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UNION 2014!
January 02 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
You are anti Unicorn? Admit it, you just want to be against us. . Now, I'm not taking this even remotely seriously until El Presidente Honky makes an appearance.
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RHP User
12 years ago
3.We men, can contribute a lot to society but feel shunned in cyber space. Yes I must agree with this one. coffee boys are very useful......white and one thanks Kizza
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
Mmmmm coffee, same as jayjay please and thank you..... Good luck with your union movement, kizza and the men of RHP.....💋
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RHP User
12 years ago
Union schmunion You can be my friend.... .... but I don't need a cooperative of hand holders for support to exercise my 'manly rights' in my world. But good luck to you ;-) lol DG
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Come ere so I can loosen the strings on your sandals. You kinda got high pitched toward the end there and I feel you lost a little of your intended impetus. There there schnookums......now ket me straighten your skirt and helmet. (Stands back to appraise you) much better sweetie, now when you and the boys finish playing UNION with the girls come back and see me and tell honks that my 12yo daughter brushes her hair forward and gels it up into a horn on her head for laughs too but it doesn't make him a Unicorn either.....maybe a Narwhal? You know you both love me ~ Indy (anti-union) Sexytary xx. Bring it boyfriend!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Before I'll join. Anti-unicorn? Never. Men have feeling too? Not above the belt. Shunned in cyberspace? Not I, ignored maybe. This place will change this year? Of course, everything evolves (or devolves in my case.).
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Smilingwithfun
12 years ago
Who has the words to "The Red Flag"
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On_Safari
12 years ago
It Ain't 'alf Hot Mum might be appropriate. Tes I'm showing my age mancubs it's a british comedy series circa 1974-81. (Rolls eyes, aging with class and style is this Lioness). Now, all together now... Meet the gang 'cause the boys are here - The boys to entertain you. With music and laughter to send you on your way - We're raising the rafters with a hey-hey-hey! With songs and sketches and comedy too - So come with us and you won't feel blue! So meet the gang 'cause the boys are here - The boys to entertain you! B-O-Y-S - boys to entertain you!
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RHP User
12 years ago
And do Hi fives. :P
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Originalbadboy
12 years ago
How do you feel about alicorns? Obbi "Mmmmm, Big..." - Big M
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RHP User
12 years ago
but how about knob ffs
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RHP User
12 years ago
I believe in equality for MEN! ( usually if I feeling in a generous mood though). Tee hee
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RHP User
12 years ago
The time has come for a new era, and the Union are here to pave the way forward. The need for this has already been demonstrated by the instant fluttering of women's hearts by their posts disguised in anti-UNION banter and rhetoric as men once again begin to stand tall! Funlover, regarding point 2, I believe that is what Kizza was referring to, though this will need to be further clarified at the first UNION meeting of the year. Oh, and of course DG, we've got your back, even if you are flying solo. That's what we do. I hereby pass a motion that DG be officially declared 'Friend of the Union'. Does anyone second that motion?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Whatsa matter you ...hey Why you lookie so sad....Its not so bad ....Its a nica place....Ahhhh shuduppa ya face... I can tell by the comments thus far we have been missed !
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RHP User
12 years ago
I won't hi five but fuk ill be part of that gang bang ;),,
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RHP User
12 years ago
So I could send an email with the word UNION in it and make everyone understand that sometimes I need to chuck my toys around the cot :-( - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
ah the union. men, we had our Icarus moment. but just like the finikas we have risen. stronger and more devious than ever. cant say to much, but at these upcoming Sydney drinks night, there will be a reckoning. el president ps. and this time around we cant be bought. just saying
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RHP User
12 years ago
seeing as the boys dont like unicorns ,,,,me thinks they can all have a little daisy chain suck on each other after the meet ,,,,and let us gurls look after each other ,,,,,,,,,,,,lol
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Hello Honky Tonks, good to have you back.....Unrushed1 your histrionics may be shoring El Presidente and the Puppeteer up hun but just for the sake of a history lesson I flogged the boys solo last time...with the occassional reinforcement from the QLD Women's Contingent. 😃 I don't see why I can't "dust" you as well. And Kizz maje sure Honky comes to drinks night, it's his shout. Lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Hello Honky Tonks, good to have you back.....Unrushed1 your histrionics may be shoring El Presidente and the Puppeteer up hun but just for the sake of a history lesson I flogged the boys solo last time...with the occassional reinforcement from the QLD Women's Contingent. 😃 I don't see why I can't "dust" you as well. And Kizz maje sure Honky comes to drinks night, it's his shout. Lol that's not how I recall it. u all put on ur self righteous wonder woman girdles on and tried to divide us. we feigned retreat ala the ancient Spartans and have come back hard all phalanxed up. bring it! oh and btw I like my daiquiri served chilled with a touch of cream. trust me, it tastes divine. now back to discussing manly things with manly men in a strictly hetrosexual manner.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
.....yes I recall your phalanx reformation.....and subsequent disassembly. My "self-righteous wonder woman girdle" HA! I rarely wear panties..... 😎
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
And don't forget it girlfriend..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Since the so called sexual revolution womendid have it better but then it went to far.The down side is both sexes suffer from itand in my view it will not recover.So kizza don't waste your time as you will gainnothing.Its like the voting in OZ lots said but nothingis ever done.On the up side I have met women who lovea man being a man and appreciate him heapsso go out and find one although they are onlya few out there.When sexes compete and no longer complimenteach other the writing is on the wall.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Honky screw drinks night lets go out and watch all others follow. If i recall right ,on drinks night ,we were offered a 3 some ,boobies were popping out at our table.Women tried to drag us back to the hotel room and we just laughed it all up.Will be good to catch up with ya again mate And look at all these posters ,coming into OUR UNION ,secret men's business forum ,trying to bring us down ! Stay strong and rock on !
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Welcome back comrade Honky - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Paying subs to a union that sounds a lot like the CWA doesn't really appeal.... Think I'll just go back flying :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
but' I work alone... already managing the misinformed has its moments let alone doing it for someone else.. lol.. all you gotta do is tell it as it is and without a doubt they will find a reason to want to come and get ya.. lol.... BUT ? dont worry' there's still some really lovely sexy fuckers out there who are happy to cradle your head to their perky ample breasts.. watch em come and get me.. hehe. skit em rex.. Always look on the bright side of life... da dah , da duh,...... da dah da dah da dah
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RHP User
12 years ago
All talk until you see my boobies ... Try not to dribble on the table this time ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
You women never play fair... As for the rest of you lot... i just say stuff to create an atmosphere so we can laugh at one another.Sometimes forums get to heated ! Vent people..... VENT!
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Wings would you like one roll of loo paper or two with which to wipe the shit from thine chocolate lips? Paint_Me I'd love to see that, Kizza smothered into beautiful silence! Lovinit is nice to have another QLD Lady at my side.....i don't mind sharing :) and with Unrushed shagging everyone above him on another thread just leaves you and I Honky, I prefer sugar sweet kisses as opposed to bitter diatribe from your lios dear friend. Come a little but closerrrr your my kinda man so big and so strong.....da da. da da daaa come a little bit closer I'm all alone and the battles still young. Dance with me? (Big broad smile and a wink) - Posted from rhpmobile
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Quilton loves ya bum ! 💩 - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
12 years ago
And tampons are great for nosebleeds ;-P
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RHP User
12 years ago
If i get knocked off by boobies it was Paint me or Indagine who took me out !
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wingman2014
12 years ago
I hope you realise I will be spying on you ladies at Jay Jays bitch training camp - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' And tampons are great for nosebleeds ;-P If we got a heap of tampons, that have been used to stop nose bleeds, and strung them together like a necklace, could we call it art?
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On_Safari
12 years ago
You can call it whatever you want BUT I'd call that gross!! Just like the menstrual yarn thing.... forgive my uncultured utterance BUT eeuuwwww!!! I might also add I haven't done that for years and even I find sanitary disposal bins (whilst necessary and functional) disturbing!!! Lol
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madotara69
12 years ago
It's Mado, Tara's not looking ATM. only guest appearances for that very reason. hope you can understand? Got that thing covered and working on the other thing, not the other other thing, just the other thing then the other other thing. I'm off now
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RHP User
12 years ago
You're STILL talking about it! LOL
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RHP User
12 years ago
Tampons are very good for stab wounds too :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
A string of tampons....not Art surely but the aforementioned Red Flag?. The Workers' flag is deepest red.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'll have to remember that, for next time. Paintme, I'm glad you got it. Words are my paint and reactions to them are my reward. ;)
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
No training needed lovely......💋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
12 years ago
That's not very nice Wings..... considering we aren't your average Biatches to begin with. Aw Kizz I won't smother ya..... stab ya maybe lol better have a box of tampax handy ;-P Stir can administer 1st Aid for you 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'chevtrek' Since the so called sexual revolution women did have it better but then it went to far.Wasn't that when they discovered women could orgasm? Good times!
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RHP User
12 years ago
We'll see. You are no match for my tactics. . And hi Toklas! Love your name.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'wingman2014' I hope you realise I will be spying on you ladies at Jay Jays bitch training camp - Posted from rhpmobile But thank you for having so much faith in my Bitch abilities And baby....you haven't seen half of it yet
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RHP User
12 years ago
Not for non union members to be passing their views or picking up women ! I am watching you lot ,we know who you trouble makers are...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Originalbadboy' How do you feel about alicorns? Obbi "Mmmmm, Big..." - Big M How do I feel about it? Well they are absolutely everywhere you look, now that I know where to find them I trip over them every where I go. Straight indeed.... pffffftttt.
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
"Trouble makers" you say kizza, no trouble coming from us girls....maybe you should be looking at your members, cheeky mob they are.....💋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Im a trouble maker ...its why re started the Union thread... always gets a bite.... 3 days old this thread is and already 3 pages. Think the first Union Thread got up to 50 odd pages...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Lovinit28'maybe you should be looking at your members, Me thinks they spend enough time looking at their members ...
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
I'm sure they do.....hehe - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
12 years ago
Have you got any rules that you can use to make paint me and her girlfriendsss show thier boobs at hourly or minutely intervals, Like a clock for the minutes or just looking at any time , sort of rule to the boobs clock boob thing? Mado
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RHP User
12 years ago
As if these women listen to me ..... Anyhow the boobie's are always showing ,i think they know that its hard for men to concentrate when they bouncing boobies around..
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Are coerced into active ogling ..... (Shakes head) maybe Honky Tonks was the staunch leader and disciplinarian of his male member(s) after all? 😎 x
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Like a cuckoo clock. That has the doors pop open On the hour Only with this clock , the bra flies open exposing the fun bags with the time written on them and a wolf whistle chime .👀 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Are coerced into active ogling ..... (Shakes head) maybe Honky Tonks was the staunch leader and disciplinarian of his male member(s) after all? 😎 x as el president, I pride myself on the "eye" lock rather than the boobaroobie ogle. one begets the other I have found and quite quickly too I may add.. these Spanish eyes see through u, to ur very cockles. don't be scared. embrace the union ie. kizza and I hahahaha
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'wingman2014' Like a cuckoo clock. That has the doors pop open On the hour Only with this clock , the bra flies open exposing the fun bags with the time written on them and a wolf whistle chime .👀 - Posted from rhpmobsters, lunatics, maniacs, Gangster united yoyo comp for beginners, the insides of a vagina W/shop Quote The artist's work within a larger context. Kinda the same as you see people's posts here. Context is everything. And remember,Small people discuss other people.Average people discuss events.Amazing people discuss ideas. How could anyone know that was not said for this very reason, Wingman it's amazing. Paint me is a genius. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
An artist. BS artist that is .
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madotara69
12 years ago
To hasty, silly really, thinking of boobs again blurring the want or need for, taking the time to concentrate and focus to the objective. Wingmans boob clock, to represent a pretty significant part with the tools for the Think Tanks in here, is and should be considered as clearly pointed out from The lovely Biatch over there Paint me, an indisputable reason for drawing up the work method statement and Getting the Boob clock in it's position and up and running. In my humble opinion, Ladies Hh,hmm and sorry excuse me , l'tle tickle in the throat...Gentlemen. Mado
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On_Safari
12 years ago
How else am I to determine your worth or sincerity as an opponent?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I know not to look in your eyes ,you would turn any man into stone AKA Medusa. Or would that be... you would just make any man hard mwahahaha !
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RHP User
12 years ago
we shall put it to the test over a greygoose or two come next Saturday night. kizza, fear nothing, take everything. moohahahahaha
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RHP User
12 years ago
They are going to be so sorry come the 18th. If i recall last drinks night we both attended the women could not handle us then .....Good times ahead !
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RHP User
12 years ago
You will never be able to resist the charms of these women, but here is a small excerpt from an ode to a woman's ass just to make sure you don't : Oh g-string wearer, the strings rising from your crack like a bird’s wings in flight. Oh pencil skirt, snug jeans, short shorts, bikini bottoms, capris, and the circles they contain. Oh billboard buttocks, magazine tushes, movie-star derrieres. Oh porno fannies, soft-core rumps, the heinies of whores, the gluteus maximus of the girl next door.
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RHP User
12 years ago
menstruating cycle discussion is always a good defence against males... whether a females own issues, or i find discussing Feminist Art created by their own bodily fluids a good gross factor too. Especially if the boy is just not your type and you don't want to hurt their feeeeeeeelings... so you just gross em out. Except once when i was told one guy would still be willing to pleasure my clit btw, boomy, kizza wizza, happy new year xoxo
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'looking4quality' You will never be able to resist the charms of these women, but here is a small excerpt from an ode to a woman's ass just to make sure you don't : Oh g-string wearer, the strings rising from your crack like a bird’s wings in flight. Oh pencil skirt, snug jeans, short shorts, bikini bottoms, capris, and the circles they contain. Oh billboard buttocks, magazine tushes, movie-star derrieres. Oh porno fannies, soft-core rumps, the heinies of whores, the gluteus maximus of the girl next door. lovely lady from Sydney, u misjudge the power of the honk and kiz. and do so at ur peril. this aint no Helen of troy story. we aint no paris. we are fearless. having said that, mmm I do have a hankering for some defining g string vpl visible through the finest cotton summer dress.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You'd better dig out that frilly little cotton number so Honky can admire your g ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'paint_me' You'd better dig out that frilly little cotton number so Honky can admire your g ... kiz knows I like him better in his sailor's suit. oh, by the way, that's an in joke, so all ladies could be please refrain from leaving ur typical low brow comments. bahahaha
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
Oh I do love that name cold ass honky, just the thought of it..... Kizz, I'll look forward to seeing you on that frilly little cotton number too sweetcheeks...... No low blows from us girls, we're the straight talkers here....💋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was in a G , you would all admire me. As for my sailor suit , that thing that my mum dressed me up in when i was 4 has caused major damage to me as a person.She hangs that photo in the hall way so all can see.I am damaged goods!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Says the lady with a flower on her breast !
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RHP User
12 years ago
most men love to be well and truly frocked....especially the Scots and the Greeks....I have a lttle bit of both in me...well not right now of course
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mochahokkacocka you changed your name again and a Happy New year to you missy ! Lovinit28 look forward to you buying me a drink Lookingforquality me and honks are more God like ! Qefenta im not Greek , but close to it! And for the rest of you .... "Are we having fun yet?"
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
I'll buy you a drink if you wear that frilly little cotton number for me....with the g of course..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973' And for the rest of you .... "Are we having fun yet?" Well Kizza I bet you thought that was a gun in my pocket, but the truth is, strappy is just happy to see you.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Indu Bindy Irwin 😄 haha come now gents are my Union Men now so bereft of a witty repartee that you both resort to infantile name calling? Hmm sticks and stones may break ones bones but whips and chains excite me. So let me push you down and tie you up and show you why you like me. 😈 IT'S ON GENTLEMEN!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I dont do G strings sorry to let you all down ! I still take your drink tho lovinit28 As for the "Strap on stunner" i am sure you can scare other men off that are being rude to the sister hood.Look out guys Meeka is on Security duty for drinks night. And as for you Bindi ,bring your chains and whips you can work the door with strappy !
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RHP User
12 years ago
sorry Kizzikins I just can't spell
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973'They are going to be so sorry come the 18th. If i recall last drinks night we both attended the women could not handle us then ..... Who were the last ones standing, huh? Certainly not the Honkster.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973' And as for you Bindi ,bring your chains and whips you can work the door with strappy !I know how to work a room not just the door Kizz.....I like to value add
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RHP User
12 years ago
Qefenta im not a good spella either.PuBliK SkOol edumication Indagine you know me i dont do serious Im sure you can work a lot of things bwahahha! and Mes if i recall right there was 3 of us left at the pub ,but i left because i didnt want to cock block ya !Also it was kebab time...
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
What's your drink???? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Johnny Black on the rocks ! A gentleman's drink ! Till i have a few then i think im the Hulk !
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RHP User
12 years ago
...or the protest....? - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
I'll look forward to seeing you drinking this in the frilly little cotton number..... 😎 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973' Mes if i recall right there was 3 of us left at the pub ,but i left because i didnt want to cock block ya ! Also it was kebab time...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973' Johnny Black on the rocks ! A gentleman's drink ! Till i have a few then i think im the Hulk ! You just keep on walking?
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RHP User
12 years ago
From Kafka... Now the Sirens have a still more fatal weapon than their song, namely their silence. And though admittedly such a thing never happened, it is still conceivable that someone might possibly have escaped from their singing; but from their silence certainly never.
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RHP User
12 years ago
If you saw how CrAzY some of these women get at drinks night.... you would keep walking to
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973' If you saw how CrAzY some of these women get at drinks night.... you would keep walking to Don't break the cardinal rule my sweet. What happens at drinks night ...
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Where be this kebab shop I keep hearing about?!?! Hungry!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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Plain280
12 years ago
What you need Kizza is an army based on ancient practices, fight hard be ruthless and take anything you wont from them women, none of this pussy footing around business. Oh I forgot you do have to have the appropriate weapons, spear, sword, shield and armour a helmet will come in handy. Or just give in to your modern day self and bore them to eventually give in mmmm.LOL.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Like band camp hey Paintme Lol Indagine this kebab shop is in the city , you havent experienced a great night till you head home for a midnight kebab. You may not be able to handle this kebab ,you wouldnt give one to your worst enemy but at 2am its the goods.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Watch me...... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I be watching you girl !
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RHP User
12 years ago
But we did manage some left over scrambled eggs and chipolatas at midnight!! But didn't quite cut it like a kebab would have ;pp And Kizza how come you speak a different language in the forums ? Do you not know how to spell the "F" word? :))) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
The Union didn't stand a chance on Saturday and you were all defeated by our looks, laughs and hugs x
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' The Union didn't stand a chance on Saturday and you were all defeated by our looks, laughs and hugs x far from being defeated, the union was embraced and it also offered it protective muscle. check the cctv footage
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RHP User
12 years ago
I really appreciated my three goons. You saw the pic.
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