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Ask Auntie..............
May 31 2015
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
where y = (a * h) * t * ( (v +1 ) * s * h). .............. p + 1 ...............................( o + 1)
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
y = (a * h) * t * ( (v +1 ) * s * h) p + 1_____________________.( o + 1)
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
y = (a * h) * t * ( (v +1 ) * s * h). . . . p + 1 . . . _____________________.. . . . . . . . . . . . ( o + 1) excuse the dots
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'll just shake my booty instead. Wait, I'm not sure if waving that in your direction is a safe thing... Oh well, I'm virtually safe. 🍑y, good morning
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madotara69
8 years ago
y = (a * h) * t * ( (v +1 ) * s * h). . . . p + 1. . . _____________________.. . . . . . . . . . . . ( o + 1):)
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sweetgem
8 years ago
Thank you for seeing me (yawning and talking, and wiping off the dripping from my mouth, at the same time 😛) 😅 finally I get to see your new office and wow, you certainly know how to own a poshy premesis 👍🏼 Thank you, auntie, for your advice provided to my question. I must admit, I didn’t pass my maths exams in school and so my head went numb for a bit while I read your answer 😅 but I skipped pass those formulas and got your message, which I receive with gratitude, thank you auntie 🙏🏼🌹 I really love your new office, so hope you do stay forever 🙏🏼 Be well and take care Auntie, you’re always in my thoughts and have my respect! 🌹 Warm regards SG 🍬💎 - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
8 years ago
Quoting 'Hawt1' That big post was epic! (In a good way) It did remind me so much of a character from my favourite author Sven Hassle. The character Obergefriegter Joseph Porta by the grace of God! (or just Porta as his friends do call him) can talk the knickers off a blitzmadel whilst explaining to a general all about how 50 kilos of coffee has disappeared and would he like to purchase some mink coats (full of fleas, but dont mention it), all by way of describing life's crazy adventures and remaining true to the topic at hand. It did sound like one hell of a party, shame I missed it. Did Tara recover in the end? Those freighter boys get around, met them when they snuck in streamlining the transom in the wake of an American warship when the fleet moored up by the harbour bridge. When we organised meeting them, hardly expected the company in lue of the entire United States Naval staff walk up the hill to Kings Cross, yeah no won't mention the fleas, although of a rumour that seems to have sealed the investigation, closed due to natural causes (act of god), leading to a new flurry in chasing the latest fashion of unlawful commodities, caught them lot too, up in a motel selling a Genie in a bottle, haha, the whole world is a stage, coach. Who could think up a law prohibiting the sale of a Genie ? Actually Hawt, I popped in to see Auntie Annie just the other day to see her about that very question you asked, and thank you for caring, having Tara in your thoughts and wellbeing. Funny you ask, or you are extremely intuitive. Yes When the Sybian was put through the scrutineering it simply was time poor to see the wear and tear of such use we put the raxle through, Tara recovered her raxle, the engineers at Sybian reckon Tara is an exception and confidant little to near none warranty issues, epic (in a good way) Crikey what's with the new look, Annie's renovated. When I left last time there was beer bottles stacked up, A gerbil out on the loose, the waiting room full of people (mum's the word), she must be terribly busy. I'll call back later, Hawt if you see Auntie Annie can you tell her I bought these lovely flowers and if she puts them in a vase with a little water they will keep longer.
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Hawt1
8 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' y = (a * h) * t * ( (v +1 ) * s * h). . . . p + 1 . . . _____________________.. . . . . . . . . . . . ( o + 1) excuse the dots It appears you have contracted spots! Something one of the patients brought in no doubt. Here you can borrow my typex.. works fine until you move the screen Love the equation. I will give it a shot tonight when I have more time. I'm curious at the results of a person from a small country town with bugger all local contacts. Oh and Mado left you some lovely flowers, he says put them in a vase with some water to make them keep longer.. I will add my mum always put a bit of sugar in there too.
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Nah Mado solved the prob. Bless him. And the flowers..... He's feeling a little guilty about the party and trashing the place. Also the flower bouquets might help cover up that odd herbal smell that's been lingering since....... Let me know how you go with the formula. But l have a feeling the guys will have a low GO threshold, like anything above 0......
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Hawt1
8 years ago
My score 192 with a particular Pilbara chickie in mind. Hopefully it is not all wishful thinking lol
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bonefide
8 years ago
Looks like great event
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bonefide
8 years ago
Annie read about the event above, then found myself listening to all types of great music, and tapping my feet also humming alone, to the music. What is happening ? Am I having life changing experience? What are the side affects ? Should I nail my foot down ? Is a wood nail or stainless steel nail or cast iron spike best to use, ? Will I get AROUND, this effect or I'm I just covering the same ground over and over. ? Signed Footloose and free 😅
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Quoting 'Hawt1' My score 192 with a particular Pilbara chickie in mind. Hopefully it is not all wishful thinking lol 192 is a good score. I think anything over 50 is a goer. But then I think guys would give it a go with anything over 0......
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Quoting 'bonefide' Annie read about the event above, then found myself listening to all types of great music, and tapping my feet also humming alone, to the music. What is happening ? Am I having life changing experience? What are the side affects ? Should I nail my foot down ? Is a wood nail or stainless steel nail or cast iron spike best to use, ? Will I get AROUND, this effect or I'm I just covering the same ground over and over. ? Signed Footloose and free 😅 FootlooseI need to be plain and clear hereHere, take a seat,......err.....a position on my round couch.You are in and out of here lately.And stalking me as you well know I'mgoing to that event.Your problem....Drink this....it's just gin.....with a bit of tonicIs you are from Darwin.You basically just need a root.Don't get defensive. It's ok.I'm a sex therapist. Yes l know. I'm a lot of things....Your foot tapping is a direct consequenceof your sciatica pressing against your swollen testostica nerve.And that can cause moderate stalkiousos wankconsitence.We need to urgently relieve that. Drink up.Now if we just loosen those pants.....see, that swelling.It's ok. I'm a professional. Just a bit of oil and we do this.....Fuck. That's a record. Careful. Tissue before it runs down the wall and into my new pink carpet.Well you were full of it weren't you....Do l get a kiss at least.....
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RHP User
8 years ago
A couple of years ago my work crew were sent out to see to a customer request, the customer wasn't really happy and we nick named her "Pig's Arse" because of a comment she mad about pigs might fly. We thought she was as tuck up and privileged sow.Fast forward, just recently we were sent out to deal with a ongoing maintenance to this job, Mrs Pig's Arse stopped in passing and thanked us for being there. On Thursday I was at a bit of a loose end, work wise, and being fairly autonomous, I decided to drop by Mrs Pig's Arse's place and check on how the place was looking. Turns out that it was time for a bit of follow up maintenance, which I got on with. This time I was alone on the job and Madame stopped by and thanked me me for doing my job, we got chatting, and it turns out she was most grateful and appreciative. She was pleasant,friendly and quite chatty, so five or ten later I excused myself and got back to work. Later as I was just finishing the job she drove by again and this time she'd made me a a coffee in a take away cup as an appreciation of my work. She immediately became apologetic because I said I took my coffee black, no harm no foul, I told her I like it with milk but was following cardiologists advice to lose a kilo or two. After chatting about all sorts of things, including some reasonably personal stuff, I again, excused myself and carried on with my day.There's a couple of things that are coming to the surface here, firstly the sexual tension, she's way more friendly them she was a couple of years ago...Secondly there's the satisfied customer aspect, which may be more significant than the sexual tension. If I fuck up then I could make thing difficult for myself at work. This is where your wisdom and judgement are sought Auntie Annie.Next time I see her I will most definitely thank her for the coffee, and compliment her on the quality of it to. If the conversation flows easily and naturally I may well get a bit bold and complement her on her on the amazing colour of her blue eyes. I mentioned recently on another thread about attractive her pale blue eyes were, having sky blue eyes myself, I do like blue eyes. We both know we're married, but I feel emboldened to the point that I might take the chat to a level which is getting to be well outside the bounds of the "professional" level.Having a certain amount of autonomy in my job I can be there around the time she returns fro dropping her son off at school.So Auntie Annie which head should I give the most credence to? I am 100% sure that she is a friendly girl but after that my certainty and confidence start to fade. My gut feeling is that she might like to have a bit of a fling. I know where she lives, and she knows who I work for. I think I migh tdrop the complement about her amazing pale blue eyes and then wing it from there.What could possibly go wrong?
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RHP User
8 years ago
Is there a proof reader in the house?
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RHP User
8 years ago
I see we have the " Thumbs up" button next to where we can reply to posts.Why don't we have a "Thumbs Down" Button ? Might make the Anything and Everything Threads last longer.Just flip the thumbs down button, no words are spoken ..............just like a glory hole for the forum If you do need to talk to the head Honchos, the Mega Moocho's, King Muckamuk........Can you also find out why I've lost instant posting?I know you can pull strings
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RHP User
8 years ago
She wanted to pass on her thanks to those that supported this thread over the nearly 3 years it has run. She hopes it gave a few laughs and enjoyment as much as she enjoyed it, as well as the serious sides of some posts.Obviously is has come to and end and she wanted it to come to a peaceful end and not closed against her wishes.Job done
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sweetgem
8 years ago
My heart is broken for your departure! 😢 as I have loved and enjoyed your sense of humour a lot, and your humour has helped brighten up my days and nights for when I had a hard day/night! Now that you're gone, my oasis escape in here is lost! 😢 You and your humour will be greatly missed, and the Forums, to me, will not be the same! Best wishes Auntie, I wish you happiness and good health no matter where you are. Take care Auntie 🌹🌹 - Posted from rhpmobile
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usrightnow_Again
8 years ago
Well, who's going to give me bloody shoe advice now? Sad to see such an integral forum member leave. Much fun was had with the marriage proposal, still the only time someone has proposed to me, Mr. urn., I'm something of an acquired taste 😊 . Plenty of other discussions in other threads too. This thread and for the most part E&N, provided a wonderful place to relax and speak your mind. It was also nice to finally meet you at that Sydney M&G in 2016. I know that a little birdy we both know read you a text of mine some weeks back, I most certainly meant every word. Thank you for your support. Some people make an overwhelmingly positive impact in this world and you are one. Thank you The_Envoy , who looks a tad familiar, for bringing Annie's farewell to the Adult Forums. Take care, Mr. & Mrs. urn.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Auntie Annie has left the building and I'm tied up in the basement, she said she was coming back but that was days ago. It was fun at the time but now can I come out please. I do understand the Annie probably forgot all about in the conflab.Best wishes Auntie Annie, I remember you from when you first rocked up at RHP, apart from a shitty ending I think you grown a lot during your time here. Maybe Mr Envoy will pass on the respects people are paying here. That is once he can get away from Madame Koko, and he won't be in a hurry to do that.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Why won’t the mods change the “report abuse” button to its much truer definition of “I’m offended and I want you to stop them!!!” Button ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Gee, look at you! All skin and bones. Here let me unpadlock you. Sorry about that. I was kidnapped by aliens and they just bought me back. Let me buy you breakfast
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RHP User
8 years ago
About the alien abduction,if you don't want to talk about it that's fine. Some of us wouldn't dare ask. 🤐
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RHP User
8 years ago
The water was cool and fresh. Did you really leave the dog biscuits for me. 😕
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Best we not talk about it lest they come back. Let me get used to Earth's gravity and we will tackle your original problem soon.
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Hawt1
8 years ago
Hallo, glad to see you again
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RHP User
8 years ago
Be careful.....I like the sound of Madame Koko. 😊 Hello Annie xx
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RHP User
8 years ago
Are you warning me to be careful around the married woman, Auntie Annie, or both of them?
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sweetgem
8 years ago
Auntie Annie 🌹🍸 You are back, that's what matters at the end of the day 🤗 - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Thank you. Nice to be back amongst people I respect and love. Strange world this. I think l could have left and been ok but didn't want to go under those circumstances. Not even Albert Einstein could have foreseen the nuclear chain reaction. But back now. Hope I don't leave my white coat on the alien ship.....
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Quoting 'MrMojoRisin' A couple of years ago my work crew were sent out to see to a customer request, the customer wasn't really happy and we nick named her "Pig's Arse" because of a comment she mad about pigs might fly. We thought she was as tuck up and privileged sow.Fast forward, just recently we were sent out to deal with a ongoing maintenance to this job, Mrs Pig's Arse stopped in passing and thanked us for being there. On Thursday I was at a bit of a loose end, work wise, and being fairly autonomous, I decided to drop by Mrs Pig's Arse's place and check on how the place was looking. Turns out that it was time for a bit of follow up maintenance, which I got on with. This time I was alone on the job and Madame stopped by and thanked me me for doing my job, we got chatting, and it turns out she was most grateful and appreciative. She was pleasant,friendly and quite chatty, so five or ten later I excused myself and got back to work. Later as I was just finishing the job she drove by again and this time she'd made me a a coffee in a take away cup as an appreciation of my work. She immediately became apologetic because I said I took my coffee black, no harm no foul, I told her I like it with milk but was following cardiologists advice to lose a kilo or two. After chatting about all sorts of things, including some reasonably personal stuff, I again, excused myself and carried on with my day.There's a couple of things that are coming to the surface here, firstly the sexual tension, she's way more friendly them she was a couple of years ago...Secondly there's the satisfied customer aspect, which may be more significant than the sexual tension. If I fuck up then I could make thing difficult for myself at work. This is where your wisdom and judgement are sought Auntie Annie.Next time I see her I will most definitely thank her for the coffee, and compliment her on the quality of it to. If the conversation flows easily and naturally I may well get a bit bold and complement her on her on the amazing colour of her blue eyes. I mentioned recently on another thread about attractive her pale blue eyes were, having sky blue eyes myself, I do like blue eyes. We both know we're married, but I feel emboldened to the point that I might take the chat to a level which is getting to be well outside the bounds of the "professional" level.Having a certain amount of autonomy in my job I can be there around the time she returns fro dropping her son off at school.So Auntie Annie which head should I give the most credence to? I am 100% sure that she is a friendly girl but after that my certainty and confidence start to fade. My gut feeling is that she might like to have a bit of a fling. I know where she lives, and she knows who I work for. I think I migh tdrop the complement about her amazing pale blue eyes and then wing it from there.What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go wrong? What could possible go right?Interpretation is pending there And my gut feeling is no matter what I say here, you are going in balls deep.Let's not worry about your employment......Or her husband...The most important thing here is that thng between your legs?Look no judgments Jack. I get it. Perfect arrangement if it comes together, both of you get a fling goingThe excitement of the taboo, the adrenaline of the moves, the rush of blood.....And many men in your situation would do the chase and the hunt.Going on the few facts you have presented, a younger woman to boot, to give you an ego boost at the thought of success.But we must remember that it takes 2 for the tango so if she is on board then equal culpability between the 2 of you.She has just as much to loose as you, actually more. Thing about her a bit Jack. The two of you get caught, she could find herself in the midst of a shitfight, next day looking after the kids by herself. Several lives upturned forever for the sake of a bit of passion and sex. Kids mentally affected to see their parents fighting and then separated, divorced.Hubby hunting you down for a little physical reward. He eventually finds you, tells your wife, your home life upturned. A physical fight evolves, you go down in a cloud of WA dust.You head your head and you become a quadriplegic, cared for in a nursing home as your wife wants nothing to do with you. A nurse has to wipe your arse each time you poop yourself. Feeds you whilst you watch the endless hours of a TV mounted on the ceiling above you. Of course yoiur sex life is solved, it wont work anymore, one stress removed from your lifeGo for it Jack....What could go wrong......Can I get you a beer?We can talk about your first move on her........ Best of luck Jack, It may be the time of your lifeor maybethe life of your time Here have a frothy, you earned it tied up for weeks.....
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RHP User
8 years ago
I think I might have an Elephant beer on that one.😈
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
It has come to my attention that many of your recent posts seem to be getting deleted. Any clue?
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Dear AnnieHadnt really noticed. Thanks for bring that to my attention.Did you know that someone that refers to themselves in a 3rd person scenario has serious issues? All the best Auntie Annie
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
I think l should calm the fuck down on the red wine.Thanks.
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
I must add that the jury is out regarding those that talk to themselves. Is it healthy.....or not? Anyone know?
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Obi1kenietzsche
7 years ago
Wow! Sooo much has happened since I was away! I did see you as those fucking aliens were bringing you back down. I was on my way up and I waved to you through the other spaceship porthole, but you didn't see me. ☹️. As always, I am loving your wise and considered advice on all things. As for talking to ones self or referring to oneself in the third person, I would not know, but I'll ask Cap'n No Beard for his take on the matter when I see him. Xx Obi1
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
That wasn't me in the other spaceship. Would have been a clone of me. They found perfection and are now flooding the galaxy with me. As for talking to oneself, l do that a bit. Sometimes out loud especially when I'm out surfing by myself. Maybe comforting having company. I tend to talk out loud to my Male half and get some reassuring male commentary back. Bit like when you observe couples driving in the opposite direction. You see the female busily flapping her gums and looking at her partner who has a non expressive face whilst firmly grabbing the steering wheel . I imagine his eyes are glazing over whilst trying to concentrate on steering the chariot, silently wishing for silence. Her intensive state seeking reassurance her important words are being absorbed......or not. I wonder if our alien compatriots have the same situation when flying our UFOs? May be a galaxy wide thing. But I'd be fairly certain they dont refer to themselves in the 3rd person. That would be too out there. In that regard, it's nice to be so normal and grounded.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Bathroom renovations Grout in a squeeze bottle...... give that invention a prize
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Must be a relief to have the first one done and dusted. Good on you 👍 - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Teaching would be different in smallish groups but larger groups and speeches etc can be daunting. I had a traumatic experience at high school having to give a speech as a house captain. Froze. Avoided anything like it from that but then l was pushed into drag queening. Major stress How to get through? Apart from a few drinks, focus on someone as often as possible and imagine they are nude. Worked amazingly well depending on the person picked. Found it works exceptionally well when giving eulogies at funerals. I found it like a meditation, an out of body experience leaving the internal emotion behind. Finishing your delivery, refocus on the occasion and let the emotion bubble up and back to being human
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egr2please69
7 years ago
Great effort. There would be less chance than getting the Beatles back together than me doing what you have achieved today. You go girl 😁👍 - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Wasnt meant to make it sound that small groups isnt day ting, any activity where you are the main focus can be stressful. Well done Meander. I know how hard that was for you. X
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
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usrightnow_Again
7 years ago
Well Annie, been a while since I've popped in, love the new rug and lick of paint, you're a dab hand. As I notice you are providing some group Q&A's and chat, thought I'd mention something, at your pleasure of course. .. Meander, well done and congratulations. Hope it's continued well through the week. I know that when giving instruction to groups, usually of ten to fifty in number, knowing what I was talking about was crucial. And I'm confident you certainly would. Confidence is important too. An old friend saw me one day and was staggered that someone who couldn't even read aloud in class, could give individual and sub-group instructions and have them actually followed. .. When addressing larger groups, up to about a hundred people, I've tended to look into the middle distance, rather than focus on individuals, and view it to an extent, like a performance, which sometimes, it kind of was. Anyway, it allowed me to get through and things always went well. All this from someone who has trouble speaking to three or four people in an informal or social context. Best of luck for any future teaching or instruction. .. Mr. urn. .
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RHP User
7 years ago
Recently the pie has been leaving a bad aftertaste in my mouth, could it be that there was an issue with the last harvest? Anyhoo, this constant pain in my gut has gotten to me, so I'm out. I may be back, I may not. Love to you, and to those who treated me like they wanted to be treated. All the best to everyone. Mea x
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usrightnow_Again
7 years ago
Meander, You were one of the reasons we returned. Admiration, best wishes, thanks, Take care
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Quoting 'Wanderedoff' Recently the pie has been leaving a bad aftertaste in my mouth, could it be that there was an issue with the last harvest? Anyhoo, this constant pain in my gut has gotten to me, so I'm out. I may be back, I may not. Love to you, and to those who treated me like they wanted to be treated. All the best to everyone. Mea x Oh my, that bad pie really has had an effect. You look very paleCome in, take the couch, I'll get you a drink.I've taken a while to get you in, I needed to get some advice that was outside my ordinary field of expertise.I've just caught up with 2 of my aunties. Auntie Myrtle and Auntie Gertrude.Both long time pie makers and feature heavily in the CWA bakeoffs. Gert won 1st price in the Cootamundra fruit pie division a few years back. Both in their 90's and going strong although focusing on the nursing home circuit of lateI shared your problem with them about the current harvest and they knew straight away what was wrongThey seemed to think that you are focusing too much on the stone fruits for your filling. And at this time of year they are inevitably hard and tart. Combined with the overall problem of old tree stock as highlighted by the problems faced by SPCThey recommended going more for the apple based fillings as they keep better in the off season than the stone fruits of apricots, peaches and plums. Even the pears are borderline at this time of year. Myrtle said that "boiling the shit out of them" makes little difference. If they have to be utilised, they both suggested them as a compote on the side as a decorative addition but can be brushed aside and ignored if they are too bitter.Hope that helps with your pie addiction. I have to admit a couple of fruit pies ive had have lately left me a bit "runny " But cheer up they said, fruit season gets going shortly.Gees Mea, you must be sick you haven't touched you wine......Mea? Mea? Oh dear, I've lost my first patient.....
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RHP User
7 years ago
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RHP User
7 years ago
I am confused that the bible verse touched on here is about how we treat people not how they treat us. Because it is our behaviour we need to be keeping an eye on rather than trying to control how we believe others are supposed to behave? I've long gone by the idea that talking to people rather than about them was the way to go to get the best communication, but it seems I've been in error and talking to anyone but the person I am having trouble with is the way to go, judging by your words? Confused, PearL, please explain?... Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. A command based on words of Jesus in the Sermon on the Mount: “All things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them.” The Mosaic law contains a parallel commandment: “Whatever is hurtful to you, do not do to any other person.”
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Never quote the bible to me. People who use bible quotes to justify their position and get out of jail with a confession and a few hail Marys . And in this instance makes you very hypocritical.Instead of being treated like they like to be treated, a saying from Annie's Book of Life, 'Treat me like l treat others"That way you earn the respect, and are not demanding of it. If you do not delete this post, then l will no longer dwell on the issue and we put it to rest. People have asked why l have defended people in here.It relates to my childhood. I will share a story in a few days in this topicIt doesnt relate to you Peachy so as l said, lm putting this behind us.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Never quote the bible to me. People who use bible quotes to justify their position and get out of jail with a confession and a few hail Marys . And in this instance makes you very hypocritical.Instead of being treated like they like to be treated, a saying from Annie's Book of Life, 'Treat me like l treat others"That way you earn the respect, and are not demanding of it. If you do not delete this post, then l will no longer dwell on the issue and we put it to rest. People have asked why l have defended people in here.It relates to my childhood. I will share a story in a few days in this topicIt doesnt relate to you Peachy so as l said, lm putting this behind us. Annie, thanks for the reply, I think I'm just in the right mood for this moment in time. I agree that quoting the Bible is not the thing to do. My problem was that that I particularly disagree with twisting Bible Verses and that is why I added the verse I googled as a reference at the end of my post. It had nothing to do with you, only that you replied to quote with it in amongst your stone fruits sermon. I don't know about you, it has been a hard week for many, and me with a lot on my mind physically and mentally along with life's vagaries which have to be laughed at or give up. The apology this week would have affected you and a few other RHPers that I know of. Hugs. Peachy
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
We have had our moments over the years. Hoping you are ok but I'm sure you will be back soon. In the meantime, take care, look after you. X
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RHP User
7 years ago
A break that isn't literal is always good Annie. Getting past the idea that we all know by now that I can't resist the attraction of the place and am likely to be back sooner rather than later... Yes, thanks I have taken care to be around people who can appreciate my occasional angst as I can their's. It makes a difference when we know people care doesn't it? Thank you again, Peachy
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RHP User
7 years ago
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Occurred to me the difference between what us city folk listen to music wise and our country cousins listen to in the form of Country music. Don't get me wrong, l listen to country.....at times. I mean there are plenty of hot country singers, male and female. They seem a bit more Im touch with the basics than the city.But really is a great divide between the 2.I mean wtf happened there? Are we that big a difference between the country and city that we developed totally different styles. So much check shirts, boots and trucks. Of course the hats and the red jiffy cups
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RHP User
7 years ago
Very different down to the body language (according to Allan Pease) that country folk will offer to shake from further away than city folk. Peachy
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EarthQueen
7 years ago
Sadly Many of my city friends listen to country as well. At least half of them. I have to listen to them sing it when we do karaoke. I’m not sure what’s wrong with them?I was brought up with country and can still sing the words to obscure Slim Dusty songs. Some call it a talent, I say curse. Ask CT ? 😆
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RHP User
7 years ago
Twice now I've started seeing women who knew I'm a married man. I've made it clear from the outset I have no intention of leaving my wife and yet they have tried to get between my wife and myself.The first was quite devious and circumspect about it but It was clear (to me at least) that she was going to have a go at splitting between us, I broke it off and after copping some flak she still wants to get back with me. It's not going to happen.The second just came out with a demand that I leave my wife, I told her not to go there, she did and it's goodbye again. I won't be going back because she's made her intentions clear and has also previously revealed that side of her.I feel bad but don't think I could have done things differently. I always make it clear I'm in an open marriage and plan to stay married.So now Wifey's off to Boyfie's for NYE and mine is cancelled. That's no big deal as this old fart rarely makes it to midnight anyway.I might jump on the bike and go cruising on the bike, and hopefully not get run down by a drunk.
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boobsandbusted
7 years ago
mr mojo ,bit of wind therapy sounds perfect ,but yes beware of the idiots on the road more than usual at this time of year mr b
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Quoting 'MrMojoRisin' Twice now I've started seeing women who knew I'm a married man. I've made it clear from the outset I have no intention of leaving my wife and yet they have tried to get between my wife and myself.The first was quite devious and circumspect about it but It was clear (to me at least) that she was going to have a go at splitting between us, I broke it off and after copping some flak she still wants to get back with me. It's not going to happen.The second just came out with a demand that I leave my wife, I told her not to go there, she did and it's goodbye again. I won't be going back because she's made her intentions clear and has also previously revealed that side of her.I feel bad but don't think I could have done things differently. I always make it clear I'm in an open marriage and plan to stay married.So now Wifey's off to Boyfie's for NYE and mine is cancelled. That's no big deal as this old fart rarely makes it to midnight anyway.I might jump on the bike and go cruising on the bike, and hopefully not get run down by a drunk. Thanks for coming in. The last consult for the year?Take the couch and a glass of proseco to see out the old year. Your problem is an age old one. Supply and demand for quality goods. You should feel chuffed that these women think highly of you to want a full time relationship. Don't look at it that they may be desperate. Let's take the positive route.......Women are perhaps more likely to push for that end goal of traditional relationship but saying that, there are plenty of guys that do. Perhaps it from upbringing over the centuries in our society. Perhaps the human instinct to pair and have someone to look after them and ourselves .Anyway, you or l will never change that behaviour. Maybe modify your own so that you are less attractive. Dumb it down a tad? Or seek only married women. Run the risk of chaos when she declares she wants to leave her hubby for you and you leave your wife. That gets the adrenaline going....I've personally stopped seeking single women for similar reasons. I'm enjoying single life too much to be entrapped in a relationship. Good luck Mojo. May the new year bring happier tidings
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RHP User
7 years ago
Your observations are astute again, I get your point about being flattered but I still find it uncomfortable. They're two lovely ladies who are disappointed that I can't be what they want me to be.I would see only married women if I could, in fact Mrs Farmer is still a good friend, she works full time off the farm, has a jealous hubby and is bloody miles away but we are determined to get together this coming year. Said Hubby is likely to shoot himself, his wife, me or all concerned if he catches her out again. No risk, no fun eh?Additionally I now know just how good Ms Divorcee is, she makes no demands, respects my marriage and is happy to keep it at an FB level. I'll miss her when she finds a longer term partner.Oh dear this human condition and our sexuality really are a bit of a conundrum at times.Here's wishing the denizens of RHP a happy 2019
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AnnieWhichway
7 years ago
Some loose advice.... Said to my Male bestie, who has a string of bad relationships, "Stay away from women" as he has become busy on dating apps. He said it was the best 4 words someone has said to him.
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RHP User
7 years ago
Aren't you supposed to pander to my whims and give me the advice I want to hear? I know good advice when I hear it, I'm just not listening...
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
There ya go. Took some finding. Seems to be a Ask Auntie in West Australia when l googled this one. Knew l should have gone the franchise route....
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RHP User
6 years ago
I'm on a mental health care plan do you have a provider number?
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
You first.....credit card number, exp date and ccv. I'll take care of the rest.... What's your credit limit?
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RHP User
6 years ago
I was hoping to use the medicare card.
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Drink coaster for your glass of champagne so you don't mark my new polished wood table top.
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RHP User
6 years ago
I'm not so sure about sharing what was on my mind right now. Partly because of the atmosphere here and also because I think I know the situation well enough to sort it out myself. Actually we know, it's about Wifey's affairs...Thanks for dredging this thread, I'm surprised it doesn't get more traffic. There are a couple of people here who could well benefit from a session on your couch, separately of course!
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RHP User
6 years ago
Some of us see real life counsellors who tell us we are doing just fine and wonder why we give so much energy to a place where there is so little reward. Quite the opposite most of the time. I meant that apology I offered to you the other day though I tried to keep it on a similar level to your post where we really weren't talking about each other. 😂 Cheers Mojo
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RHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'MrMojoRisin'I'm on a mental health care plan do you have a provider number?10 visits per year.
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RHP User
6 years ago
I wasn't sure what you meant when you posted that in the first place because it was vague but I had a sense it followed on from something I'd said elsewhere. I hope you realise my post had no intent to judge whether anyone was on a mental health care plan but was simply a reflection of where I am at as I constantly reassure myself and hopefully give people a sense that I hope they'll understand. I keep seeing a post where 2 people stand on either side of a number on the ground that looks like a 6 to one of the people and a 9 to the other. The one I saw yesterday had a quote along the lines that just because one is right doesn't make the other one wrong. So I'd like it if we could have more direct conversations if you're ever up to that. I hope everything is OK in your world, Peachy, thanks for letting me post here Annie.
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RHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'dissolvedgirl' My lover moved away and I can't find anyone to take his spot. I want a single man over 6ft, preferably sporting stubble, tats and Converse. Must live in Sydney and be a non-smoker.Oh and he must love animals. And have dry sense of humour. And have good grammar, and like to cuddle and it would be great if he was bi too. Am I asking too much? Love, Searching in Sydney x Turns out she wasn't asking too much.
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RHP User
6 years ago
A belated congratulations and welcome now and I have to say, if you don't ask, you don't get! One of the universes laws so I hear. Peachy
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SassyLilLou
6 years ago
Quoting 'House_of_Fun' Quoting 'dissolvedgirl' My lover moved away and I can't find anyone to take his spot. I want a single man over 6ft, preferably sporting stubble, tats and Converse. Must live in Sydney and be a non-smoker.Oh and he must love animals. And have dry sense of humour. And have good grammar, and like to cuddle and it would be great if he was bi too. Am I asking too much? Love, Searching in Sydney x Turns out she wasn't asking too much. That I am making my first post in forever! Enough to give a girl hope 💚
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Quoting 'MrMojoRisin' I'm not so sure about sharing what was on my mind right now. Partly because of the atmosphere here and also because I think I know the situation well enough to sort it out myself. Actually we know, it's about Wifey's affairs...Thanks for dredging this thread, I'm surprised it doesn't get more traffic. There are a couple of people here who could well benefit from a session on your couch, separately of course! Perhaps l can offer you a glass of Bolly and we invite the said other 2 for a session in the Jelly pool for a bit of group therapy?
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Quoting 'House_of_Fun' Quoting 'dissolvedgirl' My lover moved away and I can't find anyone to take his spot. I want a single man over 6ft, preferably sporting stubble, tats and Converse. Must live in Sydney and be a non-smoker.Oh and he must love animals. And have dry sense of humour. And have good grammar, and like to cuddle and it would be great if he was bi too. Am I asking too much? Love, Searching in Sydney x Turns out she wasn't asking too much. Yes congratulations is certainly in order. Who said you can't find love on RHP?I must say when I saw your small thumb nail profile pic on my phone earlier, I thought I saw a baby between the two of you. Hastily put my glasses on and it was just your hands clenched together. Who knows, maybe it was my sixth sense making a future prediction However I do have serious concerns about Mr House of Fun. Please tell me he doesn't wear Converse.......It would appear of 39 pages of this topic, is has run full circle and now back on the ridiculous situation of the possibility of an adult wearing Converse runners
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RHP User
6 years ago
Mr H_of_F looks HOT in his Converse! x Mia 😍
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boobsandbusted
6 years ago
That’s awesome news house of fun ,so glad for you xx Mr b
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boobsandbusted
6 years ago
That’s awesome news house of fun ,so glad for you xx Mr b
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RHP User
6 years ago
10 years ago if you would have told me I would want suck a dick, I would told you you are insane. Yet here I am fantasizing about feeling the throb right before explosion. Initially I was only interested in oral, but after a massage where the masseuse expertly teased that entire area I am growing more curious about being topped. The confusing part is I am not attracted to the man in total, just the cock. Not quite sure how to reconcile this. I have had a couple of interludes with men and I quite enjoyed them.
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precious142
6 years ago
On the weekend, my housemate decided that we should try a new beverage - Strongbow Blossom Rose.So she purchased a 6pak and we gave it a test run.Well housemate wasnt fussed (nor was I frankly) on the taste of the Blossom Rose but we gave it a try.Last night before dinner I made an executive decision to rid the drinks fridge of said Blossoms, to make room for some Christmas Carlsburg, so I indulged in 2 Blossoms....All was fine until MsBrunnette called in un- announced (well she announced herself when she was at the front door). After a quick - HI how have you been - its been ages since - hasnt it been hot - type convo, housemate said to me - Did you tell MSBrunnette about.......??Well, MSB let out a squeal, well screamed NOOOO (actually).....so I had to go to refreshment stand for a bottle of Rose....cos this story was going to be worth a bottle.Anyways, long story short - Blossoms and Rose and then SSB.....Q - can you please tell MSB and housemate that that was way too much fun and excitement for a Tuesday night?? P
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RHP User
6 years ago
Is not into being talked about as if I'm not there, thought I made that clear enough already. 🍑
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RHP User
6 years ago
Considering your thread type and professed awareness. I'm disappointed, again I think I'll stick with my real life counsellor who talks with me and not about me due to the respect she feels and displays. 🍑 👎
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Quoting 'vlad_popoff' 10 years ago if you would have told me I would want suck a dick, I would told you you are insane. Yet here I am fantasizing about feeling the throb right before explosion. Initially I was only interested in oral, but after a massage where the masseuse expertly teased that entire area I am growing more curious about being topped. The confusing part is I am not attracted to the man in total, just the cock. Not quite sure how to reconcile this. I have had a couple of interludes with men and I quite enjoyed them. Therein lies your answer."You quite enjoyed them"Many of us are held hostage to the labels and any stigma that is attached to those labels.We therefore have concerns that we exhibit stereo type behaviour to match the labels and subject to the judgments that come with the whole scenario.Using the labels, you are not bi. Maybe hetro flexible, experimental, bi curious. There are many.But do you need a label?Are you afraid of being labelled?I adopted the label Gender fluid. It covers the spectrum that I feel. Some think I'm gay, some bi. But it doesn't worry me what people think. At least now that is. I am also not romantically attracted to men but I cannot exclude meeting the right guy that could change that.It took me a long time to arrive at what I am comfortable with and it may take you a little while.Times change and the your mind changes with the change of timesBehave the way that you want to behave and enjoy your journey.What ifs are hard to negotiate when you are on your death bed. There is a saying " fake it till you make it". These days, no reason to fake it, just suck cock because you want to, get fucked by a guy because you want to try it Good luck.Now a glass of Bolinger?Was keeping if for an occasion but looks like the jelly wrestling is off.....
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Quoting 'boobs_or_busted' That’s awesome news house of fun ,so glad for you xx Mr b Got your dick fixed, maybe we should work on fixing your finger pressing the button too much.....
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Quoting 'SingularPeachy' Considering your thread type and professed awareness. I'm disappointed, again I think I'll stick with my real life counsellor who talks with me and not about me due to the respect she feels and displays. 🍑 👎 As they say....Follow directions and if symptoms persist, consult your medical professional
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Quoting 'precious142' On the weekend, my housemate decided that we should try a new beverage - Strongbow Blossom Rose.So she purchased a 6pak and we gave it a test run.Well housemate wasnt fussed (nor was I frankly) on the taste of the Blossom Rose but we gave it a try.Last night before dinner I made an executive decision to rid the drinks fridge of said Blossoms, to make room for some Christmas Carlsburg, so I indulged in 2 Blossoms....All was fine until MsBrunnette called in un- announced (well she announced herself when she was at the front door). After a quick - HI how have you been - its been ages since - hasnt it been hot - type convo, housemate said to me - Did you tell MSBrunnette about.......??Well, MSB let out a squeal, well screamed NOOOO (actually).....so I had to go to refreshment stand for a bottle of Rose....cos this story was going to be worth a bottle.Anyways, long story short - Blossoms and Rose and then SSB.....Q - can you please tell MSB and housemate that that was way too much fun and excitement for a Tuesday night?? P We have all made poor decisions at the bottle department.Usually we can drink ourselves away from owning it, experience the key here.Still trying to work out what SSB might be but obviously a party starter of some description.In fact maybe its a party extender because going on your post, its still continuing.I think your other downfall was having Ms Brunette in your house, rarely a happy ending when you mix alcohol and Ms Brunette, so I hear...... Perhaps the opposite, always a happy ending....?Perhaps keep going, xmas is nearly hereMerry xmas anyways xx
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RHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway'Quoting 'SingularPeachy'Considering your thread type and professed awareness. I'm disappointed, again I think I'll stick with my real life counsellor who talks with me and not about me due to the respect she feels and displays. 🍑 👎 As they say....Follow directions and if symptoms persist, consult your medical professional Professional counsellor was first base. Symptoms, I didn't complain of any to you but did give an opinion. Directions? You'd have to have spoken to me right, rather than about me? I think you managed to skate over my genuine concern quite blithely, congratulations. We obviously have different perspectives of healthy communication. Peachy
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RHP User
6 years ago
I'm a bit upset today, and that's not asking anyone to fix it LOL, or to be psychoanalysed. I'm feeling too much for a friend and family I can't help. I'm trying my best in general and it never seems good enough, I'm not usually into dragging things on if I can get a sense of closure, but I question if I am looking for the wrong thing and trying in the wrong places. I'm not sure whether I'm going to be caught by the rock or the hard place. All my own shit, I know, before someone decides to point that out. So, today is not a good day for me as much as life does have it's positives that just don't seem enough to outweigh the depth of my feelings today. Cheers, Peachy, Hotel California prisoner stuck in the basement at the moment
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RHP User
6 years ago
There'd be more chance for the jelly wrestling if anyone would actually mention me when they're talking about me, I miss Itouch, she was appealing with her cheekiness. Not to everyone's taste of course but I think I preferred her in my face rather than the passive posts we see so much of. I don't drink coffee by the way, so no blaming that for my hyperactivity. Peachy
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
I've asked your posts to be deleted. Go get some help
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RHP User
6 years ago
I'm sorry I offered some genuine emotion and feeling in my posts, I honestly thought you might understand if I reached down and gave some emotion. I hope RHP recognises that in their review.
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MsSuperFoxy
6 years ago
You crack me up, girlfriend. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Hugs to you and your Housemate. Merry Christmas. Ms Foxy xxxx PS Please inform Ms Brunette Mt Tambourine mountain is just up the road from me. Place an order for home delivery.
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Seachange73
6 years ago
It's sweltering here in Melbourne. I decided to hit my local beach for a quick dip before getting dinner started. Well today, I've never seen so many budgie smugglers in one beach. 😱 So is there something in the air (or water)? Or a massive sale on budgie smugglers at Rebel sports? And most importantly, can I unsee what I saw? Help Yelp!😨
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luvsilver
6 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' He always blames his fat fingers for his typos - i am not so sure!!Mr Luvsilver Quoting 'boobs_or_busted' That’s awesome news house of fun ,so glad for you xx Mr b Got your dick fixed, maybe we should work on fixing your finger pressing the button too much.....
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boobsandbusted
6 years ago
Farkkkk off ,Annie ,lol,I’ve improved ,my fingers have lost weight and no more quadruple posts, And mr luv ,GO THE EARWIGS !,lol Mr b ,
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RHP User
6 years ago
Dearest Aunty.... I read today that the government department in charge of including everyone urges businesses to drop the context of Christmas from their Christmas parties.... My view and I’d love to hear yours, is that if people want to have a labelled party about Christmas then do it, same with Hanukkah and Ramadan ..... Anyone that doesn’t wish to participate can be as upset and outraged as they like while everyone else gets pissed and has a great time without their petty bullshit..... Merry Christmas .... Outraged at the outrage....
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