M47
Forget the bakery, sandpit and any other metaphor....
January 23 2015
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
the ditzy one, working the room. Getting a few touches on the arse........ Who's shout is it?
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RHP User
11 years ago
I hear 50zcool is shouting all the women drinks! :p
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RHP User
11 years ago
Im the vanilla ice cream. Love the forums and chat room, do the occasional ( but not naked ) tipsy cam dance, thank you Spicer for the tunes, and wind up Chance every chance I get......yes, its like a pub, same faces and a great social experience!
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RHP User
11 years ago
i cant remember but management banned me because i spewed on me date Then she went home she fucked me mate ..! got kicked out and climbed over the gate then i tripped over, swaring and cursing and fell on my face ! no shit i seen it its all there on tape !! Except for the last bit that i feel embarrassed red faced when i explained to me mates ! They just laughed and pointed at me i felt a bit ashamed. When i was fucked flat out on my face , my fucking cock little prick pissed all through my pants !! Saturated cold pissed and wet i tripped over again, this time i fell in a garden bed layered with spew piss broken glass, this is me for the night aint goin far, lights out the garden bed will be my home my fault yes dont ask, it haunts me and taunts me when i awoke suns up im lay'n in glass ! But thats nothin mate me pants there gone !! What the fuck theres a franger chockers up me ASS. Just a one squash thanks - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
11 years ago
I'm the odd one that doesn't really fit in and seems awkward
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm the one that loves the music and will be dancing away without a care in the world until some hottie decides he wants to join me in a little dirty dancing.... LOL LG
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RHP User
11 years ago
Im the one that bounces in, has too many jd's, loves everyone, decides i really can look cool dancing on the table,falls flat on my arse, has a laugh. And wonders the next day" how the hell did i get that massive bruise on my butt" must have been a good night at the pie pub.
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RHP User
11 years ago
that caustic buxom bar wench or the old soak down the end of the bar getting pissed and telling everyone to fuck off, then being thrown out
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RHP User
11 years ago
…I always rock up alone and put my coin down….no one seems to know who I am, but I'm nice enough, I seem to mix my drinks up a bit and I play a mean game of singles .
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RHP User
11 years ago
im the social one who likes to laugh when half shot - the class clown & the occa Aussie who loves to punch on with the boys .... Yet a true gentleman when in the company of my princess....& when not dearie me.. I just loves to chase sexy girls with sexy butts and nice smiles....and love the odd deep and meaningful amongst it all.... Good work SS brilliant topic...........
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RHP User
11 years ago
and generally people watching and observing others in the bar... and yes perving ( a little) over a scotch, bourbon or beer from the corner. Slightlly cautious but open enough to strike up a conversation and engage in some flirting with someone who takes my eye and or piques my curiosity.
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RHP User
11 years ago
slips my $2 on the pool table for the next round of strip pool... and wanders outside to the smoking area. We all know the funny buggers are outside.
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RHP User
11 years ago
The quiet wallflower,unless you bother to introduce yourself and come and have a chat..just a tonic water for me Sweet Peach.and don't forget the lime 😘xxFreya
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madotara69
11 years ago
The shy bloke sitting over in the quiet section away from all the riff raff, staring into Miss Freya's eyes in awe of her every word, while Tara is off kissing Funlover again no doubt. Mado Tara xx
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madotara69
11 years ago
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6exxy
11 years ago
The mysterious one. No one is sure about but friends with everyone. The quiet hunter that is patient, confident and more than he seems to be. Still waters that run deep but loves cheeky fun and to dance 💃
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RHP User
11 years ago
No probs, but you first.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just a low down lurking grey ghost keeping an eye out for the chance to move into big peoples circle, and wondering if I am really up for it, or if it's up for it as well.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Flitting from one person to the next seeing who offers the most to take me home.:)
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RHP User
11 years ago
If there is a band I'll be dancing if it's real good or have a table with a good view over the crowd if it's not danceable. If the band is crap I'll be playing pool.
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RHP User
11 years ago
true story, my dad owns the pub lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
You forgot the few men who get intoxicated on all the goodies on offer and get loud and belligerent, until they are eventually tossed out by management. (Welcome back BigO :-p) As for me: I'm the half naked stunner perched on a (very very) high bar stool in the corner, going "No, no, no, no, no, maybe, no, no, no, no, ehhh... no, no, no."All while sipping high-end Scotch, of course. 50z, I'll happily buy you a drink to loosen up that arse. Anyone have some change for the jukebox?
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm not sure which side of the bar I want to be on It's been a long time since I spent time in a pub, between working behind a bar and mis-spending my youth I've done my time there. There's a good perk of working behind the bar, it's not just the view of the cleavage but the inside word on where the good parties are after closing time. That and being the most sober person at the party...
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RHP User
11 years ago
You'll know who I am because Gazpacho or S on the loose will have my remote and there'll be a puddle on the floor.
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RHP User
11 years ago
...not sure if or where I fit. Obviously awkward and unfamiliar. Perched near an easy escape route. Sipping chilled bubbles, enthralled by new environment and the diversity of clientele.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I've been the barmaid and the pool player back when it used to cost 40c for a game, but if you knew the table, there was often a way to score that game for free. Winning and holding the table was of course the best way... . So, I've seen the Aussie drinking culture in all it's glory and avoided it for the past 20 years. It doesn't matter the quality of the booze a person is drinking or high they sit on their stools, a drunk is a drunk and never a pretty sight. . Think I'll be the odd one out and stick with the bakery. I'm pretty sure I won't see anyone hitting the bar staff over the back of the head with the butt end of a pool cue.
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Hottie1
11 years ago
At the bar with my partners in crime (yes ladies you know who you are). We'd be doing shots, dancing with each other ( seductively) and generally be the cock tease. I'd accidentally rub against Koolgrey and Ruby, on way way to the bar, I'd flirt with a few of you and I be watching the interaction between hubby and Meander, just because he loves high end spirits too. I know I'd had a good night if I left some of you with stiffies 😍 Mary xx
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MsJonesy
11 years ago
If I’m out with the lovelies from RHP there will be running amuck happening! There will be kisses, hugs and sly grasps of delicious bottoms. We will circle the room chatting to all and sundry; a light hearted banter here, a lengthy discourse with the quiet ones in the corner, some double entendre with the witty and wise, and back to the bar we go! Then out to join Ruby and the funny buggers outside (good name for a band don’t you think?) and start the whole thing again. It’s easy to find me – just listen for the loudest laughter in the room….no, not kidding about that either.
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RHP User
11 years ago
*Jumps off bar stool* Sooo... come here often?
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RHP User
11 years ago
You know I like haning out with the riff raff. Wanna double with me. We could make a fortune doing a lesbian act for these depraved sex maniacs
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Hottie1
11 years ago
Meander but I'd imagine you'd make anything work. Mary xx
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madotara69
11 years ago
Jumps EB
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'RubenesqueRed' true story, my dad owns the pub lol - Posted from rhpmobile Drinks are on you seeing as ur dad owns the pub, lol.I'll 'ave arf! Wish we were all at the pub together, would be great. I'm currently enjoying a bourbon as I relax but also fancy a sparkling burgundy this evening. Here's looking at you, kids! Sending hugs to you all.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Excellent analogy, hit the nail on the head with this one. I guess I'm a bit of a "lurker", walks in says hello to a few ppl, has a couple of drinks, then my GSOH comes out, tell a few jokes, love a laugh and a chat. Only comments on things I know about, but loves a debate. Rarely picks up a lady as they don't get my SOH, but has a great nite, never causes trouble and wanders off home when I've had my "fill". It all sounds a bit like Ted Dansen's "Cheers". So Cheers. P.L.
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Paradisepair
11 years ago
And cock tails...
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
Not really sure where I fit in, probably the one grabbing Annie's bum, but I'm pretty sure EB will be over soon and I'll make my move then....💋
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Chaucer
11 years ago
Definitely the Lurker in the corner, sipping a scotch & soda, a little wave at the chatty girls when they recognise that I've snuck in, and maybe a chat with Freya when she's not surrounded by those that seek her wisdom.
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RHP User
11 years ago
next rounds on me! Pub crawl anyone? My brother owns one up the road :D - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
The sultry blonde looking at all the guys arses..
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RHP User
11 years ago
Love:)
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would enjoy flirting with the hot regulars in the pub and probably make a slight fool of myself with some crazy antics. Also have a habit of making a move on the hottest female in the bar.....so look out 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Will be quiet until she has had a few then will be dragging every one up for a dance Mr girlguyhavingfun will be sitting at the bar having a few quiet drinks waiting to see who mrs girlguyhavingfun can pick up - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Am dancing on a table now.
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Forus1234
11 years ago
We'd be the ones, if the band was good, on the dance floor we are! Otherwise we are usually playing the do you think they are swingers game, having a perve! We also tend to chat to anyone that is up for a conversation along the way & if they make us laugh (like the Irish guys), we buy them a drink!
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RHP User
11 years ago
its a big enough table for two people to dance on
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RHP User
11 years ago
Youse are all fuckin bewdifull I'm gunna shout youz all ! "Bar lady body, pour the ladies a glass of bubbles " "And I'll have another Mount the Gay thanks" Woohoo !
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Hottie1
11 years ago
My favorite, wet pussies. I get into a lot of trouble when I drink those 😈 Mary xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm the one that always arrives just a little bit late :) I'll always start of with a vodka, lime & soda, but will move on to scotch and rocks as the evening progresses. A lot of the time I hang around listening to the regulars who have been coming here a lot longer than I have. They're witty, smart, insightful and often make me laugh. I always learn something from them. Sometimes I hand out advice based on my own experiences, sometimes a topic will fire me up and then I don't stop talking. And sometimes I just want to talk about sex and perv on all the sexy, sexy butts passing by ;) If the music is good, I'll be on the dance floor with L_G and 50z... and there I'll stay for as long as the music stays good. I have picked up some great new stuff through the music related topics. Often you'll find me outside with the smokers, Ruby and the other funny buggers. And sometimes I'm just too tired to interact at all, so I go home and dream about sipping on a cabana boy :) Much love,Elle xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'RubenesqueRed' next rounds on me! Pub crawl anyone? My brother owns one up the road :D - Posted from rhpmobile I hope they have interesting beers on tap.I'm looking for a twerking coach so I can get LVR's attention
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Lovinit28andKC72
11 years ago
Over ice for me thanks 50z..... Or American honey on ice.....💋
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Bourbon, please 50z. Oh and 50z, any chance of you paying for a room for us upstairs tonight? Bit tired of being bent over the empty beerbarrels behind the bottleshop......Im worth it.......
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RHP User
11 years ago
As long as they are pink bubbles...........Annie, you can share my room, I wont bend you over (too often)
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RHP User
11 years ago
…I can still see straight and am basking in the confidence of having won the last 3 games. Now I'm playingRuby….did Mary just pinch my arse?….and I'm 4 balls up on her. Yeah…I'm on a roll. But she seemed pretty goodat the start, maybe she's letting me win. What's her game? Hmmmm….. And what's going on over there…is that Meander dancing on the table? She's still wearing her heels…and she'ssloshed! This is gonna be funny….
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Well sneak up later, after 50z runs out of money
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RHP User
11 years ago
in a nice comfy corner, and people come past to have a great conversation with me, I can talk about just anything, except sport. I watch the men and women's behavior to each other in this ever evolving game of sexual dance, like a beautiful loving spider, yes I am hungry but I don't eat my mate after sex, and waiting for the one who is my kindred spirit to sit beside me and whispers in my ear, naturally...................after a bit of conversation and banter.....You know L why don't we fuck? And when I like him as I said why Not. I will grin my beautiful grin....oh I show my teeth, not in an aggressive way, I show my teeth and my giggles get louder. Yes why NOT, you sexy specimen of a male, why NOT.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I see you sitting in the corner, well some of the time there's too many men around you...if the crowd thins a bit I'll come over and talk.Don't let me talk about beer or German beer you'll never shut me up...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'EuropianBliss' Love:) Love love the new pic EBliss. What an awesome dress.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I drink Schnaps please.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'EuropianBliss' Love:) Love love the new pic EBliss. What an awesome dress. And ended up partying all night with 2 bi guys again.:)
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RHP User
11 years ago
A regular, enjoy catching up with old friends and meeting new ones. Usually, sitting in the beer garden, enjoying the weather and the scenery, people watching and happy to join in with any fun.More than likely, with a bottle of red wine on my table, one glass for me, and one for anybody who wished to join me...
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RHP User
11 years ago
The way things are going I'm going to end up with a room bill a monster drinks tab, and a hangover with a condom hangin' out my arse ! Had worse nights ! Xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
...twas me who pinched you on the arse. Mary fondled your cue stick. It is strip pool and I need all the distractions I can get. Now stop perving on Meander...its your shot.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Keep perving on Meander .....and I can sneak in a couple of trick shots.
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RHP User
11 years ago
flitting from room to room, scoping out who is who, chatting to everyone having a few shots and lots of laughs Shaz
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RHP User
11 years ago
Let me shout you a beer,Sweet Peaches has a special brew all for you 😘xxFreya
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Cheekyarses
11 years ago
This topic is awesome - love it stir sir... Mrs Cheeky the social butterfly who loves to dance & flirt and chat about anything n everything while sipping on a vodka lime & soda. Mr Cheeky the flirt stealing a pinch on a bum, a kiss on the cheek n spinning a beautiful girl on the dance floor!! So need to do this with my Rhp companions x
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Tabs finished and so is it's owner 50z. Go upstairs now or some slow dancing first........
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RHP User
11 years ago
Cheers
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Zsuza69
11 years ago
we are sitting in the corner eyeing up who's around people watching mrs Z is sipping on some cognac (must have a hole in the glass cause it seems to disappear) mr is on jd Mmmm after s couple of drinks walk over to juke box and crank it up putting on some wicked tunes before ordering tequila slammers for those you want it. Some flirting for mr a lot of flirting for mrs. Some stolen kisses some not so stolen but given eagerly. By dawn the party is just starting (in the bedroom) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ive always liked a cheek to cheek tango..........
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RHP User
11 years ago
…Mary wasn't just playing with my pool cue, she was chalking the tip! Mmmmmm…..that's it Mary, plenty of chalk on there.. Sorry! Was it my shot...?
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RHP User
11 years ago
I've decided to make a very special brew loaded with hops, especially loaded with extra hops.So wait for it coming soon to this bar TWISTED an extra special bitter beer, bitter enough to startle all of Yorkshire
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RHP User
11 years ago
squeeze in ... plenty of room on the dance floor... LG
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RHP User
11 years ago
Appears I have arrived late and missed half the fun. Never mind, orders a cold beer and sits on bar stool and surveys the scene. Hears someone order a "Wet Pussy", asks bar person "what the hell is one of those, and what is the recipe, as have not had one in ages and can't remember how it is made, does it have pink bubbles in it" ?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Been a hot day, finished beer and decides to have another. Spies pool table in far corner, haven't had a game in awhile, thinks should check it out, make sure they are not too good, however, notices gorgeous lady dressed in an Aussie flag dancing on a table nearby, looks like she has plenty of admirers but decides to stay awhile in case she falls off table and needs catching. Appears all under control so checks out pool table. Appears a bit of skulduggery going on here and unlikely I will get a game soon. Orders another beer and goes out to the beer garden for some fresh air.
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Hottie1
11 years ago
I like to share, so my beautiful friend Shazza (cumplaytime) is helping with your cue, paying very special attention to the tip. Shazza and I (our other girlfriend in crime is lurking somewhere, donna where are you?) and we've had a few to many wet pussies :) oops, you just missed the ball, but we didn't 😎 Mary xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Keep up the good work.....With koolgrey distracted, I may just win this game with most of my clothes on.....woohoo
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RHP User
11 years ago
...damn! Missed that shot! I'm losing my edge. Where did all these hot women come from....and why are they looking at me like that? Rubys grinning like a predatory cat and I suddenly feel like the main course at a meal...and the diners are hungry! Meh....whatever. My shot? Now where's that chalk? Ah, there it is...balanced in Marys cleavage. Oh well, better dive in headfirst and retrieve it. : )
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RHP User
11 years ago
...shifty looking biker or two enjoying the band and trying to hustle on the pool table while checking out all the cute ladies and having a dance or two and sippin on a Jack and dry and hoping to entice one of the afore mentioned cuties to warm the pillion seat on the ride home...So I guess I'll put my hand up.
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RHP User
11 years ago
my shout?? I'd rather moan 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Plain280
11 years ago
A wall flower in pain forgot the recovering alcoholic in turmoil, sorry sir stir.A perving wallflower then.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm moving around from group to group, offering up one liners and words of wisdom. Ok, mainly one liners, keeping my eye on sexiest ladies to see which one has had too many. Then, in a gentlemanly fashion, offering to help them home before having to much so they can do something that they'll regret later.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71' I'm moving around from group to group, offering up one liners and words of wisdom. Ok, mainly one liners, keeping my eye on sexiest ladies to see which one has had too many. Then, in a gentlemanly fashion, offering to help them home before having to much so they can do something that they'll regret later. :)
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MissBishere
11 years ago
doling out kisses funlover
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RHP User
11 years ago
I got a feeling I might regret it if it was you I picked up. At least my butt might.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71' I got a feeling I might regret it if it was you I picked up. At least my butt might. I can suck cock pretty good as well.(That is while Meeks is fucking ya butt):P
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RHP User
11 years ago
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RHP User
11 years ago
I love revisiting old 'regular' pubs where I've had good times, so it's pretty hard for me to walk past this pub. Sometimes I wonder why they don't replace the carpet, but then I realise I like a familiar place and the characters, new and old, that make it up. I will avoid the tap beer from major breweries because I have actual working taste buds. I'm usually taking the piss out of either myself or someone nearby. Not everyone will laugh at my jokes, but that's ok because that's my filter. If we share a similar sense of humour I know we should have a few more drinks together because it'll become a session with plenty more laughs. If we don't, I doubt we'll click, so let's just move on and find someone on our wavelength..Cheers. Good thread.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Active on the forums for last couple of months, so I'd like to think I'm a newbie on my way to being one of the loony clowns and part of the furniture lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
Loving this thread! Most probably say hello and politely decline drinks because I drove from work, then maybe have 2 shots of Chivas and have my partner finish the second shot. Worry for 3 hours and have tonnes of mineral water while pretending to be socially comfortable while mentally calculating my blood alcohol content from the one and a half shots of whiskey... Only to be even more paranoid when I do leave to get home. Sits down and google QLD traffic laws while putting on a cool fascade so I don't get nagged at.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Was that you that walked in dressed down and all dirty and eyes, omg Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Pushes bar stool aside. Mees will stand my bum has too many welts to sit.
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RHP User
11 years ago
There's a brewer in the house...what can I brew for you?
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RHP User
11 years ago
and doing body shots between sets. Tequila anyone?
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RHP User
11 years ago
who am I to say no??? I trickle the tequila along your stomach and just lick 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
oooooo tickles
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RHP User
11 years ago
all we need now is the lemon and salt 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
A round of lick sip and sucking, you party animal stir
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RHP User
11 years ago
...and to confirm if you're licking Mr or Mrs rocknminx! lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
you know what licking, sipping, and sucking leads to eh?? 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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