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well that didn’t go as planned (POP)

February 18 2019

we have all seen the threads on sex injury’s over the years ,yeah well here’s one to go to the top of the list ,right now i am waiting on an ultra sound after an overnight stay to tell them where the surgery is exactly needed for a fractured dick ,yup went at it a bit hard doggy styling it in the heat of the moment, pussy juice flying everywhere spurring me , i pulled back too far or mrs b leant forward or a combination of both and thrust thrust foward again to see mr penis miss the target zone , bend at a right angle and make a horrible popping sound , i am now an sporting a rather black purple swollen. painful member ,talking to docs and nurses having to show them and look at there faces no probs ,having to tell son why i am in hospital 🙄😳😳🙄😳now thats was embarrassing wish me luck ,😢 sad and sore mr b 😭 - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

7 years ago

Feel better, Mr B.

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RHP User

7 years ago

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FeistyFatty

7 years ago

Not rare just FYI.... happened to my hubby when he was about 18 or 19 (exactly the same scenario) and during my Acute Care days have also seen quite a few. Slow recovery, enjoy the down time with some Netflix recommendations (The Sausage Party 😅😅) . Feel better soon "Little" MrB 😉

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FeistyFatty

7 years ago

Whoops, I stand corrected, he was 16 lol.... he remembers the sheer embarrassment very well..... having to tell his dad and be taken up to ED lol

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RHP User

7 years ago

Brings tears to my eyes 😲

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boobsandbusted

7 years ago

thanks all ,well that’s done , some surgery to repair the damage band goodbye to the foreskin i never liked anyway ,oh lord i’m not looking foward to the pain and my job .fingers crossed it still works when it’s healed

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RHP User

7 years ago

All the best for the surgery and recovery Mr b.

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boobsandbusted

7 years ago

thanks sd,hope all is going well for you mentally and all is ok with the floods ,glad to read your hitting the gym again and prolly looking amazing mr b

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EarthQueen

7 years ago

Ouch Hope it’s a quick recovery and take all the painkillers .

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MsJonesy

7 years ago

B 😖 I hope the pain level is manageable, and you are back to fighting fit soon!! Actually, come to think of it, you have lived up to your profile name really. You shall however be nicknamed Mr Bust 😜

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usrightnow_Again

7 years ago

Wow, that's something you don't want to hear. Hope the surgery is a success and recovery not too long. When I told Mrs. urn., she responded as follows, .. "Well, I guess he was in heaven one minute and hell the next.I guess it's boobs And bust. Will it be like a busted leg, held up in a sling above the bed?Poor fella". Yeah, she's All heart. Mind you, it did prompt my own response of, should have gone to specsavers. .. Anyway, in all seriousness, we hope the third leg umpire has done a good job and you get the outcome you desire. Has nearly happened twice to me, we were discussing earlier. All the best. .. Mr. & Mrs. urn. .

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RHP User

7 years ago

You went on a bender alright! Good luck x

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RHP User

7 years ago

Lol wham, bam, call an ambo ma’am ??

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bonefide

7 years ago

Speedy recovery mate, best wishes for down the track.

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RHP User

7 years ago

(Covers groin and tries to slink away) Oh. Oh no (the faint sound of nausea tickles the ears). Oh Jesus no (starts to tear up at the imagined pain).

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RHP User

7 years ago

Mr b - I’m sorry but that did just make me laugh!! To start with - thank you - I needed to smile... Now to follow that up I can only imagine the incentive stories you are coming up with to explain it 😂 I do hope you are ok and aren’t out of action for too long!!! But on the upside Mrs B would look outstanding in a nurses outfit 😉 Take care and get better soon Mxxx

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boobsandbusted

7 years ago

thanks all,making me smile , jonesy that really made me laugh , red glad to make you smile i’m sure it’s a great one ,upside mrs will be trying out a cut dick without a condom for the first time in her life ,fingers crossed we both like it and it works mr b and his new bit of equipment ,😳

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RHP User

7 years ago

First time it's tragedy, second time it's farce 😂🙄😈

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RHP User

7 years ago

Who's going to offer to kiss it betterer 😜😋🤣😍😘

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Andremmo

7 years ago

Ask the doc to take away the pain... But leave the swelling. Best wishes on a speedy recovery with a great new story to tell.

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boobsandbusted

7 years ago

yeah, cos i don’t have enough those ,but can hopefully have some before and after tester stories ,lol,weirdest thing i’ve got the size of a hard on from swelling but it’s hangong down ,wow and the feeling holding it going for a wee feel like calling myself big fella , mr b

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Tall74nHard9

7 years ago

that'd be right.Any excuse to get a hot nurse to look at your dick and hope she takes some pity on you. Happy ending maybe ? Tall Hope ya feel better soon.

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boobsandbusted

7 years ago

oh god there were lots ,and i’ve never been so scared of getting a hard on due to pain, embarrassment and just not the right thing to do ,they were all so tou mind if we have a look and i was i am ok if your ok ,gulp 😩 then we were all like. omg that’s not good is it ,😳🙄

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Tall74nHard9

7 years ago

a few porn movies I've seen.Nurses standing in a row waiting to check over your member - all curious to see this odd condition (never seen that before).Having to hold and manipulate it to see how 'it feels' so they can understand the issue. You poor bugger. Tall

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