M47
i wish i had a small cock :(
December 20 2017
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RHP User
8 years ago
Bragging about one's cock and sexual prowess is such a libido killer. 😝 That's like self-pimping. Don't you have other things to be proud of?
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RHP User
8 years ago
Of course I have other things to be proud of but this is a sex site lol and conversation is based on that ! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I need a break 😕So I get told a lot am a bit of a player but I also have feelings too and one of my regular fwb has told me she wants more from me then just a fwb situation she's even offered keys to her house for me to move in and one side of the bed and more recently it became more then bedroom fun we started hanging out going to the beach , going out for ice cream and coffee going to markets etc even kissing and holding hands in public , she's really nice but I came out of a long term relationship 5 months ago am not really ready for that again what do I do ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'TallCuteFit' I need a break 😕So I get told a lot am a bit of a player but I also have feelings too and one of my regular fwb has told me she wants more from me then just a fwb situation she's even offered keys to her house for me to move in and one side of the bed and more recently it became more then bedroom fun we started hanging out going to the beach , going out for ice cream and coffee going to markets etc even kissing and holding hands in public , she's really nice but I came out of a long term relationship 5 months ago am not really ready for that again what do I do ? - Posted from rhpmobile Mr TCF, I am personally loving your posts and hope you keep them up. They are rising to the bait each and every time, I hope you stick around for a while longer.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Well I want to find a serious girl friend , I been out of long term relationship since early September so maybe me and my fwb can work something out plus I'll delete all my other contacts and give the relationship a go as I also prefer a relationship then a casual fling so I if I decide on the relationship I will delete my profile and focus on that . - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
A relationship! Is there anything more romantic than the image of two wrinkly, smelly trolls canoodling under their favourite bridge...picking lice out of each other's hairy crevices and staring longingly into each other's beady little eyes. It just brings tears of joy to my eyes and restores my faith in the world!
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RHP User
8 years ago
Hopefully get married by end 2018 ! Everyone here will be invited 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
8 years ago
Early congratulations! Hope you find someone that will marry you only for your large, thick cock. When you divorce happens, at least they'll get rid of a Dick. 😜😝 Ms Fixy
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RHP User
8 years ago
I have a huge dick girls love it - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Happy new year all !thanks for the kind wordshave a great one for 2018
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RHP User
8 years ago
A small one too! 😔 I am sooo surprised how far this forum has gone
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Seachange73
8 years ago
This thread is funny. So many bites still. lol. Okeydokey doekey. I'm with you on the this one. Hang around some more Op. Good entertainment. 😉
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bonefide
8 years ago
So many bites. "❌ouch❌"
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RHP User
8 years ago
The cock can of coke? Think he had to buy the rights or take the doodle and can pic away
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RHP User
8 years ago
Had a weird experience today and got lucky ! Last night I was at a party and was dancing away with friends a lady started dancing with me and asked me if I was from Brazil I told her nah but I get told that I look South American all the time we kept chatting and she said she's from Brazil and she was very beautiful brunette and tan skin and nothing happened but we swapped numbers , this morning she text me and asked if she could call I was nah am to tired to call then later on she text me again are you awake I want to call I replied am still tired but call if you like ,so she did and she said she wanted to meet up I was like am way to tired and I can catch up for coffee through the week and she said just come over and I will give you a nice oil massage but replied am not into massage or in the mood but she insisted and it would relax me , so anyway I drove to her place grabbed my condom I normally use just incase anything happens , got to her place we starting chatting she pulls out the oil and gives me this amazing massage and I don't even like massage she looked amazing in her white dress and some how she starts kissing me and spooning and it all lead to another she looks amazing for 41 always been into older women tall tan busty brunette with a hot accent, any way we get it on but I normally buy Large condom but they feel so much tighter,so the weird thing is does the penis get bigger by the older you get ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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Freaky_Fun
8 years ago
Yes it's gets bigger, it's like a swear jar for every story you tell you get to add on an inch.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'll swap you mate. I'd love to have your problem - Posted from rhpmobile
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Possibly7579
8 years ago
Surely this bloke is just taking the piss, what a story that last one was 🤣🤣🤣 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
my new Brazilian lady friend says we should try a 1 + 1 = 2 relationship and I have agreed yesthis weekend she wants me to join her to latin party night and meet her friends and they will teach me how to dothe lambada , should be a fun night ! this could be love
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RHP User
8 years ago
I really wish I had a worm instead of a python - Posted from rhpmobile
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IMTHAMAN72
8 years ago
very interesttiinngg
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RHP User
8 years ago
some say my tongues not long enough
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RHP User
8 years ago
My fwb I met on here 2 months ago just told me she wants a relationship out of me and more then fwb but I truly have no interest I recently got out a long term relationship before I join this and I promised myself I didn't want to meet anyone on here for more then a fwb and NSA the reason is cause I met my ex on a similar site and we ended up in long term then found out she cheated and stuff I just can't go through what I been through the last few months I guess I've lost trust and stuff , this fwb is a really nice person but the last 2 months it's only been bedroom fun we never went out the house or had coffee , go shopping etc it's just been great sex but I want something more then just sex but not from here , your thoughts ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
.... aren't you already in a relationship (as of yesterday) with your Brazilian lady? My hat off to you, you are the biggest and best troll I've ever come across. And the most entertaining too
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RHP User
8 years ago
^^^ am not sure what you mean by troll ? Is troll those old skool toys ? Anyway I can send you my text between my fwb !! What would you do if you were in my situation? What should I do ? Hate the game not the player !!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Wants a relationship “out of me” You my friend have an attitude problem.
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RHP User
8 years ago
"A dumbass who makes idiotic posts on message boards, news groups for the sole purpose of pissing people off" Definition courtesy of Urban Dictionary
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RHP User
8 years ago
TBH I just wish I had a smaller cock ! Am not trying to be a so called troll - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Am just going to focus on my beautiful Brazilian lady friend as I want to fall in love again and settle down and start a family !! Am not looking for fwb and NSA anymore !! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
you mate have no mannes you are a rude so in to your self
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RHP User
8 years ago
Not getting sucked into any more of this BS 🤐
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Katkat
8 years ago
They say 8-9 inch when it’s really 5-6inch long just thick. But it’s not about the thickness it’s gotta be the length coz what’s the point if u are thick but then it’s only 5-6 then it’s not 8-9inch some guys lie just or take photos to make it look they have a huge one to get pussy these days. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Rather be short and thick then long and thin
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RHP User
8 years ago
Everyone used to tell me that I sleep walk. I did not believe them. Recently I woke up when the tip of my cock hit the toilet water while standing. I woke up frightened. I feel bad for the people who were certain that I walk while sleeping.;-)
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RHP User
8 years ago
I for one wish I didnt have so much bloody money! It's been a terrible, terrible burdon, and because I am so incredibly gullible I always end up giving way too much to hot blondes! I too feel your pain with having such a massive schlong. I get so sick of hearing "my god you are just too big!" It's every mans nightmare! What makes it worse is constantly being accused of being so god damned smart and far too polite! Women hate that! Sigh... - Posted from rhpmobile
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1trackmind
8 years ago
come on people,pull ya heads in ay,this poor unfortunate bloke has come here asking for help,advice,some support on a problem that he is obviously really struggling to deal with. Its quite clear that the problem he is having is.... ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT,oh no,my dicks to big...said no man ever. brains too small more like it. this cunts a "sausage short of a sizzle". "no girl likes my huge,fat cock" except for the 500 he fucks everyday,not to mention all the stunners hes knocking back with the ole"nah sorry luv,im tired"no mans ever too tired,really.Im also quite suprised to discover how many women have Xray vision,or spidey senses cos they somehow know how big his cock is from across the dance floor,coffee shop,across the road,round the corner,maybe its something i havnt encountered in life on account of my not so massive cock.I guess i will never really know,BUT maybe cos i have the seemingly rare ability to fall out of bed and bang my head its knocked some sense into me unlike this poor fella so lets help him and all the others that suffer the trauma of having a cock that TOO big with advice and as a community we say to you big dick pricks "Fuck off and buy a step ladder and a horse"
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1trackmind
8 years ago
you cant hide your height,or shortness as you say,but you can hide your thickness by keeping your mouth shut. Quoting 'Love2018' Rather be short and thick then long and thin
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gazpacho
8 years ago
I know, right? I mean, when I really need my bum pounded all I ever seem to get are guys wanting my dick. I have to walk around the darkened maze of hallways hiding it. Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
8 years ago
Where did he go - again. Never mind, he shall pop up on another forum under a different name spouting the same shite. I actually think it's fun having him around.
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justdo1t
8 years ago
I think your going to the wrong places..Pussies with eating disorders is a serious problem.. you need a woman that eats meat not vegetables..#rescuethestarvingpussies lmao And my deodorant is as wide as my thumb where does he buy his deodorant from.. makes his brains have left his dick and is a little thick also he needs a tape measure and keep it real no cheating base to tip no arsehole to tip. this is funny shit hey
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RHP User
8 years ago
There's no such word as too big😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Recently discovered a woman with a small vag couldn’t take me all in, it was awkward... new experience for me. Oh and some women like it deep so they get a cervical orgasm. Now that was quite amazing for both of us... with an average cock too! - Posted from rhpmobile
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