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OMG...Im on HEAT and its all your fault!!
March 20 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Looks as tho you've both been working hard on arranging accommodation for the Banga sista's road show!! But, I thought we were all travelling together in a winnewhatsymejiggything? Hey, Im easy tho...just find me somewhere with 1200 thread count sheets, king size pillows and a latex matress to snuggle into after a hard night's entertainment...and I'll be right as rain the next day. Oh wait one....Id also like rose petals scattered on the bed cover...a bowl of red smarties....and a few bottles of purified water on the beside table then I'll be fine.... Hm, hang on...just a few more items....besides the aforemention necessities I also require Mr Meinnamen (aka Mikle) to be washed, trimmed of excess hair and nakie...bound and gagged to my bed...(gagging is essential cos MAN he can talk!!) A bottle of massage oil on his side of the bed so he can massage my weary body after Ive had my way with him. if I think of anything else I'll be sure to let you know now_or_never Mynameondablock!!
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16 years ago
been thinkin use need a support vehicle. something that can tow a winnathingamajiggydodathankyaverynicely if Rox hits something harderthan a roo. camera, ironingboard and earplugs packed?Check...ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahaahahahahaEarl
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16 years ago
Myname I put a post up here re Road Show that didnte appear. I think it is a winne and could come to fruition witha little planning and a few financial backers. ie spon.sors.inluded a few suggestions in the non-existent post. Possibly that was why it didn't make it ie names of spon..sors. Make it into a doco...lol. Now re the hotel accomodation that came about 'cos roxxy wanted to come to the next meet n'greet you hold. The other 2 sisters being out of state thought it unlikely all would be here at the same time. Rose petals, red smarties, purified water ( more clarification needed), massage oil, king size pillows are sorted. How do you want him bound ie silk,ropes etc ...also preferred gag... these are also easily taken care of. BUT 1200 thread count sheets (do you have your own?), latex mattress could be more difficult epecially the mattress. Mr Meinnamen will have to make is own way to hotel .... judging by his reply ...I think he's on his way to the airport as I type this post...lol We could shoot your time with mikel ...excellent opening scne for movie/doco. That just about covers it...onwards and upwards and downwards and sidewards... any...*wards you can think of. Always at your service myname..s- - t am I becoming a sub...???????
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RHP User
16 years ago
If "Mr Meinnamen (aka Mikle)' is unable to make it over to Sydney I am willing to sacrifice myself. This is, of course, purely for the cause of the Banga Sisters and you my friend Mynameonurlips. (got 2 now ) You won't need the gag. I promise to not say a word unless of course you wish me to partake of social intercourse at the same time.
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16 years ago
I'll be back once I've fully explored the wonderful imagery you two boi's have conjured in my absence...brace yaself girls! You got some walkin to to....
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16 years ago
quick and the dead round here....Now or Never's got the Victa out of the shed! Cheers Nev
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16 years ago
Its a Rover with Briggs Stratton.....But...I never mow someone else's without permission...lol
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16 years ago
Quoting 'NevandKj' quick and the dead round here....Now or Never's got the Victa out of the shed! Cheers NevDid someone call?
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16 years ago
bitemebob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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16 years ago
How cool is that! Cheers Nev
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16 years ago
Darn...I do believe you have me stumped Herr Hubby! However I believe you know full well why!!!! Paper towel roll ring any bells??
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16 years ago
whats your thoughts sasha
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thelma and Louise and etc etc etc etc and the rest ... woo hoo - All aboard the Bang Bus !!!!!!!!!! Now your bus, along with all who sail in her no doubt, will need servicing after its long and arduous journey. If you make it to Queensland I have a workshop full of men with tools to make sure you get there safely. We can lube anything you need lubed ladies.
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16 years ago
Firstly, nice pic treat4u2. Secondly, did you say something about a workshop full of men with tools???.....Or am I hallucinating?.... Damn wishful thinking brings me undone all the time...you can attest to that fact can't you Herr Hubby? Just on the off chance your offer is a valid one treat....the banga sista's are in for a treat indeed as Im sure your workshop is also. Herr Earl! Hows the winnethingymebob coming along??? We got some touring to do
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16 years ago
$140??! Good Grief!! I need to put my rates up.....'reminisces for several minutes...revisits the 'happy place'.....both of em.....returns to reply' I'm surprised you need to ask me about the 'finish' as I thought you would've read about the earthquake in SA...that was me...good news travels fast....and wide ... If you can do that to me remotely....OMG! What's it gunna be like on the honeymoon!? Better have the ambo's on stand-by...lol ps: I am currently paying off a $800 mobile bill due to 'lost in conversation moments' so I feel your pain.....unfortunately not one cent of the $800 was anywhere as near as 'fun' as our 2.5 hrs.
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16 years ago
you set your mind to it! Keep the four steps in the forefront of your gorgeous mind and you'll knock em for a six!! Step 1. Definition Step 2. Evidence Step 3. Experimenting with thought Step 4.Stand strong and respond! The Mrs needs to practice what she preaches me thinks...FOCUS..lol xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
When is the bus gettin to brissy??????? Girls here are shy. Doesn't it suck when those in 5km of you get cold feet. I would suck doing a cross city booty call especially if it's an all nighter and I fall a sleep on a school nite. I could take some hols and come for the ride. XX Fab.
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16 years ago
What the heck? Hang on a sweet lovin sec...surely you jest??? I am of course, referring to Brissy girls being shy...or anyone where you are concerned. I'm seriously considering taking the issue of GOOORGEOUS men going to waste to the UN. This has to qualify as a true violation of human rights! Dammit to eutopia...Im human and I have rights...and knowing there are guys of yours and Mikle's calibre going begging...makes my body parts quiver in anticipation!!! As you know, the Banga sista's are well and truely more than well equipt & eager to cure all that ailes you.....EARL...wheres that darn winnethingymebob????!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
At least I have nearly 1/2 a million chicks ignoreing me. Oh that's worse. Poor me. Mikle would probably have 200 women locally to ignore him. That rate of rejection is disappointing. But hey I now spend most of my time reading posts. As a premium member I'm lucky to send off 20 a week. I just can't be bothered even sending a template. Cos most don't even reply at all. Fab
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16 years ago
come on lets go!!!!!the boys they are a waiting god damn i cant believe Fab and Mikle are missing out...its a travisty come to tassie boys...il look after you both mwahhh roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
one of the semi articulated kind but its on gas.can we get gas on the Nullabour now or will i have tokeep lookinin for something deisel powered.price seems cool and in pretty good buckle.spray paint the windows black, a quick refit (removemost o the seats, except the very back ones, ext...)am i the man or what, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarls the man, Earls the man.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaEarl
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16 years ago
How are we to get Roxie?????? Why don't we do it in style like on a yacht. One with a jacuzzi of course. So my two sweedish backpackers can be deck hands. Try nude fishing. Just need to watch out for tackle. That way we could get to Nick and Random as well. It might cost more than the bus. I saw what we need here in brissy a hundred footer with a mast that was nearly four stories high. But alas I think we only have the money for a wicked camper. Lol. Earl we need an old greyhound like "Presilla". Roxie would have to swim. Mmmmmm a woman with a swimmers physique. Fab
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16 years ago
Woo Hoo! Transport is lookin good! You are our very own Action Man Earl!! Now theres an idea....merchandising...we've got the Banga Sista's T-shirt... not much of a stretch to include other items such as our own Banga Sista Lingerie collection....we could even save up our used ones and sell em off to our kinky fetishists! Action figures.....I can see it now...in assorted karma sutra positions I bags being the Sexy Brooding Mistress doll with da big boobies! Roxxy...you'd be the superhero femme fatale with curves to die for...OBS...sin city-type vixen plush ruby red lips & clad in a leather cat-suit. Heymumma, reckon I may have to share the Mistress Action figure with our blonde bombshell. Earl....Super GI...the ultimate lovemaking machine...bulging muscles and dimples in his cheeks...both sets! Nev, now_or_never & Nat....clad in gimp masks and a leather g... Gosh...we're gunna be RICH...and satisfied...maybe even get a nobel peace prize for our contribution to humanity.
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16 years ago
We can turn it into a doco investigative journo piece. How five gorgeous gals ..don't have to mention this site by name...unless they cough up some moolah ..lol that way Earl won't be out of pocket when he refits the bus to Banga Sisters..standards. Topic could be the story of how five gals had their lives changed...hahahahaha "I was such a good girl before joining RHP....libido in check...controlled & evenly distributed...Am I the only one or have other members unleashed the libidinous beast since discovering this site??" "Gosh...we're gunna be RICH" We'll be able to sell it to American Cable, think of the market in Europe....NEVER-ENDING. Lets get this show on the road....we need a steering committee...copyright lawyers, marketing...Myname....you hot sexy ingenious woman....SEX.SEXand more sex and $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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16 years ago
I'm with you 100% Nowie! Im bored and want a challenge!! Surely we have access to everything we need right here in our very own ooze pond to turn this thing around! Calling all copyright lawyers...promotional ppl....backers...stackers the whole box and dice!!
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16 years ago
Of course you are in the show....ur the number 1 attraction....sorta kinda...hehe
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16 years ago
and i not talkin bout Earls Patent Roo and Garlic Rissoles.can we buy LPG there..........?????????anyone?????????Earl, got a pantech to check out next week thats Cat poweredso all is not lost. would be easier to refit the bus though.....ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'fab69'How are we to get Roxie?????? Why don't we do it in style like on a yacht. One with a jacuzzi of course. So my two sweedish backpackers can be deck hands. Try nude fishing. Just need to watch out for tackle. That way we could get to Nick and Random as well. It might cost more than the bus. I saw what we need here in brissy a hundred footer with a mast that was nearly four stories high. But alas I think we only have the money for a wicked camper. Lol. Earl we need an old greyhound like "Presilla". Roxie would have to swim. Mmmmmm a woman with a swimmers physique. Fab with this body babe...id sink not swim..lol roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' I got a mate, Jubby is his name. (Yes I have a mate, now shut up and listen!!) He owns a mobile disco bus... he calls it Club Jubb. We had rave parties all over the place. Awsome loud sound system, coloured lights, black lights, lights that react to sound and lazers and smoke machine. Even has a projector, he went to wolf creek crater to watch the movie wolf creek, yes people that's the way me an my buddies roll! Well Jubbie is doing a sortaa similar thingy to what the banga sisters wanna, except his is a much graner scale. He wants to get sponsors (bundie rum specificaly) and do a doco on driving his bus from here through asia, then russia, then europe raising money for charity (and hopefully doing a lot of rooting of women from all nationalities as well. Mebe the sisters could talk to him, compare notes. (he's a horny bastard so I think you'll all get along fine) He also taught me fire poi, he's my mentor..lol Well I go work now,, any one gonna give me a blow before i go? (soz it rhymed and I liked it..) Cyas Heya Herr Meinnamen! This mate of yours sounds....like someone who would be a mate of yours....lol One point of difference tho....apart from the obvious that is...Jubby's motives are to sexplore where we, the Banga sista's motivation is to educate and stimulate the body's biggest muscle...the brain....maybe even gather some statistical data to support our resultant combined thesis on the increased libido of RHP members. However, I am sure we could all smoke the 'peace pipe' and perhaps negotiate the finer details Question ....is the bus big enough to house the entire crew AND..does it run on garlic and Roo rissoles? (cos there aint no way Id be eating that lethal cocktail...sorry Earl...lol)
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2'and i not talkin bout Earls Patent Roo and Garlic Rissoles.can we buy LPG there..........?????????anyone?????????Earl, got a pantech to check out next week thats Cat poweredso all is not lost. would be easier to refit the bus though.....ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha Managed to flush out an accountant right here in RHP Earl babeee! He assures me he is looking into the financial sustainability of our little project....watch this space!! (cadet...aka ME....lol)
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16 years ago
you gorgeous woman myname....if i could whistle i would come on boys we need to get this bus on the road....the womans looking hothothot roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
to Earl Macgyver co Bullsbrook RSLahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahaEarl
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16 years ago
Liking the new piccy, getting brave girl! Cheers Nev
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16 years ago
Not sure about getting braver....maybe losing my commonsense by the bucket load! lol The Brunette Banga sista's....GO TEAM!
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16 years ago
My oh My but you have been thinking with your big head 2nite! Come here and let me kiss it better for you...xx Whilst Im soothing all that ails you....including me....tell me all about jubby the slut...is he as scenic as you? Hardly likely....is he as smart as you? Hardly likely.....see how good I am to you? I give you all the answers so you don't have to work so hard.... Now get out there and earn us some dollars...we have a tour to organize!!!!! mwuah..
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' to Earl Macgyver co Bullsbrook RSLahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahaEarl the cheque is in the mail baby...i sent it last week...havent you got it yet???? xx go the banga sista's....the boys are waiting roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I know you work extremely hard sweetheart...and with that comes it's rewards....'lay's your head in my lap...gently caress your face...runs my fingers thru your hair..' mmm...your breathing is slowly getting heavier...less deliberate...mm..I lean over and softly kiss your beautiful lips....sleep mein liebling..sleep.... Wooo Hoo! Time for me to play!!.....See? Told you working hard has it's rewards....for me....hehe
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16 years ago
WOW myname dunno if it sent him to sleep or not..... but you just turned me on...damn must need a man roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' WOW myname dunno if it sent him to sleep or not..... but you just turned me on...damn must need a man roxxy xxx Is it wrong to be turned on by your own words??!!! Yikes!! lol Reckon we both could do with some lovin....of every kind... 'sigh'..... ps: Just gotta tell you while Im all loved up, I adore your persona you really add a lovely 'tone' and 'spirit' to forum....and RHP overall! Both you and OBS keep me coming back for more xx (so you got the girls to blame ya'll..lol)
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16 years ago
you are one beautiful woman myname why no man has snapped you up i dont know but yeah your right i think we both need some lovin *sigh* god these men dont know what they are missing out on ...thank you for your kind words myname mwahhh roxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Apparantely Im hard to please....too tall...too short...too fat..too skinny (hahahahaha)...too far away....not far enough...too smart not smart enough....too single...not single enough (still working that one out)...wrong colour hair...and complexion....too sexy..not sexy enough...too 'out there'...not 'out there' enough...too old...too young Please feel free to stop me anytime...cos now Im getting too depressed LOL....
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Apparantely Im hard to please....too tall...too short...too fat..too skinny (hahahahaha)...too far away....not far enough...too smart not smart enough....too single...not single enough (still working that one out)...wrong colour hair...and complexion....too sexy..not sexy enough...too 'out there'...not 'out there' enough...too old...too young Please feel free to stop me anytime...cos now Im getting too depressed LOL.... you'll always be the picture of the maddonna with the big boobiesahahahahahahahahahahahahaaEarl
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Apparantely Im hard to please....too tall...too short...too fat..too skinny (hahahahaha)...too far away....not far enough...too smart not smart enough....too single...not single enough (still working that one out)...wrong colour hair...and complexion....too sexy..not sexy enough...too 'out there'...not 'out there' enough...too old...too young Please feel free to stop me anytime...cos now Im getting too depressed LOL.... Myname and Roxy, now that would be a party, I wish I knew how to arrange that.As far as im concerned, you are perfect. We will have to try and meet soon.
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Apparantely Im hard to please....too tall...too short...too fat..too skinny (hahahahaha)...too far away....not far enough...too smart not smart enough....too single...not single enough (still working that one out)...wrong colour hair...and complexion....too sexy..not sexy enough...too 'out there'...not 'out there' enough...too old...too young Please feel free to stop me anytime...cos now Im getting too depressed LOL.... you'll always be the picture of the maddonna with the big boobiesahahahahahahahahahahahahaaEarlWill ya still be all when da boobies are RIP?....lol
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mikle'Shush now... inserts penis im mund!! hehehe MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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16 years ago
Hello myname wow been a few years since we talked and chatted, what is happening with ya road trip? Need and driver i am driver b doubles etc look forward to chatting with yaPeter
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16 years ago
Quoting 'surfranger111' Hello myname wow been a few years since we talked and chatted, what is happening with ya road trip? Need and driver i am driver b doubles etc look forward to chatting with yaPeter ohhhh myname...have you been hiding him in the dungeon wooooowroxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Apparantely Im hard to please....too tall...too short...too fat..too skinny (hahahahaha)...too far away....not far enough...too smart not smart enough....too single...not single enough (still working that one out)...wrong colour hair...and complexion....too sexy..not sexy enough...too 'out there'...not 'out there' enough...too old...too young Please feel free to stop me anytime...cos now Im getting too depressed LOL....fcuk men are stupid xxroxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'surfranger111'Hello myname wow been a few years since we talked and chatted, what is happening with ya road trip? Need and driver i am driver b doubles etc look forward to chatting with yaPeter Nah, that can't be it....heya surfranger....how's about refreshing my memory...in my (in) box that is...don't want any potentially embarrassing faux pas in public now do we?...lol
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16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Apparantely Im hard to please....too tall...too short...too fat..too skinny (hahahahaha)...too far away....not far enough...too smart not smart enough....too single...not single enough (still working that one out)...wrong colour hair...and complexion....too sexy..not sexy enough...too 'out there'...not 'out there' enough...too old...too young Please feel free to stop me anytime...cos now Im getting too depressed LOL.... fcuk men are stupid xx roxxy xxx Things could be looking UP around here.... Wish me luck girrrrrlfriend! xxxxxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Apparantely Im hard to please....too tall...too short...too fat..too skinny (hahahahaha)...too far away....not far enough...too smart not smart enough....too single...not single enough (still working that one out)...wrong colour hair...and complexion....too sexy..not sexy enough...too 'out there'...not 'out there' enough...too old...too young Please feel free to stop me anytime...cos now Im getting too depressed LOL.... fcuk men are stupid xx roxxy xxx Things could be looking UP around here.... Wish me luck girrrrrlfriend! xxxxxxohhhh wonderful...you go girl...good luck...xxxxxxroxxy xxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Apparantely Im hard to please....too tall...too short...too fat..too skinny (hahahahaha)...too far away....not far enough...too smart not smart enough....too single...not single enough (still working that one out)...wrong colour hair...and complexion....too sexy..not sexy enough...too 'out there'...not 'out there' enough...too old...too young Please feel free to stop me anytime...cos now Im getting too depressed LOL.... fcuk men are stupid xx roxxy xxx Things could be looking UP around here.... Wish me luck girrrrrlfriend! xxxxxx ohhhh wonderful...you go girl...good luck...xxxxxx roxxy xxx I quoted your wrong thready bit Roxxy....Im wearing my lucky undies so maybe Im still in with a chance!! xxx
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16 years ago
the lucky grundies that is, maybe luckier........ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl, feelin silly at the moahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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16 years ago
Rub it in why don't ya?....'wails'.....
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16 years ago
that can remome just about anything man.bout 6" long and strong as fuck.i got ya back Mickle.....ahahahahahahahahahahhhahahadeisel grease to Karatha, STAT..........ahahahahahahaahahhahahahaahahahhahaEarl
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16 years ago
...by the flashbulb centrefold of this page...!!! But oh so typical...MIA!!! Don't worry Myname, I read your Stars for this week - apparently you will have "creative solutions" hehehe Jx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'OneBrightStar' ...by the flashbulb centrefold of this page...!!! But oh so typical...MIA!!! Don't worry Myname, I read your Stars for this week - apparently you will have "creative solutions" hehehe Jx thought Mickle and me had those.ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaEarlPs thanks for the apearence of our residentOH&S officer. we can't do this shit safelywith out ya man. stick with it.
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'OneBrightStar' ...by the flashbulb centrefold of this page...!!! But oh so typical...MIA!!! Don't worry Myname, I read your Stars for this week - apparently you will have "creative solutions" hehehe Jx thought Mickle and me had those.ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaEarlPs thanks for the apearence of our residentOH&S officer. we can't do this shit safelywith out ya man. stick with it. Cheers Earl :) But....is it creative to lose your undies? Or.....is it the solution??? Hmmm...I wonder Jx
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16 years ago
as far as i know are not a PPE requirement.probably better without i thinks but will adhere toOH&S protocol, ie OBSEarl
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16 years ago
I has it to say I've never lost a pair of undies. I guess your hunters with the big clubs are gathering them. I guess girls can put on a dress and go in public without them. Or your encounters have been that hot that they come off or are taken off and tossed across the room. A tiny winy g bangga would be hard to find. (((((((((RFB))))))))))). Fab.
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16 years ago
Geez...I fly off into the wide blue yonder to refuel and the RFB squadron continue in my wake.....YAAAAAAAAAY....GO TEAM!... Hey Fab, reckon you've got the beginnings of a RFB uniform happening cos My lucky undies are red too!! OBS! Good to see you back! Geez sista....MIA on ANZAC day? How verrrry DAAAAAARE you.....hope you were taking one for the team...'winks' First Lieutenant Earl...reckon you and Mikle may be on to something....this rig could do with a grease and oil change... Mikle....righto you....prepare yourself for a dressing down...RFB style! Glad you knew it was coming...lol Firstly, unlike you...I had someone in da house at the time the cam's were operational....like any good soldier I acted accordingly in hostile territory. Besides, my equipment were somewhat busy at the time, heavily engaged in enemy fire as I remember..and while Im recalling..I bore witness to extremely graphic vision of your lil soldier copping a flogging...bit hard to film the evidence on this side of the battle field whilst Im watching one of my men go down...but you did put up a good fight...therefore Im awarding you the 'Mikle's man meat medal of honour'...in recognition of your efforts. Vive Le technology!! At ease gentlemen and ladies..... RFB1 out.....
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mikle' I AM so at ease after I flogged that soldier. Amazing how relaxing it is, you should try it!! Good to have you back boss! Good to be back My precious lil flower Albeit in stealth mode. Thought it best to let the dust settle before launching another raid....rest up while you can dahlink one....xxx
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'mikle' I AM so at ease after I flogged that soldier. Amazing how relaxing it is, you should try it!! Good to have you back boss! Good to be back My precious lil flower Albeit in stealth mode. Thought it best to let the dust settle before launching another raid....rest up while you can dahlink one....xxx will have to develope some caulouse on that MG button finger.nothing worse than a sloppy gunner,ahahahahahahahahahahahahaRFB2
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'mikle' I AM so at ease after I flogged that soldier. Amazing how relaxing it is, you should try it!! Good to have you back boss! Good to be back My precious lil flower Albeit in stealth mode. Thought it best to let the dust settle before launching another raid....rest up while you can dahlink one....xxx will have to develope some caulouse on that MG button finger.nothing worse than a sloppy gunner,ahahahahahahahahahahahahaRFB2 Gimme a well lubed digit any time.....that IS what you meant isn't it? Still somewhat 'gun shy' atm....bombing raid hang over....
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16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'mikle' I AM so at ease after I flogged that soldier. Amazing how relaxing it is, you should try it!! Good to have you back boss! Good to be back My precious lil flower Albeit in stealth mode. Thought it best to let the dust settle before launching another raid....rest up while you can dahlink one....xxx will have to develope some caulouse on that MG button finger.nothing worse than a sloppy gunner,ahahahahahahahahahahahahaRFB2 Gimme a well lubed digit any time.....that IS what you meant isn't it? Still somewhat 'gun shy' atm....bombing raid hang over.... the world must still turn and missions still accomplished.do we need a stint in ALLANON with the green trackies flight leader?ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaRFB2, Blue leader
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16 years ago
Thanks blue leader....I needed that. Righio old chap...no need for such harsh measures...at ease....at ease I said! Hm, blue leader me thinks your 'little soldier' needs to pay heed to orders..... RFB1...Red Baroness...zoom zoom!!!
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16 years ago
is that better ole chapahahahahahahhahahahahahahaBlue leaderRFB2
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16 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2'is that better ole chapahahahahahahhahahahahahahaBlue leaderRFB2 And lay off the 'ole' bit ok? Otherwise I'll be forced to put you in the brig! Did I tell you OBS is not only our OH&S rep, she is also the 'law enforcer' AKA...OBS..MP (que dramatic organ music for effect).....
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RHP User
16 years ago
bugger chaps. now we're in the poo.Blue leader RFB2
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'mynameisearl2'is that better ole chapahahahahahahhahahahahahahaBlue leaderRFB2 And lay off the 'ole' bit ok? Otherwise I'll be forced to put you in the brig! Did I tell you OBS is not only our OH&S rep, she is also the 'law enforcer' AKA...OBS..MP (que dramatic organ music for effect)..... It appears I have been grounded. No hip hip hooraying for me tonight.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Suck it up soldier! We don't 'do' sooki lala's in the RHP'itary!.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Happy to take on any assignment sir, i mean madame
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'thegardener68' Happy to take on any assignment sir, i mean madame you be in the poo when OBS MP gets ya soldierBlue Leader RFB2
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RHP User
16 years ago
Phucking bonkers you say? Well...I never....actually..haven't had a phuck since bruce ruxton was a cleo centrefold....however, I digress...again and again and again...and so on and so forth Ma'am..taking herself off to bed....to read the fine print.... of the bonkers manual.. Tally Ho... Red leader....out>>>> zoom zoom
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RHP User
16 years ago
myname your coming up to 200 keep it going lads roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
So if we are all phucking bonkers, does that make this a gang bang, and are the ladies doing it with strap ons, thats assuming bonkers is a guy, or isn't he.
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RHP User
16 years ago
So if we are all phucking bonkers, does that make this a gang bang, and are the ladies doing it with strap ons, thats assuming bonkers is a guy, or isn't he.
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RHP User
16 years ago
yaaaay your over the line 200.....well done myname hope you get something really special... something fat, hard and yummmy... enjoy xx roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' yaaaay your over the line 200.....well done myname hope you get something really special... something fat, hard and yummmy... enjoy xx roxxy xxx Chasin' 300 now Roxxy!......who knows...mr right-all-along may be threader 299 ps: Ok so my ex wasn't fat...6'4 and had a body as tight as my jeans. Had a nice lil banana shape thing happening...in fact...he is yummy.... me...runnin off to join the circus now...
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RHP User
16 years ago
wow wish i could talk about my exes that way hehe i was thinking of a kit kat chunky when i wrote that see my mind goes one way...the way of chocolate no man will ever be able to compete not even sexy mysterious ones hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (roxxy quoting Earl) roxxy xxx...please someone tell me why can i not use my one msg a week to msg a woman????...does anyone know the answer to that....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Roxxy...I don't talk about all my ex's that way....and I mean ALL. lol Whats this about one message a week allowance? I'm lucky if I get one a month! I've managed to msg females tho. OI...RHP moderator in the words of a famous redhead...PUHLEASE EXPLAIN....
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RHP User
16 years ago
i can normally send one a week although last week i couldnt but then when i tried again with someone else i was able...i took that to mean fate had something instore...but if thats true then fate is an idiot but i have been trying to msg a women but cant so i tried a man and could...so im confused...not that thats hard these days but hey so who knows...but yes someone....PUHLEASE EXPLAIN roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh great...thanks Mrs P...gotta go on a inspector clouseau hunt to unravel this mystery....darn my curiosity....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
i want a nice man just thought id share that roxxy
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RHP User
16 years ago
if i just keep adding to this do i get a wonderful prize????? roxxy
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RHP User
16 years ago
The sand pit is open again. Yeah let's go nuts here. Lol. Say notin about sdn and well get there. Oh I'll have to go back and read it all. Where's Earl. Mmm might have to find a message. That has a reply on it. Mikle will notice this surely. Lol. Banger sisters ride again. Lol. Fab. RFB 5.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' i want a nice man just thought id share that roxxy Good share, If you find him can you see if he has a brother? Think we all could do with a nice man. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
16 years ago
do i have to share...maybe i will wanna keep the brother too hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (roxxy quoting Earl) nah i cant handle more than one man at a time...so you can have him Focus lol roxxy
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RHP User
16 years ago
Roxy, We culd both just do norty thinsg to them and leave them...no wait we were talking about a NIce man. My bad Kisses Focus
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RHP User
16 years ago
Two nice mans for Roxxy and Focus. Anything else on the wish list. Mmm it might be hard to find a nice man. Surely you will have little trouble. Omg. Your inboxes are going to be over flowing. Well aret they already. Lol. I looked at my recent views 14 out of 20 are guys. Lol. Maybe you should turn one of these. I think that's where all the nice sensitive guys have gone chasing what you're after. hoping to turn staight guys. Lol. Fab.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' i want a nice man just thought id share that roxxy I'm right here baby.... just waiting for ur luvin.... ;-) sorry - that sounded really slimey huh... not my usual style at all... hugs Wayne x
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Roxy, We culd both just do norty thinsg to them and leave them...no wait we were talking about a NIce man. My bad Kisses Focus that a nice man would not want two lovely ladies doing norty things to him.... tell ya what... it's one of my fantasies yet to be fulfilled... hint hint hint... hugs Wayne x
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hm..oxy moron?..........Anyhoo...nice men...yeah right...I wanna believe there are some out there...not just one in every 10 thousand. Reckon we got better odds on winning the lottery...then we can buy as many 'nice men' as we like... Now theres an idea....a RHP syndicate Oz Lotto here we come!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
an i'm outa here headin EastahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaEcho Alpha Romeo Leema out
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RHP User
16 years ago
1 in 10 thousand you say thats it...im off to buy a fuck machine at least then il get a good root lol roxxy
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RHP User
16 years ago
Don't get a wabbit. I have to hunt it down. Lol. Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Foxtrot Alpha Bravo. Lol.
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RHP User
16 years ago
1 in 10 000 wow I didn't know I was that special. Lol. I recon I'd out nice niceguy. Lol. Shh. He'll bite at this I thinks. Mmmm well I'm a new improved me. Lol. Well just a little still working on the fun. Lol. Hey even the days I'm feeling bad the guys at work cop me being even more fun. Lol. Fun fun fun. Jumping around to techno again. Lol. Fab.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Want some proof then eh? Ok, here goes: NSW = Niceguy Qld: = Absolutely FABulous WA = Earl Holy snappin Lotto Balls!! Odds are looking pretty grim....Im buying up shares in phucking machines....lol RFB1 out
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RHP User
16 years ago
but WA berlongs to the Micksta.Earl aint no nice guy and has his moments.the ex needed $1600 fer a new car fer hera new job. a stepping stone lone she said.no cash here so gave her my car.turns out it fer 10 hour a week at $17 bucks an hour.no nice guy here, just a sucker. don't everconfuse nice with gullibillaty. and paid $200 in partsto bring the peice of shit up to scratch. Echo Alpha Romeo Leema out
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ya see Earl....it works like this....Nice guys..and girls...are often taken advantage of. It's just the way you look at it...and from where Im sitting, you've just proven you are a bone fide good bloke! Of course you are right about the addition to WA's stats....how could I forget Mikle? Um ahh..slap my butt and call me a bad Mrs!!
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