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Lying 3 things about me Guess the lie
August 13 2017
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Have2befun
8 years ago
1. Built a motorbike out of bits and pieces by myself when 11 years old that actually worked 2. A police officer breath tested me, said I should be dead according to reading, then let me continue travelling 3. I raced dirt bikes professionally in my youth
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RHP User
8 years ago
1) I first saw The Rolling Stones in 1973 at the Kooyong Stadium and since then I have been to every concertwhenever their tours bring them back to Melbourne. 2) I was once given the opportunity to spend a year in Ireland that included free accommodation, during the summer I was able to fulfil something I have always wanted to do and that was to travel around in a horse drawn caravan. 3) Egypt - I was a little bit intoxicated and got a big dose of the giggles as a result I ended up sharing every nursery rhyme that came into my head much to the annoyance of one of the people in the room trying to write a letter.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Wow, thank you so much. What a nice thing to say. We're enjoying your presence here too 👍 Your lie> 1. I've travelled around the world by myself on one holiday. 2. An ex and I nearly got busted by a park ranger while having sex on top of Ayers Rock. 3. I've been in a Nascar at over 270km/h as a passenger at a track day. I'm going with number 1, because number 3 is way too funny, I'd like that to be true, and number 3, well if true, we have another crazy kid 😀
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RHP User
8 years ago
Sorry egr2please69 - I meant number 2 is way too funny
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RHP User
8 years ago
Thank you 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
God sorry Mr 3some, rereading, just saw you had said it was yourself posting. In my best Homer Simpson voice Doh!
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LeMerovingien
8 years ago
Tulips: 3. Only because I have no idea who that is. On a completely unrelated note, you wouldn't happen to feel like seeing a movie sometime? LittleGiant: 1. EGR: 2. 3some: 3.
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RHP User
8 years ago
strike one it not 2
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RHP User
8 years ago
So you don't have Alice Cooper's phone number 😞 I was just about to flirt with you, was planning to do some serious sucking 😛 up 😇 Dammit
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egr2please69
8 years ago
Wow LD, are you in the medical industry at all or just an extensive knowledge? I am, i work in patient transport here in Victoria. Touché to you 😊🤘 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' You are all wrong! I've never broken a bone in my life. I picked that as your lie
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RHP User
8 years ago
I thought number 1 was your lie, the black car. Do you mean number 2 was your lie? 😀 Hope tall is okay. Where are you Tall? Are you coming back to reveal yourself oops I mean your lie 😇
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RHP User
8 years ago
1. I got my first blowjob while watching Bold & The Beautiful 2. I had three women give me a blowjob at an orgy with roughly 60 men and about 7 women. 3. I once made my contract with a team stipulate blue (and only blue) M&M's be supplied after each game as one of the conditions to play. And I got them. Little: #1 - I've never seen you mention anything like that in any posts I can recall. 3some: #2 - if only for the technicality that if they played, then they play :p Tulip4u: #1 - Bond is too exciting to divert your eyes, and Mem Fox worked for Flinders Uni.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I saw what you did there 😎 detective I_touch, super sleuth 😯 Hi and welcome to my version of the bold and the beautiful, although I think I like yours better 😛 Your lie> 1. I got my first blowjob while watching Bold & The Beautiful 2. I had three women give me a blowjob at an orgy with roughly 60 men and about 7 women. 3. I once made my contract with a team stipulate blue (and only blue) M&M's be supplied after each game as one of the conditions to play. And I got them. I think your lie is number 3, simply because I want to retain the mental vision I have for the other two 😊
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RHP User
8 years ago
Hi 😀 Your lie> 1. Built a motorbike out of bits and pieces by myself when 11 years old that actually worked 2. A police officer breath tested me, said I should be dead according to reading, then let me continue travelling 3. I raced dirt bikes professionally in my youth I'm going with number 2 😎
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'll go to the movies with you 😎
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RHP User
8 years ago
movie? Don't worry, we won't see it anyway 😂 how would you feel about 2 of us, Tulips are you in? 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
1) I first saw The Rolling Stones in 1973 at the Kooyong Stadium and since then I have been to every concert whenever their tours bring them back to Melbourne. 2) I was once given the opportunity to spend a year in Ireland that included free accommodation, during the summer I was able to fulfil something I have always wanted to do and that was to travel around in a horse drawn caravan. 3) Egypt - I was a little bit intoxicated and got a big dose of the giggles as a result I ended up sharing every nursery rhyme that came into my head much to the annoyance of one of the people in the room trying to write a letter. Maybe number 2 is your lie although that could be fun with the right company 😉Number 3 is too funny. No way I'd sing my nursery rhymes in Egypt 😕 have you heard my nursery rhymes? Don't get me started. Oh okay, just one then.... Mary had a little pig She couldn't stop it gruntin' She took it for a walk down the lane and kicked it's f****n c**t in 😇
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RHP User
8 years ago
1. I once gave a guy his first blowjob while watching bold and the beautiful 😉 What's that? I did so, in my mind earlier tonight 😊 Okay ignore that one, here's more lies cough things you probably don't want to know about me 1. When I was 10, I won the under 11's and under 13's Countryweek tennis events in the same year, same week I mean. Threw the whole draw out because I was an unknown 2. I was expelled from boarding school in yr 11 for sneaking alcohol in, found by the nuns the next morning having slept through the siren lol 3. I once went to a school dance with Cameron Lewis, Chris Lewis's older brother, my sister's friend went with Clayton, the eldest brother. Cameron was a real hottie. I wasn't lol 😎
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RHP User
8 years ago
num 1 is my lie i have a silver car and tall will be back soon i touch2
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RHP User
8 years ago
Mr 3 #3 Little #1 S #1 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
1. We met through a friend of Mr U's, who I picked up in rhp chat. I never did get to shag her and now she's friend zoned. 2. We got a couples massage in bali and both got happy endings 3. Our first root was outdoors. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Thank you xx
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RHP User
8 years ago
Although I did start a post-grad in Education, I never finished it - one day perhaps. @LeMerovingien - Mem Fox is an Australian children's author. Her most famous book is 'Possum Magic'. An amazing lecturer and person, I learned so much from her. She was such an inspiration. P.S. I love going to the movies but the drive home is much better 😊 @SOTL - I wasn't much of a Bond fan back then (he was) but after Goldeneye, I was lol How I got away with it? I was 'sleeping' with my head on his lap. He put a jacket over me... 😈 Also did the same on a packed bus one night when we were traveling interstate. Those were the days lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' You are all wrong! I've never broken a bone in my life. Knew I should've gone with my first instinct! (it's like they say with multiple choice exams...always stick with your first instinct )
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'egr2please69' Wow LD, are you in the medical industry at all or just an extensive knowledge? I am, i work in patient transport here in Victoria. Touché to you 😊🤘 - Posted from rhpmobileI had to study cell biology for my first degree, and physiology for my second one. Plus I do a fair bit of my own reading and research. When I was reading about that stuff yesterday I actually learned that AB plasma is very sought after because it can be given to anyone regardless of their blood type, I didn't know that before. I've given blood a couple of times in the past but seems I'm also prone to anemia so decided it was best not to donate anymore. I could donate plasma though, so will definitely look into doing that.
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RHP User
8 years ago
SOTL - Yours are all true. I think you're lying telling us there is a lie amongst the 3 😜 But if I had to choose, I pick #1. I got my first blowjob while watching Bold & The Beautiful. You were watching Growing Pains 😂 Egr2please69 - #3. I've been in a Nascar at over 270km/h as a passenger at a track day. (Can you even go that fast without leaving your entrails behind? 😜) ZaniahRose - #3. Egypt - I was a little bit intoxicated and got a big dose of the giggles as a result I ended up sharing every nursery rhyme that came into my head much to the annoyance of one of the people in the room trying to write a letter. (Yours were tough) PKDK69 - #2. A police officer breath tested me, said I should be dead according to reading, then let me continue travelling (Is that legal? Seems too obvious 😛) @ITM - how much did you win? 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
8 years ago
I pick number 2 as your lie, it wasn't 3 women who gave you the BJ it was 3 men....😇 1. I once got picked up by a lifesaver who banged me in the SLSC rescue boat. 2. I used to make $1360/night moonlighting as a stripper. 3. I was crowned Rodeo Queen at the Quarter Park Rodeo.
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Have2befun
8 years ago
Wrong Was number 3. Apparently my old analog mobile phone must of been interferring with the breath testing device. I was clearly sobber, the officer asked if i had a mobile phone on me, to which i did sitting on my hip. Actually had it happen twice, was pretty funny the reactions on their faces. Scared me a little the first time as I was thinking whats up as the officer stood there with a odd look on her face for sometime.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I did lose my viginity in broad daylight on an oval at 14, we won the State Rugby Championship in high school with 2 rugby players and the rest AFL footy players who'd never played the game before in our lives but I only represented the State in Tball...I gave up baseball in my first year out of boredom.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'Hi and yes some crazy kids here 😉 Your lie> 1. I have three children to two different men - two boys and a little girl. All of them were born before I turned 23 and within the space of 4 years. 2. I won a modelling competition for Playboy and got to visit the mansion and do a photo shoot at Playboy Studios in LA. We didn't get to go inside the mansion though because Hef was asleep. 3. I almost drowned as a child at a water park - two big guys didn't wait for the green signal and landed on top of me at the bottom. I started to black out and my Mum had to rush into the water and pull me out from underneath them. I'm going with number 1, perhaps with the detail, age or number of kids? Number 2, oh wow if true lol never can tell around here 😁Guess my lie wasn't believable enough! I have zero kids - and don't want any. The Playboy photoshoot was a non-nude photoshoot though, just lingerie and bikini...And man I was pissed Hef couldn't even bother getting up to say hello to us - he doesn't even need to get dressed, he wears a friggen robe! SOTL #1 - I'd like to think you have better taste in television than that (and I'd REALLY like to think #2 is true) LOL!3somes - #2 I reckon? Hard pick!PKDK #2 - At least I hope so, otherwise THAT is scary. Miss Little xx
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RHP User
8 years ago
Omg the Playboy mansion 😀👍 lol re the robe 😂😂 No kids at all? Haha nice one
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RHP User
8 years ago
Round 3 (more RHP-related) 1. I've had sex on a picnic bench while people on the other side of the wall were having a BBQ. That was exhilarating! 2. I've had sex in the back row of a cinema. And no, it wasn't a Bond movie lol I forget what it was now but the performance we gave was pretty good 😎 3. I've had sex in the middle of a forest and almost got caught by a helicopter flying overhead just as we were both cumming 🚁 😊 Gee, I feel like a slut for having all that sex in public 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
I think 3 is your lie ,in the middle of a forest is a bloody long way to go for a root ,lol #1 If turned upside down i leak #2. Got lost in a hotel doing a nudey run #3. Had sex in the cube at eureka tower - Posted from rhpmobile
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egr2please69
8 years ago
Nice Luck Dragon, no wonder you knew so much about it. I used to give blood but i was playing so much sport it was effecting me, now i've slowed right up i should start giving again, thanks for the prod in the bum to pull my finger out and do it. I know its not whole blood but still giving plasma is fantastic so that is legendary if you can still do that, you go girlfriend 😊😇🤘 - Posted from rhpmobile
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egr2please69
8 years ago
Hi again Touch, thanks for having me here lol. To your latest lies i'm guessing #2 the alcohol at boarding school, no particular reason, just a hunch 🤣🤣 Glad you enjoyed the Ayers Rock tale, made me laugh thinking up that whopper lol As for cavorting at the back of the cinema i'd be happy to fly over to Perth and join you 'watch a movie' lmao. I need a good holiday and i can visit some friends over there at the same time, i love going to Perth. Well only if you would like me to come over and say hi lol xxxx - Posted from rhpmobile
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egr2please69
8 years ago
Hi Tulips, Your latest lies are all believable and funny at the same time so i'll hazard a guess its #1 at the park. As for mine, it was #2 at Ayres Rock that's the porky. The Nascar ride was so insanely fun, i've also done a rally car day as well which was so much fun too. If you want to get adventurous again let me know, i'll come over and play with you, always happy to go on a road trip to meet new people and make new friends xxxx - Posted from rhpmobile
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egr2please69
8 years ago
Hi Boobs or Bust, I'm guessing #3 is your lie. I've been to Eureka and there is no chance you had enough time to fill up 'in the cube'. In saying that, if it is true i am truly impressed you managed that lol. PS nice to see some Melbourne people in here lol 😄😄 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
SOTL - #3 (only because I'm sure I've heard that story before about some celebrity...I mean some other celebrity ;-) )ITM - #1UNIteD17 - #1On_Safari - #1tulips - #2boobs_or_bust - #3
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RHP User
8 years ago
1. An ex and I drove into some scrub near one of the beaches here for some adult fun one night. Drive the car straight into a large hole and got bogged. Ex had to walk a few kilometres out of the bush and down the road to a rest stop where some people were camping, they came back with him and towed us out. 2. When my mother was pregnant my parents were trying to decide on baby names. My mum is very much into gardening and one day she was at a nursery and saw a plant called 'insert my name here'. She liked the name so much that they decided that's what I would be called if I was a girl. 3. I once wagged school and wrote a sick note that I handed in the next day, forging my mum's signature by tracing over her signature I found on another document. Found out when I got home the next day that the school had called home because they thought the note looked suss, but they spoke to my dad who confirmed that he had signed the note (he didn't lie, he actually thought he had signed the note for me, no idea why he thought this).
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RHP User
8 years ago
Right, now I'll have a crack at yours 1. I once got picked up by a lifesaver who banged me in the SLSC rescue boat. 2. I used to make $1360/night moonlighting as a stripper. 3. I was crowned Rodeo Queen at the Quarter Park Rodeo. I'm going with number 1, purely because life guards, responsibility of the job etc 😀
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RHP User
8 years ago
#1 If turned upside down i leak #2. Got lost in a hotel doing a nudey run #3. Had sex in the cube at eureka tower Haha I'm thinking number 2 😎
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RHP User
8 years ago
1. I've had sex on a picnic bench while people on the other side of the wall were having a BBQ. That was exhilarating! 2. I've had sex in the back row of a cinema. And no, it wasn't a Bond movie lol I forget what it was now but the performance we gave was pretty good 😎 3. I've had sex in the middle of a forest and almost got caught by a helicopter flying overhead just as we were both cumming 🚁 😊 So much sex yes 😜 good girl, proud of you 👍 I'm going with number 1 😎
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RHP User
8 years ago
We won a million in a syndicate, waves to the others. Must be time for another reunion, though difficult with broken marriages lol hope the rest of you are still going strong 👍 It was an 8 million dollar jackpot draw, there were 8 winners. We had the whole 8 numbers, 6 + 2 sups 👍 early 90's, was a lot of money then, shared between 12 couples. Boy did we party, from memory for a few weeks straight, went from one house to the next, heady days, amazing sharing the euphoria with a group like that. Got on the news and everything 😀 Number 1 was my lie, or a part lie. I did get to the finals of both but because of that, and not being expected to progress in the under 13's, they had to rush my matches through, it was over 40, think I ended up with heat stroke and had to pull out of the under 13's. Lost the other in the semi, something like that, long time ago so very sketchy memories. I do remember being pissed having to pull out mid match though, I was very competive lol 😀
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RHP User
8 years ago
They didn't name you Tulips, did they? 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm seeing Alice later in the year I'll pass on your regards. 😃😜😇
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RHP User
8 years ago
1. An ex and I drove into some scrub near one of the beaches here for some adult fun one night. Drive the car straight into a large hole and got bogged. Ex had to walk a few kilometres out of the bush and down the road to a rest stop where some people were camping, they came back with him and towed us out. 2. When my mother was pregnant my parents were trying to decide on baby names. My mum is very much into gardening and one day she was at a nursery and saw a plant called 'insert my name here'. She liked the name so much that they decided that's what I would be called if I was a girl. 3. I once wagged school and wrote a sick note that I handed in the next day, forging my mum's signature by tracing over her signature I found on another document. Found out when I got home the next day that the school had called home because they thought the note looked suss, but they spoke to my dad who confirmed that he had signed the note (he didn't lie, he actually thought he had signed the note for me, no idea why he thought this). God, the way you've written these, they all sound believable. You're a very good liar 😉 wild guess but I'm going with number 3
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RHP User
8 years ago
My lie was #2, it was only 2 at once... LD: I see what you did there, that subtle negging ;) j/k ITM: was that bj to a virgin 19 year old? lol OnSafari: haha cheeky bugger, wrong reason but you picked it :) LittleGiant: hey hey, this was classic Bold days, when Ronn Moss was still on the show lol. Tulips4u: hahaha, ewww, the Seiver family... now if you'd said Family Ties, I'm sure I could construct a vision with Mallory in it :p (people not thinking the Bachelor fanatic might also have dabbled in daytime tv viewing as well?)
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RHP User
8 years ago
😂😂 thanks 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
Wouldn't be the first time I've blown a 19 yr old virgin 😇 but the bold and the beautiful lol I would have had to turn that off 😊
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LeMerovingien
8 years ago
Was #3, I got a maths major instead of chem. My lab isn't actually the most dangerous but everyone calls it that. And since I'm researching fusion power I claim it'll solve most of our greenhouse issues (if its ready anytime soon)
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RHP User
8 years ago
@b_o_b - It was a very small sparsely distributed forest in the Adelaide hills 😛 @SOTL - I meant the 'growing pains' between your legs 😏 @ITM2 - $1M? Lucky you. Ka-ching! 💰💸💵 - Posted from rhpmobile
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
Too many cameras and security even for a sneaky hj, Did get lost in a large Bali hotel with many hallways that looked the same ,ended up drunk and nude at the front desk asking for my room number ,,twice ,don't ask ,lol And a decent hiatus hernia will make you leak after a drink or yogurt if you get hung upside down ,again don't ask ,lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Thanks to you all. So much fun, great stuff. As sailbad said I think? Truth is stranger than fiction. More lies and sketchy memories from me 1. I once cracked my tailbone snow skiing, fell hard on it not once, but twice! Mistimed coming off the chairlift, hard ice underneath, crack, yep tailbone copped it, ouch 😟 Cracked on, pun intended, decided to go off on my own, do a bit of freestyle, which is my version of getting horribly lost, ended up finding some cabins lol no-one there but beyond them, eventually found a way back to the lodge. I was exhausted by this stage, got on one of those T bar lifts that drags you along on your skis. Started off okay but hit a bit of a dip I think, or someone else may have come off, but it flicked right up high, the T bar came out and I fell from quite a height, yep straight on to my tailbone again 😟 ouch. I struggled on to find my way back. What an idiot 😀 2. Another skiing mishap. My first time skiing, first time on a chairlift, with an experienced skiier, we had a little way to go until we skiied off, I was quizzing my experienced friend how to do it, he said you get off here, which I proceeded to do, trouble is he meant here as in the drop off point which was approaching. I took it literally and off I went, ended up in a ditch half buried in snow in scrubby bushes 😂😂 embarrassed would be an understatement 😊 3. First appearance on the snow, on the learners slope. Should be easy right, given it's for learners? Few questions, bit of quick advice re how to slow down. Now I should have asked more questions there and practised on the flat, but me being me, thought I'll be right, off I went. There was no mention of increasing speed or how hard it is for a learner to get the hang of nosing the skis in, or wedging, to slow right down. So I started to pick up speed, and then some, until I was pelting down the slope screaming because I could see the glass windows of the restaurant approaching. Right before I hit the building, I threw myself over, skis everywhere, few somersaults lol very ladylike 😊 unfortunately hit someone else in the skirmish, this poor chick ended up with serious bruising on one leg, lucky there were no broken bones. Oops 😊
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RHP User
8 years ago
ITM2 - #1 I would be in too much pain to walk with a sore coccyx 😛 LD - #2, only because I don't know your real name but Shakespeare did write, "a rose by any other name..." you know the rest 😉 On_safari - #2, although I could imagine you doing that 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
It's gone quiet here all of a sudden. Feels like I've said something wrong, being the last to post. I promise I won't talk about myself anymore, if that's the case lol Hellooooo...you can come out now 🙋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
lol I was thinking it was me 😂😂 yes it has gone quiet. Thank you for your posts, keep them coming, love them. My lie was number 3, again a part lie. I did hurtle down the learners slope, laugh out loud recalling it, and did have to throw myself over into somersaults 😊 to stop, I was heading for the building, but I didn't hit anyone, thank God. I must have narrowly missed a few on the way down. I had no idea you could build up so much speed 😎
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egr2please69
8 years ago
1. The first time i met one of my fwb from interstate we flew to a city half way for a dirty weekend together. 2. Most people i've interacted with on one bed during a group session was 3 ladies and 7 guys. 3. I got a quickie away with a nurse in the staff change rooms at a major hospital. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Hi 😀 1. The first time i met one of my fwb from interstate we flew to a city half way for a dirty weekend together. 2. Most people i've interacted with on one bed during a group session was 3 ladies and 7 guys. 3. I got a quickie away with a nurse in the staff change rooms at a major hospital. I'm picking number 1 as your lie. Pretty big gamble for a first meet, not one I'd be prepared to take, so I'll go with that one 😯
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egr2please69
8 years ago
Sorry ITM2, i was mad enough to do #1 but the qualifier was we had been chatting, sexting and talking for about 2 years before we finally crossed the finish line lol. The lie was #3 hehe - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
So no quickie with the nurse? Damn, I had the whole scene played out in my mind 😇 Well number 1, if I did that, we'd be in Alice Springs 😀
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egr2please69
8 years ago
Sounds like a plan lol 😂😂🤣🤣 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'll go again 1. I used to be almost agoraphic, would have happily been a hermit, hiding away by myself. The dictionary definition is> Fear of places and situations that might cause panic, helplessness or embarrassment. I wanted to shield myself from that. Then that all changed, like someone flipped a switch, I now seek out busy places and feel compelled to leave the house every day. Not the only thing that changed 😉 My son often highlights how I would have reacted to a situation, or what I would have done/said then, as opposed to now, knowing the profound difference 2. I have an addictive personality/trait. I get addicted to things easily. I would describe myself as passionate, so much so I need more of my 'fix' whatever that may be at the time, shell collecting at one point, collecting everything including men lol 3. I'm a board game geek, though some games I can't stand stand, word games like Boggle 😎
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RHP User
8 years ago
Typo there. Love repeating myself 😛
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
I think you would love the board game boggle 1) I've had 2 teeth smashed out by a rotty and am a Collingwood supporter 2)have a phobia of things being dead but scared they aren't really dead and will bite my arms off like in horror movies 3)have a fear of roller coasters ,and avoid them at all costs,even when in some of the worlds best theme parks in the USA - Posted from rhpmobile
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egr2please69
8 years ago
Nice questions people. ITM2 i'm guessing #2, no particular reason just a hunch. As for you BorB im going with #3, just guessing you love thrill rides lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
lol sorry, Collingwood supporter? Sorry, just need to stop laughing before I respond 😁 If true, you tell people? 😂😂
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RHP User
8 years ago
1) I've had 2 teeth smashed out by a rotty and am a Collingwood supporter 2)have a phobia of things being dead but scared they aren't really dead and will bite my arms off like in horror movies 3)have a fear of roller coasters ,and avoid them at all costs,even when in some of the worlds best theme parks in the USA I'm going with number 2 as your lie 👍
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RHP User
8 years ago
Just saw another typo. I meant agoraphobic of course for number 1 😊
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RHP User
8 years ago
Well no cigar for you, boobs_or_bust were correct. Number 3 was my lie. I love Boggle, along with Scattegories and scrabble, although I prefer a dirty version of scrabble 😊
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
i lied ,love me some rollercoaster action ,based a 6 week trip with the family to all the big theme parks across america years ago ,i am a collingwood supporter and did have to teeth knocked out by a damn rotty ,when i bent down to say hello it came up and said hello but goodbye to 2 teeth , written movie evil dead and some other movies from when i was a teenager ,have stuffed with me for ever and i hate dead things unless i poke them with something or something like that to check they are completely dead, true story found my neibough dead upside down in his garden against the fence ,after yelling in his ear ,no reaction , then poked him to make sure , then called 000 ,
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egr2please69
8 years ago
I guessed 1 out of 2 from you guys lol. Hmmmm more lies to test you. Some dirty lies this time. 1. During a session with an fb i made her squirt whilst having anal sex, first time time anyone had made her squirt by that method. 2. Over a 2 hour period of an organised orgy i somehow managed to get myself off 4 times, loaded each time lol. 3. Almost got busted big time getting my rocks off with my ex wife before we had kids in the bush just off a walking track by a group of hikers. There you go people, some fun ones lol 😄😄😄 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
No way, really? God, that's awful. I still haven't seen a dead person, well once when I was little but that's only a hazy memory now. Rollercoasters, I can't suffer motion sickness, spew fest even on the kiddie rides lol
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RHP User
8 years ago
and open casket at funeral which frightened the crap out of me. Might have been nice if someone had told me 😟
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boobsandbusted
8 years ago
Did that casket thing once also ,nope it's not cool as a kid never forget that incense smell either - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Hmm tough 1. During a session with an fb i made her squirt whilst having anal sex, first time time anyone had made her squirt by that method. 2. Over a 2 hour period of an organised orgy i somehow managed to get myself off 4 times, loaded each time lol. 3. Almost got busted big time getting my rocks off with my ex wife before we had kids in the bush just off a walking track by a group of hikers. I'm believing number 1, being a squirter, I well know if the arousal is full on, I have been known to squirt hard without any contact, down there at least. A treasured friend did that to me one memorable day 😄 Number 2 is impressive, not easy to achieve but again, I had another friend who could reload very quickly, god I miss him. So although 3 is also believable, going with that as your lie?
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RHP User
8 years ago
More sex, lies & videotapes 😉 Going with a toilet paper theme 😀 1. I'm a folder, not a scruncher 2. Hate thick good quality toilet paper, the static feel is like someone scratching their fingernails down a blackboard, prefer cheap more scratchy generic paper 3. Hang the roll feeding out from the back, not the front, if that makes sense 😎
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RHP User
8 years ago
Why did I choose toilet paper, I have no clue. Classy 😜
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egr2please69
8 years ago
Hey there ITM2, For a second I thought you had guessed correct and then I escaped lol. Sorry, #3 is true, the lie was #2, I could only manage 4 times in 3 hours lol. Was so much fun though that frankly the time factor wasn't an issue As for you I'm guessing #3 is the lie, I'm such an anal wanker with toilet paper it has to roll off the front as per the pattern hahahahahaha. Don't worry about the class though, none here to mention either
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RHP User
8 years ago
Well you did good, and what an amazing 3 hours, lucky you 😉 Sorry to say my lie was number 1. I'm a scruncher 😊 And I hate the roll feeding out from the front lol 😂😂
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egr2please69
8 years ago
I'm more of a folded scrunch lol. Did you get my message, i flipped you one to your profile? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
oops sorry, I haven't been on here much, when I am I head straight for the forum. Reply coming 😊
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On_Safari
8 years ago
ITM and LD Ye have little faith in me....No.3 was never crowned Quarter Park Rodeo Queen but I was indeed banged by a lifesaver in the SLSC Rubber Ducky 😏 he was ok but I've sucked on sweeter lifesavers 😂 Thank you for having a go though 😘 xx
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RHP User
8 years ago
That reminds me I haven't outed my last lie. The lie was the story about how I got my name. There is a plant with my name but that's not where my parents got it from, they knew someone at the time with that name and liked it so much they stole it haha.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Omg that has shocked me. Really? Wow, that's one game life saver. Great stuff, love it 👍
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RHP User
8 years ago
Can you tell me which beach he works at lol 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
Thanks. Nice twist 😀
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RHP User
8 years ago
Well I'll go again 1. I once partook in a seance in a broom cupboard at boarding school with a small group of girls. For those not initiated, it's pretty freaky. If any of those girls are reading this, first come say hi, love to get back in contact, but also forgive me if I recount this without full accuracy. It was such a long time ago. Anyway, how would you know, it might be my lie haha 😉 But this is how I remember it. There was a table in the room, one girl laying on the table, eyes closed perfectly still. Now I can't remember if there were 4 or 6 of us standing around her, but the lights were off, we shone torches up onto our faces. The girl at her head would start by saying 'she looks sick' and one by one around the table, we would say the same, each time someone laughed or broke the silence/focus, we'd start again, the concentration had to be there. Finally ending in 'she looks dead', echoed around the table, then we all placed 2 fingers only underneath her to raise her up. My recollection of the next bit is really freaky. I remember her almost levitating off the table, with our fingers just guiding her. Is this my mind playing tricks on me after all these years? Is it something I have created in my mind over the years? I swear to God lol how ironic is that, don't think God would have approved, but that is the way I remember it happening. Totally freaky. The only way to know for sure is to speak with one of the other girls. If you're on here and able to contact me, please do 2. Keeping with the boarding school theme, we would toast bread on an electric iron late at night lol 3. I once snuck out to meet a sailor who I had met at a prayer meeting, group of young sailors joined us. As I walked past a small group of them, one put his hat on me. I was shy at the time and played hard to get. He wrote to me, was smitten, eventually agreed to meet him one night 😇 Had it been now, I would have jumped his bones in tea break 😉 😎
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RHP User
8 years ago
Referencing number 2, if anyone says that was before electricity 😠
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On_Safari
8 years ago
Fck the lifesaver I thought my efforts were spectacular!! 😂 it was a looooong time ago I don't even remember his name....
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RHP User
8 years ago
my local lifesavers had better look out now, another thing I want to tick off my bucket list, sex in a rubber ducky 😛
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RHP User
8 years ago
#1 I'm a dominatrix by night #2 I was expelled twice from school #3 I've had a fivesome
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RHP User
8 years ago
Haha whatever the lie is, funny stuff, you sound suspiciously like me, naughty 😀 Okay I'll take a stab in the dark #1 I'm a dominatrix by night #2 I was expelled twice from school #3 I've had a fivesome Okay well going by your profile, I'd say number 3 is true hmm I'll pick 1 as your lie? 😎
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Haha whatever the lie is, funny stuff, you sound suspiciously like me, naughty 😀 Okay I'll take a stab in the dark #1 I'm a dominatrix by nig #2 I was expelled twice from school #3 I've had a fivesome Okay well going by your profile, I'd say number 3 is true hmm I'll pick 1 as your lie? 😎
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RHP User
8 years ago
I got one right, yay 😜
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RHP User
8 years ago
Just having a giggle at being expelled twice 😀 tell me it wasn't the same school? 😂😂
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Tall74nHard9
8 years ago
I actually did play competition tennis, many years ago, but only at club level. Wasn't for lack of wanting to go further, but couldn't afford to move up further. So this is my "lie". Well done to all who deduced. Tall
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RHP User
8 years ago
Thank you and great to see you back 👍
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RHP User
8 years ago
#1: I've been interviewed by the newspapers before. #2: I have been propsed to by four men. #3: I had a "wardrobe malfunction" at a public swimming pool before.
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RHP User
8 years ago
#2... proposed, not propsed! 😛
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