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Cap’n No Beard Quest 2019
June 09 2019
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
‘Tis good t’ see ye again Annie! I see’s ye still here a’makin trouble! But ye knows ye can’t butter me up like, jus’ ‘cause ye won a bottle o’ me plonk last time! I’ll be keepin’ me eye out f’ ye this time, mark me words! X (Cap’n No Beard).
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RHP User
6 years ago
Here's hoping everything goes right this time! Peachy
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Yessum! I will try to keep the Cap’n in check! Obi1
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RHP User
6 years ago
I don't like your chances, but it never hurts to try Obi. Peachy
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Here we go. Remember that the questions may not be in order, but that doesn’t matter at this stage. If you think you know the answer then post it immediately. The points for this particular question will be awarded before 8pm tomorrow night. Quest Question Number 5: What is the number commonly referred to as the “number of humanity”? Obi1
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RHP User
6 years ago
666 would be the number you seek.
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RHP User
6 years ago
6 is sexy and the mistake was mine...
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RHP User
6 years ago
7.7 billion
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Update: 6 is not the answer the Cap’n was looking for. Sorry Peachy! - although I can see why you thought that (with 6 being the number of “man”). This is a hard question to start off with, but as you all know, the Cap’n will make you work hard for the prize! X Obi1
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Sorry Quefenta, I like your answer, but the Cap’n says that 7.7 billion is the “number that humanity has reached” in terms of population and is not the answer he is looking for. X Obi1
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RHP User
6 years ago
Off I go again!...
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RHP User
6 years ago
Ohhh... Perhaps I've been pipped at the post by Shells? I'll agree with her fine self. 5?
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
It would appear that Shells is correct with her answer. Nicely done Shells! 👍 For, as the Cap’n informs me, in the science of numerology, the number that is commonly referred to as the “number of humanity” is the number 5 (five). He is a tricky bugger that Cap’n No Beard! However, as the rules stipulate, before Shells can be awarded any points, we have to wait to see if any other correct answers pop up in sequence before her post (it’s a time lag thing). Irrespective of that, the next question shall be posted at 8pm Monday night, and still it’s anyone’s game! Ob1
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RHP User
6 years ago
Thought you be sailed off the edge of the earth ya rotten scoundrel. Capn SG
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RHP User
6 years ago
and no question yet. I know you guys are a bit behind the times, I mean behind in time (also rugby challenged & have trouble accepting the pre-existing texture of a cricket ball) However, it is after 8pm here and I know it is only 6pm there but you didn't specify a time zone; so, can you please send the questions to me on time Capn SG
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
If it isn’t that old rascal Captain SG! Greetings to ye, matey! I hopes ye not be expectin’ t’ sail away with any more o’ me plonk ye scabby ol’ jellyfish! I’s still remembers the last time ye sailed off with 2 bottles o’ me finest!! Cap’n No Beard
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
All questions shall be asked at 8pm QEENSLAND time (being th’ most important state o’ course!) If that be a problem f’ ye, ye soggy flounder, then tis’ too bad! Ye will have t’ stay up an’ miss some o’ ye beauty sleep me matey! (an’ we all knows ye be needin’ it, ye mangy ol’ porpoise bottom!) yarrrrr! Cap’n No Beard
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
This be Cap’n No Beard an’ here be me next question o’ me Quest! This be Question 3! “How many lines are there in a Shakespearean sonnet?” Cap’n No Beard
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Ignore the sheep fuckers Captain. But it is 20.05. WTF?
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Maybe in the morning.....?
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
14 lines there captain....
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RHP User
6 years ago
At least he sailed on top of the water.
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
I can promise you that the quest questions are posted at 8pm, but due to my instant posting privileges being revoked some time ago, I don’t know exactly when the questions actually appear up on the thread. You must be patient my petal, as the questions will show up at some time! Of course, it’s all the fault of that crabby old spinster Miss Wilson from the Mundubbera Country Woman’s Knitting Association. I suspect she started a Pie Profile (Teapotscreamer) and complained to the higher powers about me). Anywho, I hope that this suffices as a reasonable explanation. Xx Obi1
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
It would appear that Annie is correct with her answer of 14 (fourteen). For, according to the Cap’n, (and I have no idea how he knows this as he is the least cultivated person I know) there are indeed 14 lines in a Shakespearean sonnet. Now, unless someone posted the correct answer before Annie (we will know shortly I guess) she will (totally begrudgingly I must add) be awarded 3 points. By the way, I can confirm from the posting sequence that Shells has been awarded 3 points for being the first to answer last nights question. X Obi1
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Don't fight it. The captain wants me..... We will drink your plonk together on the poop deck at sunset as we sail off together
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RHP User
6 years ago
There are 14 lines in a Shakespearean sonnet.
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
You are also correct of course 👍, but as no other correct answers have appeared before Annie’s (and yours was after hers) she must be awarded the 3 points. At this stage we have Shells on 3 points and Annie on 3 points. However, don’t worry Questers, as there are still 12 points still up for grabs (and we all know Annie hasn’t got the stamina to go on to win!) Actually, now that I remember, she manage to make off with a bottle of Dom a while ago (or was that just a Dom?) 😂. Anyway, at this stage anyone can still win either one of the plonk prizes! Xx Obi1
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intheswing
6 years ago
Well done Annie
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RHP User
6 years ago
Good to see you both again, Cap'n and Obi1!
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
My win was the pity award for being last. But nothing wrong with the stamina here. This old girl keeps on getting on
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Right you lot! Here is the next question (Question 1) of Cap’n No Beards latest Quest. “What was the favourite prime number of the Nobel Prize winning mathematician who said “the only thing greater than the power of the mind, is the courage of the mind”? Obi1
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
That should be “ the courage of the heart”. (Sorry peeps!)
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
That would be 23
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RHP User
6 years ago
Similar to Shells... By the time I remember it's long past... An alarm would be a good thing! Peachy
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Ye don’t need no hourglass me buxom lads! Why, I’ll just roll over in bed an’ remind ye! Yarrrrr!!! This be Cap’n No Beard! An by’s ‘th way, it appears that saucy Annie is not mucking about this time! She’s now got 6 points an’ leads me quest! But there still be 3 more questions ‘t go. Me next tricky question be at 8pm tonight! Yarrrrrr!
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Here is Question 6 of the Captain’s Quest: In transition metal chemistry, the rule of thumb for predicting the stability of metal complexes revolves around a certain number of electrons. Question: How many electrons? Just a note to all questers, you cannot begin to guess the hidden part of the quest just yet. That part of the quest will only become applicable once all the 6 initial questions have been asked and correctly answered. At that point the Cap’n will state the first part of the quest completed and open the second part. Obi1
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
That may be 18 i would say...
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Well not a maybe. A definite according to my chemistry set. I just blew up the shed.... 18
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MsJonesy
6 years ago
Have you cancelled all outings and staying at home just to capture the Cap'n & prize 😎😁
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
I have a dreaded cold. And Obi waved the red rag to the bull when he questioned the old girls stamina.....
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MsJonesy
6 years ago
Researching that question took me straight back to year 10 chemistry lessons. 😲😨 I'll be in the corner reliving the horror of chem tests, which I regularly failed 🔬😢
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dianet
6 years ago
I'm relatively new here and don't post often, but couldn't help responding to this question. It is 18 valence electrons, outer shell electrons :)
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RHP User
6 years ago
It’s 5 because we have 5 fingers on each hand and five toes in each foot which makes us human compared with other bipeds. (No googling that, just girly intimation and big brains)
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RHP User
6 years ago
Humans also have bigger brains.
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RHP User
6 years ago
2 as in 2 people to keep humanity from extinction?
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Yep! I think Annie must have her mobile phone on RHP speed dial! 😂. I’ve seen Questers pretty fast off the mark previously, but f*** me, she is quick this time! But I do remember Annie missed out a while ago because she was off “galavanting” so maybe that explains it! It might be that the wiley old Cap’n could be heading for trouble this time around eh? And by the way, the best thing about high school chemistry was you could make home brew! (and then drink it later!) 👍 X Obi1
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Maybe you should look UNDER your bed! (I’ve been there for days now!) 😎. Xx Obi1
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Welcome aboard me good ship, th’ Amorous Porpoise! Ye be correct o’ course, but blow me down, that damn Annie may ‘av gotten in first like! (AGAIN!!!). An’ may I just says, ye should come on th’ forums more oft, as ye looks like a lively buxom tavern wench, an’ me thinks ye could be a bit popular like wi’ me shipmates! Yarrrrr! Cap’n No Beard.
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beachgal20
6 years ago
Bugger, I've only just seen the new quest, and just as well...I'm effin useless at these types of questions....but thank you Obi, I got the good plonk last time x
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Ye might be swimmin’ in muddy waters there matey! But how comes it to be that ye be answerin’ that question now laddie? Ye must o’ come in late me thinks, for that be answered a while ago! We be up t’ the forth question now shipmate! But keep hearty lad, f’ if ye or anyone else out there wants t’ win the DOM bottle o plonk, ye just needs to keep a weather eye out on the previous answers as well as the next two. For when all the questions be answered they will give ye clues as t’ ANOTHER hidden quest, an’ if ye gets THAT correct first, when I calls for it, the bottle o Dom will be yours! Yarrrr! This be Cap’n No Beard
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Welcome aboard as well me dear! An’ may I say on behalf o’ the scurvy crew o’ th’ Amorous Porpoise that they thinks ye would give a jelly fish a hard on! Yaaaaaarrrrrrrr! But ye be way behind on th’ questions like, as be that scoundrel Floodmaker, so’s me thinks ye needs t’ watch the next two questions close like! Cap’n No Beard Master of the good ship, Amorous Porpoise.
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Tis’ good t’ see your knockers again! Ah.. I mean it’s good t’ see you knocking ABOUT again. Yarrr... that’s what I meant! And, yes, ye did indeed get th’ good stuff, an me crew still remembers th’ picture o’ ye with it that we made y’ post up as proof! 😈. Glad t’ ave ye aboard again lass. Cap’n No Beard
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RHP User
6 years ago
The answer is “ 7 “ If he is a true Captain he will know the importance of the seven seas
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RHP User
6 years ago
14
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RHP User
6 years ago
So Captain,,,,,,, Why are ‘pirates ‘ called pirates ??? .......... they just ARRRRRRRR 😝
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RHP User
6 years ago
Sorry, just a little behind on these already
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
You lot. Fingers at the ready....
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RHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' You lot. Fingers at the ready.... 8
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RHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' You lot. Fingers at the ready.... Oh, hang on, maybe I am confused with another forum ?
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
T’would seem we has some new Questers poppin’ in like! They must ave been watchin’ from afarrrrrrrr! I cans’t be comentin’ at th’ moment tho, as I be in transit out th’ back o’ Bumfuckville (Emerald) an’ be headin’ into Fukarwie (Rockhampton). I dons’t know if I kin make it home by 8pm, so’s be aware, all ye scurvy buccaneers and buxom tavern wenches... I BE POSTING TONIGHT’S QUESTION AT 9 PM!!!! This be Cap’n No Beard!
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
930 or 10 or 1130. Trying to test my stamina ya 1 eyes varmant
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
I be back in Port now. Next question comin’ at 9pm! Yarrrrrr. Cap’n No Beard
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
This be Cap’n No Beard ‘n this be me next questy Question! Remember, this question be th’ 5th time I has asked a Question. I have asked 4 question so far, but there be 6 questions in all an’ I has not asked ‘me in th’ correct sequence! So far I has asked ye questions 5, 3, 1, and 6. Here be the next question (number 4): “In a recent sports event held between two rival Australian States, how many points did the losing team get?” Yarrrrr? This be Cap’n No Beard!
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intheswing
6 years ago
14 ?
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
14
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
14
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intheswing
6 years ago
Queensland 18 NSW 14 😊
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Did l say 14.....?lol
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intheswing
6 years ago
I was thinking not that fair for our dear Annie she will have to look it up being from Victoria where it has been burned into the hearts of NSW
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Well done. Did take bit to work out what he was on about. Swans? Crows? Suns? Wtf? I'm sure he planned that. Hope his leg gets wood rot....
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intheswing
6 years ago
I wish You could see us grinning Annie not the first time you have put a smile on our faces in the forums 😊
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MsJonesy
6 years ago
How many points did the losing team get? Zero. No points for the loser, only for the winner.
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intheswing
6 years ago
How about a quick pirate story A pirate limped into a bar with a wooden leg a hook for a hand and black patch over one eye The Barmaid asked him how he lost his leg and he replied shark attack Then she then asked how did you loose your hand and the pirate replied shark attack So the barmaid said how about your eye 👁 what happened there and the pirate said ‘‘Twas on the ship and looked up at the sails and a seagull shit right in my eye Barmaid said that would not knock your eye out Pirate says First day with the hook lol
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Nice angle. That'll go over the Captain's head
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
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beachgal20
6 years ago
Haha Cap'n, you're still you're delightful self.... I'll have to sit back an looksee what piffle I know.... You Scoundrals I'm sure y'all looked at the plonk in my pic....btw...it's still awaiting to be guzzled... thinking I'll spluge soon as lotsa big family birthdays on the very near horizon xxx
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beachgal20
6 years ago
Omg Cap'n....you love stirring the crowd....I have nfi.......hope Annie's 'got the gun' 😝
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
The gun would be too quick on the ol' salty coot. A slow trip down the plank whilst we chuck the parrot on the bbq if he doesn't spill the answer
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RHP User
6 years ago
It's nearly 9.00PM GMT
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RHP User
6 years ago
They made him walk the plonk..er mean plank:) Hugs Q
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On_Safari
6 years ago
Ye ole blaspheming saltbush. Has been a score o years and ye'll not be giving up your gold anytime soon or ye wooden leg! Help me OB1 you're my only hope! ~ ❤ Indy xx
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
F’ a moment there I be thinkin’ ye be offerin’ the good Cap’n a NIPPLE! Yarrrrr! But thens I grabs me lookin’ glass and find out ye is talking abouts a DRINK! Me didst however, heard ‘bouts a gatherin’ that’s afloat sometime soon, so’s I be thinkin’ I mights try real hard like to attend (but as ye knows, I be hard t’ nail to th’ deck like!) An’ don’t you mind about OBi1 me brazen hussy, as he be nothing in th’ sack compared to a swashbuckling man o th’ sea as I! Yarrrr! This be Cap’n No Beard!
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
But in other breaking news.... It looks like Intheswing were first to get the correct answer to last nights question! As NSW scored 14 points in their loss to Qld in the last State of Origin game. Nicely played there you guys! Xx Obi1
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
All Questers ( current and potential), pay attention! As of Friday 14th, the scores are thus: Question 5 was won by Shells Question 3 was won by Annie Question 1 was won by Annie Question 6 was won by Annie Question 5 was won by Intheswing. That means even with the last question to go tonight (question 2) Annie is unbeatable with 9 points. She therefore has won the right to choose a “bottle of plonk” of her choice from Captain No Beard (and knowing Annie, that will probably be something outrageous! 😂). But! As you no doubt also know, once the final question has been asked and correctly answered, those six correct answers will give clever Questers the means to unlock the underlying hidden quest! If you are the first to solve the hidden quest, then the Cap’n will award you with a bottle of Dom Perignon. HOWEVER! In order to spice things up for the last question tonight, and given that there are quite a few people out there watching this thread from the sidelines, the Cap’n has decided that the 7th person (yes... the SEVENTH) to post the correct answer to tonight’s question will be awarded one nights accomodation, at the hotel of their choice, in any capital city (in Australia of course). That changes things a little bit eh? Now, it is assured that the Cap’n is a pirate of his word and will deliver as promised, so let’s see what happens tonight shall we? Obi1.
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
2 people won q5.
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Send your credit card details and ill go shopping for a modest bottle of piss....er mean wine
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Only the first correct post gets the points. That’s why time is given before awarding them (as the order they appear on the thread sorts itself out after a certain time). That’s why everyone must post as soon as they know the answers. Obi1
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
To go with the 44 gallon barrel of spiced rum. The captain's favorite......
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Quoting 'Obi1kenietzsche' All Questers ( current and potential), pay attention! As of Friday 14th, the scores are thus: Question 5 was won by Shells Question 3 was won by Annie Question 1 was won by Annie Question 6 was won by Annie Question 5 was won by Intheswing. See anything wrong there?
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
That should be question 4 was won by Intheswing. Grumble, mutter! F***ing typo!
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Here is the final question of Cap’n No Beards quest for 2019. Remember, Annie has the most points in the bag BUT there is still this one last question to go and THIS question has a special prize attached to it if you are the 7th correct answer to appear on the thread. The prize is a nights accomodation in the hotel of your choice in any Australian capital city! Once the Captain awards the points for this last question, you will have all 6 answers which will enable you to solve the hidden quest! The Captain will call for the answer to the hidden quest so you must not post your answer until he asks for them. The first person to reveal the hidden quest wins a bottle of Fom. So.... here is the last question (Question 2): Once upon a time, whilst swilling beer at a food festival in Stuttgart, Cap’n No Beard foolishly asked a buxom barmaid if she would like to hold his leberwurst! The barmaid replied in no uncertain terms with one word. What was that word? Obi1
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Yes......
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beachgal20
6 years ago
Well....as the prize tonight is so enticing...the loiterers are doing just that....Moi included...... I don't believe the answer is an obvious one....😈
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RHP User
6 years ago
2
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RHP User
6 years ago
Achtung !
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Everyone waiting for 6 right answers.......?
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EarthQueen
6 years ago
? Can we have a clue? Was it in German or English or it doesn’t matter? I’ll say she said yes or maybe Hacken, the German word for chop 🤭
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
The buxom barmaid did indeed reply in German! X Obi1
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RHP User
6 years ago
NEIN!
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