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So tell me...does this ever actually work for guys??
February 22 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Forgive me but.....are you surfing the crimson wave or something? ~ Indy you just put women back in the dark ages with that remark. If a man said that I would punch his lights out. and sayyeah I am a little testy when I get the rags on....shit what is this 1952?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thanks for cumming Mado
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lily i like the way you think we probably need spell check on here ormoron check
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think many guys look for married women on purpose because they have this fetish of "using another man's cave" lol.... However, one thing is to think about something like this, as a fantasy, another thing is to actually come and tell you.... Guys who would start a conversation like this are probably wankers who watch too much porn!!! I guess they have no real life reference on how to court or flirt with a female.... They obviously don't have a clue why married people would be in here.... That message also shows complete lack of understanding of women and how their sexual response works, but that is just my opinion..... I have had a friend telling me some naughty things on this sort of line, but we have been very good friends and FB for 5 years, so there was an understanding that it was just a sort of joke, and therefore I didn't slap him back :-))... We had a fat laugh and I answered "sure, whatever, shut up and put the condom on!".... E
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hahaha.... It just occurred to me... That perhaps the guy who messages you could have more luck in sending it to a married guy who has submissive fetishes... As in "I would like to fuck your wife and use her holes, bla bla bla".... Maybe that has gotten him laid in the past... Lol.... E
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RHP User
12 years ago
;-) Ohhhh yah bloody killing me fuckn police just came round an raided for a stolen phn mmm that's all a bit to close not to use it well if I'm on the same plan as any off them you would think the 14 05 will be thank by the community for That was it. I'm lost for words!
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RHP User
12 years ago
@ MEander..... he musta found it too challenging to wank, and type.
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RHP User
12 years ago
That's disturbing on a whole other level lol 😉
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Plain280
12 years ago
And that was as original as he could come up with. Its pure fantasy on the part of a bloke trying it on as an intro, as if he is the gods gift to women. I think he confuses fiction as in online porn with reality and deserves to be blocked and deleted.
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'inspirit' I mean really it is just a fucking message. Who so serious about it? Quoting 'LadyTuscan' a fetish, and a fantasy do not always mean reality. so the best thing is to be polite and say, no thank you that's not for me. There is no point to get annoyed about it, after all it could be just a lonely soul getting their only bit of attention from the internet. if a fetish is not for you , then we are all adults here and we can just step away from the people too kinky for our tastes Quoting 'madotara69' Yep, pirates need to know their rivals, and you Meander ain't just any port in a storm, a prodigy yar ar and swords shall cross to you for honour to the code. I'll put up my Pirate pic just for you today. Sorry it be a day today, was off in my ship just going backwards and forwards nothing much else. All for what I say. For missing that pirate lass, keel haul me, or send me out on to the plank someone I beg, as a pirate shall not live a life for misery, searching for that lost message in a bottle, as treasure that lady pirate be. Rather be gone the legend live on and it be said "Here's a tale, a tale of the seven seas, living on birds eyes and fish fingers was he, found frozen in a cheap looking box, a pirate let be." Would be the way of any true pirate who missed that pic, Meander. I shall just have to settle with being Batman (black cape and matching ears)
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RHP User
12 years ago
You on the mushies again :P
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' ;-) Ohhhh yah bloody killing me fuckn police just came round an raided for a stolen phn mmm that's all a bit to close not to use it well if I'm on the same plan as any off them you would think the 14 05 will be thank by the community for That was it. I'm lost for words! How special is he...wonder what bus he is up to lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' Quoting 'Meander' ;-) Ohhhh yah bloody killing me fuckn police just came round an raided for a stolen phn mmm that's all a bit to close not to use it well if I'm on the same plan as any off them you would think the 14 05 will be thank by the community for for I am off my nut, and I have a jacket with very long wrap around sleeves. Ohh look the men with butterfly nets are after me. That was it. I'm lost for words! How special is he...wonder what bus he is up to lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well I try to be as polite as possible in my mails but I'm not the fastest or best typer or texter by any means.. It actually hurts my hands from boxing all my life and working in construction have taken a toll on them. I'm very intelligent and funny with a quick wit and caring personally. Although I don't get the time of day from most I mail recipients. My photos are not the best but I'm constantly told I'm not at all an ugly chap. I have a lot of female friends and find it easy to talk to them. But I find most women on here just rude and (stuck up).. Is it the masses of fuk wits on here that ruin it for the rest of us? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'bigblok83' Is it the masses of fuk wits on here that ruin it for the rest of us? Im going to say "no".... because there are fuckwits out in the non-cyber world. IF you pay attention, act in a manner that is both attractive, and desirable.... you will stand out from the crowd. DG
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'bigblok83' Well I try to be as polite as possible in my mails but I'm not the fastest or best typer or texter by any means.. It actually hurts my hands from boxing all my life and working in construction have taken a toll on them. I'm very intelligent and funny with a quick wit and caring personally. Although I don't get the time of day from most I mail recipients. My photos are not the best but I'm constantly told I'm not at all an ugly chap. I have a lot of female friends and find it easy to talk to them. But I find most women on here just rude and (stuck up).. Is it the masses of fuk wits on here that ruin it for the rest of us? - Posted from rhpmobile I've noticed quite a few guys claiming that it is the actions of other men that are to blame for their own lack of success on here, and I'm sorry but that is bullshit. Plenty of guys do well on here. The fact is that ultimately it's YOUR profile and YOUR messaging approach that are the biggest factors in your success, or otherwise, not the actions of anyone else. Your profile needs some work, and you say yourself that your photos are not the best. Yeah sure you may be a great guy in person, but women aren't mind readers or psychics, and they don't have time to give every guy who contacts them the benefit of the doubt by meeting all of them. All they have to go on for their initial decision is what is in your profile, so like it or not, you need to put that bit of effort into it to inspire that initial interest. If you have a look around the forums you will find plenty of advice given to guys about improving their profiles and messages, have a read and take some of the suggestions on board.
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Cuckle_Shells' I'm Batman................Well I was. I am back at the beach now. Shells. I have been busting, can you do a wee for me, please
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' Quoting 'ApolloThirteen' This a sex site........ Is usually the response I get when I tell those message senders to go forth and multiply. I reckon they're living out their own sick little fantasy when they send them. Cause that's your mind set when you're 35, living at home with mommy and she touches you up every night when her drunken boyfriend has finished with you... Seriously did you write this shit. Talk about respect...I reckon YOUR assumption sucks ass farts. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Classic! Sucks Ass Farts!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Glitch on previous sounds like a dirty porn scenario. ....the guy needs to get his mouth out the gutter and be respectful..... your a woman, not a piece of meat. Hope you blocked him or served him a mouthful of go to hell and wtf. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
LOL my partner collects all the replies I get from dickheads and forwards them off to friends of ours as he thinks it's unfair to keep them all to himself and not share such pearls of wisdom. As he tells me the best thing about being male is the total lack of competition.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Does this site ever wrk? Been on here for awhile now and haven't ever got more than 1 or 2 messages or flirts yet seems like I send out hellos and flirts with no luck Can someone tell wht is the best way to use this site? Sorry bit of subject just thought it fitted the title Any fed back would be great Lewis - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
My main concern aside from the desire to have unprotected sex with a stranger is the almost non decipherable gibberish, it really is a poor reflection on modern schooling. If I had received a message of that quality I would have corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back graded 1/10 must do better and referred him to an evening class taking English lessons.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yup; you get all sorts on here. Yes the plain that try and start a conversation i.e. me. The risky that go that extra step on the first message. And then that!!!!! Sometimes it's hard to break the ice when you read a profile; some go all out, others are conservative. Either way if your conservative you get looked over, if your a little risky or more (and this chap) has gone way beyond the call in my eyes. You're done for. As a lady; you all have the upper hand, until the ice has broken and you really start a conversation. You really might not know what your missing out on chatting to a boring ice approach!!!! I recommend ignoring and blocking him. Stay safe, Koz.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Doesn't work here. But then again, 90% of men who msg us make a point of saying 'Check out my pictures' which are all close up cock pictures - proof they didn't read our profile.
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Seachange73
12 years ago
Quoting 'Arfterglow' Does this site ever wrk? Been on here for awhile now and haven't ever got more than 1 or 2 messages or flirts yet seems like I send out hellos and flirts with no luck Can someone tell wht is the best way to use this site? Sorry bit of subject just thought it fitted the title Any fed back would be great Lewis - Posted from rhpmobileHi Afterglow. Read your profile. I would imagine that if you really want to attract a potential partner, regardless of their sexual orientation, you need to spice up your profile. It seems very bland, although I say slightly above the standard 'lazy' profiles on here that men have. We all want to connect with someone we would like to have some special connection to make us feel good and have fun. So we seek partners who have a personality and have the potential to make the time with them memorable and fun. So spice up yours! Sell yourself a bit and tell them why you are different from the rest and tell them what makes them sexy and what makes you sexy to them without being vulgar. When I read a message or flirt, I read their profile. If I read that it was generated from some template from this site, I just ignore the message as it reeks laziness and no imagination. In my opinion, this could very well extend to the bedroom. Hohum. Not interesting..... You seem like a good looking and intelligent man so you have lots going for you. Put a bit of meat on the hook and then dangle the line. Check out the bites then.... Good luck!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Arfterglow'Does this site ever wrk? Been on here for awhile now and haven't ever got more than 1 or 2 messages or flirts yet seems like I send out hellos and flirts with no luck You are looking for TV/TS only, which severely limits your options. And your profile needs work I think. Check out the newbies and profile clinic sections in Hot Topics. Good luck x
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lily's answer popped up after I wrote mine. Yes, what she said.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Dirty talk is never an ice breaker - except in Hollywood movies.I've never met anyone who doesn't like dirty talk at some point but I don' think I would say the things that cougar4fun was sent.
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RHP User
12 years ago
They cant separate entertainment or fantasy from reality
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Couple_Swap' They cant separate entertainment or fantasy from reality some dirty fucker wanted to come over and Clean Da Pooleven though I told him ten thousand times I do not have a pool
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RHP User
12 years ago
First I want you to fill my bum with whipped cream and let me shoot it out then have you clean the rest of the cream out with a milk enema to get me ready for the 12 strawberries that Im going to put in my bum to pop into that bucket of whipped cream and me eat them and after Ive finished Im going to piss into a wine glass and drink it to wash it down then not being satisfied Ill shove an 18 inches double ender and hold it in my ass in place with a 6 inch butt plug and then just squat and let those fuckers slip out of my arse and do it again and again The guy would most probably think. Shit her grammar is atrocious.
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RHP User
12 years ago
EBliss..... nah. He will be impressed that you can get an 18 inch double ender up your butt for one but the 6 inch butt plug is pure genius.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Cougar4fun, it appears we have had very similar messages, but mine was" to go home with cum dripping down my thighs, whilst walking bow legged" I asked the sender (can't say) if that worked for him in the real world and did he see more action then Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters (his hand) with that line of intro. His reply.....dead silence. I'm thick skinned and nothing phases me, I simply let that derogatory line of messages wash off my back and move forward.
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