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Do tradies ever get lucky while on the job?
October 11 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yep, it has happened. I was working on a job for 3 months and 2 women in the building were keen. I had an endless supply of sandwiches, coffee and sex for the duration of the job. Women sooooo love a tool belt. I know of a lot of other instances where similar has happened to guys I know. Mrs W, its ALWAYS flattering even if the guy is faithful to his wife or unwilling for whatever reason so don't hold back.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ruggedly is right - well, for me anyway, I sure love a tool belt. I used to make two of my exes (who were sparkies) wear tool belts and steel caps and, oh, drool, blue king gee shorts, tanned legs... blonde hairs against brown skin... Anyway, I digress, like you Mrs W I ALWAYS fantasised about picking up the tradie,I never have though, I'm way too shy and don't really meet the hot middle aged lady ideal. My ex told me that as a well-built 17yo spark on the Northern Beaches he got plenty of bored housewife action. I'd believe that too, I've seen the pics of him back then, totally hawt! He also had a story of doing a mum and daughter (not together) whilst working on a job.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I too love tradies - love them dressed in their tradie gear and looking like they've had a hard days work. I think I have a sublimal need to test out a mans fitness which is where my lust stems from My man will attest to that also - everything time he has had a really hard training session and gets home I'm ready to go - all without actually knowing he has worked really hard (normally when he has done loads of ab work or some other body part that is integral for great sex). I can't help myself:-) Wish I had a tradie story to share....a female tradie in a tool belt or male tradie - yumbo!! Looking forward to hearing everyone's stories! Alina xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well Mrs W I am a Plumber and while working on a job the lady of the house made a few passing cheeky comments that I replied to just as cheeky. While showing her a brochure on taps I noticed she was making sure her breast was always in contact with my arm or sholder and it turned me on no end. I tried and tried to be professional but she was getting the better of me. This went on for about a week and I was so keen to get to that job each day to see what she would be wearing and if she would put a move on. The day came when I was working in one of the bedrooms (I was running pipe work up the internal wall) she came in and offered a coffee, I noticed that when she came back she shut the door as there was other tradies on the job as well. I was up the ladder and we where chatting away, the topic had turned to sex and it was all very exciting for me but I tried not to let on. I must say I had a raging hard on, I was that turned on, when all of a sudden she walked over and pulled down my shorts !! While I was up the ladder !! she pulled out my cock and gave me one of the best blow jobs I have ever had. It was great and we became very good friends and Fuck Buddies for the next 2 years... I must say we had some of the best sex I have ever had !! So there you go don't be scared to hit on a tradie cause he is probably thinking the same thing as you but he just needs you to make the move he can't just incase he read the message wrong... Pete xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
The only tradies to come through my door seem to be the ones that are too big for their king gees. Just say no to "crack"!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
The only tradies to come through my door seem to be the ones that are too big for their king gees. Just say no to "crack"!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am happy to come over and work at your house hun !! anytime ..
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RHP User
15 years ago
It's always been a fantasy of mine To be working on a ladies car and be invited to have coffee But ending up in bed all day and servicing her as well One day maybe lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Although I prefer men in the corporate uniform and am fairly proficient at most home maintenance tasks myself, I must admit to drooling over the young guy who comes to do any plumbing jobs I need taken care of. Not brave enough to put the hard word on him but he is young, extremely fit, buff, and oh so cute. No plumbers crack in sight at all. My 17 year old girl and I both drool over him and as I am renovating an older style house, he has to make frequent visits.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Had a feeling of dejavu though...When the trady who walked into fix my oven was a one night stand from 12 years ago!!! Dont know if he recognised me though...lol Was a bit akward to say the least...I wonder if he thought it odd that I changed out of my sloppy Tshirt into something a bit more flattering?? Mrs H xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Although I prefer men in the corporate uniform and am fairly proficient at most home maintenance tasks myself, I must admit to drooling over the young guy who comes to do any plumbing jobs I need taken care of. Not brave enough to put the hard word on him but he is young, extremely fit, buff, and oh so cute. No plumbers crack in sight at all. My 17 year old girl and I both drool over him and as I am renovating an older style house, he has to make frequent visits. So how should I dress if I meet you, I am a qualified accountant and horticulturist.
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SexyArse
15 years ago
Well ladies prepare to be totally jealous. I am married to a hot tradie (electrician) who also happens to be in the army. So he wears army uniform some days and tradie uniform other days. And he's all mine. Well unless of course I decide to share. I do like to share.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting '280177' Not a contribution..but a question. Wht the hell is it about a trady that turns women on soooo much? If I was to wear a suit,smell like I'd just stepped out of a european branded colonge powerhouse, drove a corporate car,then came knocking at your door and introduced myself......then go and change...and come back in a dirty old ute,put on some dirty work boots,king gee's, a tool belt and wife beater singlet that smelt of 3 days sweat in summer...and come knocking on your door again and introduce myself as someone else, you're telling me you'd jump me more so than when I was in a $500 suit and $60k+ car ?!? I'm seriously confused with the wa women think and what they find sexually attractive. The term..."moth to a flame" starts to become a common explanation. Sounds alot like the same stuff you hear after a blokes had one too many beers at the pub!! TAXI..... Mate you're just a dead set ray of sunshine and happiness! I don't profess to now everything but I'll give you one piece of information that I know is almost universally correct except for Emo women. Chicks love an upbeat guy, someone who smiles when eyes meet, someone who's smile is so honest and sincere that it makes them smile and feel good. Staffies have a head like a robbers dog (pardon the pun) but when they smile they are adorable. The same principle works for people, if a woman has a choice between a miserable depressing guy who pisses and moans about life but looks like Brad Pitt or a guy of average looks who makes them laugh and feel good about themselves believe me when I say 9 out of 10 Mr Average will get the nod. As for trades, it's all about strong hands, a roughness of personality and the masculinity that women are into. As for the car, most tradies I know own or their wives own a car in excess of $60k and $500 doesn't buy anything extravagant in the way of a suit. Wave that storm cloud above your head away and smile fella!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ozzymano.... That is exactly the kind of story I wanted to hear! That is hot! And SexyArse..... You have no idea of the jealousy coursing through me right now. And Ruggedly..... You took the words out of my mouth ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sadly as I'm a chippy on new homes in new areas, I never get to have close encounters with women. I don't do private jobs in existing houses at all.I do however,get lots of beeps in summer when I'm working topless with just shorts and sweat dripping all over. I mean there's nothing pleasant about body odour is there?But it's been a huge fantasy of mine to do a small job for a chic who's home by herself and horny as hell
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'DominaT' The only tradies to come through my door seem to be the ones that are too big for their king gees. Just say no to "crack"!! lmfao i have to agree there
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RHP User
15 years ago
trady for free lol yummy!!! and well some bo is like a mating call where as others are like repellant.Ruggedly rugged i so agree! who wants a negative person in their life.Btw i have my tradie and he is yummy and i dont mind sharing
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RHP User
15 years ago
D'uh NOTHING!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have had sex with 3 Tradies since living in this house Just offered them the coffee...had the low top on (of course) and talked to them while they were working!! Just wish that at least ONE of them was good (haha)! Oh and one computer tech when he came to fix my computer. But, I will never lose faith..and when the next hot one walks in my door (I need repairs done again hehe), I will seduce his arse off too!! For now I will keep walking past all the Tradies that are working around the area on Schools and Roads.....mmmmm!! xFunlovingx aka "The Tradies Slut" and lovinggggggggggg it!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
...i too have driven past many a tradie in the area, wondering if i asked them, would like to have their lunch break back at my house ?... i too am too chicken, but... oohh now the temperature is rising , and the shirst come off , i may conveniently run out of petrol right in front of some of those hard working boys, with a basket full of sandwiches , ice cold drinks , ....... aahhhh sigh.. back to the housework... x msc
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' D'uh NOTHING!!! Well that would be my preference.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'inlustwetrust' Quoting 'fionabee' D'uh NOTHING!!! Well that would be my preference. Opps, one needs to remember where they are.
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RHP User
15 years ago
You are my tradie slut hero!!! Hats off to you xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am a tradie and I have had a few propositions in my time. I think it is the fact that we can fix things. Also sweat is feremones
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RHP User
15 years ago
I often wonder if there would be scope to do some bartering here - a fair and reasonable exchange - or would that be asking for trouble form the ATO ? The taxman could always drop over too I suppose...
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RHP User
15 years ago
I used to help my dad with his gardening and odd jobs run. I was about 18 and we were working on the property of a mate of his. The mate had recently scored himself a live-in horny little hottie who was about half his age (about 20). I remember we were digging something up in the front yard when she brought us out a coffee each and then simply proceeded to lift up her top & bra and show us her tits, then calmly put them away with a wicked smile and prance back inside. An image that will remain etched in my brain for life, as will the awkward feeling of it happening in the presence of my father! Needless to say neither of us said / did a thing except returning to what we were doing. Strange moment indeed. In more recent times (and to add a slight twist here) it has been the uni lecturer / student thing. I have lectured for about 10 years and every year there seems to be one female student who sets herself the challenge of getting frisky with me. I'm a 100% faithful man (honest) who would also never enter into that particular muddy moral territory. But many others dont exactly share the same morals. Cheers - Mr Loving_cpl.
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RHP User
15 years ago
So who needs some work done around the house :-)
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SexyArse
15 years ago
That I am - a very lucky woman indeed both in and out of the bedroom
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am an electrician and have managed to get lucky twice on jobs. But this is a rare occurrence for most tradies. So come on ladies....if you like what you see go grab it...literally!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Ruggedly_Rugged' Quoting '280177' Not a contribution..but a question. Wht the hell is it about a trady that turns women on soooo much? If I was to wear a suit,smell like I'd just stepped out of a european branded colonge powerhouse, drove a corporate car,then came knocking at your door and introduced myself......then go and change...and come back in a dirty old ute,put on some dirty work boots,king gee's, a tool belt and wife beater singlet that smelt of 3 days sweat in summer...and come knocking on your door again and introduce myself as someone else, you're telling me you'd jump me more so than when I was in a $500 suit and $60k+ car ?!? I'm seriously confused with the wa women think and what they find sexually attractive. The term..."moth to a flame" starts to become a common explanation. Sounds alot like the same stuff you hear after a blokes had one too many beers at the pub!! TAXI..... Mate you're just a dead set ray of sunshine and happiness! I don't profess to now everything but I'll give you one piece of information that I know is almost universally correct except for Emo women. Chicks love an upbeat guy, someone who smiles when eyes meet, someone who's smile is so honest and sincere that it makes them smile and feel good. Staffies have a head like a robbers dog (pardon the pun) but when they smile they are adorable. The same principle works for people, if a woman has a choice between a miserable depressing guy who pisses and moans about life but looks like Brad Pitt or a guy of average looks who makes them laugh and feel good about themselves believe me when I say 9 out of 10 Mr Average will get the nod. As for trades, it's all about strong hands, a roughness of personality and the masculinity that women are into. As for the car, most tradies I know own or their wives own a car in excess of $60k and $500 doesn't buy anything extravagant in the way of a suit. Wave that storm cloud above your head away and smile fella! LMAO Ahhh Ruggers ..... mate I am seriously sitting here wetting myself .......seriously I have tears in my eyes. Whitie meet Ruggers ...Ruggers meet whitie ...... ROFL .....I truly was waiting for this and ruggers didnt fail me , with his brilliant turn of phrase ! ...staffies have a head .....mate your a dead set ray of sunshine ....... PMSL. Ruggers I am guessing this will not be your only meeting with whitie ....just a hunch ! Brae ..... Just enjoying the view.
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RHP User
15 years ago
..dont ya get it, tradies do physical work so have a great advantage in working on their 6 packs all day long. The cheap suit you're talking about may likely hide a beer gut whereas the tradie uniform will show the good clearly. Listen to Rugged and things will get better!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Not that I claim to understand women because I do not but....As as an IT Nerd I have worked in both my 2K+ suit or in a t-shirt / shorts / steel caps and had a little luck in both. (Be it in a corporate office or a building site attached to a hospital as an example) Sometimes I am sure it is about being in the right place at the right time but the rest of the time it is how you sell yourself. I am sure 25% of women respond to the suit and 25% respond to the steel caps only but the middle 50% will go either way if I sell myself right. (and on some jobs they have seen me in both)To be honest the best success comes from being seen on my motorbike first. Something about being seen on my cruiser seems to do something for most women. Quoting '280177' Not a contribution..but a question. Wht the hell is it about a trady that turns women on soooo much? If I was to wear a suit,smell like I'd just stepped out of a european branded colonge powerhouse, drove a corporate car,then came knocking at your door and introduced myself......then go and change...and come back in a dirty old ute,put on some dirty work boots,king gee's, a tool belt and wife beater singlet that smelt of 3 days sweat in summer...and come knocking on your door again and introduce myself as someone else, you're telling me you'd jump me more so than when I was in a $500 suit and $60k+ car ?!? I'm seriously confused with the wa women think and what they find sexually attractive. The term..."moth to a flame" starts to become a common explanation.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Not that I claim to understand women because I do not but.... As as an IT Nerd I have worked in both my 2K+ suit or in a t-shirt / shorts / steel caps and had a little luck in both. (Be it in a corporate office or a building site attached to a hospital as an example) Sometimes I am sure it is about being in the right place at the right time but the rest of the time it is how you sell yourself. I am sure 25% of women respond to the suit and 25% respond to the steel caps only but the middle 50% will go either way if I sell myself right. (and on some jobs they have seen me in both) To be honest the best success comes from being seen on my motorbike first. Something about being seen on my cruiser seems to do something for most women.Quoting '280177' Not a contribution..but a question. Wht the hell is it about a trady that turns women on soooo much? If I was to wear a suit,smell like I'd just stepped out of a european branded colonge powerhouse, drove a corporate car,then came knocking at your door and introduced myself......then go and change...and come back in a dirty old ute,put on some dirty work boots,king gee's, a tool belt and wife beater singlet that smelt of 3 days sweat in summer...and come knocking on your door again and introduce myself as someone else, you're telling me you'd jump me more so than when I was in a $500 suit and $60k+ car ?!? I'm seriously confused with the wa women think and what they find sexually attractive. The term..."moth to a flame" starts to become a common explanation.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'tallone1979'I am a tradie and I have had a few propositions in my time. I think it is the fact that we can fix things. Also sweat is feremones I can fix things. I have a tool kit to rival most men and boy...I get propositions! My cordless power tool are a sight to behold.
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RHP User
15 years ago
if you ever need your vehicle repaired give us a tingle have been to know swing spanners in back yard in a pair off boxers
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SassyRascal
15 years ago
OMG any tradie and my undies just fall off........ HA - Why did the SOLO man work so well...... HOT!! So hot so sexy so masculine....... Any uniform on a hot bod and I just wanna remove it.... The muscles, the tan, the muscles, the tattz, the shapely exposed bod, the tools......, what can he operate, what can he fix, oh i have to stop here........ Its the masculinity for me. I spend many many hours outdoors and i regularly fantasize about molesting some sexy tradie in his work gear on site ( maybe with his mates watching )..... lol Unfortunately ive never been game enough to follow thru....... Suits - I just see n smell arrogance..... OH im in need of a sparkie and plumber and retic tradie in my area............ (oooh how exciting :-) ) Ruggedly - thanks very much for being the awesome guy you are xxx Im now heading to the yellow pages to get a few tradies round for some quotes!!!!!!
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SassyRascal
15 years ago
Well done!!! Thanks for your comments about Mr Numbers.... What really confuses me is that he is sooo busy takin it out on the chicks but he is not even lookin for one..... His profile only expresses couples groups etc......... His attention to detail is truely lacking..... I think I recall something about stones n glass houses, but i may be wrong.... lol Sweet Fxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' D'uh NOTHING!!! is that the standard dress code for your place fiona ???
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RHP User
15 years ago
ex tradie fessing up to having been blown while painting 2nd floor windows back in my youth while standing on a plank outside mmmmmmmm memories and not a drop of ummmmm paint got spilt on the people walking past below ,,,,,,,Now where is that brush ?????? may need to get back to that job again soon Andy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mmmmmm tool belt, would luv someone to turn up with sex tools in theirs lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ozzymano do you do house calls to Melbourne :) Sassy .. heheh
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well Sassy I might have to just make that trip down there to fix your plumbing problems !! haha Ozzy xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just another comment, but it has been interesting to be the benefactor of both the casaul glance and forward advance in any number of fields of endeavour throughout my working life...including that of a "tradie" albeit we did not call them that back home. | Working as a handy man through my uni days...I was always happy to stop mowing a lawn, painting a fence or doing household repairs for a glass of lemonade with the lady of the house. My favourite was the very beautiful 32 year old that would come out to lay by the pool topless and ask if I "minded" helping with the suntan oil. I did not mind at all, thank you! | Playing in a rock band for a number of years...yes, we even had groupies. I suppose all jobs come with hazards? And there was a great deal of benefit to being the "last man standing" at the end of the show or when the nightclub closed at 2 a.m. | Now days....I am glad some women do find us guys in suits and ties "interesting" and there is a reason why it's called "Private Investment Banking Consultancy". I don't like crowds anyway...and glad the board room door locks. I also teach a sport that some women find romantic. I charge like a wounded bull for group lessons but for those that ask about private lessons? The price is always negotiable and since you will get wet...clothing choices are optional. | I think that women find men from many walks of life attractive for whatever reason and ladies....just glad you do! Thanks...it is indeed a pleasure. Quoting 'puppy' The cheap suit you're talking about ... You obvioulsy have not priced a tailored Armani lately?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'puppy' The cheap suit you're talking about ... Sorry...I hit the "Post your Comment" button too soon, and you are right. I am not sure where some men shop but $500 would not buy the second pair of trousers to go with any of my suits. And as for a car costing $60,000...I don't like wasting money nor would I buy a used car. I doubt that I would find one beat up enough or with enough miles on the cloclk to make the one I own that ..... inexpensive? | Nor would I brag about it if I did. | Ladies....just glad your tastes vary and that you appreciate the differences! Some things that set us all apart and make the journey enjoyable are simply .....priceless. Thank you to all of you!
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RHP User
15 years ago
First of all - Rugged, took the words out of my mouth too! Brae, i'm with you, was having a quiet chuckle as i read, and thinking, "Well i don't need to add to this now do I"In 20 years working sites as a chippy and now buuilder i have also been propositioned quite a few times. Many of those times i was already seeing a girl and had to politely turn them down (Still wonders if i made the right decision those times)A few really stand out-The lovely old duck who was making conversation with my partner and i for hours while we were up the ladders working on her home, only to find out later through the neighbour, that she was lookin up our shorts as we were both freeballing - It was a hot day!Fixing a gorgeous ladies kitchen, and having her open and close her robe numerous times, before coming over and standing over me while i was on my back, in her cupboards, screwing down her benchtops- Then went to screwing ON the tops!And the sweet young things who after bearing their breasts against the shopfront window in Queen St Mall at 3am while we were Shopfitting, then offering to "Do the whole Crew".Yes girls, feel free to keep offering, and believe me, if you are turned down, it is only because some of us Tradies have a partner, AND a conscience, but we REALLY do appreciate the attention! BTW- If you like to read about Tradies and what we get up to- I have posted a story in Erotic stories, that may or may not be real - But does involve 2 tradies, and 1 appreciative young lady Quoting 'looking2try3' Quoting 'Ruggedly_Rugged' Quoting '280177' Not a contribution..but a question. Wht the hell is it about a trady that turns women on soooo much? If I was to wear a suit,smell like I'd just stepped out of a european branded colonge powerhouse, drove a corporate car,then came knocking at your door and introduced myself......then go and change...and come back in a dirty old ute,put on some dirty work boots,king gee's, a tool belt and wife beater singlet that smelt of 3 days sweat in summer...and come knocking on your door again and introduce myself as someone else, you're telling me you'd jump me more so than when I was in a $500 suit and $60k+ car ?!? I'm seriously confused with the wa women think and what they find sexually attractive. The term..."moth to a flame" starts to become a common explanation. Sounds alot like the same stuff you hear after a blokes had one too many beers at the pub!! TAXI..... Mate you're just a dead set ray of sunshine and happiness! I don't profess to now everything but I'll give you one piece of information that I know is almost universally correct except for Emo women. Chicks love an upbeat guy, someone who smiles when eyes meet, someone who's smile is so honest and sincere that it makes them smile and feel good. Staffies have a head like a robbers dog (pardon the pun) but when they smile they are adorable. The same principle works for people, if a woman has a choice between a miserable depressing guy who pisses and moans about life but looks like Brad Pitt or a guy of average looks who makes them laugh and feel good about themselves believe me when I say 9 out of 10 Mr Average will get the nod. As for trades, it's all about strong hands, a roughness of personality and the masculinity that women are into. As for the car, most tradies I know own or their wives own a car in excess of $60k and $500 doesn't buy anything extravagant in the way of a suit. Wave that storm cloud above your head away and smile fella! LMAO Ahhh Ruggers ..... mate I am seriously sitting here wetting myself .......seriously I have tears in my eyes. Whitie meet Ruggers ...Ruggers meet whitie ...... ROFL .....I truly was waiting for this and ruggers didnt fail me , with his brilliant turn of phrase ! ...staffies have a head .....mate your a dead set ray of sunshine ....... PMSL. Ruggers I am guessing this will not be your only meeting with whitie ....just a hunch ! Brae ..... Just enjoying the view.
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RHP User
15 years ago
As a former tradie now small business owner ( not a trade ) I can only talk from my experience.. Only once was I propositioned on the job as to say... Nothing really worth talking about cause nothing came of it.. But then again I am being truthfull.. When you're a tradie you naturally mix with a tradie crowd ' down the pub after work ' a few syrups and inevidently out comes all the bullshit... We all bullshit each other and we all laugh at the storys of our conquests.. So' like all good tradies storys we walk away happy even though we all know it was full o shit. So I would suggest some of the storys above came about the same way as most do.. Down the pub a few beers and complete fantasy... lol..... Many a good conquest come about after some truth syrup....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well Just I must say my story is 100% true !! It has never happened again although i really wish it would. Besides I don't think i could make up a story that good. It all came about as I was the plumber doing a renovation on her house. Oh by the way I am not really into going to the pub.. Anyway I just hope you ladies really do pluck up the courage and "hit on the tradie" lol in fact we could have a month called" hit on the tradie month"... I will add this one .. I went to a house to repair a hot water heater it was an indoor gas heater. I walked in and started working I hadn't turned the water off when the lady of the house asked" is it ok if I have a shower as I have got to get ready for work". No problems I said I will wait till your finished before I turn the water off. Anyway she jumps in the shower but she left the bathroom door wide open !!! I came walking down the hall and I could see right in !! I didn't know what to do.. so I just waited till she was done and then got on with the job. My question is to all you sexy ladies... Was that a hint to come in ?? was it a message? I mean who has a shower with the door wide open with someone in the house you don't know ? Did i do the right thing to just hide out where the heater was and act as if i saw nothing ?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Haven't had a decent one come to my place yet. Even the pizza guy was a bit "eh". I would love a hot tradie come to my place and do a service on me. I may answer the door in just a towel and "accidentally" let it fall off me.... just to see his reaction. Who knows... I may get lucky! I think all tradies DREAM of something happening when they go to a house and there's a nice woman home... alone. Damn... I think my shower is leaking.... anyone know a hot plumber?? Sweet
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RHP User
15 years ago
Fantastic Post!!!! luv it!!! When I first moved into my house, naturally you get all locks changed. I was not privy to RHP back then and was yes! innocent of such mmm shananigans I must say. Toungue in cheek lol. After searching for a locksmith this god turned up to change all my locks..He proceeded to start to change all locks, I followed him around with banter and frolicking topics of conversation...I had no idea...He brushed up against me and I scooted out of the way, he says, no luv your right, stay close keep chatting, I like our conversations...Starting to blush and admiring the view I kept chatting and giggling...as you do! He brought with him a vacuum cleaner, I said oh you don't have to do my vacuuming lol...he said no I clean after my jobs...I said omg that's the first tradie that cleans up after himself....still tongue in cheek...Well he finished all my locks, taking his time and enjoying all the banter, next minute his hand is up my skirt and it was closest to the best sex I have ever had...omfg..wow wow wow so I will let you imagine just what went on...well your imagination won't go that far... Now to the dog wash man, hot hot hot, he rocks up with his big hose and clippers and massive extension cord....well we chatted and chatted and chemistry was there...mmmm....damit I have to wait 4 weeks until my dog needs another wash...damit i will roll her in mud...lol hot hot hot hot xxx luv all your stories, mmm I need an electrician now...oh yeah with crack is all good xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'andreweagle' Quoting 'fionabee' D'uh NOTHING!!! is that the standard dress code for your place fiona ??? Come see for yourself Mr Eagle.
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RHP User
15 years ago
as a tradie i have never been hit on but working in the kitchen industry means that there are always more than just you on site,however when i was young ( with a wife and young ones on the way ) for extra cash i drove taxi's on Friday and Saturday nights and there were on shortage of offers it was not something i would ever do but i have to agree with all the other posts that getting the offer was most flattering and been felt up while driving them home was pretty good to. But what women have to remember is that it can be a cruel world out there and so a tradie can't make any advances on a customer for fear of any legal problems that may follow so ladies keep hitting on them and make it very clear what you want and you may get lucky and if they can't for what ever reason you will still make there day on the job a very happy one
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well if anyone in Brisbane needs an electrician to change a light bulb, let me know. ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
When I was a landscaping labourer, and now, (Telecom civils/infrastructure), quite often we come across the lonely and neglected housewives giving off aaaaaaaaaaaall the signals but I'm more often than not too covered in mud to do anything about it!!If I was a sparky or something, I'd be going for broke with every female customer I reckon, but even when we're clean doing phone/foxtel installs, we still won't go there.We had a very satisfied customer once wanting to "thank us" for setting up all her AV stuff, but rules are rules and you don't go there simply because if you happen to bang a customer in uniform and the next day the phones don't work, the possible ramifications are enormous and if you guys only knew how shitty some people get when their Foxtel doesn't work you'd think the world had gone crazy.I'm jealous of my bricky mates who get "extended lunch breaks" at times with the display home ladies!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
When I was a landscaping labourer, and now, (Telecom civils/infrastructure), quite often we come across the lonely and neglected housewives giving off aaaaaaaaaaaall the signals but I'm more often than not too covered in mud to do anything about it!!If I was a sparky or something, I'd be going for broke with every female customer I reckon, but even when we're clean doing phone/foxtel installs, we still won't go there.We had a very satisfied customer once wanting to "thank us" for setting up all her AV stuff, but rules are rules and you don't go there simply because if you happen to bang a customer in uniform and the next day the phones don't work, the possible ramifications are enormous and if you guys only knew how shitty some people get when their Foxtel doesn't work you'd think the world had gone crazy.I'm jealous of my bricky mates who get "extended lunch breaks" at times with the display home ladies!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
If I was a sparky or another relatively clean tradie I'd be going for broke. Quite often we come across the home alone housewives who give signals as subtle as a firetruck at a bushfire but bein covered in mud doesn't help our chances.In the Telco industry, well with my company at least, we're specifically instructed not to. We had a satisfied customer who wanted to "thank us" once, and that's when I learnt that we never do it in uniform.If we bang a customer and the next day the phones don't work, the possible ramifications are tremendous, and my God if only you knew how ridiculously shitty some people get when their Foxtel doesn't work for a day or so.I'm jealous of my bricky mates who have extended lunch breaks with the display home ladies.
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RHP User
15 years ago
reply just didn't display so i kept doing it, my bad
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RHP User
15 years ago
if only you lived in Brissy :( But your stories have made me very happy so thank you! I would have hidden by the heater... even though it sounds like a very big hint to come in. Mrs W xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Wilko If I lived in Brissy I would make sure your plumbing was done for free !!! Do me a favour though. Seduce the next hot tradie that comes through your door and tell me all about it !! That would make my day. It will also make some tradie in Brissy very very happy ... :) xx I like the idea of the door being answered by the lady of the house with a towel around her. "come on in I was just in the shower" then the towel drops to the floor.. "woops should I cover up?" Something along those lines would be great ...
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'll strap on the tool belt and come round to do some work on any of you sexy ladies if I knew that there was the first job to do and then you as the second...
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RHP User
15 years ago
has had plenty of special times with a tradie or two, but think the best ones are unplanned and on the spur of the moment!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
god damn i knew i should have trained as a computer technician instead of a spraypainter
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RHP User
15 years ago
long long time a ago . this friend at the time i use to teach karate,asked me on the town one night ,not sure if i was legally old enough to enter clubs ,hmmm ,any way he drove as i didnt have a licence, had a good night out few tunes ,giggles etc on the way home he decides to call in to his bakery not sure what for ,any way so we go in shows me a look around blaa blaaa blaa and theres his baker or apprentice hmm i think i know you any way my friend barry (i think) barry bread stick har har that was a kool name ,he nicks off to the office a leaves me with ms???night baker girl lady ( ive had a brain fry) to show me around low and be hold she takes me out and jumps my bones in her bosses car i think that was a blue torana har har now that i think about it ,it was pretty funny the details are a bit sketchie .with out be busted , i think he did find out one day but ive worked for my self as a mobile mechanic for a long time may be got lucky but arfter hours never on the job would be nice. i you'st to do field serice in the kimberly in wa to cut a long storry short ,this guy id done work on his kenworth over the years i see him up ahead pulled over with bonnet up ,hmm thought id see if he was ok as i slow down i notice him and co driver (lady) step back from the front wheel her minnie skirt he stubbies har har i pull up hows it going ,yep yep alls good no problems ok see you , ol mates out the middle off no where chewing on a chuppa chup speeding off his dial and bending her over the front wheel it was so funny ,there was a heap off good guys on the road doing perth darwin ,kimberly runs but he always took the cake .top guy
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RHP User
15 years ago
SweetDesire I know a really good lumber that can help you out with the leaking shower !!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ozzymano' (I was running pipe work up the internal wall) That says it all dude!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ummm A new brick letterbox... Some lawnmowing and yard clearing... Some painting in the laundry... Solar panels installed... Someone to lay new carpets... An old computer fixed... maybe a few other things... But like my husb said earlier, it would have to be official, so there would have to be receipt and all work would have to be good quality and the method of payment would not be guaranteed until full inspection... Am I taking too much advantage ?
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RHP User
15 years ago
all I can say is if your doing a job and your client looks like fionabee...sassyme or funlovings...and flashes a cleavage like that at you.... it would automatically knock out any defense mecanism in place I am sure ...I think gornsky is the term.... I know what I would be thinking ....have a great day all you gorgeous women and flash those babies any chance you get ....we love it....and think of all the good vitamin D you are suckin up....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Bfirm4U' all I can say is if your doing a job and your client looks like fionabee...sassyme or funlovings...and flashes a cleavage like that at you.... it would automatically knock out any defense mecanism in place I am sure ...I think gornsky is the term.... I know what I would be thinking ....have a great day all you gorgeous women and flash those babies any chance you get ....we love it....and think of all the good vitamin D you are suckin up.... And amen to that
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RHP User
15 years ago
As an electrician, I have been lucky. I was working at this gorgeous cougars house and she offered me coffee, cold drink etc... I had to go up in the roof space to wire a few ceiling fans and the man hole was in the bathroom, when I went up i noticed the bath running and didn't think anything of it. Some im up there for about 20mins, clipping cables, connecting wires, climbing through cobwebs and dusty, itchy insulation batts. So i finish and climb down the ladder only to find the lady of the house in the bath - a'la naturale, with a wicked smile on her face. So any way I was dusty, hot, bothered and itchy from the batts. We had a very very nice bath
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RHP User
15 years ago
Pubs' clubs' nightspots or even rhp.. ? when all you have to do is call a tradie and around pops Brad Pitt...LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ozzymano' Well Just I must say my story is 100% true !! It has never happened again although i really wish it would. Besides I don't think i could make up a story that good. It all came about as I was the plumber doing a renovation on her house. Oh by the way I am not really into going to the pub.. Anyway I just hope you ladies really do pluck up the courage and "hit on the tradie" lol in fact we could have a month called" hit on the tradie month"... I will add this one .. I went to a house to repair a hot water heater it was an indoor gas heater. I walked in and started working I hadn't turned the water off when the lady of the house asked" is it ok if I have a shower as I have got to get ready for work". No problems I said I will wait till your finished before I turn the water off. Anyway she jumps in the shower but she left the bathroom door wide open !!! I came walking down the hall and I could see right in !! I didn't know what to do.. so I just waited till she was done and then got on with the job. My question is to all you sexy ladies... Was that a hint to come in ?? was it a message? I mean who has a shower with the door wide open with someone in the house you don't know ? Did i do the right thing to just hide out where the heater was and act as if i saw nothing ?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MrsActive'Ummm A new brick letterbox... Some lawnmowing and yard clearing... Some painting in the laundry... Solar panels installed... Someone to lay new carpets... An old computer fixed... maybe a few other things... But like my husb said earlier, it would have to be official, so there would have to be receipt and all work would have to be good quality and the method of payment would not be guaranteed until full inspection... Am I taking too much advantage ? yeh,,no worries,,i could do the lawns,letterbox,yard,,and i dont think you would be takin advantage,,i would do a good job ,as a male,,paint,sounds great,,have had previous experiece,,,
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have worked on many renovations and have done a lot of nailing, but not once have i been so lucky as to nail a female client.It has always been a dream but very hard to fulfill, unless there is a blinding flash of the obvious.
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RHP User
15 years ago
This topic made me laugh.. I spent a year as a hot tub guy in Canada & now a "pool guy" trade in Perth, and despite our reputation its only happened once to me.. that said the eye candy is nice over summer..;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm a tradie...I go to peoples homes to do quotes all the time and then often do work for them... Occassionally there is a sexy woman at the home when I am there and once in a while there are some sparks, flirting and a show of flesh on a hot day (both ways lol)... I've never been propositioned outright and don't know how I would respond - it would depend on the situation and the woman...but its very sexy to think about... As a tradie (including dog on ute) I often drive past bus stops or pedestrian crossings and see sexy women and I love the idea of "abducting" (consensual/non consent) and taking them to a deserted forrest or shed and have my wicked way with them...I've noticed at least one girls' profile on here stating the same fantasy...if you read this, I am SO your tradie !! lol Woof ! BadDog.
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tank__girl
15 years ago
Was going to post the identical thing as MrsActive! I need a....concretor for a 4x4 concrete slab for a small patio, and my single driveway converted to a double. A tiler to tile the patio, I have the tiles. A chippie to put a roof over the patio before summer hits! A brickie to build me a nice big block 7 ft, 'fuck off' fence across the front of my property. And a renderer to finish it off... Oh and maybe the landscaper, you looked alright hahaa.. I'll need some ideas on patio gardens!? I have my own water feature that I bring out for my special friends.. You can all see that if you work hard enough ;) Anyone available...?
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tank__girl
15 years ago
Sexy tradies....could you please ensure you include a face pic in your 'applications'..thank-you. :) ......AND! Heeeeelllp! I had some Moronic 'insulation' guys around that decided after ripping up a big patch of roof tiles, that the job was 'all too hard'. So through the recent torrential rain I had water dripping out of my down lights and the paint has all bubbled up..?! And now...2 weeks later, there is a nasty mouldy mark on my bedroom ceiling, about a dinner plate size!! And it's starting to smell musty!!? I did have someone else do the insulation, so now what...I'm thinking that 'it' would soak up water..?? It seems like it'll be a big job!? I'll stop talking now. But it'll definately be an insurance jobee... If anyone wants it, or can tell me where to start or who to call first?
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tank__girl
15 years ago
Within the hour, I had a plasterer booked in for Friday! ;) hahaa...so the 2nd job is taken, thank you!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think it always has had bee n a dream of mine to get picked up by a client. I have come close at times but never have had it put on me besides one girl came over and gave me a big passionate tongue kiss after fixing her problem, then she realised what she did and was so embarrassed, I was so rock hard too On that comes to mind is a beautiful rish gold Coast lady who answered the door withe the most see throug dress on, she had the hottest body and such a tease, but again nothing happened. Plenty of induendo but no action. And i never show my plumbers crack - most tradies are slobs - well not all but alot of plumbers I know are. Well maybe things may change - hears hoping
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RHP User
15 years ago
Im a Electrician and have had it proposed a couple of times but only been able to go through with it once. Should definetely be more of it. Nothing like the boss paying you to fuck
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ok ladies I need some work in the Sydney area, any plumbing job big or small let me know.. ozzymano Just wink me and I will reply.
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tank__girl
15 years ago
Cute, 23 year old sparky in Kelvin Grove aye... what can I break that he can fix...??
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RHP User
15 years ago
ozzymano....you should have casually just walked in and said something.
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RHP User
15 years ago
lets just say my lawn mower man does more than just cut my grass :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm a sparky and will travel! I've never been hit on at work but would love the compliment!
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x2ForU
15 years ago
i have a BIG soft spot for tradies...a man's man!!! strongly built.. rugged, rough hands, sweat!! hmmm... a couple of years ago.. i had a a plummer come out to try and find a leaky pipe... well as soon as i laid eyes on him , i thought.... wow... you are HOT!!! He was very friendly and i could sense he was flirting with me!!! well i flirted right back.... about an hour later.....found the leaky pipe.. fixed it.. and left with more then the money for the job.....if you know what i mean...hehehe.. shelly xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Most of them seem WAY too boganny for me to even think about
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RHP User
15 years ago
I've had few women flirt with me which has been fun, it helps to make work much more pleasant also helps me to turn up on time. But to be quite honest I'd be (and was) way to nervous and untrusting to go through with anything, when I'm responsible for installing thousands of dollars worth of flooring I would think that I was being setup. I've had clients try to screw me out of 20 dollars to trying to rip me off the whole she-bang without having some sort of messy sexual relationship thrown in the mix. But hey, I appreciated the flirting and I left with a smile, they were left with nice flooring and hopefully as happy as I after a nice afternoon of cheeky flirting.
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RHP User
15 years ago
HANDYMAN for HIRE :) Anyone needing any jobs in Sydney, big or small. Give me a call or just message me... free "quotes" Brett (Worth a shot, right???)
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RHP User
15 years ago
i have worked around the globe as tradie by day and dancer by nite.....ooooh for real.different skin tone,hair colour that shit...very fit mutha aswell tho
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RHP User
15 years ago
I need proper tradesmen with qualifications and stuff -
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RHP User
15 years ago
Call me anytime two active i love to do work for you guys
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RHP User
15 years ago
I've been a tradie for 4 weeks now!! Nothing yet. Strewth! The suspense is killing me !!!!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'jengirl'Most of them seem WAY too boganny for me to even think about I'm no bogan!!!!...I just have to be 20 years younger to stand a chance with Jen !!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'tallone1979'So who needs some work done around the house :-) Damn Tallone, I have quite the list if you feel like a trip to Kal :P
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'tallone1979'So who needs some work done around the house :-) Damn Tallone, I have quite the list if you feel like a trip to Kal :PNo probs Funluvingal_82, and ialways get the job done ;-P
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RHP User
15 years ago
So, today I had a Tradie come to my house to fix some loose tiles on my roof. OMG he was hot, hot, hot and even hotter!! Anyway, he did his work and as I signed the form my hand touched his and I didn't move it!! (Who would?)!! We talked for a while before he left but unfortunately my daughter was home and I couldn't do anything about it!! He left...and I was kicking myself as I should have asked him back!! ANYWAYYYYYY Lo and behold I get a call from this Irish spunk telling me that he "left behind" a tool and it may be on the roof! He is coming around tomorrow to "collect" it...but I am sure we will be just playing hide his "tool" in my pussy!! Well I sure hope so.. So here I am freshly shaved and all ready to go... Will update tomorrow! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hmmm Ive hung up the tool belt about 2 years ago now and replaced it with a suit but thinking I should get it back out..... I was never luck enough to have gotten lucky when I was working in the building trade however I will never forget one job. Working on a deck in a rural area the clients had an amazing looking daughter who would have been around 18. After working on the job for a couple of days her clothes became less and less down to a bikini strutting around the house. Trying to keep my mind on the job became rather difficult.... Late one afternoon the stunning brunette decided that she needed a swim so focus went totally out the window dur to the deck that I was building being directly near the pool. Thank god for the tool belt to conceal what was in my pants...I would have loved to have gone down and jumped into that pool with her and let the afternoon pass by in a hot and sweaty way but had no desire to have her parents come home to see the young trady nailing their daughter rather than the deck.So ladies if I was to put the tool belt back on would there be any work for a guy like me??
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' So, today I had a Tradie come to my house to fix some loose tiles on my roof. OMG he was hot, hot, hot and even hotter!! Anyway, he did his work and as I signed the form my hand touched his and I didn't move it!! (Who would?)!! We talked for a while before he left but unfortunately my daughter was home and I couldn't do anything about it!! He left...and I was kicking myself as I should have asked him back!! ANYWAYYYYYY Lo and behold I get a call from this Irish spunk telling me that he "left behind" a tool and it may be on the roof! He is coming around tomorrow to "collect" it...but I am sure we will be just playing hide his "tool" in my pussy!! Well I sure hope so.. So here I am freshly shaved and all ready to go... Will update tomorrow! xFunlovingxhide it under your bed and tell him to find it ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'jengirl'Most of them seem WAY too boganny for me to even think about what you mean bye this???/ i dont bye a million years classifie my self as a bogan not sure about the other traidies on here most dont look boganish
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RHP User
15 years ago
This Tradie comes to my place today and actually jumped up on the ladder and on the roof looking for his "tool" .. I had to laugh at that one!! And, lo and behold..it is not there (shocker)!! I invite him in and get him a glass of water..he is about to leave when I went up and grabbed his hand and put it under my mini (I didn't have underwear on). He starts kissing me and tells me how hot I am and that is why he came back! Anywayyyyssss I wanted to fuck there and then in the kitchen but the prude wanted the bedroom! So what if I have no curtains on my kitchen window? So, we go to the bedroom with his hand never leaving my arse...we fall on the bed kissing...he is rubbing my clit and I am rubbing on his already hard cock. I am so so wet at this stage...I start to suck his cock and balls and tease the whole thing...he kisses my breasts and is in awe as they are let loose from my low top! I put the condom on him as I wanted to feel his hard cock deep inside me.. One Pump Two Pump IT'S OVER!! I'm like wtf? Saw that he was embarrassed and just gave up and told him to leave! All that anticipation of my first fuck in over 2 years and it ended up a huge disappointment! Two minute noodles take longer to cook than what went on between the kitchen and the bedroom lol. Oh well, still have more Tradies to turn up! Wish me luck! xFunlovingx
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