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Have a whinge part 2
July 15 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
Why the FUCK is there no establishments in Perth where u go for quiet drink or even a meal after midnight. Unless it's the Casino which in itself is - More like a fuking RSL club. Jeans and t-shirts as a dress code!! For fuk sake Perth you suck when it comes to catering for lifestyles!!!!!! Sins
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Krissy_G' Quoting 'D_G_T' lycra/silk/rubber/latex Well if Im going to auction myself off as a slave next month.???? A good slave wears nothing but a collar and a humble expression.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'I don't really want to take the piss out of this book I'm reading. It's really quite fascinating and I don't know how quick the very intelligent man who gave it to me read it, but I'm really enjoying it. I don't think it was written specifically for women, in fact I doubt it was. It contains too much science and less airy-fairy self-help crap. I hope you don't mind, but I've copied your text and will respond in the other thread. I'd like to think that we're a long way from whinging and don't want to spoil the thread...
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14 years ago
I'm perfectly fine with that. Feel free to take my words out of context as you see fit . Sorry foreverlove, I think I almost hijacked the thread. I'm bad. I should be punished next time I'm in QLD and I really think you two should be the two to decide on my punishment! . Apologetic Flirty x
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14 years ago
Quoting 'JustEnough' Those who find it necessary to check spelling and grammar, and post their reply twice without even a nude photo to look at. got a spell check installed in IE8 now so got a uni degree. .But I rather fancy a bit of anal sex here and there and respect that it's not really your cup of tea! . I miss getting annoying PMs from you guys when I used to comment on something you said. You've changed damnit! *pout*
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14 years ago
Quoting 'JustEnough' Those who find it necessary to check spelling and grammar, and post their reply twice without even a nude photo to look at. got a spell check installed in IE8 now so got a uni degree. Sorry, installing 'spell check' can't hide the fact that you don't know a thing about grammar! Pretty sure those who notice, don't "check" the posts... That sort of shit sticks out like a sore thumb. OH - and I don't have a University degree... (Nor do I use spell check). Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' . Sorry foreverlove, I think I almost hijacked the thread. I'm bad. I should be punished next time I'm in QLD and I really think you two should be the two to decide on my punishment! . *gasp* ... *breaks out the whips and chains in anticipation of Flirtys next visit to QLD* (MRS)
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14 years ago
Quoting 'This_n_that'I'm too scared to post anymore My grammar & spelling etc... are atrocious My posting may have seemed harsh. However it really was intended to be in defence of Snowshoe. I was just trying to make a point about people being critical of others. I get disillusioned when the postings get personal and people get hurt. We all make mistakes. Don't let anyone stop you PLEASE Kisses KK
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14 years ago
I prefer to overlook it in order to read what people have to say and besides, I'd always be worried about being picked up on my own mistakes. Except for rednwetpussy - dude, I lost track of that about halfway through and didn't ever figure out what you were trying to say.I suppose my twin whinges (twinges?) for the moment are worrying that good people get scared off the forums because they're self-conscious about their writing, and those who seem capable but are too lazy to spell words out. I hope they don't seem contrary - they're not in my head at least...
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14 years ago
Oh course it's just on 12:30 a.m. so no doubt before lunch tomorrow I will have a lot to complain about... | ...or not. Life is what you make of it.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'This_n_that'I'm too scared to post anymore My grammar & spelling etc... are atrociousI wouldn't worry - an arse like your profile shot almost makes for instant lenience by the grammar and spelling police. How do you think Meeka has been getting away with it for so long??
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14 years ago
Exactly what I thought This_n_That! I'd go easy on YOU ... Meeka on the other hand .. 3:-)
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14 years ago
I know I am terrible. I get too excited JG and post without proof reading Thankful Flirty only points it out to me occasionally but I always seem to make mistakes when I send her anything. :(And I make all the common mistakes everyone has already mentioned. Plus I often mix up woman and women. I partly blame texting for it. :P Unfaithfully yours,Meeka
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14 years ago
I know Adelaide's not that bad it is just that went to party on the other Friday night and when we all left the private function at 2am there was no where to go and kick on, then of course could not get a taxi either..... still did not work out that bad as we went to the Hotel room and played for hours more....*wickered grin*
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14 years ago
beaurocracy in local councils..... just stick to the BCA - don't add your own spin offs
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14 years ago
TIME WASTERS on here...............and the cock cammers....
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14 years ago
With all this talk about spelling and grammar...I have it all over my screen. Meeka, what do you use to get it off?|I'd ask Flirty, but whatever she's been using has turned her boobs blue. ||Made it by lunch. Hooray.
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14 years ago
My Stupid "S" key is sticking all the time on my lappy ..( dont ask) and now I either look like I cant spell or my sentences are hard to understand if I dont proof read everything I type grrrrrrrrr so apologies in advance to anyone I converse with..use your imagination, help me out and throw an "s" in when you can!
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14 years ago
I wouldn't read to much into what people have to say miss Canadian Couger, it's usually the people with the biggest mouths that have the most issues, they get off insulting other people cause it takes the heat off of them, having looked at you profile you seem fine to me, enjoy & have a nice day, all the best Andrew
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14 years ago
Quoting 'This_n_that' I'm too scared to post anymore My grammar & spelling etc... are atrocious Don't worry about that, post as much as you want, we do! Who cares what others complain about? (Flirty) Besides you can get a instant uni pass in grammar and spelling by installing the appropriate word thingie on your browser! Works good don't you think instant doubling of the IQ....lol
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14 years ago
Quoting 'keepingkarma' Quoting 'This_n_that'I'm too scared to post anymore My grammar & spelling etc... are atrocious My posting may have seemed harsh. However it really was intended to be in defence of Snowshoe. I was just trying to make a point about people being critical of others. I get disillusioned when the postings get personal and people get hurt. We all make mistakes. Don't let anyone stop you PLEASE Kisses KKI wasn't offended in the slightest , i thought it was funny but i agree, posts are meant to be fun & informative, not hurtful . xx
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'This_n_that'I'm too scared to post anymore My grammar & spelling etc... are atrociousI wouldn't worry - an arse like your profile shot almost makes for instant lenience by the grammar and spelling police. How do you think Meeka has been getting away with it for so long??Why thank you kind sir Hahahahaha!!! Exactly what I thought This_n_That! I'd go easy on YOU ... Meeka on the other hand .. 3:-)Why thank you to you too Flirty x
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14 years ago
Quoting 'keepingkarma' Quoting 'D_G_T' 21 flirts from the one profile in the space of a few hours what the heck man I thought it might have been a mistake and they were all the same one, but nope. That's more than annoyingly persistant it's just plain nuts That's just super creepy! To block or not to block Kisses KK We had this once too & not only 15 flirts in about an hour but 10 messages too.. I blocked him quick smart. WEIRDO
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65' My Stupid "S" key is sticking all the time on my lappy ..( dont ask) and now I either look like I cant spell or my sentences are hard to understand if I dont proof read everything I type grrrrrrrrr so apologies in advance to anyone I converse with..use your imagination, help me out and throw an "s" in when you can! Get yer S in gear, girl!
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14 years ago
It's PERTH amourous surely not, 2 subburnt cities have no backbone. Shheeesh haha we all had to do the same thing with no damn room service ...... Quoting 'AmorousLion' I know Adelaide's not that bad it is just that went to party on the other Friday night and when we all left the private function at 2am there was no where to go and kick on, then of course could not get a taxi either..... still did not work out that bad as we went to the Hotel room and played for hours more....*wickered grin*
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14 years ago
was just agreeing yannoalthough i disagree what u may be implying now. Quoting 'tiemeupSA'I wouldn't read to much into what people have to say miss Canadian Couger, it's usually the people with the biggest mouths that have the most issues, they get off insulting other people cause it takes the heat off of them, having looked at you profile you seem fine to me, enjoy & have a nice day, all the best Andrew
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65' My Stupid "S" key is sticking all the time on my lappy ..( dont ask) and now I either look like I cant spell or my sentences are hard to understand if I dont proof read everything I type grrrrrrrrr so apologies in advance to anyone I converse with..use your imagination, help me out and throw an "s" in when you can!Sexy, sassy, sensual, suave, sweet, stupendous, sizzling, sensational, seductive senorita Let me know if you'd like a vowel with that KK
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14 years ago
I would take Perth over Adelaide any day miss Spirit, visited a month ago & loved the Place, even though the city shuts down early at least you have the casino & it's surrounding areas, Adelaide only wakes up when we have Womad & clipsal500 & a few other festivals, good for about 2 months of the year
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14 years ago
When the people you work with think they kow more about the programme you helped develop than you do....bloody idiots...though the uspide I was proven right - of course... . Kisses Focus
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14 years ago
Ok me and 200 or so (depending on night) are "Not happy Jan!!!!" First time in my two years that cant get into chat OR send Instant messaging....Forums can only entertain me so far...
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65'Ok me and 200 or so (depending on night) are "Not happy Jan!!!!" First time in my two years that cant get into chat OR send Instant messaging....Forums can only entertain me so far...Actually let you hold my hand and guide me through chat one night Mrs. Sat , I'm just a scaredy cat though
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14 years ago
If you are going to use a webcam chat and your profile says your single don't accept a call on your mobile and call them 'honey' while you are talking to me! Loser!
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14 years ago
I'll hold your hand! Beware it can be addictive, naughty,and funny as..hmmmmmm remind you of anything?It can just come with some funny/sexy/hot moving pictures
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14 years ago
ah yes.....the moving pictures and tonight no chat Quoting 'Saturn65'I'll hold your hand! Beware it can be addictive, naughty,and funny as..hmmmmmm remind you of anything?It can just come with some funny/sexy/hot moving pictures
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14 years ago
Blardy Rivers ads . Lol yep that does sound familiar Mrs. Saturn
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14 years ago
you dont have a casino in Adelaide?! The last time l was in Adelaide was 1983 - it was better than Perth then - l mean Adelaide had strip clubs woo hoo.... Oh you call Burswood a Casino more of a RSL club i would of thought. Pease do enlighten me on the surrounding area's - there might be something i am missing. lol. xx Sins Perhaps the conservative hics here in Perth can bugger off to Adelaide. Quoting 'tiemeupSA'I would take Perth over Adelaide any day miss Spirit, visited a month ago & loved the Place, even though the city shuts down early at least you have the casino & it's surrounding areas, Adelaide only wakes up when we have Womad & clipsal500 & a few other festivals, good for about 2 months of the year
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14 years ago
Are you whinging about me having a whinge miss spirit? Adelaide hasn't changed since 1983
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14 years ago
Quoting 'miss_bbw'If you are going to use a webcam chat and your profile says your single don't accept a call on your mobile and call them 'honey' while you are talking to me! Loser! Devils advocate here but he may just be a prolific Terms of Endearment User - such as myself...everyone gets called darling, sweetheart, honey, sexy etc....even clients....dont mean anything by it just what I use . Kisses Focus
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14 years ago
Quoting 'miss_bbw'If you are going to use a webcam chat and your profile says your single don't accept a call on your mobile and call them 'honey' while you are talking to me! Loser! I call my kids 'babe' and 'honey' all the time...that is why I cringe when a guy I don't even know calls me that in the chat room or in a message! xFunlovingx
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14 years ago
My whinge for today... The feral kids in our complex. Seriously. I drove up to our driveway to see them pulling our garbage out of the bin and playing with it. WTF?! I meant ferals in the nicest way possible, now I really think you are dirty feral shits. I get out and they run away, calling back "We were just playing!".... UGH!! Thank FUCK we are moving this weekend!!!!!! (MRS)
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14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' My whinge for today... The feral kids in our complex. Seriously. I drove up to our driveway to see them pulling our garbage out of the bin and playing with it. WTF?! I meant ferals in the nicest way possible, now I really think you are dirty feral shits. I get out and they run away, calling back "We were just playing!".... UGH!! Thank FUCK we are moving this weekend!!!!!! (MRS)I mean if Patti Newton says her phone was tapped, what's not to say he isn't hiring kids (or maybe they were midgets?) to go through your rubbish... Or maybe someone (don't know who... honest..) hired them to find a lock of your hair. I'd have it by now if they'd listened and waited until it was dark... little fuckers!!
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'foreverlove7985' My whinge for today... The feral kids in our complex. Seriously. I drove up to our driveway to see them pulling our garbage out of the bin and playing with it. WTF?! I meant ferals in the nicest way possible, now I really think you are dirty feral shits. I get out and they run away, calling back "We were just playing!".... UGH!! Thank FUCK we are moving this weekend!!!!!! (MRS)I mean if Patti Newton says her phone was tapped, what's not to say he isn't hiring kids (or maybe they were midgets?) to go through your rubbish... Or maybe someone (don't know who... honest..) hired them to find a lock of your hair. I'd have it by now if they'd listened and waited until it was dark... little fuckers!! If you want a lock of my hair, Jean, you could of just asked. LOL... In all seriousness though... these kids are about 3-4 years of age, and it was past 6pm. They roam the streets of our complex all day long and their parents don't give a rats about what they are doing... I would never let my kids play outside in this complex without my supervision - especially since our neighbours consist of prostitutes and drug dealers. Clearly, we live in a LOVELY area of the Gold Coast. (MRS)
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14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Vacuuming the house... then turning around to see that your darling children have shredded a roll of toilet paper over half of the carpeted area you just vac'd. (MRS)Take off my toddlers shoes, out falls a sandbox! EVERYTIME, why can't I EVER remember to check? I hate sand inside
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14 years ago
So they still have better strip clubs than Perth and Better Yiros's doen at Glenelg Quoting 'tiemeupSA' Are you whinging about me having a whinge miss spirit? Adelaide hasn't changed since 1983
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14 years ago
Quoting 'BoobaliciousFG' Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Vacuuming the house... then turning around to see that your darling children have shredded a roll of toilet paper over half of the carpeted area you just vac'd. (MRS)Take off my toddlers shoes, out falls a sandbox! EVERYTIME, why can't I EVER remember to check? I hate sand inside It could only happen in Perth! And it's not just the toddlers. If only I could get the pouch to shake down, and wipe her paws at the door. Any dog whisperers out there ? Cuddles KK
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14 years ago
Why...would you even have one? Why don't the damn things have to be licensed like my dogs and how funny is it when the folks that own them let them out at night to roam around, kill or wound nice little critters like birds and possums?|The the good part....they sneak into your garden, dig a hole and poop! What's with that....hey neighbor, I don't sneak out at 2:00 a.m. with my shovel and dig a big hole in your garden, drop my daks and ......|Never mind...I have a plan.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight'Why...would you even have one? Why don't the damn things have to be licensed like my dogs and how funny is it when the folks that own them let them out at night to roam around, kill or wound nice little critters like birds and possums?|The the good part....they sneak into your garden, dig a hole and poop! What's with that....hey neighbor, I don't sneak out at 2:00 a.m. with my shovel and dig a big hole in your garden, drop my daks and ......|Never mind...I have a plan. I never seem to hear you whinge about the other stuff that comes out of a pussy
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14 years ago
I'll bring a collar and leash, hot shot...|Quoting 'D_G_T' I never seem to hear you whinge about the other stuff that comes out of a pussy I'm sure that I could have your's trained up to my standards in no time. Let's start with the basics....sit, stay and come?
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14 years ago
That I'm highly unlikely to sit and stay if I don't come
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14 years ago
I have found that all animals respond best to treat training...|Quoting 'D_G_T' That I'm highly unlikely to sit and stay if I don't come |Just get the collar on and leave it with me. I have something in my pocket for you, little girl. If that doesn't work, then I will just lock you in your little cage and start over and over again. Just a rumour...but someone told me that even works on the young ones?|So, this collar...silk or chain?
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14 years ago
You bastard !!!!!
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14 years ago
Heel! Now walk slowly with me....| Quoting 'D_G_T' You bastard !!!!!|Awwww, darn...look at that? You little paws are all tangled up in the silk rope lead......again.|Did you do that on purpose? |Might have to introduce to the neighbors as "Auntie DGTs cat"...they know I don't own one.
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14 years ago
OOhh CM, tapping a bit of our inner Dom are we ? and all before lunch too reeeeoowww
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14 years ago
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14 years ago
Now a serenade? you singing to me lol
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight'Why...would you even have one? Why don't the damn things have to be licensed like my dogs ... I thought you were talking about kids for a second there!!! My whinge for today... Impatient people. My message to you: Just chill. NO, I can't do for you THIS WEEKEND... I'll get to you, when I have a chance!! Just to clarify - not talking about anything to do with sex. All work related. *sigh* (MRS)
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14 years ago
...to soothe the savage breast. That is how it goes, by the way....you can even Google it. |Now about ravaging yours....it's still rock-n-roll to me!
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14 years ago
Do I sniff a snog? GET A ROOM! you know ya wanna KK x
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14 years ago
grrrrrrrrr!ooOOoo...that does feel better!
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14 years ago
Quoting 'keepingkarma' Do I sniff a snog? GET A ROOM! you know ya wanna KK x Seen this before with Mr Midnight, he enjoys the chase but the next step?? Ha ha we want a report from you both now!
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14 years ago
....just at the right time
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14 years ago
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Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'foreverlove7985'If you want a lock of my hair, Jean, you could of just asked. LOL... (MRS)That's a relief, because those little kiddies reckon they aren't going near your bin for me anymore and don't get me started on what sort of payment your hairdresser's talking! Let's just say next time she's hovering over you with a pair of scissors you need to picture her wearing a nappy, whipping me dressed in a schoolgirls outfit... It's a weird place the Goldy!!
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14 years ago
Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'keepingkarma' Do I sniff a snog? GET A ROOM! you know ya wanna KK x Seen this before with Mr Midnight, he enjoys the chase but the next step?? Ha ha we want a report from you both now! CM seems to have gone a little quiet this morning I dunno what happened seriously? one minute I'm on the lead, the next thing I know Im waking up next to an empty bottle of scotch Sordid flashes of memory giving me clues as to what MIGHT have happened, but don't worry peeps CM will be in later I'm sure, and the ER docs said his ass should heal up nicely
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'foreverlove7985'If you want a lock of my hair, Jean, you could of just asked. LOL... (MRS)That's a relief, because those little kiddies reckon they aren't going near your bin for me anymore and don't get me started on what sort of payment your hairdresser's talking! Let's just say next time she's hovering over you with a pair of scissors you need to picture her wearing a nappy, whipping me dressed in a schoolgirls outfit... It's a weird place the Goldy!! I have a baby, you'd think the shitty nappies in there would have deterred them abit... But nope. Feral to the bone. As for hairdressers... Darling, I'm one of those creative types. I do my own hair! (and make my own clothing! I am one handy lady to have around.) ... (MRS)
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14 years ago
You...don't know what happened? That's rich and I just spent nearly two hours trying to explain everything off at the damn Epworth. Don't worry, I was too embarrassed to even try anything that I think might have been the truth and they just stood there laughing their asses (ohhh don't say that word) off anyway... | Quoting 'keepingkarma' GET A ROOM! Thanks...but I could barely affored the one let alone two...ohhhhh my gawd, what in the hell is gonna be on the charge card this time. Who gave her the spare key is what I wanna know! | Quoting 'JustEnough' Ha ha we want a report from you both now! What's this..."prove it" stuff? Hell I can barely remember what hit me, but if you give me your address I can call the hotel and have them bag up all the leftovers and send them to you. And for chrissake...don't reuse the envelope or lick the stamp. | Sometimes nothing speaks louder than the lyrics to a great old song...courtesy of Jimmy B | My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of mornin', really was that kind of night. Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin' and if I don't die by Thursday I'll be roarin' Friday night. |Went down to the snake pit, to drink a little beer. Listened to the juke box, oh, it's comin' in clear.|All of a sudden I wasn't alone pickin' music with old Joe Bones. Duval Street was rockin', my eyes they started poppin'!Because there she sat at the corner of the bar, as I broke another string on my old guitar. Someone call a cab, the lady won't you pay my tab! |Got to get a little orange juice and a Darvon for my head. I can't spend all day, just layin' in bed.| I'm goin' down to Fausto's to get some chocolate milk. Can't spend my life in these sheets of silk I've got to find my way, crawl out and greet the day. |Let me tell ya, I be roarin' Friday night I mean I'll be roarin' Friday night" | Now all I really want to know is did I enjoy it and... | ...where did you hide my cohiba? | Ohhhhhhhhhh shit...nevermind. | | Very funny...I think the folks in ER missed something.
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14 years ago
I would think that should be the least of your worries I don't know how to tell you this but..............ummmm I just found something in my pocket that looks like errrrrr could it be HALF a set of cigar cutters . Oh I've got an idea take a run down to the airport and try to fly somewhere, they'll soon let you know
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14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'keepingkarma' Do I sniff a snog? GET A ROOM! you know ya wanna KK x Seen this before with Mr Midnight, he enjoys the chase but the next step?? Ha ha we want a report from you both now! CM seems to have gone a little quiet this morning I dunno what happened seriously? one minute I'm on the lead, the next thing I know Im waking up next to an empty bottle of scotch Sordid flashes of memory giving me clues as to what MIGHT have happened, but don't worry peeps CM will be in later I'm sure, and the ER docs said his ass should heal up nicely OMG! Did he recieve from you? Poor CM s Bum. Good Girl lol!
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14 years ago
No flying for me for a while...not even in first class, and I am not about to sit down to try to type either. Fortunately when they were doing the MRI they spotted a couple of things "on the radar" and removed them. Don't know how they missed this nasty cigar. | Wonder if I can sell it on eBay? | Naaaa...whoever won the bid would probably want a refund. JustEnough...do you guys happen to like cigars? Just think of it as "seasoned". | Oh well...hope I am semi-conscious next time, DGT. | Come on......ya know ya wanna!
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Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' | Sometimes nothing speaks louder than the lyrics to a great old song...courtesy of Jimmy B | My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of mornin', really was that kind of night. Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin' and if I don't die by Thursday I'll be roarin' Friday night. |Went down to the snake pit, to drink a little beer. Listened to the juke box, oh, it's comin' in clear.|All of a sudden I wasn't alone pickin' music with old Joe Bones. Duval Street was rockin', my eyes they started poppin'!Because there she sat at the corner of the bar, as I broke another string on my old guitar. Someone call a cab, the lady won't you pay my tab! |Got to get a little orange juice and a Darvon for my head. I can't spend all day, just layin' in bed.| I'm goin' down to Fausto's to get some chocolate milk. Can't spend my life in these sheets of silk I've got to find my way, crawl out and greet the day. |Let me tell ya, I be roarin' Friday night I mean I'll be roarin' Friday night" | Totally off-topic... But... Jimmy Buffet = Awesome. (MRS)
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Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' No flying for me for a while...not even in first class, and I am not about to sit down to try to type either. Fortunately when they were doing the MRI they spotted a couple of things "on the radar" and removed them. Don't know how they missed this nasty cigar. | Wonder if I can sell it on eBay? | Naaaa...whoever won the bid would probably want a refund. JustEnough...do you guys happen to like cigars? Just think of it as "seasoned". | Oh well...hope I am semi-conscious next time, DGT. | Come on......ya know ya wanna! Now to get this straight, You are offering us half a cigar that was removed by the A&E dept that DGT shoved up your arse and it got lost up there? Do we have it right? You poor boy ....Did she have it going?
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14 years ago
Not enough folks even remember him...total freaking legend! | Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Totally off-topic... But... Jimmy Buffet = Awesome. (MRS) | Havana Day Dreamin' in Margaritaville...as always.
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Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' No flying for me for a while...not even in first class, and I am not about to sit down to try to type either. Fortunately when they were doing the MRI they spotted a couple of things "on the radar" and removed them. Don't know how they missed this nasty cigar. | Wonder if I can sell it on eBay? | Naaaa...whoever won the bid would probably want a refund. JustEnough...do you guys happen to like cigars? Just think of it as "seasoned". | Oh well...hope I am semi-conscious next time, DGT. | Come on......ya know ya wanna! Now to get this straight, You are offering us half a cigar that was removed by the A&E dept that DGT shoved up your arse and it got lost up there? Do we have it right? You poor boy ....Did she have it going? There's no smoke without fire or would 'There's no show without Punch' be more appropriate LOL . Either way CM, you play with fire, you're gunna get your ass hairs burnt
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14 years ago
My ass hurts...but I won't have to worry about dingleberries for a while. | | | DGT...don't forget to stop by and pick up "The Beast" at the Epworth. It's been sanitized.
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14 years ago
Krissy I see what you mean but usually just pop through to the current page. | Quoting 'Krissy_G'Am I going crazy or is page one of this thread really formatted weird | Could be one of those things where you are supposed to stare at the screen and the hidden image appears then floats right off the screen. | Call me if you try this...I have a bridge for sale.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ouch Smiles
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RHP User
14 years ago
you guys seriously crack me up! Must remember not to eat or drink whilst reading your posts. It's a bloom' tricky business trying to administer CPR to self! Talking of first aid, how's the rear CM?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Guys if you cannot "Manscape" and keep it at the very least nice and trim...can you please have a few tooth picks handy? I have fake nails and it's fucking hard work to pick them out myself! xFunlovingx agree kiddo.....but keep those nails sheathed!!!! ooowwwww
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'foreverlove7985'If you want a lock of my hair, Jean, you could of just asked. LOL... (MRS)That's a relief, because those little kiddies reckon they aren't going near your bin for me anymore and don't get me started on what sort of payment your hairdresser's talking! Let's just say next time she's hovering over you with a pair of scissors you need to picture her wearing a nappy, whipping me dressed in a schoolgirls outfit... It's a weird place the Goldy!! As for hairdressers... Darling, I'm one of those creative types. I do my own hair! (and make my own clothing! I am one handy lady to have around.) ... (MRS) Erm... so let me get this right, you don't have a hairdresser? Kinda makes me wonder who was that chick whipping me was? Erm... I'm pretty sure it was a chick... uh oh... I'm starting to feel dirrrty. . Dirty nappies or not, somehow it looks safer to be going through your bin.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Is it too much to ask for a friggin radio station to play some music? Drives me friggin insane in the mornings, all the talk, ads, talk, ads, talk.... PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR FUCKSAKE Ahhhh, that feels better
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RHP User
14 years ago
Why do they charge so damn much for same day delivery? | | And for what I got charged for the ER...they could have at least kissed me after.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Erm... so let me get this right, you don't have a hairdresser? Kinda makes me wonder who was that chick whipping me was? Erm... I'm pretty sure it was a chick... uh oh... I'm starting to feel dirrrty. . Dirty nappies or not, somehow it looks safer to be going through your bin. LOL... I haven't even trimmed my hair in close to 12months, so you wouldn't find any locks of hair in the bin. If you will settle for a clump of strays, I can probably hook you up. (Seriously, if I blowdry my hair, the bathroom looks like it has a mat made out of my hair on the floor.) Changing the subject... My whinge for today... Attending a swingers party tomorrow night... meeting alot of people from RHP... and my face has broken out with spots. I look like a dot to dot. ALWAYS happens when I want to make a good impression. So, fuck you... fuck you very much, bloody spots! (MRS)
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm fine, thanks... | Quoting 'keepingkarma' Talking of first aid, how's the rear CM? | ...but now what's really giving me the shits is what to do with those leftover frozen bananas that I used for localized pain relief all day yesterday. I put a dozen in the freezer and only needed 10 of them. | Wait....I can send all of them to those folks that wanted the cigar. They'll all be brown and melted by the time the post gets them to Mapleton anyway. | ...damn, that's put me right off bananas for a while. | | Always peel before freezing...then dip in chocolate and cover with your nuts.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' I'm fine, thanks... | Quoting 'keepingkarma' Talking of first aid, how's the rear CM? | ...but now what's really giving me the shits is what to do with those leftover frozen bananas that I used for localized pain relief all day yesterday. I put a dozen in the freezer and only needed 10 of them. | Wait....I can send all of them to those folks that wanted the cigar. They'll all be brown and melted by the time the post gets them to Mapleton anyway. | ...damn, that's put me right off bananas for a while. | | Always peel before freezing...then dip in chocolate and cover with your nuts. Please fast post we have our eye on JRs arse ....dont you and dgt think it looks lovely and smooth, we could use the bananas as foreply, we promise to still respect him afterwards.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Today the New Zealand All Blacks played a game of rugby in Dunedin against the Fijian team. They played naked!!!! Now, I want to know why this was not advertised so I could go and perve.......oops I mean watch the game?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee'Today the New Zealand All Blacks played a game of rugby in Dunedin against the Fijian team. They played naked!!!! Now, I want to know why this was not advertised so I could go and perve.......oops I mean watch the game? . HOW DID I MISS THIS??? Dan Carter *drool* ... it's an enduring love affair *wistful sigh*
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RHP User
14 years ago
No shit? Now that's a game of football I would have watched!! Surely some awesome person will Youtube it?? (MRS)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' | Always peel before freezing...then dip in chocolate and cover with your nuts. Now, that's one cooking demo I would like to see
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RHP User
14 years ago
still dont like whingers.........or people who mistake sarcasm for humor....its really just bullying.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I am desperately trying to get Nigella to try this.... | Quoting 'keepingkarma' Now, that's one cooking demo I would like to see... ...and I would be happy to slip her the banana!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel'still dont like whingers.........or people who mistake sarcasm for humor....its really just bullying. *rolls eyes* ... Here we go again! (MRS)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel'still dont like whingers.........or people who mistake sarcasm for humor....its really just bullying.And who are you refering to?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel'still dont like whingers.........or people who mistake sarcasm for humor....its really just bullying. This topic is about having a whinge so if you dont like whingers may I humbly suggest that you stop commenting on it? As for sarcasm.....It is an art form and when dealing with teenagers on mass. The ones that you cannot smote about the ears, sarcasm is often the only weapon left in your armoury in dealing with the precious little ****ers. It has nothing to do with bullying at all. Maybe you just dont appreciate the subtle nuance that goes into a great sarcastic retort.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985'No shit? Now that's a game of football I would have watched!! Surely some awesome person will Youtube it?? (MRS) They posted still pics with no dangly bits but so far I have seen no video. I was devistated to think I missed this match. Imagine the scrum? Mmmmmmmm Mouths and hands everywhere. All those fit young men.....*sigh* It has been nigh on 35 years since I played union but I may have been tempted to put on the boots for the game.
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14 years ago
You seem to have great taste in music.. | Quoting 'foreverlove7985' *rolls eyes* ... Here we go again! (MRS) Although I thought that tune by Whitesnake was "Here I Go Again". | ...turn it up loud.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Had my fill of dam insolent, arrogant peeps today! They seem to be oozing out of the cracks! Home now - sanctuary - oh bliss! Listen to some Captain Beefheart and get my head straight Feelin' good already
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RHP User
14 years ago
You kow the ones that cannot even pronounce your name and have limited English. I swear they target my home phone. They have taken to using private numbers and those I need to answer for work purposes 24/7. I didnt mind so much when the number came up on caller id as overseas as I just didnt answer it. If I want a new phone company, broadband supplier, holiday away I am more than capable of finding them myself thankyou!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'mikeandshel'still dont like whingers.........or people who mistake sarcasm for humor....its really just bullying. This topic is about having a whinge so if you dont like whingers may I humbly suggest that you stop commenting on it? As for sarcasm.....It is an art form and when dealing with teenagers on mass. The ones that you cannot smote about the ears, sarcasm is often the only weapon left in your armoury in dealing with the precious little ****ers. It has nothing to do with bullying at all. Maybe you just dont appreciate the subtle nuance that goes into a great sarcastic retort. sarcasms actually the lowest form of wit.......because its just about belittling someone or hurting them.......and what it that you think i was doing? whingeing? doh!
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14 years ago
i thought the 'irony' of whingeing about whingers on a forum about having a whinge , might be picked up by at least one person........seems not...shame that.....the 'intellectual giants' must all be busy tonight.........lol.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'mikeandshel'sarcasms actually the lowest form of wit.......because its just about belittling someone or hurting them.......and what it that you think i was doing? whingeing? doh! Do I detect a touch of sarcasm? Surely not or that would be tantamount to admitting that your wit was low. Personally I have found that it takes osmeone quick on the uptake to formulate and understand truely sarcastic remarks. Obviously the saying that it is the lowest form of wit was coined by a blonde. Someone that just didnt "get it"
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'mikeandshel'still dont like whingers.........or people who mistake sarcasm for humor....its really just bullying.And who are you refering to? 'people' is by definition a plural of 'person'........ the statements a general thing.... people seem to feel that to be 'sarcastic' shows a depth of intelligence and a sharp wit...when in fact all they are doing is being insulting and nasty...the whole aim of sarcasm and its 'barbs' is to cause hurt. its definition includes words like 'mocking' or 'scorn' and 'contempt' or 'insult'............none of these can be mistaken for 'humour' can they?? there are some truly clever people here on these forums...who can be very very funny and entertaining, without ever being even a little nasty with it...while others.....have no clue as to how damaging their 'wit' and 'humour' might be, when its laced with derision and contempt....which is what 'sarcasm' is.....its not 'veiled' humour at all........just an opinion....is all.
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