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Perfect Put Downs & Saasy Sarcasm

March 15 2016

I have used a couple of these on the forums recently.....childish I know. But I love a good insult or sarcastic comment and often find myself smiling pleasantly at someone, or returning their message - Holding back a good old dose of back at ya! Thought it would be fun to see what material you have to share. I have a stack! But I'll start it off with one..... "I thought of you today......I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence"

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RHP User

10 years ago

The last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

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jerryc

10 years ago

I was in a meeting with the the local council and was holding my own against 4 of them, when the council boss started to have a few goes at me. I had a rotten cold at the time and my voice was bellowing,She said, "you have a good voice for radio" in a sarcastic way,I responded with, "Thank you, and you have a good head for radio too"Meeting finished about a minute after that.

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