gazpacho

gazpacho

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Who do you love?

January 24 2014

I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie A brand new house on the road side, and it's a-made out of rattlesnake hide Got a brand new chimney put on top, and it's a-made out of human skull Come on take a little walk with me baby, and tell me who do you love? So, who's it going to be today?Name someone in the RHP community that you've never chatted to before...Someone who catches your eye.Be brave. You only live once.Tell me what attracts you to them.Tell me the circumstances in which you discovered their profile(Don't hold back on the details)Tell me who do you love, and why you think so?Just between you and I. they'll never read the Forum(but if they do... this will ultimately be on relegated to page 2) HugsGazpacho

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  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    CravingTouchI'm a new participant in RHP but when I saw your profile pic appear in a forum topic, it caught my eye immediately. What I saw was a perfect feminine chin... just a snippet of your generous smile... but what I read was an open heart, a gentle touch and a silky smooth graceful whisper of information screaming out to me to approach. This magic that you have cannot be faked. You're the real thing. You're very attractive and I am instantly in love, even if it doesn't last longer than today, I will always treasure the experience of the fact that you have shared of yourself so openly and without hesitation. I love you! HUgsGazpacho xxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I've written to everyone who caught my attention ;-)

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Oi ... take that back bitch. My mailbox is empty! HUgsGAzpacho

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    You could also do that... but hey.. you know Im a LAZY dirty perve, so I'm looking for a heads up on the hot tips. :pHugsGazpacho Quoting 'Meander' I've written to everyone who caught my attention ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    This forum was purely for Cravingtouch's benefit, wasn't it? Go on, message her :-P

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    I sent her an addy yesterday but got no joy. S I thought I'd try this instead. Do you realise how tough it is for guys to get gals to even read our messages? So the gig's up. That doesn't change a thing. I'm going to persist. You could at least pretend to see it from a guy's point of view and play along! It'll do you good to search your feelings for any sign of emotional attachment, deep within that dark, dark cold female heart. :p HugsGazpacho. (PS... Do you think it is possible to get away with saying anything at all if you simply end a sentence with :p?)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    and I need a bucket

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    You haven't aged a bit wowow! HugsGazpacho!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hmm I think Jdex may still be around somewhere. All the ladies LURVE him! :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Well I will be having a threesome tonight with Nadal & Federer.... That will be good for a perve. I am a sucker for deep brown chocolatey gorgeous eyes (the ones on their face that is).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    nope, not sharing any other ones that have caught my eye ( or my pink bits)....you will have to do your own searching gazpacho

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    was pretty special. Wrote intelligent stuff and had abs I'd gladly lick hot toffee from ...

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Was hoping you'd have something other than your tongue to promote Mr Gazpacho. I know I was pondering that very thing myself today......?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    *awkward turtle* Come on people, join in, don't make us dance alone... Thank you gazpacho, you are an enthusiastic character, I like that. Even if just for today, I accept and appreciate your love and understand that you are a discerning man of good instincts and great taste in women! I'm fairly certain you're also a little bit mad, but the best ones always are, right? :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I loved St_Sinner, but he left before I could tell him. And then there's Stalky, who disappeared just before I joined. Totally fuckable.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Of course.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Yeah I had a huge crush on Stalky. The first time I read a few of his posts I knew I wanted to meet him but I was too shy, too vanilla and too out of his league. Took me probably 6 mths to get the courage to send him an email ... Although I always flirted outrageously on the forum with him. :p

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    I would like that. We can form a little meanderejecter group and have our own saucy fun! She'll be so jealous... Especially after we make outrageous "in the know" kinds of comments to each other in other people's threads! Xxxx Hugs Gazpacho

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    But that would show me as insecure. I will continue my silent worshipping and stalking from a distance :P - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    it could just be I refuse to grow up

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Lol wow! I love how you 27 year olds add 10 years to your age so you can take a stab at the cougars! Hugs Gazpacho

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Okay, I just saw someone who caught my eye and his name is Buff44........ his arms are wow! and he has a nice face... and of course he ticks quite a few of my boxes. Experimental and he is 7"and thick. Mmmmm But alas he is from Queensland.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    This thread has already is already the highlight of my time on RHP! I choose..... Unrushed1. Dude, I tried so hard to nail you, for so long, even when I was in my teens and flexible and stuff, but, as ever, you remain.... enigmatic....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'wowwow11' and I need a bucket its you, be still my beating heart

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    Is firmhand4u...total hot And yes Meeka I agree, buff44 what a man and those arms are just like wow - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Oh, I saw his face turned down, but his eyes were looking up at me bedroom eyes, that made delicious promises.... His lips, with that slight upward tilt, he didn't have to move, I gravitated towards him........ Then I saw his hand in his hair, pulling, was it the feeling of frustration that was tearing at me?...... Ohhh how I wanted that to be my hand, pulling his hair back while I was riding him and tasting the light salt of his skin....... I can't find him, oh I have searched, I thought that I had branded him against a list labelled hot, but alas, it was not meant to be, he has disappeared into that void "RHP newcomers". Enjoy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Wowwow And you know I've lusted for you for years!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ... And I second that! Anna ;p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Today, for the purposes of this thread, I love Sir Stir. Don't ask me why because I have NFI myself, the man drives me nuts most of the time :P (Juuust kidding, I know exactly why, it's because of his massive truck). I also have an extremely casual and unrushed crush on someone else around here. *whistles and intently inspects something over there*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I haven't seen his face pic, but with a body like that, who cares

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    You need not stalk me darling, drinks coming soon to a place near you 😉 I travel don'tchya know. Haha xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    JudoJudoand he performs just as good as he looksvery smart, very considerate, very fit and a sexy little fucker with the right twist of kink go get him girls

  • BrightBubbly

    BrightBubbly

    12 years ago

    There is someone that catches my eye but he is a forum regular so there is NO WAY I am outing myself !!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Won't she reply to your winks lol. Dude. Your recent activity in the forums is at fever pitch lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Unrushed1' This thread has already is already the highlight of my time on RHP! I choose..... Unrushed1. Dude, I tried so hard to nail you, for so long, even when I was in my teens and flexible and stuff, but, as ever, you remain.... enigmatic.... Didn't I sleep with you when I had the chance. Ahh, the path not traveled.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    No-one, but no-one on here has ever come close since. I would need no other reason to jump on a plane to WA. He may have left here but thats what email is for....

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Have you got the hots for me Mischeviouslad? I'm feeling a bit like a stalkee lately with all your flirtatious attention to my activities. It's the tongue isn't it. Do you like rimming? Hugs Gazpacho

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Ok, so. Now, I'm a bit of a bum man. I like 'em. A lot. It's the shape... perfectly designed one for each hand I reckon. Well, this raunchy lil' Country lass flashed my way [Alice_Wildfun] and as it seems, has no issue flaunting it about. What's more... The precious wee flower is suggesting that it is her best asset [thanks best asset thread]... BEST ASS Thread I reckon because whoa, Alice aint kidding! I'm certain she has far more to offer, on account of the fact that you cannot survive in Alice Springs without a pretty decent sense of humour and imagining the many ways to entertain indoors... hehe. Not surprising, I instantly fell in love with Alice. [Oh lordhammercy, I hear you all say]. I know I was in love with someone else yesterday, but that beautiful person has no instant posting rights so, it's really difficult to flirt with her, you know? RHP Admin? Please get your shit together! And yes, I'm shallow, but Wooohoo!. Anyone who is a bit of a butt nut will know what I am saying with this chick, Alice. I haven't met her partner, but frankly, that's a no brainer given the quality of this lass! So Alice_Wildfun.... I really love you! HUgsGazpacho xxxx

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    You're a social little butterfly aren't you flitting here, there and everywhere....I can't wait to have you flittering near me 💋 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    lots of gorgeous people on here ,,,,,but christiets does it for me ,,,,,id love to meet up with her ,,,,,,,,

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    lots of gorgeous people on here ,,,,,but christiets does it for me ,,,,,id love to meet up with her ,,,,,,,,

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Were you that drunk you don't remember? Don't mind me while I'm craving shyness over here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Check out "Ratbag135".... Now I'm no expert but I think if it ain't him its as close as you'll get. ;) Quoting 'ApolloThirteen' No-one, but no-one on here has ever come close since. I would need no other reason to jump on a plane to WA. He may have left here but thats what email is for.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Funlover and Unrushed....... you are just two friends helping each other out. It's beautiful to see.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    No instant posting = no love? OUCH!

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Funlover and Unrushed....... you are just two friends helping each other out. It's beautiful to see. The idea is that it is supposed to be someone you have never met or messaged before, unless, as in my case, they didn't reply to your messages. :(( .... in which case you expose your heart publicly... you know... like singing a pretty tune outside their bedroom window late at night... only in a more modern, less noisy way... just post your defiant Love here! HugsGazpacho

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'CravingTouch' I also have an extremely casual and unrushed crush on someone else around here. *whistles and intently inspects something over there* Isn't the unrushed element of things a great way to build ......anticipation .......;) (shuffles his feet, looking around nervously to see if anyone noticed his obvious flirt with CT)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'up4mostthings1' Quoting 'CravingTouch' I also have an extremely casual and unrushed crush on someone else around here. *whistles and intently inspects something over there* Isn't the unrushed element of things a great way to build ......anticipation .......;) (shuffles his feet, looking around nervously to see if anyone noticed his obvious flirt with CT) Ahaha, you are busted buster! Anticipation is pretty awesome, I just hate when it turns out to be better than the anticipated reality. Here's to making life better than imagination *raises a glass of water*

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'CravingTouch' No instant posting = no love? OUCH! I'm VERY shallow aren't I? I mean, here I am attempting to woo a gorgeous gal via the forums, and I feel like you're one step behind at all times.... I say something and tomorrow, I discover you have said something totally off beat, like... let's see... mmmm... "I love that crazy forum local with the [very clever] witty one liners". *pout. I can handle it. But I'm a lover, a lover of many, and the more the better.... and better if all at once, but it means I love you no less, Darling. What do you mean the wedding is off? Of course, but this lag in communication means I'm going to get... well.... bored. There. I said it. Don't cry! Oh stop crying, I didn't mean you're boring. No, no, it's just a turn of phrase? Oh cheer up. Here's a tissue, now blow your cute lil nose. Whenever I'm unhappy, I think of three toed sloths rooting. There, over there... there's some... in the chat room. go take a look. Miss you. Hope you get instant posting rights soon.HugsGazpacho

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'up4mostthings1' Quoting 'CravingTouch' I also have an extremely casual and unrushed crush on someone else around here. *whistles and intently inspects something over there* Isn't the unrushed element of things a great way to build ......anticipation .......;) (shuffles his feet, looking around nervously to see if anyone noticed his obvious flirt with CT) I saw that. So tell me... you wouldn't happen to have a spare wrestling kit I can try on? I think you'd look great in lycra.HugsGazpacho

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Must be elusive, can't find that profile.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Meeka, what can I say except thanks. I would appreciate the opportunity to show you my....gratitude, experimentally of course but as you rightly point out I live in the best part of this huge country

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'buff44' Meeka, what can I say except thanks. I would appreciate the opportunity to show you my....gratitude, experimentally of course but as you rightly point out I live in the best part of this huge country I know! Sadly our love shall only be from afar.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'gazpacho51' Quoting 'CravingTouch' No instant posting = no love? OUCH! I'm VERY shallow aren't I? I mean, here I am attempting to woo a gorgeous gal via the forums, and I feel like you're one step behind at all times.... I say something and tomorrow, I discover you have said something totally off beat, like... let's see... mmmm... "I love that crazy forum local with the [very clever] witty one liners". *pout. I can handle it. But I'm a lover, a lover of many, and the more the better.... and better if all at once, but it means I love you no less, Darling. What do you mean the wedding is off? Of course, but this lag in communication means I'm going to get... well.... bored. There. I said it. Don't cry! Oh stop crying, I didn't mean you're boring. No, no, it's just a turn of phrase? Oh cheer up. Here's a tissue, now blow your cute lil nose. Whenever I'm unhappy, I think of three toed sloths rooting. There, over there... there's some... in the chat room. go take a look. Miss you. Hope you get instant posting rights soon.HugsGazpacho You need to love, constantly, I get it. The more love around here the merrier, so how can I be unhappy with that? I am a bit distracted myself. We will be alright, hold on tight.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    blond_gypsy First noticed him on the forums. I like his posts, they show intelligence and a respectful manner, plus I've always had a thing for guys with longer hair. It's so good to grab onto their hair while they're thrusting hard......................................... Oops, sorry distracted myself a bit there . Anyway, there are quite a few guys from WA who have caught my eye at various times but because of the distance it usually seems a bit pointless to get in touch. If there's no chance of meeting in person I admit I lose interest quickly.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Just reading his profile makes me all ummm, tingly!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Luckyd, I find that RHP is an exercise in frustration. A lot of wonderful women gracing the dark hours across my screen for RHP. Very few are within a realistic distance, I spend long intimate moments thinking of what could be..getting a bit old to be honest

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Gee Meeka, I would settle for dirty and that can be achieved remotely. Granted it's not as fulfilling but..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Seeing everyone I love here knows it from messaging, and maybe a little bit more, my vote goes to..... Christiets! Christie, I am a sucker for a good personal story, and for someone who knows who they are. I do not know any transgender people myself, and have found your openness here very courageous and inspirational. To have done more self reflection than most ever will, to face discrimination bravely, and to come out the other side with such grace and dignity as yourself gains my utmost respect. Much love to you, and so glad you have found a home on RHP with the rest of us crazies!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sadly for warning the two I crave n could probably love have zero interest in warning :(( o well bak to the hand of pleasures

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'buff44' Luckyd, I find that RHP is an exercise in frustration. A lot of wonderful women gracing the dark hours across my screen for RHP. Very few are within a realistic distance, I spend long intimate moments thinking of what could be..getting a bit old to be honest I feel your pain!! Living in regional Queensland is certainly not conducive to meeting quality sexual partners. Well, not the type that I am looking for anyway, and yes I admit I'm fairly picky. So far my best experiences with people from RHP have been when I've travelled, and unfortunately I don't have the moula to be doing that very often. It can be very frustrating!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'gazpacho51' Quoting 'Meeka100' Funlover and Unrushed....... you are just two friends helping each other out. It's beautiful to see. The idea is that it is supposed to be someone you have never met or messaged before, unless, as in my case, they didn't reply to your messages. :(( .... in which case you expose your heart publicly... you know... like singing a pretty tune outside their bedroom window late at night... only in a more modern, less noisy way... just post your defiant Love here! HugsGazpacho I was just trying to show a friend some love. To get on topic, I meet so many people last weekend, I need some one new to fixate on and stalk through the forums. How bout it Missb?

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    Bring it on stud 😍 I'd love to have a fun lover stalker - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    I'm already stalking you. 💏 LOL I'm only a little bit crazy....promise. Not a bunny boiler at all. 🐇 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Just had a look a whose hotlist I'm on and only two of those people have written to me. . And I have had sex with both as a result. .

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    Isn't it interesting....I was looking at it last night I'm on 94 hots lists and maybe 12 of those people have ever contacted me. I'm about to clear my hot list out. I also realised all these people had access to my private galleries so cleaned that up last night to.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    God, there have been so many! I fall in love at the drop of a hat :-( I've met a few... And had my fantasies brought to life, it's always as good as I thought it would be. Of those I've not met... Philosopher poet- mr perfect straight from central casting!! Gorgeous man and I don't know where he went. Big ocean- love your posts . And, can I join the queue of those who adore the blondGypsy, sigh!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I think I have an RHP love_crush on that popular blonde gypsy too. Irony is, I'm too chicken to do anything about it even though he lives pretty much in the next suburb to me. Someone slap some sense into me? Sorry blondie! Loving you from a not-so-far distance for now :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Who brought himself to my attention within days of vanishing off the face of RHP. He frequented the forums whereas I hadn't even looked at them prior to his introduction. He had it going on to the max - charming, charismatic, heaps of personality, wicked sense of humour but his mind alone was something else. Definitely a man I would have liked to have met.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    What a disgustingly good time you must be? I wouldn't know where to start! Should I bend over.. or bend you over? I'm going to need an army of accomplices, I think. What a mystery. What a woman! As soon as I saw the avatar I knew you were up to no good... a mischief maker from the get go... that's so attractive, but I fell for your charms from the first cheeky post I read. I love how you cover my arse, btw. That's really cute... tickles a bit at times... but what a wonderful, reliable character. I can't wait to be invited to the next wet eared debauchery tour! Hugs n snogsGazpacho xxxxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Mr Green one of my personal perves - in stealth mode of course. Wouldn't want him to know I'm checking out his bum.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Why thank you very much, I would love to bend you over. And you just reminded me I need to buy a much much larger attachment for my strapon harness.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    PaintMe with your tongue ............ You , me and a can of Dulux Gold ! I'm the only one who can make Bruno run for cover ;) Lol GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I still love you Nadal!!!! You always have a place in my bed! xxxx

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    12 years ago

    Have my eye on a couple of gorgeous brizzie guys but I told you who you'd all go check them out. My lips are sealed!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    As my profile states ... I love man (well endowed) who LOVE women and women bodies. Man who are confident with their sexuality and can go without Viagra (a confused man is a big turn off, my ex was hence he is ''ex'' lol) ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Cath, distance is such a bummer, but where there is a will, there is a way. Love to catch up and share a coffee or two, loved to share anything with you lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'buff44'RHP is an exercise in frustration. A lot of wonderful women gracing the dark hours across my screen for RHP. Very few are within a realistic distance, I spend long intimate moments thinking of what could be..getting a bit old to be honest Better to have loved and lost...? Bye, Buff. Hope all is well in your world.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Bruno is relaxing, eating grapes and being fanned by beautiful eunuchs holding ostrich feathers. He is still recovering from a debaucherous interlude.He does twitch a little at your bum pic.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'paint_me' Bruno is relaxing, eating grapes and being fanned by beautiful eunuchs holding ostrich feathers. He is still recovering from a debaucherous interlude.He does twitch a little at your bum pic. Oh gawd that's different. You call your twat "Bruno"? I can imagine his frustration surrounded by useless fucking eunuchs, spread eagled there on a pillow, growling and snarling... slobber running down his chin... ready to snap at anything with one upper molar. HugsGazpachoxxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Bruno is my strap on.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    but you already knew that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'paint_me' Bruno is relaxing, eating grapes and being fanned by beautiful eunuchs holding ostrich feathers. He is still recovering from a debaucherous interlude.He does twitch a little at your bum pic. That's a comforting thought.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Jasonx123. I'd fuck that man hell, west and crooked like a loose slot machine if he'd only stop teasin' me and start pleasin' me. 😖 but it's beneath me to beg or let on that he "does it for me". (Sigh) kinda like the Sun Bears hey Luckdragon? Overcast and they won't play, must be solar powered. Queue JayJay and Indy "Some bears will oo oo oo oooooo some bears won't. Some bears need alotta lovin' and a some bears don't....." 💋

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Thats so Racey lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'BrightBubbly' There is someone that catches my eye but he is a forum regular so there is NO WAY I am outing myself !!! I promise not to tell, trust me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That boy sure talks to a few women I know, WA is very small but many are yet to see him in the flesh. You may get hots for someone you never metbut that person could be some poor dude with a brickies crack that lives with his mother and is cries like a baby if a moth flies into the room. And though we are to profess our desire for someone we never met, I would prefer to out the guys that walk the walk. It is too hard to know the reality of anyone on RHP, the forums are great press for guys. take note men Blond Gypsy is very cute, but he is also smart in how well he can market himself onf line. if that then translates into offline then he must be getting more roots than hot meals.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    This guy caught my attention , purely for his well written profile .. that , & the fact that he actually seems able to hold a decent intelligent conversation , plus I am a sucker for a good sense of humour & he seems to also have that aswell.Yes .. I am as turned on by brains & wits .. just as much as looks & bits .. what can I say .. lol :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'LadyTuscan' Blond Gypsy is very cute, but he is also smart in how well he can market himself on line. if that then translates into offline then he must be getting more roots than hot meals. he could probably talk his way into a root AND a hot meal. xx Sarah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I know it's cheating a little because we did have a very brief non sexual chat about 18 months ago, but her caring and compassionate nature really shone through in those few messages.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Oh man! My day is so happy!What a sweet cheeky innocent face you have. I can well imagine you swishing from side to side with hands behind your back, your little wooden shoes clinking (are these clogs?) and your pony tails jiggling side to side... a smile that lights up the room. I love you today, my exotic european delight! Welcome to my home! Do you like what I've done to the place? HugsGazpacho xxx

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    I have a fascination with gazpacho....your posts make me lol and smile stupidly at my computer screen.Your mind must be a very entertaining place.so much wisdom, so much attitude, so much spunk

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    One who never posts on the forums.....Younglochinvar Then Mr Scratchy and Mrs Luvsilver (funny thing is I'm straight, I think,lol)

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72'Your mind must be a very entertaining place. Mwaaahahahahaha! *evil smirk* That line made me giggle. You do make the forums a fun place to return to Gaz, it cannot be denied. .. But I can't tell you who I have my eye on. I'm sorry. We women are getting messages with 20 characters in them most days. Eight of those characters are a phone number and the majority of them are coming from guys whom I suspect must think 'punctuation' is some kind of crude sex position they've yet to try. Pickings are a little slim of late. What kind of huntress would I be if I shone a nice bright light on the select little shortlist I have my eye on? Suffice to say the diamonds still exist amongst the rough, you've just gotta get a little dirty in order to dig them up! . Flirty x

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'the majority of them are coming from guys whom I suspect must think 'punctuation' is some kind of crude sex position they've yet to try. That made me snort with laughter

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    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Missb72' I have a fascination with gazpacho....your posts make me lol and smile stupidly at my computer screen.Your mind must be a very entertaining place.so much wisdom, so much attitude, so much spunk I got a sexy flirty secret lover message in my thread! Woohoo! lot's of spunk? Damn. I hope it's not in my hair??Alas, Missb, I am no longer young enough to know everything [Thanks Oscar Wilde]. HugsGazpacho xxxx

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    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Luckdragon23'That made me snort with laughter It. Is. Doing. My. Head. In. . Flirty x

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    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Findingmemo'Meander I know it's cheating a little because we did have a very brief non sexual chat about 18 months ago We were both different people. Welcome back.

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    RHP User

    12 years ago

    call it narcissism. But I thoroughly enjoyed reading through this thread assuming most people were secretly coveting me.

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