RHP

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what sort of sex are you... (petol wise).

July 28 2008

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the best parts of all the motor-sport seasons are starting to get towards the business end (with the exception of A1). so if sex with you was motor sport, what sort of motor-sport would you be? 1/ MotoGp - incredibly quick of the mark, always youthful and attractive but accidents can be pretty messy. 2/ V8 supercars - sex with you is the only sex your friends have heard of. you have a pretty strict licencing agreement regarding video with your bits. 4/ Sprint cars - you like to use incredible accessories while you do it, but you are only prepared to go just around the corner (or 2) to get it. 5/ F1 - it's an incredibly technical and refined experience for you and your partner. those that do not understand think you are very boring. 6/ WRC (World rally champs) - your into the whole nature and out door thing. it can get a little grubby but that does not bother either of you as you always look well groomed afterwards. you probably like scandinavians. 8/ MX (motor-cross) - like WRC, but you don't care about scandinavians and you're really in to loads of brown stuff. 9/ NASCAR - your over wieght and your equipment has not changed since 1970. millions of americans applaud you for doing it in a way they approve of. have i left anyone out? LRE

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  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Go Carts? Demolian Derby? Truck Racing? Car and caravan racing? <-- can see what that one might be.. baggage? lmao um.. for me.. i would be a sports car that smart, fun, and wild .. what would that be best fit into Reddie?

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    the perfect ride when its too wet to take the harley out

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    LRE some other Motor Sports: 10) Drag Racing - You have perfected one move it's ultimate state but one mistake and you will crash and burn. 11) Tractor Pulls - Employs toys based on Mores Rule (if a little is good then more is better) like v8 powered vibrators. Me.. I think WRC because it's all about balancing the changing environment with the task at hand. Ed

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    hmm.. you mean le-lans i'm guessing.. that would be like F1 but those involved have less jewelry and fewer people watching.. and i'm not touching truck racing sparty.. that would only start a falme war LOL.. LRE

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Demolition Derby- Lots of rear end driving, being taken from all sides, roll cages for bondage, multiple hits, gang bang, no two events are ever the same, good way to relieve built up anger and stress, everyone goes home completely fucked and smiling. Leelee xxx

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    mm lets see what about land speed records go hard and go long

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    and i've just noticed how i spelled petrol in the heading.. i know i'm crap, but really?? you think i'd get a heading right.. LOL.. LRE

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Big, powerful, awesome to watch but when it crashes and burns, it takes a lot of time, money and manpower to get it up and moving again. He he... I think I'm a cross between three... WRC, Truck racing and NASCAR. I don't know, I've never really analysed myself in mechanical terms before. Viking. *anyone got a spanner, I've found a few loose nuts...

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    could like the group thing eh oh and what about an East African Rally then love it real rough plenty of game for the hunt and there is also a chance you won't even cum back to the real world eh

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    just goin round in never ending circles kicking up a lot of s..t on the way an finding out that you don't have the full lenght anyway when you finally get to the finish

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    wow!! there's a blast from the past. i remember watching them as a kid.. i just went off and googled to find out what the TQ stood for, "three quarter". hummours.. as after doing a particulaly bad job one night i had a woman ask where the other 3/4 of her root was... i probably need to not shagg ppl if my hearts not in it. LOL LRE

  • RHP

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    17 years ago

    Damn man ya left us import boys out in the cold!!! but if i had to choose i would choose Togue the downhill exileration of 1 on 1 "Ford/Holden - built down to a standard not up to one" or "please take your performance import cars back as they out class us in every field and we cant match you" lolz