for the mattress - buy a lined mattress protector (target do them quite cheap) to go under yr sheets. For the sheets - buy more linen and get them dry cleaned - have all the fun but none of the hassle. 3. Depends on how old the kids are but "alone time", "nap time", ranging to "lets go look at the pipes in the ensuite" 4.No. Any looks you get are either from jealousy or because hearing you turns them on. My advice - just glowing satisified smile with a gentle touch of "mmmmm I KNOW...." in it. 5. ...Weeel, thers nothing better than natural light and moon light streaming in you know..... 6. part a... No - but it sounds like fun and part B .... see 4. above 7. Roll away, have a break, edge closer touching myself, extend touch gently..... then b4 you know it your partner is back where they started and its the next round....ding ding 8.Yes . See 4. above . (and ... dont be gulty, there are always other toilets on planes...... lol 9. welll the list is long but ......heres my Q.... "Is there really ever such a thing as 2 much touching and licking of the vagina - after all isnt that y god gave women mutliple orgasms and squirting?" lol :) -2B :) & ;) & O:) lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
thanks for answering all my questions ... heaps fun reading your response!As for your question, depends how it's done. It's like constantly rubbing the same spot on someone's arm for ages, eventually it can get irritating.Get the pressure, lubrication and technique right though and YUM :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
exactly the correct answer.... when done right....theres no end in sight (sts)...lol. 2b :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lol correct answer miss fussy - well done :) ...... when done right theres no end in sight ....as the good dr suess might have put it. lol 2b :)
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kyyyy
16 years ago
We broke the leg off a hotel bed one weekend, going hard at it during anal, bi ahh the good old days! Lucky to get a flash in the shower now................
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RHP User
16 years ago
two beds and counting, a friends, and our own, bad couple. no more super hard pounding and threesoms. LOL! em broke a couch at her dads house when she was 16 having sex with hr brothers best friend. Good thing the brothers friend knew how to botch it p and make it seem fixed. as for the sheets and mattress. regular washing and and airing but dont really care its only our goo. Noise! lmao we got a complaint from three floors up, but now that we are in the penthouse no problems.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Broke the side strut of a slat bed so had to prop it up with magazines (after we finished the activities on the floorl). Have also put a dent in the dining table by pushing it along the floor into the cupboard with a hot and hard session (its on film too lol). This won't stop me in the future enjoying these activities though. Once got a BJ while driving in the country but had to stop pretty quick before we ran off the road - lesson learnt. (Stopped at a roadside parking bay and had a great time behind the bushes - a real rush with lots of cars driving by). Sheets can be washed / replaced. If you are comfortable with the partner you are with, then farts are not a problem. Fanny farts are funny anyway lol.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Had this sensational girlfriend that I must say was pretty great in bed. We really use to get wild but we only could get together when her kids were not there. This one night I came over after the kids had gone to bed, we tried pretty hard to be quiet but things reached new heights. She had one of those beds with made up of slats and sure enough, they finally gave way with a loud crash! We remained quiet and still for awhile thinking the kids may have woken. Must have been my lucky day cos they had not and we soon were able to get the bed back together and continue our fun.lol.
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