RHP

RHP User

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Never trust a man who says...

August 22 2013

... Trust me. ... I don't normally do this. ... It makes your butt look tiny. Go!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    )Neva trust a man who. Flools them self when they look I in the eyes n delibretly lie not once not twice but very single day over now over about the exatsame thing u think after a yr he cud at lest trick himself. Into fessing. Up. The truth n beleving it too lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That tells you I'm not chatting/seeing anyone else

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    jeez! i'd be afraid to open my mouth meeting some of these women !   unless i'm ready to put it to good use of course, which I always am   but then again....maybe nobody believes me now...!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You've totally put me off now... Hehe Never trust a man who says "hold my beer love"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'HoldMyBeer' jeez! i'd be afraid to open my mouth meeting some of these women ! unless i'm ready to put it to good use of course, which I always am but then again....maybe nobody believes me now...! you never know what some of these gals will put in it!! Never trust a guy who tells you the condom he's pulling from his wallet was newly put there. He's probably had it there since his 1988 school formal............note to self, buy a new wallet and replace 25 year old condom stuck in old wallet.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I've heard all of the ones yous have mentioned so far plus a few more whoppers with the lot .. & that was from just one ex playmate .. lol . Id just let him go .. for my own self amusement .. *inserts evil laugh here* :p :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I feel so mean right now aha :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Lol .. always a good one coming off a large majority of guys on this site . Meh but to be expected really . Temptation & the proverbial "having your cake & eating it" gets a bit too much for some lol .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm sure lots of women on here do that also though it's like "no seriously .. i talk to no one else on here but you or don't plan on hooking up with no one else but you" .. then they're like thinking aw .. what's one slice of cake .. or two or three .. greedy fkrs lol .

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