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You know you're dirrrrrtttyy when:

July 18 2011

... you buy the 'Grinders' brand coffee not just because it's on special, but because you want to see if there's something more to it....

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  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I walk down the fresh food aisle at the supermarket is an erotic adventure

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You type the words 'you' or 'red' into the web address field and youtube or redhotpie are not the first results that come up!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Your mates mum tells you to come in the backdoor and you can't keep a straight face...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    The smell of vegetable oil makes you think of inserting things in bums rather than roast potatoes....

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    As soon as someone measures in inches, you immediately think of cocks

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    All your parcels are delivered in non-descript brown packaging and....... . you could probably spend a good hour replying to this thread

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You hear the word facial, and automatically think of your man blowing a load on your face. ...Ha, can't believe I just wrote that. (MRS)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You know your dirty when.. No matter how often you shower your mates still say Fuck me wowwow your a filthy bastard

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You know you're dirty when KD talks about his mum's friends back door& you instantly think of a threesome :P

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    PMSL! 3:-)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    She mentions the word "backdoor" and you instinctively cover your ass...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I actually did immediately believe Krissy was having daily DP's and didn't think anything of it

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'D_G_T'I actually did immediately believe Krissy was having daily DP's and didn't think anything of it LOL, same!! (MRS)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    When Flirty tells you so? When you get back to your desk and realise the letters SDER and C are stuck? When your on your second pack of listerine mints in an afternoon at Kens of Kensington? Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Bunnigs

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You grade the great hotels you've stayed in based on how well their lampshades would go doubling as dildos

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You watch a chick eat a banana, and all you can think of is........how tasty a sandwich they can make.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'KD7884'Your mates mum tells you to come in the backdoor and you can't keep a straight face... well you can cum in my back door lmao

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky'When Flirty tells you so? When you get back to your desk and realise the letters SDER and C are stuck? When your on your second pack of listerine mints in an afternoon at Kens of Kensington? Hugs Stalky ..He won't be truly dirrrrrrtty until I'm wiping up his spilt 5th beer, mopping his forehead for him and saying "See?? I told you Stalky wouldn't hurt you ... much! And to think you held out on him all this time!"

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    you smile and nod at all the other posts on this thread . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ..i know i'm dirty when l think of KD entering your back door.... hehehe and the little one on the end said "role over role over" Quoting 'twoozfun' Quoting 'KD7884'Your mates mum tells you to come in the backdoor and you can't keep a straight face... well you can cum in my back door lmao

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    But you're probably tall enough to escape serious injury. :pHugsStalky Quoting 'KD7884' She mentions the word "backdoor" and you instinctively cover your ass...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    This one's for DGT. ...when you hear someone taking a wizz in the loo and you shake your head and think, "What a waste!" It's even worse when there's a whole line of hot young men using a urinal. I sometimes wonder what I have to do to be sentenced to facing the firing squad!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'slippery_halo' This one's for DGT. ...when you hear someone taking a wizz in the loo and you shake your head and think, "What a waste!" It's even worse when there's a whole line of hot young men using a urinal. I sometimes wonder what I have to do to be sentenced to facing the firing squad! Slippery's thinking about those frenzied sprays again lmao Paint a bloomin target on and run down the line Slippery you dag !!! no harm in asking lol

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    On the way to a fantastic meet n greet, and u are travelling on Perth's not too flash public transport,,,you both find yourself checking out all the other people on the train and wonder,,,,,,,,mmmmmmm,,,,,hope they are cummming,,,,,ummm,,,heading to the same venue

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'D_G_T' Slippery's thinking about those frenzied sprays again lmao Paint a bloomin target on and run down the line Slippery you dag !!! no harm in asking lolAgain!? When did I stop? No harm in asking, DGT? Hm, it might result in a beating instead, but I know of one bar where the clientele would be far more likely to be... accomodating.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Everytime your grandmother gets all sentimental and starts telling you about the gorgeous pearl necklace your grandfather gave her, you cant help laughing and thinking how awesome your grandfather was. Even though she's crying at the time...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Everytime your grandmother gets all sentimental and starts telling you about the gorgeous pearl necklace your grandfather gave her, you cant help laughing and thinking how awesome your grandfather was. Even though she's crying at the time...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You know you're NOT dirty enough when you have to ask where is the best place to buy a dirty big strap on attachment for my strapon harness.... anyone???xxMeeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Careful Slippery, you will have DGT pissing herself with laughter... she likes pissing herself I have noticed. Ahhh that is why you are so close. hehehexxMeeka

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You've actually been heard to say while introducing a terrified young lass to her first anal experience..."Don't worry blood is a lubricant!"

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Your partner says he will have to get his snake out to clear your blockage and your mind doesnt think about the kitchen sink! Pusscat xxx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    some one mentions watersports and you aren't thinking of surfing

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'slippery_halo' Quoting 'D_G_T' Slippery's thinking about those frenzied sprays again lmao Paint a bloomin target on and run down the line Slippery you dag !!! no harm in asking lolAgain!? When did I stop? No harm in asking, DGT? Hm, it might result in a beating instead, but I know of one bar where the clientele would be far more likely to be... accomodating. I wasn't gonna drag it up for you this time, you did it all by your lonesome

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You're talking to DGT and she tells you you're kinky.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    A hot Kiwi chick is counting and you pop a chubby before she says 7.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Your putting out a fire and you know the last time you used that branch was as a dildo!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You lock your bedroom door when you leave the house..Your scared to let your friends borrow your laptop...The guy behind the counter at the sex shop waves and says hello in public....You dont imagine dressing women down while you perve. You drool over tying them up...You use more olive oil in the bedroom than the kitchen..

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    B4 posting it, you first read the other peeps comments, but stop (again)... at KD7884 for a 'quite moment', see yet another studly pic........ time stands still, meanwhile RHP has timed out your login! Between that and trying to remember that perfect, clever, whitty, sexy comment you were gonna post, all you are left with is this look (yeah there is a puddle of drool too....)

  • erotictouch4u

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    14 years ago

    You notice that your "times logged in this month" counter has reached triple digits

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting Krissy G You do a google image search on your name and photos appear that well you just wish wernt there. You do go and do a Google serch for Krissy G

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    you get a warm load on your face and LIKE IT

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You want ice cream and see the "Cookies-n-Cream" and "Double Fudge" and both make you a little nervous. Quality control can always be an issue.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Blahaahhah.... is that why they have that funny look on their face! Quoting 'KD7884'Your mates mum tells you to come in the backdoor and you can't keep a straight face...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' You know you're NOT dirty enough when you have to ask where is the best place to buy a dirty big strap on attachment for my strapon harness.... anyone???xxMeeka There comes a point when strap-ons just don't cut it. All the rubber/silicone can get quite heavy and then it requires two handed holding action. Don't feel not dirty enough for not knowing about something they don't make. :) (And WIN for the quadruple negative!)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ... you get busted having sex in a park and you don't stop.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight'You want ice cream and see the "Cookies-n-Cream" and "Double Fudge" and both make you a little nervous. Quality control can always be an issue. Oh no... That just made me think of a meal I ate... well, WANTED to eat... back when I was younger. A lovely big dish of pasta cabonara... was really looking forward to digging in and then I just stopped. Looked into my meal and it looked like someone had blown a big sticky load onto the top of my dish. Maybe I'm not dirrrrrrty enough, since I just about hurled on the spot... My bestie was all too happy to eat my meal for me though. Urgh... (MRS)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    But here we go with the watersports lmfao... I can well imagine you standing there at the SCG coyly playing with yourself .. slyly tweaking one nipple like the dirty slut you are... all the while paying close attention to the amazing variety of lads and their pissing techniques, angle and back pressure.... and you pretending to be just waiting your turn... Dirty dirty man. :pHugsStalky Quoting 'slippery_halo' This one's for DGT. ...when you hear someone taking a wizz in the loo and you shake your head and think, "What a waste!" It's even worse when there's a whole line of hot young men using a urinal. I sometimes wonder what I have to do to be sentenced to facing the firing squad!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' But here we go with the watersports lmfao... I can well imagine you standing there at the SCG coyly playing with yourself .. slyly tweaking one nipple like the dirty slut you are... all the while paying close attention to the amazing variety of lads and their pissing techniques, angle and back pressure.... and you pretending to be just waiting your turn... Dirty dirty man. :pHugsStalky Armpit thing? Do explain! Haha, no, I can't really do that Stalky. A little too afraid of getting a knuckle sandwich. When it came to my turn and I couldn't be due to the raging hard on it'd be a bit of a giveaway. So for that reason I almost always use a stall. But once or twice it has been known to take me quite a while...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...... WHEN YOU ARE PERVING ON HERE OR TALKING TO SOMEONE FACE TO FACE AND ACTUALLY THINKING MMMMM YUM I COULD FUCK HIM HAHA AND THEY HAVE KNOW IDEA MS XX

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Your sister in law strokes her fully erect fluffy cactus plant and tells you with a straight face she's been pricked more times than she cares to remember.... she wondered why I laughed instead of showing sympathy... DGT... ur a tart...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    i've joined RHP and been corrupted by the forums

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    you smile to yourself as you receipt rolls of pallet wrap into the warehouse and check out your staff price on it... . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I hope I didn't put you off those more decadent flavours of ice cream, Mrs. FL...let alone other more continental cuisine. | Quoting 'foreverlove7985' ....and then I just stopped. Looked into my meal and it looked like someone had blown a big sticky load onto the top of my dish. | Proabably best if I just send it to you in a PM....but there are more than a few reasons that I will never ever ever eat beef stroganoff again. Somtimes it's best not to look into the kitchen and see why they are singing om-pah-pah music instead of good ol' rock-n-roll. | ...oysters anyone?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    When the only thing you complain about after a rhp hookup is how much your jaw aches!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice'Your sister in law strokes her fully erect fluffy cactus plant and tells you with a straight face she's been pricked more times than she cares to remember.... she wondered why I laughed instead of showing sympathy... DGT... ur a tart... The pot calls the kettle a tart heehee

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Did anyone else get a bill from youporn this month?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    When you are talking with a group of ppl and your friend is giving you a foot massage with his ball sack & it never ocurred to you until now that might be considered a bit weird. It was good though :p

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    With his ballsack you say? Now there's a thought... teabagging the tootsies! That's like tangling two fetishes all into one!HugsStalkyQuoting 'Meeka100' When you are talking with a group of ppl and your friend is giving you a foot massage with his ball sack & it never ocurred to you until now that might be considered a bit weird. It was good though :p

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'sinspirit' ..i know i'm dirty when l think of KD entering your back door.... hehehe and the little one on the end said "role over role over" Quoting 'twoozfun' Quoting 'KD7884'Your mates mum tells you to come in the backdoor and you can't keep a straight face... well you can cum in my back door lmao lmao.... roll over!!! roll over!!!! we all rolled over and fell off the bed

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' I hope I didn't put you off those more decadent flavours of ice cream, Mrs. FL...let alone other more continental cuisine. | Quoting 'foreverlove7985' ....and then I just stopped. Looked into my meal and it looked like someone had blown a big sticky load onto the top of my dish. | Proabably best if I just send it to you in a PM....but there are more than a few reasons that I will never ever ever eat beef stroganoff again. Somtimes it's best not to look into the kitchen and see why they are singing om-pah-pah music instead of good ol' rock-n-roll. | ...oysters anyone? LOL... I must say - ice cream shopping may be a little more interesting next time around! Do I really want to hear about the beef stroganoff?? PM away, I'm sure (MR) will get a great laugh out of the look of disgust on my face. LOL (MRS)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'twoozfun' Quoting 'KD7884'Your mates mum tells you to come in the backdoor and you can't keep a straight face... well you can cum in my back door lmao Do you have a son or daughter that I can be mates with? Just for this purpose...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'sinspirit' ..i know i'm dirty when l think of KD entering your back door.... hehehe and the little one on the end said "role over role over"Not dirty enough. You're not in the bed rolling over with us...

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' But you're probably tall enough to escape serious injury. :pHugsStalky Quoting 'KD7884' She mentions the word "backdoor" and you instinctively cover your ass... I'll wear high heels...just in case!!Anyone got high heels in a size 12 mens...?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'twoozfun' Quoting 'sinspirit' ..i know i'm dirty when l think of KD entering your back door.... hehehe and the little one on the end said "role over role over" Quoting 'twoozfun' Quoting 'KD7884'Your mates mum tells you to come in the backdoor and you can't keep a straight face... well you can cum in my back door lmao lmao.... roll over!!! roll over!!!! we all rolled over and fell off the bed Damn those 5 star hotels with soft beds, the mattress just wont stay on the base

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'BoobaliciousFG' B4 posting it, you first read the other peeps comments, but stop (again)... at KD7884 for a 'quite moment', see yet another studly pic........ time stands still, meanwhile RHP has timed out your login! Between that and trying to remember that perfect, clever, whitty, sexy comment you were gonna post, all you are left with is this look (yeah there is a puddle of drool too....) Awwwwww Booby!!!! You're just so damn delicious that I might just..............fuck. What was i saying? And why are my feet wet?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Tarlisa' Blahaahhah.... is that why they have that funny look on their face! Quoting 'KD7884'Your mates mum tells you to come in the backdoor and you can't keep a straight face... And the look soon turns to horror when I tell them what I'm thinking...Curse my damn honesty. Well....except for this ONE occasion..... *smiles*

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice' DGT... ur a tart... You read that and immediately think of a custard tart....then immediately after wonder what DGT's "custard" tastes like....You dirrrrrrrty sods! I was wondering if she was a good cook!! Just like my grandma was.....with her pearl necklace.....

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    When ALL OF THE ABOVE applies in so many ways!!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You make one simple posting on a forum, and it takes you 5 messages to reply to the comments....And as a result, RHP rewards you with instant posting. Whoo hoo!! Is RHP trying to tell me something.....?

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I'll send the the whole story complete with all the details, Mrs.FL...and just hope Mr. catches the a pic when you are reading the whole messy story of the stroganoff, the side dishes and the restaurant. | Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Do I really want to hear about the beef stroganoff?? PM away, I'm sure (MR) will get a great laugh out of the look of disgust on my face. LOL | Being young and innocent as your are...here is just a taste, as it were. The restaurant was owned by the famous Cossack chefs, twin brothers known throughout Europe as the amazing Yakinovs. Do you want me to tell you what Ivan and Uban put in the sauce...or send it in a PM? | ....ewwwww. | | Actually, it had more to do with how they stuffed the cabbage rolls and rolled the pasta.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    When you wake up in the morning to find 50ft of rope and a butchers knife scattered around the bedroom, and you just think..."I wonder if the paper has been delivered?"

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'KD7884' Quoting 'twoozfun' Quoting 'KD7884'Your mates mum tells you to come in the backdoor and you can't keep a straight face... well you can cum in my back door lmao Do you have a son or daughter that I can be mates with? Just for this purpose... yes a 4 yr and 7 yr old boys can u manage to play the wiggles... LMAO YR WELCOM TO MY BACK DOOR .....KNOCK KNOCK (.) (.) haha

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Your partner wishes he could meet someone like you on RHP!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    a sign outside golf shop and giggle at the 'Big Ball Sale'

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' | Being young and innocent as your are... LOL... I suppose I am somewhat. Hit me with it then. I'm prepared. I think. (MRS)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    You're pissed off that you can't get flash player on your iPod to play the clips on zootube

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Someone yells HEADS UP....and u go down

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'KD7884'You make one simple posting on a forum, and it takes you 5 messages to reply to the comments....And as a result, RHP rewards you with instant posting. Whoo hoo!! Is RHP trying to tell me something.....? see as much of you as possible too congrats on your instant posting! makes all the difference for keeping up with the fast paced threads. But watch the downhill slide into some heated 'forum fights' like i did got a little personal attack like.. i reckon one of my fav top 2 (not) reported me, as my messages were removed and so was my instant posting! opps so u need to be a good boy

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    your phone's fav contacts have a 'suitable' nickname & rating added to their contact details

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Salina79' Your partner wishes he could meet someone like you on RHP! If and when he does find someone like you, can you tell him to let me know?! Unless of course that there is only one like you. In which case may I just steal you away for a little while instead...? *dorky grin*

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'BoobaliciousFG' Quoting 'KD7884'You make one simple posting on a forum, and it takes you 5 messages to reply to the comments....And as a result, RHP rewards you with instant posting. Whoo hoo!! Is RHP trying to tell me something.....? see as much of you as possible too congrats on your instant posting! makes all the difference for keeping up with the fast paced threads. But watch the downhill slide into some heated 'forum fights' like i did got a little personal attack like.. i reckon one of my fav top 2 (not) reported me, as my messages were removed and so was my instant posting! opps so u need to be a good boy ...unless you ask Flirty. She tells fibs though...really! And you may "forum fight" me if you like. Atleast i won't report you. Sometimes, I like a little "personal attack"... You know...as long as it has a happy ending. Pun intended. *grins*

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    you know your're dirty when....you know the leather dress, boots and cuffs your packing for the weekend take up exactly 3.4kg of your 15kg bag limit...;)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    tsk tsk ... did I call the kettle black, did I, huh ? .. maybe a lil bronze... thats all... heehee

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'KD7884' Quoting 'justjuice' DGT... ur a tart... You read that and immediately think of a custard tart....then immediately after wonder what DGT's "custard" tastes like....You dirrrrrrrty sods! I was wondering if she was a good cook!! Just like my grandma was.....with her pearl necklace..... You wear pearls that taste like someone elses custard

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'KD7884'You make one simple posting on a forum, and it takes you 5 messages to reply to the comments.......unless you ask Flirty. She tells fibs though...really! You sit back and watch the entire second page of this thread KD, with a smirk on your face that words simply defy

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Yes it's called scrolling bliss Flirty and to answer your un-asked question (but I doubt un-thought of) yes bliss scrolls are in fact edible.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'KD7884' Quoting 'justjuice' DGT... ur a tart... You read that and immediately think of a custard tart....then immediately after wonder what DGT's "custard" tastes like....You dirrrrrrrty sods! I was wondering if she was a good cook!! Just like my grandma was.....with her pearl necklace..... You wear pearls that taste like someone elses custard Or you'll soon be wearing my pearl custard! You and your dirty talk.... And to think....I was all innocent before talking to you... *rolls eyes*

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    FEED ME! | ...that will only make sense to a couple of folks. Flirty and DGT...don't ask. I already had to explain the French Revolution, and this might make you green and yellow and white with bumps all over it. |

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'KD7884'You make one simple posting on a forum, and it takes you 5 messages to reply to the comments.......unless you ask Flirty. She tells fibs though...really! You sit back and watch the entire second page of this thread KD, with a smirk on your face that words simply defy You could see my smirk from where you are?? Balls. It has been fun though.... OH!!! And a big happy birfday to Madam Flirty!!!! Officially one year older on the scoreboard...So at what age are you offically a cougar? Can't be long now... *grins...and runs!*

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'D_G_T'Yes it's called scrolling bliss Flirty and to answer your un-asked question (but I doubt un-thought of) yes bliss scrolls are in fact edible. But your point isn't lost on me anyway DGT *giggle* . FYI: Any scroll worth eating has custard in the middle.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'D_G_T'Yes it's called scrolling bliss Flirty and to answer your un-asked question (but I doubt un-thought of) yes bliss scrolls are in fact edible. But your point isn't lost on me anyway DGT *giggle* . FYI: Any scroll worth eating has custard in the middle. Happy Birthday Boootiful!!! P.S. Speaking of forum fights, does anyone know if I have upset CM or sumfin (my dun sumfin wrong o metre keeps going off when i post around him... ? clueless!! just ask'n? i wonder if my instant posting will dissapear again... hehe

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ... You can't make a comment about icing on birthday cakes and keep a straight face! . Thanks KD, although enough of this cougar rubbish! That term will have long gone out of fashion by the time I qualify for that club! . I'm still nimble and tight enough to ... oh nevermind . (F*CK YOU MR MIDNIGHT! You'll get yours, my memory rarely fails me ... unlike some!!!)

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' FEED ME! | ...that will only make sense to a couple of folks. Flirty and DGT...don't ask. I already had to explain the French Revolution, and this might make you green and yellow and white with bumps all over it. | Are you sitting in a pot and calling yourself Audrey now?I thought your fetish was shoes....

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Not at all, MT...I am true to the shoe. I am still not quite sure what it was we saw...not even an alien would be that scarey. Probably best if I tell you privately...I think it was a cross between a catfish and a pit bull, really scary. | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' You'll get yours, my memory rarely fails me ... unlike some!!! Thanks Flirty and hope you had fun with your little friend dancing around in the party hat. That's the second best offer I've had today (and it's only 12:35 a.m.) so can I call in the morning? | I was only teasing you about your age of course and know exactly what it is. Next year it will cost more to get me to lie and back you up again...but it will be worth it I am sure. | ...or not.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    all these previous posts make me feel innocent.......When you're going wingman for a friend and you end up barebacking the really unattractive friend on the car park floor outside the Burswood casino....(sorry might have doubled up but i accidently pressed a button before)

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    RHP User

    14 years ago

    There's some real dirty fuckers on here aren't there

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    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Your favourite pair of jeans are not your favorite because they make your ass look HOT.... but because they rub in areas that get you steaming. (MRS)

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    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Jean_Girard' There's some real dirty fuckers on here aren't there You say that like you're actually surprised *shakes head*

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    RHP User

    14 years ago

    It's barely 10:00 a.m. and you have already booked in your first class at Cougar University.|The old ones need a firm hand you know.

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