M47
i wish i had a small cock :(
December 20 2017
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RHP User
8 years ago
Put a pic up and lets us judge. But hey mate, I'd say you may not be turning them on enough...... FYI the glorious pussy can expand in width and length, if she is ummmmmmmm excited to recieve the dong. Just sayin 🎄🎄 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
By the way 🤣🤣 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
how do I post my pic ?
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RHP User
8 years ago
I just get told it's too thick ! some really love it tho
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RHP User
8 years ago
I hear the same from every man,... until we meet then they say they were joking...... 😂
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RHP User
8 years ago
Christmas just came early 😂😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I do a lot of foreplay before but am still too thick ! I love foreplay - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Well am thicker then deodorant can I have pics in my pg I can show on request - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Its the length. Your pic looks a little stubby for over 9"..As for the girth ... yeah nah. In my view of course. Literally. Tho you do have a bit of kink happening. Maybe thats why they squirt. You maasage the GSpot with that girth. You are thick but not that thick. So maybe just chill out ey - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I think the camera angle make it look small ! But in person I get told it's huge - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Thanks for your help ! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Women like that eh?? I understand your dilemma...I’d not know what do if I were greeted by a cock that resembled one of Jim Henson’s muppets lol Ahh huh...ah huh...yep yep yep - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
always look bigger. Looks quite small to me
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RHP User
8 years ago
Love the deodorant can pics hidden in pg 😂
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RHP User
8 years ago
I wish I had a big pussy too. I get told it's so small and tight, and no cock will fit in it 😉 Where's the doc 😱
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RHP User
8 years ago
The cock doc 🆘
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RHP User
8 years ago
This is by far, the most hilarious forum topic! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I have uploaded some new pics my photo skills are bad as the can looks small too but if you went to your supermarket and had a look of a can then compared it you would have an idea of my size plus am not full erected in the pics but am normally same length and fatter then the can - Posted from rhpmobile
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DynamicCouple36
8 years ago
Clearly it’s school holidays ..... Ohh and what an advert . - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
And remember, some people are easily pleased
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DynamicCouple36
8 years ago
judging by your profile name, the apparent size if your all important extremely, is certainly not bothering you. Or is it ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Hung_HighStamina' how do I post my pic ? It's dude of 'I've got all these women falling in love with me but nobody wants to meet me!' fame. I'm starting to look forward to seeing what you come up with next. This one certainly didn't disappoint
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DynamicCouple36
8 years ago
Excuse the typos . Bloody iPhone If= of Extremely = extremity - Posted from rhpmobile
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teejaylongsword
8 years ago
Sometimes I cry myself to sleep because of my massive cock. I cant roll over at night because my huge stick gets in the way. When I go jogging it is flip flopping about like there is a mad and angry sausage dog trapped in my shorts. In the shower there is not enough room for both me and my cock. I have to poke it out through a crack in the shower screen. I am in tears right now writing this. Stuff poverty, screw global warming ... my cock is a BIG tragedy Women stare at the huge shape in my pants when I am at the supermarket. They forget my beautiful eyes. When walking in the park, my dates hold my cock. They forget to hold my hand. When trying to socialise, woman won't talk to be because their mouths are full with my donk. They forget about my great personality and mind. I hate my big pulsing sexy cock
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DynamicCouple36
8 years ago
A dick for a profile pic. Are you one of those who only thinks with his dick? Surely there is more to you, than your dick ? Or is there ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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FeistyFatty
8 years ago
Most Hilarious Topic of the Year!!!!. You must have a glitch on your profile because those pics don't match your description...... other than being a dick of course lol Happy and Merry Dude x🤣🤣😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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DynamicCouple36
8 years ago
And you appear to be the same “French Islander. “ who has put several past forum posts up, boasting about being well hung , having stamina and about being a bull who loves cuckhold couples. It would appear that you did not take any of the previous advice and are now back for more, in the form of this thinly veiled advert boasting of your size, your stamina and your foreplay prowess. We believe, we really do, that there is far more to a man than the size of his penis. You clearly have a lot to learn. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Can you see the pics on my profile I uploaded them this morning took ages to approve - Posted from rhpmobile
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EarthQueen
8 years ago
I may have to join so I can fully understand the scope of this topic 🤗 - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsJonesy
8 years ago
I wouldn't...its not worth it...well other than for the amusement factor 🤣
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RHP User
8 years ago
If this is what it does to your brain.... I’m happier now that I piss out of a pube lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Can you handle my thickness ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Special thanks to teejaylongsword you have made my morning tears streaming in laughter breakfast cramps! God love the thick / cute / hung / high stamina who have given me so many giggles these past weeks. It just keeps on giving 🤣😂🤪🤦♀️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Not the issue I have found with a bigger than average dick. Technique, skill and the man at the end of it make a big difference
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RHP User
8 years ago
is the gift that just keeps giving...............
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EarthQueen
8 years ago
By Macklemore HungHighStamina and then you”ll appreciate what you have and empathise with the little guys. But I guess they will get things that may not be readily available to you like deep throat and anal so maybe it is a liability??? 🤔 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I once had a woman say to me. "Who do you think you are going to please with that" I said "ME"
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RHP User
8 years ago
There's good advertising and bad advertising. Neither matters if your target audience don't read the forum or reading your profile but since the objective for the op is to get exactly that response, let me give you a little tip op Views might excite you, but they're worth shit without conversions. I can absolutely assure you these lame topics are bad advertising, they will get you views and that's where it will stop
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RHP User
8 years ago
for God's sake get a smaller can of deodorant or something, put it back in pg? lol
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RHP User
8 years ago
I don't think your dick is to large.. going by the photos it looks similar to mr spices size but his bends up like a delicious banana. So at most i would say your above Average on the size side of things. But yeah my suggestion use lube. I fucking LOVE lube as I'm far to impatient for elongated foreplay session when I want the cock I want it then and there lol Have fun Xx Tam - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Oral can be painful sometime not everyone can fit it in there mouth teeth can scrape against the head and hurts - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Have you seen the deodorant can in person and compared the size to the pic ? A lot of my play mates don't like very thick cocks but some never squirted before they met me - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
....bought a travel size can of deoderant. I think the same brand too........ True story :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Any ladies and couples want to meet and see if you can handle my thickness ? Keen to meet cuckold couples too - Posted from rhpmobile
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Sawadee
8 years ago
Oh , I know the feeling ... ? 😳 ... On a run this morning i tryed hard to just kick it along as I went but found that was hopeless ,so I finally gave up and called into the gym.. Alas , that didn't work either.? While I was doing my bench press's mr almighty kept fallin out the side of my shorts frightening the beegeesus out of the over 70s dance session Anyway , I just gave up and went back home where I'm a prisoner to my own appendage .. The only good thing is , it stops me from rolling outta bed through the night... Lifes not easy being looked on as all dick and ribs..you know ? 😣. 😔. 😩.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I have never had any problems at all handling a thick, big cock but..... I find the thick big cock that is normally attached is often too much trouble.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Maaaaate, To catch a fishy you need to hide the hook, just throwing out the biggest shiniest hook in the tackle box ain’t gunna cut it. I can hear the fish laughing from here.
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RHP User
8 years ago
But this guy, seriously.... The comments on this topic are gold. My banana cock tastes like strawberries and cream, go figure?? Pity those girls who only like pineapples. Ol mate does appear to rather thick somewhere else.... BB - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
You don't need a smaller cock... but a bigger hand - Posted from rhpmobile
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bonefide
8 years ago
Mr J that comment go's straight to the pool room. LMAO.
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bonefide
8 years ago
Mate I have heard in or around these hallowed halls of RHP forums, that if they bite flip them on thier back. 😅😅. words to live by.
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RHP User
8 years ago
A good tradesman makes do and excels with what they have. Or is this an advert !
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Possibly7579
8 years ago
Wow all the blood to make it function must be getting drained from your brain - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Yumm Strawberries and Cream. Pineapple hell nooooo. Just Gold!! Wtf?? Seriously what is this topic about? Blah Blah blah It really is a tough life for some.
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RHP User
8 years ago
And I couldn't get posts approved asking about people that were interested in Sexpo because it was "advertising"... mmm... might as well just advertise my massive thick cock instead :P
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RHP User
8 years ago
Not another one. Dude... give it a rest. Please.
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Andremmo
8 years ago
It looks like your wish has come true. Have you thought about changing your user name to Rex - a shortened version of rexona. - Posted from rhpmobile
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FeistyFatty
8 years ago
Someone put this man out of his misery..... sorry that should read; OUR misery!!!! Give up dude it's reeking of desperation now...... step away from the keyboard 🤣 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm gonna say it Bring back Chev 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
The Taj Mahal of your cock hasn't been built. 😛 Ms Foxy
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Hottie1
8 years ago
I am quite tight so size can be an issue (more to do with length than width) A wide cock is awesome for me :) In my experience, there’s only ever been one cock I struggled with ;) I was aroused and excited but the only position I was capable of was missionary, legs down lol 😂 I’m so tight I can create some damage to some :( If women are telling you regularly maybe ‘they’re stroking your ego instead of your cock....’ Are they telling you it hurts, if so, change your tactics, more foreplay :) If they say it’s too big to play with, maybe they are being polite and don’t want to outright say no and hurt your feelings ... I’m not a size queen so you wouldn’t really hit my radar but I rarely have made comment about a man’s dick, especially when in a impersonal play (say a swingers party). With my men though, I love teasing and talking about what I’d like to do to and with their dicks ... Mary xx
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RHP User
8 years ago
*slap* - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Thank you sir..... May I have another 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' I'm gonna say it Bring back Chev 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile FUCK no!!!!!
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RHP User
8 years ago
*Slap* and noooooooooo - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
He’ll have the last laugh. Plenty of size queens on here. 😲
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DynamicCouple36
8 years ago
If you ask fit a bigger brain instead :) lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'Sailbadthesinner' He’ll have the last laugh. Plenty of size queens on here. 😲 Maybe......many of them are guys apparently.... lol........ .... but the question should be phrased *I wish I was less of a dick*
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm smelling the strong stench of troll...
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RHP User
8 years ago
If I give you another you’ll think it’s foreplay... And I don’t have enough lube for that hahaha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I have been told that my cock is thick but never too big. Some have said it is gorgeous. But I have also found that some women will tell a guy that they have the nicest big cock they have seen only to boost a guys ego. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Everyone should be made to feel good and it makes the experience better if it's shown not just said. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
come try my hot French baguette
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DynamicCouple36
8 years ago
Baguette 🥖
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RHP User
8 years ago
This is Hamish and Andy isn't it? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Man...What’s your problem? Why do you keep on posting stuff that’s irrelevant? A man complaining about having a big gun...Yeah, right... If this is passive aggressive way of advertising yourself to get some action, just stop it. Women are not as naive as you think. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
met up with a lady from another site last nightwe played for about 3 hoursshe was great funbut she did mention she loves the feel of my thick cockshe would rather my thick cock over a long thin cockshe mention I made her cum 3 times in 10 minutesI came 4 time in 3 hours
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madotara69
8 years ago
Quoting 'Mr_HighStamina' Oral can be painful sometime not everyone can fit it in there mouth teeth can scrape against the head and hurts - Posted from rhpmobileYeah but men can get a bit feverish, overly excited, even as simple in that they are bi curious little to none experience. My cock is nowhere near the grandeur of your cock, I am humbled But fuck me my cock has scars with no regrets, to be honest OP it appears you came in on the bull at the gates but not much at all for stamina. Not doing us fellows any favours, a little embarrassing unless a funny fucker with a sense of humour and a love of the art with bullshit and bullshit is only bullshit with the element of truth. No bullshit should be used to deceive good folk. Anyhow pain varies, my experiences summarised collectively, but all by Tara and her playfulness, the Gypsies blood in her, would not trade or change any of it, in case all of it changed.Beat up, bruised, some stitches in the worst abrasions, torn foreskin, cartilage, gristle, tendon torn half hanging off the mick bone and balls aching, rubbed red raw, bent out of shape in a couple of places, head shredded again, scars blanking out the tattoo in a few places and the more attention given when super~glueing open wounds closed, no excess applying over liberally , it's not etiquette having super glue runs set all over your cock, etiquette is neat and tidy, then right back in amongst the hot frenzied pussy pumping cock sucking double penetrating vaginal same same anal. Blowing loads over tits, long shots closest to or filling the naval, sipping slippery nipples as the girls whip, smack, spank whack, drag teeth, squeeze, prod and poke mens cock dominant traits with being sexually satisfied for a moment because the clitoris orgasms get very sensitive, even closing shop with anal for the interim forfeiting any anal orgasms, also ruling out the a spot and g spot vaginal orgasms, but hey think about what we are allowed, encouraged. You need to harden up, it's not the size of your cock, girls want to have fun, be mischievous, fucked hard and furious. Surprising how hard a smack on the arse can be, yet enjoy the sharp intense crisp slap. Maybe it is about the size of your cock Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
8 years ago
most ladies like my spooning neck kisses ,foreplay me scratching there back and grabbing there ass and sucking on there boobs and I give great oil massages too am also very affectionate but yes some enjoy's the thickness of my cock but some don't I guess I was with my ex for 2 years she enjoyed the sex but I loved her for her not the sexbut that's a different story
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BenjaminMic
8 years ago
#HumbleBrag huh? - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
8 years ago
Was a good read this thread of yours. 😄 thanks. So many bites. 😁 Did you remember to write to 🎅 for your wish and mailed it to rhe north pole in time? Non? You little bad garcon. 😈 You'll just have to put up with your big thick cock for another year. Quelle horreur !! 😱 A merry Xmas. Lol
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RHP User
8 years ago
wish there was some way I could block vision. Not big, not attractive, thick yes but not your dick. Crouching towards the camera is putting it in our face. You're nothing but a troll. Any future topics, I will be ignoring
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RHP User
8 years ago
^^^^^ lol you believe what you want ! I have more play mates that you can imagine you can ask them about my cock you also can ask them about my stamina and they will reply the same truth that am giving you - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
wow mate you are certainly smoking something that's not good for both heads. Why aren't you doing porn? big dicks are always needed in the porn industry!
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RHP User
8 years ago
would love to see it ,& hopefully play with it
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'cracker76' wow mate you are certainly smoking something that's not good for both heads. Why aren't you doing porn? big dicks are always needed in the porn industry! I met up with a couple once on another site played at there houseshe said I should of become a p starits not for me tho !I just find playing with cuckold couples is hot I catch up with another couple every thursday nightsshes pretty wild he likes to watch but I've been going over there last 2 months or so we all get along very well but I feel his starting to get jealous so am not sure what to dolike we all crack jokes and laugh and stuffhe watches me kiss her and play with her but I don't feel as comfortable I did the last meet I can feel there a bit of jealousy anyone ever play with couples and get that vibe too?
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madotara69
8 years ago
It’s not jealousy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I don't knowthey text me today to catch up with them tomorrowso I guess probably not
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RHP User
8 years ago
And your profile name is very appropriate...🙄
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RHP User
8 years ago
Wow you can change the name as many times as you like It doesn't make an ounce to of difference to peoples opinions
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RHP User
8 years ago
My suggestion for your next name change.... Trolly McTrollface.
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RHP User
8 years ago
What if I change my name to Short_Dick_Man ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Long and thin cant get it all inShort and thick does the trick I wish I was Ugly and had a small cock but someone has to do it tough.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I have been juggling 4 regular fwb they always call me for more - Posted from rhpmobile
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GANGBANGBOYZ
8 years ago
There is a new invention out, made especially for all the guys claiming to have a huge cock, they call it a tape measure. You simply place it ot the top side of your cock and take a picture. We figure it must be a new invention, because not one of the braggers on RHP has taken a picture using one. No instead the use cans and bottle and anything that taken on a angle or on the underside will make their cock look big. We have seen claims of 10" that's the size of a 1.25 lt bottle of coke. If you can not afford a ruler, grab your cock with both hands, fingers at the top, if the head isn't still showing, your a dreamer.
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GANGBANGBOYZ
8 years ago
One minute, your afflicted with a cursed cock no one can handle, the next your "juggling 4 FWB" Who are these wonder women with huge pussies?
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RHP User
8 years ago
I updated my profile pics !
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GANGBANGBOYZ
8 years ago
A can of coke is 5" You have placed it on the side to gain extra length, the cock in the picture is a Average size Australian cock of about 6" when measured on the top. It is maybe a little wider than some. We have a friend who is much wider, around the size of a can around the base, but he doesn't have a problem.
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RHP User
8 years ago
it wasn't full erected thosome say its the perfect cock some say its too thickI have more pics on profile my regular fwb enjoys it thoI meet up with a cuckold couple once a week I always need to take it slow with her,her hubby always stares at my cock and tell me I must have heaps of lady's lined up with my thick cock but nahits hard to explain it to people lol I have a regular I met few months ago on this site I see her once to twice a week,shes pretty wild thoI have another 2 but I see them rarely as they live far and busy life they handle it fine
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RHP User
8 years ago
Dude..... it wasn't that long ago you were complaining that no one would meet you Now you're juggling a harem You also said you're always told you're too big, but you claim you have regulars who call you back and believe you're wonderful because they squirt (and the latest one about not being fully erect.... well... that was your choice to wank, and photograph while downing a coke.... and then post to your profile later. LOL) I'm calling it as I see it.... There's more bullshit here than farmer Joes paddock If you're going to lie..... it's best to write them down so that you can keep track of them all Oh, wait.... you did write them down.... in these forums! 👋 DG
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RHP User
8 years ago
And still reeling them in, maybe it’s not a huge cock but it’s sure good berley.
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