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Terrible profiles - Female & couples.
August 23 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
profiles are as varied as the people who write them and the purpose they use the profile for... some come to look and the profile has the bare minimum it needs to login... some have assets they want to flaunt... be it a six pack... their eyes.. or the more intimate areas of the body... the profile says something about the person whether they mean too or not... use the information to make a decision on whether you wish to contact or return a contact... but to judge someone on the composition of a profile without knowing what or why they have constructed the profile in the way they have shows more about the person doing the judging than the profile...
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abcplus1
11 years ago
Annoying as anything and should be banned. The negativity that unless you are the equivalent of a god/goddess then they will not waste their precious time even responding to you. Template versions of a profile, waste of time. And there are some cringe worthy profiles where the lady describes their level of 'experience' to the point that we just wonder if there is anyone on here they haven't slept with.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I have a terrible profile - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Made you all look :P - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
You do, it's crap, cross you off the list. 😉
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yummy profile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Im not saying mine is perfect having changed it from rude to smooth to nice to rough....no difference re replys BUT...re female profiles without pics gives guys no idea...then a long list of the requirements for that PERFECT...guy that just dosent exist...!! They are continuously looking on here and Id guess thats why they are on here in the first place,first to get off,then to dream then re real guy ... that PERFECT person dosent exist...male or female....do you agree?
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RHP User
11 years ago
And it is a terrible profile 1) You are just too far away 2) I don't fit your specifications 3) and you don't give me access to your private gallery but what I don't like in a profile is template answers and lots of ask me's.........doesn't give me a chance to even guess at a personality
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RHP User
11 years ago
You're right. It gets annoying. All the SHOUTING on my profile gets ignored and people who are outside my preference message me anyway. But I can't be bothered changing it again. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
you know what. I understand why women have lots of do nots and all the shouting. It is frustrating because people send you emails when they are not what you are looking for and they waste their time and yours. Completely understandable. But maybe, dealing with all those emails is worth it in order to find the few that you can actually click with....... because just maybe by having your profile structured the way they are, you may just be scaring the good guys away. Just a thought.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' you know what. I understand why women have lots of do nots and all the shouting. It is frustrating because people send you emails when they are not what you are looking for and they waste their time and yours. Completely understandable. But maybe, dealing with all those emails is worth it in order to find the few that you can actually click with....... because just maybe by having your profile structured the way they are, you may just be scaring the good guys away. Just a thought. Just says to me, impatient, angry, me, me me.It's called the delete key, christ men get nothing mostly, oh the problems of abundance !
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'abcplus1' Annoying as anything and should be banned. The negativity that unless you are the equivalent of a god/goddess then they will not waste their precious time even responding to you. Template versions of a profile, waste of time. And there are some cringe worthy profiles where the lady describes their level of 'experience' to the point that we just wonder if there is anyone on here they haven't slept with. May take a while to get to you. But damn When 31st Dec comes hopefully I would have done everyone here. But seriously. You guys are your own worst enemy. Bad post and bad profile. Very unattaictive in mind is what comes to me.
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RHP User
11 years ago
When I do get back to looking again I will take your advice on board and make my profile more positive and won't shout :P At the moment, I'm just here for the forums. - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
EB, fckn promises, promises Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
As a couple profile and also new to this I don't think my partner and I have too many dont's..only being contacted by women isn't really negative it's just what we're looking for. I've never been with a female and am hell shy and with my work finding the time to find someone right is pretty hard. My bf is usually online looking and chatting but I prefer skype because the guests can't hit you up whenever they want on here so the chat flow dies off and they think you're ignoring them :/
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N4November
11 years ago
Seriously, like Wtf?!!!! The mrs looks dead!!!! Whilst I respect that in the eyes of the photographer, the image is devine but I MUST protest!!!! I'm tempted to send a message personally and plead to him that the RHP community be spared. I'm not this shallow and love that we come in different shapes and sizes but these pics seriously make me uncomfortable! Something's just not right. Am I the only one who has noticed?!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I can't see Red Hot Pics baygirl. Maybe they are into necrophilia?
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OzRednecks
11 years ago
Great topic! Couples.... No pics of the guy what so ever... Is there a guy? I sometimes wonder. Couples profiles saying they are not interested if you don't have any clear facial photos.... They don't have any clear facial photos (all faces blotted out. If they want clear face shots, perhaps they should supply the same) Ask me Ask me Ask me Ask me Ask me Ask me For every question Well..... Straight away, that seems like a lot of asking....and a lot of hard work that could go nowhere.. Anyway, that's just my thoughts on profiles. :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
I've just realised I also find it a bit of a turnoff when someone puts "very attractive" in the looks checklist. It's not that I'm not attracted to very attractive people, I guess it just seems like someone has knobs on themselves if they describe themselves as "very" attractive. I kind of feel that a person who feels good about themselves and is comfortable with who they are would tend to just think of themselves as attractive no matter how stunning they are. Thoughts?
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MissBishere
11 years ago
To me they look like hundreds of pics I see on fetlife everyday. I don't think she looks dead maybe that's just her I'm being punished face. They do seem to be in a D/s relationship so a different dynamic. People have very different tastes. Whether or not I think they are artsy or attractive is neither here not there. - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
11 years ago
I agree. I always think so out of my league... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Totally agree that "very attractive" is a turn-off. Even more so when you don't agree with their assessment!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Totally agree with Jerseygirl...... Very attractive profiles n u look n think.....really???? I certainly dont find myself very attractive??? Because when we started on here with average for mine ....until others on here were saying am HOT .... Its like if you dont put attractive no one will bother?? Very attractive puts the REAL very attractives in another criteria That makes some of us think were not good enough for them.....
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RHP User
11 years ago
I agree, it puts me off too. I dont think they should have a "looks" option at all, it would make sure everyone had photos up (whether public or in private galleries) and would help to weed out the fakes.
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RHP User
11 years ago
May I just say that I liked what you had to say about the No Single Guys routine. I was previously a couple and during that time we received many SG flirts and my partner loved it and I enjoyed her having a good time. Some of the messages were totally outrageous and that is what made it fun. If your are threatened by another man being interested in your partner, then watch out because that one woman who you let into your bed to have a threesome may just run away with your wife and that is far more devastating to a man who is not confident in himself and his relationship than being jealous of someone looking at your partner online. So the moral of the story is let your inhibitions go trust in yourself and your partner and have a good time.
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RHP User
11 years ago
We are also not fans of the whole "Sydney University and other institutions" bit, it makes us think people are gullible and have just copied it from other profiles without thinking. It's worse when that disclaimer is longer than the "we are looking for" section, which we see quite often. x Ms Shout.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'tryst_and_shout' We are also not fans of the whole "Sydney University and other institutions" bit, it makes us think people are gullible and have just copied it from other profiles without thinking. It's worse when that disclaimer is longer than the "we are looking for" section, which we see quite often. x Ms Shout. Sydney Univeristy. Study me as much as you like. I understand that perving on my profile is done in the name of science. Will there be any type of probe? Sign me up.
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RHP User
11 years ago
where I notice the toothpaste spatter before the human
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RHP User
11 years ago
just stumbled onto this topic and i love it already. there are some absolute shockers on this site. site admin needs to ramp up the profile section. im sure there is alot of serious people who utilize this site to the max. im sorry but one line about yourself and what you are looking for is just slack. its a real pain in the ass trying to go through your inbox filtering genuine people from those who just couldn't be bothered. on the other hand there is also a number of profiles with demands and specifics so long that it feels like you are taking a test while reading through. i support the whole upfront thing but really some ladies just need to pull it together. i apologize in advance if i have offended anyone but let the truth be told.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Apologies. Couldn't read your post nor your profile as was too busy licking your profile pics
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RHP User
11 years ago
Im reaonably tolerant but I do admit to some eye rolling when I read over and over "I'm a sexual animal and can't get enough", even if true, tell me something else, don't just copy paste from somewhere else and leave it there. I usually do. Or, "I've been told im good looking but you can be the judge of that", with no supporting photo or just a photo of a shiny penis. Now I dont mind a nice pic of your weapon but not as your main profile pic, keep it your gallery, public or private. And show me other pics so I can make up my mind, or better still write something about you from you. I am sure that gilding of the lily is to be expected but please don't lie about your height, as a tall girl myself I look for tall-ish men... The same goes for the interpretation of " a little extra padding". Just be honest. Please. I've seen this on both single mens and couples profiles. Thanks for listening :) Mrs Fun
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Fun2AfterDark' Im reaonably tolerant but I do admit to some eye rolling when I read over and over "I'm a sexual animal and can't get enough", even if true, tell me something else, don't just copy paste from somewhere else and leave it there. I usually do. Or, "I've been told im good looking but you can be the judge of that", with no supporting photo or just a photo of a shiny penis Those are just a couple of the template sentences RHP provides for those members who seriously can't be bothered.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm not a good example cause I don't really understand the 'discretion' some go on with anyway.... it's not a crime to go out and have a good time, is it? I have kids and family and colleagues but I'm not gonna use blurred pics and fake names cause I'm trying to meet people on RHP. Isn't that the way people do things now? As far as I'm concerned pics aren't important anyway. Only takes one message to spark an interest. Takes the average person 3 seconds to send a pic so uploading a heap of 'very amateur' porn pics is just self appreciation.. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Look at me, I'm so sexy.in my lingerie....and yes that's my toilet and the undies I wore last Tuesday....classy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Everyone is different so what I find good or bad is simply my choice. However, the guys masquerading as women or couples pisses me off. Surely these idiots could get a life or just head off elsewhere and tug it couldn't they?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Geez Mate...Passenger73 You hav been put off......tasteless pics?? Stale undies lying round?? I take my own pics selfies... Am a self confessed neat freak... I never had any confidence about my body til rhp let alone take nudity shots!!! I must let u hav a peek at our pg..... Need to get you reassured some of us on here edit ours.... Would love to hear your opinion on my then...LOL
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RHP User
11 years ago
just when i thought it couldn't get any worse......sigh. So i have stopped wasting time viewing profiles of women who couldn't be bothered writing something meaningful about themselves. it seems i like i have stumbled across a whole new can of worms, the pathological liar profile. Seriously, who are you trying you fool. i give them credit for actually trying to write something worth reading but there is just one problem. the profiles have too many contradictions. it leaves you asking more questions than you got answers. what adds insult to injury is when you give the person the benefit of the doubt and meet them, only to feel like you were talking to a completely different person and more bewildered than before. just had to add this in, im sorry but if a pattern develops whereby every time we play, you expect me to before hand wine and dine you at the finest restaurant or bar, than correct me if im wrong but that's borderline prostitution!!! tricks for a service #just saying
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RHP User
11 years ago
Pics that have been touched up too much or are so old there nothing like when you meet them... They always say to me your pics don't do you justice yet i look back at them thinking yeh neither do yours???
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RHP User
11 years ago
One of the worst things women have on their profiles is there age range. 18-99
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hey guys, girls and couples alike...Good topic... will be following.Would love to hear some feed back on our profile.
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RHP User
11 years ago
A lot of people (both women and men) have that though. It is the default and I think people just skip over it.
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blossy
11 years ago
Any profile written in capital lettering. Don't yell at me ffs ;)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'blossy' Any profile written in capital lettering. Don't yell at me ffs ;) And everything with more than a single "?" or "!" in a row. Not to mention the "friendly warnings". As in "YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!!" Triple whammy right there.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm with you Rick_Blaine, a complete lack of effort and using a generic template is very uninteresting. Generally I will look at the profile and if the photo is of a very attractive girl, I make the assumption it is fake or they are just after some attention, so I will move on to someone who seems a little more "real". The odds definitely favour the ladies on here and it does make it harder for us to grab your attention and stand out amongst the hundreds of other messages which no doubt fill your inbox and then trying to break the ice to at least entice you to reply to a message. It is almost like a lottery win! On that note, I am open to suggestions for my profile.
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NawtyNNice777
11 years ago
As already mentioned, spelling and grammar. I don't get anything out of trying to figure out what it is you're trying to say. Show some imagination. And yes, telling what it is you want, rather than going on about what you don't want. With couples' profiles, endless pics of her, and one or two dark, blurry, oddly angled pics of him (or none at all)... I thought couples are two people, so show me both! And then there are those who "can't think of what to write right now, so they'll come back to it", and you look at their profile again some weeks or months later, and it still says the same. Don't know what you want? Or just afraid to say it? "Ask me" is another perk of mine. You're either a smoker, or you're not. You're single or attached. Having to ask for everything shows a lack of effort and that's not the type of person who interests me. And now to the good bits :)I enjoy reading a cleverly and wittily written profile. Someone who can be suggestive without being blunt and can bring a smile to my face is refreshing and intriguing. I don't need to see your face in your profile, but I'm a sucker for some alluring, sexy body shots. By that I don't mean naked genitals, but a bulge in your jeans, your lips through sheer panties, those round butt cheeks that I just want to dig my nails into... mmmm :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Most will over or under judge long before meeting and getting to know the real person/people. Never easy meeting when most base all on either a picture or words.
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RHP User
11 years ago
that after reading your profile and seeing your nice smile, I would have liked to have met you :). It is a pity that you live over East. Amy
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RHP User
11 years ago
I was addressing my last post to allsorts72 :). I'm new at "posting" on these Forums and I don't often participate; though I do enjoy reading many of them :). The reason why there isn't a photo of my husband on my "Profile" is clearly explained in it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I will do my best to reply to a "message" sent to me. However, I get many "Guest" male RHP Members sending me "flirts". My profile indicates that I am a "Guest" (and that is the way we are happy to remain) too and so I specifically explain the futility of a "Guest" RHP Member sending me a "flirt". On joining RHP, I did not know (and I still don't know) all the exact workings of RHP. However, I now know not to send a "flirt" to any other "Guest" RHP Member myself. Amy
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RHP User
11 years ago
I don't think you can really gauge somebodies personality/interests solely from a profile, we'll to some extent. When there is too much information given about a person, what is left to wonder? I would much rather chat with somebody to find out what makes them tick, what their desires and kinks are, although I guess I'm contradicting myself because sometimes I look at a profile and steer clear, generally when it seems more like of a list of demands rather then what the person is after, I will just keep browsing.. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'discorobot' Generally I will look at the profile and if the photo is of a very attractive girl, I make the assumption it is fake or they are just after some attention, so I will move on to someone who seems a little more "real". If a guy has model looks or his (usually only) picture looks professional, I'll look for it on Google reverse image search just to be sure. But why assume that because people are good looking they must be after attention? You'd think they got enough of that in real life?To assume that is just as bad I think as some guys here saying the (in their view) less attractive women are only here to have their ego stroked because they are "RHP hot", and no one in real life would look at them twice. To say people who are very attractive are not "real" is just insulting, really. It's like those ads saying "Real women have curves". What are the slim ones then, imaginary?
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RHP User
11 years ago
When you look at someones profile, that is your first impression, good or bad.It is how they have chosen to represent themselves. Therefore they are all perfect, what you see is what you get. No effort in the profile ? Don't expect any effort elsewhere. Simple.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Havent seen anything shocking yet but some of tge novels men write haha omg I would love to see if these guys meet girks and say soooo do u like being fucked in the butt ?? What a watpy to start a convo
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RHP User
11 years ago
This is our first forum post, I have vend reading a lot of posts, I would love some advise on our profile. This is our first time on a site like this, but are lightly experienced in the lifestyle. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
So I edited my profile to make it less demanding and more appealing. (Took on some posters' advice ) (I'm a little slow to notice because I think someone mentioned this months ago (?), but...) Apparently, my profile can't be too terrible now because someone (who's commented on this thread) liked it so much they've decided to steal paragraphs of it, word for word! Should I be flattered?
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RHP User
11 years ago
They've not commented on this thread, just 'liked' a post
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RHP User
11 years ago
Probably one of the better ones I have read so far, I love the open minded opinions on everything, agree with a lot of comments, no pics, template profiles, and the ask me........\ We like to have fun with our pics, yes sexy to us, maybe not so to others, but to some yes, not here to attract hundreds :)) we have chosen a direct approach with our profile , (I'm aware I missed a word in the beginning ) lol, I had recently avoided other couple profiles as that is not what we are seeking, some are just a plain turnoff n a couple (not many) have inspired us with firstly their approach n then a tasteful shot or two before it all goes to shit....lol.... Would appreciate any feedback, constructive or otherwise , but keep this in mind.. \ **BE NICE OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED**. sorry couldn't resist!! }
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think you have to say what you dont want in a profile. Guys dont even read them most of the time. I dont have a huge lis tof dont wants but i think someone being straight forward is a good thing.
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RHP User
11 years ago
We have read all of the responses on this thread and it's obvious we need to go back to square 1. We find couples we would like to catch up with that have similar interests but are yet to have too much interest back. When we have got to the point of arranging times and venues it seems to always go quiet. Hopefully a re jig of the profile helps us get to the point of meeting in person. Thanks to all that posted so far, it's been informative.
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RHP User
11 years ago
There are a lot of template profile which I skip over, no matter the profile pic. Just means to me that yiu are either lazy and expect things to come to you or the profile is a scam. The I get MSG saying my profile is too long. Is it?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'NaiveFarmBoy' I get MSG saying my profile is too long. Is it? I seriously don't see how a profile could be too long.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Self aggrandising ,yadd,yadda,blah blah,licking,slurping,I can make you be squirting cos I am awesome profiles,put me in a coma xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
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