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Much ado about nothing
August 29 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
I can't remember which thread it was in... But apparently someone liked your "cockasorearse" so much that they kept it... I just got flirted by someone with that nick ;) lololol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Bratzilla'I can't remember which thread it was in... But apparently someone liked your "cockasorearse" so much that they kept it... I just got flirted by someone with that nick ;) lololol That is too funny
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RHP User
14 years ago
So what has been happening while I have been gone??? Same same but different?? xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Love the new pic Bratzilla, is that a tattoo I can see on your fair boob?xxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Love the new pic Bratzilla, is that a tattoo I can see on your fair boob?xxMeeks Why yes, yes it is my Phoenix, across my heart of ashes, rising in flames...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Bratzilla' Why yes, yes it is my Phoenix, across my heart of ashes, rising in flames... Fuck me, that's a little too profound for this time of day. My bad.I blame the alcohol still in my system... free tip... never agree to have a conversation with a friend on the premise that the only way they will tell you their deepest, darkest secrets is if you're both drunk... Quoting 'Meeka100' So what has been happening while I have been gone??? Same same but different?? xxMeeka Missed your pretty face Meeksy baby (by face I mean where I'm making *ahem* eye contact) lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
A lot of guys are intimidated when surrounded by beautiful women. Not me tho. Iknow they're to busy hatin on each other to worry bout lil ol me hehe.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear lazyweb, since i accidentally put my leave down as going a day early - I'm going to the beach for a bit of all over tan work, but which one? Cobblers/obelisk or somewhere else easy in Sydney? Any suggestions?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Don't be such a tease Syd. I am in the office with no way out :((( So are you going away on holiday?? Time for some play? Xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh Syd I am jealous now, how about you text me some photos of you sunnning yourself on the beach. You know the ones I mean. :-D That way I can amuse myself in the meeting I am about to go too. xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
twas a bit busy, and I'd feel like a right twat standing around posing for a phone camera on a crowded nude beach.. so... that was all I gots ta give ya :p
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RHP User
14 years ago
How bad has Krissy_G been while she has been away? xxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
This must be a record Mistress Minxy Meeks? KRISSY G How 0T can you Beeeeee? Shock us!
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RHP User
14 years ago
This must be a record Mistress Minxy Meeks? KRISSY G How 0T can you Beeeeee? Shock us!
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RHP User
14 years ago
never!!!!! LOL :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
After 18 mths on RHP I think I am unshockable now. I have always been an avid fan of the forums from the word go and let me tell you my mouth used to drop in shock regularly at first. Particularly Stalky's comments, but now I suppose I am just as bad..... in the comments department that is. Well, I think I may occasionally go overboard.xxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
I never seem up to date even being on here for nearly a year! BDSM has sooo many twists and turns it seems, I had to google 'sanguine' a colour? Then again with bdsm. Ummm true blood kinda thing? Part of a wolf pack!? I only had a quick look ova the list. Haha I think your post needs to be dumbed down for the peeps like me who have only just managed to commit to memory what the b, d, s and m stand for lol!! Plus I am shocked again, is mrs.p not peachy anymore ? So many new things... Twits, likes, fb's but not the sex kind oi
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RHP User
14 years ago
LOL, Booba. your shockedness is part of what makes you so damn adorable.Sanguine refers to blood. muahahahahaaaaaa (erm, just imagine that laugh with a Transylvanian accent)xx Sarah
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hey Booba, I don't profess to know everything but the things I hear these days don't seem to really shock me any more. I know if 18 mths ago someone told me, I don't know something totally random like, they were going to a cross dressers surprise gang bang party which was being organised by his girlfriend, I know I would have been completely shocked. Now, neh I didn't blink an eye lid, in fact I thought it sounded like fun and would have liked to have gone myself. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
the sound effects and *actions* of the forums are two of the main things that have me sitting here with glass of bubbles (2nite i am swanky, i have added chambord ohhh laaa laaa) giggling and having to do kegals at the same time, just incase! Which has my toddler going what is funny mama? oh look there is a burger, theres two burgers!! (yes honey, get back to yo gabba gabba, Tudie is sick and the doctor has come to visit...)!!. This socialising from my couch is priceless Look Mrs.P, i thought your whole persona = positively paciferously peachy paizogony palatine, didn't everyone else Thank you CNG for not making fun, coz I was too embaressed to ask if the cross was similar to JC's one ? (i use google too much as a backup, and it sometimes just confuses me more... but the Swed on True Blood, and the Aussie hawt wolf man, well they could convince me to pretty much try anything....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Is anyone else having trouble on this site lately? I cannot reply with quote and every time I do post a reply I get the message saying my reply is going through approval yadda yadda yadda in spite of me having instant posting. If I click off the topic and then back on it is posted. Often I get a message saying server error when I go to click on a topic and I cannot open it. This happens on several different servers so I know it is not server error at all. I have asked the site help person but they dont know what is going on either.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yes me too. I also can not use the reply templates in the email. I sent an email to support 4 days ago but haven't heard anything back yet.
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RHP User
14 years ago
there have been a few 'glitches'
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RHP User
14 years ago
It was starting to really bug me. Dont think we need that new link anyway. If it aint broke dont fix it and now it is broke!!! Why do we need to share all of this stuff on an adult site on facebook? My ten year old is on facebook. Does he need to see some of this stuff?
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RHP User
14 years ago
i get a big red cross saying post failed all the time, so i go back out and in to repost and it is there! and i think it is bollocks that the pages load faster with less posts per page, all the new stuff is hogging way more resources and i reckon it is slower, anyone else?
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RHP User
14 years ago
... I've noticed CM has gone quiet, I think he is playing Funny Fuckers with the threads!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I dont think that is quite CM's style. He is more than likely quite for personal reasons. To mess with a site like this is too teenage-ish and vindictive for CM.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I was kidding ;) when all goes wrong, find a man to blame, right? :P (again, kidding!) :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
I think he said he was heading OS in a post a couple of weeks ago.....typical man, never around when he is really needed
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RHP User
14 years ago
I can't use the "Reply with Quote" and I seem to have lost instant posting. I miss CM......
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RHP User
14 years ago
We can then blame CM. He is conspicuous by his absence and as he is male....all his fault. Guilty unless he can prove his innocense. Besides, how dare he think he can go OS for a holiday and let us all flounder around in cyberspace by ourselves? The nerve of the man. He should have at least taken his laptop with him. I bet he is watching, reading and just laughing.
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RHP User
14 years ago
cheeky bugger!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Stamps feet & acts like a brat... Really miss Mr Midnight...... :-( do you think he will come back soon?? xo
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RHP User
14 years ago
its been a bugger the last few weeks, wouldn't login at all - just sat there churning away telling me it was... lies, all lies I tells ya.Now, to catch up on the latest RHP forum dramas...
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RHP User
14 years ago
His old posts only have the name, he's looks like he's GAWN!! Since Stalky's b'day i can't say i've seen anything from him either... All the men seem to be marching off, one by one...? Is it something we said
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RHP User
14 years ago
We are only aware of now coz that's all there is. The future has not happened yet and the past is gone but correspondingly they stem from now. Lotto numbers and love and happiness if I'm going to order up. Not in that order but in the order predestined in the present into the past making tomorrow seem like yesterday. 1.21jiggawatts and a flux capacitor may help
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RHP User
14 years ago
Stalky is busy on working on project I think ... I am sure he will be back soon. Not sure about CM though? Strange he would disappear without a word??? DGT might be able to answer that when she gets back ..... xx Meeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
Parts of this topic are now missing. I dont want to bail like many others
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RHP User
14 years ago
no more 'like' buttons.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Skydrive?Which one is that one?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Krissy is into all the stuff that is so cool 4 skool, the rest of us want to be part of it even thou we have no idea what 'it' is? lol go Krissy! P.s. i thought it said skydive first, but skydrive actually makes even less sense?!
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RHP User
14 years ago
So I will stick around for a bit longer. Do tell Krissy. What is Skydrive?
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RHP User
14 years ago
so could you/did you grant others access to the pics? if not, i don't get it? is this part of cloud computing? store stuff on a server via a cloud and fuck knows which country they are being stored in? That could get you into trouble if it was a prudish country? Mrs.P said something cool, "we are so connected to everyone now, that we are getting tangled in our own thread!" with the facebook debarkle oi! TOO MANY RULES ANARCHY!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
You know how you used to be able to view the forum topics you contributed too my viewing your profile. Well that doesn't show up any more. Doesn't anyone know how to do view this?? ThanksMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
If I go to your profile I can still see where you have recently contributed... so not sure?!?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Wishing, right now, that it wasn't so hard to find interesting people that are interested!!!?!? Annoying :/
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RHP User
14 years ago
What Meeks said: Question You know how you used to be able to view the forum topics you contributed too my viewing your profile. Well that doesn't show up any more. Doesn't anyone know how to do view this?? ThanksMeeks Hi Meeks - My profile activity still shows on the "interactions" panel but just tried to "Reply with Quote" and got an error message - so I had to cut 'n' paste your posting. It's blooming confusing in 'ere at the moment - especially as I usually have Monday mind malfunctions anyway!! KK x
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RHP User
14 years ago
I am with you on that one Sirladybits. At the moment for me it seems all the interesting ones are married or attached but no singles :((( I am in serious need of sone fun but I am sure if is just around the corner. xx Meeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mail Order! (or should that be male??)
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RHP User
14 years ago
I log in this morning and 7 photos that i have had up for like 6 months or more have now all been rejected!!! MORE RULES...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Meeks...I keep finding myself liking the ones I can't have. Grr.RC...Well, I placed the order, where's my mail? :PBooba...:(
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RHP User
14 years ago
You mean I can actually put my order in? l YES!!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
...is kinda expensive to Perth!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Not... my problem! :P or are you saying you don't think the product warrants the expense?!? ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
The forums appear to be dying a slow and painful death
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RHP User
14 years ago
People come and go SirLadyBits I am sure things will pick up again soon. Don't be sad. Xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
quite a few regulars have pulled the pin lately, what with certain things going on..
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RHP User
14 years ago
Instant posting back! :-D
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RHP User
14 years ago
What mine site are you based at? i"m currently on Barrow Island
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RHP User
14 years ago
Look at what some fuckwit couple in Queensland just wrote to me then blocked me so I couldn't suitably reply. WTF? I have no idea who these people are. So why do people bother writing these things to strangers?? I don't get it. :(( hun this site is for grown ups we had to laugh reading your so called profile ..pleassse if you want to site and hide behind silly kids forum crap and just live your life dreaming ..then please get off this site and get on a kids pen pal site so sad ...sorry but someone has to tell you ..what the ...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ignore 'em, report 'em and block them back. Some immature people get their jollies from trying to hurt others. I got sick of being mucked around by "experts" and now I don't let them bother me because that's what they want.Don't let the turkeys get you down!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yes that is a cut and paste and that is the exact message that I received. I suppose I was a little shocked as I almost never get abusive emails and I haven't even had dealings with these people at all. So weird. And yes you are right I won't let them upset me as I couldn't careless about them. Just some jealous losers I guess. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
I don't get it either Meeks. Seems to me that they are the ones who are acting childish here..As strangers (and obviously non readers of the forums) they make an uninformed judgement based on one line in your profile.They then proceed to send you a message telling you that how you wish to experience rhp is wrong.(of course the only way to experience rhp is how this couple say you should) Finally, rather than allow you to respond and they be shown to be wrong, they block YOU! .It's a shame that these type of people are so frustratingly close-minded, they might actually be nice people if they were willing to acknowledge that other's viewpoints can be equally as valid as theirs..I suppose shouting NEXT! wouldn't even be appropriate for that kind of contact.Perhaps just a big ol' PFFFT! .CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
Couples from Queensland..........Do you mean us?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Can you describe you last orgasm?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just Enough.. no I don't mean you. A couple from Queensland who I have never exchanged any messages with & don't know from a bar of soap sent me the rude message above. That I should leave RHP and find a kids pen pal site if I like the stupid forum so much :((( It wasn't very nice. I realize now it's because that is my opening line on my profile. Why did they bother??
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RHP User
14 years ago
My last orgasm .... Was self administered. What are you saying JE? xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
I used to get hurt by others idiotic comments until I realised that I didn't need their approval and I am fine just the way I am. If I let them get to me then I am validating the opinions of cretins. That's not to say I ignore constructive criticism from those I love and respect, I actually welcome it.I think they are the ones that need the kiddie site Meeka. Glad to see you keeping your chin up.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Meeka said My last orgasm .... Was self administered. What are you saying JE? Just seemed a better thing to think about .....rather than rotton messages.
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RHP User
14 years ago
And that's what it's all about Right?Meeks, don't let the twats detract tfrom the fact that *we* think that the sun shines outta that pretty, perky arse
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RHP User
14 years ago
Someone mention orgasms ? slurp....licks her lips
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RHP User
14 years ago
Where have you been DGT?? Shacking yourself rotten I bet. xxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ladywench what is with all the name changes... it gets confusing for most people. Lucky I recognise those tits anywhere!By the way I really love that photo of you standing in the book shop... you're GORJAS!!! Slurp. You look so sweetly innocent... xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
But yeah...pretty much
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RHP User
14 years ago
DGT, I am just jealous! LOL.So where is your good mate Chasingmidnight?? He ran off!
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RHP User
14 years ago
BTW, thanks Rusty, JE and Ladyyourbitsareawesome for your kind works - I will not let the nasties get me down.xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
I havent been on since the end of sept???? Did he go away somewhere, or totally gone from here? Must go have a looky and see what's been happening. . I also agree with the others on the QLD couple, whoever they may be.....fuck em lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
and what's with the dang spa ad popping up on the right and scaring the shit out of me every 5 minutes go away creepy pop up !!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
you made me blush!I bore easily with some things and as I chose not to use my "main" net handle here, it seems to be taking me a while to settle into a name I like. You're smart kids, you can figure out it's me :PDGT, nice to see you (and your assets) are back (by assets I mean intelligence and humour, of course :P )Nice to see someone acknowledges that I am sweet and innocent lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Gives her humour a little wiggle for Ladywench reminds me of that youtube song 'shaky shaky bum bum' pmsl and Queen of Vagina, va va va vagina you just gotta watch it, it's atrocious
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RHP User
14 years ago
How cute.....my whole front page is filled up with little pics of Meeks'a ass Just sharin' the lurrrve hey girl?
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RHP User
14 years ago
OMG DGT who told you! Sharing the lurve yes indeedy. :P xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
BTW Chasingmidnight left without a word to anyone, closed his account, goneski.... was worried about security cause someone obviously would want to hack in here and stalk his ass. Is it just me... but why would anyone bother. What do we have any politicians on here?? lol xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mr Midnight gone? Damm, what are we going to do with our frozen bananas and the keg of home brew we were saving for his QLD visit???? And the strap on is now wasted....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MissSarahCurious'would you have sex with you? If yes, does it count as masturbation?lol. Rather than Masturbation, wouldn't it be incest-uation?
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RHP User
14 years ago
there certainly are some feckless lil turds on here......how rude!!! Hope you gave him an earful xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
I used to be 19.....does that count?
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RHP User
14 years ago
And the perfect age, to boot! To think I used to live in Perth!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MissSarahCurious' would you have sex with you?If yes, does it count as masturbation? I have actually invested vast sums in a biotech company focused on cloning in pursuit of this goal. After creating a female version of me for myself I plan on creating an Army of Me for the world.If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Thanks to cloning, this can now include mutual oral and world domination.Fear not, me, myself and I and I and I and I and I etc will be ruthless but fair rulers. Just and Righteous, with just a hint of insanity thrown into the mix to keep things progressive AND entertaining.Will The Rapture be mastubatory? Indeed it will, but then there are very few things human beings do in life that don't involve stroking themselves in one form or another. I figure if I'm going to Hell for it then I may as well create Heaven on earth first. You're all invited. Attendance is compulsory. End Transmission.TTFN!,JPS You might want to wear a hat, it's about to start raining Supermen >;-p
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hey Narcissist go fuck yourself. Hahahahaha sorry couldn't help myself there. :-D
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RHP User
14 years ago
Cos that is what I'm going to work as :P BWAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaaaa!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Went snorkelling in open water for the first time in Vila. WOW! I now want to go to all the best snorkelling sites in the world. Any one else done it and did the reef move for you too?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yep I have snorkeled off the coast of a few places. Thailand, Fiji , Jamacia and the Red Sea and different areas around the Barrier Reef. Definitely awesome. I have heard that there are some great dive sites off the coast of Western Australia too. You should get your scuba diving license. I think you would love that too !!! xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just when you think they've gotten rid of it.....*WHAM*Up it pops in the bottom right hand corner. .Dear RHP,I'm not interested in the F%&*#@G SPA!What's with having it up for a week, taking it down for two, back up for another week? .CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
Little shit scares me everytime.......I even do the lil "whaaa" in fright, shoo, go away creepy pop up
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RHP User
14 years ago
just encountered this ridiculous tagging, who on earth makes tagging mandatory, and limits what the tags can be - its like making us do a fucking guessing gameDon't tell me I must input or select a tag, tell me to select one if it can only be from a specific word list. (since I can't select anything relevant, this post is apparantly now about rimming)grrr
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RHP User
14 years ago
isn't it just a pain in the ass.....(not a good pain either)
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RHP User
14 years ago
woo, you were right D_G_why not even do it the normal way tagging works, with tags being split at each comma
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RHP User
14 years ago
why does it take me to the 'fun in melbourne' thread, in the melbourne forum, when I post a comment in this thread?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Subliminal messages......RHP knows you really want to go to have fun in Melb haha It's taken me there twice too, but hey...it makes a nice change from the ERROR PAGE
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