M53
The UNION !
March 16 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
I've already got the jesters hat in the royal colours of blue and gold and Brenbob imply I'm entertaining LOL. Peachy
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RHP User
13 years ago
I missed the bit about the men's club at the end.... Oooops Way to attract the women!
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RHP User
13 years ago
There's plenty of room on the lounges. :)FOXY
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'll be the Treasurer coz I like Booty ;) GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile
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GezWouldGo
13 years ago
Think I'll stick with the CFMEU, they pay travel, redundancy, portable sick leave and a good hourly rate !
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RHP User
13 years ago
... surely you'll need a tea lady? KK
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RHP User
13 years ago
will be launching our platform shortly
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do members get a union credit card? What is the policy? Do union members get into trouble if they use the union credit card for acquiring services? Then again, I might just use the gold I found at the end of the rainbow. Less of a trail to get into trouble with.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Bahahahaha Xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
little possums,there ,there.
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RHP User
13 years ago
its these very attitudes projected that has compelled us to unionise. be scared, be very scared moohahahahaha
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RHP User
13 years ago
Need someone to write the manifesto. It'll have lots of pretty words, it'll rage and bluster, but be effectively meaningless. That's about right, right? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
We started the Union because of the women.We stated no women aloud... and look what we have here ... women trying to take over Hahahahaha! You can not help yourself can you(all in good humour)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'kizza1973' We started the Union because of the women.We stated no women aloud... and look what we have here ... women trying to take over Hahahahaha! You can not help yourself can you(all in good humour) Hahaha don't you have SMB for that??? We are not trying to take over...just giving "support" where needed.. LOL ladies, cucumber sandwiches anyone??FOXY
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RHP User
13 years ago
we haven't been,we has been very quiet.......and why didn't ya post in smb if you didn't want us to notice,.....huh!!! andddd honky,ya left out an rrrrr.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have bigger balls than some of you guys...so there! stomp of in a huff... Unions are pussies anyway they take your fee and then fuck of and do three fiths of fuck all No power unless its compulsory , the old warfie guys knew how to run a Union. so if unions are all pussies, then we are all in by default.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I will stand up to any bloke, even pop him one if he annoys me enuff. So watch it buster!
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RHP User
13 years ago
And Tuscans we'll take the lot of ya on!
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RHP User
13 years ago
She will help me lol.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' I have bigger balls than some of you guys...so there! stomp of in a huff... Unions are pussies anyway they take your fee and then fuck of and do three fiths of fuck all No power unless its compulsory , the old warfie guys knew how to run a Union. so if unions are all pussies, then we are all in by default. them fighting words jimme. will lead by example for this el presidente (cuban cigar et all) is no alpha male. he is beyond alpha. caveman i tell ya. as an aside, the presidnet will meet up with his sydney brethren at pre sexpo drinks. messo, you will help dictate the manifesto to kizza, our official minutes man. as a further aside, no secret handshakes and other unmanly acts.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Too easy.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious'Too easy. my peepee will abstain from such acts on saturday night as a show of force and solidarity
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RHP User
13 years ago
Not what I meant and you know it, Mr President. Besides, if you want to stay in power it may be wise to get the females behind you. Wearing their strap-ons.
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RHP User
13 years ago
From what I understand this Union came about in response to all the couples chasing the single girls, making it even harder for the guys to catch one. The Union's philosophy being that all Unicorns should be caught and "Unionised" properly before being sent off with a slap to the backside. So lads, I'm here. Come and unionise my brains out!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' From what I understand this Union came about in response to all the couples chasing the single girls, making it even harder for the guys to catch one. The Union's philosophy being that all Unicorns should be caught and "Unionised" properly before being sent off with a slap to the backside. So lads, I'm here. Come and unionise my brains out! we have a stall at sexpo. well, more of a registry actually.
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RHP User
13 years ago
The Union has a policy where we vote to see if a lady can have a union member.All women are on the ban list until they can prove that they are worthy to have a union member.A warning will be issued to women who touch/grope Union Members. If women persist ,a union fine will be issued and legal action may be taken depending on how severe the crime is.Its not a free for all you know!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I hope you guys are looking at the most important things like OH&S.... Don't want gravel rash on your testies when licking each others arse. Don't forget your slippery when wet signs when you're dribbling bullshit,haha! Unions are formed when there is a threat at losing controll,hmmmmmm,maybe those sweet pussied creatures are taking over and you guys have to pull in the reigns. I wish to be a social member of the union! Moving a motion that can you please wipe your arse properly so as not to leave skiddies on your undies. Can someone second that please????
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RHP User
13 years ago
Second that!
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RHP User
13 years ago
LOL here here I third that notion.. *waving wet ones to Exhibit A to wipe asses with* Oh yeah under I wish to add to The Union OH&S Act..googles, snokles and fins must be worn for protection due to wet dam drippling bullshit areas. hahaha Could someone please second that?? Foxy- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious'Second that! Thanks Miss D President is that motion moved???
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFox' LOL here here I third that notion.. *waving wet ones to Exhibit A to wipe asses with* Oh yeah under I wish to add to The Union OH&S Act..googles, snokles and fins must be worn for protection due to wet dam drippling bullshit areas. hahaha Could someone please second that?? I think we just need to amend the 1st motion. Don't want to many motions. Could turn out a messy affair! lolFoxy- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
ffs kizza, what were u thinking man? union policy will be discussed and honed nw=ext weekend. ur unathorized comments have let the wenches into the breach. ms devious and super fox i can control. tease goddess has reared her head into union business like a turtle head poking out. i have to work on her. paraphrasing yasser arafat cica 1970 united nation's address "i stand here before you. in my right hand i hold the olive branch, in my left hand the machine gun/dirty unsanitized dildo. dont let my right hand quiver"
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'kizza1973' The Union has a policy where we vote to see if a lady can have a union member.All women are on the ban list until they can prove that they are worthy to have a union member. Too late. The infiltration already started weeks ago. And Honky thinking he can control Foxy and me is all part of the plan...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is up with this browser?
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RHP User
13 years ago
To many infiltrators around honky im writing policy to throw them off the scent!Altho some are like bloodhounds on a steak !
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'kizza1973' The Union has a policy where we vote to see if a lady can have a union member. All women are on the ban list until they can prove that they are worthy to have a union member. Too late. The infiltration already started weeks ago. And Honky thinking he can control Foxy and me is all part of the plan... dont listen to her. she just cage rattling. stay staunch my comrade
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RHP User
13 years ago
...but in so doing , I must isolate myself from the Union . That's cool ... The Union was Militant & didn't align with my Views. & now is not the time to pull off a successful coup ;) GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
and speaking of cage rattling ....be careful what you wish for ... whips and chains excite me ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Solidarity forever, solidarity forever, solidarity forever for the union makes us strong!
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RHP User
13 years ago
are we talking about here? a very small member ship by my count
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RHP User
13 years ago
VaJaysJays may have over ruled the "MEMBERS".......LOL Foxy- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'paintme' and speaking of cage rattling .... be careful what you wish for ... whips and chains excite me ... pfft pfft pfft
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13'are we talking about here? a very small member ship by my count we are small but our momentum is growing. the silent minority will awaken. the bow will break (include other two fisted diatribe cliches here)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Women in arms.. lets join our breasts and unite in glory to celebrate our right to burn our bras (im a x dresser and have many to burn) and participate in a "love in" involving all women and myself. no men allowed no men allowed.. no men allowed
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RHP User
13 years ago
Positions available on the union council for breast inspectors? If so, then Mr T humbly applies.... (Will even warm hands before inspections...)
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RHP User
13 years ago
As a fully fledged, handbag carrying, credit card member of the sisterhood for many years, I feel I need to point out that this male union that is sweeping the forums is in serious violation of several of my civil rights. Members are subject to prosecution under the anti discrimination act.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Will not work at all. tee hee
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think like a man,can I join
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' Quoting 'Freya13'are we talking about here? a very small member ship by my count we are small but our momentum is growing. the silent minority will awaken. the bow will break (include other two fisted diatribe cliches here) Small with growing momentum can be very exciting and effective!!!HahaThis is greatI am such a sucker for the spirit of solidarity n fighting for your rightsor is it more of a "EXCUSE ME BITCHES WE ARRRRE AWESOME" club?either way oh&s is always best consideredmy advise; cold face washers for gravel rashstay strong boys --- power to ya!
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RHP User
13 years ago
You can all check your coats, hair product and sharp edges in with me..Please form an orderly que.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' ffs kizza, what were u thinking man? union policy will be discussed and honed nw=ext weekend. ur unathorized comments have let the wenches into the breach. ms devious and super fox i can control. tease goddess has reared her head into union business like a turtle head poking out. i have to work on her. paraphrasing yasser arafat cica 1970 united nation's address "i stand here before you. in my right hand i hold the olive branch, in my left hand the machine gun/dirty unsanitized dildo. dont let my right hand quiv Work on The Goddess???? See the felion species has planned their attack and you men are having to work on yours. The question is do we want these union members allying with us girsl?? Anthem!!!! I AM WOMAN HERE ME ROAR in numbers to big to explore! Ladies can someone pass the guys the shovel there is lots of bullshit happening in here. pmsl
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RHP User
13 years ago
there was no gender exclusion! The people's flag is deepest red, it flies aloft its martyred deadoooops sorry, my proletariat background grabbed me for a moment and I forgot the sisterhood, the brotherhood, there was nowt but the sound of the people's anthemSo raise the scarlet standard high, beneath its folds we live and die, though cowards cringe and cynics sneer, we'll keep the red flag flying here.And of course:the working class can kiss my arse, I've got a bludger"s job at last. kizza, can I intriduce you to my friend Germaine
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RHP User
13 years ago
sorry guys,I was in the process of signing my application and I was scrolling through the current issues listed aboveI believe in solidarity, but I kept seeing this image of a tight butt flicker across my screen that is attached to Ms PaintmeThis has pointed out my allegiances lay elsewhere, that is gently nestled up against that sexy little ass ;)sorry guys I have two heads and one enough blood to fill one at a time good luck with the Union
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RHP User
13 years ago
No Married Men aloud in the Union ,its only for single men who have been abused by society's ways.The Union is similar to the man cave ,the only time a lady is aloud in is to bring us food ,drink or to clean up *waits for abuse .....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Count me in guys. Too much power in the hands of using it for evil, not for good..... Ok some of them are good, very, very good...... But I digress, I'm happy to be in charge of security and manhandle any ladies how get to close to Office Bearers and threaten their commitment to the cause!
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RHP User
13 years ago
No need for security baby... We come bearing gifts...gifts of boobies, vaginas, toys and of course food, champers and BEER!!!! LOL...you guys need us... Just sayin..we have playful ideas.. Be very afraid...no "union" will stop us! PMSL Foxy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
poo poo k u scab! mrs t, mr t can join provided he signs the charter banning in from touching the unicorns. lizzie, its a male only union, but i am sure el presidente will be requiring ur services at some point in time. cassandra jane, lubs ur ass little red engine i sense derision in ur comment. there will be no use for storing metrosexual products at union meetings. cavemen need only apply tease goddess, stop the hating. it is obvious that our position threatens the tentative power that u wenches hold. funlover71, thank you for ur kind offer, and i am sure we will find a use for ur talents, but, as el presidente, i will be in charge of any man handling of the women folk (perks of the position).
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RHP User
13 years ago
volunteered his security services, but I think he just wants the shirt that says 'BOUNCER-HER'.
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RHP User
13 years ago
BOUNCE-HER
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'paintme'volunteered his security services, but I think he just wants the shirt that says 'BOUNCER-HER'. el presidente does his own bouncing
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'll join as I like the idea of one in all in or, one out all out or maybe it's the idea of in and out in and out....
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RHP User
13 years ago
shouts "down tools" lets go of cock and walks out.......I wonder if the ladies could be the scab labor and pick up our tools???
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RHP User
13 years ago
You should make it compulsory union membership for all single men on RHP. I'll salary sacrifice my union fees. At the first AGM, honky outlined plans for a women only branch, membership to be approved by the executive committee. He wants a pliant, sorry compliant, women membership. There were talks of making this a religious organisation for legally excluding people who do not align with the union's beliefs. However, there was great support for a women chapter. It seems the executive committee have an oedipus complex. We don't need a tea lady. We have our own barista. OH&S is pointless. We seem to get injured in spite of ourselves. It would be too expensive to manage. For women who claim to have bigger balls than the executive committee, your name wouldn't be Lola, would it? L.O.L.A.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Will there be an oval room? I'll bring the blue dress, you bring the cigar. Even a members lounge will do. I like doing it on the lounge..
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RHP User
13 years ago
I've lost my formatting :(
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RHP User
13 years ago
So Funloving the naugtier i get the more man handling? Honky? I am not a hater,just a woman for the cause,you men need some direction,that is why we push you all outat birth. No man can do that!!!! lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
zu7, i like the cut of ur jib. i will bring it to my own attention to fast track you onto the committee. good vagabond my fine fellow, tell one, tell all. we will have a victory. lets just hope it aint pyrhhic. catch up, some applies to you comrade. ms devious, shoosh, i cant let the union brethren know that you will be my "tart on the side". tease goddess, ur a worthy adversary. i offered you the yasser arafat olive branch yet u let it slip from my hand. we are foes and as such, i will not yield to you. we men have all the direction we need. well, kinda sorta but we are working on it. live by our sword, die by our sword. as an aside, the union will be offering workshops that include - 1. man the fuck up and dont pander to the women (no woman likes a mummy's boy) 2. dominant male? pfft. reclaiming our inner caveman 3. do's and do's on the first date 4. chivarly, the lost art.
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RHP User
13 years ago
shoosh?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'paintme'shoosh? A mummys boy??? lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
But maybe I should at least frisk them down first to check for weapons, such as strap ons?...And teasegoddess, I can handle all the naughtiness you can supply, I think.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFox'No need for security baby... We come bearing gifts...gifts of boobies, vaginas, toys and of course food, champers and BEER!!!! LOL...you guys need us... Just sayin..we have playful ideas.. Be very afraid...no "union" will stop us! PMSL Foxy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Goddess, Men don't ask for directions. We always know where we are going. Asking for directions is an automatic disqualification of membership.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'teasegoddess' Quoting 'paintme'shoosh? A mummys boy??? lol i over estimated your capabilities. if that is all u got toots, then serve up some more of the yumminess mamma.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71'But maybe I should at least frisk them down first to check for weapons, such as strap ons?...And teasegoddess, I can handle all the naughtiness you can supply, I think. You think? Is that a challenge? lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
I ain't got nuthin'. But I've got big boobies, that's enough. I also have a lovely collection of peacock feathers that I've plucked myself ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Tease goddess. You want us out at birth but then want us in when older. All this in and out is confusing. Fun, but confusing. I like the union. At least now guys can choose when they want to be in or out. We are taking back the power.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv' Tease goddess. You want us out at birth but then want us in when older. All this in and out is confusing. Fun, but confusing. I like the union. At least now guys can choose when they want to be in or out. We are taking back the power. The hokey pokey..... now we just have to shake it all about!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mwahahahahahahahahahaah UNION!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'paintme'I ain't got nuthin'. But I've got big boobies, that's enough. I also have a lovely collection of peacock feathers that I've plucked myself ... that might work on the lesser of us, but there is a reason i am el presidente. i dont buckle to boobs. and zu, yes we taking back the power. for too long we have watched our brethren fall foul of the rhp power game. a power game that really shouldnt exist. the slued ratios, the couples feeding off our single women, even our own brothers cockblocking eachother. justin timberlake brought sexy back. the union is bringing self respect and dignity back
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RHP User
13 years ago
Being a veteran of the BLF strikes in Sydney late 70's early 80's we need a catchy chant " Hell no we won't blow" maybe that's too radical any other brother got one?
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RHP User
13 years ago
we want to fuck more and morefive six seven eightwe don't want to masturbateSound off......
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RHP User
13 years ago
You need no formatting Mr zu; very clever, articulate and funny. Look, I don’t want to be a part of any ‘exclusive’ group. Pliant conformity of any kind is really not my style True, real men need no directions and I frequently change my mind: I like to come as I please & go as I please. The need for infiltration seems to have become less of a necessity, since I’m beginning to hear the secret plea of our men in each post. (a bit like where’s all the good music gone) I only feel right now to a tempt ‘infiltration’ with security – the terms ‘manhandle’, ‘frisk’ and ‘bounce’ has tended me to feel rather turned on; motivated to push boundaries and enter this secret men’s place So…. I was wondering if you might consider, since I am educated in such professional services, myself as a guest speaker at your workshops? Subject topics I cover are:1. Not presents. PRESENCE!!2. How to give up moaning and whining about your life and women3.Tips on hair: How to update your hairstyle I’ll just hang out @ the door for a little bounce if declined hehe…Love!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Cassandra_Jayne' 2. How to give up moaning and whining about your life and women But I love moaning about women! Moaning on top of women, under women...As for this union business: the workers united will never be defeated. HOWEVER, if the workers are a men-only club that go on a sex-strike, my fear is we'll just become a bunch bored men sitting around all day holding our tools.Much prefer to open a dialogue, even if that means sleeping with the enemy...
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RHP User
13 years ago
You guys will be on STRIKE any time now at the Pub moaning about your tools, women and comparing gravel rash scares...I can see it now after a few, singing and chatting your theme song - clinking your schooners - having a merry "ol time...then the whips and chains come out for some CAGE wrestling fun..Oh BTW what uniforms you lot wearing??Who is the CEO of sewing?And what is your ANTHEM badge/Symbol??FOXY
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RHP User
13 years ago
although seeing as I'm not single, it seems I'm also not invited.So maybe I can play the moderator. I'll open a dialogue (and other interesting bits) with the female overlords on behalf of the recently collectivised brothers.It would be best if you all stayed on strike while I get busy, wouldn't want you all getting in the way now.Mr C
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RHP User
13 years ago
I believe in equality for men!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'neptune_drift' Much prefer to open a dialogue, even if that means sleeping with the enemy...This lounge is big enough for two...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Actually ... Until I can be seen to, i feel I'd like to wait on the lounge with Ms Devious and Mr Neptune Drift?I have some good music with me to play
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RHP User
13 years ago
Why are people commenting who are not Union members?This is against policy !
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RHP User
13 years ago
there will be ample opportunity for "lounge" time in the future. the ground swell that this has created is remarkable. the union is here to not only educate non-union members about our plight, but also to make our constituents better men. and neptune, we are in phase one. we are asserting ourselves, letting our issues be known. now is not the time for dialogue. let brinkmanship prevail, stay staunch my friend. hold ur tool alittle longer. we will not blink first. el presidente brings to the members attention the Cuban Missile Crisis. we will burnt it all down then marvel at the beautiful phoenix that rises. viva la revolution
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RHP User
13 years ago
some tissues for your issues?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Firstly.... to quote Groucho Marx........ Please accept my resignation. I dont want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member.Secondly..... lads.....If you need to form a union or boys club to sort your shit and provide an arena cor collective whinging..... you're a wuss.Forge your own destiny.So..... have I polarised everyone yet?!lolForm a line.DG
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' there will be ample opportunity for "lounge" time in the future. ... and neptune, we are in phase one. we are asserting ourselves, letting our issues be known. now is not the time for dialogue. let brinkmanship prevail, stay staunch my friend. hold ur tool alittle longer. we will not blink first. *Looks at bunch of sexless men with placards**Looks at lounge with Ms_Devious and Cassandra_Jayne*I'm so sorry, el Presidente. What can I say? I'm a weak, weak man.*Neptune_Dashes for lounge so fast he leaves a cloud-of-dust outline*
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RHP User
13 years ago
Brothers, stand tall.... Stand united! Even though the lounge sounds inviting. If one falls then all the dominos could all fall.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'neptune_drift' Quoting 'cold_ass_honky' there will be ample opportunity for "lounge" time in the future. ... and neptune, we are in phase one. we are asserting ourselves, letting our issues be known. now is not the time for dialogue. let brinkmanship prevail, stay staunch my friend. hold ur tool alittle longer. we will not blink first. *Looks at bunch of sexless men with placards* *Looks at lounge with Ms_Devious and Cassandra_Jayne* I'm so sorry, el Presidente. What can I say? I'm a weak, weak man. *Neptune_Dashes for lounge so fast he leaves a cloud-of-dust outline*Loving your honesty! Lets face it us women are sitting on gold mines and not too many women are digging for gold!!!! Yes some are but hey percentage is the guys. Ching Ching!!!! Love the thread, Honky you will be weak at the knees soon. pmsl
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv' Goddess, Men don't ask for directions. We always know where we are going. Asking for directions is an automatic disqualification of membership. You lost your formatting??? Need directions?? LOL And yes we push men out at birth, no wonder we deserve to use a little prick now an again.... LOL if that was harsh spank me! pmsl MMMM a little spanking
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Catchup62'Brothers, stand tall.... Stand united! Even though the lounge sounds inviting. If one falls then all the dominos could all fall. yet, i will never succumb!!!!!!!!!! catchup, my brother in arms, take my right flank. onwards! mischievious lad? wuss? el presidente will not get drawn into your craftiness and respond in kind for that will only lessen my stature. che fidel honky is above that. as for you tease goddess, pfft, for it is you who has already started to wilt. perversely, our power intoxicates you and u wanna piece of the honk too. moohahahaha paint me, use the tissues to swipe that drool away.
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RHP User
13 years ago
yep, I'll need those tissues back please ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'paintme' yep, I'll need those tissues back please ... That it made you cry?
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