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Have a whinge part 2
July 15 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Quoting 'JustEnough' Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'JustEnough'Who use innuendo, they are funny. Clear that one up JustEnough, I'm a little fuddled tonight. Good old sexual innuendo or insinuating/innuendo? For some reason I actually want to know Who ring the coppers and accuse our kids of riding their dirt bikes on the road in a farming area! Sexual innuendo is fun, Is that Shela's post below your last post insinuating / innuendo about you? Definitely not us. Maybe Mr Midnight could write 1000 words on it? Glad you like our sex 101 tips! I'm sure Mrs foreverlove would enjoy being the sheila below D.G.T. If you're going to try to sound intelligent by using big words like innuendo, at least learn to spell basic words correctly. It's always a good idea to crawl before you walk................................... even if the way you walk is a little bit retarded (Mr)I totally missed that one, and HELL yes !!! I'd love looking down to see Mrs Foreverlove hehe
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just be careful when you lift the restrictions on your landing strip... | Quoting 'Krissy_G' Just taxi around to the rear of arrivals and Ill open the door for you. ...as what may appear to be nothing more than a blip on the radar to the folks in the tower can actually turn out to be a C-17 coming in carrying a full payload. The folks that fly them can be sneaky bastards too...the don't need much room to put it down hard and fast on short notice, and they can carry enough stuff to outfit a small army. | Now then, about that thread on how to decorate a feature wall in your house... | ...oh that's right, moonscapes. | | Nothing feels as good as unloading your cargo after a long flight.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' If you're going to try to sound intelligent by using big words like innuendo, at least learn to spell basic words correctly. It's always a good idea to crawl before you walk................................... even if the way you walk is a little bit retarded "Yawn"zzzzzzzzzzzz"Eyes Roll"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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RHP User
14 years ago
there was a time when the forums were fun....and the banter was witty and mostly friendly or informative.Now they are just full of self indulgent blah blah blah.But of course...this is JMO.BJxxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T'I totally missed that one, and HELL yes !!! I'd love looking down to see Mrs Foreverlove hehe Isn't it about time you had a holiday to the sunny Gold Coast? LOL... I am prepared to do whatever you want me to! (MRS)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Quoting 'D_G_T'I totally missed that one, and HELL yes !!! I'd love looking down to see Mrs Foreverlove hehe Isn't it about time you had a holiday to the sunny Gold Coast? LOL... I am prepared to do whatever you want me to! (MRS) Sorry I took so long, I've been making a 'to do' list just.......in case I ever get up your way
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RHP User
14 years ago
You think you need something that sophisticated? | Quoting 'Krissy_G' She still has that damn GPS. How the hell am I ever going to find DGT's house | Just go to the local post office and hang out with the folks in the sorting room...every single day of the week, they play "rock paper scissors" to see who gets to deliver the discretely wrapped packages. Seems every time they pull up...a rather attractive woman is peeking out the window waiting for them and as they walk up the step to get the signature on the package, the door to the house opens and there is a naked woman clapping her hands, jumping up and down yelling "Yippee...it finally arrived". Just follow them....although it's the last stop of the day as hope burns eternal. | The "Legend of Smiths Gully" tells the dark tale of a young man dressed as a courier that was taken captive for nearly two weeks and barely able to crawl away to freedom. His delivery card was signed, some say even punched...I will let her tell you the rest. | Of course there is an easier way. Just go hang out at the local pub on a Friday night and once the social lubricant kicks in, just ask loudly... "Hey, who was the last hot chick in town that got caught giving head to a guy in the parking lot in her car?" I think you will be able to walk to her house when they give you the address. | My whinge for the day? I put in an application to deliver the mail down there...and found out there are just over 300 other applications ahead of mine. | ...life is not fair.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' You think you need something that sophisticated? | Quoting 'Krissy_G' She still has that damn GPS. How the hell am I ever going to find DGT's house | Just go to the local post office and hang out with the folks in the sorting room...every single day of the week, they play "rock paper scissors" to see who gets to deliver the discretely wrapped packages. Seems every time they pull up...a rather attractive woman is peeking out the window waiting for them and as they walk up the step to get the signature on the package, the door to the house opens and there is a naked woman clapping her hands, jumping up and down yelling "Yippee...it finally arrived". Just follow them....although it's the last stop of the day as hope burns eternal. | The "Legend of Smiths Gully" tells the dark tale of a young man dressed as a courier that was taken captive for nearly two weeks and barely able to crawl away to freedom. His delivery card was signed, some say even punched...I will let her tell you the rest. | Of course there is an easier way. Just go hang out at the local pub on a Friday night and once the social lubricant kicks in, just ask loudly... "Hey, who was the last hot chick in town that got caught giving head to a guy in the parking lot in her car?" I think you will be able to walk to her house when they give you the address. | My whinge for the day? I put in an application to deliver the mail down there...and found out there are just over 300 other applications ahead of mine. | ...life is not fair. that's bloody funny You've been watching me wait for my mail again haven't you ? Thanks for the laugh CM xxxx and yep Krissy i do miss our little hot tamale
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'foreverlove7985' My whinge is working so much that you dont really get time to read RHP forums let alone post anymore. (Mr)just clocked in another 14 hr day *sigh* - no peace for the wicked
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RHP User
14 years ago
Already posted a whinge days ago about telemarketers. Had enough of them, three or four phonecalls a day, now they are starting on my moble AND knocking on the door as well. Persistant little buggers. Why can they not understand a simple "I AM NOT INTERESTED" Now I knbow times are tough but this is ridiculous. Surely these people can find something constructive to do with thier time instead of hassleing the shit out of me. Try protesting for land rights for homosexual whales or some other worthy cause instead.
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RHP User
14 years ago
grrrrrrr........damned drivers on mobile phones! nearly died today. had woman barrel out of a side street this afternoon...and near clean me up.....missed me by actual millimeters......she made it past me, but my right elbow brushed the spare wheel carrier on the back of her 4wd.......much too close......
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yeah i get my rage on at elitists and pretentious people" i don't care if you just finished your fricking arts degree at uni i asked for bacon with my quarter pounder and i'll damn well get it!!"Also hate when i ask for bacon and they give me a double quarter pounder instead WTF micky D's
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RHP User
14 years ago
Waiting in a Que at the shops for 10 min.then waiting for people to find there cards to pay for the stuff
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RHP User
14 years ago
And its really a couple listed as a single girl
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RHP User
14 years ago
Good on you best thing iv read so far
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RHP User
14 years ago
Some bugger in a white car banged their door into my car leaving a large white streak, a long deep dent and a large bill for the repairs! Sadly my insurance doesn't cover it. My partner got rid of the white streak but you can still see the dent. The only saving grace is that WRX's are soft bodied so the dent guy can hopefully get it out without having to send it to a panel beater.If they were the people in the POS that had more hits than Elvis, broken down beside the road with the bonnet up in the wind and rain....it couldn't have happened to a nicer couple.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MistressT'Some bugger in a white car banged their door into my car leaving a large white streak, a long deep dent and a large bill for the repairs! Sadly my insurance doesn't cover it. My partner got rid of the white streak but you can still see the dent. The only saving grace is that WRX's are soft bodied so the dent guy can hopefully get it out without having to send it to a panel beater. If they were the people in the POS that had more hits than Elvis, broken down beside the road with the bonnet up in the wind and rain....it couldn't have happened to a nicer couple. What a gay thing to happen.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Is that gorgeous 4 year old girl that got killed by that pitbull x and the owner is getting nothing but a pityful fine! These owners need to be charged with Manslaughter AT THE LEAST! It is ok putting the dog down...well I feel that the fucking owner should be put down too! I have 2 dogs (not pitbulls nor part thereof) but my dogs NEVER get out! The gates are locked and there is no way in (unless you want to risk your life and jump the fence) or out unless I unlock the padlock and then open the gate manually! I just don't get how a dog can "just get out"! The house where the dog came from didn't even have a gate it could've gotten out from and the owner went straight over to the house where the tragedy took place to get his dog back! Obviously he was home and it got out of the front door! Also the dog was unregistered...irresponsible prick as far as I'm concerned! < I went to the house where this occured and didn't knock on the door (as I didn't want to disturb the family) and left flowers, a card and a little book for the other little girl in hospital to write or draw in so that it may help her healing! My heart truly went out to the family! BUT it took all my might not to knock on the house next doors door and just smash the prick! < It angers me the amount of people that still walk their dogs with no leashes but yet you see the Council and Police just drive past and do nothing about it! Hefty fines are needed here...even for those fuckwits that think it is ok to have their dog outside while they are doing the gardening without even shutting the front gate!! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
how do you even get a girl on here to even take a second look at you ? ive been on here for a few weeks now and havnt had many replies well none actually but ahh yeh will someone fill in a few blanks here for me ?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'cheekychettles' how do you even get a girl on here to even take a second look at you ? ive been on here for a few weeks now and havnt had many replies well none actually but ahh yeh will someone fill in a few blanks here for me ? a rotflmao smiley! C'mon, only a few weeks? Seriously, though, as a single bloke, you're a small fish in a big ocean.....might take the fisher-women a little while to get to you!
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RHP User
14 years ago
my neighbor continues to offend......now its cigars.... not content with smoking us out with vile tobacco smells....hes taken up cigar smoking.....our outside area now stinks of his stench....vile fetid rancid stink!!!!!!!!!! i hate it!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Paying for a doctor's appt, getting a medical certificate for two days off, only to have my boss respond with "it's ok you can work wed and thurs instead" (my usual RDOs). Fuck you, universe.
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RHP User
13 years ago
and someone who says "I can do that/You won't be disappointed/yadayada" gives you rapid shallow thrusting with an erratic rhythm nobody could follow from start to finish 5 minutes later.What a waste of lipstick..
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RHP User
13 years ago
does anyone in this country know how to indicate on a roundabout, i think not.... for fuck sake people, get it right!also, if you decide to tailgate me and all i can see in my rearview mirror is your ugly head and not the front end of your car.... your too fuckin' close! I can only go as fast as the car in front of me stupid... remember, i do have brakes and i'm not afraid to use them.also, what's with footy fans that yell and boo at everything. Hey, lets hang shit on the oppositions best player cause he's better than ours, or maybe just boo him cause we trading him 10 years ago and we still haven't got over it.... also, yelling at an umpire has never reversed a decision in the history of the universe, it will only rupture a blood vessel in your one eyed head and/or give you a hernia.... Yell at the guy next to you if he knocks over your beer when he's yelling for the same reason you are... now that's something to yell about!i feel much better now
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RHP User
13 years ago
so true ramakin
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RHP User
13 years ago
This weekend, my new computer parts didn't come in before my LAN and we were having sound issues with the game so I couldn't play. Pisses me off having the "old" computer (Ms Otori)!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Our biggest hate in RHP would be the lack of replies to messages we have sent over the years.We realised a long time ago that this is the most common thing that happens on here but just had to say it again lol Oh we also hate the way some people think that it is ok to start to judge people when they post or reply in forums NOTHING NICE TO SAY???......KEEP IT TO YOURSELF....easy
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RHP User
13 years ago
good point about the tailgaiters not a truckie are ya.Bloody funny when ya jamb ya brakes on when the mirrors cant be seen in the side mirrors on the truck hehehehe
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dresses with big zippers running down the back.... You don't notice them when you try the dress on! But it bites you on the ass when youre spine is being impaled by the zip as soon as you sit down for dinner....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh gawd can I sympathise!!! The erratic BSoD culminated in my pc being graveyard material for my days off, only to have the problem finally fixed *after* I go back to work! Typical *grumble grumble*. And Apollo, easy fixed, buy dresses with the zipper down the front ;) adjustable cleavage for the win! Coodi... all I can say, is that if you think Perth drivers are bad, Melbourne drivers are worse! I shit you not. The 20 min drive home from work has become a game of "how many times can I have near-death experiences?" (I've decided 1mm rain = 10% IQ reduction)
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WHY_NOT_LOOK
13 years ago
No shows.... soft cocks........ that believe it will just take one more minute And married guys... that dont read my profile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Car getting towed, Parking tickets, Ticket inspectors and Tax
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RHP User
13 years ago
A lot better than you may have i think.. LOLI credited you with being more discerning than that?~smiles~Quoting 'MissSarahCurious' and someone who says "I can do that/You won't be disappointed/yadayada" gives you rapid shallow thrusting with an erratic rhythm nobody could follow from start to finish 5 minutes later.What a waste of lipstick..
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RHP User
13 years ago
People who do not pick up after their dogs...just home from walking my dog and some arsewipe has left his dogs shit right on the path to the beach. Must have been a Great Dan. I mean what was that person thinking when the dog stopped? dont look dont look, pretend it never happened? Ohhh I know its a "Vegas" shit And yes I picked it up anyway. Fuckers! TR the woman with twenty thousand yellow dog poop bags I think we should be allowed to put these dog owners in main sqare and throw dog shit at them. a 20 grand fine , and their picture in the paper afterthey have been showered in doggie do,
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RHP User
13 years ago
just wanna whine about whingers...sheesh...I like a good whine but I prefer the other kind..now moaning,love to moanx R
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RHP User
13 years ago
hi! Hun :) I hope the Birthday party was a blast and you looked so awesome.. You're right it shouldn't have been about that Woman and the Past. She was Jealous because she didn't like her self and still doesn't. She needed to cling to someone. I'm guesing it was this Friend who had the 50th . Yes she saw you as a threat. But it's the present you need to be living in not the past where she's concwerned it's just all negative and doesn't bring anything into your Life ..never did. She acted the only way she knew how at the time. Hopefully she has grown but right now she's still affecting you because you let her. By letting go you unchain yourself emotionally from her.She will no longer have an affect on you. Hopefully at the Party you realized it was all crap feeling that way and you've already overcome moved on ..Cheers Lu :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thanks for continuing the Topic Hun..:) I'm not whinging exactly but looking at Tuscanreds Post on Dogs crap and their owners personal punishment fits the crime so to speak . I agree with her he!he! My 1 I want to Mention is General Vantalism and Grafiti Artists.. Not the regular ones who do it in Places reserved for their art.:) Their Behaviour should have been delt with even before they got to be involved in these activities, but for some reason their sense of Ethics discipline was ether non existent or non effective .. I feel instead of giving Vandals a slap on the wrist and the Govt then spends Millions of Dollars having others remove their Rubbish, rubble. and Grafiti signatures in spray paint every where, making lovely Places an Eye sore.. These Transgressors should be supplied some Tools, cleaning agents and have to remove what they Vandalized with as much blood, sweat and tears as Possible.. But not harming them in anyway .. Grafiti Artists supply with a toothbrush in smaller areas but a brush for larger ones and make the little Devils clean this of Personally until it's all gone. They leave Tags so others know there work, so it's not hard to sort who did what.. They all need to be accountable for their actions. I know if they have to clean their shit they'll think twice of crapping on others Property anytime soon.. Cheers Lu :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
But there's this odd thing where people don't use my name unless they are talking about me... What is with that LOL?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is that talking about you in a nice way. . . . .or a not so nice way
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well, not good or bad really, more, as if I wasn't in the room sort of thing? It was 'funny', really.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have officially decided I have way too many windows open! Several posts I want to answer, a game I'm playing, a chat I'm having with a friend, a google window... Naaahhhh, really, it's a wonderful day!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am over it...
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N4November
12 years ago
Pissed off with myself that a few extra kilos makes me feel so undeserving and totally unfuckable :( I mean wtf is that?!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I feel exactly the same. :(
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Honestly wtf is up with that... Shits me to tears, you say your keen, you say you will come over....then you fucking don't contact me and don't show up...wow...so pissed off! Just say I'm not interested so I can find someone else.... Actually I think I will find some one else anyway. Geez men piss me off sometimes.
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RHP User
12 years ago
my fridge, the microwave, and my favourite ....the washing machine.I can tell when your finished ya spin cycle muthafucka, you noisy fuckin' thing!! I don't need a reminder Mr S
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RHP User
12 years ago
You shouldn't be pissed off at yourself, everyone is beautiful regardless of shape size looks etc.. MR..
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MissBishere
12 years ago
That cracked me up...just as I was reading it my washing machine beeped....LOL It's the rise of the machines....argh!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Like my fucking car.... YES I know the fuking key is in the ignition and the car is off.... I also know I haven't put my seat belt on yet.
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MissBishere
12 years ago
I am constantly telling my car to fuck off and shut the fuck up. Stupid motherfucker of a thing!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' Like my fucking car.... YES I know the fuking key is in the ignition and the car is off.... I also know I haven't put my seat belt on yet. Yep, beep if my lights are on ....otherwise, shut the fuck up! Mr S
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RHP User
12 years ago
I cant even sleep in on a Saturday morning or Sunday morning.......effing neighbors feel the need to talk at the top of their voices all the time and don't even get me started on their kids, always screaming, shouting and yelling, clearly the apple didn't fall far from the tree.......and I live in a quiet neighborhood bar those neighbors
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RHP User
12 years ago
bloody hell...out of the blue, this threads hijacked our main page.....its the only thing happening...buggers!
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RHP User
12 years ago
What the fuck are they all about.... and don't include me in the fucking things...unless they are R rated.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Today's whinge... What is it with people who have a different set of rules for themselves?!? How do they justify their shitty behaviour.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'mikeandshel' bloody hell...out of the blue, this threads hijacked our main page.....its the only thing happening...buggers! Sorry mates, it was me who bumped up the topic LOL! For some reason, I thought having a whinge or two would give me a laugh! It worked... nothing to whinge about there! A very Merry Christmas to you both.
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N4November
12 years ago
I say we don our strap-on’s and have a little party that says “fuck you” to the world!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'll be in that!! ;-) Might get a bit of my libido back. :-/
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Sounds good to me to, just another thing to tick off the list 😘 And no doubt would be well satisfied for a change - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
FFS it's a 100km zone at least drive to the limit or let me pass you, why do 80km? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
What's with women having a long chat on their mobile phones whilst sitting on the toilet at work? What the?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I hate that shivver of panic you get when youre approaching the end of the toilet roll. We've all been there.
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RHP User
12 years ago
why do I have to deal with my shitty family over the Christmas break, they are giving me the shits already !!!!!!
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MissBishere
12 years ago
WTF is my inbox telling me I have 2 messages when I don't? Stop teasing me you frigging thing!
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RHP User
12 years ago
There's a choice between all messages, matching messages & non-matching messages. That's all I can think of. Hope it helps. ;-)
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Thanks but I can't even find this....normally I would ask my teenager for help but I don't think so this time...lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting "tashforfun" Slow drivers FFS it's a 100km zone at least drive to the limit or let me pass you, why do 80km? - Posted from rhpmobile More to the point why do the fuckers speed UP when you get to the overtaking lane ? Fuck I hate that !! hp xo 💌 In Melbourne for Xmas... wingman and playmate required... Limited dates...😎
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RHP User
12 years ago
We had a high learning curve when we started using a computer because we wanted to join RHP. And yes, we could only ask the kids so much. :-D.Funny enough, we had the same problem as yourself with messages when we first joined too. This might not be it, but try going to your messages page. Look in the blue bar for the little box that says messages. Select the option, 'all messages' if it's not already set that way. I hope that fixes your problem. .Welcome to the forums. Have fun. :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Highpriority' Quoting "tashforfun" Slow drivers FFS it's a 100km zone at least drive to the limit or let me pass you, why do 80km? - Posted from rhpmobile More to the point why do the fuckers speed UP when you get to the overtaking lane ? Fuck I hate that !! hp xo 💌 In Melbourne for Xmas... wingman and playmate required... Limited dates...😎 What's worse is when a driver is doing 95km an hour in the left lane and the person in the right lane is overtaking them doing 95.00000001km an hour. EPIC RAGE FACE!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I agree with u there girl but want to add :) @ friggen night the fools that drive down the M1 with there bloody high beems on grrrr or the abundance of people using there day lights (old driving lights) when the weather is fine ?? For us truck drivers is murder (blinding) wtf it don't look cool to have those lights on fuk sake
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RHP User
12 years ago
does every product placed in the health food isle at the supermarket have it's price tripled?? (Yeah, I know, big probs in the first world today, lol, but still...)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Nothing pisses me of as i got used to LIFE as its not fare so deal with it with a smile and shake your shoulders... And laugh your lungs out....Life is wonderful,,,its how you look at it......
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RHP User
12 years ago
I had my stereo up a bit at 3pm today, doing a bit of housework, when the police showed up! Told if they come back, ever, I'll cop a $700 fine! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
It would be so much easier if I could simply upload screenshots sometimes.
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RHP User
11 years ago
That was meant for you MissB but I'm sure you've worked out that problem long ago... Peachy
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RHP User
10 years ago
The way general niceties don't seem to matter anymore..The lack of a nod of a head to acknowledge the person in the car who does the right thing still waiting, letting you cross at the zebra crossing though you were a fair way behind the people they first stopped for..The left turner, behind the one you let in on the main road who gave you a nod, who ignores you and nudges his car forward across the line so you are forced to let him in, like it or not. .Please, thank you, yes please, no thank you. Words and ways of being that seem to be dying out. .Are people becoming more selfish? I always thought manners oiled the wheels of society..Peachy
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RHP User
10 years ago
Peak hour used to do my head in, freeway jammed up, the dog eat dog mentality for the day started right there lol the worst was merging. Should be a simple process but oooooooh no 😠 there are those who have to push past 2 cars, inching their car forward. I had one woman who wouldn't back off, was determined, so much so it was almost bumper cars. Think I actually hung out of the window that day. Can't remember what I said but you get the picture 👍😀 Pressure to get to work brings out the worst in some, but I always try to stop and let people in, give them a wave. Well it could be a hot guy behind the wheel 👍 I might look silly but always keep my options open 😂😂😂
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RHP User
10 years ago
It's amazing the difference we can make I Touch, one way or the other..We were the left turners recently, at an intersection that has a bus lane on the left. The traffic was backed up... We could have used it like one driver who drove up to the front of the queue at the lights and got let in. We waited until someone made room for us and gave them a little wave on our way as we joined the flow. I love those little moments. And a hot guy behind the wheel... uhuh... Well worth being cool for that opportunity. Peachy
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