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  precious142

  6 years ago

  Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Quoting 'precious142' On the weekend, my housemate decided that we should try a new beverage - Strongbow Blossom Rose.So she purchased a 6pak and we gave it a test run.Well housemate wasnt fussed (nor was I frankly) on the taste of the Blossom Rose but we gave it a try.Last night before dinner I made an executive decision to rid the drinks fridge of said Blossoms, to make room for some Christmas Carlsburg, so I indulged in 2 Blossoms....All was fine until MsBrunnette called in un- announced (well she announced herself when she was at the front door). After a quick - HI how have you been - its been ages since - hasnt it been hot - type convo, housemate said to me - Did you tell MSBrunnette about.......??Well, MSB let out a squeal, well screamed NOOOO (actually).....so I had to go to refreshment stand for a bottle of Rose....cos this story was going to be worth a bottle.Anyways, long story short - Blossoms and Rose and then SSB.....Q - can you please tell MSB and housemate that that was way too much fun and excitement for a Tuesday night?? P We have all made poor decisions at the bottle department.Usually we can drink ourselves away from owning it, experience the key here.Still trying to work out what SSB might be but obviously a party starter of some description.In fact maybe its a party extender because going on your post, its still continuing.I think your other downfall was having Ms Brunette in your house, rarely a happy ending when you mix alcohol and Ms Brunette, so I hear...... Perhaps the opposite, always a happy ending....?Perhaps keep going, xmas is nearly hereMerry xmas anyways xx I'm surprised that a lady about town like you isn't versed up on wino lingo.........Yes, SSB is a party starter...of the alcoholic kind....Semillion Sauvignon Blanc but us connoisseurs refer to it as SSB....or Sem Sav Blanc!! OMG Annie...then so what happens Boxing Day, when MSB and Madame Koko (et al) will be together at my place? I'm thinking all sorts of shenanigans might take place after the obligatory bubbles.....I know Madame is fond of playing dress-ups when she is into the Christmas spirit....maybe I'll cosy up with the guys and watch the Boxing Test.... Anyways, Tis the Season to be giving, so I'm going to tra-la-lal-lal laaaa...and start giving my house a tidy up! Much luv xx P

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  AnnieWhichway

  6 years ago

  Quoting 'Seachange' It's sweltering here in Melbourne. I decided to hit my local beach for a quick dip before getting dinner started. Well today, I've never seen so many budgie smugglers in one beach. 😱 So is there something in the air (or water)? Or a massive sale on budgie smugglers at Rebel sports? And most importantly, can I unsee what I saw? Help Yelp!😨 Such is life on the public beach and then, pretty much anywhere.People wearing some things that perhaps doesn't show them in the most favourable light.I believe women are more vocal in their dislikes of fashion on men than vice versa.Take the G string thread for example. Seems political correctness has silenced the males in publicly criticising the fashion of the fairer sex.They cop it and smile to themselves.But budgie smugglers is the topic and we all know what you mean. I like the beer veranda effect, shielding the little member from any chance of catching too much sun.... But if you want to freshen you opinion of the humble budgie smuggler, I suggest and early morning session at one of the upper bayside beaches the morning after an AFL game. Their recovery sessions in the refreshing waters is a sight to behold, a couple of dozen buff athletes strutting their packages will definitely make you review your opinion of this garment.Give it a go. Annie xx

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  Seachange73

  6 years ago

  Thanks auntie Annie. I know you'd come up with something that does not require a minor lobotomy or inducing drugs... I'll have to wait this the next footy season and frequent Brighton or st Kilda beaches early morning to see these god like bodies. Writing nto Santa to give me a decent binoculars to zoom into the details. Thanks for.the inspiration. 👌

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  AnnieWhichway

  6 years ago

  Quoting 'Dragon_Phoenix' Dearest Aunty.... I read today that the government department in charge of including everyone urges businesses to drop the context of Christmas from their Christmas parties.... My view and I’d love to hear yours, is that if people want to have a labelled party about Christmas then do it, same with Hanukkah and Ramadan ..... Anyone that doesn’t wish to participate can be as upset and outraged as they like while everyone else gets pissed and has a great time without their petty bullshit..... Merry Christmas .... Outraged at the outrage.... The whole issue is a crock pot of simmering poo.I haven't heard of anyone getting upset about the Christmas/boxing day public holidays that they gratefully have off and be paid. Or penalty rates that they get if they work?Perhaps we should qualify our celebratory public holidays?In the building industry they get a holiday for Builders picnic. To get paid for the day of no work you need to buy a ticket/Get it stamped as a record of attendance. Let's take that further that if you agree with the Christian holiday you need to go to church on those days and get appropriate paperwork from your priest/minister/pope to say you have attended said religious goings on and then submitted to your employer for payment. Not western religious, then fuck off to work and no complaint to be had.Same for Easter. Off to the house of God for the big nod.Labour day, submit your union membership ticket to qualify.Austraya day, pop a copy of your Aussie passport to the pay department.Grand final day(yay Victoria), submit your AFL membership to get paid. NRL members, sorry.....Melbourne cup, submit your dud betting tickets and you are qualified.Anzac day, attend the dawn service or parade and your papers officiated on and your pay packet appreciates your effort and gratitude for the fallen.So that solves any disputes on forced celebration. But fucked if l know how to deal with the Queens Birthday....

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  RHP User

  6 years ago

  Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' But fucked if l know how to deal with the Queens Birthday....Easy, pass a card around for big lippy kisses to send to HRH.

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  AnnieWhichway

  6 years ago

  Prefer a BBS myself than a SSB but each to their own.Give Madam a big hug and kiss for me (and maybe a quick dry hump).Well, same to each of you.....Dry humps all round evenMerry Xmas to each and all. Xxx

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  AnnieWhichway

  6 years ago

  Backpacking?Nah. Too old. I have baggage. And it needs wheels.

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