M47
Forget the bakery, sandpit and any other metaphor....
January 23 2015
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'll surprise you 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Wunfa' and generally people watching and observing others in the bar... and yes perving ( a little) over a scotch, bourbon or beer from the corner. Slightlly cautious but open enough to strike up a conversation and engage in some flirting with someone who takes my eye and or piques my curiosity. piques
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madotara69
11 years ago
sir stir, lick sip and suck the night away, you can wear a party hat and everything with all the bells and whistles. Party animal.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Let me entice you back to my corner while Tara is kissing Mr.Fun...let me whisper in your ear 😘xxFreya
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madotara69
11 years ago
Wear my party hat Miss Freya
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RHP User
11 years ago
With the bat ears Mado...ok then 😉xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
and fallen on my butt on the floor. Anyone care to help a lady to her feet?
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RHP User
11 years ago
is passing the salt
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'rocknminx' is passing the salt Or SeaSalt, or that fancy PinkSalt...?
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RHP User
11 years ago
he can sprinkle it...I'll squeeze and lick it 😍 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
*picks Paintme up off the floor and makes sure the boobs are in fine working order liiiiiiiiick* Mmmmm May need more tests....go to my room 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Hottie1
11 years ago
Come on, help me walk towards rocknminx, I've been eyeing them of for a while 😍 Let's go flirt with them. Bartender, some slippery nipples and wet pussies for my friends here 😘 Mary xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'PaintMeHappy' and fallen on my butt on the floor. Anyone care to help a lady to her feet? From the floor. Inserts anal hook and suspends here close to her toppled chair so she may carry on with out fear of another embarresing mishap.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'll meet you in your room Stir when I work out how to get the fuck down. But Moët tastes better up here. Must be the altitude. Thanks EB! 😘 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
taking up all challengers....step up, step up...no more shots for me Mary and Donna
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RHP User
11 years ago
Moving from the bar to the pool table then the jutebox and back again. When the season is right venturing into the jungle of the dancefloor. Avoiding the dangers of the lurker desert. Maybe chase a unicorn out the back door or find a cougar who has strayed from her pack. Unless I could be Batman then I would sit ontop of the the cupboard in the corner with my handle waiting for the ladies doing shots to stumble onto the dance floor and proceed to fall on their arses 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Hottie1
11 years ago
Shazza the party has really just begun 😍 xx Mary xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think EB booby trapped it 😂😂😂😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
...your right, that rocknminx is a bit of a cutie. Prop me up and let's mingle. Hmmmmm... So's that PaintMeBabe....her boobs are exploding out of that top!! My god woman!!! Mary...grab Shazza and let's make introductions!
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
*walks up the stairs totally fucked, messed up hair and bow legged* Fuck that was gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! Does anyone else know about that secret red room of pain?? Downstairs at the end of the cellar, to the left with the big wooden door?? I've been down there having a work out. Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
While Freya and Mado are playing with their hats, would you like to join me in the alley for a private ...ummm.....chat?
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madotara69
11 years ago
That is a bit forward, how about we go back to our room and the three of us, ummmm.. fuck. Ok I wrote it Fun, Tara is rousing at you from the lounge. Nice try at getting her too post, 10 points.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Sometimes I am the one with my tits out, telling stories and doing stupid shit. Other times I am demure and quiet and watch other drunken morons,lol.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think you drank too many nipples,there is no red room in the pub,I think you must have wandered into the S and M club ,Madame Bones,next door 😳xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
Does this mean I'm in for a spanking from Tara?
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madotara69
11 years ago
She "would love too spank you silly! Fun hmmmm Lover "(orgasmic'ly) You should ring some time and hear the way she says these things about you, hard too type it with the same sexual frustrations.
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
There is a red room Madam Freya...Go down yourself and have a look.plenty of paddles down there. :Fun just mentioned a spanking...maybe Tara is already down there??? Foxy
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madotara69
11 years ago
Don't go spreading that one about Foxy, Tara is a married woman
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RHP User
11 years ago
This pub of yours is a fantastic place to be, lot's of fun and sexy people, but we need more entertainment! Do we have any other performers in the house?
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RHP User
11 years ago
the scared little weird guys are over that way 😝 Or... There's me 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I don't know about performers but there are plenty of clowns. But maybe some of the lurkers would like to join us at the bar for a chat.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would be one of my two modes when out on the town. Firstly the big game hunter watching the room for my yum yum yummy prize catch then stalking him till I can get his attention. Lmao. Or id be sitting at the bar chatting to the bar man till raedy to dance the night away. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'll be starting games of spin the bottle and never-have-I-ever in the corner then ducking out when it gets too hot to cool off on the dance floor.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Is that you Tara bending over the pool table trying to make that hard shot ? just make sure you keep one foot on the ground. Appears the cue (pun intended) is too long here, so unlikely to get a game, decides to go to the bar for a chat with the regulars. Barman.... give me a Martini please, shaken, not sir stirred. Fun, you look exactly the same as last time I saw you. Foxy, better sit down here for a bit, take the weight of those weakened legs, and chat for awhile, buy you a drink, what would you like ?
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madotara69
11 years ago
Keeps dropping the darts, ladies rules, intentional distractions, damn right puns intended, flirty liqueur, bulls eyes winking, oh what a delightful game!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
That's because I'm a timeless beauty.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Keeps dropping the darts, ladies rules, intentional distractions, damn right puns intended, flirty liqueur, bulls eyes winking, oh what a delightful game!! That's just a seriously dangerous thing to do in front of guys throwing darts, Jeez, they could go anywhere
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madotara69
11 years ago
Stir, you look like a porn star .
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RHP User
11 years ago
studio 69 baby!!! All the way!!! 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
11 years ago
If that skirt was any shorter there would be no point trying to look up it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' If that skirt was any shorter there would be no point trying to look up it. My rainbow skirt.I have to wear undies with that one :P
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madotara69
11 years ago
A game of darts EB, ladies rules ?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' A game of darts EB, ladies rules ? Paint a bulls eye on that, and can we play with darts with suction cups on (would not want her jumping through the roof)
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Quoting 'madotara69' A game of darts EB, ladies rules ? Paint a bulls eye on that, and can we play with darts with suction cups on (would not want her jumping through the roof) and throw the darts to the shit house, I say
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RHP User
11 years ago
doing some truly awesome impersonations of Ritchie Benaud, especially if I catch the odd random blow job in full flight.... A quick tap on their shoulder with Ritchies voice saying "as xyz faces a couple of balls from abc's members end, it clearly shows that their recent success in the World Cup has truly paid orf...her potential for big things coming her way a reflection of this for season 2014/2015...and for more detail we'll cross now to the centre where Tony is waiting to start sticking his fucking keys in a few cracks, and Ian will be covering the toss...." 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Geeez, come in for a drink on my birthday and the place is deserted. Ah well. Barkeep, give me a beer please.
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RHP User
11 years ago
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RHP User
11 years ago
you can have one favour from me for your birthday, name it ;)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'ralf74' you can have one favour from me for your birthday, name it ;) Get a lovely offer after the fact (Birthday was yesterday :-(. Geez, nearly forgot where I was (Damned old age, losing my memory Haha). Maybe you could help me find or show me around the little red room Thanks Ralf
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just let me buy you a drink and say Cheers, another year, another day older
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm the one with a bunch of friends talking, drinking, playing pool until someone makes me laugh out loud (it's loud & unique) everyone around that area stops & stares at me. Then depending on how much I've had to drink I either hide behind someone or start a conversation with everyone that is looking at me.
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IamMrSilly
11 years ago
Who has wandered in early from work wearing my suit and tie. Settled in the corner with a scotch on ice (Peaches, only two pieces of ice please, Chivas of course) and scanning the room for the friends who will be here soon. Wow there are so many hotties here, if only I could break the ice with one of them. Ah! here they are, now that my friends are here I can lose myself in conversation with them. And then it will be the security that is asking us to leave at closing time as we have talked the night away. PS: Sir Stir, I hereby nominate this forum thread for "Thread of the Year" I have enjoyed reading everyone's replies it made my night.
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RHP User
11 years ago
that's a big call....it's early days yet - Posted from rhpmobile
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