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Seducing a hot tradie. Has any other women done it ?
December 08 2015
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RHP User
10 years ago
I hope you submitted a Safe Work Method Statement, Job Risk Analysis and an Environmental Management Plan before engaging in any additional "hot work". You also should have called in your Workplace Health and Safety Officer to inspect the proposed job (in case of an impending 3some) and submitted an Emergency Evacuation Procedure (just in case things got out of control) ;) Obi1
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RHP User
10 years ago
You are a lucky, lucky bugger!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
He was 17 years younger, came around to give a quote for a job and I seduced him. It was a very sexually charged scenario.....it was Mrs Dow that morning, never mind Mrs Robinson.....
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RHP User
10 years ago
that want to do some work around my place
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RHP User
10 years ago
But Im working on a chippie who's building a house a few doors down. Ive been walking my dog a lot lately. Funny that.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I was the young apprentice working with my two bosses, we were working on a house and had been there for nearly two weeks. The owners were living in the house and the wife was a housewife (stay at home) she was normal type of lady as far as I could tell in fact I hardly even seen or spoke to her. That changed at the very end of the job when I was sent back to do a few small fix ups on my own.She was a married lady and I am guessing but maybe 20 years older than me and I don't recall thinking she was Hot or sexy.Anyway I thought she was being very friendly and flirty and when she showed me her nighty that had a whole bunch of sex positions on it I didn't know how to take it ,Being a shy nervous young lad I just carried on.Then she came out of her bedroom wearing and it didn't leave a lot to the imagination.I never did anything I think I was too scared to but I enjoyed the attention. I did get sent back another two times to do little fix ups, and because I lived near her and it was easy for my boss to get me to do it at the end of the day or early morning.On my last trip as I was leaving she reached in the window of my car and grabbed my cock. I was 19 and thought I was big and brave but really I was terrified. She got me hard and was wanking me in the driveway and I blew all over her hand. She asked me to come back and join her and her husband on Friday night or the weekend I cant quite remember but I never went back and never said a word to my boss either
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MissBishere
10 years ago
I haven't no BUT I have lots of work that needs doing so would happily entertain a tradie 😜
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RHP User
10 years ago
Where can I find me a sexy trade definitely one of my fantasies lol Miss B 💋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' I haven't no BUT I have lots of work that needs doing so would happily entertain a tradie 😜 But can be handy in that department if you need any internal plumbing checked out
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RHP User
10 years ago
Dear Penthouse Letters....... I never thought Id be writing a story like this....... lol
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
But close. Met a gorgeous tradie here, we managed to get through nearly two hours of chats and drinks before an extended pashing session in the hotel carpark. I was all set to invite him over to run his eye over a few projects and then seduce him, but alas he moved interstate. :( We are still mates though....and maybe I should jump o a plane and check out his projects one day;)
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RHP User
10 years ago
It's just one of those moments I keep looking back on and thinking maybe this is why I have a thing for older women now. And nurses And big tits Yeah she defiantly corrupted me and left a lasting impression. Ps I'm still open for home visits
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RHP User
10 years ago
And has had ladies answering the door in nothing but a towel when they're expecting work to be done ;) And he has some stories of one lady even dropping a towel but he tells me he hasn't done anything (he knows I wouldn't mind if he did!) I seduced my hubby on a train :) Mary xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
My boss sent me out to get a vehicle started for some lady. It seemed the car was fine but not so much the lady, I think she was the one that needed the attention. She answered the door wearing some sexy lingerie and asked me inside (hold up, but the car is outside), I panicked and got the hell out of there asap. Looking back I'm thinking 'what a dumb ass I was
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RHP User
10 years ago
Love a guy who's good with his hands. I once seduced me a tradie. Now he's mine, all mine! Yep, hairy bum cracks and all lol He may not be younger but he's DEFINITELY oh so hot and sexy! 😍 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'English_andy123' It's just one of those moments I keep looking back on and thinking maybe this is why I have a thing for older women now. And nurses And big tits Yeah she defiantly corrupted me and left a lasting impression. Ps I'm still open for home visits Do you make housecalls to melbourne? I think I need some plumbing attended to and a couple of screws need to be done... Payment in kind... ANYHOOO...... WHERE ARE THE BLOODY TRADIES IN MELBOURNE!!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm sure I could be convinced to take a look at your plumbing. I'll bring my big wrench with me just in case
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' ANYHOOO...... WHERE ARE THE BLOODY TRADIES IN MELBOURNE!!! LOL, Mr Cum is a tradie Lily....just sayin Shaz
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'English_andy123' I'm sure I could be convinced to take a look at your plumbing. I'll bring my big wrench with me just in case You can bring any tool you want to get the work done, just dont be a tool. Can I watch while you get the work done?
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'cumplaytime' Quoting 'lilyorchid' ANYHOOO...... WHERE ARE THE BLOODY TRADIES IN MELBOURNE!!! LOL, Mr Cum is a tradie Lily....just sayin Shaz Oh that's right Shaz, forgot about that... tell him I need some plumbing to be done...
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Nowukas
10 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' Quoting 'English_andy123' It's just one of those moments I keep looking back on and thinking maybe this is why I have a thing for older women now. And nurses And big tits Yeah she defiantly corrupted me and left a lasting impression. Ps I'm still open for home visits Do you make housecalls to melbourne? I think I need some plumbing attended to and a couple of screws need to be done... Payment in kind... ANYHOOO...... WHERE ARE THE BLOODY TRADIES IN MELBOURNE!!! Need your plumbing done hey. Well I have a fair knowledge of basement plumbing. I have only a limited knowledge of screwing different types of materials, but I am willing to learn and can supply my own tools. My good tool is in the shop getting fixed though, so I have had to borrow the apprentices. It is smaller than normal, and the battery runs out really quick, but by gum when it is in use, you bloody know about it! hehehehehe
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ausiealex
10 years ago
if any ladies needs some electrical work done, im a sparky
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
I wouldn't mind wearing the female "Tradie Lady" underwear to fix a few 6-9" pipes that sprout. 😇😈 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
10 years ago
football , I had several jobs looking to find something I wanted to do. At 17 , I started working with a then and still very famous footballer.. I was sent to do a delivery not far from our shop. I knocked on the door and this very big smiling overweight unattractive woman answers the door with just her open dressing gown and furry slippers.... Quickest delivery I ever made...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Got cock blocked by my mother
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tylannister
10 years ago
Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' Got cock blocked by my mother You gotta share the story on that one...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Mr Poly (as a young fella) was helping Dad do deliveries in the neighbourhood - on one of the runs, I took the box of goodies and knocked on the door of one of the deliveries - I waited, waited and waited and then hello this lady comes out in her lingerie (sexy too I might add) and says "oh who are you - wheres John" (not his real name but lets pretend hes my dads name for the scenario) ... Hes waiting in the car.....so obviously this lady was dressed to impressed not for me but for yours truly my dad LOL.....she didnt plan on jnr delivering the box LOL..... I never spoke a word of it to my mum......but it explains the grin on my dads face when I returned from the house LOL....set up LOL
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RHP User
10 years ago
I was a handy pool technician back in the day and helped a damsel in distress get her pool back to normal. And we had some fun times over the weeks I was there maintaining it. Ah memories... cheers Natural :D - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lovinit28andKC72
10 years ago
I've got the plumber coming tomorrow, hmmmm....😈
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RHP User
10 years ago
hmmmmm lol ;)
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RHP User
10 years ago
😘😘😘😘 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I locked myself out one day, so there I was in my underwear, true story, lucky I had my phone, music in ears, so called a locksmith. It was at the tail end of last summer so beautiful warm day, was outside with coffee enjoying the warmth, dressed in the blue and purple boy pants i'm wearing in one of my pictures, a bikini top and skimpy little singlet. Locked out by the glass sliding door??? Only I could achieve that, didn't even think it was possible. Anyway, locksmith breaks in from the other side, comes through my unit to let me in. I was feeling really sexy and horny. We stood at the kitchen bench only a few meters from my bedroom. He took forever to fill out the paperwork, during which I just wanted to go him. He was lean and tight, young and yummy. So I had this dilemma, do I take a punt lol or let him leave and I ended up chickening out mainly because he was working and I figured he wouldn't want to risk his job, in the event he was interested of course, but regretted it after he had gone. If you're reading this dude, I would have done a job on you that day after you'd done my job 😯 small note here, locked myself out about 3 or 4 times haha welcome to my world 😱
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Lovinit28' I've got the plumber coming tomorrow, hmmmm....😈 coming or cumming???
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RHP User
10 years ago
Been a plumber for 7 years never happend once i need new customers i think haha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
So I have a very attractive lady I regular get called out to to do a few odd jobs as her hubby works away a lot often I have turned up and she has just " gotten out of the shower " or was just " getting changed " and have caught her naked or with very little clothing on as she's happy for me to let myself in . She often flirts and jokes about how I should take care of her needs as her hubby is never there to . So upon finishing up this arvo she offers me a beer then a shower as I was pretty muddy after finishing the job . So I'm mid shower and the door opens she walks in looks me up and down with a cheesy smile says here's your towel as she turns to walk out she says " you sure you don't need a hand cleaning off that mud ? I could do with a shower myself and there is 2 shower heads in there " I replied " no point wasting hot water by turn the 2nd shower head on we can just share this one " joking as I thought she was just being her usual flirty self she turns and walks out laughing 30 seconds later she walks back in naked and gets in the shower soaps herself up and says here let me wash your back for you so I turn around and she starts rubbing her soapy fake breast over my back and reaches around and starts rubbing my already hard cock she turns me back around as she drops to her knees and takes me in her mouth sucking like it's her last meal for a good 15 minutes before i offer to return the favour as she was freshly waxed she was already wet as I slide my finger inside of her very tight pussy as I licked her clit until she cum very loudly once regaining her breath she kissed me passionately said thank you and walked out to her room .... I wasn't leaving without finish off myself so I followed her to the room as I walked in she was on all 4's on the edge of the bed as she turns and looks back at me and says I'm glade you followed me now do whatever you came in here to do to me after fucking each other's brains out for a good 3 or so hours I get ready to leave and she says same time next week lol can't wait for next Thursday
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RHP User
10 years ago
But if any Adelaide ladies need their internet fixed in person drop me a line and i can come over and give you some tech support.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I am also handy with toolsspannerssocketsgrindersweldersriding cropshandcuffs
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RHP User
10 years ago
I have some plumbing I need fixing, my garden retic has sprung a leak somewhere, can you help lol i'm pretty good with other types of plumbing and will invite you in for a cold drink when you're done 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'polys' Mr Poly (as a young fella) was helping Dad do deliveries in the neighbourhood - on one of the runs, I took the box of goodies and knocked on the door of one of the deliveries - I waited, waited and waited and then hello this lady comes out in her lingerie (sexy too I might add) and says "oh who are you - wheres John" (not his real name but lets pretend hes my dads name for the scenario) ... Hes waiting in the car.....so obviously this lady was dressed to impressed not for me but for yours truly my dad LOL.....she didnt plan on jnr delivering the box LOL..... I never spoke a word of it to my mum......but it explains the grin on my dads face when I returned from the house LOL....set up LOL That is soooo funny. Your dad is so cheeky. Love it!
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Seachange73
10 years ago
A great read, Hot even. Thanks for sharing. Nice to read on way to work. Waiting for next week's hot details.
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I locked myself out one day, so there I was in my underwear, true story, lucky I had my phone, music in ears, so called a locksmith. It was at the tail end of last summer so beautiful warm day, was outside with coffee enjoying the warmth, dressed in the blue and purple boy pants i'm wearing in one of my pictures, a bikini top and skimpy little singlet. Locked out by the glass sliding door??? Only I could achieve that, didn't even think it was possible. Anyway, locksmith breaks in from the other side, comes through my unit to let me in. I was feeling really sexy and horny. We stood at the kitchen bench only a few meters from my bedroom. He took forever to fill out the paperwork, during which I just wanted to go him. He was lean and tight, young and yummy. So I had this dilemma, do I take a punt lol or let him leave and I ended up chickening out mainly because he was working and I figured he wouldn't want to risk his job, in the event he was interested of course, but regretted it after he had gone. If you're reading this dude, I would have done a job on you that day after you'd done my job 😯 small note here, locked myself out about 3 or 4 times haha welcome to my world 😱 This story made me laugh!!! Thanks... I think you should keep a spare key under a rock in your backyard.. But then again it would be fun would it.... just as well you look good in those boy pants. Lol. Happy Friday!
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Seachange73
10 years ago
It should read "But then again it would not be fun, would it?"
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RHP User
10 years ago
Thanks I'll be sure to fill you in on next weeks odd jobs ;) If I'm ever in Melbourne I'll be sure to let you know maybe I could drop over and do a few odd jobs for you
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RHP User
10 years ago
Well being a plumber by trade, I have the unfortunate job of always having my head stuck under a sink, head behind a toilet, 4 feet down in a trench laying pipes - so although I have seen women who looked very yummy, I never get the chance to see what they are wearing or doing when I'm on the job. I have even spoken to other tradies about this topic, and no luck either for these guys either. Woe is me lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
The first words that came out of my mouth when I went to pull the handle back and it wouldn't budge were 'you've gotta be kidding me' shortly followed by 'fuuuuuuuk' lol outside in full view of the street, just thought thought I'd duck out for a second with my coffee before a shower. Would prefer to be telling the story with a juicier ending sigh and worse, the next time I locked myself out, because yep there was a next time, I couldn't remember the name of that company haha spewing 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Oh and thanks for the compliment ☺ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Big whammy for me......found, seduced, landed (big time) and now I'm expecting tradie Jnr Hahahaha Great with his hands and tools wink wink....totally oiled my hinges...
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RHP User
10 years ago
This has to be one of the hottest fantasies I have, well after the naughty doctor one and the policeman one... oh never mind.. I need to find myself a saucy tradie with a wink in his eye.
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RHP User
10 years ago
does a firewood guy count as a tradie? I helped him to unload his wood that he delivered.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Well it was the opposite for me. I was doing work at a house for a gorgeous woman where she was flirting occasionally and having lingering looks. So over the course of the day I made sure she received my full attention and the best views. This all lead to a hot encounter in the kitchen...service with a smile I say. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Helped him to unload his wood?? Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
God if I'd known tradie's were up for it. Any tradie has to come to my place, be afraid, be very afraid 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I seduced the guy that was delivering my new car. It took me about 5 minutes ;) It was a fantasy come to life.I loved it and it appeared he did too ... and he left with the biggest grin on his face. Now onto the next fantasy .... the tradie xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'd be willing to fix your plumbing up Lily 👍 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
As a couple of others have indicated this is not strictly on topic as I'm not a tradie, however very much on topic in terms of the outcome and I'm in the mood to type. I was working as the local agent for a removals company, this involved going to prospective clients homes and assessing the load size of their furniture and belongings etc and providing a quote for removal. Most appointments were fairly mundane and although at times you were required to check drawers, cupboards, wardrobes etc and you did come across some very interesting 'items', it was generally a case of get in and out as quick as you could. One day I turned up for an appointment at a home, it was late morning, almost noon and the door was answered by this very attractive and immaculately dressed woman probably mid thirties in age. Was invited in and as a true professional commenced the standard procedure, when do you want to move, what's going, need packing or just uplift etc. She seemed somewhat shy and reserved or even timid when answering so using my very best relationship building skills, try to establish rapport, I asked if she was headed out to attend a lunch or function given how well and attractively she was dressed. Well, this caused her to blush deep red and she stammered out....ah, er, um, no, I don't get out much, don't get any company, no kids, have only been in town for 6 months, always moving house due to the husbands job, he was always busy, worked long hours etc etc. Now it was my turn to feel embarrassed as clearly, my appointment and being there, was the highlight of her day and I had made her feel uncomfortable. Trying to turn things around I complimented her on how attractive she was, how pretty her dress was, the shoes and that it was nice that she had made an effort as there were plenty of times when I had been exposed to the exact opposite..... ugg boots on, ciggie in hand, ashtray full, empty bottles of wine/vodka strewn around, dressing gown still on, etc and the house looking like a tip! Here the whole house was immaculate, almost sterile, clearly an indication of how she spent most of her day! Anyhow, we proceed through the house, me assessing the furniture, making compliments or comments where I could, her responding in short sentences, voice catching in her throat...she really was hard work. I start to finish up and out of the blue she blurts out if I wanted a coffee or was it to early for, perhaps a glass of wine? I could see that this was a real effort for her to ask and felt extremely bad that I couldn't as I had back to back appointments and truly had to leave. My best attempts to play down what she heard as straight out rejection failed miserably, her head dropped, shoulders slumped and she stammered, of course, how silly of me to ask, I'm sorry etc etc as we both moved to the door. At this point there had been no indication of anything else other than this being yet another appointment, yes she was extremely attractive, well dressed, well mannered, but there was no tension, no sign of any interest, innuendo, nothing, zero, zip, nadda. But there was something about this woman and I genuinely felt a little bit...sorry? for her. So instead of just breezing out the door, I thanked her again for her time, expressed the hope that we would win the job, told her how good she looked again, here is my card please call if there is anything I missed or if you have a question. Turned and walked out the door and heard it click shut behind me. The next day as I'm out on the road I get a call from the office that my next appointment had just cancelled but Mrs Housewife had requested I call back around as she had a couple of queries and concerns, and given that my next two appointments after that, funnily enough, were within a 5 minute drive of her place....so I turned around and off I headed. I got to the house, knocked on the door, she opened the door, again dressed immaculately, and was ushered inside. This time there was a bottle of wine on the coffee table with two glasses, already poured, and she indicated that she had a couple of concerns that she needed to ask about and could I please sit down. We sat down and she started to ask a couple of mundane questions that weren't that really important but led to the question of whether the actual removalists would dismantle the enormous king size bed. At this stage I still did not think anything more than, just another job, although there did seem to be something a little different, a little edge to her voice? Just a slight tension in the air? We go into the bedroom and I have to get down on my knees and peer under the bed, get under the bed etc to see what was involved. When I stand back up she is standing very close to me, hands clasped in front of her, head down. Her. Do you find me, um, attractive? Me. Ah, yes, yes you are very attractive. Her. Well my husband doesn't think so. Me. Um, well, your husband is clearly foolish. (Where the hell is this going....surely not????) Her. (reaching her hand out to mine and taking hold off it) Desirable, am I desirable? Do you find me desirable? Me. (Gulp), Ah yes, very. (Really? Is this really going to happen? Is this going where I think it's going?) Her. (taking my hand and placing it on her hip) Wwwwould, would you make love to me? Me. (OMG, it is, one of my fantasies is about to come true) stammering......yyyyes, yes, yes. Her. (now guiding my hand under and up her dress). I'm not wearing any panties (she blushes) Me. (Another gulp, a gigantic one. Jesus wept its true, she isn't wearing any panties) another stammer and all I can offer is....OMG! (idiot!!!! that's the best you can offer!) Her. Please make love to me. (my hand is now placed between her legs, I can feel her heat and dampness) Me. (Now rock hard and I pull her toward me) Yes! A gentleman never tells (well, not all the detail), but suffice to say from that moment on my demure Mrs Housewife proved to be anything but, what's the saying? A lady on the street and nothing like a lady between the sheets? The next two appointments that I had to go to, just a couple of minutes away? Dummy appointments booked by Mrs Housewife to allow time for our tryst! After that afternoon, I never saw Mrs Housewife again. We didn't win the job and while (seemingly) in the course of duty I tried following up there was no contact at all. Just a very pleasant and lingering memory of a fantasy ticked off for me, for her? Who knows! S
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Katkat
10 years ago
Plenty of tradies out there specially toy boys just gotta look in the right place 😉😜. I had this tradie asking me if I needed a service on my air con I'm like not right now it's winter lol this was during winter though. Now that is summer may be I should give him a wink wink lmao. 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Diesel fitter here with an acurate depth gauge ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
I mentioned the other day (to a very sexy male friend of mine), I was after a Tradie to fix my "block" because it needed some screwing... I felt very honoured because he was kind enough to offer his services, even tho I mentioned to him, not to look down there, as there might be cobwebs. 😏 Ms Foxy
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RHP User
10 years ago
If he didn't charge for the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Countrychic1962' does a firewood guy count as a tradie? I helped him to unload his wood that he delivered. Did you help him unload his wood, or, did he have the wood(y) and you helped him unload ???
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RHP User
10 years ago
Haha that does sound like a good deal intouch myself Bea is not normally in my service area haha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
As a tradie myself and working in the environment I can say that the majority of us are horny buggers and would love to be seduced!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Dayam 😯
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RHP User
10 years ago
Has this happened to me! Although, definately a long term fantasy! I was a carpenter, but turned that in to be a doctor. Not if only I can find that attractive woman at home, with a broken heart .... shaped cabinet! :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
And lucky I would say 👌
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'coastguy16' Thanks I'll be sure to fill you in on next weeks odd jobs ;) If I'm ever in Melbourne I'll be sure to let you know maybe I could drop over and do a few odd jobs for you Oooops! I think one of my pipes just dropped.... when is the next job down in Melb????
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RHP User
10 years ago
Seems like a big job I could make a special trip tomorrow might need a whole week to fix it though ;)
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'coastguy16' Seems like a big job I could make a special trip tomorrow might need a whole week to fix it though ;) hahaha. Love your dedication to your work.. you know you need to have to inspect the job THOROUGHLY, inch by inch to give me a proper ASSessment of the situation and a proper quote... and yes it may take days to get the pipe fixed... (i shall see to it). It is one of my fantasies..... Now in the meantime, again.... where are the Melbourne traidies???? For goodness sake, do i have to contact interstate tradies to get the job done?
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RHP User
10 years ago
melbourne tradie right here lily plumber infact - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'cruzyguy77' melbourne tradie right here lily plumber infact - Posted from rhpmobile but I am out of your preferred age range ... so that counts me out of your 'service' area.... Oh well
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RHP User
10 years ago
Didn't realise my service area was set up like that hehe just made adjustment - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
But an amusing story. I was seventeen and working meals on wheels. It was a common thing if any young guys were working to send them in to the mad, horny old ladies place. It was a mansion, immaculate and decked out with expense. I was so glad I had many more meals to deliver as it was a great excuse to get the hell out of there when she cornered me. The ladies gave me shit for the full six months I was there.
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RHP User
10 years ago
As a young 22 yo carpenter in Cairns i had my own business conducting maintenance for residential and commercial properties.The most memorable seduction actually ended up with a trip to the hospital, instead of any kind of tryst. Was called to fix a towel rail in the bathroom, and when i turned up, the lady of the house had just come out of the bathroom, wearing a face washer that she was trying to pass off as a towel. She was smoking hot, and it was a test of will power not to stare at her beautiful figure. Anyway, got the job done, and was asked if i could also check the sink cabinet as there seemed to be a leak. I got under there laying on my back with my head and shoulders in the cabinet and looked around but couldn't find anything, so sort of stuck my head back out and remarked that i couldn't see any leaks when she opened her towel, and crossed it over the other way, but giving me a perfect brief glimpse of everything. Being young i didn't know if those were signals or not, so stuck my head back in the unit and tried to think of what to do, while my shorts looked like a tent. Obviously not the reaction this lady wanted, so she made her intention very clear - and grabbed me between the legs as her towel dropped to the floor. Well, if it wasn't for the "P" trap under the sink cutting my scone open as i sat up in shock, i reckon i was in like Flynn (Even a dumb young chippy can read those signals) Oh, then there was that naughty granny and the housewife who wanted to do my Boss and Myself (When i was an apprentice) and her husband even came out with her massive black dildo and told us to sit back and watch!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' God if I'd known tradie's were up for it. Any tradie has to come to my place, be afraid, be very afraid 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile What a coincidence I'm just starting up an electrical business
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RHP User
10 years ago
if you need concrete or "other services" anywhere in the Perth metro area ladies...
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Oooops there goes another pipe. Looks like u need ti free up some time to some job. .. it wont be an easy job and hope you and your tools are up to tge task. Do I just go to dial-a-hot tradie?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Omg what a coincidence 😁😁😁
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm very versatile and good with hands, tools and cliches ! And don't mind the tradesman entrance one bit !
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RHP User
10 years ago
Not quite a tradie, but I've heard many stories in my field of transport (eg general deliveries, furniture removals/installation), but haven't had the slightest interest along these lines. Closest encounter I've had was a woman answering the door naked (with her clothes or similar held in front of her)! I assume she was expecting someone else? Needless to say, she disappeared back inside real quick! She didn't return but as I was authorised to leave the goods at the door anyway, I did.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Check your inbox lily n let me know what needs fixing 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Omg what a coincidence 😁😁😁 That's shocking ;-)
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'cruzyguy77' Check your inbox lily n let me know what needs fixing 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile haha., will do... making a list now....
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RHP User
10 years ago
Lol shocking? I don't even know why i'm talking to you. You've been cheating on me flirting with another woman in another topic, I saw 😁😁 actually lots of other women 😁😁 such a tart - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
This is definitely one of my all time fantasies too! So hot!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Always willing to be a helping hand, not everyone is good with wood - Posted from rhpmobile
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compressor
10 years ago
Well I sure would do work around the house of Brisbane ladies for some attention lol. no problem
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RHP User
10 years ago
RHP Classifieds. Gee never saw that coming. Pmsl. 🔨🔩🔧🚿💡🔑📞
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'countrytouch' Not quite a tradie, but I've heard many stories in my field of transport (eg general deliveries, furniture removals/installation), but haven't had the slightest interest along these lines. Closest encounter I've had was a woman answering the door naked (with her clothes or similar held in front of her)! I assume she was expecting someone else? I mean this scenario - someone rings in and the lady is holding her clothes in front of her - can happen any day..in the summer...there is no need to assume she was expecting someone else - but the opposite ...she would not be expecting anyone.. I almost got caught in "minimal attire" one morning when a fire alarm inspection was held at my unit. I was tired , forgot about it completely, worked till late, went to bed in "minimal attire" only to be woken up at 6:45AM by someone ringing my intercom so loud that would wake the dead and wanting to test the fire alarm...aaaaaaaaaaaaaa...last minute run to get some clothes on and look presentable at 7am..
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Lol shocking? I don't even know why i'm talking to you. You've been cheating on me flirting with another woman in another topic, I saw 😁😁 actually lots of other women 😁😁 such a tart - Posted from rhpmobile I thought we agreed I could flirt with other women as long as I didn't cheat, and since I haven't been getting any lately......., did not think I was cheating. (Or did I not get the memo on the definition of cheating), bugger. OK, I promise I will not cheat more than 5x a week from now on. (Is this our first spat) .
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RHP User
10 years ago
Haha it's okay, you know i'm not the jealous type, I believe in sharing mmm and I couldn't imagine you and I ever having a real spat, we have the same genetic makeup i'm sure, wait, I hope that doesn't mean we're related lol god I spew shit 😁
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RHP User
10 years ago
I've answered the door naked quite a few times lol The poor postie would bring parcels up to the front door (not where I currently live) and it was always when I was sneaking some private time for myself 😉 i'd scramble out to catch him before he left and we got carded, no time to get dressed so would partly open the door, apologize for not being dressed haha, try to sign without coming into full view. He must have known, he started out looking a bit embarrassed but then kind of got used to it. He had to come up the stairs and around past my bedroom window. I never heard his vehicle pull up, so he would come rushing past my window when I was um touching myself 😁 so he might have thought I had plans for him, I didn't, it was just timing
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RHP User
10 years ago
I have been working at a woman.s house and she has just put me on to RHP. So you just never know that demure housewife might be not as innocent as she looks. I am looking forward to that I might encounter in the RHP world
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RHP User
10 years ago
Not getting any lol is a great way to not cheat. Useful advice for the cheaters haha well i'm not cheating either then 😁😁😯 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Quoting 'Countrychic1962' does a firewood guy count as a tradie? I helped him to unload his wood that he delivered. Did you help him unload his wood, or, did he have the wood(y) and you helped him unload ??? The first led to the second .
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Badbabe469
10 years ago
I have been doing service work for years and never yet have I been even slightly hit on.... Fark didn't think I was that ugly PMSL
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RHP User
10 years ago
You are in very good hands
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RHP User
10 years ago
been hit on while at work, though I am always pretty focused on the task at hand
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RHP User
10 years ago
Was a chef for 13 years, been a carpenter for 13 years too, currently studying to become a Ranger.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I've answered the door naked quite a few times lol The poor postie would bring parcels up to the front door (not where I currently live) and it was always when I was sneaking some private time for myself 😉 i'd scramble out to catch him before he left and we got carded, no time to get dressed so would partly open the door, apologize for not being dressed haha, try to sign without coming into full view. He must have known, he started out looking a bit embarrassed but then kind of got used to it. He had to come up the stairs and around past my bedroom window. I never heard his vehicle pull up, so he would come rushing past my window when I was um touching myself 😁 so he might have thought I had plans for him, I didn't, it was just timing
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friendlyguy65
10 years ago
Was on the beat many years ago in a busy inner suburb and had to attend a burglary. Did all the necessary inquiries and left the scene. When I returned to the station, the grumpy old Sergeant informed me that a woman from down the road had rung numerous times, requesting the young policeman return, as she had some information about the burglary. He went on to say don't keep calling. I told him I would re attend straight away to gather the information. We were an item on and off for the following two years. Who said crime don't pay!
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