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January 21 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'missguided74' Thanks Doc, Your advice worked a treat...so wise and sometimes even right, not sure how you do it, but not for me to look a gift horse in the mouth! Glad I could help - I just hope the explosion was contained (but explosive) and there was no permanent damage.
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RHP User
16 years ago
is there anything that can improve the taste of down there?
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RHP User
16 years ago
If I melt dry ice and go for a swim in it will I get wet??
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RHP User
16 years ago
is there anything that i can do to stop my gag reflex kicking in and making me dry retch?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'pipinghot10'If I melt dry ice and go for a swim in it will I get wet?? I don't know every way to get a lady wet - but am keenly working my way through the list... but as a nerdy user of dry ice - I can assure you this will not get you wet, as any nerd knows CO2 changes from a solid to a gas with no intervening liquid form. The jury is still out as to whether talking about sublimation gets ladies wet... but you should get back to me on that. I always assume I'm talking to the hot female in any couple... is that wrong?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'littlered' is there anything that can improve the taste of down there? is there anything that i can do to stop my gag reflex kicking in and making me dry retch? Your taste or my taste? I have never disliked a girls taste - ssooo I dunno if I can help much there, as long as things are clean I guess diet would have an effect. It makes me really curious to see what MissS tastes like - I would assume chocolate? It's also fair to say the taste changes from one hour to the next.... so the whole thing is probably quite complex and not as simple as just showering and eating chocolate (sorry!) As for my taste - I'm told pineapple juice is helpful - and I love pineapple and juice... not sure if I am delicious - I always aim for my mouth but cum on my chest (gimme a break - I'm tall!!), so am yet to know! The gag reflex is a tricky one too - I've never ....erm... y'know had that happen to me. I honestly think practise with someone who understands or can have a laugh will help here - Stalky will say it's all in the angles (and armpits). So practise practise practise!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard'Your taste or my taste? I have never disliked a girls taste - ssooo I dunno if I can help much there, as long as things are clean I guess diet would have an effect. It makes me really curious to see what MissS tastes like - I would assume chocolate? It's also fair to say the taste changes from one hour to the next.... so the whole thing is probably quite complex and not as simple as just showering and eating chocolate (sorry!) As for my taste - I'm told pineapple juice is helpful - and I love pineapple and juice... not sure if I am delicious - I always aim for my mouth but cum on my chest (gimme a break - I'm tall!!), so am yet to know! The gag reflex is a tricky one too - I've never ....erm... y'know had that happen to me. I honestly think practise with someone who understands or can have a laugh will help here - Stalky will say it's all in the angles (and armpits). So practise practise practise!! According to a very good lesbian friend of mine, who just seems to know these things, diet can affect taste in both sexes. I too have heard of the 'ol pineapple juice thingy and am curious to know whether this has been successful for you Doc.Anywho, according to aforementioned lesbian know-it-all, what a guy eats will not appear in his taste until the following morning, whereas what a girl eats will be apparent straight away.Not that you actually asked for it ... hmm ... and applicable only if you're in full control of your faculties and not out of your mind with mindblowing lust, is this: DO NOT order onions on your kebab. Or hommous for that matter. I'd also lovingly suggest to your other half that he not eat anything too strong the night before. And wash dinner down with a nice big glass of pineapple juice!On the gag reflex thing, practice really does make perfect babe, so no doubt following the good Doc's orders on this one should erm ... go down a treat! ;-)Just my two cents worth on a cruisey Saturday arvoPS: JG, you know exactly where you can post my consultants fee.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Dear Doc There seems to be an issue with my local ice-cream factory supplier. Ive come to love that sweet exotic dark mysterious chocolate flavour with the unexpected flashes of peppermint. Lately they only seem to have vanilla available. I find vanilla a little boring unless it has a splash of boysenberry ripple or some other sudden unexpected rush of flavour. I have heard of other ice cream makers that offer some very unusual flavours. Should I source my ice cream elsewhere or do you think i should start with the vanilla and gradually add my own flavours until I find a suitable mix that thrills me ?? freezer door open miss b
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'missbowpeek' Dear Doc There seems to be an issue with my local ice-cream factory supplier. Ive come to love that sweet exotic dark mysterious chocolate flavour with the unexpected flashes of peppermint. Lately they only seem to have vanilla available. I find vanilla a little boring unless it has a splash of boysenberry ripple or some other sudden unexpected rush of flavour. I have heard of other ice cream makers that offer some very unusual flavours. Should I source my ice cream elsewhere or do you think i should start with the vanilla and gradually add my own flavours until I find a suitable mix that thrills me ?? freezer door open miss b Hey there Miss B - sorry about the delay (and potentially the formatting in this post), but I've been on holidays, er I mean - medical school...(lecturing). I hope you closed your freezer door while waiting, otherwise any sort of ice cream you had will be melted - and that really shouldn't happen until the ice cream is being spread onto someone's lower back, nipples or just below the belly button where it can trickle into forbidden areas, only to be removed by an eager tongue. But this doesn't help you with your flavour dillema. I have to say vanilla is a very safe flavour - but if you have it every night you will get just as fat as if you were eating something exotic... I had coconut ice-cream the other day, never had it before! and loved it. So often I always end up asking for chocolate (which is really just a dark vanilla when you think about it) - but how good was tasting something new!? Real good (mmm coconut) So I guess my advice is to see if you can sneak some boysenberry onto the vanilla, but if it still tastes bland - try sampling some of the other flavours. by all accounts you can sometimes get a sampler pack - where you can have a little of everything and if there's something you truly like, take a tub of it home.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Doc Thanks for the reply......fortunately I had closed the freezer door. I bore easily remember. Decided to go in search of something savoury instead. Now a sampler pack......that could be very interesting and very...... satisfying. Won't people think im being greedy ??? All those wonderful flavours all to my self ? People will talk im sure !!! Maybe you should come to a fun social get together night with like minded folk and elaborate on some of the wonderful insight you have so graciously shared with us all . (heheheheheh) Off to the selection counter again miss b ps did your holiday accom meet your needs ??
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RHP User
16 years ago
Its a special birthday event coming up in a couple of months... I want to get my lover something really really special.. I was thinking maybe a new handbag or even a purse... or perhaps a bikini... but you know.. something really special... not the regular sort.... My lover makes a great model for that kind of thing and has connections in the fashion industry. If only there was a trustworthy handsome 34 year old Estonian Pelt Master in our midst to please me inside and out. What to do? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
When your lover models her new gift, suggest she tie the entrails in a bow. There's nothing worse than knotted entrails when you're eager to bury your extremities!I hear that Estonian guy is a great lover ... it's a climate thing apparently ... here's hoping he hits his prime when winter arrives!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just a small example of fun topics to share with those who never experienced the real fun sandpit of forums
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RHP User
14 years ago
That was a classic, as was Mynames sex bus/tour Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
14 years ago
Its been a while since the last questions have been asked of you.Do you think you could leave the Golf course now and then to follow up a few new ones?Ruby
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RHP User
14 years ago
Is it possible to be addicted to orgasming? And is that even a word?
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gazpacho
12 years ago
Since turning 50 I've had so many cameras installed both front and rear that I'm feeling a little loosey goosey with the whole "pants down please sir" thing.. and well, warm bonnets on a saturday night not withstanding, the cameras seem to be getting bigger.... and just the other day, a prostate examination turned out twenty seven med students who all thought it advisable to manoeuvre the ultrasound device around in my butt. I'm a little concerned. Is this going to mean I have to hand in my straight card? Please tell me Doc ... What's next in store.. What's my futureDoc Jean?? HugsGazpacho51
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have often tried to get that many med students together, and without guarantees involving copious beer-bongs, prescription drugs and jaeger bombs, I would be lucky to end up with one or two overdressed nerdy ones who misinterpreted the invite and arrive with studybooks.More often than not I end up having a DVD night with a cat on my lap until my tears scare her off instead. It is fair to say that if you managed to gather twenty-seven with just your prostate to lure them in, you’re doing alright for someone who remembers middle age like it was yesterday. What’s next? Well I have a feeling we are going back. Back to the Future Gaz. And it could be a fun ride. I think you can hold onto your straight card even if you had your bottom treated like some sort of aerial spy drone practice course. Like a fake ID, you never quite know when a straight card is going to get you out of, or into, trouble and I’d be the last to want to risk that.
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RHP User
11 years ago
get yourself a drink, settle in and have a laugh.
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
Dear Sweet Mr JG..... I think I am the problem, is that a problem......please help Hugs and Kisses Lovinit 💋
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RHP User
11 years ago
can i fuck your sister please ? If you got one ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
DG - ....I see dumbarses. JG - In your dreams? DG - no. JG - While youre awake? DG - yes JG - Dumbarses like, on TV? DG - In RHP. Posting comments like regular people. They dont see other dumbarses. They only see what they want to see. They dont know theyre dumbarses. JG - How often do you see them? DG - every day, profiles and topics. Theyre everywhere.
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RHP User
11 years ago
What is the story behind your profile pic?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Your boyfriend is probably a Frenchman,they are known to hold their liquors by the ears
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