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Hook ups gone wrong When it all goes pear shaped

April 26 2016

Hi. We've talked a lot about what turns us on and those people/meets where much fun is had. So what about when it all goes pear shaped, either shortly before you're due to meet the person/people or after meeting them. This could also include play starting and having to be stopped. Those 'Oh shit' moments, where your high hopes suddenly plunge or where you just know it's heading there, funny or nasty surprises you weren't expecting. Perhaps unusual habits or mannerisms they have. I want the bad and the ugly, no good can come of this thread

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Few yrs back. Met with a tosser ( sorry but its true) who thought it was ok to use other guys pics that he had taken from online. His reasoning was that he didnt want to splash his face all over the internet. But seeing I was already there, I might as well stay for a drink.... Yeah Nar!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    About eighteen months ago I realised that it doesn't matter how many phone calls,text messages,etc its not until you meet someone that you know whether or not you are sexually compatible. This man had travelled from interstate to meet me.We had so much in common but there were hints in our conversations that I ignored. He had OCD,he hated to be touched,and that was just the beginning. If he had been upfront with me in our conversations I would have been prepared,had different expectations,it was disappointing for both of us. Q

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Yeah i agree with summer , I'm very upfront about the fact that condoms are a must so i hate it when you finally get into bed and cop the whole 'but i can't maintain an erection with a condom' or the 'mood killer' line. One guy even rubbed my calf in a demonstration of how it apparently feels to be having sex with a condom on? :/ One guy we were in the middle of sex and he ran out of time and had to go ? he had some appointment to get to :/ weirdest thing ever. I figured he'd decided he wasn't into me mid sex or something but we played a few more times after that so that was odd. Then there was the 'single ' guy from here who showed up wearing a wedding ring. I questioned him on it thinking well okay some people just wear dress rings but he told me he was playing a prank on his work mates that he had gotten engaged over the weekend.. yeahhhh not buying it! On the flip side its great when you expect a meet to not go well and it turns out the exact opposite!

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    the only girl Ive ever met from this site wanted me all to herself but thought it was ok to sneek behind my back and do whatever she pleased. Next! Next! Next! Next! next! (simulated echo) :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Guy turned up, didn't match the profile photo, dressed in Big W clothes, looked under nourished, so I said to him " it aint happening ......bye". He left and we carried on.

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    10 years ago

    I seem to attract them One was a guy that said he had to get something out of his car and pulled his clothes on and went outside. I got a text saying "that was awkward I had to go" Another one was a guy that told me after our first play meet to take all my pictures down as he didn't want others seeing me... Never saw him again. The guy that said he was 6'1" and 36 and on meeting was 5'6 and barely 30. Oh can't forget the "single" guy that I saw multiple times then I received a lovely text from his wife

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting '0z_boy' the only girl Ive ever met from this site wanted me all to herself but thought it was ok to sneek behind my back and do whatever she pleased. Next! Next! Next! Next! next! (simulated echo) :P love your honesty, the echo to go with the tumbleweed? Being humble is not something I'm good at but it always humbles me to hear this kind of honesty. It's very endearing

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    I want to come back and respond properly, just running out the door right now. I've had a couple of doozies. I'm trying to muster up the courage to share the incident with the banana Crying laughing now thinking about it. Thanks, I'll be back

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    omg, there's just so many of 'em, where on earth would I start ?!? I seem to attract them too Missb72 so I sympathise with you and all others that have continually experienced crap dates.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Can relate to that. Actually, a few mentioned by others sound similar to some of my earlier experiences.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'PoisonIV' Yeah i agree with summer , I'm very upfront about the fact that condoms are a must so i hate it when you finally get into bed and cop the whole 'but i can't maintain an erection with a condom' or the 'mood killer' line. One guy even rubbed my calf in a demonstration of how it apparently feels to be having sex with a condom on? :/ Thats just not right!PoisonIV I never knew you lived on a farm :)

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I want to come back and respond properly, just running out the door right now. I've had a couple of doozies. I'm trying to muster up the courage to share the incident with the banana Crying laughing now thinking about it. Thanks, I'll be back So it didnt go pear shaped but it went banana shaped? MMMmmmm I love banana smoothies and have them every day! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Met a girl at a cafe. 10 years older than her pics, and then got the Spanish Inquisition..... Her: 'Your name isn't really (redacted), is it?' Me: 'Yes it is.' Her: 'Are you sure?' Me:'I know what my own name is.' Her: 'There's no way you're 44 (This is two years back).' Me: 'Yes I am 44.' Her: 'Show me your driver's licence.' Me: 'No.' Her: 'You look younger. Don't lie to me. I'm in a bad relationship with my husband (her profile said single) and I need someone to end it.' Me: 'Goodbye.' There was another one that wanted me to physically injure her face as part of a rape fantasy. That's all kinds of just no from me. I moonwalked out of that bar at record speed. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Oh, Summer ... how horrible for the both of you, but hey - what a prick to not hang around and make sure you're okay! My 'worst' date so far was a nice dinner where there just seemed to be no chemistry. She was attractive, but had no spark of life and seemed to find it difficult to make any conversation. I must have been a let down.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Summersolstice' I had a date once that ended so badly I wonder if he still tells his friends about it. I met a guy in The Rocks for late afternoon drinks. He was my type and we got on really well, until I started to feel queasy.Before I had time to remember the dodgy chicken I had for lunch, I was throwing my guts up up in the bathroom. When I came back he asked "Are you ok?", but the word "Sure!" barely left my lips, and I was back with my face in the toilet.When I returned the second time, all he said was "I have to go" and he left me standing there, looking the picture of elegance I'm sure. It took at least another hour before I was well enough to go home. Strangely enough I never heard from him again... Oh no, did he just leave? Anyone can fall ill over something, to just not contact someone again because they got sick seems very very harsh. Far out, that's such the wrong thing to do, I'm no righteous man, but you'd think they'd at least stay and make sure you get home okay.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I had only been a member here a few weeks, messaged a couple, was talking to the female half online and was invited up to their house. Then having never met anyone before off here or done anything like it, got scared about my own safety going to a couple's house alone, so messaged them letting them know that a 'friend' would know where we are. Got a very direct message back on how I'd offended them implying that they were axe murderers. I felt terrible, and apologised for it, and the damage was done. Hindsight is such a wonderful thing...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Missb - God, you poor thing You got a text from a guy's wife? What happened there? Was she angry? I'm sure I have received texts from partners once or twice in the past, few messages were a bit odd. Example is getting a message from a guy, or at least from his number, who I'd seen heaps of times, but the message was asking who i was? So I replied asking 'Who are you?' no flies on me, I never got a reply. And the first guy, leaving like that? How rude, no balls to stand there and say it to your face. We don't want the ones without balls anyway so you dodged a bullet there Q - that story of the guy coming from interstate. It's the most unusual story I've heard and never experienced anything like that. Disclosure, what is it about disclosure on these sites that gets lost in translation. Cards on the table people, cards on the table, basic respect. I was talking to a guy yesterday who wanted to either fly me over there or come here, might have been Queensland actually, but anyway, we messaged a bit and my response to that was that interstate/long distance can be problematic, lots of things can go wrong. Flights get booked, then one might get sick or something might go wrong with your communications, one or other might change their mind, it happens, so many things can go wrong, and then of course, as your example shows, the actual meeting itself may not be good. I said it wasn't out of the question but needed to have some thought put into it and whoever traveled should have a back up plan, I never heard back from him, that was yesterday, ran for the hills? DP - those guys using stolen pictures, you just wanna smack in the face And the 'yeah nah' for the drink, good decision, though I might have let him buy me an expensive drink and tipped it over his head Summer - paramedics are supposed to save lives aren't they? The last guy though, unsure why he never called you back and the guy saying WHEN you're my girlfriend, was that the first time you'd met him? That's bizarre PoisonIV - forgot to take his wedding ring off bahahahahaha Nice spot Yeah when they're better than you expect, it's awesome. Some just have crap profiles. Actually my last guy is one of them, has a shit profile, he looks way better than his pictures. I did suggest he should put better ones up the first time I met him, but he didn't care, so now I like it. He's not on my friends list, he slips under the radar with other women, keep him as my delicious secret mmm not that I'm competitive, just greedy TwistedMister - loved your post, so funny. So she looked way older and was worried you looked younger than your age? And she asked for your driver's license? God, did you tell her sex is supposed to be fun. See, at that point of meeting and actually seeing and talking to someone in the flesh, instinct and attraction kicks in, or not, as the case may be, but the third degree is kind of a mood killer. Obviously it was for you too. Anyway, if you look younger, bonus still not sure what her problem was with that, though not all like them quite as young as I do social_suicide - undernourished? haha I laughed at that Do you like them with a bit of meat on their bones? You could have at least taken him out for a meal somewhere. I like them lean so you can send your cast offs my way Thanks for your comments. Still working up to my banana incident it's hard being a public forum

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    forgot to mention the married bit too, and she gave YOU the Spanish inquisition

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    The virgin - ever been into a session and the penny drops, Oh shit, I think he's a virgin hmm you just know. There's no hiding that moment they jump on top, flat on top of you missionary but the dead weight 'first time' style, wriggle or do the little jerking movement, and come straight away wait, there's more................which leads me to..................> The banana incident - same guy, refer virgin above, immediately after coming, reaches into his bag and pulls out a banana hahaha I said 'what are you gonna do with that?' and yep, he was planning on finishing me off with it ffs I'd be the easiest person in the world to finish off, much as I talk about the vegie section OFTEN, no way I was having a banana stuck in me and all this out in public. The funniest part was that he looked confused when I said no, he seemed to think that's what you were supposed to do. Not sure where he got his sex education. Might have been a cultural thing, had only been in Australia for a few years. I feel bad talking about it on here but it's so funny now to look back on, I laugh hysterically, lose it every time I think about it. Although he's not on this site, he could still be reading this. Sorry dude, I had to get it out

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    another time at bandcamp I had this smoking hot guy, 20 something, one of those perfect creatures, perfect gym body, really good looking, hot as, of course I was wondering why the interest in me as I always do, but anyway, always one to seize the opportunity, arranged for him to pick me up. So he turns up, really nice car, jumped in and omg he's even better than his pictures so we drive to look for a spot, twas in the car action. Found a spot I think in a housing development, pulled up behind this wall, jumped in the back excited, as I do and then things went pear shaped. He kind of lifted my top up or took it off, can't quite remember, and started kissing my stomach. No other kissing, mouth to mouth style, but I thought, okay, no worries, he's heading south but he kind of just hovered there, not moving south or north to kiss me on either set of lips, this went on for a while and it was getting awkward. My hand had wandered over to his crutch, as it does, no mound, I was pressing and exploring or trying to to but couldn't find anything. Eventually, I asked him to kiss me, I desperately wanted him to kiss me. And then he dropped the bombshell, he doesn't kiss and 'Is that a problem?' IS THAT A PROBLEM ?????? Yes it was a problem, as was the way the rest of it was going, stopped it immediately, grabbed my clothes, got out and told him to drive me home. That was the most awkward car trip I've ever had, steely silence, I was furious, had a few words to say prior to driving off and then nothing. I practically threw myself out of the car when he dropped me off, what a waste of my time. And after the event when I had time to think more, I don't think he anything much at all in his pants, I couldn't even feel a soft cock? Any wonder his wife/gf wasn't putting out, wonder if he kissed her, maybe he was worried about getting girl germs

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    just to add, I thought he was single, my assumption as things progressed, was then that he was attached or married, I'm convinced of that now

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That a whole new level of bunny boiler weird right there ...... Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Years and years ago I was watching a band at a very big stadium gig when I caught sight of a super hot girl standing near me, we were exchanging galnces and smiling at one another so I decided to make a move and opened my mouth to say hi :) The word had barely left my lips when at that moment a large cup of piss hit me in the side of the head (I knew it was piss as it was still warm) it covered me from the neck down and the rest splashed into her face. Needless to say it killed the moment! To make matters worse I met the same girl a couple of weeks later at a different gig, we had a good laugh at what had happened and agreed we were both too shy to immediately talk to one another, finally I left with her number! I guess I must have been drunk or too excited because when I checked the next day the number didn't contain enough numbers! Seems I couldn't catch a break that month! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    A memorable one was early in use of adult websites. Having a beer and he asked what activities I was interested in. I said swinging (among other things) He gagged and told me that swinging was revolting. We didnt finish our beers. I realised that openness about sex, isn't necessarily an indication of being open minded

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I am never dating again after reading those stories. Haha. ITM, what the? In all seriousness how could someone think bananas would be the norm when it comes to sex with new people?. Thats definitely a bizarre story.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    a couple from the site for a drink. He made way to many racist comments, we made an excuse to leave as soon as possible. Shaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    The banana story! Been waiting for this one for ages...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    It's been killing me keeping that inside 😂😂😂 and Candy, phew, so it's not just me then? I wondered whether I'd missed something in the brief 😉

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    I have so many stories, every bandcamp story you hear, it was probably me 😂 though I wasn't the chick who met twisted_mister. That would make me 62, married, secret service agent, someone who was actually worried about men being younger than their stated age and a bunny boiler 😕

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... Rang the doorbell, the door opened and it was not a cute twenty-something year old girl, it was a mid-forties gay couple. A very ballsy attempted bait n switch.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Regardless of from a website or not! A long-anticipated meeting, a beautiful location and all seemed well. The clothes started coming off and damn damn damn... sorry but this is the truth! The smell of that woman may have been ''heady'' to some but I am sure could have knocked cats off a fish truck! Thankfully I had my back-up mobile with me so called myself urgently to back to work! No.....

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Bad form and could be dangerous as well.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I have so many stories, every bandcamp story you hear, it was probably me 😂 though I wasn't the chick who met twisted_mister. That would make me 62, married, secret service agent, someone who was actually worried about men being younger than their stated age and a bunny boiler 😕 actually I am still technically married, last time I checked anyway

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Summersolstice' I met them in their favourite pub for a drink and chat. She had to leave after half an hour or so to run errands, but told us to stay as long as we wanted. About fifteen minutes later I noticed her face pressed against the window. She had come back seriously angry at her man for taking her up on her offer, and gave him an earful. That was my cue to leave and not look back! God why would she do that, that's playing head games. The poor guy is the first thought that goes through my head

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Partly me, partly her. Was first time hooking up with a married woman so feeling extra naughty. Still somewhat inexperienced n didnt think i would be able to last long so had a quickie by myself. Rookie error. Even tho playdate was hours later, combined with not used to wearing condom, couldnt sustain hardness. At some point the condom came off inside her n she had a go first to retrieve it. Then i had a go n as i was fishing around i blurted out "How far up could it have gone?" We had a laugh but i was horrified at myself for saying it...We had met up b4 playing n she mentioned that she was quiet during sex. I thought nothing of it. She really meant it tho n it was a shock to the system when i was going down on her. I love hearing the heavy breathing, gasps, sighs, noises of pleasure a woman makes when i have my head buried between her legs (even instructions help). It encourages me in my enthusiasm for licking pussy so i know ur enjoying it. She wasnt giving anything away but, lol. Id probably go back but it was her insistence that only i fork out for hotel rooms all the time for a couple hrs play that puts me off. They can't all b good tho right? 😉

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    When i had a partner with a profile on rhp we once went and saw a couple we took some drinks (bottle of turkey 101) things started out well then the male of the other couple began to pour our drinks BAD MOVE!! We were definitely spiked in our drinks that night. We moved to the lougne room were the fun began but shortly after begining the fun the both blacked out not knowing what fully went on upon waking the next morning in their house the male was no where to be seen and only the female was there i woke up to blood on my groin area we were then informed that i performed anal on the other female (one of our off limits and had stated from the very begining) the other females partner was not overly big down stairs where i am fortunate to be so needless to say the other female then wanted round 2 i the morning without her partner present (another no of our's) needless to say my partner and i at the time whilst still feeling the influence of whatever it was we were given could not get out of there quick enough!! Valuable lesson learned that night never again has anyone poured our drink Felt very used and vialated.....

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Ok, one was a girl 20's very attractive started messaging us randomly one day said she was coming to Darwin (we lived there then) said all the right things didn't seem to over the top quite well spoken. I reverse image searched the pictures to make sure they were not borrowed etc found nothing had her phone number sent various messages all seemed legit. The day arrived when we all were going to meet up and we where at the meeting place and i thought to myself hang on all of this seems to be working out far to well whats going on..... 30mins after the appointed meeting time i speculated to my partner about this person in fact not being legit and in fact not being a female at all and she told me to not worry it all seemed legit. In the meantime i'd noticed a guy sitting and watching us from a few seats away so i told my partner to send the girl we where meeting a sms, she obliges and lo and behold he gets a text message opens it and looks straight at me and realized the gig was up. As i approached him to ask him wtf and give him a mouthful he jumps the barrier / fence and runs up the road like Usain Bolt. Quite a few times we have had guys come over for a session and they cannot perform in front of other men and as always pretend to be bi until a cock is pushed in their general direction. One couple we met came around for a few drinks, 4 hours later & numerous hints that we'd like to get things moving or if you are not interested then at least we know whats going on the female partner wants to play the male partner is to shy so we call it a night. The following week they contact us apologize for coming around and not playing would we like to go over to their place for a drink? Sure we understand that sometimes a few meets gets everyone comfortable and again 4 - 5 hours of drinking and we can see nothing is going to happen so we pack up and thank them for a nice night and leave. A few weeks later they are separated and both chasing us to play with them individually..... Nope.

  • TheGentleTouch69

    TheGentleTouch69

    10 years ago

    I was recently interstate and thought that I would attempt to meet up with a couple. I was lucky enough to find one reasonably close so i messaged them and they were keen. I guess the alarm bells should have started ringing when they were messaging me all day saying 'are you sure that you are coming?' and "don't stuff us around' so I messaged them when I was on my way and they instructed me to pick up alcohol on the way, alarm bell number 2. So I turned up and the male was suitable dressed in stubbies and a singlet and the wife was not much better, he was so drunk that he could not walk and I was also finding it hard to have a conversation due to him having to go outside every 3 minutes for a smoke. So I had one beer said 'thanks, but no thanks' and left, the look on both of their faces was priceless, like I had just accused them of the worst thing ever, but I was out that door as quickly as I could. Luckily for me this is the only bad experience that I have had so far.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    It was our first swap... They were great at exchanging emails etc..so we were very excited to finally meet and play.. Her first words were,sorry,it's the wrong time of the month! and started kissing my partner.He threw off his clothes and exposed the biggest dick I'd ever seen...at least 9-10 inches...holy crap! it's my lucky day! He crawled onto the bed,latched onto one of my boobs and sucked ...and sucked and played...forever....I'm thinking..gee,there are other bits that wouldn't mind some attention,so I take his hand and place it on my very responsive pussy!! He removes it and says,let me tease you some more.Tease...tease?? FGS...he then decides it's time for my treat...down he goes...I think to myself..at last! 5-10 secs later,up he gets and offers me this giant bloody cock to suck! Are you freaking serious!So i give it 2 licks...buggar you mate...and he decides,ok ..time to fuck...by this stage I'm dry...cos I've got the shits well and truly..In it goes,back forth back forth...pulls it out and titty fucks his partner..cums all over her boobs... Well folks,thanks,that was great,we've an appointment,so we'll see you next time.... And NO we didn't see them again..I'm surprised we ever played with others again.

  • skatters

    skatters

    10 years ago

    I have definately had my fair share of doozies on here. Im back on here again after being on here many years ago. I definately wasn't quite as careful back then... My all time favourite was a guy who came over from outa state. We chatted for quite some time so I really thought I knew him. He sent plenty photos.... Let's just say he really knew the right angle to take these pics. So with going to pick him up from the airport I see this guy who would be pushing 5'4... Which isn't the worst thing we can't help our height (I am tiny after all). But then there was the missing teeth, very weird feeling about him.... I wanted to turn around and run before he saw me but I couldn't do that to someone.... I decided to be nice and just tell him j wasn't interested in that way n just hang out as mates for the week..... Bad move. I crashed out, woke up with him down my pants. To then have him asking to marry me.... He then found my work and stalked me wheeling around his suit cause ( in which he did walk over 3 hours with his suitcase to find my work). I then get asked to give him head ( oh but he thought he should tell me his spunk is a bit funny with red and black) time to get the fuxk out of there.... Needless to say I am a whole lot more careful these days lol Many other stories but he would have to be up there lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'IMYY4U' When i had a partner with a profile on rhp we once went and saw a couple we took some drinks (bottle of turkey 101) things started out well then the male of the other couple began to pour our drinks BAD MOVE!! We were definitely spiked in our drinks that night. We moved to the lougne room were the fun began but shortly after begining the fun the both blacked out not knowing what fully went on upon waking the next morning in their house the male was no where to be seen and only the female was there i woke up to blood on my groin area we were then informed that i performed anal on the other female (one of our off limits and had stated from the very begining) the other females partner was not overly big down stairs where i am fortunate to be so needless to say the other female then wanted round 2 i the morning without her partner present (another no of our's) needless to say my partner and i at the time whilst still feeling the influence of whatever it was we were given could not get out of there quick enough!! Valuable lesson learned that night never again has anyone poured our drink Felt very used and vialated..... God, that's horrifying. If that were me, I'd be ringing the police, though without evidence, that might be a waste of time. But at the very least, those people would be of interest to the police if any further complaints were made about them, maybe? I just can't believe that. Thank you for sharing. It's a reminder for all of us to be careful. Scary, very scary

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Hi all, I had a female guest accompany me home after we'd met somewhere civilised to see if the chemistry was real-world. It seemed to be, and we repaired to my place. There was no real awkwardness as we acquainted ourselves more intimately, although my female companion did seem to switch on and off. Around an hour into our coupling she said, 'look...I'm sorry, but this isn't working for me...sex is a mental thing for me and i have to talk constantly or I cant really get into it...you don't talk much and I've been deliberately quiet but it's just not working for me". Now, a number of ripostes come to mind but what I said is "oh...that would be a sure fire way to make my cock go soft"...and we had a laugh about that...showered, dressed, I walked her to her car and we parted amicably.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Theres some real horror stories from both couples and singles. If I was new on here I would be deleting my profile haha. Thank gawd for the good ones hey?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I met this 40 odd year old chick at the rocks once....she turned up looking awesome. About halfway through the date though she started squirming and ran off to the dunnies....she comes back, wiping her mouth on her sleeve, I thought she may have been pregnant or something, she reckons it was a dodgy chicken vindaloo she had for lunch...I accepted it but my god her mascara was running down her face and it made her look like Brandon Lee from the movie "the crow." I asked if she was ok and even though she said was fine, she was soon enough straight back to the dunny again...this time, she comes out wearing half her dinner, still looking like Brandon....but the smell....OMG I think she'd shat her pants too, that was enough for me, I had to leave as I was going to throw up myself!! Well, that and she lied when she said she was fine....I never did contact her....I do think of her at times, and it makes for awesome stories to the boys over poker lol....the poor bitch lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    I know right??? :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    To the professional, well mannered couple...maybe you should mention on your profile that you don't want to be contacted by individuals that purchase their clothes from BIG W...see so many claim on their profiles that they are respectful and seek the same...genuine fake people they are - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Yes we get them as well..females who don't actually turn up or aren't what they look like..or the ones that when you meet are there and then totally go wierd..I think you will get that whether single female single male couples etc..it's discouraging but then you find those that aren't

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Deep_Purple' Theres some real horror stories from both couples and singles. If I was new on here I would be deleting my profile haha. Thank gawd for the good ones hey? Yep, onward and upward maintain the sense of humour and even those bad encounters at least give us a laugh further along, not so funny at the time I know. But yeah, these stories are interesting to read, shocking some of them. Thank you all for sharing

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Adelaide3some' Ok, one was a girl 20's very attractive started messaging us randomly one day said she was coming to Darwin (we lived there then) said all the right things didn't seem to over the top quite well spoken. I reverse image searched the pictures to make sure they were not borrowed etc found nothing had her phone number sent various messages all seemed legit. The day arrived when we all were going to meet up and we where at the meeting place and i thought to myself hang on all of this seems to be working out far to well whats going on..... 30mins after the appointed meeting time i speculated to my partner about this person in fact not being legit and in fact not being a female at all and she told me to not worry it all seemed legit. In the meantime i'd noticed a guy sitting and watching us from a few seats away so i told my partner to send the girl we where meeting a sms, she obliges and lo and behold he gets a text message opens it and looks straight at me and realized the gig was up. As i approached him to ask him wtf and give him a mouthful he jumps the barrier / fence and runs up the road like Usain Bolt. Quite a few times we have had guys come over for a session and they cannot perform in front of other men and as always pretend to be bi until a cock is pushed in their general direction. One couple we met came around for a few drinks, 4 hours later & numerous hints that we'd like to get things moving or if you are not interested then at least we know whats going on the female partner wants to play the male partner is to shy so we call it a night. The following week they contact us apologize for coming around and not playing would we like to go over to their place for a drink? Sure we understand that sometimes a few meets gets everyone comfortable and again 4 - 5 hours of drinking and we can see nothing is going to happen so we pack up and thank them for a nice night and leave. A few weeks later they are separated and both chasing us to play with them individually..... Nope. Well first, well done for outing that first guy, what a lowlife What gets me about that is, what did he think was going to happen when he got there? Are they really that deluded they think they'll get to have sex? That you'll just say, yeah no worries, you're a guy, not a chick, but no worries lol I'm shaking my head over that one. I've heard about guys not being able to perform with other cocks, and couples looking for bi men it seems get straight guys just after sex with the chick, not cool. I haven't actually been with 2 guys yet, hard to believe even for me, well I kind of have but a random thing and was oral only. The reason I haven't pursued it so far is partly because of the issues you've highlighted. I don't want to line up a couple of guys who aren't experienced, and the other side of that is the ones who are 'too' experienced can be a bit cold, so just waiting for the right combinations, bi or straight, still desperately want 2 guys at the same time. Might need to put more effort into making that happen, it's not just going to happen by itself. I look with interest at male male profiles, again bi or straight, but I always find they have pictures up of the hot one, and a tiny glimpse of the other one who is gross. Last year I was communicating with one such pair, then he said the other guy was overseas but he could still play ?? Yeah right, no thanks, nice try. Had a few of them actually and shit loads of couples where the wife is out of action. And the other couple who you spent all that time with? Hats off to you and your partner for being so patient. I wouldn't have gone back the second time, but then I haven't played as a couple. On that note, this has been very enlightening for me to learn how difficult it is for couples to have all the planets line up and have an encounter go well. It has also shown how dangerous or at the very least, worrying, it can be. Thank you for sharing this

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Stirry' I met this 40 odd year old chick at the rocks once....she turned up looking awesome. About halfway through the date though she started squirming and ran off to the dunnies....she comes back, wiping her mouth on her sleeve, I thought she may have been pregnant or something, she reckons it was a dodgy chicken vindaloo she had for lunch...I accepted it but my god her mascara was running down her face and it made her look like Brandon Lee from the movie "the crow." I asked if she was ok and even though she said was fine, she was soon enough straight back to the dunny again...this time, she comes out wearing half her dinner, still looking like Brandon....but the smell....OMG I think she'd shat her pants too, that was enough for me, I had to leave as I was going to throw up myself!! Well, that and she lied when she said she was fine....I never did contact her....I do think of her at times, and it makes for awesome stories to the boys over poker lol....the poor bitch lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile Hey, that wasn't Summer was it ? Your stories sound suspiciously similar

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'shaznfredplay' It was our first swap... They were great at exchanging emails etc..so we were very excited to finally meet and play.. Her first words were,sorry,it's the wrong time of the month! and started kissing my partner.He threw off his clothes and exposed the biggest dick I'd ever seen...at least 9-10 inches...holy crap! it's my lucky day! He crawled onto the bed,latched onto one of my boobs and sucked ...and sucked and played...forever....I'm thinking..gee,there are other bits that wouldn't mind some attention,so I take his hand and place it on my very responsive pussy!! He removes it and says,let me tease you some more.Tease...tease?? FGS...he then decides it's time for my treat...down he goes...I think to myself..at last! 5-10 secs later,up he gets and offers me this giant bloody cock to suck! Are you freaking serious!So i give it 2 licks...buggar you mate...and he decides,ok ..time to fuck...by this stage I'm dry...cos I've got the shits well and truly..In it goes,back forth back forth...pulls it out and titty fucks his partner..cums all over her boobs... Well folks,thanks,that was great,we've an appointment,so we'll see you next time.... And NO we didn't see them again..I'm surprised we ever played with others again. Selfish, what a tosser. And they're still out there. So much time I spend trying to weed out the selfish ones. I'm getting better at that but you never really know until play gets underway. I've had guys tell me how they want to lick my sweet pussy, can't wait to wedge their face in there, blah blah. Come the time, haven't gone anywhere with their mouth below my face and I thought, all the texting, all the bs leading up to the meet, lying through their teeth the whole time just to get a root. Yeah, next

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Summersolstice' I had a date once that ended so badly I wonder if he still tells his friends about it. I met a guy in The Rocks for late afternoon drinks. He was my type and we got on really well, until I started to feel queasy.Before I had time to remember the dodgy chicken I had for lunch, I was throwing my guts up up in the bathroom. When I came back he asked "Are you ok?", but the word "Sure!" barely left my lips, and I was back with my face in the toilet.When I returned the second time, all he said was "I have to go" and he left me standing there, looking the picture of elegance I'm sure. It took at least another hour before I was well enough to go home. Strangely enough I never heard from him again... What a horrible person! Whether you like each other or not, how could you possibly just walk out and leave someone when they are clearly not well. I'd at least want to see them to a taxi so they get home safely or travel with them to the local medical centre or local hospital. Thank yourself lucky you didn't wait ten years to find out what a despicable person they were. I honestly can't believe there are people like this walking the streets.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Masculine55' Hi all, I had a female guest accompany me home after we'd met somewhere civilised to see if the chemistry was real-world. It seemed to be, and we repaired to my place. There was no real awkwardness as we acquainted ourselves more intimately, although my female companion did seem to switch on and off. Around an hour into our coupling she said, 'look...I'm sorry, but this isn't working for me...sex is a mental thing for me and i have to talk constantly or I cant really get into it...you don't talk much and I've been deliberately quiet but it's just not working for me". Now, a number of ripostes come to mind but what I said is "oh...that would be a sure fire way to make my cock go soft"...and we had a laugh about that...showered, dressed, I walked her to her car and we parted amicably. sad this happened but it does sometimes. I've stopped a few encounters part way through. In some of those cases, I didn't blame the guy, it just wasn't happening, and no matter how I tried to get into it, there's a point where I just had to halt proceedings. One guy had only just arrived, looked amazing, great body, no issues at all with appearance, and he was fine with me, but I just didn't feel it, there was no chemistry. I felt like it was copied from porn but as if I was watching the clip, not starring in it, if that makes sense. It's like I was watching it play out instead of being in it. So that's just the chemistry thing I suppose and unfortunately, it's not always there. Not his fault, he did nothing wrong, and not mine. Same would have been the case with you and this woman. Very disappointing for both people, given the anticipation leading up to it. But as we say, onward and upward, search resumes

  • Up4fun10

    Up4fun10

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Summersolstice' Met this guy here, who claimed he was looking for an FWB, not a relationship. In the middle of the date, while discussing some things we had tried out with other lovers, he uttered the infamous line: "When you're my girlfriend I don't want you seeing other men". Whoa, three red flags in one go! That was the end of that.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'skatters' I have definately had my fair share of doozies on here. Im back on here again after being on here many years ago. I definately wasn't quite as careful back then... My all time favourite was a guy who came over from outa state. We chatted for quite some time so I really thought I knew him. He sent plenty photos.... Let's just say he really knew the right angle to take these pics. So with going to pick him up from the airport I see this guy who would be pushing 5'4... Which isn't the worst thing we can't help our height (I am tiny after all). But then there was the missing teeth, very weird feeling about him.... I wanted to turn around and run before he saw me but I couldn't do that to someone.... I decided to be nice and just tell him j wasn't interested in that way n just hang out as mates for the week..... Bad move. I crashed out, woke up with him down my pants. To then have him asking to marry me.... He then found my work and stalked me wheeling around his suit cause ( in which he did walk over 3 hours with his suitcase to find my work). I then get asked to give him head ( oh but he thought he should tell me his spunk is a bit funny with red and black) time to get the fuxk out of there.... Needless to say I am a whole lot more careful these days lol Many other stories but he would have to be up there lol - Posted from rhpmobile God, I'm horrified with some of these stories. How horrible for you How long were you stuck with him?

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'TheGentleTouch69' I was recently interstate and thought that I would attempt to meet up with a couple. I was lucky enough to find one reasonably close so i messaged them and they were keen. I guess the alarm bells should have started ringing when they were messaging me all day saying 'are you sure that you are coming?' and "don't stuff us around' so I messaged them when I was on my way and they instructed me to pick up alcohol on the way, alarm bell number 2. So I turned up and the male was suitable dressed in stubbies and a singlet and the wife was not much better, he was so drunk that he could not walk and I was also finding it hard to have a conversation due to him having to go outside every 3 minutes for a smoke. So I had one beer said 'thanks, but no thanks' and left, the look on both of their faces was priceless, like I had just accused them of the worst thing ever, but I was out that door as quickly as I could. Luckily for me this is the only bad experience that I have had so far. Good decision on your part and I'd bet money on you having no regrets. Bet you were very happy with that decision after you'd walked away. That's poor form. Sometimes I get put off by the friends people have on their profile. Some of them look like they've had a hard life and STILL living to excess if you get what I mean. Some look like they've been dragged out of a gutter somewhere, and the person with the main profile probably has no clue some of their friends are putting other people off. I worry about where they've been, STI's, a judgement? Maybe, but I figure that's my choice and gross doesn't equal fun for me

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'bare037' Oh, Summer ... how horrible for the both of you, but hey - what a prick to not hang around and make sure you're okay! My 'worst' date so far was a nice dinner where there just seemed to be no chemistry. She was attractive, but had no spark of life and seemed to find it difficult to make any conversation. I must have been a let down. wouldn't have been you. Some people, men and women, just don't seem to have any personality and it's hard to kind of get into them or get your mojo going without that. I find that can start to show through messaging or lack thereof, early signs can sometimes be there but how do we really know until we meet them? I've found the best body/looks in the world still doesn't do it for me if there's nothing else there. Won't go into it but had a kind of similar thing recently, can't share, but it was empty and boring, even though there was nothing technically wrong. A machine like experience, not for me. Lucky for you it ended there

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'ausmtv' I had only been a member here a few weeks, messaged a couple, was talking to the female half online and was invited up to their house. Then having never met anyone before off here or done anything like it, got scared about my own safety going to a couple's house alone, so messaged them letting them know that a 'friend' would know where we are. Got a very direct message back on how I'd offended them implying that they were axe murderers. I felt terrible, and apologised for it, and the damage was done. Hindsight is such a wonderful thing... Hi, sorry I didn't reply before. This is poor form on their part. Everyone needs to take care with safety and has their own way of going about that. But how wrong to say that to you, particularly if you were new to this. You didn't need to apologise, you had nothing to apologise for. They should have been apologising to you

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'PepperRose' A memorable one was early in use of adult websites. Having a beer and he asked what activities I was interested in. I said swinging (among other things) He gagged and told me that swinging was revolting. We didnt finish our beers. I realised that openness about sex, isn't necessarily an indication of being open minded the swinging world or lifestyle, hate that word for this, but anyway, is so far removed from a muggle's life. I've been there and I can completely understand how it feels for them. Thing is, when you cross over to the 'dark' side lol you could never imagine going back there again and almost feel sorry for anyone who doesn't enjoy the sexual freedom this life offers. As time goes on, with social media, more and more young people are getting into it, so times are changing. But we are still aliens to so many. Do we care? Don't know about you but I don't

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'cumplaytime' a couple from the site for a drink. He made way to many racist comments, we made an excuse to leave as soon as possible. Shaz I misread this the first time I read it. I thought you were saying you made the racist comments lol My bad, sorry. So the male of the other couple was making the racist comments? I can understand why you walked, I would have too, good decision

  • skatters

    skatters

    10 years ago

    Unfortunately it was one very long week.... I paid for him to have a hotel... I tried very hard to be polite lol. But I happened to work a hell of a lot of hours that week lol I have since learnt not to go outta state with expectations. I will get my own room and then decide if keen to stay in same room lol. - Posted from rhpmobile

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    10 years ago

    1. Lucky this one i met in public - involved in russian bride import and felt like the mafia. That was actually scary.2. One labia 3 inches longer than the other. Too nice to say "please - get some surgery"3. Almost fell in love - then she stole $20 out of my wallet while i was in the shower

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'Stirry' I met this 40 odd year old chick at the rocks once....she turned up looking awesome. About halfway through the date though she started squirming and ran off to the dunnies....she comes back, wiping her mouth on her sleeve, I thought she may have been pregnant or something, she reckons it was a dodgy chicken vindaloo she had for lunch...I accepted it but my god her mascara was running down her face and it made her look like Brandon Lee from the movie "the crow." I asked if she was ok and even though she said was fine, she was soon enough straight back to the dunny again...this time, she comes out wearing half her dinner, still looking like Brandon....but the smell....OMG I think she'd shat her pants too, that was enough for me, I had to leave as I was going to throw up myself!! Well, that and she lied when she said she was fine....I never did contact her....I do think of her at times, and it makes for awesome stories to the boys over poker lol....the poor bitch lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile Hey, that wasn't Summer was it ? Your stories sound suspiciously similar hahaha God I'm so blonde, missed 'The Rocks' reference. You're naughty, and I'm just getting blonder by the day

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    The man was a fool and far from a gentleman. His loss.Quoting 'Summersolstice' I had a date once that ended so badly I wonder if he still tells his friends about it. I met a guy in The Rocks for late afternoon drinks. He was my type and we got on really well, until I started to feel queasy.Before I had time to remember the dodgy chicken I had for lunch, I was throwing my guts up up in the bathroom. When I came back he asked "Are you ok?", but the word "Sure!" barely left my lips, and I was back with my face in the toilet.When I returned the second time, all he said was "I have to go" and he left me standing there, looking the picture of elegance I'm sure. It took at least another hour before I was well enough to go home. Strangely enough I never heard from him again...

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    With the permission from Summer, I concocted a story of the opposite side of the fence, and yes it was purely fictional and I think most people that read it would've seen it as "stirry's at it again" lol What can I say? I just like to make people laugh, and am hoping it hit the mark. :) Sorry if it confused you ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    See I would have believed that, and God forbid I repeated it to someone else. I am sure Summer would never let me forget how silly I was to believe what someone says on this forum. :)) 🤔

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'CandyDelicious' Happyfornow I am sure you were saying that to be funny, am not so sure about that.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    the surgery comment was not cool. My last comment was not in relation to responses about that. Making fun of a woman's body, in this case, she was born like that, not her fault, and the suggestion of surgery, is not something I endorse. Just to be clear on that

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    So you're not pregnant? 🤔

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    haha woah... thanks everyone for scaring me out of ever meeting up with someone from this site. Especially the recount of a date where the victim who's drink was spiked woke up with blood on his thighs. No thanks. :/ Keep them coming though. It is great entertainment...

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'CandyDelicious' So you're not pregnant? 🤔 and so the gossip starts

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'skatters' Unfortunately it was one very long week.... I paid for him to have a hotel... I tried very hard to be polite lol. But I happened to work a hell of a lot of hours that week lol I have since learnt not to go outta state with expectations. I will get my own room and then decide if keen to stay in same room lol. - Posted from rhpmobile Good thing, at least you weren't stuck with him in your home. Finding your workplace is a bit disturbing though and that last bit about the colour of his spunk yew actually to be fair, after a prostate biopsy or whatever they call it, the come is 'bloody' for quite a while I believe, so maybe he'd had other health problems. All a bit strange though isn't it. Definitely highlights the potential for interstate hookups to go wrong and how it's not so easy to walk away. You did the right thing, must have cost you a bundle though

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Theres the guy I met while holidaying in melbourne who was all charm for about a week online and telling me he was into all types of things but obviously just wanted to do anal . Picked me up and took me to a house where he was working and continued to work between sex on installing a kitchen . Told me he was single was married and then when the actual owner of the house showed up in the morning freaked shuffled me out the back fence and left me to find my own way back to where i was staying in the middle of nowhere took me 3 hrs.. Then once I did get back realised I'd left my laptop wifi and other possesions in my hasty departure. Took me a week and the threat of showing back up at his work job and telling the owner of the house to finally get a response and have him return them. Then he actually expected more sex. Then he went online and bragged in chat rooms about fucking me up the arse and still was messaging me expecting more sex . The first guy I had ever met online. Then there was the guy who blew before we even started and admitted he was married and hadnt had sex for so long he was too excited. Also told me he was single. Also was on a time limit cause he had to go pick his kids up .He did apologize in the hope of a second chance um nooo. Second online encounter. Then there was the other single guy whos wife texted and called me and then had him call me and abuse me while she was present but then expected everything to be ok and continued his bullshit immediately after she left again and still expected me to meet him. The guy that chained me then invited freinds to join without my consent. The guy who left me with a broken jaw and rib. After this I became alot more wary of meeting people know most men just tell you what they think you want to hear to get laid most just want anal sex and are not into kink no matter how kinky your chat might have been and some dont know the difference between assault and domination. You live you learn.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Oh i forgot about the dude who had great dick pics online but had something seriously wrong going on it was not like pic but looked ill. I said i jad to go to loo and bolted.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    The dom that i met that was not a dom at all but a very shy very unexperienced man i had him return me to where he had picked me up without any thing happening sexually and left. Online he talked the talk he admitted he was copying other peoples words.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Jesus!! Thats fucked up.Hope you went to police. Thats rape if you didnt consent. And broken bones is assult, doesnt matter if its bdsm. That just doesnt happen. And youre still here? I would be gone from online. Youre stronger than I could be. More power to you.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'nattiet' Theres the guy I met while holidaying in melbourne who was all charm for about a week online and telling me he was into all types of things but obviously just wanted to do anal . Picked me up and took me to a house where he was working and continued to work between sex on installing a kitchen . Told me he was single was married and then when the actual owner of the house showed up in the morning freaked shuffled me out the back fence and left me to find my own way back to where i was staying in the middle of nowhere took me 3 hrs.. Then once I did get back realised I'd left my laptop wifi and other possesions in my hasty departure. Took me a week and the threat of showing back up at his work job and telling the owner of the house to finally get a response and have him return them. Then he actually expected more sex. Then he went online and bragged in chat rooms about fucking me up the arse and still was messaging me expecting more sex . The first guy I had ever met online. Then there was the guy who blew before we even started and admitted he was married and hadnt had sex for so long he was too excited. Also told me he was single. Also was on a time limit cause he had to go pick his kids up .He did apologize in the hope of a second chance um nooo. Second online encounter. Then there was the other single guy whos wife texted and called me and then had him call me and abuse me while she was present but then expected everything to be ok and continued his bullshit immediately after she left again and still expected me to meet him. The guy that chained me then invited freinds to join without my consent. The guy who left me with a broken jaw and rib. After this I became alot more wary of meeting people know most men just tell you what they think you want to hear to get laid most just want anal sex and are not into kink no matter how kinky your chat might have been and some dont know the difference between assault and domination. You live you learn. Nattiet, after all that, I can't imagine why you are still on these sites? What on earth sort of males are out there FFS! As for the guy who blew before you even started then admitted he was married despite earlier telling you he was single then still expected a second chance - well we've ALL been there. That scenario is SOOOO common. It's pathetic too. People need to clean up their acts - seriously!!

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    CHRIST! Please tell us you went to the police....

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    omg that is rape if it was without your consent, definitely a crime. Fucked up is right, and the broken bones, that goes beyond a bad hookup. You poor thing. So sorry those things happened to you and definitely should be reported. I once left a guy's house because I had a bad feeling about what was waiting for me in another room, instinct took over and I got the hell out, and looking back I know I was going to be on the receiving end of something that night, all the signs were there and I just knew. But he tipped me off with things he said and his behavior, some patterns started to form. But the signs aren't always there and a reminder for all of us to be careful. On that note, I'm getting really pissed off with guys not understanding what's it's like for women on here with regard to safety. I have a few things I ask them to do, my own verification if you like, nothing too personal, but invariably, they run for the hills. I guess there are those that know they'll trip up, fake pictures etc and those who think I'm being too demanding. Whatever, I don't care. We have no clue who these people are. Anyone can make a profile, 'borrow' pictures and say they're whatever gender or whatever else they choose, obviously way worse when you read some of these stories. I don't think I should be having to apologise to them or feel bad for asking. In my experience a high percentage of people lie in their profile. Men need to understand how potentially dangerous it is for women and respect that. Do whatever is required so we can trust them. Then everyone relaxes and you move past that. My advice to women is to always be vigilant and don't let them make you feel like you're being demanding. Safety first, then fun. nattiet, hopefully you've met nicer guys, you deserve it

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'nattiet' The dom that i met that was not a dom at all but a very shy very unexperienced man i had him return me to where he had picked me up without any thing happening sexually and left. Online he talked the talk he admitted he was copying other peoples words. God, makes you wonder about these people doesn't it? The can do whatever they like to reach hookup or a time of meeting, but then what? What a tosser

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    what's going on with the double posts?

  • nytewyng

    nytewyng

    10 years ago

    A while ago when I lived in Cairns and was experiencing more success on another site, I decided to dabble with a couple that lived about 1.5 hours south.So, let's put it in context. I was working 2 jobs - a 9-5 and then the second was night filling. By the end of the week I was always absolutely knackered.So we met first when they were in Cairns and hit it off (win). We agreed on the next Friday and parted ways (another win).Come Friday, I'm feeling a bit rough, but still up for it. So I leave work and get there but when I hop out of the car, my dick was numb! Actually numb from what, I don't know to this day, must've been sitting in the wrong position the entire drive!!Hopped in the shower at their place, and it started to come alive, feeling was returning!!But the kicker: Everything the wife did to me, she was asking permission from the husband for everything from kissing me, to the wristy to the blow job. Was sufficiently weird enough for a "couples virgin" like me that I got a massive soft-on and couldn't get any more signs of life from it. Was very embarrassed, apologised and made tracks outta there.Suffice to say, they didn't contact me again, but wouldn't have gone back.Oh well.....

  • nytewyng

    nytewyng

    10 years ago

    Why are there so many seriously stuffed up, low dogs out there that just have no respect for women. Blood's boiling, but love the support coming from all the peeps after your post.Don't know how you can do it, but more power to you - you must have an incredible strength.xx

  • nytewyng

    nytewyng

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' omg that is rape if it was without your consent, definitely a crime. Fucked up is right, and the broken bones, that goes beyond a bad hookup. You poor thing. So sorry those things happened to you and definitely should be reported. I once left a guy's house because I had a bad feeling about what was waiting for me in another room, instinct took over and I got the hell out, and looking back I know I was going to be on the receiving end of something that night, all the signs were there and I just knew. But he tipped me off with things he said and his behavior, some patterns started to form. But the signs aren't always there and a reminder for all of us to be careful. On that note, I'm getting really pissed off with guys not understanding what's it's like for women on here with regard to safety. I have a few things I ask them to do, my own verification if you like, nothing too personal, but invariably, they run for the hills. I guess there are those that know they'll trip up, fake pictures etc and those who think I'm being too demanding. Whatever, I don't care. We have no clue who these people are. Anyone can make a profile, 'borrow' pictures and say they're whatever gender or whatever else they choose, obviously way worse when you read some of these stories. I don't think I should be having to apologise to them or feel bad for asking. In my experience a high percentage of people lie in their profile. Men need to understand how potentially dangerous it is for women and respect that. Do whatever is required so we can trust them. Then everyone relaxes and you move past that. My advice to women is to always be vigilant and don't let them make you feel like you're being demanding. Safety first, then fun. nattiet, hopefully you've met nicer guys, you deserve it I recognise and appreciate that women are often preyed upon by an element of worthless oxygen thieves, so I will always chat/text until the woman gives me an indication she's comfortable with me before I ask her to meet. I make it clear that once she's comfortable and ready to move forward, to let me know - and then it will always be in a public open place. Whatever happens after, then it's all good.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'nytewyng' A while ago when I lived in Cairns and was experiencing more success on another site, I decided to dabble with a couple that lived about 1.5 hours south.So, let's put it in context. I was working 2 jobs - a 9-5 and then the second was night filling. By the end of the week I was always absolutely knackered.So we met first when they were in Cairns and hit it off (win). We agreed on the next Friday and parted ways (another win).Come Friday, I'm feeling a bit rough, but still up for it. So I leave work and get there but when I hop out of the car, my dick was numb! Actually numb from what, I don't know to this day, must've been sitting in the wrong position the entire drive!!Hopped in the shower at their place, and it started to come alive, feeling was returning!!But the kicker: Everything the wife did to me, she was asking permission from the husband for everything from kissing me, to the wristy to the blow job. Was sufficiently weird enough for a "couples virgin" like me that I got a massive soft-on and couldn't get any more signs of life from it. Was very embarrassed, apologised and made tracks outta there.Suffice to say, they didn't contact me again, but wouldn't have gone back.Oh well..... No wonder you got a soft on, talk about a mood killer

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Met what I thought was an okay woman on (another) dating site last year. We met up, had an impromptu lunch that stretched into the evening, decided we really liked each other so we would head back to mine. All going swimmingly, get home, she wants to watch her Masterchef final/special thingy on the TV. Oh, and she had really sore shoulders so would I mind giving her a massage? Some two hours later, massaging for a good portion of that time and needing one myself, show's over and she's ready now for some loving. I was completely and utterly bored, not to mention a little peeved, by that stage so I said ''look, I'm a bit knackered now so I'm just going to go to bed', and showed her to the door. She got all indignant and implied that I had been wasting her time. Ummm.... what?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'OkeyDoke45' Bloody cooking shows This is just one of the many reasons why I do not own a television set.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    She watched TV, you're kidding me? I don't even own a TV, think I would have shown her the door before you did, God she's lucky you gave her any time at all. I can't believe that. Personally, there are things I'd rather be doing 😛

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    The rape/assault stories are the worst of course, but I know one of my current partner's exes who was also trapped in a room and raped after being lured to someone's house under the pretext of a threesome. The female just walked out and left her man to it. :( I don't know how anyone can be so low. The worst experiences I've had have (thankfully) been tame in comparison. Mostly I've shown up and they've just had no conversation, no spark. I did meet a guy once (from another site) who seemed totally keen and I ended up giving him some oral attentions in his car after our 'date'. I thought we'd had so much fun he was definitely up for more, but after one 'thank you' text I got completely blanked afterwards and then blocked from messaging him again. Weird. Like, I would've left him alone, no problem, if he had only explained what I'd done wrong...no-one minds a bit of constructive criticism! The 'I can't wear a condom' has of course happened to me too. Pity when we had really hit it off at our first meeting and I couldn't believe my luck when he looked like Ben Affleck! I should've made it clear during our date that this was a deal breaker for me because he literally texted me about it five minutes before I was heading out the door to meet him. :( The worst experiences though, are thankfully, the ones I never got to meet in person. I had some very titillating conversations online with what I thought was a female and even though she seemed a bit twisted and kinky, I was willing to meet her and find out just how far she was willing to go or if she was all bluff. On the morning we were due to meet 'she' texted me and admitted she was, in reality, a guy. I guess I'm just lucky he owned up and I didn't show up at the rendezvous to be drugged and raped. I agree with some of the comments here about guys not understanding our need for safety before meeting up with someone. You have to be very strong and stand up to all sorts of coercion and bullying, from guys who think it's fine for you to just drop everything and rush over to their place for some nookie. I tell them, without a meeting (or two) first, that's just not going to happen. We might have a joke about people being axe murderers, but some people are not far from the mark, when you consider there have been quite a few girls who've gone on dates only to show up in several chunks in garbage bags after the event. Better to be safe than sorry.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Part 1. I had been chatting with someone from RHP for weeks and we were both eagerly looking forward to my R&R finally coming around. But mother nature had other plans. The bushfires blocked my passage. She rang me as I was about to catch the bus to the airport to give me the bad news. I didn't give up hope...there was still a 5-6 hour detour that I could take. As I flew to Perth, I started to question whether that was a wise thing to do, as I was very fatigued already and would probably arrive at about 3am, if I was lucky. Probably fortunately, the decision was made for me as I learnt when I arrived in Perth that the detour was now closed too. 😟😟😟 We had to wait another 5 weeks before I could try again. Part 2. After 2 months of waiting, I arrived at her house. All was good and we spent the evening shooting pool at a local pub. During the course of the night, she slipped her panties into my pocket. Back at her place, we made up for time lost and had awesome sex for hours. When we were done, I mentioned that I noted the tiniest bit a bloody on the condom and questioned whether she was due. She responded that she hasn't had a period for a long time, and shouldn't ever again due to surgery. The next day she was feeling discomfort and I told to go to a doctor. But she was the most stoic woman that you will ever meet and refused. Besides, we had a BBQ to go to. During the BBQ, she left as she was double booked at another function. When she finally returned, the pain was much worse...but she still insisted on soldiering on...without medication. I slept in the spare room to give her the best chance of sleeping. I had made plans to go snorkeling with a bloke from the party and she insisted that I go. Somewhat reluctantly, I agreed to give her space...she didn't want anyone doting over her. When I returned, the house was locked and dark, so I slept in the car on the street. She chastised me in the morning for not waking her to let me in. She went on to say that I should just leave her to deal with it in her own way. Seeing little alternative, I jumped on a plane to Bali. As soon as I returned, I contacted her for an update. She replied "All good. I'm fine". I retorted "Bullshit. Tell me the truth". She answered "Waiting for doctor. Going under the knife within the hour". Then radio silence... After days of anguish, we chatted again. She had a large cyst in her vagina, and I had ruptured it. Apparently she had a strong family history of this and the one that she had looked to be turning cancerous. Ironically, I most likely saved her life. It was pretty much the opposite to Summers tale. I wanted to care for her, but she was so staunchly self-reliant that I was only allowed to stay if I did not try to mother her in any way, shape or form. PS: That wasn't actually the horror story. Parts 3, 4 & 5 were far worse...and that had nothing to do with me. We remain friends...but what she told me happened next is unspeakable. I doubt that I will ever see her again.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting '0z_boy' Quoting 'OkeyDoke45' Bloody cooking shows This is just one of the many reasons why I do not own a television set. You don't? Neither do I hmm Dirty minds think alike

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Okay, so it's been a while since I've posted a 'pear shaped' encounter. I'm including 2 attempted blow 'n go incidents lol I laugh now but I didn't at the time......... 1. Okay so this guy was very young, but still no excuse in my mind. A long time back when I was new to the website so not recent. Anyway, young good looking French guy. Chatted a bit and arranged for me to go to his place, but meet first at a train station, all good, an upmarket area. No worries, off I head, showered and excited. Drive a fair distance, about 45 minutes, get there, text and he finds my car. Hops in and says we can't go to his place now, his roommate is home. Bullshit and a setup, I wouldn't fall for that now, but inexperience and all that. So we drove, found a spot to play in the car. Jumped in the back excited, as I do No attempt to touch me or kiss me, he leaned back in the seat, unzipped his jeans and pulled out his cock, put his hand behind my neck and pushed my face down onto his cock or in that direction. I stopped him before I got there, sat up. I said, you're joking, you haven't even kissed me? He tried to suggest he could do that, but the penny had dropped by now. I was furious. I said, look mate, at my age, I know how to find a cock, I WANT to find it. I'd driven all that way in traffic, expecting to go to his place for a proper session. He had no intention of that happening. Completely selfish act. So i let him have it. I got out and hopped back in the front, he was shocked, I said get in, we're going, and then he had to sit there in the car with me and listen to me lecturing him ALL THE WAY BACK to the train station I told him I wasn't a hooker, went right off, told him how selfish he was. By the time we got back, I was about to turn the corner at a set of lights to head into the train station and he opened the door and threw himself out of the car haha Moral of the story, don't mess with ITM 2. The next one was before that and before I joined this site, very new to this, a rookie. So, same again, I agree to meet this guy who was supposed to be single, yeah right, it was practically a drive by. So he was close in the next suburb, we met at a new housing development, found a house lol well first I have to say his cock was huge and beautiful, perfectly proportioned, and thick. One of the best I've seen. Unfortunately, the owner was a much bigger dick. He unzipped his pants, poked his cock out, pretty sure the button on his jeans was even still done up. I'm ashamed to admit that I just couldn't leave that beautiful cock unattended, so dropped to my knees and, well you know. Then after a while, he bent me over and was gonna fuck me, can't remember if he started or not, it was so long ago, but stopped pretty much straight away, said he had to go, jumped on his motorbike and took off He must have been married and told his wife he was ducking out for a litre of milk or something. I drove home and then let rip with text messages. I said 'wtf was that?' and 'What a waste, a dick like that attached to you'. It WAS such a waste. I also got the feeling that he would never change, he was either late 20's or early 30's and by that age, if that's the way he approaches sex, no hope he'd ever improve I'd say. I actually felt sorry for the guy. So rookie mistakes and very early in my online experience. Funny now, I laugh about them now, not at the time

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ...make me ashamed of my gender!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Seriously, you arent leaving it there are you? I want part 3 before my lunchbreak is over please. 😳

  • TheGentleTouch69

    TheGentleTouch69

    10 years ago

    I definitely don't regret walking away, I guess my intuition kicked in because after I had left I didn't even feel that bad about it. It probably should have been obvious by the photos on their profile, only a body shot of her and none of him, lesson learnt now, I always ask to see a private gallery or other photos to ensure they are who they say they are. I guess the frustrating thing for me is that it doesn't take much effort to dress nicely, smell nice and not be drunk, I don't know maybe my expectations are too high.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    you can't leave it there, can't leave us hanging. Think of it like a miniseries take a break and come back with part 3

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Rantallion' ...make me ashamed of my gender! Yes and the female species perfect We're NEVER a dud root, are we ladies? Well, maybe just the one who watched My Kitchen Rules or whatever it was lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I apologize for my last 'Horror story' post. I left a lot out, but it was still too heavy for this forum. To lift the mood, I am going share a message that I got this morning from my ex: "Happy 20th anniversary of the day we met! Thanks for a great 18 yrs together...💜" I acknowledge that it is not what the thread is about, but I didn't want to leave the thread on such a sombre note. There are happy ending too. 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Sorry Deep / Touch, I did write more, then deleted it before posting. Basically, her past came back to haunt her. If you think about Nattiets post and multiply it substantially, you may get the gist. We talk about some guys being pricks...but that guy was way over the top. There is no happy ending.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Yes, yes, yes.. to the comments on womans safety. I promote the use of a chat (can't mention the name) app that maintains anonymity. That way you can exchange real time text, to arrange a meet, and can get current pics. I caution against disclosing: Address. Phone number. Surname. Facebook. Etc. It is unnecessary and dangerous. That being said... I have also had dates whereby our first meet was when we left to go bush for a couple of days. But I gave her the surety of sending her a pic of my drivers licence and a photo of my 4WD and rego well before we left. I instructed her to pass the details on to a third party and keep that party updated as to her whereabouts and wellbeing. I was the one that got nervous when we ran out of phone reception and couldn't give an update. 😕 You really can't be too careful. Touch mentioned that some guys will run for the hills if probed for validation. Good... Good riddance. Honesty and transparency are a must in this arena to safe guard all parties involved.

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