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And then I went and spoilt it all by saying something stupid like
April 27 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is it in yet?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Can we just be friends ?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm sorry, what was your name?- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh and the kids this and the kids that lol xx Its an instant turn off to say the least and an instantaneous soft n floppy cock instead of the way you had it so hard n firm ready xx lol xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Am I in yet?- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yes Peter oh yes . . . . I mean Patrick 😱 damn what's his name again? Lesson, never use names just babe everyone 😉- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh yeah!, I dont sleep with people that I meet right away... (5 mins later)......I dont usually do that on the first meeting...Another...My ex use to... (for fck sake..why is he your ex again? )
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RHP User
13 years ago
...and she said "can you take your ring off ?" I said: "that's not my ring , that's my watch!" GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dude, wrong place that's my armpit!! Foxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's my wristwatch!!!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm expecting a call from mum.x Ms Shout
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Is it in yet? Meeka you beat me to it!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
This is soooooo your thread!! I'll answer for him ....BBBUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPP!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Some tunes playing in the background, cd finishes... "should I put some music on?"- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Burps and farts are a no no!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
My date and I were at a nude bi-orgy and we were watching two women being gang banged. They were groaning and moaning and everyone was completely in the moment until my date yells out. "Mum is that you?" LOL.
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RHP User
13 years ago
message from a couple...We couldn't possibly,you look like my wife's mother and sister....the oh so ubiquitous me
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RHP User
13 years ago
I've heard "you kinda remind me of my sister" quite a few times. Awkward.
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RHP User
13 years ago
What would be worse is you are like a brother to me. :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
You've finished already? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Lmao or it's something along the lines of "you're glowing in the dark....even the whites of your eyes.....you kinda look like a zombie!!!" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
me...do you like my cock her...hell yes it reminds me of when I had mine as a boy.. Old joke I know but lmao hehe
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is that your blood or mine?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I did pull out in time, I think... ?
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RHP User
13 years ago
"Are you sure that's 8 Inches...That's not what I learnt on RHP" *passes toilet roll over to penis owner* Foxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
have to answer that. It's my next date.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do you smell someting burning?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think I'm going to be sick
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RHP User
13 years ago
Where that sore came from... It just appeared last week...
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RHP User
13 years ago
And it was my last one...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is that YOUR DOG licking my foot?
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RHP User
13 years ago
They live on the bed.
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RHP User
13 years ago
He likes to watch.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Actually, any Jim Carey quote would probably kill it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Errrrrrrrrr I've had the snip!!! Foxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well your sister likes it when I do that!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I thought your wristwatch was water resistant ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
After her saying "Is it in yet?" is "I don't know, I can't tell".
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RHP User
13 years ago
I just lost my strap on ...
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Playful2looking
13 years ago
Your sister does it better. oops didn't I tell you when you were at your mum's your sister stayed over.
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smo669
13 years ago
Or did you just fart?
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smo669
13 years ago
That cream really works well, I was itchy as hell yesterday
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RHP User
13 years ago
Shit I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
its the second hole from the back of th neck!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'hillsmm'Shit I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!!That would do it too.
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RHP User
13 years ago
You should really fix that crack in the ceiling.
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RHP User
13 years ago
My Kitchen Rules starts in four minutes.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Your ceiling fan needs ceiling!! Foxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
My husband just arrived! Foxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
I was married? Foxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Under the bed! Foxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's just the Milkman.....stay there I'll just be a QUICKIE!.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Is just the dog!
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RHP User
13 years ago
You can come out now....!! Foxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
in your picture
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RHP User
13 years ago
...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Actually, that IS a gun in my pocket.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...
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RHP User
13 years ago
What do you want for dinner tonight?
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RHP User
13 years ago
My ex used to do that... Just like that...
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RHP User
13 years ago
I didn't know you were pregnant when is the baby due - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Did you remember to fill up the car?
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RHP User
13 years ago
They forecasted rain tomorrow! Foxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hurry things up....I have another date tonight
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RHP User
13 years ago
I enjoyed that so much more with your best mate...
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am sure the handcuff keys are here somewhere
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sweetgem
13 years ago
I cannot host, can we get a hotel room and split the bill?***************************************************************************Believe me, in my experiences, there are so many tight arse men on here who would cut the communication instantly when they heard that they have to fork out some money to play, even with me saying I would share the bill!!! I was speechless!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
does it squeak when i squeeze it?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Are you on the pill? Condom broke. .. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Nothing wrong with armpits... I love em
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RHP User
13 years ago
Promise I won't cum in your mouth
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RHP User
13 years ago
If I leave my socks on?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Need to be quick, the kids will be home soon- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
what about me?Oh I have to go now my son plays football in 10 minutes.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ouch wrong hole! and No my g spot isn't in my belly button! (true story that one but he was very young and he learnt a lot that night!) Pusscat xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
if I give things a helping hand?........i'm running short on time.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
What's for dessert??- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
"Wow.... you taste just like my cousin....."DG
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RHP User
13 years ago
I"m almost 18.Foxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'sweetgem' I cannot host, can we get a hotel room and split the bill?***************************************************************************Believe me, in my experiences, there are so many tight arse men on here who would cut the communication instantly when they heard that they have to fork out some money to play, even with me saying I would share the bill!!! I was speechless!!! Hmmmmmm Yes! Happened to a friend of mine....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'foreign_lover' does it squeak when i squeeze it? AhahahahahaDid someone actually say that?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' He likes to watch. It was a while ago now & the guy in this story is no longer online....Was seeing a man named "Chris" & was in the middle of lunchtime lusty liason & there was a banging on the door that was quite persistent & very annoying at that moment...I yelled through the door "Who is it?" thinking it was probably my dad checking up on me...And the person on the other side of the door announces "It's me Chris!"This is the tale of TWO CHRIS's.....Never saw or heard from the young Chris again.....He'd popped over without texting first & assumed I'd be bored & alone....... Wrong!And funnily enough the other Chris wasn't too impressed either..... even though it turned out he was married & had failed to mention that.....
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RHP User
13 years ago
are we there yet? sorry I just threw up on your lap. stay still, and I will tell my dog to let go of your balls is that your motor still running on your car outside? No your friends cant have a go after you Yes I am sure it will only take five miinutes, but I think your missing the point. comdoms are those rubber things you put on your dick No I dont have a g spot so take of your miners helment and lamp sorry I punctured your ear drum when I came hi, these are my three girlfriends,and no you cant leave just yet, and the room is soundproof so dont bother crying for help
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RHP User
13 years ago
Getting a little chubby, are we?
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RHP User
13 years ago
To list, see previous posts :-P
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RHP User
13 years ago
I need some sort of commitment before I'm willing to do that.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mine too!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' No I dont have a g spot so take of your miners helment and lamp LOL!!! That was brilliant!!!I've just read this thread from start to finish, loved it!This one actually happened waaaaaaaay back in the day...Assumed no-one was home with the then girlfriend at ripe old age of 16, then hear mum call out "I've just made some pancakes if you guys want some!!!"-Mr Otori
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RHP User
13 years ago
Knock Knock - When you three are finished in there I sorta need my bed to sleep on- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
I never knew cocks could be 'innies' or 'outies' ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Shouldn't have had that burrito for dinner- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
You should get that checked out...
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RHP User
13 years ago
you bunch of funny fuckers
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RHP User
13 years ago
you bunch of funny fuckers
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RHP User
13 years ago
Not in my ey..... aahhhhh, goddamnit!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Wait.... I think I lost a filling.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Were you always a woman?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Whilst working a security at the local club, I saw a girl that I'd used to work with years prior. I always did think she was a little underweight. Lol anyways, she's turned up, gave me the big hug thing and we got chatting.....UNTIL I said "it's good to see you've put on some puppy fat!!" Lol....well....I thought was a good compliment....apparently it's not :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
coming while on top then calling someone else name and finishing on the floor lol while the guy jumps in the shower hahaaha
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RHP User
13 years ago
Get us another beer- Posted from rhpmobile
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