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Place your Ad for perfect partner

August 02 2016

In an ideal world, what would you want from a perfect partner? So imagine you're placing an ad for a position vacant in your workplace, except the position vacant is as your future partner. You won't compromise, because this isn't real lol but if he/she was perfect for you, what would you list as requirements/talent/experience. What are your 'must haves' ? Not getting too serious with this, just a bit of fun. But as a bit of a sexy thing to add, do you have a secret crush on someone on this website? Is there someone who you think might fill your 'vacancy' lol If so, can you give us a hint Okay, so insert *your user name* where I have mine POSITION VACANT - PERFECT PARTNER FOR *I_TOUCH_MYSELF2* MUST - Do dishesMUST - VacuumMUST - Worship me and want to devour me whole (me 'ole) when you get home from workMUST - not get angry if I keep waking you sucking your cock in the nightMUST - not get angry if I suck your cock in public lolMUST - not try to change meMUST - not 'tut tut' me, because remember you worship the ground I walk on and I won't care if you don't approveMUST - buy me a house on a big block with a LOT more privacyMUST - understand I can never stand stillMUST - forgive my mistakes, there will be manyMUST - not forgive my infidelity, be turned on by itMUST - share body and mind (with others)MUST - love the beachMUST - love sex on the beachMUST - run your hand up my shorts and finger me while I'm driving mmmMUST - love food and buy me chocolate oftenMUST - love action figures, I'll allow some other toysMUST - be young, fun and full of come (I did say a perfect world?)MUST - have my back, never laugh at me/make fun of me in the presence of other peopleMUST - be proud to walk into a crowded room with meMUST - think about and want sex 24/7, special Christmas bonus is you actually CAN have sex 24/7MUST - have tatts, muscle definition, perfect erect nipples on well developed pecs, zero body hair, wear eye-liner for me on occasion mmmMUST - be able to see the veins in your forearmsMUST - have a really long tongueMUST - have really nice eyesMUST - be 6'3MUST - be Italian, stallion would be a bonus Spreading my legs, apply within

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Seeking someone willing to give me anal for the first time with a reall cock - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    9 years ago

    You just shot yourself in the foot. The very first thing on your must do list was " Must do dishes " lol..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    yeah I know and the dishes is a biggie. I do like to multi-task though

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    9 years ago

    A man that is looking for me and is comfortable with my size, I am a chunky chick with thick thighs, a large arse and a jiggly belly. Can take me on a journey of sexual exploration in all its forms. Someone that can handle me. Into banter Likes sarcasm Gets innuendo Has a quick wit. Open minded Confident A little bit bossy Have a liberal dose of patience Taller than me Bi would be a bonus A high sex drive Must love receiving oral

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72' A man that is looking for me and is comfortable with my size, I am a chunky chick with thick thighs, a large arse and a jiggly belly. Can take me on a journey of sexual exploration in all its forms. Someone that can handle me. Into banter Likes sarcasm Gets innuendo Has a quick wit. Open minded Confident A little bit bossy Have a liberal dose of patience Taller than me Bi would be a bonus A high sex drive Must love receiving oral i keep reading comments like yours and nod as I'm reading. The last one, huge for me, and why I could never be into women only, must have my lollipop lol and bi definitely could be a lot of fun. I also understand how you feel about needing the guy to accept you for who you are, not just accept either, you know what I mean. There's a scene in th Bridget Jones Diary movie with some sexual tension between her and Colin Firth's character. She, in her awkward way, tells him that yes he likes her, and then runs through all her faults. Of course the well known reply of his was something like "No, I like you.........just the way you are" omfg I'd throw him on the floor right there. That's also what I hope to find, someone who doesn't want me to be better or different, love me for who I am

  • Newday10

    Newday10

    9 years ago

    Pick me pick me ✋🏾 over here 😍 ❤️

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    From what i just saw there is nothing not to like or want and crave about you and your body 😉😚 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well i touch myself2 you already know how i feel about you i think your perfect😉😉😍 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    We are what and who we are,it is what.... it is! And you need that great arss of yours slapped (hard),you also need to be reminded of your 'inner & outer' beauty by sounds of it!

  • OzRednecks

    OzRednecks

    9 years ago

    Charlie Hunnam: He doesn't have to do the dishes.... As long as he mows the lawn ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ... One more to my list? Must love oral... ... ... ... Communication! LOL! :-D Gotcha, you dirty-minded peeps! Hehe! :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I touch... if you're reading this... helllooooo... Can you come out to play?... Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ssh just ducked in to say hi, but I'm ducking out. If I don't hurry up I'll be ducked

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I can see you I touch. Hiding in the bushes. Come out and take a good ducking! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Not a stress head...(if stressing fixed anything Id do it)must have a passportmust laugh at yourself ( and me)appreciate camping or first classNot racistlove being kissed and can actually kissholding hands show public affectioncomfortable with or without makeuplove travellingOh must love kissing

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I just want a man with morals, who is calm and gentle ( except in bed) as I love to b fucked senseless snd often, I love to b dominant, I love to play the slut, I'm very adventurous and a deviant. A man who loves kids, is not addicted to shit, is fun, GSOH, looks after himself. Anyway if u r reading this then please give me a ring, my number is included. Oh and trust and integrity. 😜😜 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hi and thanks. Let us know how the interviews go 👌😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    If there was such a thing I think it would make life too boring.....I believe one of the enjoyable parts of a relationship is learning about each others imperfections and learning to live with them. I am able to offer the following: I cook all the timeI do dishes, washing and ironing (learnt while in the navy)I vaccum, do housework and gardeningAm handy around the house in terms of repairs and maintenance, painting and renovatingEnjoy outdoors, sports, exercise, animals and socializing Look for the following: Non smoker or drug userLikes to be wined and dinedStill likes to have a door opened for her Enjoys being surprised, be it a gift or a weekend awayEnjoys receiving a sensual massage

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I am down to earth and love a good laugh and am looking for some hot kinky fun, try me....... Kieran

  • TEACHME73

    TEACHME73

    9 years ago

    SXY HOT PLS

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Honest Loyal Passionate Simples :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It's my topic. This was so much fun 😀 I'd forgotten about it. Thanks teachme 👍 So are you wanting to apply within? What are your credentials. Are you Italian and do you do dishes? Funny, I thought I'd evolved somewhat, but reading my list, it would be the same if I did one now 💃

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Funny I still haven't found the perfect man Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 💏

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Now I'm perfect. Get me and cum.

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