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the urban assualt
January 19 2009
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playfulminx
17 years ago
Sadly it does happen a lot :( No... The clitoris (if that's what they are aiming for) is not an instant pleasure button. Trust me, we really wish it was too. I also hate those who go straight for the hole... Hello? Not here for a gyno examination you know... Note to guys - while having a good snogging session, there is nothing sexier than having the inner thighs stroked. The long tease please :)
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RHP User
17 years ago
I loved reading your tale of the Urban Assult.... I am sure that many men think of this as an Urban Myth because most guys think that they are Love Gods - therefore surely you could not be referencing something they have been doing wrong for so many years, but yes this is an all too common occurance! Just becaus a guy knows where a clit is does not instantly mean he knows how to treat it! Fingers and toes crossed that your next conquest ends in toe curling not toe scrunching.
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deltoid
17 years ago
Just lay there expecting the man to do all the work ( and complain when it is not done properly) then do exactly the same type of thing they have just got pissed off over the man doing before going into an immitation of a sack of potatoes. Fortunately not all women are like this but there are IMO just as many women if not more who are lousy lays as there are men. Only difference is men see a bad root as still being better than no root. Great sex is only going to happen if BOTH people are prepared to take their time and put pleasing the other person before being pleased. Also helps when people are clear about what they want saying "fuck me like a whore" when you really want slow intamate passion does not help
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RHP User
17 years ago
Think it might have something to do with, lack of experience, and or selfishness, and desperate pent up passion. Personally i like to go real slow and tease, tease, tease, You know most of the fun is the lead up, and admiring the feel and look of the lady from her hair to her toes, but what would i know am just an old guy of 46, and hardly anyone wants guys my age. Seems to work for my partner though, and definetly gets me hard. Then again different strokes for different folks. Cheers Nev
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RHP User
17 years ago
I had a lass i hardly knew take me into her mouth and then discard me because i was'nt instantly erect. I'm smart enough to know that this was a reflection on her and not me but i'm still human. Guys not the only ones with no savvy ;). This is not the only experience i could draw out to prove my point but it is the first that comes to mind, obviously the most poignant, to me anyway...
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RHP User
17 years ago
...what ya call it ? ,,.. Then im the whole FFFurkin tactical response group !!! Ive been compared to wrestling a fukkin BEAR !!! ~~~Horrible~~~
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RHP User
17 years ago
Ive spoken to a number of ladies with the same experiences as you subterfuge and one of the possible influences we put it down to is porn lol. For many young guys these days they 'learn everything' from porn ! and some guys just dont mature or learn on the job either lol. Next time your watching porn, even 2 women, watch how hard and aggressive they attack the clit and the hole lol Be interested in others thoughts here.
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RHP User
17 years ago
You know what I think it is just the guy being lazy and wanting a quick root...3 minutes of kissing 2 minutes clitorus stimulation 45 seconds of rooting ....was that good for you as well. Call me Adonus.
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RHP User
17 years ago
well finally it is out, perhaps now the women on this site might (just might) take more interest in us older blokes. The majority of us are not wham bam thankyou mam type of lovers and enjoy foreplay as much as the act itself. There are many places on the woman that are more sensual than their boobs and crutch. (neck, ears, inner thighs come to mind) I have prided myself in taking my time to ensure both of us enjoy the moment. I cannot wait to be swamped with offers (LOL) however probably will have to settle for a lotto win.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Grav would have to agree with you 100% on that one. He's always telling me the same thing. Leelee xxx
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RHP User
17 years ago
Deltoid and Huggybear, have to agree with you both there..... 'Bring back Foreplay'..... <<<>>>> lol
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RHP User
17 years ago
Man, that was funny as. I'm pretty sure I've been a culprit in the past. The coolest thing (IMO) is seeing a woman orgasm from stuff you never dreamt of as a youngster. I've seen a girl orgasm from a guy grabbing her knee and I've made a few women orgasm from me sucking their toes and massaging their feet. So remember guys. Go AWOL! LOL!
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RHP User
17 years ago
gotta agree with oldie on this one,the older you are the more invisible you seem to be to women but this is where the experience is... gained through years of ..of..of...well experience. girls you keep going for the hunky guys that are full of themselves when the real talent is almost begging to be picked and always gratefull when the chance is given...which is why they care. Ask my gf,she's very happy.( and so am I ) now where's my viagra
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RHP User
17 years ago
the way i see it is the art of kissing has been forgotten by many.slow caressing kisses to the neck,ckeek,ear,back is a start have learnt by my mistakes and the way i see it now is the lady always must come first in every aspect of love making. because it takes 2 to tango not one. one always comes first the focus,the attention the all. so what i am saying is that you focus on the art of kissing to start with. and you will find a more willing partner........kisses are forever if they are done right.....call me old fashioned but i love a good kisser......
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RHP User
17 years ago
You know... some women have the cold erotic style of a blow up doll. Personally, I'd rather have a wank than be trying to rev up a living corpse. Grab the heart starter, stat... lol. What about those people who really can't kiss? You are right in so far as people need to be told... lol. Your ahem ..."lover"... was clearly in a different mind space to you at the time.
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RHP User
17 years ago
A lot of it comes down to communication. No not an interrogation or a strategy meeting ie I'm planning to kiss your neck for three minutes then move to your breasts for five. After that I will nibble down your belly for a minute or two then concentrate on your clit for 20 minutes. Then I'll toss you over and go doggy for the next 15 minutes then cowgirl. Is that good for you? More of the mmmm, ahhh, slower, faster, harder, softer, thats it ... would you like more of that ... As far as I know women and men can both do this. Mind you I could do with a good strategy meeting after all.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Another thing to try is .. When someone is not doing something you like - take their hands/mouth/optional body part and put it where you want it and tell them exactly what you want them to do with it and most importantly why. for example - (moving an agressive hand from assaulting your pussy to your feet) saying I love it when a guy rubs my feet like that other parts are more sensitive. And I love it when a guy sucks my toes and takes more time to warm me up. I believe most people want to please the person they are with - they just don't know how. Sex is probably best only after the third or fourth hour (not necessarily consecutively)
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RHP User
17 years ago
While I'm sure I've been guilty of the above, I've had the same happen to me. Not all guys like to get it over with asap. The only way to ensure you both get the best out of the situation is to communicate and let each other know what you want and the mood you're in.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Think about it guys. Do you like it when a gal grabs your cock and wanks it so hard? That she wanks you hard while your soft? I think NOT!!! Doesnt it feel much better when she gently takes your cock in her hand and gently strokes it. Then gets faster and harder as you get more turned on? Well its the same for her. If she wants it hard and straight away then she will signal you to do it straight away. Look and listen to her signals. Even if shes not moaning or writhing around you will know when she wants you to be firm. Its always, ALWAYS start slow and gentle and move up to a cresendo. Had a guy do this to my mrs when we had a mmf 3some. It turned her off mmf for life. Even though she didnt mind watching me suck the guy while she gently stroked my cock for me.
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RHP User
17 years ago
well subterfuge going by the pic you have posted on your profile can you blame the guy....if your pussy is as sweet as your ass i'd be lunging for it too hahahaha. Seriously there's no place for the "the urban" attack, the pussy will still be there in 5, 10 or 15 minutes, it's not going anywhere so just take your time and good things will come to those that wait!
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RHP User
17 years ago
Guilty... yes I love the feel of a womans pussy. BUT I never go in straight for it for a quick fuck. I never go in hard on the clit because I know it's sensitive. as for leaving a woman before she comes... never knowinglly. I have stopped sex before I came. I like the feel of my cock going in and out of her pussy... so I slow it down to prolong the feeling. She may cum a number of times... and I need to slow down. Usually stop because of soreness and fatigue. Sometimes hunger. I love the feel of their inner thigh... and breasts too. Most of all I love tonge kissing.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Hi subterfuge If your so-called Urban Assault contained male.....or even female....soldiers, just like in the real Army, and they were ranked according to the way they "urban assault"..... I'm glad I never got higher than PFC........ ;-) M_S (ever the considerate one!!!)
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Loveknot
17 years ago
Posted this on a different thread but thought I better put it here I never once stated that women are not guilty of the foresaid assault; I fortunately have not had the experience of being attacked by a woman hell bent on an urban assault! (Although I have slept with women) I am happy to say none have ever imitated the kamikaze pilot! I have a few more gems that do my head in, Firstly what I call the Come n Run, or Blow n Bolt all nice, close, into it, as soon as they have blown they are out the door, what the fuck is that about? (pls note I am not saying all men and it is different to a pre organised Blow n Go!) Then there is the other varieties of some men, we have the Two Stroke, limited foreplay, pump pump ahhh was that good for you? (umm is it over!). Next, which is only slightly better I introduce to you the Half a Fuck, yes, ladies and gentlemen this is when you are just getting warmed up and he comes, then to add insult to injury does a Blow n Bolt, leaving you reaching for your tried and trusted vibrator, wondering why the hell u bothered!! Then rarer than dogshit on Rottnest, we have what we all seek yet is so hard to find, that my dear friends is a Good Ride. What constitutes a good ride? In my humble opinion it goes like this. Good conversation, flirting physical attraction, foreplay with dialogue, feels good , do u like that harder softer etc, kissing, oral, fucking, resting, more kissing fucking oral, dirty talk and mutual coming, where both partners are left with a satisfied glow. Then a chill out n chat time, maybe a shower, pash at the door seeya babe that was hot! Let the slaying begin!!
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RHP User
17 years ago
Subterfuge, I have enjoyed your descriptions of the different types of lovers. The urban assault is a classic. The nipple twister is one of my pet hates. Even after directing one lover to a post on the subject, discussing the fact that nipples are sensitive and at times extremely sensitive, this guy just never got it. I've decided I want the rare as dogshit on rottnest island type encounter. Though its possibly rare as a tasmanian tiger down here on the apple isle. Thanks for your educational and amusing posts. Good luck in finding a rare one. Wildly appreciative
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RHP User
17 years ago
Isn't there a rule that foreplay doesn't end until the woman cums?
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RHP User
17 years ago
slow hands...if she hasn't cum, then you're on your own and it's "owner operator". Extending the thought further, I think what suberfuge initially described is probably akin to self play anyway..thoughtless, lacking empathy with partner and self seeking.. a pity because it's always much more fun when both minds are engaged along with bodies
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RHP User
17 years ago
I loved his post, very funny, informative and true. I was surprised to see that many man had said "im probably guilty of this". I've noticed some men tend to blame the woman if they're not getting anywhere in satisfying them, which in some cases is true if you're dealing with a Star Fish. Someone mentioned porn partly being the cause of this. And I have to agree. Just touching a woman eyebrow in a porno sends them praising the gods. Porn is good stimulation but hardly something to use for 'tips'. I think alot of it has to do with age also. I find myself going to men 30+... maily cause they have the paitence, they're open to feedback (they dont have the ego of a 20something yr old) and they are alot more eager to please. Add all that together and you have someone with experiance. Mind you, some 20somethings have got it together. And some 30+ still have no idea. The right additude goes a long way. As for the Once his cum its all over.... Haaaaaaate that! Its not so bad if you have put in the effort and made me cum before we started fucking.... but if I havent cum at all and ur ready to sleep.... BAD MANNERS!!!!! Just because you've fucked me doesnt mean you've done all you can. Take a breather if you have to but be a trooper and finish the job. A hand, a tongue... a toy even.... Make us wanna come back for seconds!!! Having said all that... i have no doubt females are also guilty of said things. Personaly, I havent been with one who is guilty of these things. Call me lucky!!! :P Just my 2 cents. *Boo*
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RHP User
17 years ago
I found that females at a swingers club tend to be understanding with other females but very judgemental with males. I know that is not what the thread is about but it is certainly related. That same judgemental attitude is likely to turn off guys that have any soul outside of the one between their legs. My partner i used to take there had a thing for the fun being spontaneous, which usually seemed to mean pretty much free for all, urban attack is fine, she was ready anyway... Seeing i was her partner it meant i had to flick that mental switch inside me very quickly to be up and ready to join the fun, not as easy as it was for the guys for which she was a novelty ;). Actually i can think of one or two occasions at that club where i could be accused of being in the assualt myself. Sometimes spontaneous decisions, opportunity but don't hang about or i'll take the next guy, doesn't leave one much time to think about finesse lol. Later i took another lass to the same club a couple of times, she liked to come with me because we would relax in the spa until she managed to snare a guy she liked, at which point we would retire to a room and share her. I didn't mind, i could have her before and after, i got off on her enjoying a little extra. That was very different, she chose her guys pretty well, though one had a little of the urban attacker most weren't and even that one tried to learn ;). Outside of that one swinging club i knew i've never come across urban attackers male or female. Even gang bangs and dogging have been considerate and foreplay not offered only where its understood its not required ;). No this is not all about me. I just don't have anyone elses experiences to relate to the thread... lol.
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RHP User
17 years ago
As a former mechanic most of my life I learnt early to keep the man hands off it. God gave us a tounge and lips for that purpose.
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RHP User
17 years ago
Oh I agreeeee. Good on you for taking a stand - maybe i will have to give hubby time-out to just watch when he decides not to listen. A funny thing also is that my hubby always asks me to tease him both during sex and in normal life but as soon as i try.. things like sexy kisses or walking around in sexy lingerie, or a striptease with the intention of it leading to sex he wont let me finish and is on me in two seconds... how can i tease if he wont let me???????????
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RHP User
17 years ago
yanno....i think it comes down to confidence and communication. I am confident enough that I can say to him..."not so hard"...and like you subterfuge....kick him to the kerb if he doesn't listen. Some guys...no matter how many times they are told...refuse to believe that there skills are anything less than perfect....or that there is anything they need to learn. Unfortunately, unless women tell them differently, they will go on believe it. Women can be the same too....so my advice is....ditch em and find someone else....there are plenty of fish in the sea.....so keep looking til you find a salmon and chuck out all the hoki...lol!
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RHP User
17 years ago
shit the urban assault huh.....damn i thought that was something we only did when we were teenagers n still trying to figure out how women worked.....but come to think of it, i have a mate who claims that hes only ever there to please himself....so i wouldnt be surprised if thats his style lol really that shit is tragic though.....ok here it is a hint to all men that dont know what theyre doing n are too macho to admit it or simply ask a woman what she likes....read the sealed sections of chicks mags, theyre lined with gold... theres no need for the urban assault to continue....it's piss funny, but only because it's tragic
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