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Ask Auntie..............
May 31 2015
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belladonna888
10 years ago
I played with a guy for a while, he was hot and cold, just doing enough to keep me hanging till he found someone else. While i knew it was only sex he constantly lied to me. Finally he found someone else. The problem is he told her everything we had done and i had forced him to do it. I found out from a friend who is a friend of his new play thing. I see him in my day to day life . I just want to forget the whole experience . Should i forgive him and act like nothing ever happened ?
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'belladonna888' I played with a guy for a while, he was hot and cold, just doing enough to keep me hanging till he found someone else. While i knew it was only sex he constantly lied to me. Finally he found someone else. The problem is he told her everything we had done and i had forced him to do it. I found out from a friend who is a friend of his new play thing. I see him in my day to day life . I just want to forget the whole experience . Should i forgive him and act like nothing ever happened ? Welcome in.Firstly you need a big hugAnd a very large scotch on the rocks I think.I feel for you.I have no idea why humans can do this to others.You share the most private part of yourself when you are intimate with someone.Yes it can be just sex but it is still private between those it is between. Men can really fuck us up in so many respects.And yes there are women that can do the same to their partner but there seem to be so many more instances where it is the guy that engages in such appalling behaviour.Cringe worthy what he has done to you.Especially in your smaller country town/city. Bit different in our larger cities where we can move on, turn the other cheek and probaly never see the arshole again. Disappear into the crowd.But to have to see him every other day. We are all different in our mindset and our reactions to what you are going through.Your question, should you forgive him and act like nothing ever happened?Forgive and forget. Such a common saying but a simple approach to us complex humans.Few people could happily pull that approach off. It could churn you up for so long. And could you really forgive him deep inside your mind?And really he doesn't deserve to be forgiven especially if he hasn't asked to be forgiven via a heartfelt apology. Forgiveness can only be given if they are truly sorry and the promise of it never happening again. Would also need him to make amends and fess up to his new playmate and friends etc with the true story.Forget? You could carry on, knowing in your mind that you are a nice person and didn't deserve any of it. You would know that but it would have it's moments within your mind. Not something you can forget. It will be embedded in your memory and will make you wary of situations like this forever. It can be damaging.A lot of people come in to RHP or similar sites because they have been damaged with past relationships. They don't need to be damaged further with things like this. And the guys wonder why the women are so cautious around here.....Pffft... I would suggest you ask him directly why he did that. In a quiet moment with no one around.Could give you closure? By being able to tell him how you feel about what he had done.Allow him to know how bad he had made you feel.But perhaps he's such a prick, he wouldn't care?He could also get some sick satisfaction from it.Hard to say as I don't know him, but you would be the better judge of that. I sense you are not the type of person to seek retribution. To get even. Nothing to be gained there anyway so you can be proud that you are a nice person. I thank you for sharing with me here, trusting me for advice. Could I suggest you put your experience in a new topic/thread?Throw it open to the women and men of the forum?Not only for the reason of getting some helpful advice but more for the point of being able to vent it out there.You have vented here and I hope it has healed you a little but more venting might help it along. Always good to talk about it. Truly hope the experience hasn't put you off in your search for another relationship whatever it is you are searching for.For every arsehole man that could do that, there are a 100 that would treat you in the manner that you deserve.Chin up and all the best of luck. Annie xxxx
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Loved your sensitive response to Bella. Just really nice... Have a good weekend.
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
Ms.Foxy
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Maybe disregard my advice Bella about putting it on a thread. There are a couple of people around that twist things around and target the person with the problem. Send me a flirt if you need a shoulder and ill pm you. Thanks Lily. Welcome back to sunny Melbourne. Well, almost......Same to you xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
I have a complaint for Converse... As a long time wearer of Chucks... Hi Tops... in ORANGE... why discontinue ORANGE... for my last pair I had to go Ebay Hong Kong and buy a pair of Dr Seuss specials... (but I did like the LIME GREEN laces). Now I am a Red Converse wearer... I feel Inverse rather than Converse! Signed The Inverse Converse
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mstr_Full' I have a complaint for Converse... As a long time wearer of Chucks... Hi Tops... in ORANGE... why discontinue ORANGE... for my last pair I had to go Ebay Hong Kong and buy a pair of Dr Seuss specials... (but I did like the LIME GREEN laces). Now I am a Red Converse wearer... I feel Inverse rather than Converse! Signed The Inverse Converse Come in Mstr FullI think you have the wrong counter for the complaints about ConverseI stopped complaining about them when I stopped wearing them ........hang on. I never started.No, I missed that train.Closest thing I had to basketall shoes was a pair of Reebok pumps.With the little basketball pump on the tongue. Pumped up the bladder in the shoe to stabilise your foot when you played basketball. Very handy for me as I never played basketball but they were the cool thing to have.Bit like Converse, cool things to have apparently.Imagine in 25 years time. All the cool baby boomers will be in the nursing homes, pushing the zimmer frames around with the converse on. Get good traction in the rush for the dining room. Maybe shoot a few hoops out in the smokers gazebo after. A sea of red shoes in the tv room. No one will be able to remember why they like them. And a real bitch to get the trackie daks over them if you need to change your diaper in a hurry. With all the lace to loosen be no time to take em off first. End up doing a face plant on the floor, your daks hopelessy tangled around the converse, the leaky diaper leaking down your back. Nice picture though.But all you 40-50s types, just keep trucking them. You are all a piccy of cool and meanwhile, I'll charge up the flux capacitor and get back to the future............ I'll be sure to pass on your complaint mr full.Perhaps wizz into the converse store and give em an ear full.Imagine that, a whole shop full of converses...................wow.Wonder if they sell cardigans in there too? Gait aids too soon............ Good luckAnnie Annie slips on her red globes and trots off down the street, a spring in her step...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Dear Annie....... How are you? What's been happening? Things look different around here. Have you moved the furniture? Now, recently I fell into a vortex-like worm hole, and while I am now swimming toward the edge, I will probably need to bob about for a month or two more, before things quieten down. Which leads me to my current dilemma. Before I slipped into said wormhole, I had ditched my Mr 2015. Not the best timing - but not to fear... I had just two weeks before said end of Mr 2015, bought a new toy. This toy is worryingly called the Womanizer. I don't think the two incidences were linked(??). Anyhoo, while not as cuddly, it is totally and amazingly proficient. But this new Womanizer in my life has also made me question the big questions in life. So I'm in some turmoil... You see, I don't think I've ever sucked enough. And by that I mean the clitoris. (I am not currently too worried about cock techniques - though I have noticed a deep throating thread nearby which worries me a little) But this new toy has me totally questioning common cunnilingus techniques. I feel ... inferior. You advise please LickedNotSucked
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ahhh the Womanizer. My new best friend for the last month or so. Also nice on the nipple. Need 2 now. Haha. Ok sorry Aunty Annie. Just had to high five another womanizor convert 😝
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
I have a few friends with womanisers who had difficult adjustment periods......... Be with you shortly Henna........
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm feeling somewhat short at the moment and am looking for a new pair of red shoes. Do Converse come with a 5 inch heel? Because I'd like to stand 2 metres tall. Xeena
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'HennaJay' Dear Annie....... How are you? What's been happening? Things look different around here. Have you moved the furniture? Now, recently I fell into a vortex-like worm hole, and while I am now swimming toward the edge, I will probably need to bob about for a month or two more, before things quieten down. Which leads me to my current dilemma. Before I slipped into said wormhole, I had ditched my Mr 2015. Not the best timing - but not to fear... I had just two weeks before said end of Mr 2015, bought a new toy. This toy is worryingly called the Womanizer. I don't think the two incidences were linked(??). Anyhoo, while not as cuddly, it is totally and amazingly proficient. But this new Womanizer in my life has also made me question the big questions in life. So I'm in some turmoil... You see, I don't think I've ever sucked enough. And by that I mean the clitoris. (I am not currently too worried about cock techniques - though I have noticed a deep throating thread nearby which worries me a little) But this new toy has me totally questioning common cunnilingus techniques. I feel ... inferior. You advise please LickedNotSucked Well fuck me, looks who's rolled back into RHP town...................Where have you been?Come in. Yes the place looks a bit different. Had the couch steam cleaned to get some squirt marks off. Excuse the dust covers. No ones been in for months. Checked my deodorant and seems ok. Maybe too much anal sex in here with guys that haven't douched. Starting to smell like a colonic irrigation suite maybe? Even my groupie squad disowned me. Flash in the pan I am maybe?Any way sit. Some pink champagne for you my sweet. Almost messaged your auntie to see what happend to you. This womaniser thing has a few questioning their roots. Pun definitely meant.It has me questioning my technique too. Dont want to become redundant.Tell you one thing. Conversation would be about the same level wouldn't it. Although no arguments coming back from it. Bonus.It hadn't been a biggie in the technique for me either. You know. Flick. Lick. Bit of a suck. Bit of everything. Go with the moans. Whatever works.I know whateverway works(sorry, that would be me).So do we need to suck harder?Perhaps we could have a mutual learning session here.I can paractise my clitoris sucking technique to qualify against the womaniserYou can practise some deep throating. A bit of coaching.I'll even ditch the session fee.....Then you may have to reenter the big world out there and suck some fanny. Just to get back on the horse maybe?And what of Mr 2015? Maybe Mr 2015 Second Semester. Or is the wormaniser the all conquering?Perhaps its a case of gents be afraid. Very afraid. Well its settled then?Finish your glass.I'll go first then. That's the way isn't it. Get the woman off first and then plough ahead?Because guys have the propensity to flick on the television after they arrive.Wonder what they did in the old days. No telly.Did they go sharpen their swords or something. Collect firewood so they could stare into the fire?So many questions Henna. For every question answered, 2 questions arise in its place. Okay lay back and relax. Give me some feed back woman............ Good luck Henna Auntie Annie xx
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'xeena' I'm feeling somewhat short at the moment and am looking for a new pair of red shoes. Do Converse come with a 5 inch heel? Because I'd like to stand 2 metres tall. Xeena Come in sweetie.Your first time in.I know because I just scrolled through 21 pages to work that out!Make yourself comfy. Too early for a drink?Excuse the empty bottles. Henna was here for a while.Make your self comfortable. mmmmm. You are tall.But now you know my secret.I'm 6'2" as well. But don't let anyone know. My profile says 6'0"Reads better but they do get that extra surprise. Amazing what an extra 2" can do for relations don't you think?And you want 5" heels?Look we won't mention the 'C' word here. My shrink says its not a good thing for me to keep using it. I need to let it go she says.So 200cm tall you want to be. Going to a concert soon?I have had 5" heels in the past. The view was amazing from on top.Bit intimidating for the guys though. They like to feel in control but we both know who's in charge when the panties come off.I think i need to talk you into a max of 4". Red boots I think. Go with the thigh high. They would make you look taller with all that extra leather as well. No one will fuck with you with those onNo one will notice the 1"...........And so much safer. Less likely to break a hip if we slip off. You know what is's like at our age. End up in a home, our sex life in limbo. Yes, let's change the subject.More drinks eh?Gee, its unusual for me not to be looking down........ Good luck Zeena. Remember, 4" max Auntie Annie xxx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Dearest Annie I have an upcoming tax audit and as such have requested if i may bring along an emotional assistance animal to help me through the ordeal. Whilst the request has been approved, I'm clueless as to the correct handling procedure of a Gerbil.
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Give me some time for this one so i can compose myself and put mine back in their cage........
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'itstime37' Dearest Annie I have an upcoming tax audit and as such have requested if i may bring along an emotional assistance animal to help me through the ordeal. Whilst the request has been approved, I'm clueless as to the correct handling procedure of a Gerbil. Do come in itstime.Your first time. I like virgins.Nice bod you have going on there....You look like a beer man, here have one of these a nice hoppy little creatures Pale ale.Okay, make yourself comfy there on my couch. Need a pillow?Interesting question you pose.I am not a Gerbil expert so I thought i would consult with a real fan.Please don't hold me responsible for the following information. In fact I'm guessing it's not blessed by the Gerbil Foundation.Hi name is Richard. Let's call him Richard Here.Name ring a bell??Oh well.Okay. For your taxation man visit, you will require a safe secure environment for your Gerbil.It's likely the tax man will be an imposing figure so a place to hide is important for your timid pet.So you will need two toilet roll cylinders.Yes, that's right, the ones you use to test the thickness of your cock. A little known fact is I introduced that technique in here last year.The first one is inserted into your rectum..........Your anus.........arshole. No not you, where you have to put it!The second is inserted onto your buttock crack where your belt hold your pants. This gives your Gerbil a running track down to its home so he has free access to your bum hole tube. He can come and go as he wishes then. From his likely favorite possy on your shoulder down to his cave. Yes, you will know when he's at home, for sure.Could be a nice feeling so they say. Haven't experienced it myself.Yes getting the first tube into your hole is a challenge.Look drink up, I'll get you a couple more and then I can show you how that's done.You been with a transvestite before?No? Maybe itstime............Well a night of firsts then perhaps...........we need to get this tube in somehow and there is only one way I know.Relax. It will be OK.............. Another thing. Do you smoke or hang about an open flame?Why?Look I'm sure it will be ok.Relax.... I'm sure nothing can go wrong with this setup.............. Good luck itstime Annie xx
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoted from snopes.com/risque/homosexuality/Gerbil "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
Quoting 'Whateverway' Quoted from snopes.com/risque/homosexuality/Gerbil "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. with laughter! But what happened to Raggot
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RHP User
10 years ago
Raggot was a figment of the journalists imagination ,as were Eric and Kiki xxFreya
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
About the involvement of Richard Gere and his fondness of the Gerbil........ And alleged removal of one from his rear quarters.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Oh my gawd! hahahaha. Annie if you can handle gerbils I don't think there is a problem in the world you can't manage. Oh and my Aunts ;) Ha. Haven't seen any of that lot since they took delivery of a crate of brandy, apparently for making Christmas puddings. Maybe when I slosh a tipple into some egg nog, I'll hear from them. Love your work. x
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RHP User
10 years ago
Simply not true,once again anther urban myth ..and a very nasty one that was started in the nineties xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
You know this...? An urban myth perpetuated in the 20teens perhaps. Hp xo Because you're worth it...
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Ya killin me here......xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
a serious question - how does one grows -and more importantly maintains!- the inner strength that incorporates openness and down-to-earth attitude with the right mix of humour you exhibit so elegantly on the pages of this topic? Ta :)
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'KrissySYD' a serious question - how does one grows -and more importantly maintains!- the inner strength that incorporates openness and down-to-earth attitude with the right mix of humour you exhibit so elegantly on the pages of this topic? Ta :) Thankyou Krissy for your question and you compliment. A serious question gets a serious answer.There is no short answer though.I guess I am just being the real me in here.I have spent most of my life hiding, lying and deceiving everything about me.Being in here for the last 12 months has shown me that I can be accepted by people.I was told at a young age of 16 to pretend I don't have a family when I announced that I was going to live as a girl to my parents. There were reasons for this I suppose and I accepted that. And when my world dissolved a few years later, I hid everything about me to everyone and had a secret personality and no lifeNearly 40 years on and apart from a brief period 20+ years ago, I have started to be me.Firstly in here and now I have taken that forward and changing my life in the real world. I have found the world to be a different place to what it was 40 years ago. I have begun to grow from a very sheltered existence to get some confidence.My first meet and greet 4 months ago was a daunting experience to meet in a crowd of 100 people. It was a big step forward and I tackled the recent Melbourne one with a lot more confidence.I feel safe in here and accepted by so many good people that I don't mind sharing my thoughts and my humour. And because of that, I feel I can take that to the real world where I don't have a lot of friends but have been able to come out to a couple of people. I can only keep growing and adjusting my life.I have my moments though as we all do.I lack confidence at times. I have meltdowns. I post a bit harsh sometimes. My humour misses its mark sometimes or a lot.....Lol.And when I am down, I can disappear from here till I regroup.For so many years I hated who I am and wished for normality.I can say now after being in here for 12 months that I can love myself againI have learnt not to take myself so seriously and be able to laugh at myself again.More importantly for the first time in 40 years, I am becoming proud to be a bi transvetiteand glad to be not normal. It's a new world for me and a new journey.I'm glad to be alive and able to share it with some wonderful people and new friends. So hope that goes some way toward answering your question which I found challenging to put into words.But that goes for just about everyone of the questions put forward in here. I have little idea of what's going to be the answer. For most part, I pick up the lap top and start typing. What comes out is what gets posted. I sometimes walk away shaking my head wondering where the fuck my answer came from. But that's the real me. Like it, love it, hate it. There is no hiding it now. Thanks Krissy Good luck Auntie Annie xxx
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Bye to you sweets. Annie xx Come back soon. Love your work! Thanks for your support.
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
I have a home consultation at Chevs house. Gotta run. Back soon.....
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
The above message might be construed as this thread being closed. My bad although the excursion to Chev's house was interesting...... So Auntie is definetly open. Next.....
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm in a bit of a pickle with my dance card. I have a a lover, 2 friends with benefits and 3 fuck buddies. And I am having trouble scheduling them all in. So my question is ... do you know a good secretary app that can keep track of them all for me? If I fix up my diary, I may be able to find enough time to squeeze just one more in. xeena
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'xeena' I'm in a bit of a pickle with my dance card. I have a a lover, 2 friends with benefits and 3 fuck buddies. And I am having trouble scheduling them all in. So my question is ... do you know a good secretary app that can keep track of them all for me? If I fix up my diary, I may be able to find enough time to squeeze just one more in. xeena My red headed beauty, come on inPink champagne of course???Honey, you don't need a diary app, you need an executive assistant.You have how many?Wonder if they know about each other?Which leads me to the solution I shall put before you shortly. I wont be banging on for a short story. There have been complaints that people are going to sleep whilst reading my posts.........zzzzzzzzzzShort sharp and to the pointWell at least short.......I hope. We shall see. So many playmates. So little time.And of course you wish to keep them satisfied so they will be at your call and beckon.People with short time on their hands muti task.Well dear, you need to multi fuck.I presume they are men, these that you speak off.Let me do the sum. 6 men.Not sure if they are up front about their sexual orientation but lets do the mathsAt least one will be bi sexual. 2 will be bi-curious.And if you wish to market for another, you need to advertise for a bi sexual or an anything. Curious that anything category hey?I mean bi sexual encompasses both sexes.Anything? Does that encompass animals or something beyond my thinking????If someone can enlighten me....please do so. Back on track here Annie......So presuming you get a bi guy in. You would in theory have 2 bi's and 2 curious and three straights.Fuck, sound like a game of cards. A royal flush is you chuck a lesbian in. So my thinking there, you cant mix and match the straights so that 3 separate dates there.But you can mix and match the others. So pair up the bi's with the curious and you have compressed your action into another 2 plays. Therefore 7 guys into 5 playdates. You have 2 spare nights to tidy your undie draw and do your nails. Of course the straights are 1 on 1 so thats a full on play. So intermingle the straight plays in sequence with the bi plays so that the full on nights are then followed by the 3somes so that you can take it easy during play and rest that pussy a bit. Just jump in when the juice parts start. Excuse the pun. So there you have it. Your week nights are full. Your weekends are free for some vanilla dating perhaps??? Well looking at my post here, I may have gone over what was going to be my limit. Dearie me. Hope that helps gorgeous.Get back to me if you need to find tune.Good luck Auntie Annie xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Dear Annie....... I've missed you. What's the latest news? Where is the champagne, I need to relax! Now tell me - do opposites really attract? A Hendrix devotee and a Beatles tragic? kish HeyJude :)
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'PepperRose' Dear Annie....... I've missed you. What's the latest news? Where is the champagne, I need to relax! Now tell me - do opposites really attract? A Hendrix devotee and a Beatles tragic? kish HeyJude :) Well haven't you grown up. 99 years old.Times have been hard on you.come in, I think you need more than champagne. Lay down and get comfortable.Been a while since your sudden exit.How's your Auntie?No undies again I see............ The age old opposites attract.Guessing he's Hendrix, you the beatles.At least its the same vintage.Golden age of hippytom.Flower power, lets move to Nimbin.They were the days. Opposites.....A clean tidy + messy pig = pig heaven and a clean's nightmareTwo clean and tidys = show houseTwo messy pigs = a catastrophe And in the sex world2 vanilla people = a lovely existance in Pleasantville. A picket fence to paint occasionally. But nothing wrong with that.1 vanilla and 1 deviate = pain and torture and not in the secret dungeon that the deviate has hidden in his storage facility2 deviates = couples profile in RHP. Heaven it could be? So ignore the saying and take it as it comes. More drink?Loosen that dress a bit. Been a while All the best Pepper Auntie Annie xxx
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
You never told me it was your birthday. 99 yesterday, 100 years old today. Congrats. Queens telegram is on its way. You should come back soon. I've never had sex with a centarian before........
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
You never told me it was your birthday. 99 yesterday, 100 years old today. Congrats. Queens telegram is on its way. You should come back soon. I've never had sex with a centarian before........
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'Whateverway' Quoting 'KrissySYD' a serious question - how does one grows -and more importantly maintains!- the inner strength that incorporates openness and down-to-earth attitude with the right mix of humour you exhibit so elegantly on the pages of this topic? Ta :) Thankyou Krissy for your question and you compliment. A serious question gets a serious answer.There is no short answer though.I guess I am just being the real me in here.I have spent most of my life hiding, lying and deceiving everything about me.Being in here for the last 12 months has shown me that I can be accepted by people.I was told at a young age of 16 to pretend I don't have a family when I announced that I was going to live as a girl to my parents. There were reasons for this I suppose and I accepted that. And when my world dissolved a few years later, I hid everything about me to everyone and had a secret personality and no lifeNearly 40 years on and apart from a brief period 20+ years ago, I have started to be me.Firstly in here and now I have taken that forward and changing my life in the real world. I have found the world to be a different place to what it was 40 years ago. I have begun to grow from a very sheltered existence to get some confidence.My first meet and greet 4 months ago was a daunting experience to meet in a crowd of 100 people. It was a big step forward and I tackled the recent Melbourne one with a lot more confidence.I feel safe in here and accepted by so many good people that I don't mind sharing my thoughts and my humour. And because of that, I feel I can take that to the real world where I don't have a lot of friends but have been able to come out to a couple of people. I can only keep growing and adjusting my life.I have my moments though as we all do.I lack confidence at times. I have meltdowns. I post a bit harsh sometimes. My humour misses its mark sometimes or a lot.....Lol.And when I am down, I can disappear from here till I regroup.For so many years I hated who I am and wished for normality.I can say now after being in here for 12 months that I can love myself againI have learnt not to take myself so seriously and be able to laugh at myself again.More importantly for the first time in 40 years, I am becoming proud to be a bi transvetiteand glad to be not normal. It's a new world for me and a new journey.I'm glad to be alive and able to share it with some wonderful people and new friends. So hope that goes some way toward answering your question which I found challenging to put into words.But that goes for just about everyone of the questions put forward in here. I have little idea of what's going to be the answer. For most part, I pick up the lap top and start typing. What comes out is what gets posted. I sometimes walk away shaking my head wondering where the fuck my answer came from. But that's the real me. Like it, love it, hate it. There is no hiding it now. Thanks Krissy Good luck Auntie Annie xxx Just catching up with some forum topics I follow after a long absence. That is a beautifully honest post. In my observation, your persona from the time you started here and of current can't be any more different from chalk and cheese. There was a lot of anger and bitterness in the beginning but I see the evolution and it is beautiful to see you have morph into such a better and understand person via acceptance of yourself and of others of you. you are being true to yourself and we cant ask for more. From where I stand and my perspective, I believe your travails are more challenging and larger than most of ours and you have come out very well. Kudos to your inner strength. You are a brave person and really beautiful inside, I have met you a couple of times and I am proud to say you also give back to us but inspiring us to be honest with ourselves, accepting the 'man/woman in the mirror' so to speak. It is my honour to be considered to be your friend,. XXX Lily
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Seachange73
10 years ago
the Gerbil post. PMSL... truth is stranger than fiction...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yes, seems I'm a Libran and therefore the astrological opposite to an Aries - shall we revisit the answer to the question about opposites? My hips are good, though might need some extra champagne. But more importantly, will you bring some cake? Because .... I've never splodged with a 6'3" TV before. (Actually - seems I still came up on searches, and the Time Waster and Knight thread startled me)
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Cakes on me. Champagnes in the drip You've done your homework about my starsign. But actually i wasnt born on the 1st April, its sometime in October. Seems we are both bending profile reality........ Annie xx
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
You made me tear up with your post. Its people like you who i have met and/or chatted/interacted with that have been a huge part of the reason for my evolving. I have amazed myself and have a way to go but hope my friends from here will be there along the journey. Glad you are my friend Lily. Annie xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Two Librans. That sounds awfully unbalanced. We'll kilter ourselves about like a gyroscope. Might need to bring in a Scorpion, Sagittarian, and a Capricorn. Hope you have a lovely ole birthday, whenever it may fall this month, and that you blow out enough candles to get all your wishes. Pepperxo
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'Whateverway' You made me tear up with your post. Its people like you who i have met and/or chatted/interacted with that have been a huge part of the reason for my evolving. I have amazed myself and have a way to go but hope my friends from here will be there along the journey. Glad you are my friend Lily. Annie xx I'll be there, Annie. I'll be there. Now how about the damn strong soy latte you owe me? It's ticking with interest...
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
You need to check your message bin thats labelled ignore......geesus woman. Im in there......
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RHP User
10 years ago
Morning Auntie Annie A question for you , I'm obsessed by the Bachelorette it's home time visits tonight so I thought let's do a spin on this as a rhp Batchelorette, Batchelor creation Instead of handing out roses , had out the condoms . So with all your forum buddies who would you choose to be in the show ? Example Meander is looking for a over 6ft guy and I think she would make the perfect Batchelorette with her stunning looks ... Who would be the host ? Which guy would you choose to be the Bachalor? Even a trannie one ? With that arse of your you would be the star of the show Who would you pick out of your friends to be line up to fuck the man / woman of there dreams ? This is all tongue in cheek off course just need a laugh for the day Sally x
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Maybe i need to pop into secret womens business to check if you girls are running a comp to see who can ask Auntie the hardest question....... Need to do some research. Back soon to open the couch.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'SEXYsally6969' Morning Auntie Annie A question for you , I'm obsessed by the Bachelorette it's home time visits tonight so I thought let's do a spin on this as a rhp Batchelorette, Batchelor creation Instead of handing out roses , had out the condoms . So with all your forum buddies who would you choose to be in the show ? Example Meander is looking for a over 6ft guy and I think she would make the perfect Batchelorette with her stunning looks ... Who would be the host ? Which guy would you choose to be the Bachalor? Even a trannie one ? With that arse of your you would be the star of the show Who would you pick out of your friends to be line up to fuck the man / woman of there dreams ? This is all tongue in cheek off course just need a laugh for the day Sally x As a superfan I'd love a crack at that show. Hosting is a pretty sweet gig - but what style hosting are we talking here? - Chris Harrison hosting style - show up as few times as possible, play golf, shill your book at every possible chance, fuck jilted contestants- Osher style with a solid focus on hair care, hair care, hair care and self-deprecating live tweeting - or the odd continuously narrated style of the UK regional version (The Canadian version was such a low rent version of Chris Harrison it isn't worth mentioning again). As a further qualification, you have to be able to do "rose maths" - you have to be able to count up the contestants, subtract the total number of roses available this week, and tell them the difference is the number of people going home. It has to be done with a straight face and suitable gravity even though even the dumbest contestant could figure it out (I'm 80/40 sure even Lacey Faddoul/Grodd could have done rose maths)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Sorry Auntie Annie no home visits this week was confused as it was the NZ Bachalor home visits this week my bad ...... - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Hello SexyCome in and make yourself right at home on that couchBourbon and dry if my memory serves me correct.Well lucky I'm a Bachelor fan. And enjoying the Bachelorette immensely.Having trouble deciding which one to take home but think I'd be able to sort all of the final 4 out.a TvMMMM would be rather yum.But the question you pose of the RHP version?Doesn't the mind boggle there..... A host that could duplicate Usher? (not sure of the correct name)It was a tight finish between Stirry, Mischevious Lad and Funlover.But the current profile piccy of Stirry got him over the line with the white shirt and besides, DG is over 6ft tall so he was needed as a contestant. The current host comes across as a bit of a Ken doll but I'm sure Stirry has a real mound so that might well be needed in the RHP version of events. I'm sure his one liners would serve him well. Now Bachelor......I came up with Country Touch. A seemingly obvious choice with his well mannered posts and clean image. With just a hint of background.And prospective partners.Well lets throw in Missb. Been a bit toey lately and would be out to impress and get one away.I Touch Myself just to shake up the bachelor a bit. Make him a tad nervous I suspect.Cannot leave WillowTree out. Make interesting viewing if she decides to wear the 12" black strap on for the 1 on 1 date.Can see the bachelor getting a bit shifty on his seat in anticipation of that date.Like to see Luck Dragon in there. She's been missing out a bit lately so perhaps she'd like to blow a few cobwebs out and of course a bit of young flesh for the man of the moment.Bit of comedy and one liners, Lilyorchid for her unique flair Equal audience favorites would be Astrild and Koko with their air of innocence and class to compliment the star.Of course, the mix would not be complete without Inspirit and Superfoxxy just to add a bit of spice to the cocktail party and liven up the sitting around the couch parts waiting for the dates to be announced. Not to be missed would be the group date of course. Different to the tv version (television, not tranny)Lots of cameras to zoom in on the action. 10 girls throwing themselves to Country Touch. How long would he last?Stirry may have to hover just off set to swing in with the lube for Willows attachment or even drag the medical team on to revive CT. Well he would be unconscious but a big smile as we cut to a condom advert. Bachelorette?Of course SexySally you nailed it with Meander. Can visualise her standing up there dressed to the nines waiting for the cars to drop of the eligible men that would all be over 6 ft tall of courseAnd who could arrive?Tall and Hard. Missing of late since his foray into timewasters. Come back tall.......Mischievous Lad. Ready to roll some lines out on Meander as they chat on the lawn. Can't wait for the 1 on 1 date.High Priority, just off the jet from the Northern Territory. Struts across and plants one on her cheek. Because she's worth it of course....S on the Loose. The crowd favorite to win and gets a cheeky grin from the bachelorette as he walks across to meet and greet.Jack Denials. A surprise show but to be sadly eliminated in the first round. Didn't quite make the height requirement or perhaps eliminated due to marital status. Sorry JD. No condom for you tonight.Another surprise inclusion would have to be myself. A distinct lack of regular forumites who are over 6ft tall makes for my appearance. A few raised eyebrows as I get out of the car with my 5inch heels, corset and G-string. Bit of a breeze being felt over the lawn and up my cheeks. So that will make some interesting 1 on 1's.And the group date.......... Well if things get too busy on the group thing, I might have to give Meander a hand to deal with it all. Tag team Well Sally. I could go on and on. And i could easily piss off 50 fellow forumites if I did. Best leave some things to the imagination. Perhaps we could do a live webcast of it all. have to x rate the dates though. And who going to receive the most condoms from each. Another bourbon there gorgeous. Nice little black dress you have on there.....And I see you still not wearing undies. Very nice. Perhaps someone could start a separate thread for this subject. Peoples choice as to who does what and whom....Thankyou Sexy for coming in. Gee, and no undies............ All the best Sexy Auntie Annie XXXXXX
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RHP User
10 years ago
Wonderful choices and commentary Annie!
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Seachange73
10 years ago
that post got me reeling in laughter while having my brekky. HAHAHA. Thanks for making my day.
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RHP User
10 years ago
me being the host gives me first dibs right?? Lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'SEXYsally6969' Morning Auntie Annie A question for you , I'm obsessed by the Bachelorette it's home time visits tonight so I thought let's do a spin on this as a rhp Batchelorette, Batchelor creation Instead of handing out roses , had out the condoms . So with all your forum buddies who would you choose to be in the show ? Example Meander is looking for a over 6ft guy and I think she would make the perfect Batchelorette with her stunning looks ... Who would be the host ? Which guy would you choose to be the Bachalor? Even a trannie one ? With that arse of your you would be the star of the show Who would you pick out of your friends to be line up to fuck the man / woman of there dreams ? This is all tongue in cheek off course just need a laugh for the day Sally x As a superfan I'd love a crack at that show. Hosting is a pretty sweet gig - but what style hosting are we talking here? - Chris Harrison hosting style - show up as few times as possible, play golf, shill your book at every possible chance, fuck jilted contestants- Osher style with a solid focus on hair care, hair care, hair care and self-deprecating live tweeting - or the odd continuously narrated style of the UK regional version (The Canadian version was such a low rent version of Chris Harrison it isn't worth mentioning again). As a further qualification, you have to be able to do "rose maths" - you have to be able to count up the contestants, subtract the total number of roses available this week, and tell them the difference is the number of people going home. It has to be done with a straight face and suitable gravity even though even the dumbest contestant could figure it out (I'm 80/40 sure even Lacey Faddoul/Grodd could have done rose maths) See, I thought you'd be over qualified for the hosting gig. (Not taking anything away from Stirry!!)So was happy to stick you in the pool to try and woo Meander over.And of course if there was a bit of a queue, happy to help Meander out and start a second line........ And rose maths?Dont have to count roses in the RHP version.We are counting condoms. The winner is the one who fills the most condoms - of course in Bachelorette only. Haven't figured the equivalent in Bachelor yet.....
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'Stirry' me being the host gives me first dibs right?? Lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile As Host, you'll be busy counting condoms, both new and used........
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RHP User
10 years ago
Whoever gets sent home, I get to give them a rosie in their rose bud with my strappy. 🌹
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Whateverway'The winner is the one who fills the most condoms - of course in Bachelorette only. Haven't figured the equivalent in Bachelor yet..... FILLS it?! holy jeebus, those things can hold a lot! Now, on the Bachelorette, the Bachelorette attaches the rose to the suitors jackets... so..... in "RHP Bachelorette" does she put the condom on each suitor at the ceremonies? The first ceremony cuts from 25 down to 19, poor Meander would get RSI!
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RHP User
10 years ago
not some cootee counter :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I just want a kiss and cuddle! Is that ok? Mary xx
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Hottie1
10 years ago
This is RHP after all, why are we having singles seeking singles and heterosexual (for the most part) for this new contest? Why can't contestants be say a TV, TS, CD or gay looking for something specific! Why isn't there a women or a couple for Meander to choose from? Think how much fun a threesome date let's say, could be? Dare I say it we have not explored the full potential of this competition dearest Aunt! The approach is a little too .... Passé. Mary xxoo
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Valid point. Despite the group dates being pretty much a gang bang, there is room for intermixing of different groups i think. Maybe a bi sexual version? Perhaps if you start a thread on your question and open it to achieve the ideal rhp version of the bachelir show? We can all throw our ideas into the bucket.
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Thought i gave you a kiss and a cuddle at the meet and greet. Actually i think i gave most people a pash.........
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Hottie1
10 years ago
You do pash well, even though most people got one at the M &G 😉 Might have to start a thread and mimick the American show 'swingers'. Not quite the Bachelor /batchelorette type show but interesting indeed. You must be friggin exhausted with your extensive clientele! Do you need a Bex and a lie down? ps - Love your work gorgeous xxoo Mary
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'ag4mg92' Why can't contestants be say a TV, TS, CD or gay looking for something specific! Why isn't there a women or a couple for Meander to choose from? I'm still disappointed S opted to be the bloody host rather than battle for me though.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Auntie Annie, you are way too kind... I have enough naughty possibilities in my head already, that Mrs Palmer has put in a request for annual leave ;) But my (semi-serious) question is this: should I turn/become bi? It appears being straight is soooo last century... or will you in your unbounded wisdom suggest I remain true to myself?
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'countrytouch' Auntie Annie, you are way too kind... I have enough naughty possibilities in my head already, that Mrs Palmer has put in a request for annual leave ;) But my (semi-serious) question is this: should I turn/become bi? It appears being straight is soooo last century... or will you in your unbounded wisdom suggest I remain true to myself? Please come in CTSorry for the delay, a few personal issues.Take a seat....or if you are game, jump on the couch.You drink beer from memory so wrap your laughing gear around this Little Creature.....No not that, the beer. Otherwise that wont be a little creature too much longer.Settle down CT..... Well your semi serous question deserves a semi serious answer.And yes, an interesting question you pose.Thought about the bi question myself the other night.Was at a swingers party and from the 15 couples, 14 of the women stated they were bi sexual or curious.Sadly only 1 guy had his profile as experimental apart from my bisexual statement.But when you survey the site and forums, bi guys are very much in demand and as you say, becoming as accepted as women who play together.So many couples are looking for MMF's as well as the MFF'sAnd I think if you delve deeper into those 15 couples, percentages would have half a dozen of those men willing to play with another guy in one form or another. But it is so macho orientated not many are willing to stick their hand up that they are willing to stick their dick up another.We are not talking crossing swords, we are talking sucking swords and fucking our fellow man.A lot of women would love to see their hubby or partner getting down and dirty with a another guy. Kissing, caressing, stroking and deep throating. Joining in.And CT, let me tell you, if you enjoy a fine blow job from a woman, wait till you have had one from a guy.Just as no one licks pussy like a chick, no one sucks dick like a guy. Now not saying our lady folk don't do a fine job...... You comfy there CT? You look a little fidgety..... Do you raise this question for the fact that you are missing a few opportunities?You jealous a few hot ladies have bypassed you for a hot bi guy?Should you remain true to yourself and stay straight or perhaps you harbor a deep fantasy about taking cock?Try as you might, if you don't have that fantasy or thought, it's not going to happen.Bi guys have it all CT. Especially the versatiles where they can be the bottom or the top.They get to feel what most women love. The feeling of a cock inside them. A feeling that you are very much missing out on. Words can't describe it. And then they get to be the other side of the coin and get to fuck the guy. Best of both worlds. You've seen guy and girl going hammer and tong, yeah.Imagine 2 macho guys going at it hammer and tong. Very physical and strong. 2 balls of muscle tangling with each other exploring every part of each other, covered with sweat and emotion. Their women watching and getting so wet......Gee CT, I'm getting a little excited here.................. And if you happen to be bi curious? Willing to go down the path in the exploration of your sexuality?Perhaps a TV/CD might temp you CT?Bit of a feminine approach to the problem. Baby steps as they say. Is that a bit of excitement I see there CT? Bit of extra bulge there?Did I mention you have a nice arse?Did you want another drink? How about a cock sucking cowboy? You are from the country......Do you like my corset?Thought you might. Hey move over a little, let me loosen that belt......Let me show you what bi guys have known for a long time Good luck Country Touch.Hey, see you at the next meet and greet. Did I pash you off at the last one?Oh well, we will make up for it then........... Auntie Annie xxx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Dear Auntie, when one has a kink at the more extreme end of the range like water sports do you think someone looking for dates on here should be honest and upfront about it or keep it hidden and maybe sneak it into conversation at an appropriate time ? Warm thoughts, Wet Figs
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Wondered what the noise was.......sorry, batteries are flat in the doorbell. Excuse the cobwebs and the empty pizza boxes. Guess i should get out of these trackie daks and slummy converse. Get my white corset on in case of a customer.....
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Hello there dear.Gee, you look familiar. had a sexy woman in here last year with a face just like yours. You must have a twin.Come in sweet. Sorry for the musty smell. Yes it does smell like dried cum doesn't it. Been a while since visiltors.Sorry, I can't offer you a wine or anything. I drank it all....... Anyway, hop on the couch and lets discuss the problem you have.Sorry about the dust too......... You say you are having botox for migraines..........Really?? I have heard of that one. Seems to be the modern excuse for partaking in the delights of a wrinkle free expression.Notice I have kept a straight face when you told me that?I had botox 2 weeks ago.Like concrete in my forehead. Amazing stuff. Took years off.You know you can get it for $3.95 a unit now.I had 42 units. Half a bucket.Just what an old tranny needs.But enough about me. You are worried about being taken the wrong way.But now, your face will match your words.Take it as a positive.It will have them completely stumped. They will be staring at your forehead trying to guess your age.Take advantage of it. Get down to the casino. Poker will be the game.What other positives can I give you?You can trim up the age on your profile. Knock a few years off.You could go to 35 I reckon. Just slip that in overnight.Speaking of slipping in.......No?Gotta go?OK then Hey say hello to your sister for me. I think her name was Meander or something like that.Hey, that will be another positive. You will look hotter than her....... Good luck Summer
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RHP User
10 years ago
Should I lose it gracefully or grow old disgracefully?
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RHP User
10 years ago
I know she has tits but I was first ! 😤
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting '50wetfigs' Dear Auntie, when one has a kink at the more extreme end of the range like water sports do you think someone looking for dates on here should be honest and upfront about it or keep it hidden and maybe sneak it into conversation at an appropriate time ? Warm thoughts, Wet Figs MMMMM. Come in Figs. Or should I say WET Figs?Take a seat on the couch. Don't mind the rubber sheet I put on there. In case.Sorry, waiting for the alcohol to be delivered. I'd offer you a beer. You know, to increase your stocks if you get my meaning......So, extreme kink.I'm hearing you. Been there myself. When is the right time?Personally I wait. Then I wait. And wait. And before you know it, it's too late to drop the bomb.Got me into so much trouble over the years.That's why I joined here. Figure I hit them with it before they hit me up. It's out then.The beauty of RHP. It's in Black and White for them to see. They may gloss over it in the early days.Can be overlooked easy enough with the selection of kinks we can tick.But if its your main kink, why not be proactive?On the first date, just wear a pair of the waterproof overpants. Adult size. Bound to raise attention.Could be a bit severe though. Maybe wait a date or 2. Then if things kick off ok, ease into it.Suggest a shower together. Then give her a spray when she/he is getting sudsed up. See the reaction. Take it from there.If they drop down with their mouth open, you have a winner.Me?Thanks for the offer but not my scene. Watersports for me takes on a totally different meaning to what you do.The rubber sheet was just a precaution in case you got over excited whilst you were talking about it and wet yourself.Just had the couch cleaned from all the squirt marks. Suppose I don't mind that kind of watersport........different squirt though.Good luck with that though Figs.Let me know how you go. Annie xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Figured as much, though careful with your assumptions, note wet figs . I'm the one that gets wet. Squirt/pee, who cares !
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RHP User
10 years ago
Don't want to tread on any Manolos as Auntie Annie knows her stuff! But if you want to make an impact whilst wearing the stunned mullet face - look up cd glasses/glasses flip - people will know you mean business. It's almost the same as a peacock displaying their feathers. Cheers Soft x - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'SO_SO' Should I lose it gracefully or grow old disgracefully? Come in.Careful with your walking frame. I just painted.Better you sit on the couch. Dont think you can make it up on the couch. Do your hip if you slip.You Okay there?Can I get you a drink? Just had a delivery truck to replenish the store.Mmmm. What can I get you? What about a Pimms and coke?Perfect. Sorry to keep you. I have a day job.Yeah I know I've kept you up. Maybe have a nana nap tomorrow. Or get the home to let you sleep in.Now your question. Oh sorry, there, your drink. You need one of these with that?Purple thing. Yeah Lily hands them out all the time. Get you to where you want to go.Oh I just thought.......yeah never mind.Now. You are 67....Hows is it going for you?No not your cock. In here I mean. Getting some action?Yeah well that's good.I think it's great you can crank it up still. My Old man was 85 and seeing action at the home. Very popular amongst the frame set.No seriously, 67 isn't old. Is it..........ahem. You awake?Oh good. I was going to check your pulse but ok.I think you should go for it. Give em hell.Go out in style. You know, every day's a bonus after .........mmmhow old am I?...53.......55Who wants to go out gracefully.Not why we are on this site is it?Disgraced if anyone finds out about it though.Just tell em you are on the finger in the pie site.They will think you signed up for a cooking course.Now go get em tiger...........You need a push?Hey, nice carpet slippers you have on there. Didn't know Converse made slippers. Not surprised though.They look great. Match your slacks. Good luck So_So.Catchy name......... Annie xx
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting '50wetfigs' Figured as much, though careful with your assumptions, note wet figs . I'm the one that gets wet. Squirt/pee, who cares ! You are right.You know what happens when people Assume things.They make an ASS out of U and MEYeah, attempted humour. And yeah, Summer was first. Called IP.
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RHP User
10 years ago
loving the responses...so Funny and smart....Thanks Annie for the laughs and the wisdom!
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Quoting '50wetfigs' Figured as much, though careful with your assumptions, note wet figs . I'm the one that gets wet. Squirt/pee, who cares ! You are right.You know what happens when people Assume things.They make an ASS out of U and MEYeah, attempted humour. And yeah, Summer was first. Called IP. Funny.. Perfect response. made my day. a good lighthearted break from reading these damn boring work reports , business cases and spreadsheets... Why can't they make spreadsheets more entertaining? and I wish I can respond to some business cases with a fun emoji, (like a LOL emoji when they are asking for more money on silly non-viable proposals).
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sweetgem
10 years ago
Lately, I have become addicted to watching vampire movies and TV dramas such as, The Vampire Diaries and The Originals, as I have some free time on hands after 10pm, but I cannot yet go to sleep until 2am for personal reasons. I think I have even fallen in love with one of the vampires in those series, what should I do with the love I have for one of the vampires, Auntie Annie? It is too late for me to become a vampire as I'm too old, and have zero connection in Hollywood, to get my foot into the door! So, there is no way I will ever get to meet my Mr Vampire in this life I suppose. What would you suggest me to do? Sincerely Sad vampire admirer 👻👻 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm so very glad to see the doors open again. How are you, darling? I had a recent Seinfeld moment. You know where you pick on silly little things that you know shouldn't matter, but they kind of do? I had 'coffee' at a new friend's house; a boyish type, with a boyish house and his boyish ways. The dilemma; He had not a scrap of art on his walls - not even a poster. I commented, and he called me bourgeois (admittedly that made my heart jumped a lil there and then - even though he is quite incorrect), and we tousled. But, for arts sake! Now, should I buy him a poster, or should I take my paintpot and skedaddle? Yours, in many ways ArtLovingBumpkin
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'sweetgem' Lately, I have become addicted to watching vampire movies and TV dramas such as, The Vampire Diaries and The Originals, as I have some free time on hands after 10pm, but I cannot yet go to sleep until 2am for personal reasons. I think I have even fallen in love with one of the vampires in those series, what should I do with the love I have for one of the vampires, Auntie Annie? It is too late for me to become a vampire as I'm too old, and have zero connection in Hollywood, to get my foot into the door! So, there is no way I will ever get to meet my Mr Vampire in this life I suppose. What would you suggest me to do? Sincerely Sad vampire admirer 👻👻 - Posted from rhpmobile Come in.Wondered why you requested a midnight appointment.Can I get you a glass of........shiraz. A full bodied one.Let me get your lovely cape. Nice satin.Well sweetgem.Your first visit here I think. Hop on the couch.My best recommendation to you to get around vampires is to get a job with the taxation department.They can suck the blood out of anything and everyone.Professionals. Busy people. Sleep during the day of course.Ever tried to phone them in the daylight hours?Always out at night stalking their victims.If you can't get a job there, the second option would be to start up a small business.Leave the window open at night.They will be there in no time at all to suck the life out of you.You will be limp and lifeless, ready for your coffin.Great sex too. If you like anal though. Always obliging to fuck you up the arse at any opportunity.They like to cum in your mouth as well after anal. Leaves that taste of shit in your mouth when they leave in the dead of night.So you see, no need to go to Hollywood. Plenty here for you sweetie.Get rid of your crucifix's and definitely no garlic in the house. But you know the rules.Hey, before you go can I try on your cape?Nice fit. I could get into wearing one of these.Even Frankfurter would be jealous.You could practise being a vampire if you like.Suck the life out of this.........Mmmm. You will be a hit.You'd better go before the sun comes up Good luck Sweet Gem. Annie xxx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Quoting 'SO_SO' Should I lose it gracefully or grow old disgracefully? Come in.Careful with your walking frame. I just painted.Better you sit on the couch. Dont think you can make it up on the couch. Do your hip if you slip.You Okay there?Walking frame? You see me at physical training! I am OK.Can I get you a drink? Just had a delivery truck to replenish the store.Mmmm. What can I get you? What about a Pimms and coke?Pimms and lemonade please, it reminds of my grand parents at the family get togethers on Christmas Day.Perfect. Sorry to keep you. I have a day job.Me too, retirement Pfffft.Yeah I know I've kept you up. Maybe have a nana nap tomorrow. Or get the home to let you sleep in."Qui dort, dine" I do like a nana nap and a sleep in tooNow your question. Oh sorry, there, your drink. You need one of these with that?Purple thing. Yeah Lily hands them out all the time. Get you to where you want to go.Oh I just thought.......yeah never mind.Now. You are 67....Hows is it going for you?No not your cock. In here I mean. Getting some action?Despite some ageism I am getting some action. A married woman and a divorcee are among my close friends.Yeah well that's good.Damn good actually I think it's great you can crank it up still.My Old man was 85 and seeing action at the home. Very popular amongst the frame set.No seriously, 67 isn't old. Is it..........ahem. You awake?Of course I'm awake, just daydreaming about future lovers. 85 yeah bring it on.Oh good. I was going to check your pulse but ok.I think you should go for it. Give em hell.That's the answer I wanted to hear, thankyou.Go out in style. You know, every day's a bonus after .........mmmhow old am I?...53.......55Who wants to go out gracefully.Nah, not me.Not why we are on this site is it?That is the $64,000 question isn't it?Disgraced if anyone finds out about it though.A natural potential consequence of the aging process is it not?Just tell em you are on the finger in the pie site."A fish and finger pie" as any Beatles fan will know.They will think you signed up for a cooking course.Now go get em tiger...........You need a push?Hey, nice carpet slippers you have on there. Didn't know Converse made slippers. Not surprised though.RM Williams are more my style. I haven't had any slippers since boarding school.They look great. Match your slacks.Slacks? Heaven forbid. Good luck So_So.Catchy name.........It's an acronym. Annie xx
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Jack.............
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Jack............. I'm not sure why I'm back but I am most definitely a little older and a little wiser. Actually I think I came back to show some interest in the Bunbury trip the Perth Socialites are organising.. I notice the goal posts have been shifted recently. I do like a good set of double standards.
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'SO_SO' Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Jack............. I'm not sure why I'm back but I am most definitely a little older and a little wiser. Actually I think I came back to show some interest in the Bunbury trip the Perth Socialites are organising.. I notice the goal posts have been shifted recently. I do like a good set of double standards. 2 words.... HOTEL CALIFORNIA...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Dear Annie, Who wears the pants in your dual family within yourself (so to speak, if you know what I mean)? :) CT
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sweetgem
10 years ago
Has sold me out and revealed my true identity without hesitation! 😝 Thank you for your time taken to respond to my initial request of help Annie, now you know why I need midnight appointment 😛 The ATO are evil vampires with no humanity, but I still have and so I don't belong with them, fortunately. I am blend in well among the human race, so I have no intention for changing that any time soon. Therefore, I will find my own way to meet my Mr Vampire one day. But I'll keep your recommendations in mind and who knows if I might need them one day. Sincerely Hopeful vampire - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'PepperRose' I'm so very glad to see the doors open again. How are you, darling? I had a recent Seinfeld moment. You know where you pick on silly little things that you know shouldn't matter, but they kind of do? I had 'coffee' at a new friend's house; a boyish type, with a boyish house and his boyish ways. The dilemma; He had not a scrap of art on his walls - not even a poster. I commented, and he called me bourgeois (admittedly that made my heart jumped a lil there and then - even though he is quite incorrect), and we tousled. But, for arts sake! Now, should I buy him a poster, or should I take my paintpot and skedaddle? Yours, in many ways ArtLovingBumpkin Hello again gorgeousYes open for businessPeople must have been bored and asked me backSo you have a toy boy?Not knowing the type it's very hard to sort it out.And I had to google bourgeois.......Yeah I have had a sheltered life and I hate French so that put me off side to startI could suggest some Monet prints...........yukBut that's just me.Perhaps some fine posters of V8 super cars doing their thing?Yes I know............Then there is nudie posters that could get him in the mood for youBut then why not find some middle ground.A series of self portraits of youIn various stages of undressStart with some alluring fully clothes ones for the entry hallSome underwear shots for the living areaSuggestive shots for the bedroom area to capture his mood as he walks to bedCould cut into his leisure time as he has to take them all down if his other FB's are calling aroundBut certainly a must one is a standard portrait for the toilet.With your eyes fixed in a questioning fashion toward the toilet bowl.Just so that he may think twice about knocking the top off at he reads some girlie magazine whilst on the throne.That feeling of being watched may just save a load for your upcoming visit.But here I am ramblingMaybe just go for the Monet. Give him some class. Fuck I know I could do with some............. Take care PepperAuntie Annie xx
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'countrytouch' Dear Annie, Who wears the pants in your dual family within yourself (so to speak, if you know what I mean)? :) CT Interesting question you pose there.Sit down and have a beer. this could take a while.I pondered a while as to whether to go serious or light.To those reading it would be a gimme that it would be a humorous response.To those friends that know my history, perhaps they pull up a chair...... Some know that i have, or had, Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) from a trauma many years ago.I have 2 personalities. A male and a female. Early years the male dominated everything whilst I hid from the world. Progressively I grew stronger and to give a percentage as demonstrative, at the start, 95-5%. Over 30 + years I grew to 70-30%. Obviously hugely dominated by my male friend.Then I joined RHP. I found a place that I flourished. Where I became accepted as Annie again after nearly 40 years.Where prejudice and disrespect was very minor compared to the experience in real life over the decades. What the shrinks could not achieved by self growth, I grew inside and claimed my life back.I credit that to some great friends, a great lover and an environment like no other.At this point now, our 2 personalities are virtually blended but if I had to put the percentage, 20-80%.We are seamless and share most characteristics in every day life but inside we are different.I am sensitive and submissive to a point, very girlie. My man is strong and defensive. He does share the sensitivity of me but he does fire up when required. He is very protective of me and I have the utmost respect for him. He sometimes charges in.....gawd.I dont expect people to understand us. A few do get us.Perhaps many don't. We don't have many friends in real life as I like to hang with women and some misinterpret that. But that's their bad luck. So in answer to your question CT.He definitely wears the pants. No question.But underneath, he will most likely have some very nice panties on............ Thanks CT Auntie Annie xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'lilybethyname' HOTEL CALIFORNIA... Lily, thanks for the welcome, if this is the Hotel California, I don't think I'll be checking in but just hanging round the lobby trying to catch someone's eye. Lily did you know Auntie Annie doesn't like the French? I hope she's a bit warmer to the Quebecois, after all they are North Americans and not Euro's.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Based on the 2011 Census there is a man drought in Greater Sydney with 2,162,221 males for 2,229,453 females. With the 2016 Census coming up in August do you think I should wait a little longer before I make the ditch to NZ where the variance is a little less (2259100 males for 2340600 females as of 2015)?
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OzRednecks
10 years ago
I need your advice. I suffer from neck/back and shoulder pain due to my large breasts. They are all natural. My doc has suggested breast reduction surgery. It's not cosmetic, it can be claimed as medical due to my pain. I have permenant bra strap marks in my shoulders. My husband loves them (and I meN LOVES them) but is understanding of my situation. I'm scared if I get it done, I will loose sensitivity in my nipples and that they will be lobsided. They are pretty symmetrica now. Do you know if nipples will become numbed if I proceed? My doc couldn't answer me. It is important as my hubby sucks on my nipples all the time and it gets us both incredibly horny. It's big in our love play/making. Hoping you can give me some answers as I love how you have helped so many others on here. Cheers she xx
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'SYDnobarbie' Based on the 2011 Census there is a man drought in Greater Sydney with 2,162,221 males for 2,229,453 females. With the 2016 Census coming up in August do you think I should wait a little longer before I make the ditch to NZ where the variance is a little less (2259100 males for 2340600 females as of 2015)? Come in here sweet.Bring your calculator, we need to churn some figures.A man drought in Sydney?Gawd, I'm not going up there then.But bit harsh to compare to Australia's Eastern Islands - New ZealandThere is a reason that god made that big ditch that separates us.But they found their way across right.The figures seem a little flattering and lets discuss whyI bet you didn't factor the Ram to Ewe ratio into the equation......We also need to look at gumboot sales of the 2 areas.2015 there were 24,567 gumboots sold in Sydney area76,0322 were sold in New Zealand.Divide that by the sheep population of the 2 and we come up with the fact that the Ewes in New Zealand are very happy.Did you know the preference option in RHP of "Anything" was actually instigated by complaints from NZ women so they could get a handle of how many men were actually into just women.Cut a long story short, you are probably safer in the Sydney area where the sheep are hard to come by but a little sadder when you do find one.But better still, come to Melbourne. Oh that's right, you are.You may not go home. See you next sat night sweetie for the meet and greet. Good luckAnnie
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'hesheWA' I need your advice. I suffer from neck/back and shoulder pain due to my large breasts. They are all natural. My doc has suggested breast reduction surgery. It's not cosmetic, it can be claimed as medical due to my pain. I have permenant bra strap marks in my shoulders. My husband loves them (and I meN LOVES them) but is understanding of my situation. I'm scared if I get it done, I will loose sensitivity in my nipples and that they will be lobsided. They are pretty symmetrica now. Do you know if nipples will become numbed if I proceed? My doc couldn't answer me. It is important as my hubby sucks on my nipples all the time and it gets us both incredibly horny. It's big in our love play/making. Hoping you can give me some answers as I love how you have helped so many others on here. Cheers she xx Come in gorgeousSit up on the couch and lets have a look........Yes. Very very niceI appreciate your trust in my judgement but the closest I come to medical qualifications is the nursing outfit I stole of Summer's clothes line. And the several pairs of undies............But don't mention it to her. So I cant give you any advice.I would suggest though that even though your GP may be unsure of the nerve situation, if you get referred to a specialist he should be able to answer that question and all the concerns you have with the reduction process.Remember to google the best surgeon though and ask around. Then you can tell your GP which specialist you want and may alleviate some concerns. I must say, if I was to have tits, I would love them to be look like yours. Gawd, I would never have my hands off them. Good luck gorgeous. xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
So I have a rather embarrassing problem. I can't stop stuffing my face - with food. I know what's healthy and what's not. But hot chips, chocolate, burgers, biscuits, ice cream, baked goods all call my name. And then I feel sick afterwards. I'm starting to worry that I'm going to end up on one of those 400 pound woman shows where they crane me out of my bedroom window and the bath towel only covers half my gash. Why do I have no self control? Thanks in advance Soft (and getting squishy)
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' So I have a rather embarrassing problem. I can't stop stuffing my face - with food. I know what's healthy and what's not. But hot chips, chocolate, burgers, biscuits, ice cream, baked goods all call my name. And then I feel sick afterwards. I'm starting to worry that I'm going to end up on one of those 400 pound woman shows where they crane me out of my bedroom window and the bath towel only covers half my gash. Why do I have no self control? Thanks in advance Soft (and getting squishy) Come in gorgeous. And having seen your face yesterday, an apt description.Excuse the pizza and KFC boxes there. Oh and the empty coke bottles, just push them into the cornerNow you are worried about your weight.Are you getting enough?No not food. Sex?Checked your profile and it says "Just watching for now....."There's your problem.Too much watching and not enough getting out there and dirty.Too much time on your hands battling that certain 99 yo old man out there.We have all had our fair share of popcorn over the weekend with the "Sex site thread"Did you notice we were all glued to the keyboard adding to the pages, chugging down snacks, beer and wineAnd then come monday, the sandpit was a ghost town.Everyone out chugging in a few cocks after work. Getting it on and doing some sexercise.High protein diets of cock juice balancing out the carbs.So my suggestion is, get that profile active and get off that arse and go fornicate. This is a sex site you know.........Use it like one sista.That will be your salvation.You seem a little nervous at that prospect.No need sweetie. Here let me start you off............Some more wine?Hey and after we have sex, we can order in a pizza.No its ok. We can go at it all night and work it off.That what I mean.They say everything is ok in moderation right.Well if you balance out an excess with an excess, all good.Look, I'll get you 3 kilos lighter by the morning at this rate......... Good luck beautiful.Come back next week anmd I'll stock up the protein component of the sexercise diet. Auntie Annie xxx
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RHP User
10 years ago
So glad I asked you for advice - you are bang on! And clearly I am bang off! Will attempt to address this problem immediately! I need to address my cravings and not substitute with food. And I am seriously lacking protein in my diet! You've saved me from wearing muu muus! 💋
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hi Auntie Annie Well I have read your profile and what you write in the forums .... So my question is your bi sexual so I was just wondering if you could explain who is better than sucking cock a male or female ? I had a experience a couple of months ago and the guy said I suck better than my partner ( not bragging ) just your thoughts and does practice make perfect head jobs so much better ?
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'White_Opal' Hi Auntie Annie Well I have read your profile and what you write in the forums .... So my question is your bi sexual so I was just wondering if you could explain who is better than sucking cock a male or female ? I had a experience a couple of months ago and the guy said I suck better than my partner ( not bragging ) just your thoughts and does practice make perfect head jobs so much better ? Hello there White OpalHaven't seen you around here before but must say, OOOh Lah LahCome in and I'll get you a drink.Had a wee peek at your profile and hoping you have that white corset on under that trench coat........Let me get that coat...........mmmmm...nice.....and pop up on the couch.Long been said that guys can suck a cock better than a chick.And also girls can lick pussy better than a guy.Makes sense to me but of course generalising a tad.I see you like to lick a bit of pussy Mrs Opal........and obviously not shy at the odd cock in the mouth.I guess we need to visit those topics.I can only speak from first hand experience from doing and also having done.Difference is the amount of vigour.A guy knows that the more vigour, or pressure, the better the outcome.Guys are naturally a bit rougher as such and know what they like on their own.That is not to say that with the proper practice and guidance that the woman can't perfect the perfect blowie.I know that my GF can give equal to the best. She asked and I told.Bit more practise and right ambience she will achieve the full on blowie in the mouth.No easy task mind. Neither guy or girl has been able to make me cum from blow job alone for many years.So not doubting your ability to equal the task.But perhaps your recent experience with competing with your partner for giving the best blowie may be skewed by the recipient having a female bias.In that I mean, If he was more straight than gay, then the thought of a hot looking chick like yourself giving him head has the mental edge and therefore prejudicing the judgement of the moment.If he had said your partner gave him better service then that may have been interpreted as he preferred being with the guy.I have had guys say to me that I give the best head job ever.But don't they all............It's only as good as the last one you remember anyway.So don't get a big head over it Mrs Opal.You may be good. But how good?Let's get an independent comment.Here............wrap your laughing gear around this bad boy............Yeah............NIce. I can see where he was coming from. You are good.Keep going and when you get there, we will examine who gives the best oral to a woman........... Good luck Mrs OpalCum back real soon. Auntie Annie xxxxxxx
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
I was chatting with some friends earlier about the use of terms of endearment. While none of us particularly have a problem with them (well most of them were considered acceptable!), we agreed they can be overused. Personally, I have terms of endearment for two special people in my life...hon and babe. But they are used in person or via text/message, and only rarely make it into the public domain, whether it be here or in public. More common ones like darl and lovely are used as terms of affection quite regularly, but again usually by private messages and conversations. They do slip out more often in public, I think that's pretty common with those who aren’t afraid to express their affection for other. What do you think Aunty Annie, should we all drop these terms so often they fall about like confetti? Or should we reserve them for those who really deserve them, in situations which are appropriate? It’s so confusing! Thanks gorgeous, MsJonesy xx
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Lovinit28andKC72
10 years ago
How the duck are you? Now a little bird told me there was a thread about needle play in these forums somewhere, can you please point me in the right direction, I seemed to have lost my way....💋
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'MsJonesy' I was chatting with some friends earlier about the use of terms of endearment. While none of us particularly have a problem with them (well most of them were considered acceptable!), we agreed they can be overused. Personally, I have terms of endearment for two special people in my life...hon and babe. But they are used in person or via text/message, and only rarely make it into the public domain, whether it be here or in public. More common ones like darl and lovely are used as terms of affection quite regularly, but again usually by private messages and conversations. They do slip out more often in public, I think that's pretty common with those who aren’t afraid to express their affection for other. What do you think Aunty Annie, should we all drop these terms so often they fall about like confetti? Or should we reserve them for those who really deserve them, in situations which are appropriate? It’s so confusing! Thanks gorgeous, MsJonesy xx Hello SweetieHow is my sugar snookums going?Been a while since you popped in DarlNice name change by deed poll hun.Pop up on the couch baby and i'll get you a drinkBusiness has been slow here but as usual, one pops in and before you know there's a cue.But Lovinit is a real angel so she can wait.Now lets have a look at your question luvYes, I see your point.I have guys messaging me and they have a tendency to call me Babe.Now I'm 6'2"I aint no babe. And they haven't met me.So I'm with you on this one beautifulI'm never one to throw around terms of endearment except for the odd gorgeous to the lovely ladies.No one has complained but maybe the difference is between the sexes.Bit bold and in your face when a male calls you gorgeous or sweetie or darl or luv. In some context can be demeaning and confronting.So blossum, it may be worth a thread of it's own?See what the punters think.So kitten, now we have sorted out that how about a bit of personal catch up.......You are looking so baby doll tonight, a real cutie pie.You right with that drink sweetheart? Good luck babykinsxxxx
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