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OMG...Im on HEAT and its all your fault!!
March 20 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Wow thank you myname ..mwah..I'd have to say more so now...hehehe..some of my norty thoughts i only share with someone i chat tothis old duck has to keep some mystery...*giggles*...yet happy to share the cleaned up thoughts...lolBut i'm sure it will all spill out some point once i stop blushing...hahahahaxoxoxmumma
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RHP User
16 years ago
Goodness Me...Mumma...if you're an old duck...what am I? An old boiler?....LOL... Seriously wanted to even up the scales and pay homage to the awesome and libido inspiring ppl around the ooze pond! Possibilities I'd not previously given any cred...are now on my RHP inspired 'must do b4 my bits cant take it' list Like you, Im not about to post any of these items..ur right we gotta leave something to keep em guessing...lol C'ept for: 1. Domm'ing it up for some MM action (with urs truely there to soak up some of the fuuuun) 2. Road testing a few 'Na, I just couldnt go there' meaty bites Thats as brave as I get for now...hehe
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16 years ago
yes you are right there sometimes on the forums i think....OMG im hot and im off to bed loleverybody knows baddog and jose do it to me everytime yummmmm those two are hothothotand god i see what you mean about random that is one yummy fella and nomad wowbut the girls do it too and brightstar those lips you just want too kiss them and miss saturns new pic wow ladies you could turn me lolofcourse we cant forget you myname thats one HOT new pic you have up therebut ofcourse i cant go past the best of Earl and Jean both of them are wonderfuland sometimes they make me blush...which most of the time is a hard thing to do hahahhawell thats just off the top of my head lol im sure ill add to it again roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Bloody batteries have died again.....got any spares Myname?? lol YES...I blame RHP for an insatiable libido!! In particular that Random guy today...and his "oral" musings. Damn him! There are others, but I feel like finger pointing at him today;P There is an orgy going on in my head Myname...Ohh what to do, what to do..... Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Myname is certainly on my lips..at the mention of domm'ing i could go for that right now..*.slapping my hand with whip*...i need to express myself...hahahaxoxoxmumma
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RHP User
16 years ago
i think us girls need a road trip of our ownsomething to put the boys to shame hehetest out some hot fella's out and report backroxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff'i think us girls need a road trip of our ownsomething to put the boys to shame hehetest out some hot fella's out and report backroxxy xxx How good would that be!!!! Can we go in a Winnebago? Although given my driving skills of late (*smash bang*), it would better if someone else could drive lol Better start drawing up that HOT list....yum yum Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
i think i'm in the wrong thread...excuse me...jose...*tiptoes out*
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RHP User
16 years ago
Can i come to, can read a map....lol and chaperone....like you girls need one.....lmaoCheers Nev
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16 years ago
seeing as you girls are gunna be roadtesting some of the talent, purely for research purposes of course, i could take notes. one question though, how do i write oh fuck oh fuck ....gooddd, don't stop now, harder faster, pump me babe in shorthand ?Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
im good at reading roadmaps can i come too?dont trust those gps things theyll just confuse you .sounds like fun!!!lol
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16 years ago
sinbin, camera and ironing board packed an readyahahahahahahhhhahaEarl, always prepared.
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16 years ago
Woo Hoo!!! I knew you lovely ladies would pick up the ball and run with it!! Or should that be ballzzzzz?....lerve those pluralisms!! Ok, wild women....a road tour like no other sounds an ideal method of putting some of our more vocal boyz to the test....reckon we may have to kick a few tyres along the way...but hey...thats half the fun The other half is conducting the sexual autopsy as we travel to the next village of the not-so damned! Throw away your batteries Onebright! And no, you won't be in the drivers seat...not until we release that power keg you have building b'tween ya thighs...lol I nominate Roxxy as driver...someone has to be responsible and God knows I'm not at the mo...(grr@ nomad and Random!) I don't think its a good idea to let a set of bulging ovaries determine our destiny! Nev....documenting our 'oh God' moments....and ooo...lookeee here! Some fresh meat has joined the ranks....Nat..our real live GPS!! Where to start??....NSW, WA, VIC? (Mz Saturn, can you give us some pointers please??!) My Hit list for the banger sisters....(so far) 1. Earl....man..he is gunna go OFF...I bags first dibs..lol 2. Mikle...taking the scenic 'route' 3. Jose...Roxxy, you take his beautiful face, Onebright...a little lower and I'll just wait my turn... 4. Nomad and Random (now theres a MM Mcvalue Combo meal!) Mumma and Me doin the Domme thing...OH GOD YES!! Oh brother...can you feel that?? Sexual tension mounting!! We so gotta do this soon, cos,at this rate, Im making furniture humping into an olympic event!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
i number 1. let me know what breed of bus you taking so i canorganise spares. Mickle's joint's a fair hike from here.ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaEarl
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16 years ago
See? Patience is a virtue....just lock up ya doggy b4 the roadshow hits town...lol
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2'i number 1. let me know what breed of bus you taking so i canorganise spares. Mickle's joint's a fair hike from here.ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaaEarl Here's our "bus" requirements for starters: * air con * power steering * FULL bathroom facilities with lights above the mirror * BIG wardrobe space and shoe rack * Built in toy box * surround sound stereo system * latex matresses * chef ...thanks soooo much Earl. The girls might have other things to add ;P Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
seeing i have to get on that plane to melbourne....il just start at jose's and meet you girls there hehehethen look out Earl the winnebago is on its wayhey why am i driving dont make me be the responsible one....i think one of the blokes should drive hehe always wanted to suck a cock while a fella was driving a big rig hehehedont think you'll need short hand nev....just bring a camera more fun hehegod can i have first dibs on nomad...oh no random i want dibs on random first...no no wait i want Earl first can i go first please ladies no hang on can we visit baddog he likes the whole domm thing oh yummmmm so many men im off to the bedroom il come back to this later heheroxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Here I was putting the cart before the horse...what was I thinking??! (we all know the answer to that..lol) Our mode of transport! Ooo yes...latex mattress, good thinking oh bright one! Um, do we need a condom dispenser? Or can Nev hand em out whilst recording? Maybe Nat can double as our dispenser cum GPS cum driver? Tho lips off Roxxy, been there done that....got my head caught under the steering wheel, panicked..bit down hard...still having counselling...him that is not me.. Whatcha reckon Earl? Is there a mode of transport in operation that meets our specifications or are we looking at a modified winnethingmebob? I so got me an itch thats twitching....how you girls going??
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RHP User
16 years ago
you guys sound like ya need a semi,ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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16 years ago
i say we start in WA with Earl and work our way across....apart from me my melbourne stopover will start with jose heheheso WA then SA then VIC, ACT, NSW then QLD and NT....no use coming to tassie theres nothing here lollatex matresses is a very good idea.....ear plugs too maybe lolwhoohooroxxy xxxim waiting from a coment from jean will it come haha
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' you guys sound like ya need a semi,ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarlhehe good idea Earl...that way we can block a bit off and just have someone tied up back there for when we are on the road and get bored lol im sooo naughty roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
A winebago just aint gunna cut it, i was thinking more along the lines of a custom decked out pantech, something along the lines of a v8 supecar transporter, with a few special mods! cheers Nev.....toot toot on the air horns....could that be the mating call of the Rhp fillies!
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16 years ago
Quoting 'NevandKj' A winebago just aint gunna cut it, i was thinking more along the lines of a custom decked out pantech, something along the lines of a v8 supecar transporter, with a few special mods! cheers Nev.....toot toot on the air horns....could that be the mating call of the Rhp fillies! LOL...Nev, not sure why you're laughin it up mate..you do realize you're our first gang bang victim...you know...the one Roxxy let slip that we're keeping tied up out back?...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Think my goose is cooked now! Me and my big mouth....just knew it would get me into trouble someday!Cheers Nev
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16 years ago
You ladies will need a waiter ...as you'll need plenty of rest whilst on the road. Did silver service training years ago and can also cook, military trained but ask around we are good chefs ladies. Can also turn my hamd to being a soundman to assist Nev..lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
So now you have pre-booked your meals for the trip, how are you going to get here? Also you have to buy me dinner if I'm gonna service a whole truckload of over-oestrogenated oxytocin-addicted cock-mad cougars. I need all the energy I can get! I have power and water for yer truckle thingy. Also some spermicidal lube. Random
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RHP User
16 years ago
Don't worry Nev, I'll make sure MzJ keeps you intact...speaking of OH&S, if your going to be recording the "oh fuck me harder baby HARDER HARDER HARDER....aaahhhhhhh" you may need ear plugs...your choice, but as the safety officer I can't guarantee your ear drums will be the same on return (or anything else for that matter lol) Now_or_never, can't go past your offer to delight our taste buds with your finest cuisine!! Having eaten in a few Officers Mess in my time, I can honestly say that my taste buds were truly tantalised...*ahem*...before and after dinner ;P Random, Random, Random. You do realise you form part of the root cause of this road trip, yes? So suck it up baby and be prepared to get what your words have sown...or should that read, be prepared to demonstrate your little "trick" over and over and over..... Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Phew! That was a mouthful and a half...which reminds me...will the Banga sista's employ a criteria to our potential bangs? Ergo: minimum four inch tongue? toilet roll width dong? Just curious cos that being the case, there may be a few more to add to the hit list...hehe Oh and now_or_never, Nev & Nat as part of the crew you must be correctly attired to reflect your status. Im thinkin Jock-straps thats it...oh..ok and maybe a Banga sista's on tour t-shirt for the cooler nights....I'll have a chat to niceguy & see if he can supply the special edition T's. Random...all you need is your tongue...to walk the talk!! Hey RHP moderator...hows about throwing some funding our way? We gotta eat sometime ya know!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I can't fuck a toilet roll... I tried, but I couldn't get it in there. My ass is just too tight. Please I have a weak tongue, it can only take so much. Someone's going to have to take on the pogo stick cos I can barely eat an icecream and I won't be able to lick anything for more than 30 seconds. I'm all type. Random
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RHP User
16 years ago
Or as they say in the classics...tough titties mz kitty.... Your literary expose on the art of oral is a done deal! However, perhaps you can find a stunt double amongst your fellow ooze pond colleagues?? Always here to help Anna xxx
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16 years ago
i say randoM is the one thats tied up in the back...so then we can play with him whether he wants too or not hehehe....how dare the young one try and say no...i say spanking is in order....wheres mumma gone???? roxxy xxx totally off topic here...but i just found a man with a brain whoohooo
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RHP User
16 years ago
Finding a bloke with a brain isn't the problem Roxxy...its how they use it....Hope your man excercises that particular muscle wisely....and realises he is on to a great thing!! Um, you're still on for the Banga sista's roadshow tho aint ya??....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Phew! That was a mouthful and a half...which reminds me...will the Banga sista's employ a criteria to our potential bangs? Ergo: minimum four inch tongue? toilet roll width dong? Just curious cos that being the case, there may be a few more to add to the hit list...hehe Oh and now_or_never, Nev & Nat as part of the crew you must be correctly attired to reflect your status. Im thinkin Jock-straps thats it...oh..ok and maybe a Banga sista's on tour t-shirt for the cooler nights....I'll have a chat to niceguy & see if he can supply the special edition T's. Random...all you need is your tongue...to walk the talk!! Hey RHP moderator...hows about throwing some funding our way? We gotta eat sometime ya know! with Roxxy driving should be no shortage of roo meat.can cook an awesome roo tail stew and my roo rissoles with garlicwashed down with VB are funtastic. won't be needing AC causecan garrentee the widows will be wound well down next morning.should bring the dog. need someone to blame.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
no man...brain or not would stop me....bring on the the banga sista's roadshow....whooohooooooo ohhh earl how do you now what type of driver i am have you been spying on me again lol can these boys have purple sparkles on their jock straps yummmy with a special one made just for Earl hehehe HAHAHAHAHAHA purple sparkles in a big B S.....banga sista's.....hahahahahahahaha oh dear roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Thank the Gods of all things raunchy for that Roxxy, gotta admit, you had me worried for a sec there... Btw, Im lovin the concept of sparkles on the dangly bits rucksack!! Da boi's are gunna look ever so purdy...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Roxy.....Hope we are get matching T shirts ...take it its white with purple sparkles..? I'm used to wearing a uniform...lol Myname...T shirts.. is that after dinner dress...for cool nights only.... BrightStar... promise to tantalise your taste buds...aim to please..lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Looks like we've got a live one here girls!! You'd better get a head start on the vitamins Now_or_never I have a feeling you're gunna need them....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
I know I am a bit younger but please can I come too? I can beg quite nicely if needed. I really should be learning from the masters here. Am getting all bothered just by imagining all the things I could learn from you lovely ladies. I will try and behave and not make too much noise will even curl up in the corner and do as i am told - especially if heymumma is bringing her whips along. Consider me a student - hey couldnt we then get some govt assitance for the costs - I could be on a traineeship or something Please Please Please...............
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RHP User
16 years ago
pink t shirts with a big BS (banga sista's) in sparkles on the front yay cant wait to see the boys in those hehe expectally Earl mmmmm roxxy xxx....off to find some sparkles
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16 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' I know I am a bit younger but please can I come too? I can beg quite nicely if needed. I really should be learning from the masters here. Am getting all bothered just by imagining all the things I could learn from you lovely ladies. I will try and behave and not make too much noise will even curl up in the corner and do as i am told - especially if heymumma is bringing her whips along. Consider me a student - hey couldnt we then get some govt assitance for the costs - I could be on a traineeship or something Please Please Please............... Oh focus!! one word.....tho in caps for effect.....YES!! I'll start working on a curriculum poste haste Ladies...any suggestions?
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16 years ago
Thanks myname I really apprecaite the opportunity that you are making available to me. ahh the things I could learn......I'm all a flutter I promise I will pay close attention and take in all that I can...
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16 years ago
Lol Roxxy I think T shirts with a big purple BS on the front will be IDEAL for this road trip... You ain't coming! *crosses fingers, hopes reverse psychology works on older girls too* BLERRR Random
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RHP User
16 years ago
oh course we are coming...we wouldnt dare miss you randoM I personally will be making sure we stop of at Clarinda...because I personally will be tying you to the ironing board for all the other ladies to do all sorts of special things to you...things I have thought long and hard about randoM....things like gag you, blindfold you, suck and lick you in allllll the right places and a few more special things iv thought up just for you xxx.... if you get out of hand il be the one waiting to use mumma's wonderful whips hehehe....oh god please get out of hand mwah roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
any opening where you work. i can sort of spelland shift work is killing me slowly. you librarie lassesseem like you have a hootcmon baby, fix me upahahahahahahahahhahahano seriously, fix me up.Earl
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16 years ago
I likeee that very much too...mind if we borrow it for the Banga sista's on tour delish trish??
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16 years ago
sorry for not getting back on here sooner testing the gps been doing my own mini tour. happy to say it works!! and would love to be the driver/dispenser/tourguide!!lol this bus is gonna be huge with all the people wanting to come!! plus if you need a good tongue im in for it!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hmm...wanna put ur mouth where ur money is? Oh no ..hang on...wanna put ur money where ur mouth is (or hopes to be?..lol) Going for a trial run soon...around easter.....wanna cum? oops come??
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm packed and ready Myname...confirming Easter Saturday trial run with you ;-) Be interesting to see how the boys handle the 2 of us...lmao Oh the places we'll go!!! Jx
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16 years ago
Awesome Onebright!! Ok so maybe we can turn our banga sista's trial run into an easter egg hunt?? Oh...and whatta dynamic duo!! (even if I do say so myself..lol) Lets not 'put all our eggs in one basket' tho...cos knowing the extremely poor probability of RHP blokes actually turning up theres always the 'real time boys'....Win win situation me thinks!!
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16 years ago
shauns out the back layin craploads of easter eggs.Earl
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16 years ago
sorry cant do the easter road trip girls gotta practice for my gig with the hoodoo gurus anzac day longweekend here in perth at rottnest island!!would love to get the bus going sounds like a cracker of a time and lips id love to put my mouth where youre wallet is!!!lol
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16 years ago
Woo Hoo Nat! Sounds like you've got some awesome plans coming up! Good luck with it all!! Not to worry....the banga sista's dont plan on disbanding any time soon....we're sorta glued to our bits...lol Hope we can all get together soon tho (your mouth and my 'wallet'...PHOAARRR!!)
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16 years ago
Where was I ? Missed this bus. Dammn. To meet the wonderful line up of stars. Anyway great read. I was getting hot just reading. Time for a cold shower all sweaty and sticky now. Thanks ;) Fab
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16 years ago
Firstly, I'm devastated that I am unable to satisfy my hubby-to-be's racial proclivities! Not sure about going into a marriage when one is behind the 8-ball right from the get go! Tho, upon reflection, 38% of marriages do just that, 47% fail and the remainder end up here on rhp so it aint that bad.....hey Mikle, reckon we're gunna be just fine! lol It goes without saying that I will do my utmost to secure a gorgeous lady that match your specs. I have one in mind actually! Gosh, Im so good to you mein Liebling mr meinname xx fab oh fabulous fab! You haven't missed the bus and even if you had, we'd surely come back for you! Why oh why do all the good ones live in places I've never heard of? Earl, I hope you have a GPS amongst the techo tools we'll be needing to get this show on the road...oh and please give my regards to shaun....lol xx
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16 years ago
5 ladies on board just hike the skirts unbutton the top blouse button andask directions. the eldest daughter has never changed a flat tyre yet.ahahahahahaahahahahahahagotta love testosteroneEarl
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16 years ago
The instructions....not the girls...lol...well..four outta five aint bad...lol (meaning moi...of course)
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16 years ago
good luck myname and onebright...hope you both have the time of your life go the banga sista's whoo hooo roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Ta Roxxy....you will be the first to know ALL the gory details! After all, we are doing this in the name of scientific research, such a worthy cause...and effect.... Who the hell am I trying to fool? The worthy cause is the Banga sista's out to prove the BIG BANG theory...works for us...LOL
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16 years ago
Seems I've missed a little here...What do you want on the menu girls...no no that menu..Bet none of you thought food when I said menu. lol. Food for your interludes.....firstly I should ask ..any allergies or food intolerances don't want the trip spoilt by illness. Just re-qualified for my First Aid...so have that covered. Thought it would be a good idea to show everyone the basics just for any emergencies that may arise.... This could be done one of two ways..one of you ladies volunteers ..and I demonstrate on you..ie mouth to mouth ...safety positions..what clothing to loosen or remove etc...you get the picture..... the other is each gets a one on one training session. If you choose the latter you will of course be expected to pass on your new learnt skills to the other male members of your support team... Don't forget ladies favourite dishes...
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16 years ago
Can I sit up the back of the bus?
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16 years ago
Hm, do I sound a tad too eager?.....Probably cos I am...lol About time you showed your face and intentions again now_or_never...beginning to think you'd fallen victim to the MIA RHP male syndrome!
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16 years ago
Lol Mickle. This sounds like my kind of town. :p. 4 beers huh. Hehe hugs Stalky
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16 years ago
Pretty damn HOT if you ask me! Wanna take a detour and put Herr Meinnamen's theory to the test? Hate to bring up the age thing again (wheres earl?..lol) BUT I was amongst the first punks in south sydney! Lucky for me my parents flew out for europe the day after I did the purple spiked hair thing Thought my dad was gunna blow a gasket...lol I did it all for my idol at the time...billy that is...GOD! I loved his snear....GRRR!!! Wonder if thats why I have a HUGE thing for my hubby??..Hm
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16 years ago
with the other ladies myname.....lol ... MIA ....me ...lol ...never!!! Military trained remember, I am here to serve and do my duty!! My allegiance to the ladies invoved in this trip will never waver... Standing up hand on heart I hereby swear to serve my ladies forsaking all others until there mission is completed.. Eats another high protein meal and exits to continue fitness regime....better to die trying than never to have tried at all..Eye of the Tiger... playing in the background....
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16 years ago
Or is that...are you in yet love?....always get those two mixed up... Now_or_never...dunno if u know this or not (or care for that matter) BUT I too am military trained....managed to sneak in a bit b'tween 'working my way thru the ranks'...hehe So, soldier...ATTENTION!...u coming to our pre road show event?
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16 years ago
Quoting 'fab69'Can I sit up the back of the bus? If I can sit next to you...
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16 years ago
My darling one....I soooo don't squeal..I...scream...there is a difference you know...lol Have I put you off by revealing my misspent youth in uniform? Think of it this way Mr Meinnamen....I'm able to double as your lady and your body guard...erm...maybe not the most delicate of images when trying to entice you away from 'those who shall remain nameless' Which reminds me....Was geht ab in der Heimat?...I need to know these things Mein liebling....xx
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16 years ago
operation slay and laycoming your way..........ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaEarl (currently comando)ahahahahahahhahaha
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16 years ago
Oh Myname I will gladly have you beside me. Fab
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16 years ago
myname ..brighteyes where and when ..Sat 3rd April
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2'operation slay and laycoming your way..........ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaEarl (currently comando)ahahahahahahhahaha Classic earl'ism!! LOL Which reminds me..I've heard on the ooze vine that you recently went to a fancy dress party..u went as a petrol pump & apparantely, if my sources are correct....you didnt need any props....Wow....u goin commando could present serious health risks!! I'm impressed.....
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16 years ago
Quoting 'fab69'Oh Myname I will gladly have you beside me. Fab It's a bit sqaushy here fab..mind if I sit on ur lap??
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Now_or_never'myname ..brighteyes where and when ..Sat 3rd April Cos you're going to.....wait for it....THE CROWNE PLAZA in beautiful TERRIGAL....'crowd roars'... Your hosts, Myname and bright eyes AKA 2 of the original Banga sista's will eagerly await your presence around 7pm. Be there...or be shot!!
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16 years ago
Oh myname. Yes. Are you in a mini skirt? Fab
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16 years ago
But I can remove it tuit suit if u like!!!!
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16 years ago
I'd like to do that for you. It's like opening presents. Plus I'm likely to have more than your name on my lips. (can I say that) if the thought police don't like it they have no sense of humour. It's a pun. Fab.
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16 years ago
mynameisonmyownlips... yep you guessed it Should i add to fetish 'gangbangs' if i have a fewnamesonmylips?
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16 years ago
How will I know where to meet you ladies...reception area presumably...lol I'll be wearing the white T shirt with BS on the front...where can I get a T shirt done tomorrow he thinks,,, Panic stricken now..this could be real..s--t.....I am not a "no-show" RHP'er several deep breaths..the drive will be the hard part 90minutes trying not to let my imagination run away with me...in both directions. +ve connotations and -ve ones...the -ve ones seem to have the upperhand at the moment...oopsgiving awat too much there about self esteem, self confidence...note to self...if you love yourself others in turn can (or will) love you.. Can't remember is it 'can' or 'will'......, go with "will" definitely more +ve repeat twenty times...+ve affirmations only Oh ladies what a quandry....arrrrrgh
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16 years ago
Quoting 'fab69'I'd like to do that for you. It's like opening presents. Plus I'm likely to have more than your name on my lips. (can I say that) if the thought police don't like it they have no sense of humour. It's a pun. Fab. Fab, you can say anything you want! And if you get any hassles from the thought police...give them my details and I'll soon sort em out....
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16 years ago
Quoting 'fullmetalracket'mynameisonmyownlips... yep you guessed it Should i add to fetish 'gangbangs' if i have a fewnamesonmylips? mynameisonmyownlips? So I take it you are into self pleasuring then FMR? Fair enough...this is rhp and your disclosure certainly isn't the most mind boggling we've had in forum thus far....so welcome! If, by any chance, you do manage a fetish gangbang, just be sure to take plenty of photographic evidence so I can ascertain the legitimacy of said claim.... Bon Appetite
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Now_or_never' How will I know where to meet you ladies...reception area presumably...lol I'll be wearing the white T shirt with BS on the front...where can I get a T shirt done tomorrow he thinks,,, Panic stricken now..this could be real..s--t.....I am not a "no-show" RHP'er several deep breaths..the drive will be the hard part 90minutes trying not to let my imagination run away with me...in both directions. +ve connotations and -ve ones...the -ve ones seem to have the upperhand at the moment...oopsgiving awat too much there about self esteem, self confidence...note to self...if you love yourself others in turn can (or will) love you.. Can't remember is it 'can' or 'will'......, go with "will" definitely more +ve repeat twenty times...+ve affirmations only Oh ladies what a quandry....arrrrrgh hey...whats the worst that can happen if u dont show? We bag you out in every forum piece available? Could work in your favour..some women have a 'thing' for ratbags...lol Not that you are a ratbag...not at all...unless u dont show...LOL..ok I'll be nice now. No pressure on coming tomorrow night....there will be other social events ...lots more!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'fullmetalracket'mynameisonmyownlips... yep you guessed it Should i add to fetish 'gangbangs' if i have a fewnamesonmylips? mynameisonmyownlips? So I take it you are into self pleasuring then FMR? Fair enough...this is rhp and your disclosure certainly isn't the most mind boggling we've had in forum thus far....so welcome! If, by any chance, you do manage a fetish gangbang, just be sure to take plenty of photographic evidence so I can ascertain the legitimacy of said claim.... Bon Appetite Bon Appetite? im not eating nothing...jeeez woman.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Panic over..sudden realisation yeah I couldn't get a room but..BUT..I could have put myself at the disposal of the Banga Sisters as in room waiter. You would retire to your room ladies..lay back and relax or whatever takes your fancy..but what bliss to have ...a.drinks waiter, nibblies waiter...I could nibble you wherever you so desired...oh yeah and get the peanuts,chios etc. I could answer the door, provide hot or cold face washers...towels ..yunno like the airlines...haha. I am sure you could have found plenty of things for me to do...I can iron..very well but not fast. gee what a missed opportunity slept on the floor...in the corner or course ..lol Oh well, what a fool believes, in this , land of confusion it could have been TonightTonight Tonight. But then again What a wonderful world, there are more nights to come I won't be the Lonely man on the corner. At last he finishes with the song titles...how many... Myname and onebright hope you have a wonderful time..awaiting a de-brief on how it turned out..XOXO
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RHP User
16 years ago
make sure you stop over near me yea and ill service your van and maybe even you lovley ladies
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thanks for the offers fella's! I know we're over 21 but come on surely theres such a thing as 'over servicing'? lol Ever so slightly weary...BUT ...choccied up to the eyeballs Myname xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh Well -Fleetwood Mac What a fool believes - Doobie Brothers Land of confusion - Genesis Tonight,tonight ,tonight - Genesis What a wonderful world - Louis Armstrong Lonely Man on the corner - Genesis plus sneaky one At last - Etta James
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RHP User
16 years ago
what exactly? I seem to be missing something now-or-never... please enlighten me....(its been a big weekend..lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Myname was trying to use song titles in my previous post...was all..lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
horny horny peoples
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RHP User
16 years ago
Or is that lust? Either way...works for me...lol Thank you Mein Liebling....I'm happy you find my clevage applealing thats all that really matters..oh and here...let me help you with 'that' hehe
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Now_or_never' Myname was trying to use song titles in my previous post...was all..lol with ya now...gawd..see what having a little fun does to me????
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RHP User
16 years ago
if you keep going you will get 100 before the boys lol seems to be the thing to strive for atm roxxy xxx...i like your clevage too hun mwahh
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RHP User
16 years ago
When you come to Sydney for the meet n greet?.. I can get a good deal at a certain hotel in sydney...very nice..we could share a room and I''l shout you breakfast...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
i hope its a big hotel...cause the blokes will be lining up for this piece of perfection but i was thinking we could all stay at your house...then you can make us all breakfast while naked roxxy xxx...loves it when a plan comes together
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RHP User
16 years ago
Do ya hear that Roxxy? Thats the forum number chasers having one helluva tanny for failing yet again. Just goes to prove my theory YET AGAIN...the harder u seek something...the harder it is to find..or something like that...lol BUT look at you girly girl!! I spy with my little eye...a certain character may just have the HOTS 4 u...oooaaa....how romantic.... Just one more thing....CAN I WATCH??....hehe
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RHP User
16 years ago
My house..not big enough...and don't want neighbours asking why all the cars are queued up outside..unless you can get the guys lining up for you to car pool..lol Watch myname..is that all, not going to join in...more the merrier..and I am nothing if not considerate I don't mind cumming last...lol A minor point... the beds are huge in the hotel ...sleep 3 comfortably
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RHP User
16 years ago
i hope the bed is bigger than that you cant forget the rest of the banga sista's
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RHP User
16 years ago
il finish the rest of that shall i hahahaha why are my posts doing that hmmmmm there is 5 of us now or never...so it had better be a HUGE bed yes myname there will be no watching...join in my dear the more the merrier roxxy xxx whooohoooooo love it when the girls beat the boys....way to go myname
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RHP User
16 years ago
If all five turn up at the ame time I'll get adjoining rooms..if its only you,myname and OBS I'll sleep on the floor..
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RHP User
16 years ago
That is I can make an audio recording..don't need video, although it would be good. I'm told I have a photographic memory.
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