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The definitive guide for average guys on RHP...

April 22 2013

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... to meet with an average level of success at meeting (not necessarily having sex with) *specifically* women - as a) the author is not gay/bi, and b) come on, gay dudes don't need help with this.So anyway, a little about the author: I am a mid-30s, professional sort of guy, gets some exercise, yet does not rock a ripped 6-pack, average looks - not hideous, not amazing. (the reason I write this bit is to establish that you don't *need* to be super hot to attract women - here OR irl...)The following guide is very much a 'do as I say, not as I do' sort of deal. I have not followed or done all of the things I mention, but they are based on observations. Observations that I am certain will help a lot of guys with their approach to the site, and the women they are trying to meet... Without further ado:Step 1: GET A GOOD PHOTO.This is first for a very good reason - the first bite is with the eye, like it or not. I myself have terrible photos. I do not have any decent ones. If there is one thing I should have done, it was get someone I know who is inexplicably good at pushing the 'take photo' button and arming myself with some flattering photography. Take the time/effort to get a decent set (say 3-4) photos of yourself.Your photos should be: A picture of your face. Preferably with a nice smile. Bitches love smiles.A picture of your 'body' - that is, it doesn't necessarily have to be of a shredded torso. If you've got this, then by all means, show it off, but trust me on this, just a full-body shot of you in some NICE clothes, looking presentable, where we can get a reasonable idea of your physique is more than good enough. Women actually like how men look in clothes - judging from how much women like 'men in uniform' alone.Tatts: If you have some decent tatts, its probably a good idea to have a nice photo or two of them. Lots of women will go for guys expressly because they have tattoos. Why? I have no fucking clue, its just a drawing on skin, and bears little to no relation to the personality of the person wearing the drawing, but there you go - if you're inked, and its decent (i.e. save your southern cross tatts), show it off.Save your cock-shots for the PG. There are, at last count, 53,672,933 photos of guys dicks on this site. Is yours really that spectacular? From all reports I've heard, women are less impressed by cock shots than about 93% of men on this site believe.YOUR PHOTOS SHOULD BE RECENT. And by 'recent', I mean "Taken within the last few years".2. WRITE A DECENT PROFILEYou do not need to be Ernest Hemingway. Just a couple of sentences, maybe a full paragraph in reasonably well-written English about you, your interests, what you like/are looking for, that 'sells' you a little bit is enough. I realise that there are many people with less than stellar written language skills - many of the women's profiles I look at appear to be written by a chimp who has been taught text-English. Such is the parlous state of our educational system. The internet has many easily accessible tools to help you with your spelling/grammar. Having some nice spelling is not going to be the dealbreaker, but it certainly helps.Protip: It's a good idea to add (and actually think): "I am looking to have some fun, but am open to more with the right person", or words to that exact effect. This establishes what you're looking for, but also provides a vague addition that you are emotionally mature enough to consider more than just your cock. You never know, it might just turn out to be true.3. WRITE MORE THAN A SENTENCE WHEN YOU MESSAGE WOMEN. You're spending money on the site to gain the amazing ability to converse with more than some utterly inadequate, and laughably bad stock phrases. USE THIS ABILITY.Messaging someone with something like "HAY LOL WANA FUK" is likely not going to get the job done. Again, your message doesn't have to be Shakespeare, but it should introduce yourself, engage with the specific person you're messaging - i.e. Actually mentions something about them, their name, or something/s they mentioned in their Profile. DO NOT USE TEMPLATES PEOPLE CAN TELL WHEN YOU USE TEMPLATES AND PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE TEMPLATES AS TEMPLATES ARE FOR ROBOTS.4. BE POLITE WHEN FACED WITH REJECTION/IGNORING.The ratio of men/women on the site would be staggeringly huge. I don't know what it is, but I am absolutely certain that this ratio would put the worlds largest gangbang to shame. By and large (and yes, I am aware that this statement ins't 100% true), the woman you are messaging is being messaged/flirted with by literally hundreds of other guys. To answer all of this is a literal full-time job. You stand a better chance of getting a reply when you write a nice message, but even then, the girls are snowed under. Empathise with this, because it's a lot to deal with, especially as - apparently - a lot of the messages are far, far less than savoury. It sucks not getting a reply, and has certainly frustrated me in the past, but heres a big protip for you:Suck it up, princess. Deal with it. Be an adult, and move on.If you message someone and they are kind enough to take the trouble to say (or even copy/paste): "Thanks for the message, but I am not interested, best of luck", or the like, be a man, a grown-up man and message them back to thank them for the reply, and move on. Help foster the behaviour of replying to messages. DO NOT REPLY WITH SOME SNARKY, PETULANT, PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE REPLY - DOING THIS MAKES YOU A DOUCHEBAG. DON'T BE A DOUCHEBAG.5. HAVE SOME PERSPECTIVE, OR GROUNDING IN REALITY WHEN CHOOSING WOMEN TO MESSAGEOk, I'm sure there are some tales of 60+ year-old guys getting in tough with some 18-20 year-old hotties and getting to live out their disturbing, sort of paedophillic fantasies with them - or maybe not so disturbing, attractive, taut, young-adult bodies are attractive... But if you are, say, 30 years older than the woman you are messaging, or more - you need to step away from the computer. Have some perspective, and some fucking respect for yourself. If you're having to wonder if it's appropriate for you to message, then here's yet another handy protip: IT ISN'T APPROPRIATE. CLOSE THE WINDOW, AND GO LOOK AT MORE AGE-APPROPRIATE WOMEN. You are not Jack Donaghy (TV show reference for those that don't know - google it), if you were, you wouldn't be on this site, you would be busy being an impossibly successful, wealthy, and handsome older gentleman, and having sex with models/running huge corporations. The girls are not interested - even when they say they are looking for older guys, there is in 98% of cases, a very clear upper limit.RESPECT THE AGE RANGE WOMEN SET.Outside the age issue - relative looks. This can be a tough one, because there are lots of guys who 'punch above their weight' here and irl, so I'm gonna leave this one up to you - If you're feeling it, hen have a crack at it, slugger and best of luck. Just don't be mad if/when you get ignored or declined.6. DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE A LITTLE PERSISTENT.This is one you want to be careful with. Persistence IS a good thing, in moderation. Lots of moderation. Due to the aforementioned phenomena of women receiving a lot of messages, it's entirely possible your messages has just 'slipped through the cracks'... Don't be afraid to, after a reasonable interval, try again with another message. Be polite, don't try to pretend you didn't already send one, but just put it out there again - maybe she meant to message and just lost track of it. For me, I actually was fortunately enough to meet up with a couple women after a follow-up messages that was - geniuinely - asking for advice with my messages, how I could improve what I was writing. Maybe that will 'work' (for lack of a better word) for you, I don't know.Just be sure you're careful, and not stalky with this. A very *little* persistence can be good.7. HAVE SOME GODDAMNED SELF-RESPECTTry not to prostrate yourself upon the Altar of Vagina. Be complimentary, of course, but don't be a toady or a lickspittle. Nothing is more sexy than confidence. Let me repeat that:NOTHING IS MORE SEXY THAN CONFIDENCESome people, men and women, mistake confidence with arrogance - that is, they mistake an arrogant attitude with being confident. Usually these people think that 'Alpha Male' is a term that has any relevance to Homo Sapiens. It does not. Arrogance is a security blanket weak people hide behind to cover up their own perceived shortcomings.Confidence is many things, but is essentially knowing who you are, and what you want. Do not be afraid to say and be those things. If you think that you need to suck up to or ingratiate yourself to a person in order to gain their favour, then you a) need to get a new job, you will never make it where you are, and b) need to get new friends/love interests, they will never treat you well or with respect, and if you are trying that as a tactic here, then I fear for your chances.If you do get a positive response from a woman, do not feel you must slather her with piles of compliments. I mean, if you truly do think the things you're saying, go for it, but don't do it because you think it will make her more likely to put your penis in close proximity to her vagina. It won't - it's off-putting and sort of gross. Be yourself, not what you think others think you should be.Lastly:8. DO NOT HAVE EXPECTATIONSYou have written a message. Your intended has read it, looked at your profile and found the whole deal to her liking. SHe responds. There is some back-and-forth (not too much, try to cut to the chase a *little* bit, save the questions and the stories for when you meet, it's a lot better that way), and you arrange to meet up.THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX. IT MEANS YOU ARE GOING TO MEET SOMEONE FOR COFFEE/DRINK/DINNER/SKYDIVING/WHATEVER. REMEMBER THAT.Here's a thing you may not know - women are actually fun to be around, even when nudity isn't an option. They often have different perspectives and experiences to men, and are also often very different to your mates. Enjoy this. You are meeting up to enjoy the novel, and delightful experience of meeting a new person, an experience which is *spiced* with the possibility of having sex with this person.That's all it is: a possibility. Do not take it as anything more than that, and you will enjoy yourself a whole lot more, as you will be a lot more relaxed, and more 'yourself', and ironically enough, likely stand a much better chance of getting that sex you want so, so badly. If you meet, and there isn't enough of a spark (on her end) for it to work out, then again, suck it up, go home and jerk off. A date does not equal sex.A side note: If any guy reading this has ever spiked a woman's drink and drugged them into an insensible state in order to have sex with them, you are a total fucking lowlife rapist - a RAPIST, make no mistake - and you should be chemically castrated, you fucking lowlife piece of shit. The sooner you are out of the genepool, the better.---So, that's my guide for having *some* success with meeting women through this site. My subscription is about to expire, and I don't think I'll renew (for now, maybe in a little while), but if I do head back, I'll definitely be taking some of my own advice, particularly the photos. I can't tell you how important they are! (and I'm not saying 'Women are shallow bitches' or anything remotely like that - I'm saying my photos suck, and I should have taken the effort)Thanks for reading, and I hope that this improves the experience of RPH for the guys that read it - and by dint of this, the women who they would like to meet.CheersSam

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ironic that just after I finish reading this, I get a message from some wanker which says simply, "DTF?". That's it. How I would love to copy this and send it to him and all the other guys who assume that women on a site like this don't even deserve basic manners. Thumbs up from me OP

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    It was an amusing read with a lot of truth behind it, the persona portrayed within the whole post is something the guys should take note of

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    "Bitches love smiles"???? Sorry thats all that jumped out at me, but I guess this thread is for guys...- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Agree with most of it. Though my issue tends to be with men ignoring my height requirement. OneEmerald: Just a parody, I'm sure OP meant to disrespect. It make me laugh in this context to be honest.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    It's actually a joke, one emerald - as it's also CLEARLY out of step with the tone and general content of the rest of the entire post. It's actually referring a fairly common meme - do a google image search on "bitches love (insert object)" and you'll see what it means. Or go ahead and fly a little off the handle over three words in an obviously thought-out and respectful-of-women post. Your choice.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You know, height requirements really kind of suck and are in actuality really hurtful. I mean, as a taller sort of guy, it doesn't really affect me, but I have funny, successful, genuinely awesome-people mates who as a result of their stature have huge difficulty with women. It really sucks. I mean hey - you can't help it, I guess, but it is food for thought... Glad you liked the post

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    10. Women are always right. ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Absolutely loved it. Well thought out and constructively written.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Well done...now I'm going to go back, and make sure i'm doing everything you've stated

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Op.... You forgot... 10. Raise your public profile through obvious activity in the forums. (thinly veiled advertisements of self via topics asking for help, or seeking to meet are optional) ;-) DG

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Great one IW . It is all common sense really but I sometimes forget and break the item 5 and 6 rule.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I thought your bitches comment was funny! And I hope all douche bags have read this. I regularly get abused for either not writing back at all OR saying sorry I'm not really feeling it... Good luck though makes me an instant ungrateful slut. People need to relax and enjoy the ride! - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    OP,but why not stay as a guest and keep posting.Your posts are always thought provoking and intelligent without being artificial

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Where the hell is the "Like" button!!!   Funny, thought provoking and in many ways oh so true. Love it!!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Nice read Sam.

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  • cbdlivin

    cbdlivin

    13 years ago

    Loved the OP, and it is so true. I remember years ago being asked by a few guys why they were having no luck and after looking at their profiles it was obvious they needed this sort of advice. At this point of course the obvious issue came up, you can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it drink. So many guys just will not listen to good advice, as after all your profile is their to target the person you are looking for, and try to show you are the guy they are looking for.I just hope a few of the guys on here take the time to read what you have written and not just complain they cannot meet people.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Thank you...I did like it..bravo brother bravo... Good work!!! I am going to agree with OneEmerald...I don't like calling other women bitches and don't like being called one either..I maybe a Fox but female dog I am not...sorry that's just me..and plus mum and nan say "if you call anyone a bitch it makes you look jealous of their success"..I think its an ugly word. I know it wasn't said to me on a personal note...well anyways WELCOME to the Forums and hope you continue to post.. FOXY

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'innerwest123' It's actually a joke, one emerald - as it's also CLEARLY out of step with the tone and general content of the rest of the entire post. It's actually referring a fairly common meme - do a google image search on "bitches love (insert object)" and you'll see what it means. Or go ahead and fly a little off the handle over three words in an obviously thought-out and respectful-of-women post. Your choice. Lol - This was me too.......I'm guilty, guilty, guilty - send me to the gallows!!!. A little hormonal today

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Write her a sonnet,bitches love sonnets.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Lmfao that is all....- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hey Sam:0 Thanks for your sage advice I thoroughly enjoyed reading it and your SOH behind it Minus the "Bitches Label" .. but you're forgiven because it really is a comprehensive Guide some Guys should read Unfortunately those who need to won't bother.. I hope you do find what you're seeking in reality where ever you meet them Take heart the Women who are meant to be in your Life will be at the right time. . Good Luck! Cheers Lu :)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    This could be mixed with an 80's pop culture theme to be titled "The Definitive Dumbarse Collection" There I said it :p - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ... that the OP is on the other side of the country.   With a profile and a post like that *puddle on the floor*   Oh...and for me, bad spelling IS a dealbreaker... sad but true.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Although I am a man, so just kind of skimmed it wondering when there would be pictures.Mr C

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    in the sandpit. Fuck knows this bitch ain't got nuthin' to say ...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'paintme' in the sandpit. Fuck knows this bitch ain't got nuthin' to say ... ... I'm always open to invites!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Good effort matey - it's nice to think that some people are trying to "help out the competition" as it were :) Plus you didn't use any txt speak and only one person so far has taken offence ;) So far, winning! :PBut yeah - I'm sure the male contingent of the RHP community is grateful for your point of view...Peace out.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Great work. Ms Fun

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Nice advice, even funny in some parts.   I wonder if there are stats on the ratio of men to women ? Would be interesting to know.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'chickcara' Although I am a man, so just kind of skimmed it wondering when there would be pictures.Mr C Chickcara, pictures/diagrams/illustrations won't help. How many men read Ikea instructions when assembling furniture?

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  • ArtemisLuna

    ArtemisLuna

    13 years ago

    Great to read and oh so true.... Guys need to read this ALL of it... Maybe just punctuate it with tit pics here and there to keep them interested haha. Good work & maybe im the exception but I love being called a bitch! Lol MrsLuna- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Yep, bitches love sonnets. Don't forget the dirty poetry. LOL. Agree MrC, I read the headings though! Innerwest, just an observation, I remember a while ago a young guy make a comment to one of the women of the forum and it caused WWIII. The women were outraged at his rudeness. And it all turned out that he was quoting a song. So although cougars may be HAWT we don't always get the jokes and references that younger people may know about.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hold off on the jokes or any references that can be misconstrued until you know the woman's sense of humour.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I sound like an old fogey!!! LMAO.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Great to read and oh so true.... Guys need to read this ALL of it... Maybe just punctuate it with tit pics here and there to keep them interested haha. Good work & maybe im the exception but I love being called a bitch! Lol MrsLuna- Posted from rhpmobile I was reading your post MrsLuna when i saw your pic, clicked on your profile and saw your tits. Mission accomplished

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  • ontheflipside

    ontheflipside

    13 years ago

    Right place right time, every strategy has some form of success to failure rate . I've tried all the strategies noted in this thread and yet it all comes back to patience, right place and time. Majority of people on here are incredibly selfish and narrow compared to real world "old school" matchmaking just because it's the net. I've lost count the number of times i meet someone's criteria, who say they enjoy me and my profile and would be interested in meeting yet when push comes to shove and the idea of meeting up never ever comes it it. In the end it's good luck guys!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Fluffs his hair up like Don King... and offers a set of gloves to Sirlurk and Innerwest.....TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got tickets for sale here.......!!!!lolI actually kind a liked the topic.Because unlike one other guys endless postulations .... I actually read it all without suffering an aneurism.lolDG

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Personally great post mate it surely does hit home with my lame hearted attempt of a profile,for me back to the drawing board probably being out of the dating scene for ever and a day I have totally lost touch with modern day society except for politeness which is a must,so thanks- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    love this thread! :D

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I don't know what happened but it says you are quoting me when in fact you are showing MrsLuna's comment??

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    They both standing in the same corner.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'paintme' They both standing in the same corner. ---THanks for the comments guys, glad that most of you have enjoyed the post!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hey firstly let me congratulate you Innerwest123 for having the balls to write your blog, being helpful to your fello man and actually putting stuff that makes sense in it. Well Done!I do question this bit though..... and I'm not commenting to start a war or anything... just voicing my personal opinionProtip: It's a good idea to add (and actually think): "I am looking to have some fun, but am open to more with the right person", or words to that exact effect. This establishes what you're looking for, but also provides a vague addition that you are emotionally mature enough to consider more than just your cock. You never know, it might just turn out to be true.Lets face it there is a large percentage of people on this site that AREN'T open to more with the right person..... they are just on here for sex experiences.. pure and simple. So I just think that comment should really be kept for those of us that really ARE open to more with the right person.As said previously - Well done and yes maybe it should be compulsory reading, for some at least.. lolP.S. Compliments on your own pictures and profileXX Folly XX

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Well done Op only thing I noticed was your Protip there was a recent fourm about men having this in their profiles and if memory serves me correctly we got a but of a bagging by some of the ladies for having it our profiles. I will confess to having not seeking a relationship but would be open to one with the right lady on my profile but removed it after the flack that was in that forum. Anyway good read mate thanks.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Love it!- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Ditto the whole topic and tips when it comes to contacting Couples Well done and well said dude.

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  • Rhp_rebecca

    Rhp_rebecca

    13 years ago

    All user are reminded to please stay on topic. If the topic continues to take a negative turn that is not related to the topic posted by the OP, the thread will be closed and no further posting allowed. RedHotPie Forum Moderation Team.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    To inthekink, I don't remember seeing a forum giving men flack for saying they were open to a relationship if they met the right person. When was that? I do remember a recent one asking why men in fact didn't think that way because a lot of women actually do thing this way and would love to meet the right person or people. :P I think you should put it back. :D

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Meeka it was started by inspirit forum topic was seeking a relationship.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    That was thoughtfully written, educational and piss funny. Bravo- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'Innerwest, just an observation, I remember a while ago a young guy make a comment to one of the women of the forum and it caused WWIII. The women were outraged at his rudeness. And it all turned out that he was quoting a song. "I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one"?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'innerwest123' Quoting 'paintme' They both standing in the same corner. --- THanks for the comments guys, glad that most of you have enjoyed the post!But would definitely add the "Post on forums" bit as DG suggested.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Can't agree more with this post, but no matter how much the Ladies protest the guys with cock shots in their profiles still get more dates than the rest. There's no afrodisac like loneliness so says the Whitlams, but there is no afrodisac better than confidence. Now a confident male might end up being an arrogant male, an asshole male, and he may never end up keeping the nice Lady. But he always gets given a chance. Where the poor nice guys ends up babysitting his sisters kids while she goes on yet another date with the wrong guy.   And based on no evidence at all my guess is that there is at least 10 guys to every gal at a minimun on these type of sites..

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Adventure_Folly'I do question this bit though..... and I'm not commenting to start a war or anything... just voicing my personal opinionProtip: It's a good idea to add (and actually think): "I am looking to have some fun, but am open to more with the right person", or words to that exact effect. Isn't this one of the template sentences in the profile builder? I've seen it so many times I don't take it seriously.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You sir, are a genius, and are hereby awarded +5 internets.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Thank you for a great read! All so true! What is wrong with people that they honestly think the absolute best feature they have is their cock or pussy? I love both of these but not in a profile pic! Think about the bait you're putting on your hook, will it attract the kind of fish you want..........

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  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    13 years ago

    A recent, convincing (not!) message I received was "Hay... U up for a bit of dogging tonight?" Clearly he needs to read your post. Thank you for taking the time to make it obvious what will actually make a woman respond in the positive!! And BTW, it's a pity you are not in Victoria

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Very good post thank you I even felt a bit guilty about my profile after reading it so maybe some women can get a few tips too lol !!!!! Sorry if some guys felt my profile and lack of replies were ever nasty, but seriously dont want to reply to messages from boys in their 20's and wankheads are people who send first time messages that are stupid like "Nice tits" or "Wanna suck my cock" ......... Yea nah thanks anyway !! I will try be more considerate though

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    that made me laugh very good read lol

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I would fellate you based on this post alone.... If you we're taller ;)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Damn autocorrect

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Adventure_Folly'I do question this bit though..... and I'm not commenting to start a war or anything... just voicing my personal opinionProtip: It's a good idea to add (and actually think): "I am looking to have some fun, but am open to more with the right person", or words to that exact effect. Isn't this one of the template sentences in the profile builder? I've seen it so many times I don't take it seriously. ----That statement is couched between two others, that are very important to the overall sentence: i.e. "(and actually think)", and "you never know, it might just be true" - don't leave those out, they are part of what I was saying. Yes its a sort of generic term, but I added that if you 'actually think' this, it does leave you open and is a more mature approach, and further, you might just be in for a pleasant surprise as a result.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MissSarahCurious' I would fellate you based on this post alone.... If you we're taller ;) ---If you could type correctly ;)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    A few people have mentioned that being active on the forums should be something added to this list... I don't really agree.a) This is just a guide for average guys looking to get in touch with some women, not so much guys really looking to engage with the community, per se, so it's not super appropriate to this guide, strictly speaking.b) While it certainly gets you looked at, from my experience it doesn't really get you any genuine interest. I've had a few people message me to say 'great post' - though ALL of these people have been far too far away to be a genuinely potential meet-up, and really, theyre just saying 'nice post', not OMG I WANT UR DIK. I have, however, just received a flirt from a nearby woman, who I have looked at before and considered messaging, but of course, now my sub has run out hahaha - though to be honest, I think she was just being friendly.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Sorry mate, I won't be taking advice from you or anyone else here, especially in a condesending way from another guy, some of us like to use our own personal touch, and respect and dignity are my forte, not selling myself in a profile. I don't deal well with shallow people anyhow, so if it's all about photos and bullshit, they are not for me anyway. Just worry about yourself mate, everybody has to work these things out for themselves, and those who have no luck have to get it together their own way. Having said all that, the majority of your content is sound advice, unfortunately the less intellectual male will still be sending one line messages like "want a root". Nice to know someone is thinking anyhow. P.S even in jest the term "bitches" could be constrewed as offensive, ladies like tattoos too.- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'innerwest123' b) While it certainly gets you looked at, from my experience it doesn't really get you any genuine interest. I've had a few people message me to say 'great post' - though ALL of these people have been far too far away to be a genuinely potential meet-up, and really, theyre just saying 'nice post', not OMG I WANT UR DIK. Quick count: Exactly half of the guys I have had sex with via RHP were ones that caught my interest on the forums. Just sayin'.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    For me the real interest is in intelligent women, yes they are looking at posts in the forums, they interact and participate and they start with a look at who is behind the name... The others don't make contact of course, and I'm not feeling sorry about that either :-)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Something like 70 percent in my case, and yes there are also those I've just messaged to say hey I like your post, but even some of those would be potentials if we were in the same geographic region!- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'karynb' Something like 70 percent in my case, and yes there are also those I've just messaged to say hey I like your post, but even some of those would be potentials if we were in the same geographic region!- Posted from rhpmobile But as this is more of a general (though a little tongue-in-cheek) how-to guide for average guys, its really just more about the basic approach to profiles and general behaviour, and actually approaching women with messgaes etc.Forum stuff is a little bit more 'advanced', i'd say. I can definitely see how being active on forums has an effect, though. just not so much for me :( AWWWWWWWWWWW

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I have a photo that is clear & recent, and while it may not appeal to everyones taste there is more to my photo then meets the eye. When I first joind here I had a look at a few other blokes profiles (to gauge the competition) & found most blokes pics fell into 3 main categories at least for the NT, 1) holding up a fish as the big game hunter......2) holding a beer or a bar up as the pisshead..... 3) the obigitory cock shot as the wanker. So my photo is meant in the context that I dont need to be drunk or to kill things to have fun & while I have the 3rd item I'm not so self absorbed to for get to spoil a lady. The other facet to my photo is at the centre of it is my mouth, lips, teeth, tongue, now a lot of women have boob/ cleavage shots to emphasise what they consider their best asset................ do I really need to join the dots here?I have (or at least believe) I took the time to write a decent profile (again tho it wont appeal to everyone & I can accept that) but then if women dont get the humor my profile is meant in then yes its working well as a screening method/ tool as they probably wont get my personality in person. As to the message part I dont treat this any differently to IRL & most of my opening mesages are simply "Hi how are you doing", but that is how I would initially approach a woman in a pub/club/ shopping centre etc. But I will concede that on this point I might be doing something wrong. Again IRL I dont get ignored (or at leat not very often) and I do have the audacity to speak my mind both on here & IRL. So as such I will voice my displeasure at been ignored. But again its a good filtering method/ tool. I rarely go "fishing" outside my age group & when I do I am respectful of any age criteria the woman has. ie if a 27yr old has a age range of 18 -99 then I clearly fall within that. As to been persistant, I will send a couple of messages but thats about all and again if I havent got a reply that screening tool is working well for me in that if someone doesnt have 30 seconds for a reply on here they wont have the time for me in person (not that I'm particully needy) but I'm not much into the "wham bam thank you mam" thing. I have confidence in spades, but that is sometimes seen by the less confident as arrogance. So again the screening tool is doing its thing. My only expectation in meeting is that 1) they turn up on time & 2) some frivilous banter. To the OP a well written post with some good tips for both sides of the gender divide.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'innerwest123' b) While it certainly gets you looked at, from my experience it doesn't really get you any genuine interest. I've had a few people message me to say 'great post' - though ALL of these people have been far too far away to be a genuinely potential meet-up, and really, theyre just saying 'nice post', not OMG I WANT UR DIK. Quick count: Exactly half of the guys I have had sex with via RHP were ones that caught my interest on the forums. Just sayin'. How many have opened up on the forums and instantly made the "not if you were the last dude on Earth" list?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    What a great read. Lets hope all the RHP men read it. In fact RHP should employ you! But what I really thought ( tongue in cheek) is that you are really a female psychologist who trains employees at Danoz Direct. Good luck to you, hope you find what YOU are looking for. Ms M.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I liked the read. I giggled and agreed, laughed and nodded at the tongue in cheek and the blunt - the good, the bad and the ugly! Very admirable of you to share your insights. Hopefully some guys will understand the "game" a little better. Loved your stats references too - such a pisser!!! Bella xxx- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hi Sam I enjoyed reading your ideas.....but would like to add this into section 2.Do profile pics get my attention? Absolutely! So guys when you take a profile pic, look at the environment in the reflection of the mirror..... make sure the toilet seat is down, pick your clothes and towels off the floor, wipe over the mirror to remove the excess toothbrushing flicks etc. First impression remember and as noted us women look at smaller details it isn't all about the body or cock! Good Luck in your search everyone x

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'chickcara' How many have opened up on the forums and instantly made the "not if you were the last dude on Earth" list? I don't have a list like that, and I don't like the idea. The opposite has been true though, where I loved someone's posts (and profile and pictures), only to meet them and realise they were just not for me. I still think the forums are a brilliant place to get yourself noticed.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Angeldust4u' So guys when you take a profile pic, look at the environment in the reflection of the mirror..... make sure the toilet seat is down, pick your clothes and towels off the floor, wipe over the mirror to remove the excess toothbrushing flicks etc. I so agree and think guys don't always realise women see the all the details. I received a flirt from a gentleman who had taken a selfie in a bedroom. It showed he was sleeping on a mattrass on the floor. Both were covered in sheets and clothes that appeared to have come from the open suitcase right next to him. I truly made me wonder (maybe totally incorrectly) if he'd been kicked out of home and was camping out at a mate's place.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'innerwest123' A few people have mentioned that being active on the forums should be something added to this list... I don't really agree.a) This is just a guide for average guys looking to get in touch with some women, not so much guys really looking to engage with the community, per se, so it's not super appropriate to this guide, strictly speaking.b) While it certainly gets you looked at, from my experience it doesn't really get you any genuine interest. I've had a few people message me to say 'great post' - though ALL of these people have been far too far away to be a genuinely potential meet-up, and really, theyre just saying 'nice post', not OMG I WANT UR DIK. I have, however, just received a flirt from a nearby woman, who I have looked at before and considered messaging, but of course, now my sub has run out hahaha - though to be honest, I think she was just being friendly. forums can be good for getting laid if you're in the capital cities and surrounds. If, like me, you live thousands of kilometres away from the people who post on / read the forums, then they're just good for a chuckle (sometimes genuine, sometimes with accompanying eye-roll) every now and then.

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  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    13 years ago

    Insightful, factual and oh so fckg funny. The number of guys here who make those faux pas. It's like I often say, nice headshot but a pic of your face would've been better. Or more recently a guy who had his pee pee alongside a coke can for sizing....lmao don't think I'll drink coke ever again!! I haven't had much abuse (2 jerks since I joined last Aug/Sept) and think it's my approach. I also try to respond to all my "fan" male, courtesy costs nothing. Then again weiters cramp is a bitch too, bitches don't like writers cramp. On that note, I'm thoroughly overjoyed by this post and hope it helps your cause IW. Gold mate, gold!! Safari

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Whilst i haven't found my lovely regular local lover that i was seeking......you'd be suprised at how many men travel regularly. As i said earlier, 70 percent of the guys i've played with, initial contact was made by me because i noticed comments in the forums. Only one of them could be considered local to me ie. within a 4 hour drive. Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Quoting 'innerwest123' A few people have mentioned that being active on the forums should be something added to this list... I don't really agree. a) This is just a guide for average guys looking to get in touch with some women, not so much guys really looking to engage with the community, per se, so it's not super appropriate to this guide, strictly speaking. b) While it certainly gets you looked at, from my experience it doesn't really get you any genuine interest. I've had a few people message me to say 'great post' - though ALL of these people have been far too far away to be a genuinely potential meet-up, and really, theyre just saying 'nice post', not OMG I WANT UR DIK. I have, however, just received a flirt from a nearby woman, who I have looked at before and considered messaging, but of course, now my sub has run out hahaha - though to be honest, I think she was just being friendly. forums can be good for getting laid if you're in the capital cities and surrounds. If, like me, you live thousands of kilometres away from the people who post on / read the forums, then they're just good for a chuckle (sometimes genuine, sometimes with accompanying eye-roll) every now and then.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Now all the wankers will think they have a new game plan, this can only end badly for the decent guys :-(- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    the majority of people i have met off this site have been people i met from either chat or off the forums. getting involved in both increases your chances of being noticed hugely. Playing the numbers game has never interested me and sending off message after message has never worked for me.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Sorry to be a bit Naive...but what the hell does that mean??

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'jonkent'Sorry to be a bit Naive...but what the hell does that mean?? Down to fuck. Classy, huh?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Really?? Oh my god! thats so funny!! There's a new thread right there ladies! Best one liners from the 53,672,933 cock pics that are on this site.. And great topic innerwest by the way :-)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    It won't matter if the wankers did use it as a game plan....what truly matters is how YOU yourself stand out....rendering ANY guide that this OP or someone else writes as useless. People's true colours always shine through the facade given time.- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Love the optimism and positivity there 1plus...Tip#1...... when dealing with "competition".... believe... you have NO competition.DG

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'jonkent'Sorry to be a bit Naive...but what the hell does that mean?? Down to fuck. Classy, huh? ---... Did it work?Ah, who am I kidding, of COURSE it did!Who could resist that?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'innerwest123' Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'jonkent'Sorry to be a bit Naive...but what the hell does that mean?? Down to fuck. Classy, huh? ---... Did it work?Ah, who am I kidding, of COURSE it did!Who could resist that? I know right??! Definitely a keeper!! Actually, I sent him the following reply:"Sorry, I don't fuck little boys who don't know how to use their words properly."Childish perhaps, but it made me feel better

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ... If some of the amazingly sexy women contacting me as a result of this post actually lived within 500km of me!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    So having written the definitive guide, how's it working for you ? Getting laid ?Your in one of the bigger Capital cities, follow your own advice, can't be too hard, can it ?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'innerwest123' ... If some of the amazingly sexy women contacting me as a result of this post actually lived within 500km of me! Considering the time and effort invested in your topic.,.. You'd damn well hope so, right.LOL DG

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Apply all the same points to men. Of course I'm not saying All men are shallow! Lolol. Course not.- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • WhispersAndMoans

    WhispersAndMoans

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'innerwest123' You know, height requirements really kind of suck and are in actuality really hurtful. I mean, as a taller sort of guy, it doesn't really affect me, but I have funny, successful, genuinely awesome-people mates who as a result of their stature have huge difficulty with women. It really sucks. I mean hey - you can't help it, I guess, but it is food for thought... Glad you liked the post This is an issue for us - she gets turned on by tall, broad guys. Guys shorter than her don't get the juices flowing the same way. Surprisingly enough we are here to get the juices flowing. We won't get everyone's juices flowing. All preferences could be hurtful; we are mindful of peoples feelings but we are not your counselor. Someone wise once said - Suck it up, princess. Deal with it. Be an adult, and move on.Well thought out OP though. Mind if we copy it for one of our template replies?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'innerwest123'You know, height requirements really kind of suck and are in actuality really hurtful. I mean, as a taller sort of guy, it doesn't really affect me, but I have funny, successful, genuinely awesome-people mates who as a result of their stature have huge difficulty with women. It really sucks. I get a few responses from men saying I'm too demanding, rigid and I don't give shorter guys a chance. I'm also regularly told I may be be missing out on great guys by having a strict height requirement. But here's the thing: I'm not on this site to find a partner, let alone a soulmate. I joined to find men I'm completely physically attracted to, for no-strings-attached fun. I receive enough emails from men who fulfill all my requirements, so I don't feel the need to give those who don't "a chance". I'm picky because I can be on here. And I make no apologies for wanting what I want.   p.s. It does work the other way too for us tall girls.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Well ladies....it looks like the Doyan of dating has spoken :) - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'sirlurkalot'Well ladies....it looks like the Doyan of dating has spoken :) Should this be on the list? Include Star Wars/Star Trek/World of Warcraft references in your messages. Bitches love nerds.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MegaHungry'Sorry mate, I won't be taking advice from you or anyone else here, especially in a condesending way from another guy, some of us like to use our own personal touch, and respect and dignity are my forte, not selling myself in a profile. I don't deal well with shallow people anyhow, so if it's all about photos and bullshit, they are not for me anyway. Just worry about yourself mate, everybody has to work these things out for themselves, and those who have no luck have to get it together their own way. Having said all that, the majority of your content is sound advice, unfortunately the less intellectual male will still be sending one line messages like "want a root". Nice to know someone is thinking anyhow. P.S even in jest the term "bitches" could be constrewed as offensive, ladies like tattoos too.- Posted from rhpmobile wanna root?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    some men sound short when they are tall,and some short men sound tall

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Much work he has done yes?*master yoda's voice*- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    So who is going to write the definitive guide for extraordinary women? ;-)

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