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THE UNION PART 2!
July 07 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'Whatever could you mean Honky? I figured you'd had enough of sparring with me..... imagining u fluttering ur eyelashes too. don't take us for fools with albeit gorgeous eyes and high cheekbones. da kizza, da wing and da honk are all mensa members. we aint sparring with u rudderless lot. we are playing with you. we are ur puppeteers. when we walk into bars,our presense is proceeded by a Georgian choir and we are backlit by floodlights (actually comes across rool cool). the reality is undeniable. damn I love writing ambiguous shit. toodooloo for now haha
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Been trying to message you but for some reason I'm "locked".....will the vodke go with my wowwypop? Quoting 'wingman2013'Ladies can we at least make this battle classy if we are going to charge admission? I propose we pour in a case of vodka to the tub so us victors can sample the spoils of war by doing jelly shots off your vanquished bits. As for vanquished bits, jeezus christ I just tried to bow out gracefully having flogged the three of you repeatedly over as many days and you still want to have a go!!! (tut tuts shaking head) well looks like our stand off has now gained attention.....watch out Honky, Wings and Kizz.....you're on Freya's radar now.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Been trying to message you but for some reason I'm "locked".....will the vodke go with my wowwypop? Quoting 'wingman2013'Ladies can we at least make this battle classy if we are going to charge admission? I propose we pour in a case of vodka to the tub so us victors can sample the spoils of war by doing jelly shots off your vanquished bits. As for vanquished bits, jeezus christ I just tried to bow out gracefully having flogged the three of you repeatedly over as many days and you still want to have a go!!! (tut tuts shaking head) well looks like our stand off has now gained attention.....watch out Honky, Wings and Kizz.....you're on Freya's radar now.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Will the vodka go with my wowwypop? Quoting 'wingman2013'Ladies can we at least make this battle classy if we are going to charge admission? I propose we pour in a case of vodka to the tub so us victors can sample the spoils of war by doing jelly shots off your vanquished bits.- Posted from rhpmobile And come on for God's sake guys, I tried to gracefully bow out and allow you a win BUT Nooooooo Honky just can't let it go can he. I've repeatedly flogged the three of you over as many days and you still want more!! (tut tuts and shakes head) Alright then boyfriends, our little stand off now appears to have come under the scrutiny of others and I'd be afraid if I were you, very afraid.....you three are now on Freya's radar.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
I will pay that for Freya is a worthy combatant. but, like many before you she too eventually was overwhelmed by the charisma that is oozes out of the honky.
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RHP User
12 years ago
How many times do you have to repeat the same thing INDAGINE?The Union has turned better women than you into dribbling, jibering messes ! UNION !
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RHP User
12 years ago
Surely he hasn't worked out what we put in the rock cake? I carefully his all of the mould from the wheat fields in Salem so no one but us new where it was. Bugger.I was kinda looking forward to seeing the Union in hysterics.
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RHP User
12 years ago
hid(i think I've inhaled some of it myself ... )
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On_Safari
12 years ago
hmmm I haven't seen your eyes or your cheekbones to be able to judge thier level of gorgeousness. Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' imagining u fluttering ur eyelashes too. don't take us for fools with albeit gorgeous eyes and high cheekbones. da kizza, da wing and da honk are all mensa members. WTF is a mensa? I thought that was an adult diaper!! As for sparring with, oh yes how did you delicately put it "u rudderless lot" and you are "playing" with us you are far from even remotely aware that the puppetmaster has been pulling your strings my dear toots. I have no desire to further diminish the quality of this gentle sparring by reducing it to a sexist argument and in so saying I would like to whisper a cautionary word in your ear da Honky, da Kizz and da Wings. "You do realise it is possible for you, by not fighting against us but by ranging yourselves at our sides, to have your little "boys club" and be el presidente and committee? If you had any knowledge of the noble things in life you would refrain from your attempts to antagonise the gentile sex for their conquest is ultimately what you covet is it not?" When you walk into bars, your presence is noted simply because of the manner in which you stumbled through the door preceeded by your loud sidekicks and you are backlit by tealight candles on the tables not bloddy floodlights, get a grip!! Now the reality that I am indeed "rudderless" is undeniable. So is the fact that I tend to think with my big head moreso than my little one. Yes you are an ambiguous shit.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' hmmm I haven't seen your eyes or your cheekbones to be able to judge thier level of gorgeousness. Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' imagining u fluttering ur eyelashes too. don't take us for fools with albeit gorgeous eyes and high cheekbones. da kizza, da wing and da honk are all mensa members. WTF is a mensa? I thought that was an adult diaper!! As for sparring with, oh yes how did you delicately put it "u rudderless lot" and you are "playing" with us you are far from even remotely aware that the puppetmaster has been pulling your strings my dear toots. I have no desire to further diminish the quality of this gentle sparring by reducing it to a sexist argument and in so saying I would like to whisper a cautionary word in your ear da Honky, da Kizz and da Wings. "You do realise it is possible for you, by not fighting against us but by ranging yourselves at our sides, to have your little "boys club" and be el presidente and committee? If you had any knowledge of the noble things in life you would refrain from your attempts to antagonise the gentile sex for their conquest is ultimately what you covet is it not?" When you walk into bars, your presence is noted simply because of the manner in which you stumbled through the door preceeded by your loud sidekicks and you are backlit by tealight candles on the tables not bloddy floodlights, get a grip!! Now the reality that I am indeed "rudderless" is undeniable. So is the fact that I tend to think with my big head moreso than my little one. Yes you are an ambiguous shit. see me in chat. I am always there, cheekbones in full view. and btw, as georgie w bush infamously said "mission accomplished". ya wanna more ambiguosity? bahhaahahah
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On_Safari
12 years ago
In his own awesomeness!! Keep the "special ingredient" on the sly chick and ease up on the snorting FFS we're supposed to be the winning team here!!! We'll slip it to them and have them laughing a lil laterer..... Bella and Freya are you guys up for doing the jelly shotz off the vanquished men? And boyz could you please manscape yourselves prior to the slaughter, I don't think I'd like to be gagging on a hair, pubic or otherwise; whilst enjoying my vodka and jelly. What about you ladies? Thumbs up or ?
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On_Safari
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was wondering what happened to ya brains...you all walked into a bar....permanent damage is it boys?
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RHP User
12 years ago
rich for me Indy....I have delicate sensibilities
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hope you get a fur ball
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' the place were you can say WANA ROOT! like its 1970 something again.... i am coolskoolius maximus what i may lack in the brains dept as viewed by some in here i make up for in the amorous sense and warrior features im purely here for the sex the whole sex and nothing but the sex
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I actually think I should have renained graceful in my exit since I had already "topped" the boys to my satisfaction. Lol I'm off to help Paintme finish the prep for Guy Fawkes. ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
a few disconnected comments don't maketh a toppererer. haha oh and I have managed to turn the one last bastion of intellectual female behemoth onto our side. yep, Freya has been gotten to by the honk.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think there is medication for delusional states Honkers..in ya dreams Sunshine
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On_Safari
12 years ago
To your bland monologue and drowning me in your humility isn't bothering me either. You've caught me at a disadvantage today sweetpea and I'm afraid my aresenal is dulled at this moment......even disconnected. sssshhhh don't tell but Freya is an equal opportunity adjudicator....... 2cool4skewl cute but even after studying the fine lines of the stallion's body, the strength of his neck, legs and the size of his nostrils (for airflow peeps and you thought I was going to say the size of something else ) and his overall confirmation there is still something to be said for the way he, in turn; watches and gauges you. And yes sex is an enjoyable feature of this site, I hope you're getting plenty.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
OK had a extra strong cuppa tea and a teaspoon of cement with my rock cakes.....come on then, I'm now in the mood for Pin the Tail on the Honky and the it's your turn Kizza.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' OK had a extra strong cuppa tea and a teaspoon of cement with my rock cakes.....come on then, I'm now in the mood for Pin the Tail on the Honky and the it's your turn Kizza. Can't wait to see the outcome of this game.... thou I think it might be more fun if we pinned them with a strap-on!!
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Can't wait to see the outcome of this game.... thou I think it might be more fun if we pinned them with a strap-on!! What does one wear to Hellfire night? BTW I may have to buy somefink and I have a friend coming up from Melbourne yaaaaay
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Can't wait to see the outcome of this game.... thou I think it might be more fun if we pinned them with a strap-on!! What does one wear to Hellfire night? BTW I may have to buy somefink and I have a friend coming up from Melbourne yaaaaay That Honky or Kizza might have something that would work, perhaps from their Spartans outfit collection.... But I am always up for a reason to go shopping....hehe
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RHP User
12 years ago
all that honking so very similar to a braying ass me thinks,,,consider the donkey pinned,cold ass honking indeed.
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Perhaps some fur lined rubber gloves ? Hmm
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Cough cough FUR BALL!! Oops nup that was Kizza.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mrs Sparks and I already have the Union - we call it marriage... we rarely have any votes though, she's the president ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Seems the structure of the committee is still the agenda. Our government is very similar with it's focus on who will be leading and why and when..Do carry on.
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RHP User
12 years ago
What are you women jibbering about?I have been busy ,taking UNION Membership.The men have been flocking to sign up ,like a skank on cam !No pin the tail on the donkey ,we are UNION and safety always come first.We are anti sharp objects and strap ons. I am sure the women can find a girly boy to play strap ons with.If you ever need a real man ,i am sure the UNION can help!
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I've met alot of real men, who wax their eyebrows. Real men in positions of power, who can't make up thier mind Real men who say and do exactly the opposite, lol and Real men, strong men, brave men who become frightened by little girls like me. (Shrugs) go figure. Boschy I love that you love your wife's presidency!! Huge smile and a wink. Wings where do these fur-lined gloves come from? And Kizza I'm prepared to overlook your Union status if you can come a little bit closer and bring a real man with you. I'm feeling amorous and 2 pretty boys in leather skirts might be just the thing. ;-P
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RHP User
12 years ago
I go good in the Man stake's INDAGINE.Even tho i am a gentleman ,i don't wear skirts.I am sure you will find one here if you pst on your profile what you want.Goodluck
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belladonna888
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973'I go good in the Man stake's INDAGINE. Even tho i am a gentleman ,i don't wear skirts. I am sure you will find one here if you pst on your profile what you want. Goodluck You surely can't admit defeat now ! I personally prefer my men in leather chaps ;)
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I may just do that Kizz......but there are so few Lions walking around guised as men. Can I just quietly say.....thank you.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I like chaps too....Indy
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RHP User
12 years ago
I can tell a number of women are falling for the Union!
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belladonna888
12 years ago
Hmmm and maybe some spurs Im thinking that should be the union uniform !!
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Quoting 'belladonna888' Hmmm and maybe some spurs Im thinking that should be the union uniform !! Because the boys are wearing the leather skirts to protect them from the scars that spurs occasionally tend to leave. Oops look at Kizza, I just drew blood, there there darling I didn't mean to. As for loving you....I'm not sure that's a feeling I'll indulge on this occasion.....but I do enjoy you. Sorry, that's the best I can offer. Now (takes up the reins) giddy up boy.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Kzzikins,ya might get chapped lips from kissing that cold ass
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belladonna888
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973'I can tell a number of women are falling for the Union! You wear chaps and spurs and kiss my sweet ass , ill fall for anything
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am here for all Union members needs.Is freya and bella Union?
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Stop batting your lashes and melting the resolve of my girls!!! ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Us Union men make women melt in certain spots
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RHP User
12 years ago
probably more union than you Kizzikins....I can sing the union's anthem all the way through afteral...here is the chorus for you to hum, The Red Flag Then raise the scarlet standard high Beneath it's folds we'll live and die Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer, We'll keep the red flag flying here. Now to the barricades...er wot is we fighting for again?
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belladonna888
12 years ago
!00% if you throw on a cowboy hat with your chaps and spurs
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Bella!!! I understand what you are doing but I'm uncertain who's seducing who....you him or him you?!?!?! Lol Um I think we weren't exactly fighting for anything other than finding out what the Union offered us girls and the boys got all egocentric about it bein' a Dicktatership no dick no say remember? Has anyone noted the absence of the Honk?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Happy Bastille Day!!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'belladonna888'!00% if you throw on a cowboy hat with your chaps and spurs keep dresssing us up and we'll become the VILLAGE POEPLE!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I call dibs on the Cherokee costume
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I MISSED YOU!!! Lucky Kizz was around to keep me warm but....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'I MISSED YOU!!! Lucky Kizz was around to keep me warm but.... but? you wanna have a crack at the top dog? the grand poobah? when life and laziness takes over u can always differ to kizzaroonie.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Lol as for life and laziness taking over......NOT ON YOUR NELLY!!!! Atleast Kizz remained battle ready unlike his fearless el Presidente who seemed to go into hibernation over the weekend. Lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
I make a good cowboy !I am always ready like a spider in his web waiting for its prey!
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belladonna888
12 years ago
Oooooh The Lone Ranger and Tonto .. Hi Ho Silver
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belladonna888
12 years ago
Mmmm you would have to be my construction worker, Im sure you would have some awesome erections
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RHP User
12 years ago
Freya, while the Union is for the proletariat, it will always be run by the bourgeois. After all, we can't have the hoi-polloi run things. It will be a disaster.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
ROLMAO!!! Ok ok I'm officially disarmed now!! That's soooooo sweet Kizz, brilliant!
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv'Freya, while the Union is for the proletariat, it will always be run by the bourgeois. After all, we can't have the hoi-polloi run things. It will be a disaster. You'd rather have Bill and Ben running the show with the rest of the flowerpot men?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' You'd rather have Bill and Ben running the show with the rest of the flowerpot men?Ah, the faceless flowerpot men. Was it Bill? Was it Ben?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'belladonna888'Mmmm you would have to be my construction worker, Im sure you would have some awesome erections erections r us!! its funny though kizza being the builder and me wearing the cowboy hat, could be a game of roles as opposed to a game of thrones kizzian lanister are you there..... wether it be in a cowboy hat or not bella a good erection is always provided to any woman requiring one from yours truly....
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RHP User
12 years ago
RIP 2cool4school71!You will always be remembered by the UNION.Bwahahahaha
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just asking.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is the union taking industrial action? It must be as there has been nothing on these last couple of days. Is honky and kizza out on the picket lines protesting the PNG asylum seeker deal with Australia? No? I was out on a date last week where someone told me that Perth is the Polyamourous capital of Australia. How come people don't want a regular (or serial) monogamous relationship anymore?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv'Is the union taking industrial action? It must be as there has been nothing on these last couple of days. Is honky and kizza out on the picket lines protesting the PNG asylum seeker deal with Australia? No? I was out on a date last week where someone told me that Perth is the Polyamourous capital of Australia. How come people don't want a regular (or serial) monogamous relationship anymore? we lost a valued unionite to the scourge of reporting to rhp. the union may be forced to go underground. the stasi are onto us again. kizz and I have been watching doomsday preppers and have been hoarding cans of beans. our numbers in chat room are being culled. we are the metaphorical cute baby fur seal being clubbed to death by self-righteous, humourless beings that unfortunately have lost the meaning of the very reason the union was formed. TO MAKE LIGHT OF !
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Are you like that in the bedroom too??
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RHP User
12 years ago
We are very passionate.
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RHP User
12 years ago
We rock !
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think i have been culled HONKY.I have been trying to get into chat room today and it says ..."SORRY,there was a problem.....""you could not be authorised.Please re-login to the website and try again"That could be the UNION motto !!!!!I wonder why i can not get into chat ... am i another statistic !!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973'RIP 2cool4school71!
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RHP User
12 years ago
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On_Safari
12 years ago
You are just another statistic.....and no that can't be the Union motto, it was unanimous back on Pages 1&2 that the motto adopted was "tete futue" lol. So tete futue sweetpea.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sigh, not good to hear that honky, kizza. If the cause was related to what they posted on the Union thread, then the thought police need to get a sense of humour. We should not be silent. The Union shall be the brightest star in the sky (or RHP forums). Short lived but oh so memorable
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On_Safari
12 years ago
What happened to 2kool4skool? Chatted to him the other day and he wasn't so bad I guess. A little rough around the edges maybe but not without the ability to refine his behaviour under guidance.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think he had a few people complain about him in a chat room If that's the case... i am becoming extinct to!
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RHP User
12 years ago
oh no. I just hope it was a technical fault. Well, we like you in the forums. Pity the people on chat will miss your presence. No, I am not hitting on you, just expressing solidarity for a brother :)
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On_Safari
12 years ago
I don't do the chat thing. Oh well, guess he'll consider himself spanked......
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' 2cool was many things to many people. I wont allow anyone to sully brother cool's name now that he has fallen (he did a good enough job doing that himself). nevertheless, mister zu has ably breached the gap so business as usual
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Ppfffft!! Where you have to have a member to be a member in your hand. Love you boys....but c'mon I think I've more than paid my dues in keeping your thread alive Honky and Kizz....oh and respecfully Mr Zu.
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RHP User
12 years ago
and Dead Eye Dick think you boys is namby pamby pussies....bet you to a bare wrestle,
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'Ppfffft!! Where you have to have a member to be a member in your hand. Love you boys....but c'mon I think I've more than paid my dues in keeping your thread alive Honky and Kizz....oh and respecfully Mr Zu. thank you for helping keep this thread alive. you do realise however that this is a "Seinfeld" thread
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RHP User
12 years ago
Not positive RHP I turned off my auto-renew function and they punished me by removing me from the search lists.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Beneath_blueeyes'Not positive RHP I turned off my auto-renew function and they punished me by removing me from the search lists. I am the president and by right I do jack diddly shit. kizzie is ur rep
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RHP User
12 years ago
We have removed a number off our UNION list.Not all can make this exceptional list of true men who preform miracles every day.We have been very busy with new membership.Its amazing how many people want to join our Union of exceptional people.We have just signed a new member on.... the Baby Prince.. The palace sent a telegram as soon as the new lil fella was born!They wanted to ensure he was UNION born and bread !
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973' We have just signed a new member on.... the Baby Prince.. The palace sent a telegram as soon as the new lil fella was born! They wanted to ensure he was UNION born and bread ! Please please please don't let them call him George.
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RHP User
12 years ago
quite a lovely ring to it I think
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RHP User
12 years ago
porgy puddin'and Red Hot Piedesperate men raiding the nurseries of Mother England.....would nevah happen in the Klondike,thar is rea lmen thar
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RHP User
12 years ago
I agree Kizza. The Union is in a league of its own.
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RHP User
12 years ago
We'd never hear the end of it! "Please please please don't let them call him George. "
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RHP User
12 years ago
Prince Cold Ass the First of Honkydom
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yep zu7bc we truly are all gentlemen in the UNION.Get ready for the Baby Prince's name ,it will be released soon.The Union has been told not to inform people on the Prince's name.
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RHP User
12 years ago
an unpronounceable symbol.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Stop stroking each others bits in public and get a room!!!! Welcome aboard EskimoNell would you care for a game of pin the tail on the Honky? :).
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Atleast it's better than Royal Albert!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Atleast it's better than Royal Albert!! A new range for the Royal Albert china collection
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RHP User
12 years ago
If it turns out we have a Prince Albert, will you get one in his honour?
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RHP User
12 years ago
No way am i putting things in my bits!We have a winner .... George ! All people in positions of power have the name George ;)
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RHP User
12 years ago
A prince named in honor of the oh so humble El Presidente. How apt!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Awesome71'A prince named in honor of the oh so humble El Presidente. How apt!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973' We have a winner .... George ! They should name the kid George Michael, considering he took forever to come out.
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