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No Way I Am Not Doing That
March 17 2015
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
I don't need to research something that has no interest to me, that makes me want to vomit and I also couldn't be friends with someone who likes to kill or hurt animals.... So where do you draw the line when choosing friends or is there no line..... Just questions and opinions that clearly have something to do with my core beliefs......
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RHP User
11 years ago
I have heard of choking the chicken and shaking the snake....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Is this the wrong time to mention that a bloke emailed me asking if I had ever had sex with a German Shepard, and do I want to? It's okay, I gave him a email ear full. We did not establish a friendship. :p
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RHP User
11 years ago
There was a man on Oasis that alluded to that on his profile, xxFreya
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
It has been a while, but you know I bring beers honey, you supply the chair and popcorn.....💋
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RHP User
11 years ago
I was chatting to another forum female member and she had also received similar messages from other men. I am sure we are not the only ones.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Theres always the swing in your basement...... gawd...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Doesn't beat that story though. Please don't let me interrupt ^_^
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Is turning into animal farm....... lol.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Is this the wrong time to mention that a bloke emailed me asking if I had ever had sex with a German Shepard, and do I want to? It's okay, I gave him a email ear full. We did not establish a friendship. :p I'm just imagining poor, confused Bavarian sheep farmer who can't figure out why women are always knocking him back in disgust
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RHP User
11 years ago
to go fuck myself..... Does that count??? 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
You're the one that formed a friendship with a man who displays behaviour that is (quote) "against my core values and morals and against the law as well" and you wonder why people question your judgment. On topic: I was asked to come to a guy's hotel room wearing a blindfold. No way.
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RHP User
11 years ago
And did you?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just thought of another one that happens regularly. I get sent the flirt "I have some free time. Please contact me if you would like to meet." I personally think it's the worst flirt to send as to me it says "You put the effort in and I may just pencil you in my busy schedule." Nope.
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Is this the wrong time to mention that a bloke emailed me asking if I had ever had sex with a German Shepard, and do I want to? It's okay, I gave him a email ear full. We did not establish a friendship. :p Maybe he meant German Shepherd, as a German sheepherder. Now those German mountain men can be very ruggedly handsome and hands-on with their flock.
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'LadyTuscan3' I thought all corpses were Dead? but then again some people think I am one when I lay there like a star fish ohh I get it they are a zombie? There was this one time when I was sleeping and got woken up when I felt some sticky stuff land on my face.... Oh wait, I read that somewhere...
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Indulged this man, one time, on this fetish and it just didn't do anything for me. That damn elephant won't lay still. :-(
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
While back. He said he travels to here reguarly from interstate on business. I'm thinking nice room , could be good. Asked him what hotel he stays in? Answer was no hotel, was gonna do you in the sleeper of my truck. Apparently it was very classy. 5 stars. Had a fridge for stubbies of VB. Not doing that! And it wasnt Sirstir in case you were wondering....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Anything that involves inflicted physical pain on someone I am close too is a struggle and would be a no. Pretty open minded with everything else tho and prepared to try most things once or maybe twice just to be sure. Goes without saying Rats are out though and anything else illegal.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Drink VB ? Forget it, No Way Get Fucked Fuck Off !
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Yes agreed. VB was the dealbreaker..... Somehow he got the impression i was easy.....
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RHP User
11 years ago
And cheap !
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RHP User
11 years ago
clearly he didn't drive a truck with a bunk like mine 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
A couple of years ago I was contacted by a truck drivers wife..it was his birthday and she wanted to surprise him with me..he would drive to my house and whisk me off in his truck to ravish me ...I declined her/his very kind offer ...besides I have poor vehicle recognition...might get in the wrong truck 😝xx Freya
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Have visuals of mirrors and laser light show. And a fridge stocked with Little Creatures beer..... Pick me up at the Kalkallo truck stop....
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RHP User
11 years ago
Loving the visual you've painted of the interior of Sir Stir's truck... I'm thinking that's a party I'd like to crash :) Much love, Elle xx
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Apparently its a Tardis. Ala dr who. Slide in there and its a mobile party hall Thats holds a bevy of players. Word around the truck stops is that his truck can stay stationery for days
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
I'm with 50z and Annie, a now have a few deal breakers, must have an open mind, definitely no VB, or anyone with a Crush Fetish...💋
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RHP User
11 years ago
It maybe stationary but it's definitely going to be rocking on its axles... as in "if the truck's rockin' don't come knockin'" Your deal breakers seem pretty sensible to me Lovinit... particularly the no crush fetish stipulation. Much love, Elle xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lol sounds like troll urine in a bottle 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
you don't need to crash the party when you're on the VIP invite list 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
I'm prepared to make a woman plastic for the sakes of finding higher meanings. But one thing I won't do, is make a rat into a tea cosy for the poor fucking Gerbils. No way I am not doing that. Yeah, right'o incoming, I'll be hiding under my bed. Mado Mado Tara xx Rat's in the sandpit
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RHP User
11 years ago
Now I wont argue you have the right to chose yetyour missing out on an intense orgasm.Now some will have to miss out as you may have hem aroids but what most women have strong orgasm this way.Anal sex goes back to before Rome as contraception so its not just a new fad.Some even prefer anal as it gives a stronger orgasm anywayall I am saying is when you say no way you deny yourself so much.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Are you talking about giving or recieving ???
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RHP User
11 years ago
Don't ask. Just give it to him 😝 Come on Chev, bend over and take it like a man 👿 - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Orderly queue behind Chev.Women firstTrannies secondMen can go slops. He'll be squirting before he knows it...............
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'chevtrek' Now I wont argue you have the right to chose yetyour missing out on an intense orgasm.Now some will have to miss out as you may have hem aroids but what most women have strong orgasm this way.Anal sex goes back to before Rome as contraception so its not just a new fad.Some even prefer anal as it gives a stronger orgasm anywayall I am saying is when you say no way you deny yourself so much. I do not do anal for a good reason I just got out of the doctors yes Mine got torn the guy is very apologetic he got a bit carried away, despite my saying i do NOT do anal, He might have miss heard that as my head was in the pillow at the time. so stop telling me wtf I am missing out on...yeah I am missing the cream I now need to put on my bum cause the chemist ran out. LadyT speaking from her whoopie cushion. I am getting a tatoo that says, I do NOT do anal please use front door.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Annie_Whichway' Orderly queue behind Chev.Women firstTrannies secondMen can go slops. He'll be squirting before he knows it............... a sawn of broom handle, me first please and hold the lube
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RHP User
11 years ago
I had a very casual relationship with a guy who decided to layout a variety of foods he wanted me use on myself, everything from carrots to chocolate bars. Needless to say that never happened! Think I've gotten my way on everything I've ever wanted to try! Don't think many girls get turned down that much. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sorry to hear that but the guy you picked was the wrong guyand gave no thought to you so next time pick a guy who puts you first. Your not alone as other women have had bad lovers and from what I hear even gay men have bad first timers or bad lovers. If you get the courage insert a vibrator egg and learn to relax.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Tit for tat -- sweety
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RHP User
11 years ago
If you don't like anal, you're obviously doing something wrong. So insert a vibrator egg and learn to relax, woman! Chev, what a load of crap. In my opinion, if course.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You Rhper's are a funny bunch, one moment you're all like; "NO WAY AM I DOING THAT!", "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND! NO!". Then moments later after a few bubbles, what was "NO" 30mins ago has suddenly changed to all out "OH YES!!!!!!!, YES!!!! YES!!!!!" Having said that, there are limits, I once got asked by a fuckbuddy if i could fuck her 4 girlfs on one particular night in the lounge room while they are lined up on all fours. There was nooo way i was going to do that!
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'chevtrek' Now I wont argue you have the right to chose yetyour missing out on an intense orgasm.Now some will have to miss out as you may have hem aroids but what most women have strong orgasm this way.Anal sex goes back to before Rome as contraception so its not just a new fad.Some even prefer anal as it gives a stronger orgasm anywayall I am saying is when you say no way you deny yourself so much. Really? Hemorroids? You made me fall off my high horse while sipping my daily dose of Moet chandon ast night. Here's another take. Maybe that is just the excuse we women give YOU when we do NOT want to have anal sex with you. We womenfolk can be crafty little devils ya know. btw, as irresistable as you are, I have to turn you down on your flirts as I dont think i am available for any fuck at the moment. I have vaginal hemorroids that wont heal for another 20 years. call back then and I am good to go...
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meister68
11 years ago
You all know "IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME"! - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
Would I ever fuck Chev, not even if his arse was on offer.. ... I probably like to watch as everyone fucks his arse but.....💋
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thank god its only your opinion otherwise so manywomen would lose so much enjoyment.Be it as a lover or Dom I have taught many toopen there mind and even the 2 girls I am teaching now have learned so much about there bodies.LOL Bi or gay men would enjoy little if all they coulddo is suck cock all the time.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You put on profile kind heart open mind butattitude shows me you should remove that statement.
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RHP User
11 years ago
But may I offer you a 10 foot pole? One with a giant fist on the end of it?
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Sweets, you bring out the best of everyone it seems.But let not you talk about open minds with your homophobic attitude. And your little comment about bi and gay men.........LOL How can you train your girls properly?It's well known, men make the best cock suckers, just as women make the best pussy lickers.So I dare say your girls might be lacking in some training for quality blow jobs. True to say they have a big dick to practise on. Just not sure about the size of his cock though. Love as alwaysyour Annie xxxxx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Reminds me.. down in good ol' Kalgoorlie years ago.. a truckie goes into the Brothels there...He parks his Peterbilt out front..and goes in.. Musta liked what her was getting.. because he stayed there three bloody days...A fact that SOMEONE was keeping an eye on the comings and goings on Hay Street...When they prised his "Peterbilt" emblem off.. broke it..and reinserted it as "biltPeter"Of course.. it MIGHT not have been Kalgoorlie... it MIGHT have been just a story...But.. NEVER let truth stand int eh way of a good story eh mate
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
I have thought about what you said and I tend to disagree.... Because I said I wouldn't fuck you, doesn't mean I haven't got a kind heart or an open mind, it simply means I'm smart too, oh and I have standards, oh and tastes, and you don't do it for me...... Meeka I know, I might need a good spanking now, but if it makes it better I was smiling as I wrote it.....oh and I'd love that 10f pole.....💋
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RHP User
11 years ago
I worked on a Phone Sex line. One call still stands out - not sure if it qualifies in answering the OP but some of your answers reminded me of him. Let me just say it was so disgusting I was gagging while trying to say my standard encouraging "ooh yeah baby". Think two girls, one cup and you have the gist. His suggestion that I get all my girlfriends to pee in a wading pool for him to swim in was a bit of a laugh though. Not! Shaz
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'chevtrek' Sorry to hear that but the guy you picked was the wrong guyand gave no thought to you so next time pick a guy who puts you first. Your not alone as other women have had bad lovers and from what I hear even gay men have bad first timers or bad lovers. If you get the courage insert a vibrator egg and learn to relax. I cannot blame a guy for this alone, I am an adult and shit happens its par for the course of RHP not only did i get an anal rip, but the medication to fix was not cheap neither was the second visit back to the doctor, because licking from arse to pussy and not the other way around gave me a urinary tract infection. So for every action when having sex there can sometimes be a down side to things. Just ask the emergency section of a hospital how many things they pull out of peoples bum or pussy or both. My lover was not a bad person, nor a bad lover , and he feels like shit as it is, and even offered to pay my medial bills. If a person plays games like we do, then things can go pear shaped at times I decide what I want to do with my body and bugga what others sayIf i don't want to try it then I do not want to try it....end of story
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting Chev "...... even the 2 girls I am teaching now have learned so much about there bodies". .....Not to give their bodies or backsides to just anyone I hope. Its sounds like a bloody sex school you have running there. What do they get for graduating....a key for the chains? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Nice puns.
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RHP User
11 years ago
After messaging a few times the "female" half who was "away for work" asked me to go fuck her husband, take pics and send them to her Added to the block list!
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RHP User
11 years ago
This bud of Mine picked up this cute girl at the bar and went home with her, they were getting it on and then mid action she was on top she lifted up off him and squatted above him, he incredulously asked what she is doing, in which she genuinely looks confused as she thought all guys like to be pee'd on during sex. Poor girl :( didn't go well from there.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Theinbetweeners' Quoting Chev "...... even the 2 girls I am teaching now have learned so much about there bodies". .....Not to give their bodies or backsides to just anyone I hope. Its sounds like a bloody sex school you have running there. What do they get for graduating....a key for the chains? - Posted from rhpmobile Its a bit like that for some reason the girls trust me and I think that's because I got 2 young subs .Many but mostly under 28 want to explore there sexual limits.
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RHP User
11 years ago
It was a foot-long with meatballs and it was amazing. I also received a message from a guy saying he knew it was short notice, but he was in Sydney last night only and did I want to meet? He had been admiring my profile for so long, after all... I asked what it was about the "local men only" part that had particularly done it for him. Still waiting for an answer. ;-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting '50zcool' Nice puns. that's what ya get when your tongue gets stuck in your cheek shit i meant the other cheeks the one in your mouth , shittttttttttttt um ohhhhhhh never mind
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RHP User
11 years ago
You can't teach an old dog new tricks? Or are they a bit too fiesty when they get older! Anyway glad you can take a joke and I wish Daisy and Wags all the best with the rest of their training. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm really really keen to ask my wife to do me with a strap on... Just nervous of what she will say or think of me. Anyone else had this fantasy come true or "knocked back" so to speak? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
No its not a love of sex on kitchen bench tops....but insects crawling on you, mainly on your bits. Apparently fire ants are very popular. ....I imagine our Aussie bull ants may be less so! It sounds more like an episode of survivor than a fetish, each to their own I guess. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sic 'em, Rex!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Everytime I say I will not do something , I do it and I end up enjoying it .....I very VERY MUCH doubt that would ever change for scat, extreme bondage, golden showers .....something's should just never be done in the name if sexual gratification IMO - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I thought it was in here, but maybe it was elsewhere ... there was a man looking for a person to have sex with him, while he had snails crawling over him. That is a definite noooo ... and my no way list is much larger than I first imagined.
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RHP User
11 years ago
is the reason you have such young subs because they don't know any better and what you are "teaching" them becomes their norm? I find that very sad. When the day comes that they want someone their own age then teaching them to be so submissive isn't going to be in their best interests. All I can see is that you are doing a lot of harm not good to these young minds. Regarding your opinion on anal sex for women. Really! IMO unless you started out as a receiver then graduated into being a giver I don't see how you are qualified to assume all women will enjoy it. After all what makes your arse so precious that it cant take what you preach? LG
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RHP User
11 years ago
Agree, I don't think people can demand things in bed they're not willing to try themselves (if possible). A guy with a 9 inch cock insisting I'll have no problem accommodating him? I think he should really show me how well he can take my strap-on first. Simples. ;-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm with canholdmore on this one, ringing the back doorbell is not my favourite, and for god's sake, ASK before poking your way in :-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'hornyalbury34' I'm really really keen to ask my wife to do me with a strap on... Just nervous of what she will say or think of me. Anyone else had this fantasy come true or "knocked back" so to speak? - Posted from rhpmobile Just be subtle...After a few wines together, slowly bring out the shopping bag with the strap-on vibe, and tell her you bought something at the adult shop today.You'll know your answer when she opens it up....., she'll probably have a giggle and say "what do you want me to do with this? bend you over and strap-on you? Meanwhile ...you respond on all fours looking up towards her panting "yes...yes...."A wise man once told me, to appreciate anal sex on a woman you should at least get a woman do anal sex on you. That way you know to take your time with a woman when doing anal
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RHP User
11 years ago
It is concerning to hide behind the "fetish" label what is not acceptable for anyone in their core values. You don't say to someone, "yeah I have a fetish of decapitating that person and drinking their blood because it makes me horny". No... no... bad human! Go to your house now! Same with animal cruelty or pedophilia. That is not a sexual fetish, it is a wrong value of expressing dehumanisation and cruelty. Some people are indeed in denial about dealing with the fact that their loved ones are fucked up in the head. As simple as that. Just because you want to cum while you kill someone doesn't make it ok to do so or a sexual fetish (killing animals included) Back on topic, I hardly say no to kinky stuff, however, my ass is one way street only. It makes me sad because I'm sure my ass is broken (at least the pleasure centre has been closed permanently). I feel absolutely no pleasure there. On the other hand I love giving anal sex to women and one of my girlfriends wanted to fuck my ass because I wanted to fuck hers. Damn you logical women!!! I can't even argue with such carefully constructed rhetoric... I just had to say no :( Wish I could feel something there though, I believe it opens possibilities. Not for me, unfortunately.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Needle play not my thing.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Anal. Most girls don't want to venture that way at all.
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RHP User
11 years ago
;-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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