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Have a whinge part 2
July 15 2011
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14 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'mikeandshel'sarcasms actually the lowest form of wit.......because its just about belittling someone or hurting them.......and what it that you think i was doing? whingeing? doh! Do I detect a touch of sarcasm? Surely not or that would be tantamount to admitting that your wit was low. Personally I have found that it takes osmeone quick on the uptake to formulate and understand truely sarcastic remarks. Obviously the saying that it is the lowest form of wit was coined by a blonde. Someone that just didnt "get it" admitting i am being sarcastics not a problem..as I'm not so conceited as to not see the fault in using it to be humorous....i was actually being 'ironic' and not aiming a remark at someone with the intent to hurt.......merely stating something glaringly obvious to those who grasp the concept......
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14 years ago
I love Bill Murray...have since his first days on SNL but how many times to they have to keep playing that movie on TV. | I love Bill Murray...have since his first days on SNL but how many times to they have to keep playing that movie on TV. | Whatever happened to the good old days when late night TV meant all those smutty commercials about calling hot chick or hooking up to some online dating service to get laid? | ...that's my whinge for the day so far.
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14 years ago
I have tonsilitis which means that not only did I miss my planned trip to Sydney for Focus birthday but now I have to put up with jibes from her about putting dirty things in my mouth. Tonsilitis means that my tonsils are swollen to the point of restricting my breathing and as soon as I relax enough to sleep...I wake myself up again...snoring. l One more rant....people who are soooooo condescending and patronising...especially on forums. We are not all intellectual midgets just because some of us see irony as sarcasm. Maybe it was not meant that way but that is the way it appears to others.
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14 years ago
The day after my birthday and I dont even wake up with a hang over - sheesh I need to try better...lol . Kisses Focus
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14 years ago
for yesterday Focus xoxoxox
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14 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'mikeandshel'still dont like whingers.........or people who mistake sarcasm for humor....its really just bullying.And who are you refering to? 'people' is by definition a plural of 'person'........ the statements a general thing.... people seem to feel that to be 'sarcastic' shows a depth of intelligence and a sharp wit...when in fact all they are doing is being insulting and nasty...the whole aim of sarcasm and its 'barbs' is to cause hurt. its definition includes words like 'mocking' or 'scorn' and 'contempt' or 'insult'............none of these can be mistaken for 'humour' can they?? there are some truly clever people here on these forums...who can be very very funny and entertaining, without ever being even a little nasty with it...while others.....have no clue as to how damaging their 'wit' and 'humour' might be, when its laced with derision and contempt....which is what 'sarcasm' is.....its not 'veiled' humour at all........just an opinion....is all. lol Ha Ha, Lets correct the question.....And what people are you referring to by name? You must be referring to people on this forum. lol
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14 years ago
People that think they are significant despite all contrarian evidence. | People that think they are significant despite all contrarian evidence. | ...and Groundhog's Day. | | This only makes sense if you understand Bill Murray's sense of humour. | And Happy Birthday, Focus... | ...you should have given your mother a present you know.
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14 years ago
Who charge more than a high class prostitute!
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' People that think they are significant despite all contrarian evidence. | My mum says I'm cool!:pxx Sarah
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14 years ago
Sarah, if your mum says your cool, then you're cool, okay? Who would I be to argue with your mum? | Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78'My mum says I'm cool! :p | Okay so now that we've agreed on this.... | ...please, get me a beer.
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14 years ago
Moving house with a 1yr old in tow. Need I say more? (MRS)
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14 years ago
winge......people in the forums who dribble poo and seem to be self confessed fukwits
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14 years ago
Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'mikeandshel'still dont like whingers.........or people who mistake sarcasm for humor....its really just bullying.And who are you refering to? 'people' is by definition a plural of 'person'........ the statements a general thing.... people seem to feel that to be 'sarcastic' shows a depth of intelligence and a sharp wit...when in fact all they are doing is being insulting and nasty...the whole aim of sarcasm and its 'barbs' is to cause hurt. its definition includes words like 'mocking' or 'scorn' and 'contempt' or 'insult'............none of these can be mistaken for 'humour' can they?? there are some truly clever people here on these forums...who can be very very funny and entertaining, without ever being even a little nasty with it...while others.....have no clue as to how damaging their 'wit' and 'humour' might be, when its laced with derision and contempt....which is what 'sarcasm' is.....its not 'veiled' humour at all........just an opinion....is all. lol Ha Ha, Lets correct the question.....And what people are you referring to by name? You must be referring to people on this forum. lol lol no....i was referring to nobody even on this site...my reference comes from a chance encounter with an exceptionally 'ugly' character from my past.....a bank manager no less....supercilious and smarmy little prick got under my skin is all.......
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14 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachypear' Quoting 'mikeandshel' i thought the 'irony' of whingeing about whingers on a forum about having a whinge , might be picked up by at least one person........seems not...shame that.....the 'intellectual giants' must all be busy tonight.........lol. Sorry I was busy that night! Hehe hugs ya... Mrs Peachy touche'
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14 years ago
smokers.....especially pipe and cigar smokers.....yuk!
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14 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel'smokers.....especially pipe and cigar smokers.....yuk! NON SMOKERS WHO WINGE ABOUT SMOKERS! I DO NOT SMOKE BUT DO PARTICIPATE IN THE OCCASIONAL CIGAR
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14 years ago
I always wanted to be one of those, Mrs. P....how cool would that be if you were a giant like Godzilla and could stomp around growling, knocking over buildings and breathing fire on people that really deserved it. | Quoting 'MrsPeachypear' Sorry I was busy that night! Oh well...since I am only 6 feet tall I guess that counts me out. I'm jsut glad I am not a complete idiot though, they have more parts and I'm missing a few... | ...my appendix is gone and I've been circumcized. | | Oh and some folks on blogs...they really give me the shits!
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14 years ago
My whinges for this month are... < When there are 2 lanes to turn right and the lane on the left is for people who are turning into the next left...there is always some git that turns from the right and then tries to cut in front of you so they can turn left (I never let them in)! < When people are doing more than 10ks UNDER the speed limit...but insist on being in the right hand lane when there are another 2 lanes open with no traffic! Then they change into the left lane only when they are about to turn off! < When people flash their headlights at me to let me know there is a speed camera ahead...If I am speeding then I will pay the fine ffs...This gets my goat so much as my cousin was killed by a speeding vehicle...If you can't do the limit then suffer the consequences! < How the hell do people not know that there are "sensors" at traffic lights and stop over the double lines? The lights won't change if they don't detect that there is a car sitting there! How do most people get their licences? < When people (especially girls) on here aren't looking for anything but are only here for the Forums and Chat and still have all their pics up and their profile open...THEN they whinge about the amount of flirts and messages they get! Just turn your profile to invisible to save those poor paying members from wasting messages on you..it's not hard! < When a certain female is in chat all the time talking about her just under 1 year old child and is on cam all the time...yet she has the audacity to talk to other girls like shit? Surely you can wait till your child is in bed asleep to get into chat let alone on cam! Bad parenting at it's best! < Lastly...I HATE the way I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO horny just before and during my period that I can climb the walls and there is noone to fuck! One of the only things I miss about not being in a relationship... sex on tap! xFunlovingx < Will contribute in another month if the post is still going hehehe!
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14 years ago
I accidently bumped into my vibrator this morning and seem to have pulled a muscle in my arm :'-( Flirty x
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14 years ago
Sweet little girlie thinks she is tough. Ha! Sashaying around in tight gym clothes all of 23 telling me how she loves boxing..... We will see who is tough
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14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'I accidently bumped into my vibrator this morning and seem to have pulled a muscle in my arm :'-( Flirty x Were you thinking of us?
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14 years ago
Vibrators...those damn things need to be looked at as possibly as dangerous to society as other weapons. I think the real men of this country, nay the world....need to stand up and unite. | First of all, the possession of these by any female should be illegal. Period no exceptions...and a 30 day amnesty period granted for any and all women in possession of these allowed for them to turn them in to the authorities for disposal. Most are propably damn close to to being worn out anyway. | Going forward, any female found attempting to buy, own or hold any such item as may be deemed as a personal stimuation device shall have the device confiscated and fined $500 per device on the first offence. All men shall be paid a bounty for turning them in or providing names and details that result in their conviction. Second offenders, shall be subsequently fined again and serve 30 days in solitary confinement and forced to watch porn daily for 12 hours. I know, harsh but fair...and I will personally help by offering to act as the parole officer for all females convicted in Victoria. | Furthermore, the government shall fund a program to help rebuild society appropriately and actually do some good unlike taxing alcohol. Each male over the age of 25 (sorry, you young guys are too unstable and usually masturbate excessively) shall be given $500 which he must use to purchase legal vibrators whose bulk purchase shall be the responsibility of the government who will be allowed to sell them...but never for more that they could be reasonably purchased on eBay or overseas. There shall be no limit placed on the number or types of these devices held in ownership by men. | The excecption to this shall be that, should any man be found to be using these excessively for his own personal stimulation without a female present, he will be taken to the public square and flogged. Seriously, if this goes through....you should be shot, but I am abiding by the law and being lenient. | So that's my whinge...fucking vibrators being used in place of men or randomly to decrease the need for men. It's time we all started thinking about the future... | ...it's time to get back into the game.
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14 years ago
......if men kept their appointments.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' ......if men kept their appointments. vibrators ( and toys in general) are fun whichever way you look at it......for one, or two...or more even.....we have a drawer full of them, and as an adjunct to our play, they open up a whole world of possibilities.......for both of us....but then, they rarely if ever see the light of day if theres only one of us home........
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14 years ago
but damit.....I prefer the real thing thanks!
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14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Moving house with a 1yr old in tow. Need I say more? (MRS)
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14 years ago
But thankyou to everyone for the kind birthday wishes . Kisses Focus
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14 years ago
So just a question... | Quoting 'ruby_blossum'Toys are fun for use in an "emergency"... | ...how in the hell have you managed to get speed dial for "000" set up on a rotary phone? | I'm won't ask if you prefer policemen or firemen.
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14 years ago
☎I havent found a mobile to match its powers as yet...so I am hanging on to it
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum'......if men kept their appointments. Be damned if I'm about to let my vital assets be neglected in the absence of someone to treat me to the real thing!!! Besides, I hold the relevant licences to operate these weapons!
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14 years ago
Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'I accidently bumped into my vibrator this morning and seem to have pulled a muscle in my arm :'-( Flirty x Were you thinking of us?HELL NO!!!
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14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'I accidently bumped into my vibrator this morning and seem to have pulled a muscle in my arm :'-( Flirty x Were you thinking of us?HELL NO!!! scuse my guffaw!! but that wasn't quite what I was expecting to see when i scrolled down to see your answer How'd you do the arm? mine is usually the wrist, give myself carpal tunnel trying to get the right angle LMAO
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14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'I accidently bumped into my vibrator this morning and seem to have pulled a muscle in my arm :'-( Flirty x Were you thinking of us?HELL NO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! SNAP! (MR & MRS)
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14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'I accidently bumped into my vibrator this morning and seem to have pulled a muscle in my arm :'-( Flirty x Were you thinking of us? HELL NO!!! Bet you do now nxt time you pull it out.....Hahaha
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14 years ago
We did have room service and there is a casino but that is no fun...O and we did order room service we worked up quite an appetite by 4am if you get my meaning…. Love RHP and Everyone who loves living life – Enjoy and be Happy NIce to know we are not alone.... Quoting 'leftthebuilding' you dont have a casino in Adelaide?! The last time l was in Adelaide was 1983 - it was better than Perth then - l mean Adelaide had strip clubs woo hoo.... Oh you call Burswood a Casino more of a RSL club i would of thought. Pease do enlighten me on the surrounding area's - there might be something i am missing. lol. xx Sins Perhaps the conservative hics here in Perth can bugger off to Adelaide. Quoting 'tiemeupSA'I would take Perth over Adelaide any day miss Spirit, visited a month ago & loved the Place, even though the city shuts down early at least you have the casino & it's surrounding areas, Adelaide only wakes up when we have Womad & clipsal500 & a few other festivals, good for about 2 months of the year
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14 years ago
That'd be right...obcessive compulsive use of these things in the wrong hands (or in the wrong hand at the wrong angle) almost becomes an addiction and puts you in denial. I only use it when...I only use it if....get over it. Just suck it up ladies, there is no excuse...and for chrissake some of us have to work and can't be there 24/7 looking after you or be on call. It's time to get society back on track and this will become the law. | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'Besides, I hold the relevant licences to operate these weapons.... | Sorry, but a driver's license is not an operator's permit and only covers your car. Rumour has it too that you and a lot of the other ladies carry "concealed" which explains your love of walking around the malls. That may carry a more severe penalty...I don't know if you have ever seen "The Chair" but my guess is that after about 5 minutes sitting on that thing turned on high...you will begging for the mercy of the court. None will be granted...we will miss some of you, although not all if we can strap them in. | There was a suggestion that on the second offence...the woman would be held in solitary and either chained to the wall or tied to the bed to prevent self indulgence whilst the porn was running. However, I have received three emails already saying "Pick me...pick me" and this is meant to reform and not reward. | And Flirty I agree... "NO" is a complete sentence. | | "HELL NO" just meant you went to finishing school and didn't say what you were thinking.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'I accidently bumped into my vibrator this morning and seem to have pulled a muscle in my arm :'-( Flirty x Were you thinking of us?HELL NO!!! scuse my guffaw!! but that wasn't quite what I was expecting to see when i scrolled down to see your answer How'd you do the arm? mine is usually the wrist, give myself carpal tunnel trying to get the right angle LMAO It's a bicep *giggle* ... Fortunately I'm right-handed and I reckon I should come good by ... say ... the morning?
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14 years ago
...uh-huh, what I said before.
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14 years ago
Oh no no no! Fucketh thou YOU! *big grin*
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14 years ago
What does "chortle" mean? | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'Oh no no no! Fucketh thou YOU! *big grin* | Think I got enough stuff saved on my iPhone maybe even to get into 2012. And today's whinge...why do we say "get fucked" when we kind of loose it or get angry? Isn't that kind of like wishing something good happens to that person or something they might like? Oh well... |De-fucketh thou you...and I hope the rabbit dies.
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14 years ago
Rabbits I mean. And its LOSE not loose ... You know, lose it vs. loose change?? O:-)
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14 years ago
Thanks, so loose it is...and always carry the correct change. ||Admission is the first step toward recovery...and not losing a gold coin.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'I accidently bumped into my vibrator this morning and seem to have pulled a muscle in my arm :'-( Flirty x Were you thinking of us?HELL NO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! SNAP! (MR & MRS) So you two are at it too? Awww Honey "thats just enough"....give me more "I just cant get enough"...oh honey thats enough now! Heheheheh see u are thinking ou us ...enough? Black eye peas....."I just cant get enough"
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14 years ago
My whinge for today: Cleaning the house you just moved out of. Takes you fucken forever... Especially when you're doing it by yourself! (MRS)
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14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' My whinge for today: Cleaning the house you just moved out of. Takes you fucken forever... Especially when you're doing it by yourself! (MRS) and then when you drive past a fortnight later...the place is a pig sty and looks like it was a waste of your time...........
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14 years ago
Two of my girls have been with me for 18 months now. They have spent six years of thier young lives in care and we spent this afternoon at mediation. Looks like they are going home at Christmas. So happy for them and thier mother who has become a friend. So sad for me. Yes I will still get to see them and be a part of thier lives but it now also means that I will have another couple of ratbags coming in to sort out. I miss my kids when they leave.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' Quoting 'foreverlove7985' My whinge for today: Cleaning the house you just moved out of. Takes you fucken forever... Especially when you're doing it by yourself! (MRS) and then when you drive past a fortnight later...the place is a pig sty and looks like it was a waste of your time........... Absolutely... We really try to take care of the places we live in, and hand them over to other people in pristine condition... Starting to feel like we are a dying breed! Quoting 'JustEnough' So you two are at it too? Awww Honey "thats just enough"....give me more "I just cant get enough"...oh honey thats enough now! Heheheheh see u are thinking ou us ...enough? Black eye peas....."I just cant get enough Erm... *raises eyebrow* No comprende - just like with the rest of your posts. (MRS)
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14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985'My whinge for today: Cleaning the house you just moved out of. Takes you fucken forever... Especially when you're doing it by yourself! (MRS) No comprehend we understand why.....we dont need to swear and use the F word.....we dicipline our kids for that.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Two of my girls have been with me for 18 months now. They have spent six years of thier young lives in care and we spent this afternoon at mediation. Looks like they are going home at Christmas. So happy for them and thier mother who has become a friend. So sad for me. Yes I will still get to see them and be a part of thier lives but it now also means that I will have another couple of ratbags coming in to sort out. I miss my kids when they leave. that's sad. Hope I'm not being presumptuous in saying, but I think you're a legend f.b! KK x
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14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985'My whinge for today: Cleaning the house you just moved out of. Takes you fucken forever... Especially when you're doing it by yourself! (MRS) And then having to clean the house you move into because indeed, we are a dying breed.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'foreverlove7985'My whinge for today: Cleaning the house you just moved out of. Takes you fucken forever... Especially when you're doing it by yourself! (MRS) And then having to clean the house you move into because indeed, we are a dying breed. This place, and the last place we moved into - when I did the entry report, I wrote lists an A4 page long of shit that needed to be re-cleaned (or cleaned, since it was clear to us that it wasn't actually done!)... and even then, after the "professional cleaners" had been through, I could still see handprints, dead bugs, dust, stains on carpet etc etc. They should have just paid me to clean the place, since I do a better job than "professionals"! Unfortunately, or fortunately - however you want to look at it, my Mum used to work in Real Estate, and once apon a time, I did "move out cleans" to make some mulah... So I expect things to be perfect. Both when we move in, and when we move out. (MRS)
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14 years ago
I thought ANYONE could do Zumba. Clearly they didn't think of the really uncoordinated and retarded people like myself who can't even get a jog up on a treadmill without eating shit. I spent the majority of the "Cardio Party" flailing my arms and legs like I was having a seizure. Attractive. (MRS)
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14 years ago
Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'foreverlove7985'My whinge for today: Cleaning the house you just moved out of. Takes you fucken forever... Especially when you're doing it by yourself! (MRS) No comprehend we understand why.....we dont need to swear and use the F word.....we dicipline our kids for that. Good for you! OH, and it's DISCIPLINE, not dicipline. That spell check app on your browser seems to be working fantasically!! (MRS)
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14 years ago
I hate cleaning up vomit!!!!
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14 years ago
You know when people think they are clever by using a stupid nickname for something that doesn't really need a nickname.. Like instead of saying 'We took a plane to xxxx' they say 'we took a big tin can to xxxx'. I don't fucking think so.... you took a plane not a tin can!!! It's not funny. You're not funny!! . Made worse when people try to induct you in some sort of clicky club of theirs by using a wanky nickname you would both understand but other people don't.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' 'We took a plane to xxxx' they say 'we took a big tin can to xxxx'. I don't fucking think so.... you took a plane not a tin can!!! haven't flown with Air India JG! My pet peeve is "bickies" for biscuits - soooo
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14 years ago
I think that's my whinge for the day...people getting all up themselves about words...and those naughty adult words we might use on sites like this where, with a bit of luck we may find copulation colleagues. I am trying to avoid saying fuck at all costs even if it's cheap. | Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Good for you! OH, and it's DISCIPLINE, not dicipline. That spell check app on your browser seems to be working fantasically!! (MRS) | I had a pretty crap childhood, Mrs. FL....and I was octoplined frequently for my behaviour. My father had this eight sided stick and oh jezarsuz did that ever hurt when he belted me on the ass. | Could be that dicipline just means they have a 10 sided stick? | ....oh damn, that would hurt 25% more.
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14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Quoting 'JustEnough' No comprehend we understand why.....we dont need to swear and use the F word.....we dicipline our kids for that. It's nice to see some good peranting skills out there...
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' I think that's my whinge for the day...people getting all up themselves about words...and those naughty adult words we might use on sites like this where, with a bit of luck we may find copulation colleagues. I am trying to avoid saying fuck at all costs even if it's cheap. | Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Good for you! OH, and it's DISCIPLINE, not dicipline. That spell check app on your browser seems to be working fantasically!! (MRS) | I had a pretty crap childhood, Mrs. FL....and I was octoplined frequently for my behaviour. My father had this eight sided stick and oh jezarsuz did that ever hurt when he belted me on the ass. | Could be that dicipline just means they have a 10 sided stick? | ....oh damn, that would hurt 25% more. Far out.... Child abuse! Now, we discipline our children if they do wrong, but with a stick?? Holy moly... I never even experienced that when I was a kid. JustEnough are older than my parents, so I'm assuming their children would be late teens to early 20's at least! It's pretty sad, IMO, if you still have to discipline your children when, legally, they are adults. My parents just went up a few "cool" notches - they are strict Christians - yet they have (for the most part) allowed us to express ourselves how we wish, and choose our own lifepaths without intervention. They don't even bat an eyelid at my ever growing collection of ink, or the fact that I let the "F-bomb" slip every now and then... Funny how wrong you can be - thinking that those who are on a sex site would be more relaxed about life and that a little "swearword" (which, incidently, is used to describe what we're all here for anyway!) wouldn't rattle anyones bones. (MRS)
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14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' I think that's my whinge for the day...people getting all up themselves about words...and those naughty adult words we might use on sites like this where, with a bit of luck we may find copulation colleagues. I am trying to avoid saying fuck at all costs even if it's cheap. | Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Good for you! OH, and it's DISCIPLINE, not dicipline. That spell check app on your browser seems to be working fantasically!! (MRS) | I had a pretty crap childhood, Mrs. FL....and I was octoplined frequently for my behaviour. My father had this eight sided stick and oh jezarsuz did that ever hurt when he belted me on the ass. | Could be that dicipline just means they have a 10 sided stick? | ....oh damn, that would hurt 25% more. We agree with you Mr Midnight, well said, for a while in the early years of marriage, the husband normally has some training he has to do for his young bride in preparation for a family, the discipline is normally smacked bottoms. Like FFS what would the neighbours think with all that swearing? Mr Midnight you got a couple spelling mistakes...we must, we must, we must remember to do the spell check, naughty boys aren't we!
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14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' I think that's my whinge for the day...people getting all up themselves about words...and those naughty adult words we might use on sites like this where, with a bit of luck we may find copulation colleagues. I am trying to avoid saying fuck at all costs even if it's cheap. | Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Good for you! OH, and it's DISCIPLINE, not dicipline. That spell check app on your browser seems to be working fantasically!! (MRS) | I had a pretty crap childhood, Mrs. FL....and I was octoplined frequently for my behaviour. My father had this eight sided stick and oh jezarsuz did that ever hurt when he belted me on the ass. | Could be that dicipline just means they have a 10 sided stick? | ....oh damn, that would hurt 25% more. JustEnough are older than my parents, so I'm assuming their children would be late teens to early 20's at least! It's pretty sad, IMO, if you still have to discipline your children when, legally, they are adults. (MRS) We have 5 children all ours, eldest around your age and youngest at primary school.... Children will always go to their perants for advise, and if we did hear our older children swearing a lot we would voice or disapproval. But they don't our children grew out of swearing with our guidance in their mid to late teens. Its not cool! Look in this thread for example how often you swear. Comprehendo?
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14 years ago
Quoting 'keepingkarma' Quoting 'Jean_Girard' 'We took a plane to xxxx' they say 'we took a big tin can to xxxx'. I don't fucking think so.... you took a plane not a tin can!!! haven't flown with Air India JG! My pet peeve is "bickies" for biscuits - soooo Or 'Jimbo' for 'Jim'. I mean that's not even an abbreviation!! . .The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so the necessary may speak (HH)
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14 years ago
Last night after finishing work late, finding it hard to wind down, logically I think, "Aha, might watch me some porn" give myself a quick fix and off to nice little cum coma I'd go....... Yeah right!!!! not with that stoooopid..... farrrking....... buffering grrrrrrrrr Cracked the shits , hit the red x , and was outa there. . buffer this Mr.Porn pffffttttttt
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Last night after finishing work late, finding it hard to wind down, logically I think, "Aha, might watch me some porn" give myself a quick fix and off to nice little cum coma I'd go....... Yeah right!!!! not with that stoooopid..... farrrking....... buffering grrrrrrrrr Cracked the shits , hit the red x , and was outa there. . buffer this Mr.Porn pfffftttttttOh... when the internet shits me I just pull out my mobile (or Handy, as it might be nicknamed by some cultures).. There's some pretty hot porn there, although there's never any sort of climax. as soon as things get kinda... well heated... the video ends with what appears to be the camera / phone being thrown on the bed. Sideeffect of directing, producing and starring I guess. Makes me think you really need a third person with a steady, firm hand or two to help...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'D_G_T' Last night after finishing work late, finding it hard to wind down, logically I think, "Aha, might watch me some porn" give myself a quick fix and off to nice little cum coma I'd go....... Yeah right!!!! not with that stoooopid..... farrrking....... buffering grrrrrrrrr Cracked the shits , hit the red x , and was outa there. . buffer this Mr.Porn pfffftttttttOh... when the internet shits me I just pull out my mobile (or Handy, as it might be nicknamed by some cultures).. There's some pretty hot porn there, although there's never any sort of climax. as soon as things get kinda... well heated... the video ends with what appears to be the camera / phone being thrown on the bed. Sideeffect of directing, producing and starring I guess. Makes me think you really need a third person with a steady, firm hand or two to help... Yep I'd have to agree. And there is nothing worse than the video reaching its climax before the viewer does!! Means you have to imagine how the rest of it might go ... . DGT, I'd offer to um .. hook you up .. with the link to a great "working with fruit and vegetables" video, but it goes for ages and you'd honestly be quicker heading for the kitchen to make your own! . . ... Then sending it to me to critique.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just when I was cooking dinner there was a bang and the lights went out. Thinking it was a fuse I went to the meterbox to flick the switch...like you do...and there was a glow behind the mains switch. Naturally I immediately rang the fire brigade and while waiting for them the lights actually came back on, several people stopped to make sure I was okay, and flames started coming out of the meterbox. l Two trucks of luscious men in uniform arrived. I was too busy with panic stricken kids and pets to worry about perving. They put out the fire, completely dismantling the fuse box and the lights are still on. Lol. No other fuse box anywhwere at all so the power was swtiched at the pole. Now that really baffled the fire guys...as well as myself. No fuses at all but the lights are on? WTF? l Here I sit, camping in the house, camping lanterns ablaze, kids all farmed out at friends housed, zero fucking degrees and now the fire is out...no heating. Eating Maccas and on RHP until the battery on my laptop runs out. I mean...what else is there? Cant watch a DVD cause the portable DVD is not charged. l NOT HAPPY!!! glad no one was hurt though and there was no damage inside the house.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'D_G_T' Last night after finishing work late, finding it hard to wind down, logically I think, "Aha, might watch me some porn" give myself a quick fix and off to nice little cum coma I'd go....... Yeah right!!!! not with that stoooopid..... farrrking....... buffering grrrrrrrrr Cracked the shits , hit the red x , and was outa there. . buffer this Mr.Porn pfffftttttttOh... when the internet shits me I just pull out my mobile (or Handy, as it might be nicknamed by some cultures).. There's some pretty hot porn there, although there's never any sort of climax. as soon as things get kinda... well heated... the video ends with what appears to be the camera / phone being thrown on the bed. Sideeffect of directing, producing and starring I guess. Makes me think you really need a third person with a steady, firm hand or two to help... Yep I'd have to agree. And there is nothing worse than the video reaching its climax before the viewer does!! Means you have to imagine how the rest of it might go ... . DGT, I'd offer to um .. hook you up .. with the link to a great "working with fruit and vegetables" video, but it goes for ages and you'd honestly be quicker heading for the kitchen to make your own! . . ... Then sending it to me to critique. Yep just hate it, when they cum first...I mean there's a minute and a half left to go, how the fuck is a woman supposed to time her climax?????? I don't want to spend the last few scenes watching the afterglow of huffing and puffing and just when you think, "Oooooh is it a double whammy"? you realise that you're actually going to have to find another one to finish you off Yeah, home made could very well be the way to go Flirty heehee any ummmm wardrobe requests?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Yep just hate it, when they cum first...I mean there's a minute and a half left to go, how the fuck is a woman supposed to time her climax?????? I don't want to spend the last few scenes watching the afterglow of huffing and puffing and just when you think, "Oooooh is it a double whammy"? you realise that you're actually going to have to find another one to finish you off Yeah, home made could very well be the way to go Flirty heehee any ummmm wardrobe requests? NO!!! Stay away from the wardrobe!!!! For the love of God, do NOT go near a wardrobe ... or a coathanger! *cue panic-stricken tingly-nipple feeling*
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RHP User
14 years ago
Crappy f**king nail ladies who take twice as long as anyone else on the entire freakin planet and do a shithouse job in the process!!! . On the bright side though, maybe my whinge is a little impotent. I mean, my house didn't try to burn down, my porn didn't buffer endlessly, the only machinations I'm aware of are those occurring between my legs and nobody's taken to me with a 10-sided stick. Althoooough ... in light of me having used bad language a few times on this page, I can't guarantee JustEnough won't make a peranting appearance to dicipline me with one in the near future! . Flirty x
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RHP User
14 years ago
settting up to mow the lawn...struggling with a recalcitrant mower....finally getting the damned thing to co-operate...and on the first pass down the side of the house its.......CRACK!.......shattered the fixed window next to the laundry door......$600 emergency repair bill hurt the hip pocket.....damn!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... Didn't I write only yesterday the dissapointment in not seeing a topic in its climatic ending?? Voila' the "happy people " thread has been snuffed. Cant RHP just lock/close it? Its nearly like we are naughty children that have had the lolly jar vanish..think its better when you can see it peoples(admin/moderators) but it's put out of our reach to touch(type)!Who invited the fun police in?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'keepingkarma' Quoting 'Jean_Girard' 'We took a plane to xxxx' they say 'we took a big tin can to xxxx'. I don't fucking think so.... you took a plane not a tin can!!! haven't flown with Air India JG! My pet peeve is "bickies" for biscuits - soooo Or 'Jimbo' for 'Jim'. I mean that's not even an abbreviation!! . .The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so the necessary may speak (HH)People with small children who call a blanket a blanky instantly bring forth a mental image of me strangling them with said object. People who use silly terminology such as choo choo trains, kitty cats, baa lambs, wee wee and other such fubsy crap just need a quick bludgeoning with a dictionary.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'keepingkarma' Quoting 'Jean_Girard' 'We took a plane to xxxx' they say 'we took a big tin can to xxxx'. I don't fucking think so.... you took a plane not a tin can!!! haven't flown with Air India JG! My pet peeve is "bickies" for biscuits - soooo Or 'Jimbo' for 'Jim'. I mean that's not even an abbreviation!! . .The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so the necessary may speak (HH)People with small children who call a blanket a blanky instantly bring forth a mental image of me strangling them with said object. People who use silly terminology such as choo choo trains, kitty cats, baa lambs, wee wee and other such fubsy crap just need a quick bludgeoning with a dictionary.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65' Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... Didn't I write only yesterday the dissapointment in not seeing a topic in its climatic ending?? Voila' the "happy people " thread has been snuffed. Cant RHP just lock/close it? Its nearly like we are naughty children that have had the lolly jar vanish..think its better when you can see it peoples(admin/moderators) but it's put out of our reach to touch(type)!Who invited the fun police in? Snap, even more annoying is when you respond spent 10 Min's on a reply, hit post, and the thread cannot be found! The Fun/ Forum Police are just other RHP members, (probably with guest membership!) I get the impression (during the many times we have been banned!) RHP reacts to complaints received, to determine closure of a thread. As some of these personality conflicts spans across several threads and months!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Not really my whinge of the day...yet, but it's Friday and I am sure something will go sideways just in time to screw up another peaceful weekend. I was surprised at that one too although it did look like it might have gotten off on the wrong foot. | Quoting 'Saturn65'Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... Didn't I write only yesterday the dissapointment in not seeing a topic in its climatic ending?? Voila' the "happy people " thread has been snuffed. | Can you please growl like that again ya sexy thang you...and just wish I could wave my magic wand around for you to ensure a climatic ending. Seriously though, there have been a lot of really just down right nasty posts and from what I am hearing, someone in pariticular on a one man campaign to denegrate quite a few of the forum regulars via email and such. That's not nice at all and I guess I would want to take that kind of a post for a complete miss...short of the climatic ending. | Quoting 'Krissy_G' Off at the machinations in play at the moment. Youll get your comeuppance | Eventually all good things come to those who wait...but wouldn't it be hilarious to be crusing down out of the clouds in a friend's Spitfire and notice a clown going for a joyride in a bi-plane? You could only hope that all 8 of the Browning .303s still made that funky sound like a band of drummer's humming when you rolled off his six and back up into the skies. | You know though...the owner's of that plane and especially the one that was flying it might not appreciate that at all. Of course there is always the chance that the tourist pee'd his pants and they never even left the ground. I can just see the Purple Baron running across the tarmac screaming for mercy... | ...but you'd have to take the shot if you got it. | | Okay...the phone's ringing. I'll be my whinge is on the way.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Just when I was cooking dinner there was a bang and the lights went out. Thinking it was a fuse I went to the meterbox to flick the switch...like you do...and there was a glow behind the mains switch. Naturally I immediately rang the fire brigade and while waiting for them the lights actually came back on, several people stopped to make sure I was okay, and flames started coming out of the meterbox. l Two trucks of luscious men in uniform arrived. I was too busy with panic stricken kids and pets to worry about perving. They put out the fire, completely dismantling the fuse box and the lights are still on. Lol. No other fuse box anywhwere at all so the power was swtiched at the pole. Now that really baffled the fire guys...as well as myself. No fuses at all but the lights are on? WTF? l Here I sit, camping in the house, camping lanterns ablaze, kids all farmed out at friends housed, zero fucking degrees and now the fire is out...no heating. Eating Maccas and on RHP until the battery on my laptop runs out. I mean...what else is there? Cant watch a DVD cause the portable DVD is not charged. l NOT HAPPY!!! glad no one was hurt though and there was no damage inside the house. Ummmmm some possibilities with lights on and all fuses pulled. 1/ You have been getting free power for lights 2/ Now they know, they will fix and no more free power? Pretty good posting only one spelling mistake!
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RHP User
14 years ago
The majority of freaking sexy people living in Western Australia! WTH... Come to QLD, damn it! (MRS)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Awwww Mrs P ...that's almost too much for a goof ball like me to resist you know. | Quoting 'MrsPeachypear' Ummm and JustEnough, I thought you might like to know that it's easier to separate your writing from the quote if you drop your cursor down and a little to the left. That's why your writing is pale and in italics. Quoting 'MrsPeachypear' Ummm and JustEnough, I thought you might like to know that it's easier to separate your writing from the quote if you drop your cursor down and a little to the left. That's why your writing is pale and in italics. But since you had "fun with fonix" I will be nice. It's killing me but... | ...I will be nice. | | If this happens to go wrong when I post...it was an accident, honest.
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14 years ago
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14 years ago
My whinge for the day... | Quoting 'MrsPeachypear' Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Awwww Mrs P ...that's almost too much for a goof ball like me to resist you know. | Quoting 'MrsPeachypear' Ummm and JustEnough, I thought you might like to know that it's easier to separate your writing from the quote if you drop your cursor down and a little to the left. That's why your writing is pale and in italics. | Quoting 'MrsPeachypear' Ummm and JustEnough, I thought you might like to know that it's easier to separate your writing from the quote if you drop your cursor down and a little to the left. That's why your writing is pale and in italics. But since you had "fun with fonix" I will be nice. It's killing me but... | ...I will be nice. If this happens to go wrong when I post...it was an accident, honest. | Quoting 'MrsPeachypear' Hahaha I figured you wouldn't be able to help yourself. Nice... | Why do the women here always tease me... | ...until I lose all self control?
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and I cannot eat all the bloody icecream. I tried. I really did. I had three goes at it and there is just too much damn icecream. I dont care about the meat and frozen veg, all my prepared meals all ready cooked and frozen...... BUT THE BLOODY ICECREAM IS MELTING!!! l l ONE MORE WHINGE L You know I really dont give a shit about my spelling and if all you can do is nitpick about it then you are severly anal-retentive and should take up crotcheting. Who made you the spell check for RHP forums anyway? Quoting 'JustEnough' lPretty good posting only one spelling mistake!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' ...and I cannot eat all the bloody icecream. I tried. I really did. I had three goes at it and there is just too much damn icecream. I dont care about the meat and frozen veg, all my prepared meals all ready cooked and frozen...... BUT THE BLOODY ICECREAM IS MELTING!!! l l ONE MORE WHINGE L You know I really dont give a shit about my spelling and if all you can do is nitpick about it then you are severly anal-retentive and should take up crotcheting. Who made you the spell check for RHP forums anyway? Quoting 'JustEnough' lPretty good posting only one spelling mistake! The post was about lucky you getting free power a positive on a bad experiance. Also complimented you on your posting and only one spelling mistake was meant as a compliment. Anally retentive and should take up crotheting, that makes me wet. Trust the lady posters on this thread that jumped into us for the same have noted your view on people with nothing better to do than check spelling, we agree with you Fiona 100%.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Krissy... Eeep! What on earth did you do to that poor breast of yours! Time to break out the nurses outfit - Let me clean you up! My whinge... Dumb-asses. I don't like them... although, they do provide me with a good belly laugh from time to time. (MRS)
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RHP User
14 years ago
"Leave them hanging out there long enough...and somebody is going to bite them." | Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Krissy... Eeep! What on earth did you do to that poor breast of yours! Time to break out the nurses outfit - Let me clean you up! (MRS) | Now den, Mrs...vas dat you vhat said dat or vas it Dracula? | I love playing dress ups... | ...I'm always in costume anyway.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ahhhh half a day's work and this damn week is over , my feet are killing me and my eyes are sitting on my cheeks Blow job for anyone who will massage my feet for two solid hours when I get home LOL . Unless you write in big bold funny coloured text just covering my ass lol.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and you have a deal. | Quoting 'D_G_T' Blow job for anyone who will massage my feet for two solid hours when I get home LOL | I've allowed 2 extra hours for "reciprocal therapy" that I'm sure will relieve all the stress of a long week. I will even bring the champagne if you promise not to spill it on my head... | ...or fall asleep.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...and you have a deal. | Quoting 'D_G_T' Blow job for anyone who will massage my feet for two solid hours when I get home LOL | I've allowed 2 extra hours for "reciprocal therapy" that I'm sure will relieve all the stress of a long week. I will even bring the champagne if you promise not to spill it on my head... | ...or fall asleep. Thanks CM, you're a true gem Now please god don't let me fall asleep mid suck that could be a lil embarassing. Next time my boss takes a holiday, I'm hiding..........totally rooted are the 2 words I'm thinking of right now.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Who use innuendo, they are funny.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'JustEnough'Who use innuendo, they are funny. Clear that one up JustEnough, I'm a little fuddled tonight. Good old sexual innuendo or insinutaion/innuendo? For some reason I actually want to know
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RHP User
14 years ago
Who put up photos which are clearly 10... maybe 15 years old. Shit me. Seriously, who are you trying to fool? (MRS)
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and I am on my way! | Quoting 'D_G_T' ..........totally rooted are the 2 words I'm thinking of right now. You can even sleep in late in the morning... | ...I make one hell of an eggs benedict. | | I'ill slip out the window early then knock at the door...you can say you hired me so you could rest.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I get that we are all busy people but what peeves me is when someone organises a time to meet and then just doesn't show. No message to say "sorry, something has come up". Are manners really a lost art? I hope not!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Who put up photos which are clearly 10... maybe 15 years old. Shit me. Seriously, who are you trying to fool? (MRS) and we were embarrassed because our pics are from last summer....the cheek of some people....lol.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'JustEnough'Who use innuendo, they are funny. Clear that one up JustEnough, I'm a little fuddled tonight. Good old sexual innuendo or insinuating/innuendo? For some reason I actually want to know Who ring the coppers and accuse our kids of riding their dirt bikes on the road in a farming area! Sexual innuendo is fun, Is that Shela's post below your last post insinuating / innuendo about you? Definitely not us. Maybe Mr Midnight could write 1000 words on it? Glad you like our sex 101 tips!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'JustEnough'Who use innuendo, they are funny. Clear that one up JustEnough, I'm a little fuddled tonight. Good old sexual innuendo or insinuating/innuendo? For some reason I actually want to know Who ring the coppers and accuse our kids of riding their dirt bikes on the road in a farming area! Sexual innuendo is fun, Is that Shela's post below your last post insinuating / innuendo about you? Definitely not us. Maybe Mr Midnight could write 1000 words on it? Glad you like our sex 101 tips! I'm sure Mrs foreverlove would enjoy being the sheila below D.G.T. If you're going to try to sound intelligent by using big words like innuendo, at least learn to spell basic words correctly. It's always a good idea to crawl before you walk................................... even if the way you walk is a little bit retarded (Mr)
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RHP User
14 years ago
My whinge is working so much that you dont really get time to read RHP forums let alone post anymore. (Mr)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'JustEnough'Who use innuendo, they are funny. Clear that one up JustEnough, I'm a little fuddled tonight. Good old sexual innuendo or insinuating/innuendo? For some reason I actually want to know Who ring the coppers and accuse our kids of riding their dirt bikes on the road in a farming area! Sexual innuendo is fun, Is that Shela's post below your last post insinuating / innuendo about you? Definitely not us. Maybe Mr Midnight could write 1000 words on it? Glad you like our sex 101 tips! I did like it, it was perfect. Love a dry sense of humour Dont think it was about me lol all my pics are only a matter of months old, you know I like to change the bait often too
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RHP User
14 years ago
book work.....paper work aagghh
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RHP User
14 years ago
I like the use of some of the more metaphorcal pictures, obviously....but some really do make you laugh. I spotted one in a male profile here that is time stamped 2005 and has him sitting in a DH Moth that I think Tim the Tool Man from the TV show would be proud to have on his desk. I could not resist so played a bit of "Where's Wally" with the picture. | Okay, so not only is it six years old, but I just happen to recognize the plane...one of the ones used by an outfit that offers joy rides to tourists. They also let you play dress-ups and have all the gear for you to wear and will even take a picture or film it for you as there is a camera mounted on the aircraft as well. The part that really got me laughing...is that when you do fly a DH Moth, the passenger (or the tourist) always rides up front. They were a training airplane...the real pilot sits in the back. | Now for the part where I got to the almost inevitable tears in my eyes? There is also a picture of that very plane sitting at the Avalon airshow in 2005 in Wikipedia...and guess what? They had it there to take folks for a lap around the pond. Too funny...good one Baron von Barney, keep your eyes open for a bogey on your six. | My real whinge....phone cams. Freaking phone cams and hot chicks that refuse to get real pictures taken that don't blow out all over the place and screw up the view. Your phone was meant for talking, texting and portable porn perving....not for taking pictures, dammit. Hook up with someone that has a few Nikons and is at least half good with them. Swap him out for decent pictures....I am sure you will find one if you ask. Seriously...just do it. | ...there, I feel better now.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Don't know about the purple one...but it's nice to have friends that invite you along to fly-ins and the like. Point Cook is interesting if you like old planes...or even old pilots. | Quoting 'Krissy_G'No doubt he will be back in the sky soon.His grounding must surley be up by now. | Love the one-liner that you see as a reminder in some of the private hangers around the place ... "There are old pilots and there are bold pilots...but there are very few old bold pilots". | ...so go easy on the old ones, will ya.
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