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July 02 2014

Following on from the Star Sign and Sex thread,I thought it might be fun to post light hearted questions re life and love,to the members of the fora.Anyone can ask,anyone can answer....just remember it's not meant to be serious xQ

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  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    11 years ago

    If you would be so kind... why the hell do I always get sick on the eve of my holidays?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'kissk' If you would be so kind... why the hell do I always get sick on the eve of my holidays? things can finally catch up to you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A bra is a booby trap. ;-)

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'kissk' If you would be so kind... why the hell do I always get sick on the eve of my holidays? leisure sickness (noun): a purported syndrome, not universally recognized by psychologists, by which some people (typically characterized as workaholics) are more likely to report feeling ill during weekends and vacations than when working. Quote from google: "Just when you take a break from your busy schedule to enjoy a little relaxation, your leisure time becomes anything but—full of aches and pains, cold- and flu-like symptoms and other health complaints.” Happens to me too sometimes...I didn't even know there was a name for it. it sucks when that happens. Foxy

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    11 years ago

    Will I ever get to meet Qefenta3? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'ralf74' Quoting 'kissk' If you would be so kind... why the hell do I always get sick on the eve of my holidays? things can finally catch up to you. Sucks the most when it happens on overseas holidays. Your body relaxes and then its goes ... lets get sick now. Maybe need to have the pre holiday - holiday to get sick before hand.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I can't pm you but happy to...you live only a few is away:-) xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I recently read a profile yhast said they were looking for "classy" people...but I think they actually meant glamorous people...what died classy mean to you?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Died..noooo I meant what does classy mean to you?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I LOVE being touched and not just there, it's that extra bit of play, the secret message and the foreplay of foreplay! Please do it to me!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    and no I don't mean DP, (but standing DP Is one of my unfulfilled fantasies) Doing tango dancing ( I LOVE to tango ) and have it merge into sex. Or scuba in warm water and sex?. Etc...

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Araps' Quoting 'ralf74' Quoting 'kissk' If you would be so kind... why the hell do I always get sick on the eve of my holidays? things can finally catch up to you. Sucks the most when it happens on overseas holidays. Your body relaxes and then its goes ... lets get sick now. Maybe need to have the pre holiday - holiday to get sick before hand. We'll see what happens....HAHA I've just planned a pre-holiday to holiday!! I so love the roster lady at work. xx If I get sick prior Pre-holiday - I'm going to blame it on you both, Araps and KissK LOL! Foxy

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    11 years ago

    It won't be my fault Foxxxy!! The lurgy seems to be dissipating fortunately... but considering I haven't left the house for three days I would hope so I think there is merit in both Ralf & Foxxxy's theories...let's see if your pre-hol holiday does the job Foxxxy!

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    OHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO 3 days. :( Some Nanna's homemade chicken soup is on it's way!! Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    No chance. If I like the lady I'm goin back for sure - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    How many guys would sign up for a course on removing a bra one handed or for a review of the Nina and Sunny video to improve their oral game?... and how many women would be willing to attend as the instructors/guinea pigs? Seems there has been a lot of gaps exposed in recent threads that could do with filling and I don't see TAFE or the UTS running any courses to help with this... why is that? SG(Discovered the other day how to open a front clasping bra one handed... too funny)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm happy to be your Lab Assistant for prac sessions. I don't know why the TAFE sector has not seized this opportunity to help hapless, horny himbos with their dating and mating skills.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Well Amicus, when I facilitate, one of the things I explain and show how is teach is how to put on a bra and how to remove it. I've taken my bra in to use as a tool, so some men are able to remove and put one one, however I don't do the guinea pig, I always ask for one from students. There's always one willing person in every class. :) It surprises me, some men can remove a bra but don't know how to put one on! LOLZ There's ways and means to a good Bobbie prize. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Qefenta3'what does classy mean to you? Having a look around to see how I would best define the term, I like the definition in Merriam-Webster the best: classy adjective \ˈkla-sē\: having qualities that make someone or something special and attractive: showing impressive character : very good, kind, etc.classy Full definition: having or showing class: asa : elegant, stylish <a classy clientele>b : having or reflecting high standards of personal behavior<a classy guy> <a classy gesture>c : admirably skillful and graceful <a classy outfielder>

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Speaking of getting sick on holiday: I'll be going on a 27-hour flight on Monday and yesterday got diagnosed with the Flu. Flu flu, not that wimpy cold you Aussies call flu.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Three table spoons of Manuka honey each day and you can take off like a champion. Mado Tara xx

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    Manuka honey with the bee venom.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Drench yourself in vitamin C,gargle with vodka...sleep..eat lots of chilli and garlic....and thanks for answering my question,yes that is what classy means to me...glamorous is quite different ...get well before you get on a plane...that ie a nightmare xx hugs too xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'kissk' It won't be my fault Foxxxy!! The lurgy seems to be dissipating fortunately... but considering I haven't left the house for three days I would hope so I think there is merit in both Ralf & Foxxxy's theories...let's see if your pre-hol holiday does the job Foxxxy! Was only thinking you would have to take sick leave before the trip. lol

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    So what happens when one returns from pre-holiday to holiday and they return to work and suddenly get the FLU or sick... Then what? Time for LSL?? Sick leaveLOL Come to think of it, I may just go back tomorrow, to the roster lady and ask for some RDO's for when I return from pre-holiday to holiday...smart thinking - thanks. ;) Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Can I handle any insult and gossip directed me every day, but I get deeply affected when my integrity gets questioned?

  • erotictouch4u

    erotictouch4u

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'sexysmartsassy' Why is there always one guy you cant seem to get over? :-( Because he doesn't like being on the bottom ET xox

  • erotictouch4u

    erotictouch4u

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'eagertongue4u' Why do a lot of women say they want a nice guy bit then go home with the direct opposite ?ET xox Because the direct opposite is exciting, hot and makes you feel good, the chemistry is electric.... etc. etc. etc. Come on nice guys....... when are you going to figure out how to turn a woman on? Sheesh. When you give us a chanceET xox

  • erotictouch4u

    erotictouch4u

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Can I handle any insult and gossip directed me every day, but I get deeply affected when my integrity gets questioned? Insults and Gossip are made up by jealous people based on false information, while questioning your integrity is a direct attack through hatred.It's easy accepting others being jealous of your achievements or talents but there is no reason for them to hate you for them.ET xox

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Why do you let it worry you, when it is people who don't even really know you? It says more about them than it does about you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Why can't I get Red Rock Deli Dijon mustard and honey potato chips anymore? They were my favourite.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Why on Earth would a guy ever learn how to put a bra on? We spend so much time and effort trying to get them off.

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Why Would a guy take you out on an expensive dinner and then proceed to pick his teeth with his fingers in front of you and then chew on his precious find? Eewww. Then he asks to see you again when you definitely know you won't go there or anywhere for that matter again. Then he wonders why? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Why would a guy think that insulting you is ok (and not just once) and is the same as being honest and straightforward (specially if you have not met him yet). And he wonders why you don't want to meet up with him and then proceeds to insult you further for that? Lol. As if I, (or any woman or man), like the idea of shredding my self esteem to bits. Blocked him fr rhp phone n kik. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You're having a bad run!! Ewwww to the tooth picker! Some people have no self awareness... Or manners! And the guy using insults thinks that he's negging you... It's a crap pick up artist 'trick' that apparently works with some women... At what cost I ask- no ethics and I'm glad you're too wise and strong to fall for that shit. What happened to the guy you were talking about in the seduction thread?? Get him back...?? Mwah

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Yes those seductive sexy well mannered ones get a second helping. Lol. Yes we are still in touch just need to work around both our work and children situation. ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Good no sorry great question you ask re integrity as I'm the bloody same :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Will I ever find a flirty coffee buddy to have long chats and heaps of piss taking laughs with... Single lady or couple lol or am I that much of a shocker to look at lol (not everyone's cups tea)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    are not who we are,integrity is xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'lilyorchid' Why would a guy think that insulting you is ok (and not just once) and is the same as being honest and straightforward (specially if you have not met him yet). And he wonders why you don't want to meet up with him and then proceeds to insult you further for that? Lol. As if I, (or any woman or man), like the idea of shredding my self esteem to bits. Blocked him fr rhp phone n kik. - Posted from rhpmobile Reminds me of the little boys back in Primary School that would pull on a girls hair and tease her because they liked her but weren't intelligent enough to get her attention any other way.... Apparently some boys never grow up. I agree with MissBlissBomb, sounds like maybe he was "negging" you. Very sad that some guys think that their best bet for finding a woman is to try and destroy her self esteem. Maybe they should work on their own personalities instead of trying to break someone else's.Kudos for telling him where to go Mr R_T

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    11 years ago

    Why are there so many so called "single" men on this site? What are they after ? And why hijack the swinging scene in the hopes of getting it. ? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Jason Leslie,is because they can,and they are trawling for sex ....or a vicarious sexuasl thrill......apparently the murderer Gerard Baden -Clay had a profile on a "dating"site for two years looking for sex.....a good looking,charming man....and a sociopath xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Do they have a Secret Couples section that single people are access? You know the same way us singles have, the place we can have a whinge about all the couples.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    There certainly is, but if the secret gets out there could be trouble alround.....and how did you find out anyway!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    What a brilliant suggestion, where do I sign up :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    BRING IT ON, THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A WOMAN WHO IS COMFORTABLE TO SHOW HER FEELINGS IN TOUCHING U, LIKE JUST TO LET YA KNOW YOU ARE MPORTANT TO HER. and she wants u to feel nice, touchy feely is nice, I love it, but haven't been getting it, haha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Why would someone use a photo of a professional footballer as their profile pic??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'wbppwb' Quoting 'ralf74' Do you often stop yourself from getting too attached to some women even though you would like to? Eg, Do you sleep with them and then not go back because you really liked them and you fear you will fall for them.? Geez ralf74, you and I think alike coz I reckon this happens all the time with men.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' How do you feel about lovers that are really touchy feely? You know, always touching your arm or leg or .... ahem... coping a feel of your bum. Is it okay? Or does it annoy you or freak you out? I am a real 'touchy feely' person - however I do not like the PDA which are possessive or for display only when others are watching! In private and during foreplay love the touching. But I am aware others do not have the same sensitivity and reaction to touches and so I watch and wait to see reactions to touching before proceeding. Makes me hold back a little because when you are shunned - you are stunned! mx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Jason_Leslie'?! Why are there so many so called "single" men on this site? What are they after ? And why hijack the swinging scene in the hopes of getting it. ? - Posted from rhpmobile Some of the 'single' are not so single - and after play on the side or just here to annoy others.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'WORKINGGUYFORYOU' BRING IT ON, THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A WOMAN WHO IS COMFORTABLE TO SHOW HER FEELINGS IN TOUCHING U, LIKE JUST TO LET YA KNOW YOU ARE MPORTANT TO HER. and she wants u to feel nice, touchy feely is nice, I love it, but haven't been getting it, haha You just need to find the right girl - definitely out there! However too many men don't want the touchy feels! Some men just have to get over themselves! Mx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My photos are not of me,but they are ASPIRATIONAL...so maybe he is in the C team and wants to be in the A team:-) xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Why does my mojo always go into hibernation during winter. And more importantly where is is hiding

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Where is IT hiding

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Twisted_Mister' I once had a 'friend' who after two glasses of wine and while walking down the street would continually rub her hands over my crotch and even try to get the old feller out! Don't mind PDA to a degree but geez..... - Posted from rhpmobile that make them itchy.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Qefenta3' My photos are not of me,but they are ASPIRATIONAL...so maybe he is in the C team and wants to be in the A team:-) xQ I sent him a message asking why he was using said photo for his profile pic. The profile has now vanished!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    L4Q, I think my mojo and your mojo have escaped to a nice island somewhere warm and are lying in the sun sipping mojitos and laughing evilly about the predicament they've left us in. On a brighter note it's quite nice to not bother with all that maintenance (it's winter after all) that comes with putting yourself out there. I sooo can't be bothered. Hugs girlfriend- mwah.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Does red hot pie have Web cam - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    11 years ago

    It is most comfortable to have a partner who is touchy feely. For me, affection is not bounded by location.

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    11 years ago

    I thought about going for the AAA team & putting George Clooney's photo up, but as I'm taller I thought that would be a dead give away.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That would just give George something to look up to :-) ...xQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    If you had balls' you could scratch yours too' but you dont' so you have a need to ask us why we scratch ours.. Adjusting is not scratching and more than 2 shakes is classified as a pull.... Simple really' Hope that answers your question..

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    11 years ago

    Nice

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    OK Ladies (L4Q and MsBB)... TREASURE HUNT I am about to head off to a South Pacific, Tropical island.... When I am basking in the warm sun on the Beach and a coconut Mojitio is brought to me.... I shall ask Mr.Ketut "Where the bloody hell are L4Q and Ms.BB's Mojo's??" When I find them...I will send them express to you both...VIP delivery to your door. :) Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Jay_Me' If you had balls' you could scratch yours too' but you dont' so you have a need to ask us why we scratch ours.. Adjusting is not scratching and more than 2 shakes is classified as a pull.... Simple really' Hope that answers your question.. You don't see a woman scratching or adjusting her vagina flaps in public...do you? So more than 2 scratches would be classified as what?? a flick masturbation or a quick masturbation?? HAHA the only thing a woman does in public is flick her panties out of her bum...so two flicks would be?? Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    What music do you play - set the mood or just rock to?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'wannaplayx2s' Does red hot pie have Web cam - Posted from rhpmobile You can get to it via the tab near the top on the right that says 'Webcam Chat'.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Quoting 'Jay_Me' If you had balls' you could scratch yours too' but you dont' so you have a need to ask us why we scratch ours.. Adjusting is not scratching and more than 2 shakes is classified as a pull.... Simple really' Hope that answers your question.. You don't see a woman scratching or adjusting her vagina flaps in public...do you? So more than 2 scratches would be classified as what?? a flick masturbation or a quick masturbation?? HAHA the only thing a woman does in public is flick her panties out of her bum...so two flicks would be?? Foxy Great one Foxy!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    We both know balls need more room than flaps. Balls are designed in such a way that they move when we sit or move our legs' so when we stand or walk they may slip into a position that needs rearranging.. No worries unless the penis becomes involved in which case the adjustment may become a little more than that. A quick adjustment is one thing, a little fiddle is another and THATS' what you probally notice..lol. Theres a saying that more than 2 shakes is a pull. Said with tongue in cheek of course.. Anyway' you girls have abit of a rub when you think no one's looking too . lol. a prolonged scratch ( flicking as you say) if it feels good surely is not only a man thing... Besides' how about them tight fitting exercise pants that rub against your lady bits.. Quite obvious something's going on down there. Either that or the lady bits are in a constant state of excitement.. Please explain..lol Not complaining mind you.. its a good look..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    If you have to flick twice to get your panties outta your bum.. I'd say your bum's hungry ... one flick should be enough..

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    @ Jayme.. Two flicks mean one for each cheek, either that or time to remove the panties! Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That's funny... Gotta admire a woman who can step out of her panties without missing a beat..lol.. Reminds me of that old Flick ad... Singing" ..... "remember one flick ' and their gone...". hehe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    What the heck is a Da ddo ron ron?And why the hell do you have to walk someone home to get one!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    How about when women are wearing g-strings Foxy?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Incontinence is more likely within 3' of the toilet?? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Because we have them lol

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