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Poetry Slamming
January 25 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quit it hey Mado. What of your street cred?
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RHP User
12 years ago
My jaw on the floor. My knickers are dripping. You my good man If you were near, I'd be kissing With emphatic fervour With passion intense My hands through your hair My feelings immense Drawing you in Willing it so that I am your puppet. May we never be foe Reading your poetry, my heart breaks a rib Does he mean what he says? Or is it a fib? The depths of my feelings My stomach in knots Inside me you say? Dear God please Do not stop Never before can my truth be so spared And honestly, brutally, wilfully shared Delivers the trust, I give you my key With you I entrust I can be truly free Your words ignite me Inflamed by your pulse Please don't disappoint me Never be false
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'MissKay' Quit it hey Mado. What of your street cred? That is why she may need them one day, he he
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madotara69
12 years ago
We can pass through this world We can have many things to say We can do them Or we are nothing MissKay xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
All I have shared here has been written as we went. It's been a lot of fun to explore and experience others people's works. Thanks so much for your thread, and your writing. . I've always loved poetry. xxx
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madotara69
12 years ago
A little fib. I wrote that one for Tara When I read up on this thread. But, it will be posted back to myself or Tara, so it is copyright Anything you guys and gals write that matters, should consider doing at least that. If your writings are in a sealed and stamped (post office stamp) envelope, then you have the rights to those words should some other attempt to pinch them, fckn Romeos in disguise.
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RHP User
12 years ago
It is I that am thankful for all of your contributions. Bless you xxx And Mado, you deserve a slight slap, bend over boy. *and take it
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RHP User
12 years ago
The question of copyright has passed through my mind as we went. I know I have seen other RHPers attach copyright symbols to their work in the forums in the past. . Stands by to see him get his! Hehe MissKay! . XXX
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RHP User
12 years ago
The poems that are on here Are really quite witty, They've all made me laugh Though my love life is shitty Hours and hours of wringing the chicken, Looking for ladies Who need a good dicking. So far alas no one Has answered the call For a NSA quickie Against a brick wall Alas, it would seem That my profile needs tweaking To get all you ladies Interested in speaking There are those who have Answered my call And to them I say thank you We'll sure have a ball Thanks for being such a friendly bunch With a little luck I may still eat pussy for lunch
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RHP User
12 years ago
Aargh!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Bitches got me in stitches all wrapped up in barb wire Can't move this way or that I'm such a twat. I have a pain in my side but that's from laughter Keeps me from hanging from the rafters . Love your pic MissKay! . Very touching ShyP xxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well well well What can one say poetry slamming What an interesting subject like the op herself sexy Misskay! Forum we love Forum we hate Without it we'd be lost Boredem indeed What a terrible fate ! Then in bounds funlover As happy as can be Smile on his face cheeky big grin full of glee Take my hand he offers Come have fun with me! You wont be disappointed just wait and see Then theres mado He must be the 6 And tara well gotta be 9 If its broke pass to mado No problem He will fix it will be just fine Match made in heaven Together forever Madotara69 Listen listen closey From a far away land Some call it gods country Thousands of years lived off the land Thousands of years dreamtime began , just have a think dont think for long , theres a queen in our north we call her wildsong ! Like mythical legend Ferocious and mean Eats our strongmen And breaths fire you'll see Surely but not how can this be Our beautiful lucky Luckdragon23 ! Fire breathing woman that would give me a scare If i may ask mr Its only fair I would much rather feast On a delicious moist Mrs peachpear :-)) But i do know one slayer That lives high in the hills Blood he will spill his sword sharpened and feared you know the man He has a fine beared Its honour its cavey Hes a little bit weird :-)) Now i have a question For Bigdaddy my man You gotta tell us now honey Bigmomma where is your man ;-)) Now Sex is no race its not about winning Its not pussy on ya face And i am not fussed But i dont play the game To cum second like unrushed And if i was a frog Or if i was a toad I would wish for one thing A beautiful princess to kiss So I could unload So come close my dear Give me more Dont be shyprincess74 Gazpacho my man Big heart big stud Man of the world A man well loved All i can say gazpacho my man I owe you a hug ;-)) Tip toe here Tip toe there Who is sneeka up on me you gave me a scare Well my dear Meeka 100 And i know its not fair There is only but one meeka Not 100 to share Hmmm whos that Whos that in there Silentlywaiting come out my dear Dont wait to long You wait from fear Come out go get it Grab it now my dear Ok now you pucker up Please i would like my lips on your ok give me a kissk Now surely my friends thats not asking to much i just want to kiss and i am so cravingtouch Melolagonia Your not far from me As i work in the outback In the pilbara you see maybe oneday we can share a drink you and me i suppose that leaves one And who might That be Well take a look round your surrounded by thee Surrounded by a bigocean A bigocean thats me . - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
at my fingertips while I'm sitting on the toilet or in the pool It's up to me to seek them The better moments of one human to another in so many simple ways Coins offered at the checkout Coffees offered for free Suspended till the time comes one needs it you see One person can make a difference but I don't think it's me Please don't be offering no sympathy absolutely not necessary Maybe I'm wrong but I'll never know of course unless I give it go. Am I just a drag with my negativity of the caring the average man/woman has for humanity? Invisible most of the time till I behave innapropriately. That gives me value of some sort that's a mystery. I'm a dogged bitch that's for sure With a sense of humour and a lack of victory .
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madotara69
12 years ago
Clap, clap, clap Well done Bigocean, you are going places, just keep it up and hearts you will win
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RHP User
12 years ago
Bigocean that was GOLD! Colour me impressed. Ubethejudge76 LOL! Love your work!
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madotara69
12 years ago
Riffing this is, our ladies said so It is a time we let it all go The world becomes a blur And out come the words Pure from within ourselves No lies, no agendas, no perils Truth nothing else As within our selves we do not deceive Only feel these words for thee How do we know these things If we do not feel them? Open your heart MissKay Fill it with emotions These poetic words, true notions Panties wet, you're half way there Your words ring of sexual despair Close those eyes, let the river flow The time comes, who knows The truth in words it shows In this RHP land it goes An orgasm a day Will keep the good Dr away Save some poor bugger Being torn apart The day you meet Before you even get started.
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gazpacho
12 years ago
Quoting 'CravingTouch' Bigocean that was GOLD! Colour me impressed. Ubethejudge76 LOL! Love your work! "Banjo Patterson reincarnate. Entertaining personality! great reading!"Gazpacho; New York Times, 2014.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Big wet,Quoting 'gazpacho51' Quoting 'CravingTouch' Bigocean that was GOLD! Colour me impressed. Ubethejudge76 LOL! Love your work! "Banjo Patterson reincarnate. Entertaining personality! great reading!"Gazpacho; New York Times, 2014. Great skills my man, kudos. G
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MsJonesy
12 years ago
I took a wrong turn on Tuesday, Headed up the road signposted Dead End And found – again – The suburb named Regret. Why did I listen To the wrong voice in my head? I bunkered down in my seat, With hazards a flashing – Too late they screamed! Too late! I seemed to have misplaced the manual That book of good sense Which I consult on the occasion Where my loins overrule my head.
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RHP User
12 years ago
A quiet night for me tonight spent with those I love. Just the way to spend Valentine's Day Early to bed Early to rise Catch you later guys hehehe... . Loved it Big O!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Love ya work!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Fire breathing woman that would give me a scare If i may ask mr Its only fair I would much rather feast On a delicious moist Mrs peachpear :-)) I promise you're safe she whispers hotly in his ear. just as safe as you want to be her tongue flickers out touches very briefly and withdraws, just as quickly . Mmmm, he tastes so salty full of life perhaps he can fill me with moisture to combat my fire but not put it out lest it should expire. . And He stands beside her his scales in the balance and says baby we have to agree or this just cannot be... . Cheers BigO, 0:-D Good work, I hope my little effort here is fun for you :-Deb
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RHP User
12 years ago
What is it we seek, When at profiles we peek?, A meeting of minds, Before bodies entwine? Blank profiles perused, So often amused, No pic, no reply, No faceless guy! Must be chemistry, It's often said, For a chance to get me, Into your bed. Then one is found, She likes to be bound, Has just a little ink, Could this be my kink? So words are writ, With a hint of wit, Attention is sought, Dreams not for naught. Writ words re-read, With an editors head, Punctuation mend, Before hitting send. A short reply, Says I am her guy, Last line of her note, "Please, Sir, bring some rope" New rope is sought, From a naughty shop bought, So I'm on my way, For some kinky time play. I knock on her door, Arriving at four, Door opens wide, I step inside. She shows me in, And says with a grin, "I'm at your command", As she takes my hand. "A refreshment to serve?", She asks as I perve, Her beauty, behold, More than her pics told. We sit and we chat, About this and that, With limits now known, I'm perched upon throne. We drank our drinks, Discussed our kinks, Then I do say, "Come here now, let's play". She smiles and she giggles, As over she wiggles, She stands by my side, My smile becomes wide. Over table she's laid, I start on my braid, Ropes twisted and turned, I've done what I learned. Not one to do half, I find my silk scarf, With which I then bind, Her eyes, so she's blind. From out of my bag, A small piece of stag, A leather so soft, A sensual cloth. The stag I use, Upon skin of my muse, She moans and she bucks, She begs to be f****d, Not yet I say, There's time for more play, From my bag I glean, Chocolate, strawberries and cream. From head to toes, In neat little rows, Till covered all over, My human pavlova. A feast is had, Does this make me bad? I love a good munch, Could eat her till brunch. After my feast, I think it's the least, To undo the rope, And give her a poke!
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RHP User
12 years ago
And thanks also to you shy souls who send me your poetry by private message. I love them all.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting BigOcean, what a gorgeous thing to say. Listen listen closey From a far away land Some call it gods country Thousands of years lived off the land Thousands of years dreamtime began , just have a think dont think for long , theres a queen in our north we call her wildsong ! In the dreaming her voice sang her into existence,a wild, spirited woman with hair the colour of fire. When they found her, naked and strongcombing her tangled tresses with fingers like clawsthe people made sacred symbols to protect themselves. Unable to speak their language, she sang to themand as she sang, fish jumped from the big ocean to land at her feet.They recognised her then and brought her fruit and honey bags. In the north, by the Arafura Sea, rumours abound.After 60,000 years Wildsong has returned in the guise of a mortal. When she sings the people recognise her and bring her gifts of currency.
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madotara69
12 years ago
Well it's great in this place, sex in the air Married with wife sitting right there She has taken to the poems MissKay One in particular, she has the taste She gibbered little riddles today It was nice when she sat with me Cheeky she scrolls and turns back a page That sexy smile, she figits and sways Mado I feel like having sex out side Straight out with it, a glint in her eyes Out in the nature, rugged and wild Mado it is so beautiful can't you see Well it looks like it's pissing with rain to me What we are seeing ain't quite the same If you like let's wait and look for blue sky Hmmm Mado let me read it one more time Oh I know, lets make our sex a little game You need to guess I will give it a name OK my darling a name game we shall play So all I do is listen to clues in what you say? All righty then, let's start get it under way Well no1; it's not an it, first clue has a name And couldn't care less if we lay under a tree On a big rock, or long grass, by a motor way I'm horny so last clue let's fuck I can say That is a big part for the name in our game So you think to that, for me much the same We could fuck down by the rock pools We could find a nice spot under a tree Some sandy beach getting wet that's me Oh Mado there is a Big ocean for a dip In the name of this game it is fucking me Don't think you need another word you can see You have our name so end of game yippee Mado can we play up, you him and me Well what I will do is post this right now See if anyone works it out, they will Send a little wish, naughty you know Have it land smack under his nose Oh Mado I have sent one it knows where to go There is only one place to land those Wishing the wish that lands and it grows All from pressing my buttons, words in poems Tara Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Your minds are simply astounding!!! I shall start walking asap .;-)) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
You'll survive. I just hope they do!!!! ;-)
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madotara69
12 years ago
Then free up your mind, set the controls to the heart of the sun Life is for stories, sad and lonely, no they should be fun So little a few pure words, if one does not listen, zip they mean Coffee, busy, hot pants, it's to early for me, why can't you see Poor little thing, if our thoughts could help you see it this way You would be thinking fuck the work, they care?, sicky today Oh then so it would be, a cup of the day be heart warming tea Shy beautiful princess, we know what you mean Same old same old coffee today, a soul spoken word things may change We hope for you and send a wish, some shy guy, talk for you a kiss So you can say fuck the damn coffee, cum shy prince get some of this He he You lonely fellows out there looking today, a message saying hey let's play No luck? Then you should follow the way Bigocean plays the game You see it's what stops the ladies, and they think to say This guys fucking hot if only we could play, he could send me off on my way Well that's what Tara did, and I like it that way A guy who speaks with his soul and spirits, a three way fuck good our play. Bigocean he knows it so, that a little teasing here slamming it shall be He knows it too, when he eventually finishes walking here Tara flushes and flurries, he's going to help Mado fuck her yippee So it is true, this land RHP, certainly can be the place to be. He he Why try to hide it,you can see it with us, we are all just playing the game Boring closed up no luck sex simply just is not the same Just start asking to understand her name, speak with your hearts just the same.
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him_and_me
12 years ago
Quoting 'wisard' What is it we seek, When at profiles we peek?, A meeting of minds, Before bodies entwine? Blank profiles perused, So often amused, No pic, no reply, No faceless guy! Must be chemistry, It's often said, For a chance to get me, Into your bed. Then one is found, She likes to be bound, Has just a little ink, Could this be my kink? So words are writ, With a hint of wit, Attention is sought, Dreams not for naught. Writ words re-read, With an editors head, Punctuation mend, Before hitting send. A short reply, Says I am her guy, Last line of her note, "Please, Sir, bring some rope" New rope is sought, From a naughty shop bought, So I'm on my way, For some kinky time play. I knock on her door, Arriving at four, Door opens wide, I step inside. She shows me in, And says with a grin, "I'm at your command", As she takes my hand. "A refreshment to serve?", She asks as I perve, Her beauty, behold, More than her pics told. We sit and we chat, About this and that, With limits now known, I'm perched upon throne. We drank our drinks, Discussed our kinks, Then I do say, "Come here now, let's play". She smiles and she giggles, As over she wiggles, She stands by my side, My smile becomes wide. Over table she's laid, I start on my braid, Ropes twisted and turned, I've done what I learned. Not one to do half, I find my silk scarf, With which I then bind, Her eyes, so she's blind. From out of my bag, A small piece of stag, A leather so soft, A sensual cloth. The stag I use, Upon skin of my muse, She moans and she bucks, She begs to be f****d, Not yet I say, There's time for more play, From my bag I glean, Chocolate, strawberries and cream. From head to toes, In neat little rows, Till covered all over, My human pavlova. A feast is had, Does this make me bad? I love a good munch, Could eat her till brunch. After my feast, I think it's the least, To undo the rope, And give her a poke! Not feeling eloquent myself but I enjoyed reading that. Thanks again, wisard. x Me
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him_and_me
12 years ago
Quoting 'MissKay' My jaw on the floor. My knickers are dripping. You my good man If you were near, I'd be kissing With emphatic fervour With passion intense My hands through your hair My feelings immense Drawing you in Willing it so that I am your puppet. May we never be foe Reading your poetry, my heart breaks a rib Does he mean what he says? Or is it a fib? The depths of my feelings My stomach in knots Inside me you say? Dear God please Do not stop Never before can my truth be so spared And honestly, brutally, wilfully shared Delivers the trust, I give you my key With you I entrust I can be truly free Your words ignite me Inflamed by your pulse Please don't disappoint me Never be false MissKay that made me ache. x Me
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'ShyPrincess74' Quoting 'Unrushed1' You'll survive. I just hope they do!!!! ;-) It was touch and go. I had to keep reminding myself that I'm a fucking lady, godammit, and it's just not fitting to hurl abuse at innocent bystanders. So I put on my best big girl panties, sucked it up, and showed Thursday who was boss. I don't think it's quite recovered yet. Classic!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I really loved Wisard's too, lucky for me the formatting is perfect in my PM. Aw shucks thanks. Are you nearly there yet Wet Guy?
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RHP User
12 years ago
There once was a guy from EN-ZED Who wanted to take a nice girl to his bed He joined Red Hot Pie Wrote a profile to say hi Added photos of all but his head He went to the computer and clicked And in excitement his lips he then licked He chose this one and that Great bum, boobs and twat And sent messages to a few that he picked In anticipation he waited for replies back But none came, not even Hey Jack So he wrote a short poem Thinking this might just woo em Then pondered waxing his back crack and sack So now he waits with his cock in his hand Thinking owner operator sex is so bland How he wishes he could finda sweet juicy vagina To remind him that he’s still a man Then one day a reply then did come From a headless woman with a great bum They met up one day But to his great dismay He’d been talking dirty with none but his Mum Sorry, new to this..
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madotara69
12 years ago
It happens to all of us, mums the word. he he. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
@ MissKay & Me.... Glad you enjoyed it :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I had to get in on the act wit this one,this post i mean,here goes.....................................Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack jumped over the candle stick Dear oh dear he should have jumped higher Oh good gracious, great balls of fire,Bhahahahaahhaha lol,jamie
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RHP User
12 years ago
Now here's one that captures the serious side of me ..........................Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll. ,jamie
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madotara69
12 years ago
Jsk you are a poet, we did not even know it Our old mate and other half of a wit Pirates and treasure it was to be In an old leaky boat, heading out to sea Up the coast and into the Hawkesbury We were set to cast the ropes Farewell kisses for safe journey hopes Captain and first mate, just you and me Fearless to dangers and boiling seas Wind blown monsters, tumbling waves Sharp cliff edges, rocks as far we could see Odds for survival 10% looked great for us The other end her waiting with glee Up to our nuts we would have been But Captain waited for first mate off the bus Nothing just waiting alone, where could he be That bloody mermaid, got him didn't she Oh I warned him not to look into her eyes Men have jumped ship, lost their lives Jsk first mate and other half of a wit Where you been, we lost our ship Looks like we must settle with fish and chips Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
@flyingkiwi44 that was brilliant, apologise for nothing, and ENCORE!!! @wisard, how could we not... keep writing, I know you are a muso, no excuses accepted from you. @mado n tara, we'll keep jsk's secret...
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RHP User
12 years ago
To err is to be human. To arrgh is to be PIRATE!
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madotara69
12 years ago
That story goes way back, it's all in the first pages of Manly's anything and everything. Someone spruced up my first mate and other half of a wit, the pic we see him now in, last we saw of him until he just floated back to the surface, he he. According to the pirate code, dead right Unrushed, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, any fair lady yal have a pirate hoist and blow, singin some dandies cheering and fun, while up their bum, bahahahaha, it's in the code, a pirate thing.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Jsk you are a poet, we did not even know it Our old mate and other half of a wit Pirates and treasure it was to be In an old leaky boat, heading out to sea Up the coast and into the Hawkesbury We were set to cast the ropes Farewell kisses for safe journey hopes Captain and first mate, just you and me Fearless to dangers and boiling seas Wind blown monsters, tumbling waves Sharp cliff edges, rocks as far we could see Odds for survival 10% looked great for us The other end her waiting with glee Up to our nuts we would have been But Captain waited for first mate off the bus Nothing just waiting alone, where could he be That bloody mermaid, got him didn't she Oh I warned him not to look into her eyes Men have jumped ship, lost their lives Jsk first mate and other half of a wit Where you been, we lost our ship Looks like we must settle with fish and chips Mado Tara xx lets start this here ball rollin,lmfao,pmsl,rofl,lol and any other acronyms that may or may not be out there ,i seen some seriously funny shit in all me time in these forums and chat rooms but that what i just read could very well take out the gold medal for excellence,have you got one of them u2 spy plans the yanks used to use on those commie bastads back in da day cause most of what you penned out was in fact true ,you couldnt get that close to da truth without some serious spying going on or are you also farking physic to boot lol,El Capitan i salute you for your genius and forsight and from this day on pledge allegiance to our flag,only problem wit dat is ima not sure we gotts that particular flag ready to hoist along the mainsail pmsl,sumthing for our future endevours no doubt lol,Oh Tara how can you live wit this man 24/7,i reckon id last the best part of an hour or two and then id be calling for the oxygen bottle cause id have none left in ma own tank from laughing so so muchheres to us Capitan Mado,they who forge new and dangerous pathways to the greater good of our fellow citizens,bottoms up El Capitan and to you to fair maiden Mado,cause tonight we drink for the rite to say yeah we nailed it this particular time ,still in fits of laughter ova what i read tonite,that'll do me for a millenium or three,CHEERS to all,from ya first mate and other half of a wit,jamie
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Unrushed1' To err is to be human. To arrgh is to be PIRATE! arrrgh matey,well spoted indeed arrrgh fooking arrrgh,rofl,,jamie
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'MissKay' @flyingkiwi44 that was brilliant, apologise for nothing, and ENCORE!!! @wisard, how could we not... keep writing, I know you are a muso, no excuses accepted from you. @mado n tara, we'll keep jsk's secret... We keep no ,we keep no ,we keep no secrets from you pmsl lol,jamie
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Unrushed1' To err is to be human. To arrgh is to be PIRATE! Now where is me foockin' parrot? What do we do with a drunken sailor,What do we do with a drunken sailor,What do we do with a drunken sailor,Earlie in the morning Whey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesEarlie in the morning Throw her in the brig, with three bi-boysThrow her in the brig, with three bi-boysThrow her in the brig, with three bi-boysAnd leave her till the morning. Whey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesEarlie in the morning Bet she can deep throat till she's soberBet she can deep throat till she's soberBet she can deep throat till she's soberEarlie in the morning Whey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesEarlie in the morning A defenceless man with his arms and legs tied,A defenceless man with his arms and legs tied,A defenceless man with his arms and legs tied,Later in the evening... Whey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesEarlie in the morning Her first TP with the RHP guys,First TP with the RHP guys First TP with the RHP guys Later in the evening Whey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesEarlie in the morning Only bi guys will ever get to touch this,Only bi guys will ever get to touch this,Only bi guys will ever get to touch this,Later in the evening... Whey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesEarlie in the morning Have a sex change and she can join the UNIONHave a sex change and she can join the UNIONHave a sex change and she can join the UNION.Later in the evening... Whey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesWhey hey & up she risesEarlie in the morning What can you do with a drunken sailor,What can you do with 3 bi boysGive me a bedand we can freely fly boysEarlie in the morning....... Lyrics & Love by many, dedication to One xxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
So, well last night - I crashed a school reunionAnd it wasn’t even for ‘my’ year formI went to see old mates and lovers, and topiss off some women still scornedAll those that I expected to hate meAll the ones that called me names in the streetNot one of them there to berate meAnd the rest of them were all so sweetA night full of beautiful memoriesA night to remember your pastA night missing friends that were absentDoes time really go oh so fast?And yet once we saw in the eyes ofThe children we were in the pastThe recognition was clearly instantThe bodies we left in the darkThe stories and memories came hurtling outNo one could take breath, we started to shout!Remember this day! Remember that time!Our eyes and our souls all started to shineNobody was comfortable coming to this gigIt’s been 10 long years since last time we didWe dragged ourselves anyway, meh, what the hellBut fuck this is going surprisingly wellSome people still looked as they did way back thenMore wrinkles and perhaps a few poundsBut those that were unrecognisableBy those eyes made your record be foundAnd not that long into that magical nightI heard buzz amongst me in the crowdFurious gestures from all around meThe din was incredibly loudAnd then there I saw him, there was my first true loveThe one that had taken my CherryI had to look twice, then again thriceThe fourth look made we instantly waryI approached him, then kissed himThen I did ask - “Do you remember me?”Blankly he stared & with honesty baredShook his head but his eyes they did beadI savoured that moment of incognitoBut discreetly told him of our previous interface“Me - I am one of your ex girlfriends”You should have seen the dumb look on his face!When he knew it was me and rememberedThat rush of ecstasy, true love & joyThose feelings that only the young haveWhen you recall how it feels as a boyThat night was full of feelings and mayhemOf memories of our uncouth youthThat rawness of childhood emotionsAll on that precipitous roofThat night I recall of pure pleasureThe night where we all saw those missedAnd for some who drank more than they should haveWho were all uncomfortably pissedBe thankful you didn’t have my issueNot a night you want to suffer from trotsNot when that hottie man that is our ToombyThat guy who has always been hot.You were flirting, it was out on the table,But your bowels denied it a lotAnd another night without our ToombySitting on that damn porcelain pot.
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RHP User
12 years ago
That was shit! I mean brilliant! 😘
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madotara69
12 years ago
crap crap crap MissKay
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RHP User
12 years ago
YA AINT funny! That late in the night when the lights are all out then she slips off her stockings and shoes she makes you her lover and lets you discover the smiles she keeps, she keeps for you She keeps no, she keeps no she keeps no secrets from you
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm not sure I'm quite ready to talk about it openly - plus, it'd make me blush!! ;-) I double dog dare ya!
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RHP User
12 years ago
stop copy and pasting off google people ! aha
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'MissKay' YA AINT funny! That late in the night when the lights are all out then she slips off her stockings and shoes she makes you her lover and lets you discover the smiles she keeps, she keeps for you She keeps no, she keeps no she keeps no secrets from you Stays in the morning Wearing her shadow She throws her dice And I change Success in Japan A rescuing man No she won't change anything can you please tell me what the time is
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RHP User
12 years ago
British_lothario, that doesn't rhyme, man. Stick to the rules, and shake your tambourine in time, man. Don't be shy now, it's why we are here, to vent all our souls, and spread some good cheer.
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RHP User
12 years ago
She just wants to fuck Be dared to try, She's been in a rut, She just wants to fly. You think you are free?, That won't be the case, Come play with me, I'll set the pace. I ain't no virgin, I ain't real stable, But I hear your urgin, To be tied to my table. Control you I will, I'll do as I please, I'll give you my thrill, With you on your knees. You'll beg and you'll plead, For your release, Pushed buttons indeed, As upon you I feast. Whips, wax and ice, Are tools of the trade, You'll have to play nice, If you wanna get laid.. Should you dare, To come on this ride, I promise you fair, And I will make you fly!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I look with dismay, At what you say, For words not rhyming? For words without timing? This language you see, Means a lot to me, A stickler for prose, My only compose! Now don't judge me harsh, I'm having a laugh, In your words I see, A great irony!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think you should have posted this in the thread about irony ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I prescribe for you miss kay At least a fuck a day You need to be wined and dined And then become sexily entwined You need sexy dresses And lots of soft caresses Your nipples need to be made proud And your breasts worshiped out loud Your pussy needs to be adored And licked til your almost bored Your bum needs to be stroked And licked, and kissed and poked You deserve to be pleasured until you spasm In one long and fulfilling orgasm And then you need to orgasm some more In fact orgasm til you're nearly sore Then you need a long loving kiss As you luxuriate in sexual bliss
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RHP User
12 years ago
My housework hates you though. I can't stay away from all this brilliance. @wizard, blushing here and fanning myself. I always have to rhyme, I don't know why?
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RHP User
12 years ago
MsShy, from you and you alone, I am open to some gramma' rehabilitation; But wisard's post appearing above mine made it a recapitulation; Of the point we were both trying to make, though I'm sure you meant it that way, and it was staid; As is the confusion you had between suck or blow while you were being MegaMaid! And MissKay, you've made a good point about always needing to speak in rhyme; In fact when I was reading the the newspaper this morning, it seemed to be written in common time; And the words poured off of every page like it was written in my soul; And rhymed like Dr Seuss, including the article about Leipzig and Helmut Kohl; But between the lines, you'll find I'm more cheeky than that, and I'll clue you in if you are willin' Hidden in my last 3 posts are 2 fine quotes, by your friend and mine, the great Bob Dylan!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Apologies for butting in between you and Shy..... But I'm a cunning linguistic kind of guy!
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RHP User
12 years ago
That was great my Lovman8!
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RHP User
12 years ago
You, yes you, you are always a challengeAnd if the gauntlet is thrown I must take itBut as for me being a Dylan fanI can't stand him & you know I won't fake it So to find hidden quotes for an artistWhose lyrics would be familiar to all but meThe task it is rather a daunting oneBut I won't let you win, you'll see My first guess will start with the easy oneI'm assuming it's "Tambourine Man"The next one I'm far less certain ofCould it be "Every Grain of Sand"
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RHP User
12 years ago
MissKay, you are smarter than I have given credit to, though I do say in jest; From your attempts to decipher the riddle I guess; And the songs that you speak of are a credit to you; But the quote's not about sand, its from "Tangled Up In Blue"; Now it's time for me to take a break from this online RHP land; Reality calls, I'm sure you all understand; To quote the rest of the quote that ends "...from me to you"; I say "Best wishes to you all" and I bid you all adieu.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Temporarily I hope my lovely. xxx
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madotara69
12 years ago
Wonder if this is in google. Allery ballery ripty rahh Ripty ropty roller Of you go off our friend See you soon we hope If not we see you tomorrow. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
From my heart I give...... From my heart I live....... From my lips I describe....... From my lips I prescribe.......... From my breasts I enfold..... From my breasts oh behold...... From my arms I take.... From my arms I rake........ From my groin I lust..... From my groin I entrust......
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RHP User
12 years ago
That yacht on its mooring, is pulled by the tideThe current will point and direct and will guideShe has no idea where her bow will be nextShe surrenders to nature, she does her bequestLike a feather that has been dislodged by the birdThe wind will now take it, to places absurdIs there control, and dark demons, and biddingOr is that feather completely unwillingFor unknowingly following what fate lay aheadFor blindly following, unknown what’s unsaidIt can’t help the thermals, the gusts and the draftsThe same as the yacht, can it choose fore-or-aftThe Land Lubbers standing way back on the shoreThey see what they see but can never be sureAs they can’t see the wind and they can’t judge the seaAnd the feather asks quietly “Why are you judging me?”That feather, that yacht, they are all slaves to breezeWhat them in control – surely you teaseDespite their size difference they are both ruled by natureNot by their control, Nor by a creatorThey could bask in the sun, or could crash against rocksThat feather, that yacht, a decision it’s notIt all comes down, to the nature surroundNothing has control of the overall soundBy dynamics and thermals and winds all unseenNot one Land Lubber, can surely gleanA knowledge, a constant, because there is noneAll innocent, and, no intent to harm One.
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RHP User
12 years ago
As I awoke slowly this morning in bed, a fantasy playing out in my head, you had your new lounge and I told you to sit, on a chair I commenced a seductive strip, very slowly I loosened whatever I wore, and bit by bit clothing hit the floor, it wasn't to long before I was nude, except suspenders and stocking oh and some food, and those sweet delights I put at my gate, willing you to use me as your plate, and then you sank down on your knees, feasting upon me hearing my pleas, feasting hungrily until I spasmed, thanks for this mornings delightful orgasm. - Posted from rhpmobile
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gazpacho
12 years ago
I'm not your pissing post You stab me And jab me Insult me Deride me You diss me You say you Miss me But then you Reject me I'm not your fucking Pissing post. - Posted from rhpmobile
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gazpacho
12 years ago
Hanging on every word. Waiting for a message. Waiting for the inevitable conclusion. It takes forever. I'd like to fast forward this day. I really have no idea at all, what to say,except for the overwhelming anxt How she feels? Not a word. Just anger? No thanks. I just know that she is unhappy And has been like that for quite a while. People say that couples ought talk. I've never learnt to talk. Intimacy escapes me. I don't understand it, I may be incapable of it except at its base. Raw, unintelligent and emotional relief. A sensory overload Or numbness. Is that two kinds of intimate in the form of communication? We are so much alike without any words. Words fuck everything up.I love watching her talk to our children. I never really learnt how to be a parent.Such a sensual voice. Say something.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You need to send these poems to her..this is intimacy, expressions of love...Perhaps she has been waiting twenty five years to hear you say them xx Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
and keep writing Gaz, it's cathartic. Hugs x
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RHP User
12 years ago
life love hate,memories actions regrets,same different unexpected, forget remember dwell, returning over and over again. details events surrounds, together alone separate, it need not make sense, if it is done over and over again. past present future, it is all the same,it is all different,it is all unexpected. to be present, to live a life with love.
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RHP User
12 years ago
We poison our rivers chop down our forests and truncate our emotional lives...... It hurts to feel.............Our branches of emotion and connectedness carefully pruned,trimmed back ,bonsaied............The white noise of our lives,blocks out the sound of our hearts.......We briefly touch each others lives......We waltz together without a flicker of care... We move on,switching one partner for the next.....prey dancing xx Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
All of you, thanks for sharing Gaz, Q & bi xxx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Being hurt & being dissedWinter nights just get far colderYou'd think the hurt would be far lessAs we all get olderBut I'd argue this to youWith age we become more sensitiveI self protect my emotionsI become far more pensiveMy anger hurt & griefI hide under my sleeveOur lack of communicationIs something we both must grieveThen add to that confusionOf where our limits layOf stunted public opinionWhen the dogs do brayKeep feeling pleaseOf that I truly prayWhilst I dance around the floorsizing up new prey
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RHP User
12 years ago
How I love thee yellow snot Let me count the ways Man flu I am close to In short Autumnal days... But gig tomorrow will be set Pseudoephedrine is a choice Near naked in the studio Cold & Flu tabs give me voice So I sit here & procrastinate And deny my gig this morning I know I'll be two coffee's short But I will not be yawning My promise to my artists Is I will always sit and maintain my posture despite my saggy tits
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RHP User
11 years ago
Be aware of everything around you........Everything about you........Feel with your eyes shut.......... The whisper of skin on skin The flutter of fingers........ Caressing slowly.....Breath on breath....Feel me not touching you...Breathe me in....xQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Very nice piece - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thank you xQ
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