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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  "Hmmm ok since I'm "back on the market" and shortlisting for future potential Meataxe replacements. And one can't possibly pass by this opportunity for free advertising. I am a recently seperated, completely together and sensual Goddess among Women. When poets write sonnets about me I am compared to the Milky Way Galaxy for my creamy white skin, my starry eyed zest for life, love and everything good in life and the resonating deep dark depths of my character which remain as unchartered as the world's deepest oceans. Yes I am all that and more conveniently packaged in a robust and handsome frame that can and will be a playground for the adventurous heart that lays buried in the depths of those men whose souls crave something a little different and have often wondered what it may be like to go On Safari or roam the wilds shoulder to shoulder with a Lioness. My eyes can be deep dark to crystal blue and 50 shades of grey in between. I can converse on a wide array of topics, have a hunger for knowledge, can sing like no one is listening and love like I have never been hurt with a depth you will find breathtaking. I'll challenge you and meet your tests with equal tenacity and Yes my favourite number is 68, I can owe you one ;-). I value a strong, intelligent and world-wise partner who I find equally alluring and verbose and baggage is something you put in the trunk of your car. So if being with a woman who may outweigh, outwit and outlast you on a number of levels presents an intriguing and tempting long term liaison (as I am Mistressmaterial NOT a short term investment) and you believe yourself worthy of me step right up, because you are about to experience the Greatest Show on Earth!!! Let's explore the possibilities of a relationship without the traditional encumberences...and live like there's no tomorrow! (There how was that?). I don't feel cheap.....um or dirty. But can someone run a bath for me and top up my glass, grow a Loofah Vine so I have only the best naturally with which to smooth my skin and then gently dry me down and moisturise me. Then I'll do you too." I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E, do you mind if I copy & paste this into the "looking for" section of my profile? :)

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Hi! Hun :) Just a note to say how much I've enjoyed reading your AD. It's very Sensual Intelligent witty and true. I Love It!! I'm sure the Guys are lined up around the corner just to have a chance with You, to Pleasure and indulge you ..Cheers Lu :)

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  On_Safari

  12 years ago

  But apparently I'm unique.... Madam D I enjoy you too 💋- Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Damn, you're probably already taken by now

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  On_Safari

  12 years ago

  I'm very picky and well, most men I actually agree to meet end up not being prepared to invest in the time to get to know me. My last Gentleman and I seemed to connect pretty much straight away; he was into me and prepared to spend time with me and vice versa. I'm no oil painting and I AM a curvy girl but I also think what I offer of myself is to be valued just as I would that which the Gentleman offers in return. I don't take crumbs or castoffs, if I give to you I expect in equal measure.....savvy?

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  madotara69

  12 years ago

  does savvy and sexy mean the same thing?Mado Tara xx

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  'You are fucking gorgeous and an amazing conversationalist, any man would be bloody lucky if you even looked at him twice.' It WAS after a few drinks but no, he doesn't want to get into my pants, and no, I won't be doing his performance review 😃

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  On_Safari

  12 years ago

  Mado n Tara no Savvy = Understand, capiche'. Sexy is a whole other ball game!! Mmmmm definately.....

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  madotara69

  12 years ago

  capiche'.

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