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Lame messages and instant turn-offs
September 13 2016
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Received "You sure do a lot of talking on here. If you like to fuck just as much, would like to catch up" But hot hot bod so that makes the big diff. Waves😇
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RHP User
9 years ago
Insecure...but I know what I look like, and I wouldn't get a second look (maybe not even a first! ) if you passed me on the street. So the first compliment being "you're hot/sexy" etc...I do roll my eyes. Having said that...I know my profile pics (the pro ones) are sexy...they're meant to be. lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
A birthday present?? 😈
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Shhhhhhh
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Shhhhhhh Yeah, nah...
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Betty7216' You me, let's do it why not? birds do it bees do it (Even educated fleas do it)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'Betty7216' You me, let's do it why not? birds do it bees do it (Even educated fleas do it) Key word, educated ;)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Can I touch? My three year old says this to me because they are still fascinating to him after two years of breastfeeding. Boobies? Really?
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RHP User
9 years ago
"Hey! Want to chat? You busy? Want to meet me? Come over...(any of those things'd be wonderful) x" And yes, Summer, I'm posting this from his couch ;)
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RHP User
9 years ago
I didn't reply because you need to address the voices in your head. That is the strangest message I've ever received, and that's saying something, I've had some strange ones. A whole script between you and the voices I appreciate your enthusiasm but what were you on? I couldn't understand what you were talking about. Bizarre
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I didn't reply because you need to address the voices in your head. That is the strangest message I've ever received, and that's saying something, I've had some strange ones. A whole script between you and the voices I appreciate your enthusiasm but what were you on? I couldn't understand what you were talking about. Bizarre I think I may know who that was from... I recently had a similar sounding interaction.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I didn't reply because you need to address the voices in your head. That is the strangest message I've ever received, and that's saying something, I've had some strange ones. A whole script between you and the voices I appreciate your enthusiasm but what were you on? I couldn't understand what you were talking about. Bizarre I think I may know who that was from... I recently had a similar sounding interaction. might be the same guy that sent us all that last weird message could be some person just filling in time hitting the keyboard, distinct possibility, but no normal person would type something like that Was he a body of water?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Betty7216' "Hey! Want to chat? You busy? Want to meet me? Come over...(any of those things'd be wonderful) x" And yes, Summer, I'm posting this from his couch ;) any plans today?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I didn't reply because you need to address the voices in your head. That is the strangest message I've ever received, and that's saying something, I've had some strange ones. A whole script between you and the voices I appreciate your enthusiasm but what were you on? I couldn't understand what you were talking about. Bizarre I think I may know who that was from... I recently had a similar sounding interaction. might be the same guy that sent us all that last weird message could be some person just filling in time hitting the keyboard, distinct possibility, but no normal person would type something like that Was he a body of water? I guess there's more than one fruit-loop in Perth... Whodathunkit?
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RHP User
9 years ago
You should message that guy back and ask if he still has some free time. He can whip you up some lunch while you nurse your back, maybe put a load of washing on, chop up some veggies for dinner 😘
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RHP User
9 years ago
there must be something in the water over here lucky us
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I didn't reply because you need to address the voices in your head. That is the strangest message I've ever received, and that's saying something, I've had some strange ones. A whole script between you and the voices I appreciate your enthusiasm but what were you on? I couldn't understand what you were talking about. Bizarre
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' Can I touch? My three year old says this to me because they are still fascinating to him after two years of breastfeeding. Boobies? Really? And some guys just never grow out of it, either... BTW, love your renewed set of pics. Hot'n'sexy. Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
Laughing my ass off Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'Keepitsimple72' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I didn't reply because you need to address the voices in your head. That is the strangest message I've ever received, and that's saying something, I've had some strange ones. A whole script between you and the voices I appreciate your enthusiasm but what were you on? I couldn't understand what you were talking about. Bizarre I think I may know who that was from... I recently had a similar sounding interaction. might be the same guy that sent us all that last weird message could be some person just filling in time hitting the keyboard, distinct possibility, but no normal person would type something like that Was he a body of water?
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RHP User
9 years ago
got a follow up message from him following my comment in here. Thank you for that. No I'm not interested and won't be replying, but I do appreciate your nice message
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RHP User
9 years ago
''You are such a turn on, let's fuck each other's brains out mmmmm'' So many awesome, smart-arse replies I could've sent but somehow I restrained myself
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RHP User
9 years ago
"I would love to smell your big feet, I can donate and reward you" I wouldn't even know the going rate ;)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Did the specify whether they would like your big feet clean or dirty? And I didn't know you had big feet. You know what they say - big feet...... ;)
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RHP User
9 years ago
another one bites the dust. Clearly someone didn't like my no holes barred attitude to stalkers. Whatever, I'll say it again, you've reached an all time low mate and don't ask me to define that
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' Did the specify whether they would like your big feet clean or dirty? And I didn't know you had big feet. You know what they say - big feet...... ;) I suspect thats why he said it lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' And I didn't know you had big feet. You know what they say - big feet...... ;) you'd never asked to see ;)
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hey hill billy, look me up sometime if you ever come down from your mountain. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Bring it on! November........I want to see those big feet 😝
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RHP User
9 years ago
Classic! I had a giggle when I read that! So.....are you going to strap your horse to his porch anytime soon?
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RHP User
9 years ago
“I touch myself,” next time they say you look “half-normal” ask them which half?” Luck Dragon” not sure if Mills & Boon are hiring at the moment but that slice of erotic tome wasn’t half bad LOL. And just to paraphrase you a bit: “AbnormallyNormal,” If the “big head” isn’t engaged then the “little head” will never be shifted into gear (at least in my case)
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RHP User
9 years ago
And you have a vagina. We should put them to use don't you think? Reminded me of Kindergarten Cop lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' And you have a vagina. We should put them to use don't you think? Reminded me of Kindergarten Cop lol so, was it a penis or a tumor?
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RHP User
9 years ago
he had a face pic up and no dick pics on display. Unfortunately it means I'm unable to answer your question. I can give you his username if you like.....for the purposes of satisfying your curiosity ;)
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RHP User
9 years ago
I had a message where I was referred to as Darl.....I politely ask not to be called that so the name was changed to Sweetie. Not sure which is worse lol. xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
From a guy who's only photo was a distant one of him standing and was slightly out of focus. Him: Do you have a good face pic Me: No....sorry Him: You seem a bit stupid I get annoyed when people ask for a face pic and don't have one themselves.
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RHP User
9 years ago
What on earth? How rude! I would have said "And you seem a bit hypocritical"
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Obviously another winner from the book of "How to win friends...." Doesn't realize it also says volumes about himself - if he comes across with that last comment, what does that say about him ? Personally I would have hit him back a little harder than Soft suggested. But then again, it may have proven to be a waste of time telling him so, too. Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' What on earth? How rude! I would have said "And you seem a bit hypocritical" I wanted to be rude back but I wrote a polite response telling him just that....but politely, and also told him that it wasn't nice to insult people. His response was: you really are stupid! I figured he was just trying to inflame me and I didn't want to bite so I just blocked him.
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Nah, fuck it......Some guys think they have an entitlement that they think they can be rude and nasty. Its just lucky they are so fucked up, they show their cards early and we can dodge the bullet most of the time. Never ceases to amaze......
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Nah, fuck it......Some guys think they have an entitlement that they think they can be rude and nasty. Its just lucky they are so fucked up, they show their cards early and we can dodge the bullet most of the time. Never ceases to amaze......
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
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RHP User
9 years ago
What yous into. Hun. I'd love to help you with her.
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RHP User
9 years ago
So true. Twatwaffles like that save us time working them out. It's nice when they save us the trouble.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' You should message that guy back and ask if he still has some free time. He can whip you up some lunch while you nurse your back, maybe put a load of washing on, chop up some veggies for dinner 😘 Missed opportunities - duh!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'PhoenixGirl' From a guy who's only photo was a distant one of him standing and was slightly out of focus. Him: Do you have a good face pic Me: No....sorry Him: You seem a bit stupid I get annoyed when people ask for a face pic and don't have one themselves. You already know what I'm going to say... starts with either F, or S
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RHP User
9 years ago
Betty that made me laugh so hard.....thanks
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RHP User
9 years ago
"Frank" (supplies mobile number) lets do it sexy And in another state 😕
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Tall74nHard9
9 years ago
Quoting 'SoftandCurious' "Frank" (supplies mobile number) lets do it sexy And in another state 😕 Must have it curled up in his trousers if he can make it stretch that far - gotta be bloody uncomfortable though... Tall
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RHP User
9 years ago
"did you know the reason men are attracted to boobs because subconsciously we made a link between boobs and babies sucking on your boobs for milk. strange eh?" Strange? Yes, yes you are........
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
A nothing profile. No pics. zero anything. And he wants a long term affair with me. They are wearing me out........
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
"Hi." I sent the only logical reply...."Hello." No response. i frightened him off......
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RHP User
9 years ago
A few (a small few) messages are exchanged and then he doesn't reply. Ok.....no problem. This is shrugged off easily enough. A couple (or a few) months later, I get a message announcing he's passing through tomorrow and would like to grace me with his presence and meet. Ummmmmmm........no.
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RHP User
9 years ago
"Horny now? Want to hook up?" Yeah...nah! Xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hey use guys up for a 4some?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Enticing... lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'm deafently keen
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Got a flirt from a very blokey looking man. Sent a polite hello. Got back " hi im new here. Not sure of tbe procedure but heres my number, gis a call" Sent back l dont do phones unless we get to the meeting stage. My standard question " been with a trannie before?" Came back " Sorry. Tbo5ught you where a lady" I sent back no probs and gave a polite tip regarding his shit photos. Wished him good hunting. Messaged back "Where are u anyway? I need a blowjob. Can i say that on here" He should do well........
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Left out a hey babe in there somewhere just for a bit of icing.
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On_Safari
9 years ago
I can't believe people think it's gonna work for 'em.....lala lala la laaa Surely there's a brain in there somewhere..... and the constant blocks are surely tellin' yoooooo That your approach is doggy Doo doooooo (Best I can do lacking inspiration but you get my drift right?) Great topic heading AbnormallyNormal 👍🏽 ~ Indy
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Seachange73
9 years ago
That knob would definitely do well. At least in the comedy stakes. O Dios mio!! Mi corazon. Lol
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
To his credit his shit photos disappeared straight away. Either that or he read this thread after l posted. And who said l didn't give him a blowie..........
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LoveMaiden
9 years ago
I hate the... 'Hey babe, great tits n arse' Firstly... I'm not your babe, Secondly....have some respect Thirdly...Introduce yourself first, how hard can it be boys? Would you walk up to someone in a pub/club and say that? Probably not without getting ditched or a slap! Love men who introduce themselves....tell you a bit about themselves and what they're after..then asks you a couple of questions (do i call that a 'normal')?? $#*&#
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RHP User
9 years ago
With "I wanna have my gash bashed by your masher mr thrasher!!" Lol :p
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RHP User
9 years ago
Got this one just today from over East ... all it said was hi... Talk about riveting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
9 years ago
I like babe, but call me hun, and I won't reply 😠 I haven't had many lame messages lately. Come to think of it, I haven't had any at all. Well that sorts that problem out 👌
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RHP User
9 years ago
All these shit messages yet the guys sending polite messages can't get a reply ? Something wrong here somewhere, perhaps the polite guys give up and send crap like everyone else. It takes a lot of time to read the profile, address the criteria and then add in your own person slant, and all for sweet FA.
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RHP User
9 years ago
The gist of it, because I'm not going back to look at it again - "a mate and I will be in Sydney for a concert for his birthday, wanna join us for some fun? We've got a room."
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RHP User
9 years ago
You look like fun! Really? Wtf does fun look like?!?
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MsJonesy
9 years ago
You have caught my loathing of the word 'fun' 😂😂(disclaimer....when used on this site. The word, when used in a normal context is just fine).
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RHP User
9 years ago
You could give that a go... not sure it will improve your response rate... Also, this thread is for everyone, not just women... feel free to add any lame messages you have received... 👍
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RHP User
9 years ago
Mine is Hi - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
9 years ago
Errrr....there aren't any naked pictures of me in my public gallery.....
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RHP User
9 years ago
I don't message Betty, hence the guest. Not worth the angst. But I do reply. As for messages, mine are mostly intelligent and respectful and mostly from men. Can't remember the last lame one. Which given my profile surprises me. I know scores of men send shit messages, just as women ignore nice ones, just the way it is. I still think guys shoot off those messages just to get a rise, especially when they know they are not in the same league. Sorry for abbreviated points, phone is not good for flowing prose.
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RHP User
9 years ago
try this one i got to day god you are to ugly to be on day
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RHP User
9 years ago
What's wrong with 'Hi' in a first message? 😀 I send those all the time, but do they put a cute smiley after it? ☺ makes the message pop I think 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
I had a message that said "Can I pretty please fuck you?" when I politely declined he was quite offended because at least he had used his manners lol. xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
Wanna do the dirty things your pics suggest. Huh? I'm not "making" anyone do anything. And as for my pics...your and my ideas of suggestive are going to be polar opposites...I can guarantee it! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Gees woman.....don't you know staring over the top of your sunnies with a turtle neck jumper tortoise it was the sign of a seductive librarian?? Sheesh old people these days :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
So probably not properly on topic, but still lame, when they don't bother reading your profile. Sub, kink sub, clearly stated that if they have submissive tendencies, they're not for me. So I get a flirt from a guy who is a sub?? Sorry, but how much clearer can I be? Even states in his about me that he's submissive. Do they actually read profiles and how do they imagine that will work. I'm not a switch
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RHP User
9 years ago
First just be sure the person isn't mixed up between PG , private gallery or parental guidance lmao easily done , so your telling me me that people have been asking for my private gallery when they say PG's, I was about to get a pg no nude album sorted for y'all
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RHP User
9 years ago
I think I sent one tonight, something about crossing the widest river, climbing the highest mountain 😉 wtf I just spew words out, hit send and then my brain starts catching up 😊 I'll check for his reply in the morning 😯
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RHP User
9 years ago
Everyone that knows me, knows quite well I bring absolutely no intelligence to these forums at all.... I went for an adventure up the dumbcunt river and found my happy place..... But here's a conversation I have an observation about which I'll type out afterwards.... The profile: no validations? Me: nope....none....zip....nada.. They do nothing... The profile: but your an asertive "bull" Me: Hahahaha I'm assertive in bullshit, but I ain't no bull... You're funny at least.... The profile: O don't worry we looked at your profile after your stupid comment on mfm....we can see your not a bull....by any stretch of the imagination. Me: Hahahaha you contacted me to tell me that?? Lol do you feel better? The profile: never felt bad? And blocked my dumbarse...... My observation here though is here I am up the dumbcunt river, sitting here in my happy place.....thinking fuck me....my dad needed a vasectomy years before me.....he's not much better see?? But who strolls up dumbcunt river to find me?? This profile..... Given their messages imply they've got the goods when it comes to brains, why on earth would you choose to come visit me up dumbcunt river to call me stupid?? I would mention names, but it's just sex after all...... ;) Oops......did I just do that?? Oh well....fuck it....what do you expect from a dumb cunt like me?? ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
A guy telling me I'd look good in furs. Not the smartest thing to say to someone who states on their profile that they're an animal lover.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Are we are talking intro lines or any message?These are all quoted in this thread.I had a great laugh. Not that I have any idea what a good line is but these are priceless.I had to cull this to 10.You wanna suck my weaponHot camel toeHey babe, I have this gag thinghe fantasises about his sister and we should get togetherAre you always this uptightbeat my arse with a flogger and stick needles through my titsLet's go to the nearest toilet block for a rootMy cock, your mouth any questions? (this one comes with a response – “Yes I have a question - do you like teeth marks?”)Hey use guys up for a 4someCan I pretty please fuck you (wins the desperately polite award)And my favorite !!! Had a manOffer to wash my car in exchange for sex.I found the message insulting on many levels, not the least because I can get my car washed for $25! As I said – priceless.
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RHP User
9 years ago
not sure where the long pause came from.
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