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Lame messages and instant turn-offs
September 13 2016
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RHP User
9 years ago
sorry, while others are trying to talk about the topic, I'm just dribbling shit, not much ever changes around here
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teejaylongsword
9 years ago
I nearly crapped my pants when I read the first story. It had edge. It had cringe. It even had stink. Very funny. Although the message may not be what was really said, could this attract attention from woman? Could this be the unholy grail that many men have been looking for. Should we say something so ridiculous and outrageous that it is funny. Maybe it shows a bit of wit. Silly and crass, but still a bit funny. I try to be nice in every message I send. This will not always get me noticed though. I don't make most of the mistakes that have been mentioned but I probably just sound dull. Time to rethink my approach perhaps.
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teejaylongsword
9 years ago
My last post was a reply to Betty7216. Sorry all. Think I will post with a quote next time
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RHP User
9 years ago
...I wouldn't worry about that whopper if I was you, you dont look like gravity has taken hold. In fact you look light enough to float off the planet 🙄.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' Adelaide - I get that all the time, e.g. 'Hi. I am really into Asian women and I like how their pussy taste different' Yes i find it very odd and off putting. We have a Indian friend who is on another website she says guys say exactly the same thing?I've specifically asked Mr Adelaide if he has noticed a difference between Asian, Indian or Caucasian and his response was simply "every woman tastes different" and no discernible difference between cultures or races.
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RHP User
9 years ago
...thanks for the advice, but unnecessary. The Lady in question knew I was addressing her....so all good. I bet your heaps of fun at parties... ☺
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'notimelikemow' What do woman want (Be realistic) - Posted from rhpmobile As requested. Tip 1. Read the profile if you don't fit the criteria don't message in hope, i know exactly what i want.Tip 2. I find a well written email is more likely to get a response from me even if it's just a social message.Tip 3. Fill out your profile truthfully and in full and a couple of nice pictures is always good way to get our attention. I'm sure some women find straight to the point messages exactly what they want, i'm not trying to speak for everyone but for me and my girlfriends the above tips is what works for us.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Lol *puts on goldmember's voice(Austin powers)* Wash toight!!!! Like a toiger!!! Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Koolgrey' ...thanks for the advice, but unnecessary. The Lady in question knew I was addressing her....so all good. I bet your heaps of fun at parties... ☺ This reinforces yet further the point I have made! This is an open forum which may be read by anyone and everyone. Ambiguity in posts has been repeatedly demonstrated to create confusion, and in some instances it has appeared to generate animosity between people where/when it is entirely unnecessary and unjustified. It is for this reason I most always take care with the wording of my posts. Meeting and discussing any topic with a person (or whole audience) face to face is easy because tone, inflection, facial expressions and body language are all easily conveyed and readily understood. Emojis may aid the written word in some small way, but don't come within a bull's roar of natural communication. Therefore, I think it worthwhile taking a little time and care in drafting and proofreading posts to ensure clarity. No doubt those who send/sent the messages that irritate the female clientele here will all have thought their contribution was a good idea (funny/charming/sensual/sexy etc) at the time they hit the 'send' or 'post' button. I was wisely taught that if your written word sounds wrong (or 'off') if or when read out loud before an audience of strangers, there's a strong chance you ought to rephrase. I'm not getting nasty or personal with you here Koolgrey (or others). I am merely seeking yet another way to articulate my point such that I am not misunderstood or misinterpreted again.
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Datefinder ad.... Woman wishes date with strong, handsome young man/men, and then to assist with couch removal from unit.Will be extremely grateful for said offered assistance - gratitude will be negotiated upon arrival.WARNING - assistance may result in further dates and possible other chores that may be required. Please apply at....
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RHP User
9 years ago
I find I'm turned off when they boast about their penis size (size doesn't matter to me, if you don't know how to use it I'm not interested), unsolicited d*ck pics for sure and also when you have an interesting conversation with someone that's outside of the realm of sex and yet everything becomes an innuendo or a set up for a dirty line. Example: Me: I'm having Chinese for lunch Him: what's his name? How lame is that? It's funny the first few time but then it just gets lame 🙄 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' Quoting 'Koolgrey' ...thanks for the advice, but unnecessary. The Lady in question knew I was addressing her....so all good. Since you included her friggin name in your post! ...usually when I include the recipients name in a message the point gets across. Sorry, not sure where I went wrong there...
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RHP User
9 years ago
I wanted to wait until I had more time to answer your question 'What do women want'. Free time or lack thereof is currently preventing me from meeting, as much as I try to get things happening, I never have time, so for me currently, patience is the biggest quality a guy can have. The first message is sometimes however not even read if I can't see the person I'm talking to. I'm a visual creature and if I either can't see them at all, or feel like they're trying to hide behind staged pictures, or the pictures don't marry up, some like like a 20 yr old, some look like a 50 yr old lol, or stolen, some are easy to pick, then I don't have the time or the patience to be chasing up more pictures or real pictures, so that's the big one for me. No pictures, even if I do reply, it usually doesn't go well if I have to pry pictures out of them. If I do have enough vision, and that's rare, and I read the message, I like them to first tell me how sexy I am hit me with flattery, I love that, and I give back as good as I get if I like what I see. But an ideal first message would be just expressing interest, telling me how hot I am sharing some of my thoughts about sex, I like it if they're quite open and not worried about the age difference, that kind of thing, experience with squirters helps but that's hard to find, not a deal breaker, and express interest in getting to know me further, maybe asking me to have a look at their profile to see what I think. Not much more is needed at that point, though sometimes I find I trust them more if they open up and tell me a few basic things like work hours or whatever, their status, are they attached, do they have children, I'm not a stickler for detail, but it does make me trust a person more if they're open or as much as they can be. Certain things about ourselves we can't reveal, that's fine. But if a guy tells me he works fifo 2/1 or whatever, I like that, it tells me he's securely employed, I have my security to worry about so things like that put me at ease a bit. Other than that, then it's just ending that first message nicely, without pressure, telling me it's fine if I'm not interested but love to hear from me if I am. Equally, I'm not against a shorter first message which states simply that they like what they see, then wait to hear my response, the rest kind of follows from there, but again, the vision has to accompany their message
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Masculine55'Female subscription rates... ...I am still wondering whether females pay the same, more or less than males. At the risk of sounding sexist yet again, most businesses that aim to attract male paying customers tend to offer discounted rates to females...think of strip clubs where female patrons enter for free (and I know that's a boorish analogy). I have also wondered what Platinum subscribers get for their money...do they pay for higher-level screening services, e.g. only emails sent from people matching their criteria are allowed into their in-boxes? The numbers here are from the Membership page, 6 months for each, I have Premium @ 17.54per month, Premium+ @ 25.00 per month & Platinum @ 36.66 per month. I pay less than that though because I got my subscription while there was a sale on and because I have had my membership on auto-renew I was continuing to get those rates. And if you go here, you can see the differences between memberships. https://redhotpie.com.au/PayMemberships/UpgradeUser.aspx Cheers, Peachy
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RHP User
9 years ago
nice one even asking that question, says a lot about you as a person and potentially as a lover IMHO
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Koolgrey' Sorry, not sure where I went wrong there... The answer is right there in the first sentence I wrote in response upon seeing your post! "The way you have employed the quote function here, would actually give the false appearance that I am being quoted in your post here (and beyond being factually incorrect, it would put matters completely out of context as a result)." Please go back to look at the format and content of your own post to which I responded. It is in a format which incorrectly attributes to me the words it contains. If you were to reread my own posts, you would notice my posts do not actually contain the words, or convey the message you have attributed to me! FFS, sometimes I think people here have buttons for eyes! I will accept responsibility for my own views as expressed in my own words, but not the words of others. It must be considered entirely fair should anyone at all take exception to being held accountable (and perhaps judged) on false premise. In the circumstances, it also must be considered fair to seek to correct the record. Now Koolgrey, I do not suggest you are the only person whose posts have distorted my own communication. However, you are the most recent. For all of the reasons I have stated previously, I simply ask once again that posters take better care.
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RHP User
9 years ago
...again, I thank you for your timely advice. But, again, your efforts were unnecessary....I am "On top of my Game", as they say. And incidentally, I was addressing Summer before...as she had addressed me prior, by quoting me. But all good. Cheers..
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RHP User
9 years ago
Ontology,I think you get a little confused about posts being addressed to you,I am not sure why this happens. Venting about posters who in your eyes have button eyes is insulting at best. I am a total techno peasant,I make many mistakes but hopefully I communicate clearly..sometimes I do make oblique comments in a deliberate way. As you like giving advice to others,here is mine for you..relax,enjoy the forums in all their flawed beauty 😘Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
Re "buttons for eyes" - if anyone can figure out how to do that, hit me up - I'm trying to sort out my Halloween costume, and it won't work without button eyes! And, I have to say, I consider myself to be a fairly literate person with high levels of communication skills - it comes with the territory in my profession. But somehow, Ontology, methinks you don't need anyone's help in "distorting [your] own communication". I think your tendency to obfuscate, and your bias towards lecture, creates confusion amongst many forumites. That might be something to consider. As for the topic - my pet peeve messages are those without any indication that they've read my profile at all, those simply trawling for a fuck that night, or (dare I say it!) those with no punctuation, and a heavy reliance on txt spk. No, before I get slammed here, I'm NOT making judgements about the person's intrinsic worth or intelligence because of their grammar (or lack of). I'm just saying, if they had read my profile at all, they'd see that punctuation matters to me - I'm not expecting Oxford commas every time, but a full stop would be nice. Or a question mark to round off that witty "hey wanna fuck" you've just sent me.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Face paint? Oh no. Off topic. Ummm. How to pick just one.... The ones from couples that list everything I can and can't do, and exactly what scene they want... as an intro message. I'm surprised they don't start their message by 'Dear fetish dispenser,'
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RHP User
9 years ago
You can't control what others do on here, and it's not doing you any favours to repeatedly lecture people about what are in the scheme of things very minor issues. In the end this is a casual forum on an adult site...to be expecting perfect communication technique is unrealistic, and insulting people for not conforming to your incredibly high expectations is bad form.
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RHP User
9 years ago
The forums are clear as mud at the best of times. They are a neverending mystery with the fora itself only being the tip of the iceberg. A who's who of who knows who. Haha. :-) On the topic, I agree that forum behaviour is a biggie for me. Peachy
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RHP User
9 years ago
Someone I know in here shared this one...... I seriously scratch my head at how some people choose to communicate in here..... its an instant fail.... but they just.... keep... doing it.... Message read...... hi, you look sexy. do you like pig shooting What the actually fuck dude.
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Cliche's as such, but in the concern of instant turn-offs:- Checking profiles, that are pretty much completely all "ask me's"Certain localities make me very suspicious about the genuineness of certain profiles, egin Sydney there is a suburb called Dawes Point. The place is very small and sparsely populated, but there seems to be an inordinate number of people (profiles) that apparently live in that area, on site.
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Seachange73
9 years ago
So pig shooting doesn't do it for you then?:-D
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' Dawes Point is the template location for NSW, and having it as theirs indicates people haven't filled out their profile. they aren't really interested in providing a presentable profile either ? Thanks Summer - didn't know it came up as such. Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Someone I know in here shared this one...... I seriously scratch my head at how some people choose to communicate in here..... its an instant fail.... but they just.... keep... doing it.... Message read...... hi, you look sexy. do you like pig shooting What the actually fuck dude. I take it you've seen the episode of 'Married with Children' when Kelly Bundy was invited to a Mensa-type function (?) I'm guessing the "Meet & Greets' are a real hoot !
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' Did you mistakenly think DG was addressing you, or were you the actual sender of the pig-shooting message? And yes, the Meet and Greets are a hoot, maybe check out the one in your hometown next month! Mere serendipity. DG's posts reminded me of the 'Married with Children' episode I mentioned. It happened to be on TV yesterday as I flicked channels, and I stopped and caught just the last few minutes of it. The basic premise was that Kelly (amongst others) was duped to believe she was highly intelligent and was invited to attend a Mensa type social function. Kelly uses this to tease and humiliate Bud yet more mercilessly than usual. Jealous and suspicious, Bud manages to con his way into the function where he quickly realises Kelly and the other 'Dunces' invited along as dates are actually the deliberate targets of mirth and mockery behind their backs. Bud alerts Kelly to the truth by explaining the genii were treating the 'Dunces' there in the same way the 'Jocks'/'Cool Kids' used to treat the Nerds at school. This was termed a 'Pig Party'. Bud persuades Kelly they need to handle the matter the "Bundy way", and the function erupts into a riot. The Mensa Nerds are beaten up and chased from the premises.
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RHP User
9 years ago
In my household , I get more interest from checkout chicks in the supermarket than I get from here, or the beautiful saleswoman at my work, who has those gorgeous long legs and always stops by for a conversation with me ...who also knows I have an English woman for a partner....Seriously, I'm here for the humour I find in other peoples observations and various comments on specific topics in the forums. I dislike the judgements made on various different personalities here and yes ,I'm guilty of mentioning how many women I've slept with. But fuck it, I don't care what my detractors think, I'm not going to lie about my life. If you make a beeline to avoid me ,it's not my loss, you're the judgemental one, not me LOL. My life's work happens all around me everyday and I come here for the humour ,the woman I love thinks that people who use this site are tragic, who couldn't meet anyone in offline pursuits . I disagree with her but that's her opinion, not mine. So keep the humour rolling, I just smile ,cheers !
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RHP User
9 years ago
Thank you to everyone for there Advice truth is I already ues most Of the advice listed But dont get far so I get lazy I.e. title being GUILTY - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' "Hi, welcome to the site. I only just joined myself and...." Won't bore you all with the rest. I've come across this guy's profile for at least a year. Also, on a different site this week I got a message from a guy I actually went on a date with about two years ago.He either did not recognise me in my news pics or just didn't not remember me at all... how could he forget that bum......wow
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RHP User
9 years ago
is still the guy who said he wanted to spin me on his cock. I did wonder what that would look like... Would I sit on him and hold my legs in the air while he spun me like a whirling dervish? Sounds potentially dangerous to his member to be used as a drive shaft for a girl my size, but whatever.... Generally though, I'm turned off by anyone who calls me love, hun, babe, darling, or any other term of endearment when they don't know me. It's presumptuous and implies intimacy where none exists yet (and likely never will if you start off that way). Also, how's your day been, how's your week going, how're you finding the site, have you met loads of guys? Really it's not that hard. Make sure you match my 'looking for' criteria, demonstrate that you've read my profile and what it is that you like about it, and treat me like a human being.
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RHP User
9 years ago
I love being called babe. A few have said how they hate being called that, but I'd hate guys to think all women hate it, not true. As for hun, that word needs to not be in your vocabulary at least not when messaging me, I rarely ever meet a guy or continue talking to him even, after that word is uttered. I'm sure I'll get criticised for this comment, as with most comments I make, but it's honest as always
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RHP User
9 years ago
He is obviously a Jane Austen fan .Bless him.. I _ touch...if you like being called babe ,then that is what you like..Me personally I find it infantalizing and mawkish whether its directed to a woman or a man Q
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Hun and darl not so much but accept it. Because its not as though it's said with any ill intention. They are meaning it with respect and trying to be nice to us. We have different backgrounds and those words have a good meaning to them. I find luv worse than hun and darl. But i have no ill reaction if used. Vasically they mean well
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Mole. Wouldnt call a non friend that though.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I love being called babe. A few have said how they hate being called that, but I'd hate guys to think all women hate it, not true. As for hun, that word needs to not be in your vocabulary at least not when messaging me, I rarely ever meet a guy or continue talking to him even, after that word is uttered. I'm sure I'll get criticised for this comment, as with most comments I make, but it's honest as always would I criticise? What a boring world it would be if we all liked the same thing. I don't mind a pet name when I'm intimate with someone either, but in a first message? Like I said, it's presumptuous.
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Quoting 'Keepitsimple72'My most memorable... is still the guy who said he wanted to spin me on his cock. I did wonder what that would look like... Would I sit on him and hold my legs in the air while he spun me like a whirling dervish? Sounds potentially dangerous to his member to be used as a drive shaft for a girl my size, but whatever.... I presume you would have checked out his profile, at least to ascertain that his driveshaft would have been of a suitable size and strength.... After all, you also wouldn't want to harm yourself in the process.
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
What is apparent from the last half dozen or so posts, is that everyone has differing levels of acceptance for being called by some sort of 'pet name' in at least the initial contacts. Some have broader acceptance, and some not so. Just goes to show what we already know - simply we have our individual tastes and tolerances. On the other side of the coin, the guys also have to think hard for a suitable intro to try and grab the attention, and as there are no specific / one size fits all type of instructions with regards to this, many fall back to what they know, or have tried in the past. Not saying anything is right, wrong, or indifferent - just that trying to come up with something considered suitable for the individual is not always going to be received the same way. What may be 'presumptuous' to one may be happily acceptable to another, as evidenced in the comments made above. Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I'm sure I'll get criticised for this comment, as with most comments I make, but it's honest as always There's nothing wrong with expressing your personal preferences as you've done here, and people don't criticise you for that. It's when you make judgements about the validity of other people's preferences, and suggest that they are inferior to yours, that you open yourself up to criticism. Particularly when you are so vocal yourself about accepting other people's lifestyles, people will call you out if they see you putting down other people and their choices.
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Quoting 'Cyclone_Annie' Mole. Wouldnt call a non friend that though. Oh luv, that's fine by me, babe.....
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' And the guys who do approach a woman in real life with a Hey babe/sexy/good-looking/hot stuff/etc, (and I encounter a fair few) are really not for me. but she goes off like a frog in a sock if you say darl, right toots? ayyyyyyy *Fonzie thumbs*
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RHP User
9 years ago
that if you find the right guy, you would leave your husband? I've been following you on the forums and checking your profile for months now. I have to say you are the most fascinating and sensual woman I could ever hope to meet. But I'm a really jealous person. And if I fell in love with you, I don't know how I could handle you being married. The way I feel about you already has me in a spin. So I thought I would ask the question. Because a lot of women say they are happy in their marriage but secretly aren't and I'm hoping you're one of them. O.M.G.........
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' that if you find the right guy, you would leave your husband? I've been following you on the forums and checking your profile for months now. I have to say you are the most fascinating and sensual woman I could ever hope to meet. But I'm a really jealous person. And if I fell in love with you, I don't know how I could handle you being married. The way I feel about you already has me in a spin. So I thought I would ask the question. Because a lot of women say they are happy in their marriage but secretly aren't and I'm hoping you're one of them. O.M.G......... Guys who are that full on when they've never even met you just send off my alarm bells big time
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' that if you find the right guy, you would leave your husband? I've been following you on the forums and checking your profile for months now. I have to say you are the most fascinating and sensual woman I could ever hope to meet. But I'm a really jealous person. And if I fell in love with you, I don't know how I could handle you being married. The way I feel about you already has me in a spin. So I thought I would ask the question. Because a lot of women say they are happy in their marriage but secretly aren't and I'm hoping you're one of them. O.M.G......... That's seriously creepy...
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' But I'm a really jealous person. And if I fell in love with you, I don't know how I could handle you being married. Even for someone you've met this is just a huge red flag. This is a classic case of when you take the Nope train from Nopesville, stopping at Yeah Nah and getting off at Hell No...
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RHP User
9 years ago
I will wake up during the night with him licking my neck!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Lets hope he lives on the other side of the country...check out limerance,it might ply here Q
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Seachange73
9 years ago
totally creepy and scary. instant block if I were you. And lock up your bunny....
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' (...) "I'm actually in Sydney on Wed night. Tell me more about yourself....." Bleh, reading a profile is sooo hard. yes, what is with that. I write a good profile explaining what I want , etc... and they always ask 'tell me what you are looking for'.... Geebuzzzz... One guy did not have anything in his profile aside from template. I asked him to fill in his profile as I really cant see why I should meet him. Him: 'Ask me what you want to know. I'm an open book'.Me: 'I just want to know a little about yourself just to see if we are looking for the same thing'.Him: 'I'm not one for writing about myself. I think that's to (sic) far fetched. I believe in meeting and getting to know one another in the hope of finding similar interests compatability (sic) spark and chemistry' . Sigh......facepalm. Enough already!!! He spent more time typing that message than filling in his profile. I am exhausted....
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MsJonesy
9 years ago
Hmmm......A sense of deja vu right there 😉
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Seachange73
9 years ago
unfortunately several men say similar lines. but i got that just recently. Am soooo unmotivated to reply. And I bet some women are lazy in filling in their profiles too and say the same thing to guys. Either way, it is a waste of space and time.
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RHP User
9 years ago
As soon as I got the message! Lily - that's really annoying. Happens a lot. If there was some more meat in their profile they might get lucky!
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RHP User
9 years ago
...of the first person I met here. We had a pleasant evening at my place, playing around for a few hours. It was nice, but i wasn't really interested in a second go around. The following week earned me several texts and nipple pics, to which I cordially smiley-faced. Eventually, I got a clear message, "Are you just going to forget I ever existed..?" Okaaay....alarm bells ringing now.
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RHP User
9 years ago
...it sounds like your suitor was a man of few words. To be precise, he couldn't be fucked writing anything! 😂😂😅 "I'm not one for writing. I believe writing is just so cliché....so passe. I prefer to let my body speak for me in a language that only you will understand. The language of passion...ignited by the fire in your loins." How'd I do..? ☺
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Haha. You had me at hello. 😁 Wrt to Mr Hotstuff, I just ignored him. If I ever had the female equivalent of a hard-on, I lost it. 😔
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RHP User
9 years ago
see a doctor? :p (I'll put my hand up as someone who hates that 'about me' section, it just isn't in my nature to write that sort of stuff, but to reveal it in conversation/forum posting. I'm also aware that if you using a profile to put yourself out there, a blank about section is useless to the other person.... "Soooo you're height X and a naturally sexy personality... apparently .... How's that working out for you... awk silence" (Like the Alot, I like to imagine an awk silence involves some birds standing around - probably wishing they had eyebrows or something to convey more facial expressions)
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RHP User
9 years ago
...yeah, for sure. That was Pulitzer Prize material, don't you think? I could be some Spanish Lothario.. "Loins" is a great word...admittedly, it usually reminds me of lamb chops, but that's just the chef in me .
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RHP User
9 years ago
Reminds me of a family I knew years ago. Their 8 year old son had a lisp. They thought it was funny to get him to say "Lucy Lawless licked my loins" as a party trick. 😕
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RHP User
9 years ago
Ha, I just got one of those. Even writing a profile novel outlining what you're looking for in detail, you can't escape it
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RHP User
9 years ago
"can you open your PG for us?" sure, but why isn't yours open for me already?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hi how are you? Having much sex lately?? Really.....at least I got a how are you haha xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
One to my Kik "grand profile pic" so I check out his profile details, type the name into search in pie and there he is. No flirts or message sent? Second one is a message on here "just got out of a serious relationship and looking for NSA fun. You interested? Need experience to get back in the game." So I'm training you???
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Good things come in three. 😁 one to go
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Seachange73
9 years ago
*threes
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Quoting 'Koolgrey' ...of the first person I met here. We had a pleasant evening at my place, playing around for a few hours. It was nice, but i wasn't really interested in a second go around. The following week earned me several texts and nipple pics, to which I cordially smiley-faced. Eventually, I got a clear message, "Are you just going to forget I ever existed..?" Okaaay....alarm bells ringing now. It should. remember 'Fatal Attraction'. Alex, the crazy nympho told Mr. Clefchin - 'I shall not be ignored'. And look what happened to the poor bunny...
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Seachange73
9 years ago
from a late 40's guy from Perth (I am in Melbourne) 'I've got some free time. Contact me if you would like to meet'. hubbahubba... what a catch. better fill up my private jet and get to Perth PRONTO before he losses his hardon!!!
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' And I bet some women are lazy in filling in their profiles too and say the same thing to guys. Either way, it is a waste of space and time. Unfortunately it's not just some women - quite a few of the new profiles ( I would say majority) that come onto site are the standard 3 or 4 line paraphrased types. Probably similar to what some of the lazy guys list down "I like movies. I enjoy shopping. I love to go out for a cup of coffee". Altogether now "Whooppeeee". I don't know if these are genuine or 'control' profiles- but ya really get sick of seeing so many of them. Instant 'next'. Tall
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Zulu889
9 years ago
We have had all sorts! It seem single guys can't read profiles either ( As much as we'd like to meet a nice one for MFM )... just because we are on here dosnt mean we will sleep with you all...lol.
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RHP User
9 years ago
...I sure did think of "Fatal Attraction." Fortunately, I don't live in that house anymore .
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Got a half line message with not much to work with. So my replies to his messages contain the same word count as his. It's going well. Down to 2 words on my last reply. Quick and easy. Hoping for a single word back......and then zero......
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RHP User
9 years ago
Just received a message from a man asking me if I fantasise about my brother and want to see his hard cock, because he fantasises about his sister and we should get together to talk about that... I need a shower
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RHP User
9 years ago
That's fucked ...
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Just received a message from a man asking me if I fantasise about my brother and want to see his hard cock, because he fantasises about his sister and we should get together to talk about that... I need a shower so did I, I just came on here to post a comment about it. I thought it might be someone just having a laugh, being that I'm so popular lol but whoever it is, is obviously sending the same message to lots of women. Heads up ladies, one of the most bizarre first messages I've ever received. Keep in mind this was a first message, no-one judges fantasies but to send that first message, just a poor frustrated old thing. He flirted with me months ago, got no response, so now sends that. I think he's tipped over the edge and is maybe doing it to get back at women for not replying. Not sure how this will help him but he's obviously having fun
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RHP User
9 years ago
you betcha
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Just received a message from a man asking me if I fantasise about my brother and want to see his hard cock, because he fantasises about his sister and we should get together to talk about that... I need a shower that would be a "scrub me clean with a wire brush" shower, not a cold shower... right? :p
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RHP User
9 years ago
Yeah... The wire brush kind for sure.
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boobsandbusted
9 years ago
Lol well we must damn right boring ,or people have just been respectful of our profile ,we can honestly say ,we get plenty of messages ,all have been lovely from couples and the odd single guy trying hard to be nice ,never had any cock shot styles ones ,oh dear lord don't start now , we have nothing but nice to say ,except screw you gramma nazis ,my phone and shit typing skills hate you ,without an edit button - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I had a message from a guy, said no thanks... He messaged again (as if the first time), I said we've been there done that, but still no thanks... Woke up this morning to message number 3... again as if it's the first message?? I am feeling so special and memorable right now
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Betty7216' I had a message from a guy, said no thanks... He messaged again (as if the first time), I said we've been there done that, but still no thanks... Woke up this morning to message number 3... again as if it's the first message?? I am feeling so special and memorable right now I had an ongoing message exchange with a guy I had actually hooked up with! It wasn't great and didn't happen a second time, but at least I remembered that it had happened.
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SassyRascal
9 years ago
I just received the exact same message from the so called professional man. I think he should be kept away from children!! I blocked and deleted......... No reply necessary Im really over the weirdos on here
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Quoting 'Betty7216' I had a message from a guy, said no thanks... He messaged again (as if the first time), I said we've been there done that, but still no thanks... Woke up this morning to message number 3... again as if it's the first message?? I am feeling so special and memorable right now I had an ongoing message exchange with a guy I had actually hooked up with! It wasn't great and didn't happen a second time, but at least I remembered that it had happened. Thank you - I feel so much better now! hahaha
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RHP User
9 years ago
Sounds like my Tourette's guy (said tongue in cheek) I've just blocked him. I got tired of his 6 plus viewings and day and repetitive messages saying the same thing to the same response. The definition of insanity is repeating the same behaviour over and over again but expecting a different result. Hey - maybe you can send that to your latest admirer? 😘
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teejaylongsword
9 years ago
Hi Boobs or Bust OK guys. I'm going to break your cock shot drought. ZZZZZZip. Out comes cock. Screwed on a great big lens (Yes its a monster cock). Click...click...and post. You have a great profile by the way. Its funny. Love the Listerine comment (Don't worry, I was only joking about sending u nasty photos).
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RHP User
9 years ago
I LOVE your current pic xx
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Seachange73
9 years ago
geez that is just plain weird and awful. totally creepy. Thank goodness for the Nullabor divide. This is one time we say, keep him.
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Seachange73
9 years ago
a young guy. kept sending me requests for nudies and sexy pics. Mind you told him I dont do that as too risky for my job and also for my kids to find out. I suggested that he just need to message somebody else so as to alleviate his frustration. His reply - 'Job yeah. right. Are you always this uptight? We're on this site for only one reason.' Sigh.... Rightee-O.....
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RHP User
9 years ago
Ha! That's awesome lily! Awesomely funny, anyway. "So are you gonna put out or what? These messages aren't free, y'know.."
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Quoting 'Koolgrey' Ha! That's awesome lily! Awesomely funny, anyway. "So are you gonna put out or what? These messages aren't free, y'know.." Well.... I can always re-imburse the cost of a message. Now all I have to do is ask for his bank account number and pin, the latter just in case the transaction didnt go thru. My rich Nigerian Uncle will manage the 'bank transfer'....
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Just received a message from a man asking me if I fantasise about my brother and want to see his hard cock, because he fantasises about his sister and we should get together to talk about that... I need a shower Where's your sense of adventure ? You should have asked him around WITH his sister and you all could have had some fun.Would have been interesting to see his reaction then.Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Just received a message from a man asking me if I fantasise about my brother and want to see his hard cock, because he fantasises about his sister and we should get together to talk about that... I need a shower I don't think even a shower can undo that.........I fail to understand how anyone could even come up with that thought process
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Some things just need to be given a wide berth. Nothing can be said to put a humorous spin on that.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Cyclone_Annie' Some things just need to be given a wide berth. Nothing can be said to put a humorous spin on that. I have to agree.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid' geez that is just plain weird and awful. totally creepy. Thank goodness for the Nullabor divide. This is one time we say, keep him. thanks, are you sure you don't want him over there, we'll sent him express
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Just received a message from a man asking me if I fantasise about my brother and want to see his hard cock, because he fantasises about his sister and we should get together to talk about that... I need a shower Where's your sense of adventure ? You should have asked him around WITH his sister and you all could have had some fun.Would have been interesting to see his reaction then.Tall what they're looking for is any kind of response, so any response, even a negative one, is giving them what they want, best to block and move on. They don't go away of course, just reappear with another profile I had one guy wouldn't go away, I lost count at about 5 new profiles, I knew it was him, he ended up giving it up, but low and beyond, showed up again recently, can't get rid of him
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Just received a message from a man asking me if I fantasise about my brother and want to see his hard cock, because he fantasises about his sister and we should get together to talk about that... I need a shower There's no cure but there is a remedy.
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RHP User
9 years ago
not a first message as such, but a first reply from a guy once shocked me to the core. He was showing signs of being in a very sad place, and although I don't like to get involved, we're not councilors after all, I felt like he needed help, and that I'd never forgive myself if he gave up and I hadn't at least tried to help, so sent him a careful message saying he could talk to me, that I would be very discreet, if it would help, suggesting sometimes it's too hard to talk to people in RL, sometimes it helps just to share, to get things off your chest, rather than let them overcome you. The response was nasty, rude and shocking, can't remember exactly but said something, then followed with something like as if you'd care, you only care about yourself, something like that. I was so shocked, he quickly followed with an apology, by way of the forum because I'd blocked him, but it pissed me off because I didn't want to get involved, but was worried, really worried, the signs were there and I just couldn't ignore that, for fear he was tipping over the edge. I learnt from the experience and would never do that again. This is the internet and we don't know who they are or what problems they really have, best to leave them to work it out themselves
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Cyclone_Annie' Some things just need to be given a wide berth. Nothing can be said to put a humorous spin on that. not even if it was a meatspin? :p like a record baby, right round, round, round. Seriously though, I'm a little dismayed that people would generally seem to be so anti this (not for themselves, but as a choice for anyone) Personally I find the idea of getting it on with my sister repulsive, but I don't see that this must apply for every set of brother n sister... I mean, look at Cersei before that buzzcut, you can see why Jamie wanted to slip her the Kingslayer ;) ;) (her sunny disposition and GSOH obv ) Is it the incest that makes it verboten in any circumstance? or is it that when you think "brother and sister" you tend to think of kids, not adults? It isn't something I'd like to participate in, but when we're all aboard the "straight/gay/bi/inter-gangbang, needles through your tits, beat your arse with a flogger" train (it's quite a mouthful for the conductor)... how is this other stuff beyond the pale? Why would I brand others immoral or deny them the right to consensually enjoy themselves simply because it isn't something I'd like to engage in? (which certainly sounds familiar...)
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
A slow evening at the Loose household to be writing shit like that.
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RHP User
9 years ago
If his first message told me he wanted to beat my arse with a flogger and stick needles through my tits, I'd be equally as horrified.
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